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00:00 Because we weren't allowed to make contact.
00:02 We weren't allowed to...
00:03 People were not allowed to speak.
00:05 So I walked in after Solitaire, I get out,
00:07 and I walked in, you could smell the fear in the room.
00:09 Multiple people came and were like,
00:12 "Just so you know, no cameras allowed."
00:14 People were literally terrified.
00:16 To take it to the level of,
00:18 "There is a decree, do not react."
00:21 That to me is shtick, that's acting, that's phony,
00:26 that's everything Barstool has never been.
00:27 Let that guy walk out of the room, and what happens, happens.
00:30 That's Barstool.
00:31 When the boss thinks no one's working,
00:41 that's a problem, because people get fired.
00:43 I don't know what New York does.
00:45 New York put it on the TV, you were there.
00:47 New York had it on the TVs, like that's crazy.
00:50 It's just, they have nothing to do.
00:52 Like that's how you screw 'em days.
00:54 Get to fucking work, why are you just sitting there?
00:56 I was pretty pissed.
00:57 I have no misgivings about what the appearances are,
01:00 or what the opinions are of the two offices.
01:03 It's one thing when it's earned.
01:06 I don't like when people don't work here.
01:09 If you want to say there are more successful people there,
01:11 more likeable, more talented, that's fine.
01:14 But people do work, yeah.
01:15 When Dave said it, that's when I started being like,
01:17 "Okay, it's getting out of control now."
01:18 It almost makes it seem like you guys have absolutely nothing to do in that New York office.
01:24 When I saw it for the first time, I was more like, "Is this true?"
01:29 Like I've obviously, I'm aware people say it.
01:33 And when it gets back to the boss, and he's saying it,
01:35 then it's a real problem.
01:37 So I reached out to some behind-the-scenes people,
01:40 and was just like, "Exactly the question, is it true?"
01:44 I did some research.
01:45 Ooh!
01:47 But it was like, there are 15 shows out of here,
01:50 there were like six out of there.
01:51 And then I asked their chief, I was like, "Who does blogging?"
01:55 He's like, "It's about 80/20 New York/Chicago."
01:57 They kick our ass in likeability and success, that's fine, that's fair.
02:01 But work happens.
02:02 That work gets done, and whether you don't like it, that's fine.
02:06 But I hated seeing that.
02:08 But then when Dave's like, "No one works,"
02:09 then people's jobs start getting put in danger.
02:12 And it's like, "Oh, no one over there works anyway."
02:15 In the list of shows I asked for, a lot of them are here,
02:17 so people are fucking working.
02:18 And I don't like people saying that people aren't working here.
02:21 What the fuck are you guys doing in that office?
02:24 Right, but all to me, it's like, it's just people not enough to do it.
02:28 That's what it is, that's what it screams to me.
02:30 I got an office full of people with nothing to do,
02:33 so they're just gonna...
02:35 Eventually, you're gonna fuck with something.
02:37 No one gets fired here for not being good at their jobs.
02:40 Like, that doesn't happen, that's never happened in the history of the app.
02:43 You can... You start an alcohol company, or say the N-word.
02:47 Those are the only two things you can't do here.
02:49 You can be bad at your job for a fucking decade.
02:51 The office looks empty because we have a big fucking space.
02:54 We have, like, 12 content people who work...
02:56 They all left, they all went to Chicago.
02:58 And not only that, but, like, you know, Jeff T. Goh went to LA.
03:01 Roan is very busy, he's busting his ass.
03:04 And we have chicks in the office, well, they're on a megatour.
03:07 Trent, often, he comes in whenever he can, he busts his ass.
03:10 Sometimes he's going and making zillions of dollars doing...
03:11 I was gonna say, they've got other things to do with the Fortnite boys.
03:14 A lot of the people we have are busy doing big, giant stuff.
03:18 And I just wanted to make sure that's not what it is here.
03:20 And the information I have, again, who knows the accuracy of it?
03:23 The information I have is that it's not the case.
03:26 That's the other thing I couldn't believe, is Clemmer said at one point in the stream
03:28 20 people were involved in this?
03:29 Since December, three months ago.
03:31 This is what would drive... If I was Dave, this is what I would say to Feinberg.
03:34 More like this.
03:35 What are these fucking 20 people doing?
03:37 That's what I would say to Feinberg.
03:38 That's pretend time.
