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00:00:46 The definition of love is the tense feeling of affection and concern toward another person.
00:00:55 You know, now, I've never actually been in love. And Lord knows I've tried.
00:01:03 No, that's not good. That's not good.
00:01:06 Um...
00:01:08 Seeing love happen for one of my closest friends has been just a beautiful thing.
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00:03:53 You look like the Little Mermaid.
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00:04:04 You know, now that there is a ring on my finger, I have to ask, what took you so long?
00:04:13 Hmm.
00:04:15 I'm serious.
00:04:17 I don't know. I guess just because it was against university policy.
00:04:21 Yeah, well, that's what it would work. That's what we do. It's a job.
00:04:24 And a job shouldn't get to determine how its employees live as long as it doesn't interfere with their work.
00:04:29 Well, they feel it does interfere. I mean, it makes sense.
00:04:32 Everything gets harder once emotions come into play, you know?
00:04:37 That's why we usually work alone.
00:04:40 Usually. But we knew the policy before we took the job.
00:04:44 We were just kids then. Things change. People change.
00:04:49 Yeah, but policy doesn't.
00:04:52 You know, you are the first partner I ever had.
00:04:58 And the last.
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00:05:25 This all just feels so surreal, you know?
00:05:29 I don't want it to end.
00:05:34 I hope it never has to end.
00:05:40 You know, I could really use a drink right about now.
00:05:45 I could always use a drink.
00:05:49 And a dance.
00:05:51 Oh, a dance.
00:05:53 I'm an awful dancer, you know.
00:05:55 Don't I know it.
00:05:56 Oh my God. She's a champagne queen here.
00:06:00 Someone, please, get me some more glass of champagne.
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00:06:06 I'll race you.
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00:07:18 This place hasn't changed a bit, has it?
00:07:20 Nope.
00:07:22 It still tastes awful.
00:07:24 Well, I don't know why you even ordered it.
00:07:26 You didn't even like it the last time.
00:07:29 Like that little umbrella?
00:07:38 Excuse me.
00:07:39 What can I get you guys?
00:07:40 What do you want? Margarita?
00:07:41 Yeah.
00:07:42 Two margaritas, rocks, with salt?
00:07:45 Definitely.
00:07:46 Two margaritas, rocks, with salt, please.
00:07:48 Two margaritas on the rocks.
00:07:50 Like everything's salty.
00:07:52 I'll just get some.
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00:08:10 Excuse me.
00:08:12 Sorry, we didn't mean to interrupt.
00:08:15 No, no, we're sorry.
00:08:18 We didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
00:08:23 Not even?
00:08:25 Is it that obvious?
00:08:28 He and I used to be in love like that once.
00:08:31 Say once?
00:08:32 Yeah.
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00:08:34 Well, it does get better.
00:08:36 Trust me, we should know.
00:08:38 We got married 20 years ago today.
00:08:41 Oh, well, happy anniversary, then.
00:08:44 Nothing to say.
00:08:45 It hasn't been a long road.
00:08:47 Not anything that's worth the drive there is, yeah?
00:08:50 That is true.
00:08:52 How long are you on Puerto Rico?
00:08:54 Oh, it's our last day tomorrow, unfortunately.
00:08:57 Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:59 Back to reality, huh?
00:09:00 Yeah, back to reality.
00:09:03 It's been paradise, of course, no doubt.
00:09:06 It's been great so far, but somehow we have managed to not get any fresh sequins since we've been here.
00:09:12 Well, ours here is excellent.
00:09:14 We catch it fresh out of the water right back there daily.
00:09:17 Oh, well, what it means is he hasn't had a chance of catching himself yet.
00:09:22 He likes to pretend he knows how to fish.
00:09:25 Well, I know how to fish.
00:09:27 Only thing is we don't fish like a Mary Lillian, do we?
00:09:30 Brilliant water, beautiful views, the thrill of the chase, you know?
00:09:34 That is a perfect holiday.
00:09:37 And I have been fishing since I was a little lad.
00:09:40 Oh, he always liked to fish, too, but I always found it incredibly boring.
00:09:44 I'd rather sew, and I hate sewing.
00:09:48 Well, if you're looking to do the fishing yourself, I'd recommend going down the harbor and renting a boat.
00:09:53 Just go down there and ask around, and somebody will be willing to take you home.
00:09:58 Thank you.
