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00:00:04 So you already heard what happened

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00:00:10 On today's part in my take it is March Madness time

00:00:17 We're gonna talk about what we watch conference championship week. We got a crazy Bears trade at the end of the night

00:00:24 Aaron Rodgers conspiracy theory hour

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00:02:44 Some bubbles have been burst Duke Dukes

00:02:49 Dukes bubble has been burst they lose to North Carolina State. No, this is um full disclosure for the AWL's

00:02:57 We could get a little loopy here because we just watched 12 hours of basketball non-stop

00:03:01 My eyes feel like they're gonna fall out of my head. I love every second of it. That's not a complaint

00:03:05 It is more of an explanation if my words don't work

00:03:09 Correctly we could do without overtime though. Those are the seconds I could do without overtime is is a

00:03:14 Sword to the stomach if you have any sort of action, which because you never win an overtime no never it's always dogs

00:03:21 Go to the outside dogs die there unders go to die there

00:03:25 We do have we should probably talk about I want to I want to pit

00:03:28 I want to listen that Villanova game was tough to watch. Yeah, we're our guy Max and uh, we we went through the DePaul game last night

00:03:36 Let's all just go around the room and say something nice about Max. He's powerful

00:03:41 I am proud of how max fought in that game

00:03:45 Best hair on the podcast. Oh nice Jake

00:03:49 He makes watching March Matt March basketball so much more you can say March Madness

00:03:55 Well, it's not March Madness. Okay. Well it is March Madness. It's March and we got madness. Well, that's next week. Yeah

00:04:00 Yeah, camp week. Okay memes

00:04:02 He's strong. Yeah, max say something nice about yourself

00:04:08 Pass, okay

00:04:11 What is pug ask pug for something nice pugs on in here? Yeah, just text him though. Yeah, I mean cinema text max

00:04:18 I also admired how you fought tonight. We had subdued max. Would you call yourself Monday and Matt Monday max?

00:04:24 Tried to try to tone it down a little bit the fire escaped, but that's fine

00:04:28 Some of the fire is good, I think but I'm proud of the way that you you held your own against Rico

00:04:33 Yeah, you did a good job and you fought hard max and here's something here's something else

00:04:38 Okay

00:04:42 Else max I'm gonna say

00:04:44 It's you know that you know the movie. What about Bob?

00:04:47 Have you ever seen the classic? What about Bob? No, Bill Murray Bill Murray classic movies 70s

00:04:54 Shut the fuck up Hank. Thank you. Here's here's just the premise so forget about what about Bob?

00:04:59 but it's essentially like when you walk around and everyone is like that guy's crazy that guy's crazy and

00:05:05 Finally you have something happen where everyone's like no, maybe he's not crazy max Kyle Neptune sucks at coaching basketball

00:05:13 You are not crazy

00:05:14 He got absolutely worked by Shaka smart the fact that he didn't call a timeout with 30 seconds left in the game

00:05:21 When his team like eliminate the fact that maybe you say hey, let's let the boys play

00:05:27 We have something drawn up his team was staring at him

00:05:30 Looking for direction the point guard brought it to where they usually call the timeout and he was like nah

00:05:36 Just keep playing that guy is not a good basketball coach Jay Wright would have won that game

00:05:42 It was disgusting and Shaka smart

00:05:44 I know it didn't count but the play that he called the fact that he had the ball inbounded past half-court

00:05:49 Timeout to a perfectly drawn-up play for the buzzer beater that didn't count

00:05:53 But still that was the disparity in coaching. So you're not crazy max Kyle Neptune's got to go

00:05:59 Yeah

00:06:02 Yeah, I watch it all year. That's

00:06:05 We lost five games by two by one possession

00:06:11 Every time we had a chance to win a game win a game. We didn't do it unless it's against up all like it was

00:06:19 Which that was tough. That was a tough fight. I'm not gonna say the cow Neptune

00:06:22 Was looking at the spread but I will say

00:06:26 The way he reacted when that shot was waved off when they they spent like three minutes

00:06:32 Reviewing the the last second shot by Marquette turns out it was maybe on his pinky. I don't know

00:06:38 I still don't know whether it was on his pinky or not. I think it's overturned that one

00:06:41 Yeah, his salary's gonna cost a lot more than whatever bet he must have had on which is why I'm not saying that he bet

00:06:47 On it. I'm not saying that but I'm saying that he acted like a man who did

00:06:50 After they waved that off the look on his face when he found out it was going to overtime utter disappointment

00:06:57 He did not call a timeout on their last attempt in regulation to win the game

00:07:02 He did however call a timeout in overtime. Yeah down six points. Yeah with an opportunity to cover the spread

00:07:09 Yeah, he called that timeout. Yeah, but he didn't call the first

00:07:13 I'm just saying I'm not I'm not saying but I'm saying does that make sense?

00:07:17 Not gonna say yes Hank

00:07:20 His facial hair is impressive poke. Oh nice max. Here's another spin zone for you. I

00:07:26 think with what happened against DePaul and

00:07:30 The fact that we've had a few bid steel bid Steelers going down

00:07:35 I think you would have probably been out no matter what and

00:07:39 It would have sucked to have to get your hopes up after a win and then watch on Sunday and they don't announce Villanova's name

00:07:45 We've dominated Providence this year. Okay, but I'm still saying we beat them by 25 and then 15

00:07:50 Yeah

00:07:50 That actually does suck because Providence was incredible against really proud it if we beat Providence and go to the biggest final that you

00:07:57 Can't you can't keep us out? Yeah, that was a big upset. The good news is you had low expectations. Yeah, probably didn't you didn't get hurt that bad

00:08:04 Yeah, Providence played very very well beat Creighton. We also had NC State taking down Duke

00:08:10 John Shire hot seat maybe he was sweating on the sidelines. Well, it's classic Duke fans

00:08:18 They were immediately just talking about how awesome their recruiting classes was also classic Duke because after the game they did post the final score on

00:08:25 Twitter. Yep, but they locked the comments. Yep classic classic college

00:08:30 Shutting down free speech on in in America a little bit of that going on these days

00:08:34 They ended up unlocking the comments. You can unlock a comment. Yeah. Well everyone was I mean myself included

00:08:41 I just quote you and said turn off turn back the turn the replies back on cowards

00:08:45 Yeah, I I kind of wish that they just left it locked so that we can continue to roast them for it

00:08:49 Yeah, no, it's way worse when you post the final score without posting without opening up the comments

00:08:54 That's worse than not posting the final score. Yeah, that's saying like I know you're about to make fun of me, right?

00:08:59 Don't do this, right? I'm soft and I need to I need I need a safe space away. Just don't even post the final

00:09:04 Well, no, that would be a problem, too

00:09:05 I think it's better that they just don't post the final score then if they post it and then shut it down

00:09:10 I think we're gonna get to a point with social media that like teams are gonna start doing like final score graphics

00:09:16 You know how there there sometimes will be sponsors attached. Yeah, they're gonna be like final score graphic sponsor attached

00:09:23 Here's this child's go fund me, you know, they have cancer and they'll tag a child

00:09:28 Yeah, yeah, the child all the replies because because for some reason it's such a hilarious thing that

00:09:35 These social media accounts whether or not they don't post the score or they turn off the replies

00:09:39 Who the fuck cares? Why did if you run the Duke account, you don't have to read the replies

00:09:45 Yeah, just post it and just go on with yourself. Yeah, what's the issue with it?

00:09:49 They just don't want people seeing they don't want their fans to have to read those replies. It's crazy

00:09:53 It's like the softest thing ever. I don't understand it. It's like what why not just post it

00:09:58 It happened. So yeah, we had some we had some great basketball. We had some crazy finishes

00:10:02 I'm trying to think of what else what I mean, Kansas lost last night Kansas down bad

00:10:07 It's weird seeing Kansas and Duke eliminated in the first round of their tournaments because usually Kansas is like that is the bill self

00:10:14 Invitational most in most years in the big 12. Yeah, we had st

00:10:18 John's advancing. Yeah, and I saw several times during the game Rick Pitino does in fact talk to the referees

00:10:23 Yep, I think he may have pulled the wool over our eyes on that one

00:10:26 But yeah good for st. John's Big East tournament's been very fun so far Big East turn. It's been a lot of fun

00:10:31 Johnny Fanta texted me he was by the way great job by John Fanta

00:10:35 You know pumping up red panda

00:10:37 That was that was yeah, just two of the best people in the world in one clip

00:10:41 But Rick Pitino said after the game we have to play a different style in March and it's called racehorse basketball

00:10:46 It takes the pressure off of you and allows you to play freely

00:10:49 They also asked him how he can beat UConn and he said well, I need six of their guys to get Kovac. Yeah

00:10:54 Okay sense. We also had a very weird

00:10:57 Encounter after the Providence game a reporter asked if Kim English is married because he's hot. Mm-hmm. So that was weird

00:11:05 What else my Badgers might be back?

00:11:08 They look good today. That was crazy. They didn't miss they hit every single three didn't miss the Badgers were on fire

00:11:13 They did the one thing you don't want to play these Badgers. They did the one thing that's gonna get me back in

00:11:17 They started hitting threes again. Yeah, I think in the month of February

00:11:21 They were like 15% from three points and today they just hit everything they dealt there

00:11:27 there's one point it was 80 to 40 against Scott van Pelt's Maryland Terrapins and

00:11:31 Yeah, I'm gonna fall back in love which sucks. Yeah

00:11:35 Maryland looked awful. Yeah, they've they've looked pretty bad this they look bad even when they won against Rutgers, but they managed to pull it off

00:11:42 Maryland bad team Wisconsin good team, Ohio State good team. Yeah, Ohio State Ohio State, huh?

00:11:48 Oh, I was Anna - real good right now. This is Indiana. Yeah, they do it big

00:11:53 They're good. Indiana's starting to reel off some wins. Yep. It's some teams peaking at the right time. Yep

00:11:59 What else the Atlantic 10 was nuts? Yeah, so all oil off seeds are out Wow

00:12:06 It's nine versus five and six versus seven in the semis. Yeah, yeah Dayton loses

00:12:10 So that's where you would have been maybe screwed max because that was that whole

00:12:15 Conference just got you get to the biggies tournament. You're in the you're in the dance you get you mean the final?

00:12:20 There is the biggest final you're in the day

00:12:22 Yeah, they also

00:12:25 They robbed from us the moment that we would have had on Sunday

00:12:28 We had a live camera on max as they announced the bracket and then if Nova hadn't made

00:12:33 Then we would have gotten to see max. There's gonna be a small part of them. That's still maybe yeah, if I were I'm retired

00:12:39 From March. Oh

00:12:41 Okay, retired from March Hank. What do you think about Duke losing? You didn't really chime in?

00:12:46 Are you gonna be a Duke fan this year or no?

00:12:48 This year is main event time. It's main event. Hey, it's March madness. They didn't know Cooper. I mean over flag

00:12:55 Yeah, yeah, they didn't even try to take a three. Is that his nickname main event? Yeah

00:12:59 It's main event time it is yeah we I mean I love this week so much and it's just such a blur

00:13:07 It is every so long. It's so hard and just just chaos everywhere

00:13:12 I am I do feel beaten down by March already like March won the first round against me. That's a 10-7 round

00:13:20 Yeah, that's a rare rare 10-7. My body feels already broken and we're two days in and

00:13:26 Yeah, it's game tomorrow

00:13:28 We get to do it all again

00:13:29 And it's even better matchups and better games because you know you have all the teams like in the SEC who had buys

00:13:34 Double buys big ten had double buys. We're getting everyone involved. We got some semi-final games. Mm-hmm. We're getting everyone involved tomorrow

00:13:42 It's gonna be great. Yep. We also had some NFL news. Yeah bears are back right Keenan Allen

00:13:48 Keenan I think Keenan Allen's a really good player. All right, so he has a hard time staying healthy

00:13:53 I you have to say that we know

00:13:55 Yeah, but when he's playing he's been consistently one of the better receivers in the league for it feels like 10 years

00:14:01 I can't be upset by people doing the same thing I do where if someone else if you don't root for the Bears and they

00:14:07 Sign and they trade for Keenan Allen you can easily be like he's 32. He's old. He's injured. That's fine

00:14:12 Ryan Poles is setting up Caleb Williams. He's gonna have the best setup for any

00:14:18 Quarterback that's ever like stepped onto a bear. Yeah, I got a question for you big cat

00:14:23 So this is maybe the first time I remember a team being all in

00:14:27 When they're about to draft a rookie quarterback or not, though, you don't think the Bears are all in

00:14:31 No, because they still have a shitload of cap space. They didn't use it all so they're not all in yet

00:14:34 They're partially are they all in your ass? No, I think they're a year away from being all in next year

00:14:40 I think the way that that Ryan Poles is structuring this roster like he didn't go nuts in free agency

00:14:46 The best free you want it you want a nice cliche best free agent signing by the Bears one that you don't make Jalen Johnson

00:14:53 Okay. Yeah

00:14:55 Keeping them on your team. But yeah, I think they're setting up for

00:14:58 Caleb Williams and I think they'll probably trade the ninth pick now so they can get more picks

00:15:03 We don't have a ton of picks. But yeah, I like you know, Keone's really good when he's out

00:15:06 He's very I know he's injured a lot, but he's very good

00:15:08 He's healthy and he's got to be now he doesn't have to be number one

00:15:11 He'd be number two to DJ more to me

00:15:13 The big question is who is Justin Herbert gonna throw the ball to I think just we feel bad for Justin Herbert

00:15:17 No, I think it's I think it's memes meme. It's Adam silver, but it's Jim Harbaugh's face. Get ready to learn handoff, buddy

00:15:24 They're gonna play some man football and just hand it off hand it off hand it off

00:15:28 The Chargers need to reset everything they do we're in Capel. So they lost they traded Keenan Allen

00:15:34 They cut Mike Williams, right? Yeah, Mike Williams got signed by I don't know Bosa. No, we restructured his contract

00:15:42 Yeah, Austin Eckler gone. So yeah, they're gonna look totally different

00:15:46 It's gonna be weird seeing the Chargers next year, but I still think they'll be good

00:15:49 Patrick Mahomes congratulations. You have a good wide receiver again

00:15:54 Got Hollywood Brown. Yeah, he's gonna have like the best year ever him teaming up with Kadarious Tony

00:15:58 Thunder and lightning actually two lightnings. He's gonna be incredible also lightning shout out Patrick Mahomes

00:16:04 He's reached the final step of a franchise quarterback Super Bowl winning quarterback. He's opening up a steakhouse. Oh good for him

00:16:11 That's really it like, you know when you finally have made it you have to Reno's Elway's

00:16:15 He's gonna have is he gonna have a signature dish, which is like swimming in ketchup a ketchup. Oh, yeah

00:16:21 Ketchup comes as a side. Yeah bottle of ketchup at every table. Hey, do you want to sauteed mushrooms or you just want the Heinz?