03:39 - What would you guys have come up with? - Nobody's doing anything productive.
03:41 We just want the New York office to be the best it can be.
03:44 And I think we all just had different perspectives.
03:46 I'm obviously really new.
03:47 They've been here forever.
03:49 I don't know. I thought it was a really interesting conversation.
03:53 One of the things that was brought up was the leadership around here.
03:56 Yeah.
03:57 What do you... How do you see it?
03:59 I don't know. What I feel like is transpiring now in our office.
04:03 And there's a lot of reasons why.
04:04 It's not just Dave... This is not just a Dave thing.
04:07 It's... We are a rudderless ship right now.
04:09 We have no leadership.
04:10 And we have an office that's terrified to sneeze.
04:13 And that is a culture for either shitty...
04:16 That's a problem.
04:17 ...or either the safest, most like delicate content ever that no one really will like or nothing.
04:22 There isn't right now.
04:23 And like juxtaposed to like when I went to Chicago last week.
04:27 I get just so clear.
04:28 It's like, alright, Dan's in charge.
04:29 You have a question. You have a big question.
04:31 You can go to Dan and Dave's obviously always the boss.
04:34 But like who's in charge here?
04:36 And obviously, if I made your question, I would go to Kevin.
04:38 But then it's like Kevin, the guy, you know, so it's just confusing.
04:43 When I was attempted to do it and Dave went on a name show.
04:47 I'm just like, I'm the boss of New York.
04:49 Yeah, you cut your legs out on the live TV.
04:51 But it's just like that's not changing.
04:54 Did Kevin say he was in charge in New York?
04:56 He put two people in position who had...
04:58 I don't know if that's true.
05:00 Thousand percent.
05:01 No, no, no. I went as Kevin said he's in charge in New York.
05:04 First of all, I love when guys like Clemmer and like Kelly and Francis do this.
05:08 When they like say these things directly to my face.
05:11 When it's like I'm the one who tried and failed.
05:13 Thanks guys.
05:16 I can't, I wish I was like Dan where I can just like tap you and Midas touch and turn you into a star.
05:21 I'm not on that level.
05:22 I would think that I would maybe be somebody to lean on and ask for help or get involved with.
05:29 And nobody really takes me up on that offer.
05:31 So between the people not really taking me up on it.
05:34 And then Dave publicly being like I'm the boss.
05:36 He's not.
05:38 I would feel foolish coming in here trying to continue to do that.
05:42 When I have been publicly told like you're not that guy.
05:46 I don't know that he's in charge in New York.
05:48 Do you consider yourself the leader in New York Kevin?
05:50 Like Dan is in Chicago or no?
05:53 I mean I'm trying to motivate everybody in New York.
05:56 But at the end of the day Dave is like obviously the guy who's running the show.
06:01 I think Kevin did a good job with it.
06:02 And Kevin was motivated to do it.
06:06 If it's not Kevin it should be no one.
06:08 I think it's a weird thing to just kind of declare someone a leader.
06:11 Where it's just like I don't know go out encourage each other, support each other.
06:16 You shouldn't need a leader to do that.
06:17 Just fucking do it.
06:18 And to speaking of scared to make content.
06:21 I think we ran into a situation.
06:23 We ran into a situation with that.
06:25 I think unlike one I've ever been.
06:28 Your last day I still don't really understand Dave's logic.
06:31 Because we weren't allowed to make content.
06:33 We weren't allowed to.
06:34 People were not allowed to speak to me.
06:36 So I walked in after Solitaire.
06:38 I get out.
06:39 I walked in and you could smell the fear in the room.
06:41 There was a lot of people here who were excited to like film it and be like clever.
06:45 Yeah like when I walked out I walk into the content floor.
06:48 You could like smell the fear in the room.
06:49 I immediately knew like something was just like not right.
06:52 Even beyond them like not talking.
06:53 And then I looked in some of the eyes and they're like you would almost like a deer in headlights.
06:57 People were literally like terrified.
06:59 But yeah I guess it was an order from top down to not have contact with people.
07:02 Which was wild.
07:04 Multiple people came and were like just so you know no cameras allowed.
07:09 To take it to the level of there is a decree do not react.
07:14 That to me is shtick.
07:16 That's acting.
07:17 That's phony.
07:18 That's everything Barstool has never been.
07:20 Let that guy walk out of the room and what happens happens.