00:09:59 I'd do that if I'm allowed.
00:10:02 You're allowed to.
00:10:04 No, I mean if we have enough time or something.
00:10:08 I'll tell you what, little birds, these two old birds got to get back to the nest right now.
00:10:13 We're taking care of your drinks.
00:10:15 Oh, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:10:17 My pleasure.
00:10:19 Enjoy the rest of your time here now, all right?
00:10:22 Thank you.
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00:10:28 Maybe you'll catch some fish.
00:10:30 We will.
00:10:36 You know that could be us one day.
00:10:39 Yeah, well, we've managed to survive this long.
00:10:42 What's another 20 years, huh?
00:10:46 One day at a time, right?
00:10:52 Yeah, I love what I do.
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00:11:24 [phone ringing]
00:11:35 Where are you?
00:11:38 Now, just tell me you're all right, okay?
00:11:42 I can hear you breathing the sounds of the car, but I'm worried about you.
00:11:48 I can't go through with it.
00:11:50 I'm sorry, I thought I could, but--
00:11:53 Listen, whatever I've done, I'll fix it, okay?
00:11:56 Just don't--
00:11:57 It's what we've done.
00:11:59 What we can't do.
00:12:02 Come on, hun, I love you.
00:12:04 We can do anything together.
00:12:05 You and me, we already have.
00:12:10 I love you, too.
00:12:14 But I want out.
00:12:17 I want out of all of it.
00:12:20 Now, you know better than anybody that's not possible.
00:12:25 Just come back now, and we can still fix this.
00:12:29 We'll fix all of this.
00:12:31 No.
00:12:33 We can't.
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00:14:09 Hi, Dad.
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00:16:29 This is paradise.
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00:17:41 What have you done?
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00:18:25 [phone ringing]
00:18:27 Hello?
00:18:29 Well, we found your runaway bride.
00:18:31 You were right. She's here.
00:18:33 Right where you said she'd be.
00:18:35 Her car is parked right up front.
00:18:37 I didn't even know about the damn place.
00:18:39 It's just where Mom said she might end up.
00:18:41 Just try and hold her there until I get there.
00:18:43 The university already knows about what happened.
00:18:46 You thought they wouldn't?
00:18:48 I mean, jeez.
00:18:50 Half the staff was at that church tonight.
00:18:52 Yeah, well, I'm going to try and talk to the dean before they find out the rest.
00:18:55 You sure about that?
00:18:57 I mean, they've been bending over backwards for you to--
00:18:59 I just--I don't know. I don't see any way of coming back tonight.
00:19:03 She wants what she really wants, you know?
00:19:05 Just do what I ask for now, all right?
00:19:07 It's my wedding night, for Christ's sake.
00:19:10 You're supposed to be my best man.
00:19:13 I just want to talk to her first.
00:19:16 Whatever you say, Chief.
00:19:18 I'll be there as soon as I can.
00:19:39 So, he just, uh, he wants us to keep her here.
00:19:43 For now.
00:19:45 He thinks he's going to get her back?
00:19:50 Yeah, well, you know, our boy, he's in love.
00:19:52 What can I say?
00:19:54 And love makes you do some crazy things.
00:19:57 You know, the definition of love is an intense feeling of affection.
00:20:03 The definition of love?
00:20:05 Is that from your best man speech?
00:20:07 You're not going to torture us with that shit again, are you?
00:20:10 You know, being somebody's best man is a job I take very seriously.
00:20:19 And I worked my fucking ass off on that thing, so, yeah.
00:20:23 This is bullshit. You two are arguing about a speech.
00:20:26 We're chasing after her.
00:20:29 Love is a liability.
00:20:33 Love comes around and you finally found an excuse.
00:20:38 Speaking of love, I got a match.
00:20:45 She's hot, too.
00:20:47 I'm going to marry this one.
00:20:49 Guys, we need to focus. Focus.
00:20:55 We got a bridezilla killer on the loose.
00:20:58 Somewhere around here.
00:21:02 Women.
00:21:04 Can't live with them. Can't kill them.
00:21:07 Right. And nobody does.
00:21:09 Are we clear on that?
00:21:11 It is a containment mission.
00:21:14 Remember, we know her.
00:21:16 She's supposed to be our friend.
00:21:18 I haven't forgotten. I thought we were going to her wedding tonight.
00:21:21 Hmm. Well, things change.