00:16:27 Yeah, yeah, they're naming it a 1587 prime. So it's Kelsey and Mahomes together. That's good

00:16:33 Yeah, but that does that feels like the actually I should say the final final step is the steakhouse failing in like three years

00:16:40 Car dealership. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, then car dealership. But yeah, congrats to him. So what and then we had Aaron Rodgers

00:16:48 Found out really quickly that there's a difference between being hated by NFL fans and then hated in the political space

00:16:55 Because almost instantly after the news came out that was reported first by PFT

00:17:00 Leroy by Leroy

00:17:03 There was a story that he's a Sandy Hook truth, er, which basically I I don't know if it's true or not

00:17:09 But if you are a Sandy Hook truth, er, and you don't think it happened, you're the biggest scumbag piece of shit on earth

00:17:15 Yes, so here's I agree with that. Here's Aaron Rodgers statement because he did post on Twitter

00:17:19 He said as I'm on the record saying in the past what happened in Sandy Hook was an absolute tragedy

00:17:23 I am NOT and have never been of the opinion that the events did not take place again

00:17:28 I hope that we learn from this and other tragedies to identify the signs that will allow us to prevent unnecessary loss of life

00:17:33 My thoughts and prayers continue to remain with the families affected along with the entire Sandy Hook community heart emoji and then hashtag

00:17:41 Hashtag nothing makes you think right? That does mean I like how he included his little signature hashtag nothing at the end

00:17:47 Yeah, very serious post. So he's saying that it didn't happen that he's never said that

00:17:51 It was like a CNN reporter that claimed that he said that to her and that there was another person that he said that to

00:17:58 So I don't I don't know what the truth is

00:18:00 Aaron says he didn't say but one thing Aaron Rodgers is not denied yet is that he's running for vice president

00:18:05 So he went out of his way to make a statement denying that he said this about Sandy Hook has not denied

00:18:10 That he's considering being RFK juniors running me and they're announcing the the vice president for that ticket

00:18:17 I think next week in Oakland, California in Northern, California, which is where Aaron Rodgers is from not from all but the area

00:18:24 I think he's gonna do it. I think he's gonna run for vice president. It's gonna be hilarious

00:18:29 I don't know if he's going is he gonna retire or is he gonna try to do both? That's the real question

00:18:34 I still don't think he's gonna do what you don't think so. No, I think that I mean Aaron Rodgers likes attention

00:18:40 He's so a lot of it. I thought about this the ultimate out for Aaron Rodgers right now

00:18:44 He has the best opportunity in his mind presented in front of him on a silver platter right now

00:18:49 Which is to come out and say once again, the New York Times got it wrong fake news media, right?

00:18:55 I'm not running for vice president, right? Yeah, and I think he would love to take that win

00:18:59 Yeah, I just don't I just I don't understand it

00:19:02 I I wonder if the Jets are quietly freaking out or they're like this is ridiculous. There's no way

00:19:07 it would be so I have a feeling that if you like I

00:19:11 Have a feeling there Rogers probably text texted the Jets front

00:19:15 Oh, you know Joe Douglas and Robert Salah and been like hey, don't worry about it

00:19:19 Like there's just news and I love being talked about. I don't know. I mean he loves being talked about

00:19:25 We spent all season when he was injured talking about him. Yeah, so

00:19:28 Again, like we said on on Wednesday's episode were signing up to be the vice president

00:19:34 You would have to have run that by the Jets at some point already and you would only you can't just announce that and then

00:19:39 Talk to your organization like and you'd only do it if you like if he was running for vice president with Trump

00:19:45 I would actually think there would be a chance because you wouldn't do it if you had no chance of winning

00:19:49 Have you seen his record in the postseason? I'm just saying it would it would be like a

00:19:56 What's the word? I'm like just one like which is fair. I know I know I want the takes

00:20:01 I'm also thinking like we were talking about the Jets history of quarterbacks

00:20:04 It would be like you can't get any worse than this

00:20:07 You finally think you have your guy after all these years you go out you spend like a full calendar year being like next year

00:20:13 We're gonna get Aaron Rodgers

00:20:15 You put on a full-court press you you give in to all the Packers trade demands. You finally get him

00:20:20 You're like we got our guy. Finally. The Jets have our quarterback the missing piece

00:20:24 Super Bowl he comes in you get his wish list of players his former teammates

00:20:30 You bring all of them in you go out of your way

00:20:32 You pretty much make him the head coach of your franchise

00:20:35 And then he gets injured after four snaps five snaps and then the entire season. He's like I'm gonna come back

00:20:42 I'm gonna come back and you're like well, maybe we can do it this year

00:20:44 Maybe we can do it this year

00:20:45 And then he just strings you along and he never comes back and then that next offseason you're like well next year

00:20:52 We've got everything in order. This is a year that we win a Super Bowl

00:20:55 We have a quarterback and then he leaves you to run for vice president and gets 3% of the popular vote

00:21:01 That would be the ultimate Jets quarterback storyline

00:21:04 It would it's sad to say and I say this as a fan of a team

00:21:08 That has our own long history of having shitty quarterback news

00:21:12 Like we have a very sad tradition Washington of quarterbacks since I feel like 1991

00:21:17 But this this can't be topped if this actually happens that would mean it would be done. He'd be done as a human being

00:21:25 Just this conversation is making me uncomfortable

00:21:27 Just this conversation, okay

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00:22:22 Uber eats you can get almost almost anything. Yes, Sam Howell gone Sam Howell gone. I realize Hawks. Yeah, he's a Seahawk

00:22:30 I can picture him in a Seahawks uniform

00:22:31 I think that's it's actually I think a good trade for both sides

00:22:35 Because we got third rounder and a fifth rounder for Sam Howell. We did give up a fourth and a six I believe

00:22:41 Okay, we just like moved up in the draft

00:22:44 But I think it's a good trade for the Seahawks to they have a he fills their drew lock backup position very nicely

00:22:49 Yes, and I realized right after we traded him. I

00:22:52 Just recently purchased a Sam Howell jersey the most the most expensive one that you can get

00:22:58 Why would you do that because I'm a moron? Yeah, you're gonna draft a quarterback

00:23:01 I just like so then you start doing the math and and reading the tea leaves

00:23:05 Does that make it more likely that the commanders end up drafting Jade and Daniel?

00:23:10 I sort of my instant knee knee-jerk reaction was it was a Jaden Daniels move

00:23:14 Because if they were getting Drake if they're getting Drake Sam Howell and Drake Mayer are good friends

00:23:20 That would make sense like oh, yeah, you want him to be comfortable. You have an emotional support quarterback, right?

00:23:24 Exactly. I have a setup. So yeah, I think Jaden Daniels

00:23:28 I think it might be Jaden especially because we got Marcus Mariota. I feel like his style of play

00:23:33 Yeah run the same offense. Yeah, sure

00:23:36 Sure, so I can I can get I can talk myself into Jane Daniels very easily

00:23:40 Very he's very exciting one thing about Jane Daniels. He has no desire to run for public office

00:23:45 Yet yet that you know

00:23:48 Yeah, is that gonna be like a question that the GM start asking

00:23:53 Prospective quarterbacks at the combine like do you think Sandy Hook actually happened? Yeah, do you do you have any any?

00:24:00 You know ideas or imaginations of power. Yeah

00:24:05 delusions of grandeur

00:24:07 Delusions of grandeur would be a good way to put it. Yeah, I

00:24:10 Don't think I don't think he's gonna run. I think Sam Howell. That was a good trade. I agree

00:24:15 Yeah, I think you'll actually get to play a little he might he might also he's a fine fine young quarterback

00:24:21 Also, Mason Rudolph got traded to the Titans. So it is now firmly Russ first

00:24:27 Kenny yep, which at least it's a little bit more clear and the Titans got a receiver to who they get. Oh

00:24:34 they got a

00:24:36 What's his name?

00:24:37 Calvin Ridley. Yep. Yeah, so good job Titans putting a little something around will love us

00:24:42 So I heard a theory today on on ESPN Chicago big cat. I'm curious to hear your take of this

00:24:46 The fact that Justin Fields hasn't been traded yet

00:24:50 There's some speculation that Ryan pulls last year made a mistake in trading too early making move too early

00:24:58 Yeah

00:24:58 When you can wait till closer to the draft or maybe a little bit after the draft in some cases

00:25:02 If you're in like training camp and he thinks that Justin Fields value is gonna get higher as you get closer to the draft

00:25:08 Maybe if you package him with with one of the picks. Yeah, maybe yeah

00:25:14 Maybe he's playing chess. Yeah, I mean there's listen. This is a tough time right now

00:25:20 Just trying to get your wrap your head around. There's a lot of factions in bear fandom

00:25:25 There's a lot of people who think that Justin Fields is staying they have a lot of people who think the Cale burners is bad

00:25:30 That you got a trade all this stuff. They're crying. There's theories that

00:25:34 Ryan polls and just and Justin Fields have put this whole thing together

00:25:38 Like they sat down and he was like hey first thing you do is unfollow the bears on Instagram

00:25:42 And then we're gonna get everyone talking about it

00:25:44 Then I've got a real nice puff piece coming out from Caleb Williams saying how much he wants to play for the Bears

00:25:49 Oh kill wounds at the at the golf game today. So people are like, oh, he doesn't care golf game

00:25:54 I said, yeah, I told you I was gonna be a little loopy. My words aren't gonna work the golf match

00:25:58 He was at the golf game today

00:26:00 And people were freaking out about that. I just got an ace on 17

00:26:04 Not impressive. Did he see it? He's also wearing a t-shirt. Oh

00:26:08 Was he wearing a backwards hat Oh Jake has a problem with it

00:26:13 What's the problem with him wearing a t-shirt at a golf tournament who the fuck care?

00:26:17 It does go against the decorum of sawgrass. Yeah

00:26:19 Doesn't think about the decorum big guy. What's gonna wear behind the podium. He's gonna show up in a dress again

00:26:24 I want my quarterbacks to stick stop sticking out and start sticking no sticking it in stick it. What was it?

00:26:32 What was LeBron's stop stop getting out start fitting in fitting in?

00:26:35 Yeah, I'm fine with crying but you have to wear a golf shirt to a golf. That's pretty tall the line

00:26:39 Okay, that's the line right there

00:26:41 Yeah until I heard Jake say and I was getting ready to just go all in on Caleb Williams being a classless piece of shit

00:26:47 But hearing the words come out of his mouth. I'm like, you know what? I don't care

00:26:50 There's a lot of t-shirts at a golf match. I don't think so. Yeah golf not masters, but like it's cheap

00:26:56 TCP

00:26:59 Sawgrass

00:27:00 Come on, let's see. I'll tell you this but I didn't I didn't dream of wearing a non-colored shirt when I played there

00:27:06 Didn't dream of if you're inside the ropes people got to be comfortable. Let's see. All right, I'm looking up Caleb Williams

00:27:12 Yeah, he's wearing a comfortable golf shirt throwback. That's true. This is crazy. This is where you draw the line

00:27:18 This is your this is how you're in. I hit a hole in one row back

00:27:22 facts

00:27:24 Is it?

00:27:25 You were playing golf

00:27:27 Yeah, that's different. All right, I'm counting in the picture with Caleb Williams. There is one

00:27:35 There's three sweatshirts

00:27:37 Three t-shirts and

00:27:42 it looks like

00:27:45 Actually for t-shirts, I mean this guy is fitting like did no one's dressed up nice at this fucking event

00:27:50 I'm literally looking at a picture right now. There's got those three guys in sweatshirts and there's four t-shirts. I'm looking at

00:27:57 That's crazy. Come on, Jake

00:28:00 Even sweatpants. Come on, you know what I I think Friday - if it was Sunday, maybe you'd have an argument

00:28:06 It's Friday at TC TC

00:28:10 T what a PC what that's not on Caleb that's on that's on the tournament

00:28:14 If you if you have a dress code, you have to enforce it for everyone stupid tournament. That's not my fault

00:28:19 Excitement is rising. He's saying he's walking wait. I'm pausing. I'm gonna count the t-shirts. I

00:28:26 Got one. I got two. I

00:28:29 Got three t-shirts in this screen grab. There's t-shirts everywhere at this thing. Get out of here

00:28:36 You guys you got you golf guys are just too many rules too many rules max

00:28:41 Please it's all gonna suck if they somehow don't draft Caleb Williams and I spent two months just defending him just non-stop

00:28:47 Yeah, some franchise is my quarter franchise is gonna get some some runoff defense from you. Yeah, they're definitely I'll write a report for whoever drafts

00:28:55 Um, I'm like, here's how you defend him against people like Jake who are mad about

00:29:00 Jordan speeds not even wearing golf shirt. I'm Jordan speed. Yeah. Yeah, he was that would be sick, though

00:29:06 He stunk today max played really well max isn't a three back. Yeah, I'm just focused on hoops golf golf can wait

00:29:14 golf golf has a time and it's right after March Madness and

00:29:17 Going to Augusta. That's when golf season starts. Okay, anything else before we kick it to?

00:29:23 Andrew Santino awesome interview with him and then fire fest. We did record earlier in the day

00:29:28 So we were I was able to use my words. Yes. Yes fire fit fire fest is good this week promise

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00:31:07 Alright, we now welcome on

00:31:10 Recurring guest yeah, baby show it is Andrew Santino stand-up comedian actor

00:31:16 She got a new movie out as being as being yet number one Chiefs fan. You didn't do that. That's not true

00:31:22 He knows that yeah support I support I

00:31:25 Support them. You're just like best friends with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey the best of friends. Have you asked Patrick Mahomes like hey

00:31:34 Well after I wouldn't been crazy if you were on the Bears

00:31:37 Yeah, yeah, and he goes I I just want to be on a winning team

00:31:41 It was his response which I thought was rude

00:31:43 But I mean I've always been when people are like oh you could have Patrick Mahomes it hurt for like three or four years

00:31:48 And then it I had the realization like if we had Patrick Mahomes

00:31:52 He was been hit by a bus like something bad would happen to him

00:31:55 Yeah, injury injury year one probably crossing Michigan Ave. Just being like bus hit him Patrick Mahomes is dead

00:32:00 Yeah, it's something weird like something would have fallen from the L and hit him in the head

00:32:04 You know I mean something would have broken his neck somehow in a weird way

00:32:07 We would have not gotten lucky with him either. They're good dudes man happy for him

00:32:10 I you know I'm a Chicago guy sports Chicago sports through and through but I

00:32:15 Support those guys because it's so much fun to watch a team win sometimes well. Yeah, also. It sucks. It's just it's hard

00:32:23 Yeah, you've also

00:32:24 We we struggle with this because when you become true friends with some of these guys like you you rooting for them because they're your

00:32:29 Friends yeah, I want I want to I want to see him do also. They're not competing against me right

00:32:34 That's like the same thing I talk about in stand-up when someone gets mad that

00:32:37 Someone's career takes off. You know like all this internet hype about like Matt Reif. You know all these people mad at him

00:32:42 It's like he's not taking your fans right what the what do you care?