07:22 That's Barstool.
07:23 And I just like I totally agree with what Kevin said 100%.
07:26 Which is like that's not authentic.
07:28 Like what we do ideally is always like reacting.
07:32 Now whether it be a negative reaction or positive reaction.
07:34 Whatever it's going to be is fine.
07:35 But there needs to be an honest reaction.
07:37 I think that's important to me.
07:39 And I think that's what we didn't get.
07:41 But you don't tell people you cannot react to something.
07:45 That's not Barstool.
07:46 There's a chance that this is one of those things where like.
07:48 We might be getting gas by the way.
07:49 Yeah.
07:50 I'm positive this is going at least through gas.
07:54 Yes.
07:55 I think we asked you know there was a lot of people walking on pins and needles on that day.
08:00 So I was being extra like what do you want to do here here here.
08:03 And yes I said I think I had the text message.
08:06 He said I did not like it.
08:08 I don't understand.
08:09 There's a part of me believes that there has to have been some kind of miscommunication.
08:13 Because I don't get it.
08:15 I don't understand the logic behind it.
08:18 Because it wasn't like that wasn't turned into content.
08:20 Like if he was going to do it as a way to sewer New York and be like look at these motherfuckers.
08:25 They didn't even give a shit.
08:26 But he didn't do that.
08:28 He said nope air don't even react.
08:30 Tell people to just act normal like nothing happened.
08:32 No cameras to go rush to him or anything.
08:34 So that was the message to pass along.
08:37 And that's seems like everyone did their job in that sense.
08:40 I don't know why.
08:42 There was no more like this is why this is that.
08:44 Was it the right move or the wrong move.
08:46 I'm sure we'll talk about that.
08:47 I'm sure on the show tomorrow.
08:48 But yeah seems like everyone did their job.
08:51 I don't get the angle for like not allowing us to participate in it.
08:55 Maybe it was just a punishment.
08:56 But I don't I didn't get that one at all.
08:58 I did I disagree with that decision.
09:00 In the Clemmer situation.
09:02 I think he probably Dave probably went a little too far with like telling people what they can and can't do.
09:07 But that's like one time out of you know a billion.
09:12 I can't I really can't pinpoint any other time that he told people.
09:15 Here's what you are allowed and not allowed to do.
09:18 So let's say he went full blown North Korea on this one.
09:21 And you know controlled what was being said.
09:24 Okay.
09:25 It's the only time I can really say he did that.
09:28 I was very plugged in.
09:30 I thought cutting the stream was obviously the right move.
09:33 The fact that people disagreed with that was crazy.
09:36 I thought Friday morning was electric.
09:38 Would you have talked to him when he came out?
09:40 If Dave told me not to I wouldn't have.
09:42 There's a chance we got gassed.
09:46 There is.
09:48 And if we did I definitely did because I spoke to guys.
09:51 I was like what did he say.
09:53 And I explained exactly what I did to him.
09:56 I just don't get this.
09:57 Yeah I get the chance we got gas but I don't I don't think so.
10:00 I don't I don't think he would lie about that.
10:02 But who knows guys.
10:04 I think I think I said I think he was just like in his mind from where he was that the stream was over at when you stepped when you stepped out.
10:11 And he's like there's just no more like that type of thing.
10:14 But that shouldn't stop someone else from.
10:16 But then why would not want.
10:18 Well I got to wake up whatever.
10:20 Unless he thought maybe it would be better.
10:23 I don't know.
10:24 I know he was just mad.
10:25 I think he was just mad at everybody.
10:27 Yeah.
10:28 It was just a punishment.
10:29 It's a punishment.
10:30 No one talked to him because you guys were trying to make content around it and fucked up what I was trying to do.
10:35 Yeah.
10:36 So then it just was like just no one fuck with him because let me do my thing.
10:40 Maybe that's what.
10:41 But he was his thing was done.
10:43 Yeah.
10:44 I don't know.
10:45 I don't know.
10:46 We'll find out.
10:47 Tune into the name show.
10:48 1130 Thursdays.
10:49 And in his idiotic thing of like I ban cameras and all this shit.
10:55 Oh yeah.
10:56 I was wondering what.
10:57 I am very.
10:58 I am very.
10:59 North Korea.
11:00 When he walked out and quit which was victory.
11:02 He saw he started talking to somebody in a cameraman.
