Abonne toi ! :D
Category
😹
AmusantTranscription
00:00 So, first of all, hello, I guess that's the least polite way to say it
00:03 And then, today, we're gonna talk about everyday problems
00:06 But be careful, not like hunger in the world or incurable diseases
00:09 Oh no, not at all, we're here to talk about our shitty problems
00:11 You know, the things we could solve in 2 and a half seconds
00:13 But we'd rather let them hang out and live with them as if it was a fatality
00:16 Like peeing in the dark for months because a bulb burned
00:18 Yes, it's a punchline from Elsa
00:20 And yes, it really happened to us
00:21 So, today, we wanted to complain
00:22 We wanted to be our perfect little French people
00:24 Our perfect little assholes
00:25 Because life isn't easy, ok?
00:27 We also have flaws and flaws, ok?
00:29 When it's too much, it's too picky
00:30 And when there's nothing to do, there's no work
00:31 And on this dream from the 80s, I have nothing to say
00:34 Which will probably be torn apart
00:35 Because we can't afford a graphic designer
00:36 Wait, don't mess around
00:38 *French music*
00:42 Well, first, if we start by talking about this laundry dryer
00:44 You see the problem or I'll make you a drawing
00:46 The thing goes in the trash, it's shit
00:48 And instead of fixing it, we accept the idea that it's more often on the ground than standing up
00:51 You're a piece of shit
00:52 My existence is only suffering
00:54 While we know very well that the laundry doesn't dry when it's on the ground
00:57 Otherwise, we wouldn't have invented the dryers
00:59 So when it falls, we just collect it
01:01 And shut our big mouths, my mouth
01:03 Oh yeah, wait, it would be too easy to buy a new one
01:05 Wait, by the way, while we're in our housewife mood
01:08 Have I ever told you about my cooking plates?
01:09 No, I haven't told you about my cooking plates
01:11 We need a particular context to talk about cooking plates
01:13 In a specialized humor channel, and not in the kitchen
01:16 So basically, our apartment is equipped with cooking plates
01:18 Like almost all apartments in 2021, no kidding
01:20 And one day, while cooking our pasta
01:22 Since it's the only thing we can eat because we're poor
01:24 They grilled the cooking plates, not the pasta, watch out
01:26 And so we bought more to put them on top
01:28 Except that they grilled them too, actually
01:30 Because even when we try to solve a problem, there's always a solution
01:32 So we decided to adapt
01:34 And cook our steaks in the microwave
01:35 It's not good, but at least they're cooked
01:37 Recently, we remade our setup
01:38 By the way, we put a nice picture on Instagram
01:40 Go follow us, we're super active
01:41 It's fake
01:42 But be ready, because at any moment
01:43 It's going to be a picture of a handsome guy in a filtered mode
01:46 So in the setup, we installed little acoustic foam
01:48 To counter the fact that we often scream in videos
01:50 And that it's not cool for your delicate ears
01:52 Fuck, we have no respect for your ears
01:53 Wait, the guy sends us 20 euros every month on Tipeee
01:56 And we, every video, we're going to make him lose 10% of his hearing
01:58 No, no, no, it's not cool
02:00 It's not cool, I'm not questioning you
02:01 But the problem is that we glued it on the wall
02:02 With double-sided tape that doesn't hold its great dead
02:04 So, my life is playing Rocket League quietly
02:07 And then, BAM, I get an acoustic foam in my face
02:09 I hurt myself like crazy, I got a real slap
02:11 I'm telling you right now
02:12 And instead of taking measures to make it stay glued to the wall
02:15 We prefer to pick up the ones that fell
02:17 And glue them back, knowing desperately
02:19 That they're going to fall again at some point in the day
02:20 Live my life like an asshole
02:21 The base, come on
02:22 We spent more than a year with a fridge that didn't cool down
02:25 Turning it into a simple cupboard where we put the fresh products
02:28 That didn't stay fresh for a long time
02:29 So we ended up in this precise situation a lot of times
02:32 Pff, it's not good
02:35 I don't have any light in my room
02:36 Because the architects who built the apartment said to themselves
02:39 "Well, at night, he sleeps"
02:39 So he doesn't need to see, actually
02:41 No light, it's okay
02:42 So when I'm going to bed, there's one thing I'm afraid of
02:44 It's that I break my neck on my pillow
02:45 A weak chance, but there's a chance
02:46 And we don't have windows in the bathroom either
02:48 Which means that the whole wall starts to rot
02:50 But it's okay, we pretend we didn't see anything
02:52 And everything's fine
02:52 Except that at any moment, behind the toilets
02:54 An ecosystem is being created
02:55 With a civilization inside
02:57 Who's objective is to declare war on us
02:58 And to take control of the apartment
03:00 But this click that's behind me
03:01 We're talking about it, it's been two years
03:03 It's here, the rail is disgusting
03:04 It's broken, it's hard as life
03:06 We brought it back at 4am, drunk in the street
03:08 And it's my bed, actually
03:09 I've been sleeping on it for two years
03:11 My back is potiron soup
03:12 Yeah, I'm making a comparison with potiron soup
03:14 Yeah, but it's because I like it
03:15 But behind this click is an even bigger problem
03:18 And I'm not talking about the wall
03:18 I'm talking about the society behind it
03:20 You can't see it
03:21 Except if you're Superman
03:22 And you can see through the walls
03:23 Because under the pretext that they have a real job
03:26 They come to bother us when we're talking loudly
03:27 While we're shooting videos
03:28 So we have to wait until 6pm
03:30 For them to finish their day of work
03:32 So that we can finally start shooting
03:34 However, when they have birthdays
03:36 Or when they're fucking in the office
03:37 In peace
03:38 We have the right to say nothing
03:39 Because we don't have real jobs
03:40 So it doesn't bother us, the noise
03:41 This is our freezer
03:43 And for four months, when we opened it
03:44 There was this fucking drawer that fell
03:46 One day, my dad arrived
03:47 Took a piece of cardboard
03:47 Went to a big joint in Morocco
03:49 No, I'm kidding, it was to see if you were following
03:50 He took the little piece of cardboard
03:51 He folded it in half
03:52 He did "Paf"
03:53 And in 30 seconds, he solved a problem
03:55 That was bothering us for four months
03:56 This guy is a genius
03:57 We give him a Nobel Prize
03:58 Moral of the story
03:59 If you can solve a problem
04:00 Solve it, actually
04:01 Make a plan
04:02 Six steps to avoid it
04:03 It will necessarily take more time
04:05 Than to solve it on the spot
04:06 And you'll see that once the problem is solved
04:07 You'll be much more calm
04:08 In everyday life
04:09 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
04:11 For example
04:12 If you feel a little sad
04:13 A little like that
04:14 Well, you subscribe directly to the Infosmile channel
04:16 And it's instant happiness
04:18 Yeah, I'm an unbearable guy
04:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah
04:20 Subscribe, hit the bell
04:20 Share the video on all your favorite social networks
04:23 Especially Pornhub, Twitter, Instagram
04:25 Who wants what you do and what you will do
04:26 And go take a little trip on Tipeee
04:28 Just to have a little bit of fun
04:29 Like that, the moula, no?
04:30 Hey, well, see you later
04:31 Subscribe