00:21:24 Honestly, I always thought our boy could do better.
00:21:28 Where the hell is Big Sexy? Has anyone seen Big Sexy?
00:21:32 All right.
00:21:34 [knocking]
00:21:40 Honey, I'm home.
00:21:42 Love comes along and old heartache is gone in a glimmer.
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00:21:51 [sizzling]
00:21:53 All right. I'm going to have you three meet up with Big Sexy.
00:22:03 Check that side of the house. You two, check that side.
00:22:06 I'm going to get away here.
00:22:08 If you can, just try to flush her out.
00:22:11 Let's go. Move, move, move.
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00:22:16 [growling]
00:22:18 Why don't you just kick in the goddamn doors?
00:22:20 Look at us. We are gentlemen, all right?
00:22:23 We want to keep this shit as peaceful as possible.
00:22:25 Kicking the fucking door in doesn't exactly fit the bill.
00:22:29 Unfortunately.
00:22:32 Toodles.
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00:22:40 [car door opening]
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00:22:46 Fuck says Toodles.
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00:22:50 [car engine]
00:22:52 Motherfucker taking this Batman shit too serious.
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00:23:01 We're going to go cover the basement doors and windows.
00:23:03 You two, take this entrance.
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00:23:08 [car engine]
00:23:10 Ludita made him, boss.
00:23:12 You know what? I don't think I like his talk.
00:23:15 No. I don't.
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00:23:20 [car door opening]
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00:23:24 [car door closing]
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00:23:30 [car door closing]
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00:23:34 I can't see shit.
00:23:36 The beamer, the music, the lights.
00:23:39 Oh, she's in there.
00:23:41 Come on.
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00:23:45 [car door opening]
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00:23:49 Man, this is some bullshit.
00:23:52 I should be ball-sleeping surprise baits right now instead of doing this shit.
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00:23:58 Blowing up right now.
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00:24:02 Yeah, the ladies love T-Bone.
00:24:04 T-Bone, put that phone on silence.
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00:24:08 Okay. Sorry.
00:24:10 Big Sexy.
00:24:12 Never asked you.
00:24:14 Who gave you the name Big Sexy?
00:24:17 I did.
00:24:19 I'm big and I'm sexy.
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00:24:25 Ah, yeah.
00:24:27 Out of the way, Mr. Sexy.
00:24:29 [music playing]
00:24:30 [knocking]
00:24:31 Come on.
00:24:33 [grunting]
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00:24:37 You cannot open the door without the key.
00:24:42 Let's go the other way.
00:24:43 All right.
00:24:44 Go ahead.
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00:24:48 [sighing]
00:24:50 [knocking]
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00:24:59 [grunting]
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00:25:14 [knocking]
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00:25:18 [sizzling]
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00:25:32 [knocking]
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00:26:04 Ah.
00:26:05 What are we going to do now, T-Bone?
00:26:07 What?
00:26:08 What's the plan, T-Bone?
00:26:10 [sighing]
00:26:11 We're friends, right?
00:26:12 Yeah, we're friends.
00:26:13 Can I be honest with you?
00:26:15 Yeah.
00:26:16 Why are you such a disappointment?
00:26:18 No, I'm serious.
00:26:19 Why are you such a disappointment?
00:26:21 We should already be in there.
00:26:22 Why aren't we in there?
00:26:24 Answer me, god damn it.
00:26:26 I don't know.
00:26:27 Let me think.
00:26:28 Let me think.
00:26:29 If one door doesn't open, the other one will.
00:26:34 Well, I'll--
00:26:35 Just follow my lead.
00:26:36 I'll show it to you.
00:26:39 Just show me the way.
00:26:40 All right.
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00:26:47 Are you going first?
00:26:49 Yeah.
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00:27:28 Open the god damn door.
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00:27:33 [knocking]
00:27:34 Would you please just open the door?
00:27:37 Yes?
00:27:38 [knocking]
00:27:39 Pretty please?
00:27:41 Sometimes these things just need a little bit of finesse,
00:27:43 all right?
00:27:44 Just follow my lead.
00:27:46 T-Bone will show you how it's done.
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00:27:59 Are you serious?
00:28:00 What the fuck just happened?
00:28:03 We had her.
00:28:04 [music playing]
00:28:08 Why did you just stand there?
00:28:10 Why did you just stand there?
00:28:12 You're supposed to have point.