00:32:46 I like I never understood that it's like this is not a competition right that guy's got a separate thing

00:32:50 We have a server the Bears and the Chiefs have no beef none, so it just doesn't mean anything to me

00:32:55 So I like watching them succeed. I'm happy for those guys because they're they're legit. They've always been cool to me

00:33:00 So I like them I do I wish the Bears were better. Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:33:05 I wish we got our shit together. Yeah, and could do something. Yeah, Mike might be next year. Oh boy. Yeah

00:33:10 This is big. I think Caleb Williams is the man

00:33:12 I do too, but I don't know if it's just like a crush

00:33:14 Just like everything else where I'm like don't care. I know I just follow to do it again

00:33:18 I did it right I did with fields. I'm gonna do it again. I did with Mitch

00:33:20 This is just like relationships where you're like she's great dude. He lawless all your friends are like

00:33:26 I don't know man with Caleb

00:33:28 It's like I I think a lot of people want to find reasons to hate him

00:33:31 But recently his interviews he's been doing he seems like just a good dude

00:33:34 I don't I don't see any reason to hate to do I mean I just think he you know you're gonna get when you're the

00:33:39 Top you're gonna everyone wants to shoot at you so everyone's gonna want to criticize everything so that comes with the territory

00:33:45 But I I'm a fan. I'm in on the dude. I think he's the man

00:33:49 Here's the thing too is that I explain it what everyone's like what if Caleb Williams sucks?

00:33:53 What do you mean? I'll just be back to where in there, but man everywhere. Yeah, it's like getting into a warm bath, right?

00:33:58 I know the feeling it's fine. It's like a new stepdad coming in you're like

00:34:02 Maybe this one doesn't suck. I don't know dude. We'll find out and what if he does suck. We'll just get another one fine

00:34:08 Yeah, just reset the clock another bill coming through the house. Yeah, no I think I think he could be

00:34:14 I think he could be a great answer, so we'll find out I mean um I'm still you know

00:34:19 I'm still rooting for for the Bulls right now - I want I'm still

00:34:24 Shit I still love him. That's yeah wait so have you met Taylor Swift?

00:34:29 No, you're not that close of friends. No. I just don't impose. Yeah, it always is tough to being like

00:34:35 Yeah, like I want to hang out with them. I don't really I mean this sounds rude. It's just I don't care

00:34:41 I don't know how to say that without sounding mean. It's just like

00:34:43 Travis came out to LA a week ago. We played golf, and I don't know it's like old school with me

00:34:48 It feels like when we first met right like it's the same same guy right this is the only thing I ever cared about when

00:34:53 people become

00:34:55 Super famous or super successful or something big happen the same thing with Gillis like I've known Shane

00:34:59 For a minute, and I love I'm so proud for his success right. He's the same cat right. That's to me

00:35:05 That's all that matters. Yeah, if you're the same guy

00:35:07 You know you don't compromise the the people that you really still you know have relationship with from the past

00:35:12 That's all that's all that matters and Travis is the same way. It's just I'm not gonna be like hey can I?

00:35:18 Come to the game and sit in I don't want to do that. Yeah

00:35:21 I have no business doing that how the big question is how quickly did you hit them up after they won the Super Bowl?

00:35:26 I'm trying to think of a real answer and a comedy answer at the same time, okay?

00:35:33 I think I I actually think I hit them like three days later two or three. That's a good time

00:35:37 I think like a half week is an appropriate. Yeah, congratulations like before the parade

00:35:41 Yeah, probably it's probably probably yeah, right

00:35:44 I think three days is probably what it was and you can actually look

00:35:47 But it's like seven days for a bad loss is what I always go off funny dude. I don't do bad losses

00:35:51 I don't say anything really never no way nothing. I don't want to even acknowledge it happened

00:35:56 I'll wait a week and just be like hey sorry man

00:35:59 No, see like it's like my buddy my buddy runs a good buddy mine runs Steph Curry's entertainment company

00:36:05 he runs like their their television and film division and

00:36:07 He's got two little boys. They're like my little like you know my godsons. You know and

00:36:13 They were like we got we're gonna go watch Steph play when they come to LA and I saw this is gonna be great

00:36:18 so we're up in the box and

00:36:21 the Warriors lose and

00:36:23 One of the sons was like is Steph gonna come say hi

00:36:27 And his dad was like I don't think so, but yeah, he's like can we go say hi to him

00:36:32 He's like I don't think so, but yeah, I think we're gonna. I think we'll talk to Stefan another time

00:36:37 Yeah, do you go to Chiefs games? I've been to a few yeah

00:36:40 The playoff one this year seemed like it would have been a crazy scene. Yeah, I've been to a few

00:36:45 I just I went to um arrowheads awesome

00:36:47 I went to we were in Denver

00:36:49 And I took my wife's family to a game and Pat was nice enough to set us up in his box

00:36:55 With his family and the first time my wife's parents have ever been in like a suite or anything

00:37:02 It was just to like see him step so excited was awesome

00:37:04 they were like soup so stoked about it, and I don't know it was a nice little family moment, but

00:37:09 we watched them play the Broncos and then

00:37:12 One more game, and that's all it but over the years

00:37:16 I've gone to a few games that is the best though like having like other people get to share and like the cool perks

00:37:21 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's like it's like - you know

00:37:24 It's like you take kids to Disneyland, and you see it's like you see the parents smiling - because they're watching yeah the kids

00:37:30 It's like you're there living through them again. Yeah, so cool, but when people adults are there alone without kids

00:37:35 No bueno. Yeah. Yeah, I just do I have a hard steadfast rule

00:37:39 I don't get that thing the Disney adults. It's weird dude. I live in California

00:37:42 I live in Southern California when I see all these people have like

00:37:44 Yearly passes, and I'm like you guys have kids yeah, and they're like no, and I'm like okay

00:37:50 Yeah, I don't think we can talk anymore there

00:37:52 Isn't there like a Pleasantville neighborhood in like Florida that like they built like a Disney community just for Disney

00:37:58 I haven't heard about that, but it wouldn't shock because the Disney adults are they're real free

00:38:02 I'm pretty sure there is a scares me. They care so much about Disney World - they'll like write detailed reviews, right?

00:38:08 Who's that one guy that one dude?

00:38:09 There was a columnist that wrote an article about like how um what was the one that they changed was it splash mountain?

00:38:15 They changed it because it had some like racist shit from the south in there

00:38:18 Yeah

00:38:18 They changed some of the characters and this guy wrote this long

00:38:21 Op-ed piece about like how it ruined the the immersive experience that he loves as a Disney adult and the picture of the guy was

00:38:28 Just like big fat like 350 pound guy wearing Hawaiian shirt the prototypical like Disney

00:38:33 Oh, but I do love the fact that like any

00:38:36 Any like tentpole cultural phenomenon like Disney World or whether it's like a big massive show you get people that

00:38:43 Are the biggest nerds that care about it so much, but they actually end up protecting

00:38:47 Whatever that piece of art is sure so like they're the watchful guardians of Disney World make sure that it remains pure and well

00:38:53 It's like they would say the same and to give them credit for devil's advocate

00:38:56 They say the same thing about you guys in this world right your Disney nerds for sports. That's true

00:39:01 No, every time it's the same thing. That's fair every time

00:39:04 I'm like oh the Swifties are psychos, and I'm like wait. I do that literally every Sunday

00:39:09 Yeah

00:39:09 My happiness is dependent on another like group of guys except my thing is made for

00:39:14 Grown-ups and Disney is made just for children sports are made for adults right kids

00:39:20 Can love them but?

00:39:23 Entertainment on that high level of professional sports, that's for adults right to enjoy yeah kids to be there to make me feel better

00:39:29 Yeah, kind of yeah

00:39:30 But also like sports are also made for kids and you know like when I get worked up if they change a mascot

00:39:35 I'm like what the fuck bring back the old you bring back that pigly mascot

00:39:39 Yeah, well cuz what the collect the commander like the commanders they change their name every couple years

00:39:43 I'm like this new name sucks bring back. You know bring back the Redskins. I miss that

00:39:47 I think we're gonna go full loop in society. We're gonna go back to it'll be even more racist than the Redskins

00:39:52 Yeah, somehow they'll find a way

00:39:54 You know I mean we've gone so far away. We'll just loop right back

00:39:57 I don't know chief wahoo the Indians logo like that one lasted for a very long time as he was awesome

00:40:03 Yeah, but you saw yours like yeah. Oh, yeah, we're gonna point it out. You're like. Oh, yeah, I guess yeah

00:40:07 It was embarrassing. I guess that is true. Yeah, but you know what I think

00:40:10 It's it's like our teams. You know it's like Blackhawks there. They've got the okay to keep being black. Yeah, Eli

00:40:17 And I got the okay. Yeah, I think if you get the okay, then no one it doesn't really matter what anybody says yeah

00:40:22 Obviously they didn't Cleveland didn't want to fight hard enough to keep wahoo

00:40:25 Their guy yeah, and that's on them. That's a reflection of this

00:40:28 You got a fight bad sports town. Yeah, dude. What can I say?

00:40:32 That's on you guys man. Uh all right, so you're you're in a new movie - I am we're we're the number one movie on Amazon

00:40:41 Prime video I kept trolling when we were doing press

00:40:44 Because they don't want you to say Amazon. They just wanted you to say prime video, okay?

00:40:49 But I would constantly be like when we were doing foreign press

00:40:52 I was just talking I would talk about my relationship with Bezos and all that stuff and you can tell the PR people were like

00:40:56 Please don't do yeah, please stop doing that yeah, cuz I was like I'll call him now. I like I'll ring up the B right now

00:41:02 But no yeah, it's on prime video. It's me John Cena Zac Efron Jermaine Fowler me Efron Jermaine Fowler

00:41:09 Play best friends as you know like childhood best friends

00:41:13 And we cause trouble as kids like we do you know when you break stuff light stuff on fire ruin stuff

00:41:18 And then we use an alibi we make up a name Ricky Stanicki

00:41:22 That's the name of the movie

00:41:23 And then we've used him as an alibi our whole life to get out of shit to go to go to World Series games to go

00:41:28 Golf trips and finally our wives and girlfriends are like where is this guy? Yeah?

00:41:33 Who is this so we have to hire an actor John Cena to play this fake character? Oh, I like it. It's cool

00:41:39 Zac Efron's a man. Yeah. He's a good dude, man. Everybody on it was cool. It was actually like an easy shoot

00:41:43 we shot in Melbourne, Australia and

00:41:46 Pete Fairley directed it the guy that did dumb and dumber something about Mary and how long were you there for?

00:41:51 This is about two months. I think oh wow and then my mom my family came out

00:41:56 Which was rad because I was like I want you know when are we ever gonna be back right so?

00:42:00 I took them down there, and we traveled around a little bit and I had a blast I

00:42:05 Movies fun, man. It's cool

00:42:07 So are you do you think that you're inching towards maybe?

00:42:10 Being like the lead role in a big movie cuz I would be big for gingers not if I still have red hair

00:42:15 Yeah, yes, would you would you dye your hair you be you'd be up there with like Andy Andy Dalton like just the king of

00:42:21 He's pretty good-looking. Yeah, I mean you know I just think they don't they're never gonna make a ginger a lead

00:42:26 You know like even when I see people buy our merch me and Bobby Lee's you know our podcast

00:42:30 Like when people buy our merch, and they have my face on there

00:42:34 I'm still like they're not gonna wear that outside though right cuz my heads on it. This is an orange head on

00:42:38 You know I mean

00:42:39 It's just I always get self-conscious that I'm like they don't want to wear my shit with my head on it orange guys

00:42:44 Something about orange men. They just it's hard to lead a movie

00:42:48 Yeah, but I feel like all the rise might be the guy can they highly doubt it all ginger cast

00:42:52 Yeah, like willow except for ginger thing dude

00:42:55 Has anyone in Hollywood been like listen you're very talented

00:43:00 but like there's a there's a ceiling to what you got because of I think I had somebody tell me one time that they

00:43:06 Tested me on a pilot and they asked about

00:43:09 toning down my hair

00:43:12 Cuz they were like it's just way too much just nerf it

00:43:15 But it is dude on camera when you see right when you go like watch these movies. It's memorable. I'm so bright

00:43:20 It's like I'm the brightest dude in the room you would stand out. Yeah, but that's bad, dude

00:43:24 You want to blend in a little bit some especially like imagine if I'm doing like a murder scene or a death scene and the orange

00:43:30 bobblehead comes in

00:43:32 No, I think I'm just gonna continue where I'm at right now and I keep making stuff

00:43:39 I don't really I don't really have the drive to be I don't need like the star of the film right also

00:43:44 That's kind of dead. Yeah, it is movie stars are gone man. It's basically just

00:43:48 Tom Cruise, we're working on a where I'm working on something right now

00:43:52 that is a

00:43:55 Like a buddy comedy thing like that I can do you know like a duo thing that I'm totally into right

00:44:01 But like a single the movies about me type of shit. No way. I don't want I don't even want that really

00:44:06 I want it now you do. Yeah, you get dude ever since you guys left and came to Chicago

00:44:10 It's just you really need that fame

00:44:12 No, I want it for you I want it for I want it for the ginger community

00:44:18 I I want to be like hey, yeah, we know Santino friend of ours. He is like the king of an entire generation

00:44:25 Yeah, if Bill Burr can't do it. I don't think I've got a shot

00:44:28 Yeah, although he did you're right because he did like once he shaved his head. He started get more roles. That's right, dude

00:44:33 You gotta shave your head and it's old dads and all this stuff. Yeah, you're right. They're like Santino

00:44:38 We want you as the star of a romantic comedy and we're gonna pay you a 40 million dollars

00:44:43 But we want you to dye your hair. Let me stop you right there. Yeah, you had me at 40 million. Yeah

00:44:47 Yeah, whatever you want. I'll lose a limb for 40 million dollars

00:44:51 Bill called me like a

00:44:54 Couple months ago. I don't even know how long ago it was

00:44:56 But it's a very was like a very Burr phone call because he was like I picked up. I'm like hey man

00:45:01 What's up? He goes. Hey, how old are you?