11:06 Aria was scurrying around and we had more people in the booth than I even knew.
11:12 So that's why he's like, oh, I better stay because there's cameras.
11:15 There's people following me.
11:16 So I yelled at Pete.
11:18 I said, get all the fucking camera people out of there.
11:21 So he doesn't know what's going on.
11:23 He's seen cameras.
11:24 I go, I want it gone.
11:25 I want to think he's alone sitting there.
11:27 No, I talked to guys.
11:28 I'm like, just like he doesn't exist.
11:30 So that was it.
11:31 I could see I was misinterpreted.
11:33 But was it this big?
11:34 Like, oh, you can't make content.
11:35 So, Conor, didn't you?
11:37 I will give you an example.
11:39 I will get shut the fuck up and let me answer.
11:41 You can't talk all kinds of shit.
11:43 And then when the moment comes, act like a fucking pussy.
11:45 I'm not acting like a pussy.
11:46 You fucking talk.
11:47 Shut the fuck up.
11:48 Shut the fuck up.
11:50 Shut the fuck up.
11:51 I fucking own you.
11:53 Yeah, that's a drop the mic, you fucking pussy.
11:55 Because you won't shut up.
11:56 I want to answer the question.
11:57 You won't let me answer.
11:58 You afraid of content?
11:59 What are you afraid of?
12:00 I'm not afraid of anything, Dave.
12:01 What are you, Kevin Clancy?
12:02 You suck on his dick?
12:03 Be a fucking man and come up with your own fucking content
12:06 when 22 people have fucking stuff.
12:08 I didn't get fired, so that's a win, right?
12:11 I don't think I'm entirely wrong with the leadership thing,
12:13 but I think I was wrong with how I phrased it.
12:15 And I think that there is a middle ground somewhere.
12:20 And that's kind of what I'm wondering.
12:22 All right, Iowa goes down to Illinois by, like, 20 points.
12:25 That's it for the Storm Chasers' journey.
12:27 Year six, I think, five.
12:30 First year without a Storm.
12:32 We tried four games this week, clear skies across America.
12:35 It's really, really sunny for everybody.
12:37 It was a bad look for the fellows.
12:39 Everybody's like, "We need leadership."
12:40 And then one time I'm like, "Let's be accountable."
12:42 Everyone's like, "What?
12:44 I wanted positivity."
12:47 So you rescinded your apology after you saw--
12:50 Nikki Smoak's being-- yeah, Nikki Smoak's like,
12:53 "I should have just, like, stormed."
12:55 Like, dude, that's not what I'm saying at all.
12:57 I wasn't saying that you should have stormed when you were losing.
12:59 I was saying do something to make the crowd
13:02 have an impact on the game.
13:04 What do you think they should have done differently?
13:06 I think that their energy level was extremely low for everything.
13:10 [cheering]
13:14 We may be looking at over one here, folks.
13:16 I didn't see any clips of them, like, going crazy,
13:19 trying to foment anything from the crowd.
13:22 Like, I lost my voice every night of when we were doing Storm Chaser.
13:26 They were putting out limp-dick content,
13:28 and then everybody's feelings got hurt.
13:30 I don't dislike them as people.
13:32 I want them to elevate the content that they make
13:34 because this is a great concept,
13:36 and it's a concept that we made good.
13:38 I'm not mad at them, but I don't think that they wanted to do it.
13:41 It didn't seem like they really badly wanted to do it.
13:44 Their best moment that they had was when they're getting
13:46 kicked out of the student section.
13:48 They didn't really make a meal out of that.
13:50 They kind of, like, went softly into the night.
13:52 Tickets are for-- you have to see where your tickets are.
13:56 - Do we have students? - Students only in the student section.
13:59 - We are. - You got any of your student IDs to match them?
14:02 If you don't, you're leaving.
14:04 I think I--
14:05 Not a thing. You're either a student that has an ID or you're not.
14:08 I have a student ID.
14:10 I mean, I didn't even expect this to be, like, a storyline
14:13 that I'm, like, disappointed in them.
14:15 It was, like, kind of just, like, a one-off thing.
14:17 But if people want to know my feelings on it,
14:19 like, I'll tell you my feelings about it.
14:21 It was limp-dick content.
14:23 We couldn't get a storm.
14:26 We tried. But we've done what they do every year.
14:29 They go to four games in the final week of the season.
14:31 That's what we did.