00:28:14 I thought you had point.
00:28:16 No one is paying you to think.
00:28:17 Who the fuck is paying you to think?
00:28:20 No one is paying me for anything.
00:28:22 Shut up.
00:28:24 Shut up.
00:28:26 Nice hands.
00:28:28 He's like Russian massage.
00:28:32 After we catch her, I'm going to kill you.
00:28:35 I swear to god I will--
00:28:38 [grunts]
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00:33:08 Hey, Nulu here.
00:33:10 Hey.
00:33:12 Oh, hey.
00:33:14 We heard this was the best breakfast spot in Puerto Rico,
00:33:17 so we fill our bellies before we figure out this fishing situation.
00:33:21 Speaking of which, do you happen to know where we could rent or charter a boat,
00:33:26 like the bartender said last night?
00:33:28 For fishing.
00:33:33 Hmm.
00:33:34 Yeah, no, not really.
00:33:36 We're just passing through, like you all, and I really wouldn't know.
00:33:42 Hmm.
00:33:44 Hmm.
00:33:47 I'll tell you what, though.
00:33:50 Why don't you both come out with us today?
00:33:52 Spend the day with us on our boat.
00:33:55 Oh, no, we don't want to impose,
00:33:57 especially not if you guys are just here on vacation, too.
00:34:00 Yeah, I really appreciate it.
00:34:01 This is every day for us.
00:34:03 Come on, now.
00:34:05 Be nice. Stop me from cleaning the damn thing today.
00:34:08 Come on.
00:34:09 Of course. It'd be great to have some young blood around.
00:34:12 I mean, hardly ever have company.
00:34:15 Wait, you live on a boat?
00:34:17 On the water.
00:34:19 Wherever it takes us.
00:34:20 Nowhere, everywhere.
00:34:22 Always an adventure.
00:34:25 That's amazing.
00:34:27 Yeah.
00:34:29 You need a boat?
00:34:31 Then come on.
00:34:33 Let's go to the boat.
00:34:35 You need a boat, right? I got a boat.
00:34:38 How about it?
00:34:41 All right.
00:34:43 All right.
00:34:46 [panting]
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00:34:57 [clattering]
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00:35:10 [birds chirping]
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00:35:24 [engine revving]
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00:35:48 [clattering]
00:35:58 [grunting]
00:36:02 [panting]
00:36:04 [grunts]
00:36:12 What do you think you're doing here?
00:36:15 Just put down the knife.
00:36:18 I was hoping to have the night to figure it out a little more.
00:36:22 Looks like you already made your decision.
00:36:25 I'm working on it.
00:36:27 You know, he told us not to hurt you.
00:36:29 He told you not to hurt me?
00:36:33 [panting]
00:36:35 Oh, that's nice.
00:36:39 [grunting]
00:36:41 [clattering]
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00:36:52 [screams]
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00:37:56 [panting]
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00:38:42 No.
00:38:52 No.
00:38:55 No.
00:38:58 [groans]
00:39:00 [panting]
00:39:04 I just want to talk.
00:39:07 Well, it's too late for that.
00:39:09 [grunts]
00:39:11 [groans]
00:39:13 What the hell took you so long?
00:39:15 That was a terrible idea.
00:39:17 It froze my ass off.
00:39:19 It was your idea, man.
00:39:21 Next time, you're getting the refrigerator.
00:39:23 Next time, you're the distraction.
00:39:25 Shut up, bitch!
00:39:27 [grunts]
00:39:29 [coughs]
00:39:31 [grunts]
00:39:37 [grunts]
00:39:40 [grunts]
00:39:45 [grunts]
00:39:47 Fucking bitch!
00:39:49 [grunts]
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00:40:03 [grunts]
00:40:09 Now you're really the head of that bitch.
00:40:11 [grunts]
00:40:13 You wanna play? Let's play.
00:40:15 [grunts]
00:40:17 You killed my friend, you fucking bitch!
00:40:19 [grunts]
00:40:21 I'm gonna fucking saw your ass.
00:40:23 Hey, where you going?
00:40:25 Where you going? Don't you wanna play?
00:40:27 Let's play with the devil, huh?
00:40:29 [grunts]
00:40:31 Fucking shark!
00:40:33 [grunts]
00:40:35 Get up.
00:40:37 Get up, bitch.
00:40:39 Get the fuck off, pussycat.