00:45:04 Didn't even say hi. Nothing. How old are you? I go. Um, I'm I was 39 at times

00:45:11 It was right before it was right before my but it was actually months ago now because I said 39

00:45:14 I'll be 40 in October and he goes 40

00:45:17 You could play my son

00:45:20 And I was like, I think so and he goes, okay, and then he hangs up

00:45:23 There was no there. It was straight-up. Just like I need this information. I don't want to chit-chat. That's all I need to know

00:45:31 I don't want to look it up online

00:45:32 Yeah

00:45:32 So I think he he we he's joked about it before in the past

00:45:35 It would be rad if we did something where he played like an older brother

00:45:37 So yeah, and I was like that we could do a two-hander with that

00:45:40 I would probably be able to get away with in Hollywood as leads

00:45:43 You know what? I mean?

00:45:43 Mm-hmm, and then you'd have to have the love interest and all that stuff be actually attractive people to stare at

00:45:47 Yeah, he's the best on the phone. He calls me

00:45:50 Like maybe twice a year just a bitch about like a play in a football game

00:45:54 Yeah, and I'm like what once I was like, why are you calling me?

00:45:58 He's like none of my friends are watching this game. I know you are

00:46:00 Yeah, just every he'll just be like I literally will pick up and it'll just be like I fucking hate when cornerbacks the balls thrown

00:46:07 Ten yards out of out there and they're doing a celebration. Yeah, and there's like that'll be it. Yeah, he's like, all right cool

00:46:12 He's good at he's I

00:46:14 Love bill. He's just he's an interesting creature, man. He's like his own. He's like his own little enigma

00:46:20 And he's kind of like a guy I can't put my finger on I don't really know how he moves, you know, like yeah

00:46:24 I see him. It's always good to see him, but I don't know if it's it's always good to see me

00:46:27 Yeah, you don't I keep showing your toes. Yeah, he does. Yeah always but that's what makes him kind of brilliant

00:46:32 Yeah, I mean, I think he also is just such a busy consumed dude. You don't I mean that he's like

00:46:37 He's do he's he's doing something right? I love his podcast though. His podcast is it's very hard to do what he does

00:46:44 Yeah, which is just sit down and just scream into a just ramble like an hour and a half guys like us

00:46:48 We need someone else, you know, I mean like I need someone else to bounce with I don't want to just talk alone

00:46:54 I don't know. I'd lose myself. Yeah, he's like the definition of dudes will literally start a podcast and say going to therapy

00:47:00 Yeah, right

00:47:01 I'm gonna use all of America as my therapist

00:47:03 but it's great because they're like make himself laugh and like stop and it was just like you're just

00:47:07 You're in a room by yourself right now. It's fucking rock. I think that's his that's his that's his writing, too

00:47:13 I bet you he that's kind of got to be his process for like writing and creating

00:47:16 I would imagine is talking it out talking it out talking it out and then putting it down on paper

00:47:21 Yeah, that seems like his rhythm anyway, cuz he's not a guy who's gonna like have a crew of writer

00:47:26 You know what?

00:47:27 I mean like there's a lot of famous guys that we know that have teams of writers or they have a click of dudes that

00:47:32 Are always kind of around

00:47:34 Taking notes writing and there's nothing wrong with whatever your processes, but I feel like he's a he is such a lone

00:47:40 You know lone eagle. He's like out doing his thing and then that's how he kind of probably put shit together

00:47:45 So I about that writing you had a great special on Netflix cheeseburger. That's right in the fall

00:47:50 Yeah was awesome. Everyone should go watch it when you finish a special

00:47:55 Is there a little bit of like are you like?

00:47:58 All right

00:47:58 I was done with that material or is there a feeling like fuck now I got to go back and I got to reinvent

00:48:03 An entire hour. Yeah, you do. I mean you have to throw that away

00:48:05 I mean, there's no rules to it. But like we all kind of adhere to the same thing

00:48:09 I mean, it's an unwritten. We just you dump it, right? It's kind of like that not everyone

00:48:13 There's dudes that still do their stuff and that's whatever you want to do. I mean, there's no rule to it, but

00:48:19 Culturally, I think most stand-ups throw it away start on a new hour

00:48:22 And you slowly piece it together like now I'm doing

00:48:25 At the end of the month I start Houston and I'm doing just clubs

00:48:30 I'm gonna get it get away from theaters for six dates six seven dates just to massage this new hour that I've got

00:48:35 Yeah before I go into theaters in the fall or anything like that. So I'm doing six

00:48:39 Just six cities just trying to feel it out totally different markets. It's like Houston, Tampa

00:48:45 San Francisco, I just want like the polar opposite my right I was talking to my agent

00:48:50 I was like put me in places where I'm not gonna get the exact same crowd every time right?

00:48:53 So these were kind of the best that we came up with to be like I want different cultural

00:48:58 socioeconomic vibes different parts of cities

00:49:01 So yeah, like I just think about it and like if I have her if I had if I was a comedian

00:49:06 I did it like sick hour and put out a special I'd be like, I don't want to do it

00:49:09 Like everyone watch that forever. Yeah. Well, you remember when I was that remember when I put that out it was done. Yeah

00:49:15 Did it it was so awesome want to be done, but also

00:49:18 It's hard starting again

00:49:21 You'll you'll have like little nuggets of stuff and then you start to massage those and then you

00:49:25 Slowly but surely peel chunks from that and that but it's daunting

00:49:28 There's tons of moments in between where you're it sucks. Yeah sucks, dude

00:49:33 It's got to be in my mind how like if an athlete is injured and they're training again

00:49:38 Because they know they're better than what's happening, right? They're like dude. I'm so much better than this

00:49:42 I don't know why I can't put it together, right? It's just the restrictiveness is there

00:49:47 So then slowly but surely after time you're like, okay great now I've got 15 great now

00:49:51 I've got 25 now I've got 30 that I like and you shave down and add and then it's a it's a great process

00:49:57 I think the beginning is the most painful when you're building but also when it starts to click

00:50:02 Oh, that's feeling well when they're still new to us, right when they're new to you. They're

00:50:06 Phenomenal you get that pop. Do you try to have like a theme for for your new stand-up when you're working on it?

00:50:12 So is there like one thing that you think about and you're like, I'm gonna build my not set around this one topic

00:50:17 I think it happens kind of organically but like this one's gonna be all about Hamas. No

00:50:22 No, this one's uh, this one honestly is probably gonna be a lot about

00:50:29 Health my health and fan like my stuff that's gone on with me like I

00:50:36 Just had this I'm just having such a weird chunk of time in my life where like

00:50:42 people in my family who got sick or stuff that happened to people I know and then I

00:50:46 Had this weird herniated disc that led to this MRI that showed this this

00:50:50 Hip impingement and all this other shit that was going on and I had to go through all and then I had to get

00:50:54 My heart murmur was messing up and then I had to go get on medication for it was like everything happened at once

00:51:00 Yeah, like I was cruising along and then everything happened once and then so I put away booze

00:51:04 I put away, you know certain foods for a little while. I'm back on the booze

00:51:08 This is scaring me because we're the same age. Well, it's like I'm 40 a 40. We're all we're both 39

00:51:13 You hit you have been out of nowhere

00:51:15 Fuck your late 30s happened and then you just accumulate injuries for the rest of your life

00:51:19 It's like you wake up one day your knee hurts and you're like, well, I guess my knees gonna hurt until I die

00:51:23 Yeah, oh, I feel like we just golfed on the sim a little bit and I'm my back is killing me

00:51:27 I was like that shouldn't have done that. Why am I doing this?

00:51:28 I didn't strike because when I play golf I stretch a lot I get ready for it. This was dumb

00:51:33 This was me sitting on planes coming here and then that was the dumbest thing

00:51:37 I've done but you do get yeah, your body starts to slowly tell you this is no good anymore

00:51:43 You don't really get to do this anymore. You have a good swing though. It's okay. It's not bad

00:51:46 I'm up. I'm I've been playing some good golf. I like that people go sometimes online

00:51:51 They find my handicap and then they just get online and talk shit. What's your handicap? I'm a

00:51:55 I'll tell you what I am. So, you know, this is when everyone says what their handicap is get the gin out

00:52:00 Give me the app. Yeah, give me the app whenever someone I'm a 2-2 index. So pretty damn good - is pretty good

00:52:06 Yeah, I'm alright, but it's like people talk shit online. They love to talk shit. Oh, that's all golf

00:52:11 They fuck golf is the worst talk shit because it's impossible to prove it cuz you're like, when am I gonna play you guy in?

00:52:17 West Virginia. Yeah, okay. You come to my club. I'll bow better grand straight up. But you're like dude get out

00:52:22 I'm not I'm not playing some lunatic from the Internet

00:52:24 We got a guy here rigs who for play podcast and they do great golf stuff

00:52:29 But he started a series where he's just calling out haters and he's golfing with a smart. Yeah, that's that's the move

00:52:34 I wanted to do I actually thought because of all that nonsense I thought about

00:52:37 Creating kind of like a charity event where it's like come play guys that you talk shit about and the money

00:52:43 That we earn from it will be donated to a charity of my choice

00:52:46 I like that that for me was a way to justify doing any of that dance like putting up with their bullshit

00:52:51 Yeah

00:52:51 So film it have a crew of celebrities who golf

00:52:53 Take on dickheads that just want to play them and then donate all that money to charity

00:52:58 It's a charity that the guy hates 100% Yeah, so yeah, he's really not gonna want to get something easy

00:53:03 Get like kid cancer. Yeah, I really yeah, really he wants cancer to win every time. Yeah, that's how we'll propose it. Yeah

00:53:09 So be a fair right? Yeah. Yeah. No, we've talked. I just thought about it not too long ago because I'm doing this

00:53:15 You know, I can talk about it a little bit, but I'm in the middle of negotiating with live

00:53:21 To go do start a network with them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you were out there

00:53:26 We missed you when you were we won the pro and you did and we won it me Pat Perez

00:53:31 Eugenio

00:53:33 Chikara was our was the two you do one pro on nine and the other pro on the back nine. Yeah

00:53:37 and then

00:53:39 Titus O'Neill who's a

00:53:41 an ex-wrestler

00:53:43 And then I'm drawing a big blank one the whole thing. Yeah, we won. We got the plaque sent to us not too long ago

00:53:49 I'm just pretty proud. It's in my office

00:53:50 Were you a little bit nervous we played in that same but it wasn't on pro-am day, right?

00:53:54 It was like before the pro-am guys played the day before I'm yeah day before yes, that's right

00:53:58 Just a scramble all of us against Brooks Koepka, which was thanks for the invite on that would have rathered that but that's alright

00:54:03 You come next time. I want they're gonna do another one. Yeah, I think they're in here in September

00:54:07 but we were we were nervous because we all kind of stink at golf and we thought we were playing the pro-am day and

00:54:11 We thought there would be people that would be lined up. Yeah shots

00:54:15 We were actually thinking we were gonna kill somebody because they stand really close. Oh, yeah

00:54:19 Do you off was that were you nervous at all? Not really. I mean not not really. Honestly, it's also you're with pros. So

00:54:26 Ironically enough it takes the heat off of you. It's like it takes the you don't feel pressure

00:54:30 Yeah, I felt pressure on the first tee then after that

00:54:33 I didn't even think about it because the pros are doing their thing and you're really watching the pro

00:54:36 It's almost like you're just getting to hang with them. Yeah, and if you did hit a bad shot, nobody gives a shit

00:54:42 No one's thinking about it. You're really just everyone's just watching what the pro is doing

00:54:46 I was I wasn't worried about hitting like a bad shot

00:54:48 I was worried about hitting a shot that would kill so yeah kill someone like shank

00:54:52 It's so bad that it goes to the side. What are you gonna do?

00:54:54 Yeah, you know what? I mean? It happens people do get hit by don't stand there. Yeah. Yeah, especially when a amateur is going

00:55:00 Yeah, that's your fault

00:55:01 Have you seen that clip of that girl online that that woman she hits a girl off the tee and she tees it up again

00:55:06 And she hits it to the exact spot. Yeah, it's like make it stop

00:55:09 Yes, I that's why like we went to Riv. I just went and was following Homa around Riv when he was out there

00:55:16 and

00:55:19 It is funny how people lean their heads over the over the tee box

00:55:24 They'll lean their heads over the rope literally and I was watching this guy do it and I thought well

00:55:28 I'm not gonna stop him and home is not gonna hit him, but how annoying is some dummies head right in your sight line

00:55:34 He's leaning over the rope. That's why they have to put the rope if they didn't put ropes

00:55:37 Those savages would like hug them while they're swinging. Yeah

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00:56:53 We got a very important question about this yeah, you're walking with Max home the whole time

00:56:58 I not all of we put I did walk some of it. Yeah, did anyone call him a pervert?

00:57:03 No, okay. Why is that? We had a problem? We we started max a good friend of ours

00:57:08 We started calling him a pervert on this podcast cuz he's Italian is Italian

00:57:12 Yeah

00:57:12 and then all of our listeners started calling a pervert on the golf course and

00:57:17 Then we had a moment where Max was like hey

00:57:19 It's not really me like but my caddy is so sick of it like can you tell everyone to please stop?