14:32 Unfortunately, all the games sucked. They were down early.
14:34 We tried to fire people up as much as we could,
14:36 but when you're down 10, 15 points almost immediately,
14:39 it's a little bit hard.
14:40 Verone said you guys had to bring more energy
14:42 from the stands down to the players
14:45 to force a storm upon them.
14:47 How do you reply to that?
14:49 That's difficult to do. It's difficult to do that.
14:52 To will a team to victory from wherever you are,
14:55 I feel like the crowds were pretty good.
14:57 We were like, "Look, if they win, we're going to storm, right?
14:59 We're going to storm."
15:00 It was clear skies all week.
15:02 Clear skies.
15:04 A sunny week in America.
15:07 But unfortunately, they just didn't win any games.
15:10 We weren't going to storm if they lost.
15:12 What percent blame...
15:14 This is Verone's question.
15:16 What percent blame do you guys have
15:19 for the teams not winning?
15:21 You got to go like 85%, I think.
15:23 I think we deserve a ton of blame for the teams not...
15:28 You know, we should have maybe even drawn up some plays,
15:30 holding it up on a whiteboard to them.
15:32 You're being sarcastic. It's not...
15:34 We got a storm last year.
15:37 I would say we tried, but...
15:40 all we do is sit here and root for the team.
15:42 Nicky, Smokes, and Da, they were...
15:44 they're our energy guys.
15:46 Serious question. You're blaming Nicky, Smokes, and Da
15:48 since they're the energy guys?
15:50 I don't know what are you...
15:51 Me and Helene are, because like,
15:52 "Let's fucking go, people!"
15:54 That's just not our bag.
15:55 It literally didn't even drizzle.
15:57 No, no storm.
15:58 Did you try and rush the state?
16:00 Every team lost.
16:02 You can storm when you're losing.
16:04 You can't. You can't storm.
16:06 You create the storm.
16:08 That's what you seem to not understand.
16:11 I know you guys are being sarcastic,
16:12 but it's still annoying.
16:14 Verone and Caleb caught a bunch of storms.
16:17 Yeah, I think Storm Chasers right now is like
16:19 "I'm nervous about Steve Carell."
16:21 Clumber, you know what we did last week?
16:22 We brought the company money.
16:23 You locked yourself in a room for 100 hours.
16:25 Here's the difference, Tommy.
16:26 I did mine, like, mine's unique.
16:28 You had a brand new...
16:29 What we did last week is...
16:30 A successful game!
16:32 That's so much worse!
16:33 To be fair, I was away all week.
16:34 I don't know...
16:35 How many storms did you get?
16:37 We don't play the games.
16:39 Nicky, Smokes reached out and he was like,
16:42 "You were right. We do need to be better."
16:44 And I was like, "Hell yeah."
16:46 Accountability.
16:48 And then Tommy Smokes...
16:50 Closed door ship.
16:51 Yeah, but I'm bringing it to light.
16:52 And then Tommy Smokes was like,
16:53 "I disagree with Nicky Smokes."
16:55 I did not say that!
16:56 There was nothing that we could have done better.
16:58 I absolutely did not say that.
16:59 There was nothing we could have done better.
17:00 I did not say that.
17:01 I said there were things that for X
17:02 I definitely think we could change and do better.
17:04 Do you think that they should start it earlier?
17:06 Start it earlier?
17:07 Whatever they have to do.
17:08 No, like, beginning of January.
17:10 And then just go to the book and do a final one.
17:12 I think that's a convenient excuse, though.
17:13 We only ever had a week.
17:14 We only ever did one week.
17:16 You caused a storm, though.
17:18 Yeah, I mean, we brought the storm.
17:19 Because you had the ability to do that.
17:21 We just wanted it.
17:22 We wanted it.
17:23 We were making a hard kick about that.
17:25 If you went out there right now, you'd get one in three days.
17:27 I can get a storm in three days.
17:28 Do you know why?
17:29 Because we are the storm.
17:30 You might have to go to MSG tonight for the Big Easter.
17:32 Honestly, I have the Doppler radar in my blood.
17:35 It's like a spider's nest.
17:36 They don't storm neutral site.
17:37 We should start early.
17:38 Again, that's the attitude you have.
17:40 That's the attitude you have.
17:42 Go to a high school...
17:43 Is there still a high school championship?
17:45 Turn the machines back on.