00:40:41 You wanna play with the doge?
00:40:43 [barks]
00:40:45 Shut the fuck up!
00:40:47 Shut up!
00:40:49 I'll show you what made me
00:40:51 the best in the community.
00:40:53 Come on. Come on. Come on!
00:40:55 Oh, yeah, show me that leg.
00:40:57 Show me that leg. Come on!
00:40:59 I'm ready, pussycat.
00:41:01 Too bad. I really liked you.
00:41:03 Meow.
00:41:05 [grunts]
00:41:07 [grunts]
00:41:09 You bitch.
00:41:11 [sighs]
00:41:13 [beatboxing]
00:41:15 [humming]
00:41:17 [humming]
00:41:19 [beatboxing]
00:41:21 [humming]
00:41:23 [beatboxing]
00:41:25 [humming]
00:41:27 [beatboxing]
00:41:29 [humming]
00:41:31 [beatboxing]
00:41:33 [humming]
00:41:35 [beatboxing]
00:41:37 Wow, you are really taking this up to a whole
00:41:39 new level, baby.
00:41:41 I mean, it ain't making it harder than it has to be,
00:41:43 though, no?
00:41:45 We didn't come here to hurt you.
00:41:47 Oh, if you're so tough,
00:41:49 come and get me, you piece of shit.
00:41:51 Woo-wee!
00:41:53 [music playing]
00:41:55 ♪ Sit down on my knee ♪
00:41:57 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:41:59 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:42:01 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:42:03 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:42:05 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:42:07 ♪ Tell you a story ♪
00:42:09 ♪ That's been a long time ago ♪
00:42:11 ♪ Little pretty, pretty woman ♪
00:42:13 ♪ Little pretty, pretty woman ♪
00:42:15 ♪ Little pretty, pretty woman ♪
00:42:17 You know, up until a few hours ago,
00:42:19 we were all here to celebrate your wedding.
00:42:21 And I had one hell of a speech prepared.
00:42:23 Damn, I mean, it was supposed to be a magical
00:42:25 fucking evening, you know, surrounded by friends,
00:42:27 drinking, laughing,
00:42:29 me cutting a little rug.
00:42:31 You know, I was here for it, baby.
00:42:33 Where'd she go?
00:42:35 Upstairs.
00:42:37 Ooh, tired of this shit.
00:42:39 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not.
00:42:41 I'm not tired of this shit.
00:42:43 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not yet.
00:42:45 [ Chuckles ]
00:42:47 Not yet?
00:42:49 The game has changed, motherfucker.
00:42:51 Ooh.
00:42:53 It was her that threw the kill switch.
00:42:55 She drew the battle lines.
00:42:57 Okay, but, but what about our friends, right?
00:42:59 Oh, what about our friends?
00:43:01 They're gone.
00:43:03 Maybe you don't even give a shit about them,
00:43:05 but I still do, and we will drink to them,
00:43:07 for they will be missed.
00:43:09 Are you kidding me?
00:43:11 Do I look like I am kidding you right now, hmm?
00:43:15 You know, I'm starting to miss working alone.
00:43:19 Mm. You know, those are the two people
00:43:21 that we could actually talk to about what we do.
00:43:25 They should have the day off.
00:43:27 We should be enjoying ourselves tonight, okay?
00:43:30 So instead, we will give them a motherfucking toast.
00:43:34 Yeah?
00:43:36 Yeah.
00:43:38 Thank you.
00:43:40 [ Chuckles ]
00:43:42 ♪ You twirl your hair and glance my way ♪
00:43:46 ♪ I wander up, rob a lazadoo ♪
00:43:50 ♪ We go playing that lucky move ♪
00:43:53 Lucky? How?
00:43:55 Appropriate.
00:43:57 I mean, it ain't work if we're having fun, right?
00:44:01 Fun?
00:44:03 I'm sure as shit not having any fucking fun.
00:44:06 Oh, speak for yourself.
00:44:09 I mean, he is our friend, and he would do the same for us.
00:44:13 Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be drunk,
00:44:16 getting my groove on with one of the bridesmaids right now.
00:44:20 Mm. And whose fault is that?
00:44:25 ♪ I'm a lucky fortune ♪
00:44:27 Hmm?
00:44:29 [ Chuckles ]
00:44:31 ♪ I'm gonna kiss you on the lips ♪
00:44:36 ♪ We go playing that lucky again ♪
00:44:38 We train together.