00:57:25 Yeah, so we had to do like we had to make an order like if you do it

00:57:29 You're a scumbag so it's good to know that it's actually work. No one did it at because it got really bad for a while

00:57:34 Yeah, like he was like he'd be in a big tournament and people like what's up max you pervert

00:57:39 It was more like I don't think you'd want to say anything to him

00:57:41 He was not he was not giving me the what's ups at all because I think he was having a tougher day

00:57:47 I don't think you'd want to check him on that day. He looked

00:57:49 Yeah, pretty good. I mean he wasn't like he wasn't doing any like the the niceties. Yeah, he was not in a good mood

00:57:56 That's the worst part about golf like even the professionals you they go out there

00:57:59 And they have a day, and there's like what's going on and you and they and they see you staring at them

00:58:03 And it's got to be annoying Oh golf's got a golf's got to be shit, too

00:58:07 in the regard where if you're the if you're the guy if you're like the guy and

00:58:11 You know the other dude you're playing with he just knows that

00:58:15 Everyone's watching you and doesn't you know are watching him and not not looking at your shit

00:58:19 Yeah, that always messes with my head where you're like this poor dude

00:58:23 It's like no attention given to him. He makes a good putt no one cares right that sucks

00:58:27 Yeah, they're what they're only watching the other dude

00:58:29 Yeah to me the funniest guys at a golf tournament are the ones that well first of all they wear spikes if you go to

00:58:34 Like watch a like watch your favorite golfer player like I'm gonna put my shoes on so I get good traction on this course

00:58:39 And then if there's a ball that goes slightly off the fairway seeing everybody like

00:58:43 Sprint to that ball to get a good spot to watch the next one

00:58:46 It's so funny watching these grown men just sprint down a golf course just to get as close and the cop has to push them

00:58:52 Physically away to be like dudes chill out. Yes chill out get up. He needs to hit

00:58:56 It's more annoying to me when someone is hogging their space and their phone is right in their fucking face. Yeah hate that dude

00:59:03 Yeah, what are you doing with that footage?

00:59:05 What are you gonna do breaking down like the swing?

00:59:07 Yeah, I can post it and be like hey

00:59:09 I notice you drop your hands a little bit too early

00:59:10 Yeah, it's like being at a concert when people have their phone out of concerts like a concert video is the worst footage ever

00:59:16 You're not and it's gonna. It's gonna sound like yeah, it sounds terrible

00:59:19 And you watch it back, and you're like why did I do this?

00:59:21 You're taking it to post online to be like look where I was yeah, so that other people can see where I get it

00:59:26 Take a picture yeah, right put your phone away. Yeah, like I never got that. I just didn't enjoy it

00:59:31 I'm not above it. You're with your kid take a photo video

00:59:34 That's cool, but there's adult men that are there all day with it recording all day long

00:59:40 Uh-huh shame on if you're gonna do that just get a GoPro on your head. That's cool seriously to me

00:59:44 It's cool way cooler if you got a head and the body yeah one where you or the camera

00:59:48 That's up that looks up at people, so it's like just their nose is all you see yeah, it's all fucked up

00:59:52 I'm cool with if you're trying to do something unique with it, but it's just the same dude on his phone

00:59:56 Following guys all day. I think it's creepy shit

00:59:59 Yeah, so you can go home and you put on your your Apple vision Pro

01:00:01 And then you get to relive you get to like live the day again on your couch

01:00:05 Yeah, that was a great guys done the Apple vision pro. I actually have it right here. I'm gonna take it back

01:00:08 Oh, you hate it

01:00:09 I don't necessarily hate it

01:00:11 But I'm gonna take it back because it's like the most anti-social thing that you can do so when you wear it

01:00:15 You're like in your own world. You're on your couch your family everybody around you is like

01:00:20 What are you doing? Yeah? We just watch TV together like it puts you it's very cool

01:00:26 There's some cool stuff that you can do on it

01:00:27 But I also feel like it's uh like probably two years ahead of its time

01:00:30 Where there's not enough stuff to do sure and watch like the same four videos

01:00:34 But it did the tech is looks amazing. I had an eye somebody gave me a somebody O'Connor

01:00:40 Who opened for Gillis he bought me an oculus the original oculus yeah, and I?

01:00:47 Loved it because it was the beginning of the pandemic and we played golf together

01:00:50 Yeah, he was in New York, and I was in LA so we'd get on at night

01:00:54 I tell my wife I'd be like I'm gonna go

01:00:56 I'm gonna play golf in the in the front room, and she'd be like oh god exactly yeah

01:01:00 She would take videos of me like an idiot yelling and laughing into my oculus playing golf with those guys

01:01:05 But after that wore out I was over it fast. Yeah, I was like I dude

01:01:10 I don't know anymore. It's just it's a little like distract. It's just I don't need it. Yeah, I got over it

01:01:14 There's nothing that this does so much better than like my computer or my phone

01:01:19 I already have enough screens in my life, but you watch porn on it though. No you can't watch porn

01:01:23 That's the thing throw that thing in the trash. Yeah, what is that? What is it is the ultimate porn guy thing?

01:01:28 Yeah, that's what that's what that's the first thing. I did in the oculus

01:01:30 Yeah, literally the first thing was like I want to see what it looks like

01:01:32 so I've got one of the videos the 3d videos or whatever the all immersive and

01:01:36 amazing

01:01:38 Then the second or third time completely over it right completely

01:01:42 And no, then you start to get really like picky about the details. You're like that that looks so stupid

01:01:46 She looks like her shoulder looks massive because it the angles are so weird. Yeah, so you get over it

01:01:52 It just doesn't I don't know and then you like do it you imagine yourself

01:01:55 Wearing the oculus in a room just like jacking off with this big helmet on you're like this is sad well

01:02:00 I would take videos of myself and watch it back later jerking off of the oculus

01:02:04 You have to watch your game tape taking my form. Yeah, I just wanted to see my form dude

01:02:08 Yo 22 you got to get shallow on that stroke

01:02:11 What's the dumbest thing you've bought now that you have some money

01:02:15 I don't know that much I just a couple bucks the dumbest thing. I probably bought in the recent years was

01:02:21 Well these were dumb this was a stupid. I bought these in New York

01:02:25 I got suckered into buying these Travis Scott shoes how much are they I don't even know I don't they were expensive as shit

01:02:32 There were more than they should be every every guy

01:02:34 I feel like goes through an expensive shoe phase, and they're just like why did I do that?

01:02:38 I like shoes I love you, but I didn't mean to want I this is how dumb

01:02:43 I am I have the Travis Scott golf shoes of these like they make them in golf shoes these ones

01:02:48 And I love the ones that's my favorite shoe to walk in

01:02:51 And I was like oh

01:02:53 Well, I want to get the um

01:02:54 I want to get the regular ones that aren't the golf shoes and then so I saw the ones that I have that aren't golf

01:02:58 Shoes there are street shoes, and then the guy was like yo, you know

01:03:01 What's really dope is these black ones and he was chatting with me, and he was a fan

01:03:05 And he was cool, so I kind of got you know I got like enamored with

01:03:08 The conversation and then he took me up to the front desk, and I think they were like

01:03:13 I don't even know 700 bucks or something absurd. That's crazy

01:03:16 So yeah like when I say expensive shoes like I would buy like $400 shoes

01:03:19 I'd be like why I'm not even wearing them. It's the dumbest thing. I bought in a long time

01:03:23 This is probably so I look good though. Well. I'm wearing them every day now because I'm like I'm getting my work

01:03:27 That's the thing it's like I have all these shoes

01:03:29 And then I found out like I would just wear the same shoes every day. I'd wear the same comfortable pairs every day

01:03:34 Yeah, yeah, look at the other ones be like I'm gonna wear them because I paid too much for him

01:03:38 So this is that I haven't done something this dumb in a long time overpaid for something so stupid

01:03:42 But I felt like if I didn't buy them. I would look lame. Yeah in front of this cool, dude

01:03:48 Yeah, you know I mean, it's like oh, it's reverted right back to like junior high right yeah

01:03:51 We're sick well if you don't jump I mean we're all jumping, but if you don't jump. It's not a big deal

01:03:55 Yeah, I don't jump on my bitch. I have to jump they like tell you the price, and then you're like no

01:03:59 Thanks, and you take it back. That's a bad moment. I can't do it right

01:04:02 I got that happened to me with pillows when I was in New York

01:04:05 I was buying pillows right and I get up to the cashier and she scans them and they were like

01:04:09 $250 pillows and I was just like

01:04:12 Fuck I'm gonna look like such an asshole if I just say no these pillows are too expensive a day

01:04:16 So I was like yeah sure I'll buy

01:04:17 $500 with the pillows insane on a whim and then they and then the pillows sucked and then I had to live with them for like

01:04:22 Five years because they're $500 pillows the pillows always suck at that price point. Yeah, they can't be good

01:04:26 There's no way they're good

01:04:27 They've boosted it up to make you feel like they might be special like these are no special than the regular Jordan one lows

01:04:32 It's the same shoe. Yeah, there's literally no different. Yeah, it's just Travis Scott put his name on it

01:04:36 And they're a little cooler looking so suckers. I'll tell you actually I tell you some dumb shit

01:04:41 I did when I was back here, and we play the Chicago Theatre

01:04:44 I

01:04:47 Wanted to take my wife and get her like a purse a bag

01:04:51 She wanted this color of a bag and so we went down like on Michigan Avenue and just as a surprise

01:04:57 I was like I there's a I think a color bag that you like at Gucci, and she was like really

01:05:02 Seriously, and I was like yeah, and she's like that's not buying a Gucci purse. I was like it's a little bag

01:05:07 It's not like a crazy. It's a time

01:05:08 This is the color you like and we go in there same shit. This is how much of a loser

01:05:12 I am there's this like really like smooth suave gay, dude. Who's just like you know he was like

01:05:18 Oh, I love your hair like look at the color color color goes good against this and he's showing me Gucci shirts and jackets

01:05:25 And I'm like oh man. That's not I don't really I'm good on all that

01:05:28 I just want to get out of the purse then sure enough 20 minutes goes by

01:05:31 He's got me buying a Gucci shirt jacket. I've never owned anything by them. I bought this thing I

01:05:38 Didn't look at this. I gave him the card. We were chatting. I didn't look at the receipt and how much it costs

01:05:43 We get back to the hotel

01:05:45 Immediately to my wife. I go. I'm going back tomorrow and returning, but here's how much of a pussy

01:05:51 I am I wouldn't go back to the Michigan Avenue store. No you can't I went all the way out to Schaumburg

01:05:55 Yeah, you can't because I'm a bitch. Yeah. I'm a bitch

01:05:57 I drove I went to Schaumburg to return it because I felt so much weird guilt

01:06:01 Yeah, that I was like he'll see me. He'll think I'm a loser. You know you can but I had no intention on buying it

01:06:06 I got like fooled. I got like bullied into buying it and immediately when I saw it

01:06:11 I think it was like five grand or something

01:06:12 I don't even know, but I literally was like nervous, and I felt so uncomfortable. I was like I gotta buy it

01:06:18 He's like almost making you, but he's like putting on my shoulders. He's like oh my god

01:06:23 Look at the way your shoulders sit in this

01:06:25 I bought the jacket that of course I returned it to Schaumburg. I felt so but I the relief

01:06:30 I felt when I returned it. Oh, yeah. Oh it felt so good seeing it come off my credit card. Yeah, I was panicking

01:06:36 I was like I'm never gonna wear that anyway

01:06:37 Yeah, at least got a couple people that see those shoes, and they know what's up with the shoes

01:06:41 And they're like hey, I like your shoes teenagers. Yeah, but that's that's good

01:06:45 I've had a couple like stay young 17 year old boy boys like young dudes are always like yo, bro. I love those shoes

01:06:51 I'm like thank you so much. I'm I bought them on accident. I'm 40 years old

01:06:55 I feel like a fucking moron stay young. I don't do much though in that regard

01:06:59 I'm yeah, I too much crazy shit the so I have to ask because you're wearing the sweatshirt

01:07:03 I know you were in curb a few years ago. You're not in the new season. Are you no I've watched some of it

01:07:08 This is actually from my good buddies Malvin. You know the golf company. You know yeah

01:07:11 They did a curb collab for the new season, and I was up at the preserve

01:07:17 I golfed at the preserve with Malvin for their Bing Crosby Adidas collab thing and he my buddy was like hey, dude

01:07:23 we're putting out a a curb collab and it's pretty limited on who we're giving them to with Larry the Larry stuff and

01:07:29 The first thing I was like when I got home. I was like if I don't get that stuff. I'll kill you

01:07:33 Yeah, I want all the curb she needed yeah, it's so sick. No I did a couple seasons ago the new ones great

01:07:39 I was I've watched it on the plane on the way to New York

01:07:42 How fun was it doing when you when you did curb, or you make you made Larry break, right?

01:07:46 Yeah, dude. It was a great. That was like one of those moments of my life where

01:07:49 You know it like validates you as a comedian where right that guy thought that was funny. I'm good

01:07:55 Yeah, I can die a happy man

01:07:57 I made him break in the in the in the room and then on set when we did it in the room

01:08:01 you know the audition is

01:08:03 You just he gives you a character, and they give you a little baby character breakdown

01:08:07 It's probably like I don't know four or five sentences

01:08:09 And then you take from that enough to make your own improv your own world

01:08:12 and I improv the well I was originally gonna have the role of the

01:08:15 It's the episode where the guy has a dog named Adolf. I don't know if you've seen that yeah

01:08:19 Yeah, the German yeah, Shepard named Adolf, and then as soon as I read the character. He loved it, and then he goes

01:08:25 It's not it's not gonna work, and I was like really I thought we were having like I made he was we were laughing

01:08:30 He goes yeah, yeah, now do you don't look?

01:08:34 You don't look you don't look the part at all. It's the ginger ginger. Yeah, he's like you don't look like a Nazi kind of

01:08:39 Guy he's like I wanted to make him a little bit look with that like blonde hair. Yeah, I think he's like

01:08:44 It's just not gonna work the ginger thing isn't gonna play and I was bummed and then he was like no no

01:08:48 We're gonna get something else so then he made me go back in the hallway and read for

01:08:53 The plumber who make who fixes the toilet at latte you know latte Larry's yeah

01:08:58 And I came back in after like 15 minutes, and we just riffed and he broke a few times

01:09:03 And it's just like my heart grew four times incredible. Yeah, it was like a comedy on the way home. I

01:09:09 Vividly remember pulling out of his studio

01:09:13 Driving and I call my wife

01:09:14 And I was like I've only done this maybe twice to her been like I'm so sure that I got this if I don't I have

01:09:21 I have no idea about my career right because it went so well

01:09:24 He was like we were humming that it'd be like I don't know how he wouldn't want to give this to me

01:09:28 Yeah, there was nothing there. It was flawless. It was like the rhythm was great. He was bouncing. I was listening

01:09:33 I wasn't stepping on his you know stepping on his retorts or improv

01:09:36 So I was like it was so smooth and of course you know that afternoon. They called they were like okay

01:09:40 They want you in like three days. That's incredible

01:09:42 It was huge man, and I would assume that you were a big fan of the show

01:09:45 Massive as you were coming up and now you're on the show yeah

01:09:48 I mean he's I think he's you know I'm not you know

01:09:51 I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick, but like

01:09:54 I'm a much bigger fan of him than Seinfeld like I think his line of what what Seinfeld was was

01:10:00 That's why curb was so great

01:10:01 Yeah, right

01:10:02 It was like the version of Seinfeld that I wanted more was that right more so than the other thing that that Jerry did and

01:10:07 You know he's great, but it's like

01:10:09 Larry's Seinfeld is what curb is and that's what I always wanted it to be is it is it true that he just doesn't like

01:10:15 Curb I feel like maybe I read this somewhere, but like he'll just decide like oh

01:10:20 I'm ready to do a new season like out of the whim he took breaks

01:10:22 Yeah, he yeah, he was allowed to do whatever he wanted. I mean obviously he's a legend

01:10:26 So why would they say no what executive in their right mind would be like?