17:46 You guys should get the fucking band back together.
17:48 There's got to be something.
17:50 There has to be something.
17:51 Division 2, Division 3.
17:53 There are storms to be had.
17:55 You act like you can't find a drop of rain in America.
17:57 Rico said we could go to Colgate tomorrow.
18:00 Yes.
18:01 Maybe I need to do it all.
18:03 Maybe I need to hold their hand as they walk off the court.
18:05 Maybe I need training wheels going off the court.
18:08 The only storm left in the country is Wednesday.
18:11 If you're looking for one, Tommy, I think there's one or two left.
18:14 That's about it.
18:15 Fucking Rico Bosco.
18:17 Rone, Rico, everybody's like, "Oh, you've got to get a fucking storm.
18:20 You've got to go to Colgate Wednesday night."
18:22 Like Rico the other day, they're going to storm Colgate.
18:24 Let's go.
18:25 And he's like, "I don't know.
18:26 I've got to go to Chicago on Thursday."
18:27 [laughter]
18:29 I'm understating this.
18:31 Like, what Rico just said.
18:33 I'm getting fucked right now.
18:34 I'm getting fucked in every direction is what's happening.
18:37 People are like, "You've got to go to fucking Colgate."
18:39 Other people are going to be like, "If you don't go..."
18:41 No matter what happens, I can't win here.
18:43 It's either why the fuck did you go to a Colgate-Lehigh game
18:46 on Wednesday night for like thousands of dollars.
18:49 And whose idea was to--oh, Rico.
18:52 [laughter]
18:53 That's what I'm saying.
18:54 He wants to go to Colgate.
18:55 He got Bosco.
18:56 All right, we've arrived in beautiful Hamilton, New York,
18:58 right at Colgate University.
19:00 We're bringing a storm tonight.
19:01 It's our last shot.
19:02 We need a storm.
19:03 I'm not leaving the season without a storm.
19:05 A storm is a storm, and we looked at the history.
19:07 We looked at the forecast.
19:09 A storm is in the air at Colgate University tonight.
19:12 Colgate University, a storm is coming tonight.
19:14 [cheers and applause]
19:17 ♪ ♪
19:22 [cheers and applause]
19:24 - Let's go, go!
19:26 Let's go!
19:28 ♪ ♪
19:34 Let's go!
19:36 [cheers and applause]
19:38 Let's go, let's go!
19:40 [cheers and applause]
19:43 ♪ ♪
19:50 [chanting]
19:52 - Good, you know, led the storm.
19:54 People wanted a storm, they got a storm.
19:56 I know people, you know, are like,
19:57 "Oh, they were nine-point favorites at home."
19:59 They won the fucking conference.
20:01 Verone said, "Go lead a storm."
20:02 He said, "Don't find a storm, lead a storm."
20:04 I was in fucking center court by myself
20:06 in a fucking yellow rain jacket.
20:07 ♪ ♪
20:14 - All right, 6:50 a.m., Jacksonville, Florida.
20:34 What does Ben Bitz say?
20:36 - Once more, beat the sunrise.
20:38 Today we have pickleball.
20:40 First pickleball open of the year.
20:43 Let's see how this goes.
20:45 I mean, pickleball's a different animal.
20:48 - Man, first one of the year.
20:50 Looks great.
20:52 A little crisp, but there's this excitement in the air.
20:56 It's gonna be a great day.
20:58 - It's like--it's the infancy of something
21:00 that could possibly be big.
21:01 You watch this back in two or three years,
21:03 it's a Barstool pickle open, it exploded.
21:05 Come back to the grind at Jacksonville.
21:08 It was a grind.
21:09 We're doing it on a Tuesday.
21:10 We're trying to do this whole thing at the TPC,
21:13 at the Player Championship.
21:15 So we're here outside the gates of TPC Sawgrass,
21:18 and we're like, "All right, we'll do a pickleball event Tuesday,
21:20 we'll do a golf event Wednesday."
21:21 We got merch in the tent all week.
21:23 It was a big rob.
21:24 - You guys are an absolute--
21:25 - It's not one of the yards.
21:27 - Pumped.
21:28 - Started with a little Excel sheet,
21:29 now we got a legit setup here,
21:31 and decided to see where it goes.
21:33 - I also can't even imagine the shit talk
21:35 that this guy's had about me in the past couple weeks.
