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Short filmTranscript
00:00 Important question.
00:01 Have you told your friends that you see ghosts?
00:02 Oh, absolutely not.
00:04 Things are just a little bit complicated for me.
00:06 My career isn't exactly where I want it to be,
00:08 but I have value.
00:09 I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
00:11 but you are, um--
00:12 The worst.
00:13 And I do see the ghosts of the dead people
00:15 that I write about.
00:17 Although, I'm not really sure if I'm seeing you or if you're
00:18 just an ongoing nervous breakdown.
00:20 This is sad.
00:22 And I'm the dead one?
00:23 (SINGING) Baby, I got you shook.
00:24 Got you shook.
00:26 Got you shook.
00:27 Listen up, my father, the owner of this paper,
00:29 is coming here today.
00:30 Good morning, everyone.
00:31 You look wealthy, father.
00:32 [groaning]
00:34 Who is that with the crumbs?
00:36 She's just the obituary writer.
00:37 She is the one I came to see.
00:39 It's time to consider what the world will
00:41 read about me when I'm gone.
00:43 Titan, maverick, titan of all mavericks.
00:46 Finish up whatever you're doing with your mouth.
00:48 Let's get to work.
00:49 I use certified--
00:50 [music playing]
00:52 It seems like you have some pretty serious daddy issues.
00:55 Has anyone ever told you you resemble a stalk of asparagus?
00:57 You look like you've eaten all the lemons.
00:59 You look like someone who can't eat dairy and loves
01:00 to tell everyone about it.
01:01 Hmm.
01:02 Hmm.
01:03 (SINGING) Baby, I got you shook.
01:05 I'm getting really tired of listening to dead people.
01:07 [music playing]
01:09 Going down?
01:11 Not for nothing, but syphilis is on the rise.
01:14 (SINGING) Baby, I got you shook.
01:16 Got you shook.
01:17 Woo!
01:18 [music playing]
01:21 [BLANK_AUDIO]