01:10:29 I don't think we're gonna be able to do it anymore right like especially because HBO

01:10:33 You know that's kind of like it's like this. This is like fantasyland. It's like you're making what you love

01:10:38 Yeah, and they get to decide they're not answering as much to corporate sponsors like ABC NBC CBS Fox. They've got sponsors right HBO

01:10:46 They can kind of do as they please yeah, so I think they were more apt to let him fly free

01:10:52 I don't know personally, but I imagine he just would get busy and tired and be not ready to put something out

01:10:58 Yeah, it's rad. That's that's the dream. Yeah, that's what we all want is like to go

01:11:03 I'm not gonna give you something unless I really want to give it to you

01:11:05 Otherwise it's gonna be shit right and then you're all gonna be bummed. Yeah, you don't want to pump it out

01:11:09 You know so the take a break thing is cool

01:11:11 I think more TV should either take you know she either just do a limited amount of seasons or just

01:11:15 Take a break and maybe revisit it or you know who knows whatever not too long a break though because there's some shows where they

01:11:21 Take such a long break. I forget they exist like I forgot. There's a new game. Oh, yeah

01:11:25 Yeah, like some that it's like I'm I gonna know what that's tough well

01:11:29 That's also take so long to shoot those shows yeah the other problem is you know well that'll be replaced by AI

01:11:34 They'll replace all of us, and it'll be all AI anyway. Yeah, wait were you were you on strike?

01:11:38 Yeah, I mean we all yeah, you don't yeah, were you picketing no dude. No. I'm not even ashamed son with you

01:11:44 Yeah, I can't be outside. Yeah, you're probably the one guy in the Union. He's like yeah look

01:11:49 I'm not coming me like Conan. Yeah, like all right that makes sense. I put sunscreen on when it rains

01:11:54 Swear to God it might you never know if it pokes through no I didn't go out and pick at the thing I

01:11:59 You know not to sound like a dick. I just I was like I'm I voted to strike right I did the thing right

01:12:06 I wanted to yeah, let's I said yes. Yeah, I I don't want to go out there every day

01:12:11 I just didn't feel like I was it was necessary for me to be out there every day

01:12:14 It was crazy that the story about them cutting all those trees in the shade so funny by the way

01:12:19 Yeah, heavy props to how funny that was yeah, they cut the tree so the picketers couldn't get shade every day

01:12:24 Yeah, that was so fun. It's just like what yeah, just guerrilla warfare

01:12:28 Well, it was also a writer strike, and I haven't been in the writers Union for a long time

01:12:31 I was in it for a little bit when I wrote this pilot and then

01:12:33 When the actor strike happened it was in solidarity already

01:12:36 So it's kind of like they had already made the noise that they needed for justification for the strike

01:12:40 Actors were just being like yeah, let's get get them what they want so we can work right get these people everything

01:12:46 They want let's go like yeah, come on man get over and and also a lot of it was shit that

01:12:51 Was a little bit needed. I mean like the the the

01:12:54 The amount of money that some of these executives are getting versus what the residuals would pay out for these writers or actors dude

01:13:01 It's a joke yeah, I sent a screenshot yesterday David Spade

01:13:03 Because you you see what you're getting in your residuals

01:13:07 You know it like sends you a email or whatever and it was it's literally one cent

01:13:11 And it's for his show lights out on Comedy Central that we did and I was like thanks a lot man

01:13:16 Really appreciate this like this is gonna. This is gonna help us out this month

01:13:19 And it was like you know like he has any control

01:13:21 But like the fact that sometimes you'd get 26 cent checks is right. Give me a fucking break right

01:13:26 What am I why what am I gonna do and also that means to me?

01:13:29 The executives that did the buyouts or the sell-throughs. I'm sure they got you know 50 60 grand right in each little idiot like you got

01:13:38 You know a shekel. Yeah, you know what was the AI thing that they were talking about where like if you showed up as a

01:13:43 Background actor they could the studios would then have the rights to use your face

01:13:47 Yeah, they like AI to put them in different scenes or they were trying to do yeah

01:13:52 They were trying to do background actors to just reuse them in other backgrounds of other shows or that's crazy

01:13:58 Yeah, they wanted to reuse background here was my thought on it. I said okay

01:14:03 Background acting is a nightmare. It's super hard. You're treated like shit. They should be treated better

01:14:08 they kind of cattle call these people in they bully them around and

01:14:12 You know, it's just it's in there in your 15-hour days or 12 to 14 hour day. So it's it's not fun

01:14:17 It sucks. It fucking sucks and

01:14:19 You're getting to learn

01:14:21 Sometimes but I do think they're not treated great all the time. I'll be honest

01:14:25 I've been on sets where they are, but I said if that's the case that they want to propose AI to them

01:14:31 Well, maybe give them a huge check to use their likeness for a limited amount of time just in the background

01:14:37 But then have some subsidize a program where they can come to set and then learn and not have to be in the background

01:14:45 But like shadow and follow and learn and watch because a lot of people just want to learn a lot of people that do background

01:14:49 They just want to know how everything works in those sausages made

01:14:53 Yeah, they want to see the inside right and I thought you know, who am I?

01:14:56 But I just proposed in my own little stupid world of people

01:14:59 I've talked to I said what if they paid them a big fat check and said we'll use your likeness for six months after that

01:15:03 There's a new contract so you will be used AI background

01:15:07 But there's a subsidy program that the Union would do to let them come to set watch an entire series filmed

01:15:13 So they can learn everything. I mean granted. I don't know who if people would want to do it

01:15:17 But I thought that's a better use of their time. Yeah, then standing there

01:15:20 You know for 12 hours a day being where a lot of times you can't even see them. Mm-hmm that they're that they're filler

01:15:26 You know, so it's almost like I think you can service both worlds, but I get it once you enter the world of AI

01:15:31 You're fucked. Yeah, I mean I read some of the AI scripts that people were trying to put out they stink

01:15:36 Yeah, they're robots aren't funny. Yeah. No, they're not there

01:15:38 Do you think robots can ever get to a point where it's like they can write new original comedy?

01:15:42 I don't know man. I get I get scared about it

01:15:44 Well, I mean people are always gonna want people but but I I mean, I don't know

01:15:47 I mean look at what's on your fucking desk. I mean, that's kind of like the looming future of like

01:15:51 You he's returning it and I don't like it like I don't but you're but I think a lot of people that get it do

01:15:56 Love it. Yeah, and it'll slowly catch on the thing is like the last two years have been like Silicon Valley

01:16:02 Executives giving testimony being like we need to be very careful with AI. Oh, yeah. I is scary. I could end the world

01:16:07 It's like dude. You're the one that's making the like right. We just not do AI. No, it's already there

01:16:12 We just say bad idea. One will do it put it in reverse

01:16:15 We already have don't you know though the if it's released to the public now, it means they've had it for a decade

01:16:19 Yeah, that's true

01:16:20 They've already had it the government's not gonna like let something come out like this

01:16:24 Unless they've already been tooling with it and regulating it behind our backs and then finally going

01:16:28 All right, give it to the idiots now. It's fine to give it to him now

01:16:31 Yeah, I mean you hear those stories from like, you know, dude, look at how long it took them to admit aliens

01:16:35 or we actually have proof of of

01:16:37 Unidentified objects. Yeah that now after 20 years of 30 years of them being like shut up you idiot

01:16:44 There's there are no aliens. Stop it. And then now they're like, yeah, what are you gonna do?

01:16:50 Yeah, they're big deal

01:16:51 the craziest part of that story was that and this might be like the biggest story ever that aliens exist and

01:16:56 That was Tom DeLonge from blink-182 that got the government to admit it. Yeah, dude

01:17:00 I know he's like big on pushing it, huh? Yeah huge

01:17:03 He got he's the one that got like the Navy to release the videos of the UFOs. There are

01:17:07 Aliens. Yeah, and then everyone was like Oh Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend this week. That's that's pretty important, right?

01:17:13 That was a plant right that was actually real this they don't have a real relation

01:17:16 That was just to get the focus away from Tom DeLonge and the alien. Yeah, he's too close. God bless dude good

01:17:21 It was a good. It was a good meetup, dude. Yeah good distraction. It worked really well. Yeah

01:17:26 Well, this has been great. Yeah, I have one last question. Yeah rollback question

01:17:30 RHO BAC k comm promo code take 20% off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies

01:17:35 Joggers shorts everything rollback comm promo code take are you gonna move to Austin like every other comedian?

01:17:41 No, no, dude. No, that's not for me if I was gonna move anywhere, you know, we were gonna make a shift to New York

01:17:47 We couldn't family stuff like it just didn't work out. Yeah, just we couldn't and then

01:17:53 If I was gonna go anywhere outside of LA it would it would be

01:17:57 Chicago or New York from work in this office. Yeah, dude

01:18:01 I know but then I have to drag Bobby, you know, cuz our podcast is doing great and it's like what he can't leave

01:18:06 He won't leave LA. Yeah, he refuses to leave LA because I told him what we can relocate to somewhere fun

01:18:11 Let's try something new but the pod is doing better than it's ever done. So he doesn't want to leave

01:18:15 Yeah, and look at this like you guys had you have to like physically make everyone agree on being in the same place

01:18:20 Yeah, cuz the zoom shit Wow, it's not the same. Yeah, it's whack. It doesn't work. You need to be together

01:18:25 So as long as me and the bow are gonna be doing our show, we'll be in smelly

01:18:29 Yeah, you guys been doing a lot of like live podcast tours - yeah, we do we do we have four left. We do like

01:18:34 Canada we do Windsor and Niagara Falls and then we end in Vegas on 4/20 when you do those

01:18:40 Do you do like a whole different show or is it just a live podcast?

01:18:44 We do and we do stand we have an opener and then we each do stand-up

01:18:47 We do like 20 to 30 minutes of stand-up so the so you get like an hour and some change of stand up up top

01:18:51 And then we do it another hour and some change of bits from the show. That's awesome audience involvement. It's so much fun, man

01:18:57 it's so stupid and free and

01:18:59 you know, they get involved and we do trivia questions and we do scene readings with them and it's I mean the fans

01:19:06 It's it's been the coolest thing to see this transition of like their stand-up fans

01:19:10 But then they also want to be interactive in that world of the bad friends. Yeah weird world

01:19:15 We're gonna we're gonna Abu Dhabi in May. Oh shit. We're doing bad friends in Abu Dhabi

01:19:19 We've we've been offered to do live shows

01:19:22 But like we always struggle with like what are we gonna do the podcast like in front of everyone like that kind of sucks

01:19:27 I'm gonna give people more smartless does it Bateman and those guys but they bring out a big-name guest, right?

01:19:32 Yeah, right

01:19:32 You'd have to just bring out a big athlete and and and play some kind of game with them that people would want to see

01:19:38 Yeah, you know like you put Aaron Rodgers out there - we also have like consciously been like well

01:19:43 Let's not do live tours and then like in 20 years when we want to like cash one big check

01:19:48 We'll be like reunion tour. Oh, that's smart like Rolling Stones. Yeah, we're like, hey one time only

01:19:53 We were gonna do one in New York it but it was gonna be at a James Dolan arena and James Dolan has banned

01:19:58 Barstool sports from any place that that's real. Yeah, so he had it set in every close it down

01:20:03 It was whatever comedy festival was like the New York Comedy Festival, but Dolan is the Knicks. Yeah

01:20:08 Yep, but but he owns a lot of shit. Yeah, but the garden is a separate company, right?

01:20:12 He doesn't own I think he owns it all. Yeah, he does

01:20:15 Anyone is MSG owns a ton of other venues

01:20:19 I didn't know that he was the head of that all because you sold like a sell the team shirt

01:20:24 Yeah, and he got mad like instantly like 20 minutes late. How can we make up - how can we make it up to James?

01:20:29 No, I don't know but I

01:20:31 Respect the fact that that he has this big grudge against our entire company

01:20:35 Where he's like I'm gonna use my power and not let them perform at any venue that I own this port

01:20:39 No, Ian him have a thing. Did that happen? No, as we sold we did sell the team shirt

01:20:43 Sure, and then we he emailed the guy who bought our company in

01:20:49 2016

01:20:50 He emailed him within 20 minutes and was like, what is this?

01:20:53 And then that was it and then we also had what we one of our guys did hiss at him

01:20:57 Publicly like he was walking on the street and he went I got arrested at the dog show at MSG

01:21:02 So that put me on his radar, but you get his that once in a while. Yeah, you get his gonna happen

01:21:06 I will say for everything that James Dolan. He seems like not the best guy in the world

01:21:10 I would say that being a rich guy and then making like a band and making people like go see your band that rule

01:21:18 Yeah, yeah, like I would do that if I had his money. Well, that's like Corey Feldman, right? He's back

01:21:22 But he's back with a band now

01:21:24 I think it's cool when you get rich and successful and then you just want to have a band, right?