00:44:41 Shared secrets.
00:44:43 God, man.
00:44:45 Love those guys.
00:44:47 They're like -- like brothers.
00:44:49 [ Sighs ]
00:44:51 You know, love, you know,
00:44:54 it's an intense feeling of affection and concern
00:44:59 toward another human being.
00:45:02 Me? I haven't been in love.
00:45:07 No.
00:45:09 Come on, man. Not this fucking speech again, please.
00:45:12 I am doing this to honor them.
00:45:17 [ Chuckles ]
00:45:19 They would want to hear it, okay?
00:45:24 But seeing love happen,
00:45:29 especially with one of your closest friends,
00:45:32 it is a beautiful thing.
00:45:35 It really is.
00:45:37 Now, when I was asked to give the best man speech,
00:45:41 I can't say I was surprised.
00:45:45 I mean, I killed a lot of people
00:45:48 to prove that I was the best, right?
00:45:52 I kid. I kid. I kid.
00:45:55 Oh, wow.
00:45:57 Seriously, though,
00:45:59 welcome to our joyous occasion.
00:46:04 In my name --
00:46:06 [ Knocking ]
00:46:08 Ooh.
00:46:13 All right, we'll finish this later.
00:46:16 To those that have fallen
00:46:18 and those that are still standing.
00:46:23 Hmm?
00:46:26 [ Glasses clinking ]
00:46:28 Cheers.
00:46:30 [ Engine revving ]
00:46:33 [ Laughter ]
00:46:35 I mean, that is one crazy story.
00:46:39 I can't believe you're all still together now.
00:46:43 Sounds like you guys had it even rougher than we did.
00:46:48 Yeah, well, what can I say?
00:46:51 A lot of people had to die for us to be together.
00:46:55 That sounds laggy.
00:46:57 Where'd you bury the bodies?
00:47:00 Backyard.
00:47:02 [ Laughter ]
00:47:04 Yeah, well, nobody really knows
00:47:06 what goes on behind closed doors, do they?
00:47:08 No.
00:47:10 They do not.
00:47:12 No, but seriously, he was crazy, and she deserved better.
00:47:16 Don't know that she got that, but here I am.
00:47:19 Hey, honey.
00:47:22 So what about you two?
00:47:24 How did you guys meet?
00:47:27 What?
00:47:29 Well, that's a long story.
00:47:32 I'll tell you what.
00:47:34 There were a lot of people who didn't want us together, neither.
00:47:38 Yeah?
00:47:39 That was a lot of years ago now, though.
00:47:41 Yeah.
00:47:42 20 years.
00:47:44 Love conquers all.
00:47:46 Now we just go wherever our hearts lead us.
00:47:50 Wow.
00:47:51 Do you ever have any friends or family come visit you?
00:47:55 No, no, unfortunately.
00:47:59 But mostly fortunately.
00:48:01 [ Laughter ]
00:48:03 What were we gonna tell the Mies, anyway?
00:48:05 ♪♪
00:48:11 I gotta go.
00:48:13 ♪♪
00:48:17 That's definitely a lifestyle I could get behind.
00:48:21 What do you think?
00:48:23 ♪♪
00:48:33 ♪♪
00:48:43 What about you guys?
00:48:45 Anything you miss?
00:48:47 Do you ever have any regrets, maybe?
00:48:49 Just that we never had children.
00:48:52 Yeah.
00:48:54 Nowhere to go on once we're gone.
00:48:57 Not to try and dig too deep or anything,
00:49:00 but is that because you didn't want to have any or you could?
00:49:04 We could.
00:49:06 We want to, but it just didn't really make sense when you look at our way of life.
00:49:13 What do you mean?
00:49:14 I don't know.
00:49:16 We both worked a lot.
00:49:18 Both stressed.
00:49:19 Both traveling for work all the time.
00:49:22 Both had a demanding job.
00:49:26 It looks like it all worked out for you guys in the end.
00:49:29 We have a good life.
00:49:31 We do.
00:49:33 We're ups and downs like everyone, but I wouldn't trade for the world.
00:49:36 Trust me, no, no, no.
00:49:38 No.
00:49:39 I learned a lot about life.
00:49:40 Everything I did.
00:49:42 But that's what life is, right?
00:49:44 It's about learning.
00:49:46 You got respect, honor, endurance.