21:38 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
21:39 I've just been--I've just been all over him.
21:43 Both these guys--
21:44 - He's riding me like a--
21:46 - Like a fucking cowboy.
21:49 - Kentucky Berry every time.
21:50 - Save a horse ride of Justin.
21:52 - I want to thank everybody for showing up today.
21:54 Thanks to Body Armor Water and Body Armor Zero Sugar.
21:57 It's gonna be all over the courts.
21:58 Make sure you guys are hydrating with Body Armor.
22:01 - If you win this thing, you get an awesome chain.
22:03 That's the thing that I think everyone's gonna be rooting for.
22:05 - I've played pickleball twice, I've never lost.
22:07 Played with Larry Fitzgerald,
22:08 and I played with that crow in, like, California or wherever.
22:12 But, yeah, I'm excited to watch.
22:14 People who are good at pickleball,
22:15 it's incredibly impressive.
22:17 - Crazy good hand-eye coordination.
22:19 - Absolutely.
22:20 And also the logo's the best logo in the world.
22:22 - It's the best logo.
22:23 - We're being awesome with this.
22:24 Like, you're getting really, really athletic females
22:27 involved in this, which is something
22:28 that we haven't been able to do at Barstool.
22:30 - If you're watching from this talent out here,
22:31 it's fucking nuts.
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22:38 - [grunts]
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22:46 - All right, we're halfway through
22:52 the Barstool Pickleball Open.
22:53 The first wave of players have come on.
22:56 We have champions.
22:57 And now the 4.0 and 4.5-plus divisions are here.
23:01 I don't know how much they're gonna show
23:03 in this recap on school scenes
23:04 of just how incredible the competition is going to get.
23:07 And that's no shade on the people from today.
23:09 We have our two women's champions right here.
23:13 - Oh, wow.
23:14 - Champions. - Oh, hello.
23:15 - Champions. - Would you like to say a word?
23:17 - Oh, yeah, go ahead. - Yes, yes.
23:18 Thank you so much, Barstool, for having us.
23:20 - Wow, I think I had this planned or something.
23:22 I did not have this planned.
23:23 - We really loved our experience.
23:24 It's such a bright, sunny day, and Jess Perry's team.
23:28 - This is the MVP right here.
23:29 - I just stood there.
23:30 - Valuable pickleball player.
23:31 - I just stood on the court.
23:32 That's all I did.
23:33 Thank you. - Great job, girl.
23:35 - Well, that's what I'm saying.
23:36 Honestly, people are gonna think
23:37 I was playing it with not.
23:38 - We're halfway through.
23:39 The playoffs are starting right now.
23:40 Things are heating up, and the weather is heating up.
23:42 I'm starting to sweat.
23:43 Need to hydrate.
23:44 Body armor, look at that.
23:46 Zero sugar, fruit punch is my favorite flavor.
23:48 Let me get a little bit of this.
23:51 Delicious, delicious flavor.
23:52 Great hydration.
23:53 Thank you to Body Armor.
23:54 Thank you for sponsoring Barstool Pickleball.
23:56 It's been a great event so far.
23:57 It's only gonna get better.
23:58 Thank you, Body Armor.
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24:29 - It's been a great event.
24:30 You guys did an absolute hell of a job.
24:32 - Having a great time.
24:33 Barstool's absolutely crushed it on this one.
24:36 - Fantastic, fantastic.
24:37 Thanks for having us.
24:38 - It's been a great time.
24:39 Playing some good pickleball.
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24:58 [cheering]
25:00 - All right, and our champions of the 4.0 division,
25:04 the men's division, by the way.
25:06 I made a point about this in the beginning
25:08 of the day, and some people were like,
25:10 "We're gonna have a woman play in the men's division?"
25:12 She won the damn thing!
25:14 It's Karen Cohen and Karen Tatzik, coaches!
25:18 You won the 4.0 division.
25:20 Way to go, guys.
25:22 - Awesome. - Really great play.
25:24 - It was a funny comment.
25:26 - What's that thing on?
25:28 - Yeah, look at that thing.
25:29 - Oh, my God!
25:30 [upbeat music]
25:32 - The storm has been chas--
25:34 No, the storm hasn't been chased.
25:35 The storm was created.
25:37 - Yeah.
25:38 - In Hamilton, New York.
25:39 - Um, like, what type of storm would you compare it to?
25:43 - Katrina, probably.
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