01:21:28 Yeah, we start a band. Sure. Yeah, do it. He has a band actually now that you say like, yeah

01:21:33 That's kind of what I do. Yeah, come what you have to come watch my band

01:21:36 But yeah, I would just like it's like when a owner buys a team. It's like I just fucking coach the team, too

01:21:42 Yeah

01:21:42 Well, what do you do after that point when you own like I saw the woman that owns the Kings or as a partner in

01:21:47 The Kings she gave the Pope

01:21:49 Kings Jersey. Yeah, that's cool. That the Pope is probably like thank you

01:21:52 The Pope probably has a closet filled with the stupidest sure

01:21:54 Yeah, but I just think Jersey's is so funny at one night when he takes off the robe

01:21:58 He's sitting there and he's like, maybe I put on the jersey. Yeah pros on the Sacramento

01:22:03 He's pretty good. He's doing like he's zero stepping

01:22:07 Alright well everyone check out Santino when he's on the road his new movie out bad friends podcast

01:22:20 I get I got a last question. Yeah, so I saw the video that you with Bobby out Bobby a 12

01:22:24 How do you say your name? Oh, yeah, Bobby all talk all talk. It was very funny. So fun while you were shooting it

01:22:30 we're like this is

01:22:32 Exactly the right way that I was hoping it was gonna go because he's she's used to making people feel uncomfortable

01:22:37 Yeah, you made her feel uncomfortable. Well because it was like I just

01:22:40 Hi, I don't even know how to explain it. But they wanted me to like do teacher stand-up

01:22:46 That was the bit and then I said no and then the producer was like, well, what do you want to do?

01:22:50 And I was like, I want to go go. I like golf if I'm not working. I want to play golf

01:22:54 So I was like, let's play golf at least I can go hit balls and because my days are so stacked

01:22:59 I'm like it'd be nice to just go hit balls and then she can do an interview like that if you want it somewhere

01:23:02 so they made a few phone calls and we went to the range and

01:23:05 I was there like 40 minutes before her because she was late. So immediately when she was late as I was hitting balls, I thought I

01:23:13 Got I'm gonna puppeteer this whole interview. Like I'm just gonna I'm gonna drive this entire thing

01:23:18 I just was making up my mind as I was hitting balls

01:23:20 I didn't think about it before then until that she was late and when she showed up late and I started giving her shit about

01:23:24 it her response

01:23:26 Immediately put me in gear. It was like I didn't really do it

01:23:30 The universe was like, yeah how this has to go because I just as I thought about

01:23:34 Controlling the interview just to give her shit. She played into it. Very well. She played into it enough where I

01:23:41 Couldn't stop. I like I started I started that once I started I was like, oh dude, I'm gonna this is what I'm gonna do

01:23:46 The whole time it was so good. It was so fun to do man

01:23:48 We're trying to do something else because I think you know

01:23:51 It's an interesting play the way she does it. Yeah, she did a good job and she was mean to Bobby Lee

01:23:57 Yeah, I saw that tennis

01:23:59 So I said I'm gonna get her back a little bit like I have to go there and defend

01:24:03 You for her even though I talked shit about him to her

01:24:07 Yeah, I still was like, you know, just fucking with her a little bit

01:24:09 I felt like it was the necessary thing the stand up for our partners. Yeah

01:24:13 Did you see the the one comment afterwards and maybe laughs so hard there was?

01:24:17 You said the funniest bit was when you were talking about your assistants and you're like I pay my the woman assistant less

01:24:22 Yeah, she's way better

01:24:24 But I pay her less because you have to someone commented they're like if women get paid less they should have to pay less taxes

01:24:30 No, I didn't someone responded. They're like, yeah, that's how taxes work

01:24:36 By the way, it's just the IRS commenting it's an IRS bot

01:24:39 I was so fucking fun. Yeah, that was that was awesome. We're gonna we'll figure some other stuff

01:24:46 I just want to make more a golf content fun stuff because to bring more fun to golf because of

01:24:52 People we perception we have an idea that we've been floating around with that. You might want to yeah with us. We're going to

01:24:57 All me PFT and Hank are gonna eat and ate the mushrooms

01:25:01 And then we'll have someone dressed as toad in the foursome and we'll just see how it goes

01:25:07 Oh, it's a big idea. You don't want to eat the mushrooms. You could be - no, I'd be down for the mushroom

01:25:11 Okay, all right. I'm more down for the mushrooms in golf than I am for toad

01:25:14 Yeah, but I do think but just watching it just unwrapped. I like that

01:25:18 I think to throw a wrench in that you should have a lot of characters from

01:25:22 Yeah, I think that's what we're saying initially was like we all get dressed up the caddies all get dressed up

01:25:29 You're somebody in the Mario universe. So I actually agree with this even more

01:25:32 I'll I would love to do if all of us played a Mario character. Yeah

01:25:35 Yeah, that would be more fun if we're all somebody because then you're gonna embody the character. Yeah

01:25:40 Wario playing cards here in I'm in got you attached. I'll do it. That sounds red. All right. Thanks so much. Thank you boys

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01:26:50 Okay, fire fest of the week. I want to hear from memes to fire fest

01:26:57 Yeah, yeah

01:26:58 Struggling you know what memes aren't you start with your fire fest so we did the 24 pancake challenge

01:27:03 Memes you were the big loser by the way. I was thinking about this morning

01:27:08 It dawned on me that we had the joke like no one cares about your fantasy team

01:27:12 And then we had dingers only which was a lot of fun, and then we're like let's just do all of them

01:27:16 I don't know if we want to do pancakes next year. I don't really know I don't even know who was on my team

01:27:22 I think you got to pick one guy was untrackable. It was untrackable

01:27:24 I think we played ourselves with this pancake League's I was like wait can I even name one guy on my team?

01:27:30 Yeah, I picked all tackles. Yeah, I think I think Jake had the right idea which was draft

01:27:34 Just people that we know from the show yeah, and but I think we do one person one person one person pancake League

01:27:39 Just just get all the pancakes all right so memes you I left

01:27:44 Like 1130 you had like seven pancakes left or hours

01:27:49 How did the rest of the night go you just kept on saying there's no room?

01:27:53 There's no room when we tried to get you to eat

01:27:55 Yeah, so there was no more room left and then 12 15 hit I took a big bite

01:28:02 Threw up Oh

01:28:05 And made room made room and then finished the last two did you throw up on the livestream?

01:28:09 No, I had to run to the bathroom. Oh, I told you you could pull trig at that point

01:28:13 Yeah, he kept getting up and everyone was like don't don't want to puke. I was like I want to go home

01:28:18 Yeah, yeah, I think that was fair the the

01:28:22 Eating challenges are always the same. It's always like in your head

01:28:26 You're like that's not that hard and then the minute you get into it

01:28:28 You're like this fucking sucks memes treated the same way he treated the stand-up thing which he was just like it's gonna be fine

01:28:35 Yeah, but then he got there. There was no plan of attack

01:28:37 He ate what seven pancakes hit a wall make a wall mega wall hit eight

01:28:42 I mean, I do you want me to do a eating competition to prepare for next time like yeah?

01:28:47 There is really no preparing for it

01:28:49 It's more the only preparation the only preparation is to say this is gonna suck and not I'm gonna eat it in three and a

01:28:54 Half hours, and I'm gonna go

01:28:56 Hamburger mode and dominate yeah, I think he also might have drank

01:28:59 400 bottles of water oh yeah, cuz it did me I was calling the water boy

01:29:05 Do I think the preparation next time is just getting mentally tough read the art of walls the it was a banana that was he

01:29:13 Kept just being like the banana banana banana. It did everything you is you and strawberries?

01:29:18 Yeah, you fucked him with the straw I think the strawberries were delicious. Oh, I think it was really good

01:29:22 He was trying everything yeah, trying to get our boy. You know back

01:29:25 I was willing to baby bird it I at the end

01:29:28 I was willing to chew it and then spit it into your mouth that would help because I was I was sick of just sitting

01:29:32 There watching memes being like come on memes do something

01:29:36 It's also tough when you're watching like as you know

01:29:38 I'm sure the viewers feel the same way when you're watching someone with just one little pain yeah

01:29:43 You're like easy. Yeah, just eat it eat it. Yeah, but we were on the inside

01:29:47 You're like it you can't like I wanted my body's gonna explode just eat it

01:29:51 We're doing the hockey fans eat like what did you say it says shoot it? We were just like yeah, come on

01:29:56 It's right there. Just eat it mind over batter. You can do this me

01:29:59 We were yeah, we were we were sitting on the couch being like I never would have fumbled that ball no easy

01:30:03 So we what's right onto the ball just eat it me. What are you doing memes?

01:30:06 Did you think about eating it? I did think about eating it the only regret was stop initially stopping after the eight yeah

01:30:13 Yeah, that was tough so yeah

01:30:15 I I like the like it was funny content because especially because we had max freaking out next to him while memes is in hell

01:30:21 But I do think we for future fantasy leagues. We have to do it where we can actually track it and care about it

01:30:29 Yeah, that was our mistake the pancakes

01:30:32 We had no idea who won how they were winning the updates were just like okay Jake did a great job updating

01:30:38 But it was like okay. We got I got six this week, okay, so a couple a couple other ones

01:30:42 We could do touchdowns touchdowns that's easy to track so easy just on punt yards

01:30:48 Just everyone gets a punter

01:30:51 An injury league you draft one guy that you think's gonna get injured

01:30:54 We also already have a competition during football season. That's true. Yeah, good point and we bet every Sunday

01:31:00 So there's really I don't need to do it. We don't need to replace this with anything

01:31:04 Yeah

01:31:05 Like I think dingers only was it was an idea that's gonna last because that idea is we want to learn more baseball

01:31:11 Players and we don't have anything really going on during the summer so that one counts, but yeah, I agree

01:31:17 the

01:31:19 it is

01:31:20 pancakes only might be

01:31:22 Might be a thing of the past

01:31:24 Hey stand up and sit up Hank

01:31:27 firefests yeah, I

01:31:30 - firefest both both minor nothing crazy. What'd you do with your tree I?

01:31:35 Stored it in a closet. I made some space. Oh, so you did have space

01:31:39 Yeah, you as you were kind of saying that to me like kind of a light bulb went off

01:31:43 I had to move some things around so I but it was good. It was a very I

01:31:47 Had been putting off basically completing my move into my condo which I moved into in June

01:31:52 I got 80 85% in and then I was like I'm good

01:31:56 Mm-hmm, and then I was like, you know, eventually I'll finish this off and finally I moved the tree and then I was like

01:32:01 I'm doing it. I ordered some stuff. I ordered a chair different rug

01:32:05 Ordered those to my old apartment in Hoboken. I realized today

01:32:09 and

01:32:11 Then I lost the remote for my TV in my bedroom somewhere. Oh, you're so two nights in a row. I've just been like

01:32:17 Where the fuck is this thing?

01:32:20 Where the fuck is it's funny to think that like Hank might have a lady friend over at the apartment

01:32:24 She's like looking for towels looking to use a shower and then she opens up a closet and a tree just falls on her

01:32:29 Different different closets, but yeah of all the fire fest losing your remote might be number one

01:32:35 Yeah, like that is it's just you feel so helpless and you're like I can't what am I gonna do?

01:32:41 You need to get it. You need get on I have all my TVs on on an app now on my phone

01:32:45 Yeah, it's like one TV. You think it's easy and like sometimes, you know

01:32:48 I'll just put on like a golf it or something fall asleep and and then but you know last night

01:32:53 I got back at 2:30 and I was like, I'll just fall asleep

01:32:56 But then once you don't have the remote you're like, oh I could just watch this and I fall asleep

01:33:00 Yeah, then I was up to like four. It's brutal stuff. That's brutal. You know, what else is brutal?

01:33:05 I'm going through this right now. My remote is out of batteries and then I'm just that one's easy

01:33:10 Yeah, I'm just too lazy to look for batteries and then you do the thing

01:33:13 I've done the thing where I Xbox controller nearby

01:33:16 I don't but you take the batteries out and then you like rub them in your oh, yeah real quick

01:33:19 Well, I sat on batteries like an a the other night

01:33:22 I was like like a bird it worked warm up the battery you put it back in it works again

01:33:26 So until I've I've lost all recourse like trying to MacGyver my way into having electricity

01:33:31 I'm gonna stay downstairs. I'm gonna watch TV and then once all other options have failed then I'll go upstairs

01:33:36 Find the batteries and now new remote. Yeah, I love this TV. You could put on your head. Oh

01:33:40 No, that's in the office right here. I'm taking that back. Yeah, I'm the same thing

01:33:45 I just keep putting I just keep put it going back and forth between my TV remote and my Xbox controller

01:33:50 Oh, yeah

01:33:51 And it's the it is the most infuriating thing ever it is because whenever I want to do the other thing the remote is never

01:33:57 In there and it's yeah

01:33:58 It's also extra infuriating when you realize that we live in

01:34:01 2024 and if you just went on Amazon you could have batteries in like four hours you got batteries to last your life

01:34:08 Yeah, I could it's so easy

01:34:10 You can order so many batteries on Amazon that you would get put on like a terrorism watch list, right?

01:34:14 And it's very easy to do but until I there's also something nice

01:34:19 I feel like I've gone out and like hunted for my own dinner when I'm able to like restore electricity to the battery real quick

01:34:24 yeah, I'm out of the bat I'm out of the

01:34:26 like not having battery game just because with all the

01:34:29 Toys for kids. We just have a drawer that has like 300 batteries. Yeah, you know what up max remind me tomorrow morning

01:34:37 I'll bring in some batteries for you the battery to solve it easy

01:34:39 Okay. Yeah, I literally live above a grocery store that has a million batteries. I

01:34:44 Bring them in for you

01:34:48 No problem. Okay PFT your fire fest. Yeah my fire fest the week

01:34:52 This is a this is a weird one

01:34:53 But I've got a car filled with your mirror yogurt bobbleheads that I'm gonna get rid of so anybody out there is interested in getting

01:34:59 Some I'll take one. Yeah one. This is a yeah, okay 500 bucks

01:35:03 What what's the catch here? There's no catch. There was a truck that got hijacked today

01:35:08 So all the commemorative Yamir yogurt bobbleheads the Pittsburgh Penguins were having your mirror yogurt bobblehead night tonight for everybody that bought a ticket

01:35:17 You're gonna get a bobblehead and the truck got hijacked

01:35:20 and so somebody is holding these bobbleheads high or I actually think I

01:35:24 Allowed myself to wander a little bit on this one. I

01:35:28 Don't think the bobbleheads existed. I think maybe I think that maybe

01:35:33 There were no bobbleheads and the Penguins are like fuck. It's bobblehead night. We forgot to order these things got to order

01:35:39 Yeah, it's Jesse Smollett. Yeah, Jesse Smollett bobblehead night. Yeah, and they're like, well, we don't have oh, yeah the cops

01:35:45 We call the cops are looking into it right now. Yeah find those bobbleheads

01:35:49 So if they were real because I like your theory

01:35:51 But if they were real I saw a lot of people saying imagine the guy

01:35:55 Who goes and hijacks a truck and thinking he's getting a bunch of TVs. It's a bunch of bobbleheads. I completely disagree

01:36:00 Yeah, bobbleheads are commemorative bobbleheads are pricey these days people love that shit

01:36:06 I think that was a targeted truck to hijack thousand percent. Yeah, when he just described it

01:36:11 That wasn't like a coin. No, that was a that was a Pittsburgh superfan

01:36:15 Trying to recreate the town. Yeah, it's the - yes, it's the time. Yeah

01:36:19 It's like - it's like two yinzers parked underneath underneath the Heinz field with with just a truck - like who's got we taking?