00:49:50 Everything I did taught me what I needed to know to live.
00:49:54 Right up until this moment.
00:49:57 And what's about that scar on your shoulder?
00:50:01 What did that teach you?
00:50:03 You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
00:50:12 No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:14 It's good knowing you're close to death.
00:50:19 Makes you not forget how to live.
00:50:24 August 7th, 1986.
00:50:28 That's the day that changed my life forever.
00:50:32 Eight of us.
00:50:34 All sent down to foreign soil to take out some high-ranking official over there.
00:50:40 Fed a bunch of lies that often were to justify our actions.
00:50:46 He never questioned a bug.
00:50:48 Not back then.
00:50:51 He said it was supposed to be quick, easy, in and out.
00:50:54 And we believed him.
00:50:56 But the thing was...
00:50:58 The eight of us, we were among the best at what we did.
00:51:04 But we never worked together.
00:51:07 I mean, not as a team.
00:51:10 I mean, we hung out together.
00:51:13 We drank beers together.
00:51:15 We trained together.
00:51:17 We respected each other.
00:51:20 We were all the best of friends, what we were.
00:51:23 But always, we always worked alone.
00:51:28 That's how it was preferred.
00:51:31 Always.
00:51:32 That's how we preferred it.
00:51:34 You know, we were all good enough that we could do whatever we needed to do.
00:51:39 Alone.
00:51:40 One man.
00:51:42 That person, he could slip in and out.
00:51:44 But you bring a group, all of a sudden, that's going to bring a lot of attention.
00:51:47 That's exactly what happened on that day.
00:51:50 August 7, 1986.
00:51:53 See, instead of being on offense,
00:51:58 we found ourselves on defense.
00:52:01 Might as well be on the Fourth of July in that room, where we were.
00:52:07 Bang!
00:52:08 Bullets flying all over the place.
00:52:13 Ringing.
00:52:17 That's the kind of ringing that don't leave your head, either.
00:52:19 That's the kind of ringing that wake you up in the middle of the night.
00:52:23 Today.
00:52:25 Yeah, here's my brothers.
00:52:30 There's no way to erase the sight of watching your brother take his last breath in my night.
00:52:38 That was me.
00:52:40 Seven times.
00:52:44 Because I was the only one to make it back.
00:52:46 Oh, shotgun.
00:52:53 Shoulder.
00:52:55 But I survived it.
00:52:57 August 7, 1986.
00:53:02 What a goddamn day.
00:53:08 I'm sorry.
00:53:14 Sometimes you lose your closest.
00:53:16 Because that's what happens in war.
00:53:19 Right?
00:53:20 But you know the funny thing?
00:53:22 Back then, usually the day before you're winning, often the day before you're winning, you have a bachelor party.
00:53:30 Right?
00:53:31 I didn't have anyone left to throw mine on August 8, 1986.
00:53:42 But...
00:53:43 That did not stop me from marrying the most beautiful woman in the world on August 9, 1986.
00:53:53 Happiest day of my life.
00:53:55 As I said, everything I've done has taught me what I needed to learn.
00:54:07 To live.
00:54:09 Right here.
00:54:12 This moment.
00:54:13 Now, enough of all this dark stuff, right?
00:54:16 This is a honeymoon, I thought.
00:54:19 We are in paradise, take a look.
00:54:22 Enough of water, we got islands.
00:54:25 You two go out and have some fun, right?
00:54:29 Take advantage of this while.
00:54:31 That sounds like a great idea to me.
00:54:34 [Water sounds]
00:54:36 I can help you carry some of this stuff up.
00:54:51 [Water sounds]
00:54:53 [Music]
00:55:07 [Music]
00:55:10 [Music]
00:55:12 [Music]
00:55:38 [Music]
00:55:40 Mmmmm.
00:55:43 [Music]
00:55:46 Shit.
00:56:03 She's arrived.
00:56:05 Whoa, easy, easy there.
00:56:07 Tiger?
00:56:08 Okay, maybe she's just fucking with us, right?
00:56:12 And maybe she's still upstairs right now.
00:56:15 Hmm?
00:56:17 I mean, regardless, we will find out.
00:56:19 I love our dear groom.
00:56:21 I really do.
00:56:23 I do, I'm the best man, of course I do.
00:56:25 But this wedding is officially called off.
00:56:30 So you think we're cool to kill her now?
