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00:00 At first glance, the small town of South Park seems no different than any other.
00:04 But deep beneath the surface of this mountain hamlet, there are secrets of passion.
00:09 ♪ Ten months to kiss, when's he taste a burger? ♪
00:13 Shut up, fat ass!
00:14 Secrets of visitors.
00:16 My little brother's been abducted by aliens!
00:18 It's true! Ask Carmen! They gave him an anal probe!
00:21 Heh heh, heh heh. That's a little joke.
00:24 Secrets of conspiracy.
00:26 And so you see, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
00:31 Secrets of murder.
00:33 I did it! I did it! I finally killed something!
00:36 South Park's children aren't keeping their secrets,
00:39 and this small town is finding out more than it bargained for.
00:43 What the hell was that?
00:47 South Park, the unkept secret.
00:50 If you don't get Comedy Central, you don't get South Park.
00:53 ♪ I'm gonna be on television ♪
00:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]