01:36:27 Yeah, and they just got it in the end. Those will go for a lot of money

01:36:31 I think I saw a couple on eBay already. Yeah, so yeah. Yeah, they were on eBay for like 300 bucks

01:36:37 Yeah, that's not listen if these are fucking stolen bobbleheads that price should be three thousand

01:36:41 Yeah, like I gotta make a lot of money off this it actually it makes me want to buy one more knowing that it's stolen

01:36:47 Yeah, I stolen yamere. Yager bobblehead is something that I lust for. Can you imagine if they did?

01:36:52 Instead of a bobblehead it was just a bobble mullet and just the mullet part of his hair bobbled back and forth blown in the

01:36:58 Wind that would be cool. That'd be sick. That's what it is

01:37:00 Yeah, if they are real I would we should we should purchase one. Yes agreed

01:37:04 So if you're a listener and chances are I think probably the person that would hijack a truck of your miryagra bobbleheads is probably an AWL

01:37:11 might even be the dude who's like I'll

01:37:14 Hijack this truck and I'll offer to the guys. I'll get an internship

01:37:18 Yeah, you a free internship and let me say this if you can produce a thousand yamere yager bobbleheads

01:37:24 We will give you an internship. So if you can give us one of them, we'll know no

01:37:27 We'll bring in for an interview

01:37:30 No, because that could be a lot of people could find it and buy one

01:37:34 We need a thousand if you're but if you're the guy that did it

01:37:38 Yeah, then you should be able to produce a thousand true. Yeah easy easy

01:37:43 Okay, maybe even a picture of all of them and then we will definitely not the picture. No, we'll start the conversation

01:37:50 This is a conversation if you can get us the picture

01:37:54 We will not you not get a job or an interview if you get the picture we start the conversation like

01:38:00 Damn, that's a lot of bobbleheads. Boom conversation over

01:38:03 I want to I want a picture of a thousand bobbleheads next to today's Pittsburgh Sun Times newspaper. Yep proof of life for these

01:38:10 Okay

01:38:12 My fire first before we do fire fest part of my cheesesteak is delivery and pickup only restaurants brand bringing your craveable cheesesteaks and loaded

01:38:20 Fries, we're now live in all 50 states across 1500 locations order now a part of my cheesesteak comm also available on uber eats

01:38:27 grubhub door - we had to talk really quickly about the

01:38:30 Africa Bowl and

01:38:33 The part of my cheesesteak getting put on everyone's helmet the sticker. Shut up Billy. Shut out Donny. That was incredible

01:38:39 It was last chance Uganda is a great series

01:38:42 It's it's some of the most compelling stuff I've ever seen and credit to Donny because everything that he does is awesome

01:38:47 But Billy was really the perfect person to bring on for this and there's if you haven't seen the clip yet

01:38:52 There's an all-time clip of Billy in the aftermath. Let's just say Pete Prisco would not be happy with Billy

01:38:58 Yes, and the way that he reacted to losing a football game

01:39:00 Yes, all Donny's series are great

01:39:03 And he always finds like the side characters and random people that are you know become the stars of the video

01:39:07 so that was kind of Billy in this one and as

01:39:10 I saw the clip of that PFT stock about beforehand. It's unbelievable and

01:39:15 Then I watched the whole video and there's like 20 other moments from Billy in the video that are just jaw-dropping

01:39:22 I don't even know how to describe it. He was

01:39:24 He was like roid raging on the sidelines

01:39:28 Yelling at the refs yelling at Donny like the crowd was laughing at him. They didn't know what was going on

01:39:33 It's other passion scared of him Hank. He was passionate cared about the guys. No, it was great

01:39:37 It was it was it was Billy Billy in his prime prime form. He gave a great pump-up speech. Yeah

01:39:43 Yeah, so shout out part of my cheesesteak and Billy and Donny the part of my cheesesteak Africa Bowl

01:39:49 But yeah, I was watching it just as a fan that I for you know, obviously I knew the part my cheesesteak

01:39:52 But I got sucked up in it and they're like, alright

01:39:54 We got we got ready and then the boys started they started decaling all their helmets and cleats with part of my cheesesteak stickers

01:40:01 Yeah, a very surreal funny moment the part of my cheesesteak sticker on the cleat

01:40:05 It was my cause my cleats, but just for a part of my cheesesteak. Yeah, it was it was incredible

01:40:09 It was awesome watch I asked Billy about about the clip of him crying yesterday

01:40:13 I asked him if he wanted to like get in front of it

01:40:15 If there's any things that he'd like to comment some

01:40:17 So to some additional context that he'd like to add to the clip and he thought about it and he started crying again

01:40:23 Thinking about the loss. Well, he cried he cried in the postgame interview

01:40:26 Yeah, like they were in which I like I came and he was like, yeah, listen you can

01:40:29 You can you can like Billy's got his detractors out there for sure. He's got some people that love him, too

01:40:34 I personally love Billy but

01:40:36 There's no better Billy than when he actually cares about something else and he actually deeply deeply cared about this game

01:40:43 Yes, he ended up making great content out of it. Yes, he's amazing. He did. Okay, my fire fest is

01:40:48 This is the first st

01:40:50 Patrick's Day that I'm back in Chicago since I retired from st. Patrick's Day and I have the most FOMO possible

01:40:57 You can just go out

01:40:59 Come out on the river I

01:41:01 want to but I just can't because then it's just it's the it's the it's

01:41:05 The time lost getting drunk because I know I won't be able to stop myself

01:41:08 And I there's games on and then you know, what do you say early dream?

01:41:13 I'm gonna throw a weird weird idea out there big cat

01:41:16 There and end up doing drugs. There's this place that has sports and beer and it's called a sports bar where you can do both

01:41:24 Yeah, I know. I know but that's that's how it's not though. I can't why I know I could watch games somewhere

01:41:29 It's the fact that if I if I was like, I'm going out for st. Patrick's Day. There's

01:41:33 There's no stopping that sounds like the only stopping is not going out and I have FOMO because I used to love going out on

01:41:40 St. Patrick's Day in Chicago is the best. I don't believe it is the best

01:41:44 Also, I planned out my entire Saturday

01:41:46 Yeah, no

01:41:47 I'm gonna hit the river early and then I'm gonna go to like two bars and then I'm gonna go back to my house at

01:41:52 Like 2:30 in the afternoon order way too much food. Yeah my house and I'm gonna watch basketball. It's the best

01:41:57 Yeah, just do like house parties in the morning bars in the afternoon fucking best

01:42:02 also, it's just March and I just forgot because we you know, we stream all of

01:42:07 NFL and it's fun and it's good vibe March is war. It's war

01:42:12 It's just such a different feel to it than NFL's Sunday streams

01:42:16 We will be streaming all the games so you can watch us basically non-stop the next three weeks

01:42:22 But I just forgot we did we did the pancake stream and Wednesday night with the hoops and I just forgot that it's like I mean

01:42:29 Max had some moments where I thought he was gonna kill himself or

01:42:32 Possibly quit I had some moments where I was very upset

01:42:36 So it's just a reminder that if you're watching us just remember that anything that's said between the white lines

01:42:42 We don't count Max was apologizing to us after like dude, you don't to apologize like immediately after this

01:42:47 This is what this is a totally different beast March there there March brings out the worst in everyone in the moment

01:42:54 Once the games over there's no apologies necessary. We say shit. We don't think

01:42:59 Believe we just we react my favorite was right after the Villanova game Max

01:43:03 Just put his hand out and started shaking everyone's hand in the room apologizing. Yeah, like the second the whistle blew

01:43:08 It's like Max we this is not our first time watching you watch sports

01:43:11 Yeah, and yeah, you left the room for a little bit and he turned to me and hey, he goes respectfully respectfully

01:43:16 Like the most aggressive respectfully everything respectfully. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this tonight respectfully

01:43:24 He stole my phone and then you came in PFT and you're like who?

01:43:27 Antagonized max to get him to this point and then max just turned he's like fuck you PFT. I was like PFT

01:43:34 You see it's not no one's doing anything. It's literally just he exists and we exist in the same room as Max Max looked at me

01:43:40 He's like

01:43:41 Why are you standing up? Yeah, I was like, I just came back in the room

01:43:44 I just walked into the room max. So but it's it's fun. So to go back to where you came from at one point

01:43:49 Yeah, they are they are my favorite streams

01:43:51 They are they produce just hilarious moments and I just want I want to give a disclaimer to everyone watching

01:43:57 That if you're like, oh these guys are assholes or mean to each other

01:44:00 Yes, that might be true. But just know it's not actually deeper than that. It's literally in the moment

01:44:06 You know what? I love about March is it's it's like a series with all the different teams that you find yourself rooting for or getting

01:44:12 I don't want to say falling in love with it's more like you have a bunch of one-night stands

01:44:15 With a bunch of different teams that you deeply care about for like two hours

01:44:20 Yeah, and then you just move on to the next one

01:44:22 But a really special game in March will have you thinking about that one team and it'll make like a lasting memory for you

01:44:27 Yeah, jelly walk. Remember when I rooted so hard for Marquise Noel

01:44:31 Yeah, and and the best part is to to further that analogy

01:44:35 You'll like have an incredible one-night stand with the team and then the next day you'll bet him again and they suck and you'll be

01:44:41 Like what like it's like almost turning on the lights. You're like, what did I just do? Yeah. Yeah

01:44:46 Like we bet on Missouri first half yesterday. It looked like they didn't know how to play basketball

01:44:50 I wish that there was a plan B for me watching that game. Yeah, or you just flush it out

01:44:54 And that was a tough one. I rode with you. That was that was a quintessential Wednesday night

01:44:59 Conference championship week we're betting just cuz it's on TV. It's fine realizing these teams are just the worst teams in the country

01:45:06 Yeah, they have not won it in Missouri finish the season about winning a conference game

01:45:10 Yeah, but they almost got that 33 and a half. All right, Jake finishes off

01:45:13 Yeah, also very excited the next few weeks best time of the year. Yep

01:45:16 When I was in Florida for the golf tournament, I went to the wrong hotel. Oh, oh

01:45:22 You mincied it kind of that they they sent an updated email saying they changed hotel reservations for us and I missed that email

01:45:31 So but it's alright learning experience. So when when you showed up were they just like this

01:45:37 Just don't exist. Oh, that's brutal. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. It's March

01:45:43 That's tough. Yeah, we'll be okay. Keep telling myself that it's March Max. We're taping this fire fest in the morning

01:45:49 Do you want to live leave a little nugget for the Villanova game?

01:45:53 We'll obviously talk about it at the start of the show

01:45:55 So you already heard what happened?

01:45:56 But let me just get your confidence level and maybe a prediction right now so that we can go back and laugh

01:46:01 I was a no it was a disappointing year the dis. Oh, it's over. Yes, Wow

01:46:07 Didn't show up didn't show up in the garden. It's a place where we have excelled so many times in the past now

01:46:14 I'm rooting for Villanova. So we can be like max never believed max is you know what though max is slowly learning

01:46:20 Yeah, slowly slowly, but he forgets it pretty quickly. Yeah, he said last night afterwards. He's like

01:46:25 Tomorrow like talking about Marquette verse Villanova. He's like I'm not gonna get angry

01:46:30 Low expectations low pain. That's what I keep telling myself. Okay. Yes. See what happens. It's gonna be a - Mark Henry be yelling

01:46:37 Yeah, I feel you will have a salted Rico. Yeah, that's every the Rico factor. Yeah real real problem

01:46:43 Rico has reached the point where like it's rent-free now max. Yeah Rico's rent-free in your head

01:46:47 It just bothers me that like he just had your head is an open house. No what you say max is correct

01:46:54 It does bother me as well because he just has a max's head as a

01:46:57 He roots for every team, but it's your team that he's rooting against for no reason

01:47:02 It does it irritate and he told just actually be out of it a Twitter video out on this week

01:47:07 I did I go kind of owns this whole podcast. He does listen Rico's a he's a

01:47:12 Content machine and he's a he's a guy that either lover you hate sometimes powerful phone in Northeast like it's one thing

01:47:20 It's if like me and PFT are going at it about like the right commanders like right those are our teams

01:47:25 but the fact that I Rico you if you were to look at our text messages, it's only

01:47:32 Arizona Diamondbacks against the Phillies like he's a die-hard diamond. You can't yeah, you can't like I

01:47:38 Why I never feel bad about like needling you during bad games for your teams is because I've been in that seat many many times

01:47:46 game seven of the World Series Cubs

01:47:48 Indians Dave came dressed up as Steve Bartman. Oh

01:47:52 No, he had game six. He was Steve Bartman game seven. He was he had a full Indians uniform

01:47:57 So it's like I wouldn't do it if I hadn't been there Rico's not been in there

01:48:00 He doesn't have a team is every team. Yeah. No. Yes. Yes. Yeah, he doesn't care about anything

01:48:07 You call the phone numbers. Okay, Rico's definitely jacking off to this. Yeah, this we just did everything for him. All right numbers

01:48:14 40

01:48:16 Okay. Oh, I'm gonna come. Oh, it's a great group of kids. Yeah

01:48:19 Max what's your number?

01:48:23 20. Oh, okay 18. We've max and I've been in a little war just eight going back and forth with our numbers

01:48:31 Aaron Rodgers has denied being a Sandy Hook truth, er, that's good

01:48:34 What was what was?

01:48:36 All right. So eight. What is you what's your number memes? I'm

01:48:39 Three, okay. I will take what was yoga you 68. I'll take 68

01:48:44 99 pug. Oh, there he is

01:48:55 For fuck

01:48:57 What got three three that really isn't not close not in any other number

01:49:04 No memes I was a girl in a dating app she matched with him and said hey, you don't have to match with me but pick

01:49:15 for

01:49:17 Yes

01:49:20 Life this could be the start of like the most beautiful relationship of all time memes. This could be the start of a

01:49:26 Script that PFT and I one day pitch to Hollywood that they laugh at and they're like no

01:49:31 Yeah, they stick a stick a dime. Are you guys somebody make it? Yeah. Okay. See everyone Monday. Love you guys

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