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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 *musique*
00:06 -I'm only a minor for another week. -Good answer.
00:10 -There's a time in life... -I'm in hospital.
00:13 -...when you almost have it all figured out.
00:15 -You ever just wake up and realize, "I'm a loser"?
00:17 -Yeah, man. -"I want to be a teacher."
00:19 -"You know, electrical engineer." You know, anything.
00:21 -Hey, could you put down the ice pick?
00:23 -But until then, all you can do...
00:25 -Order up! -...is wait.
00:27 -♪ Everybody get funky, sexy ♪
00:29 -Is everything prepared OK? -How about some dessert?
00:31 -How would you like your steak prepared?
00:33 -The five-second rule! The five-second rule!
00:35 -Two, three! -Whoo!
00:37 -We almost had to switch to the ten-second rule.
00:39 -Most of the guys that work here like to play this little game.
00:42 -You know the object where I mean to have the other guy look...
00:45 -The brain! -No girl would ever play that game.
00:48 -Why not? -It's because of this!
00:50 -Ow! -Ow!
00:52 -Oh, God! It's so angry!
00:54 -This fall... -All right, men.
00:56 Zero hour is upon us. Let us seize the day!
01:00 -Yeah. -Welcome to Thunderdome.
01:02 -Serve it up! -You enjoyed having sex with me.
01:05 -Once we got past foreplay, you turned into the little engine that couldn't...
01:08 -Oh, what the... -Dish it out!
01:10 -You don't get out front and start doing some work,
01:12 I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say "Yo MTV raps!"
01:15 -But never... -This steak is medium rare.
01:17 -How hard is your job? -Send it back!
01:19 -I'm gonna get this fixed for you right away.
01:21 Let's go, Ted.
01:23 -The first thing we do is we add a little extra gravy to the mashed potato.
01:26 (snorting)
01:28 -Oh, God!
01:30 -Followed by a little garlic salt.
01:32 -That's what I'm talking about!
01:34 -Oh! -Oh, me.
01:40 Lionsgate Films presents a comedy about an eight-hour day...
01:45 -We are not having sex in the bathroom.
01:47 -Come on. -Okay.
01:49 -...and a lifetime of memories.
01:51 -We need birthday cake! -Yeah!
01:53 -Happy birthday to you!
01:56 -Yay!
01:59 -I hope you enjoyed everything. I know I did.
02:02 (générique)
02:06 (générique)
02:09 [SILENCE]