00:56:32 Well, we're not gonna sit around here and let her kill us, are we?
00:56:37 Yeah, I'm not down for her killing us.
00:56:41 That's for damn sure.
00:56:43 Yo, he's gonna be pissed though.
00:56:45 Oh, God, it's for his own good.
00:56:48 And ours?
00:56:50 Is this you the best man?
00:56:51 You can tell him we killed his bride.
00:56:54 I am the best man.
00:56:56 And I will be.
00:56:58 You know what?
00:57:01 Let's make this a little more fun, shall we?
00:57:04 Huh?
00:57:05 Okay, we're gonna call this mission...
00:57:07 I got it, I got it.
00:57:09 Showdown at the family cabin.
00:57:12 Whoever gets to her first wins the honeymoon that I purchased for the happy couple.
00:57:18 Yeah, but you probably picked some bougie shit like Paris.
00:57:21 So cliche.
00:57:24 Puerto Rico, my friend.
00:57:26 I love Puerto Rico.
00:57:29 I bet you do.
00:57:30 I bet you do.
00:57:31 So...
00:57:32 You, why don't you take the upstairs, in case it was a diversion.
00:57:40 You can fuck off to the basement, in case she's hiding.
00:57:44 And we shall take the front.
00:57:46 Make sure she doesn't get one of those cars, right?
00:57:49 All right, come on.
00:57:51 [Suspenseful music]
00:57:53 Okay, which way we go, which way we go?
00:58:11 Actually, you take left.
00:58:14 You, you...
00:58:15 Nah.
00:58:16 Nah.
00:58:17 Nah.
00:58:18 You take right, I lean left.
00:58:20 Okay?
00:58:21 Right?
00:58:22 Focus, motherfucker.
00:58:24 Focus, focus.
00:58:25 Mmm, watch it.
00:58:27 Whoo!
00:58:28 Sweetheart?
00:58:36 Where are you?
00:58:39 Miss my dancing partner?
00:58:43 Come on.
00:58:49 Yeah.
00:58:50 Sure.
00:58:52 Got me out here looking for her crazy ass.
00:58:56 By myself.
00:58:58 Everybody else in pairs.
00:59:01 Like I'm a lone fucking ranger.
00:59:06 No tanto.
00:59:09 This is some bullshit.
00:59:13 Where, where, where is that beautiful bride?
00:59:18 Huh?
00:59:19 Sweetheart, you out here?
00:59:22 Let me see that beautiful dress.
00:59:25 Ah.
00:59:30 I don't think you're out here.
00:59:33 Oh.
00:59:36 But I love this song.
00:59:39 Ooh, yes.
00:59:41 [Music]
00:59:43 Ooh, my love.
00:59:45 [Music]
00:59:55 Oh, I love this jam.
00:59:57 Ooh, anything.
00:59:59 I met that brother up there.
01:00:01 Really?
01:00:02 Yeah.
01:00:03 Have a toast for him, my man.
01:00:07 I hope not.
01:00:10 You, uh, you think our girl is that clever where she would double back?
01:00:16 Hmm?
01:00:18 [Music]
01:00:21 [Music]
01:00:23 [Music]
01:00:51 Anything?
01:00:52 Nada.
01:00:53 Well, keep looking, yeah?
01:00:55 And keep your head on a swivel.
01:00:57 I swear to God.
01:01:00 [Music]
01:01:09 [Music]
01:01:29 [Music]
01:01:39 [Music]
01:01:40 [Music]
01:02:08 [Music]
01:02:14 [Music]
01:02:15 [Music]
01:02:21 [Music]
01:02:41 [Music]
01:02:52 [Music]
01:02:55 [Screaming]
01:03:01 I guess we're not friends anymore.
01:03:03 [Grunting]
01:03:05 You were the one who ran.
01:03:10 You run from them, but you can't run from him.
01:03:13 Rule number one, nobody gets out alive.
01:03:16 Well, I guess I'm just breaking all the rules.
01:03:20 [Grunting]
01:03:22 [Music]
01:03:30 Where's the fish?
01:03:31 [Music]
01:03:41 [Grunting]
01:03:42 [Music]
01:03:50 [Grunting]
01:03:51 [Music]
01:04:05 [Grunting]
01:04:06 [Music]
01:04:31 [Grunting]
01:04:32 [Music]
01:04:52 [Birds chirping]
01:05:04 [Footsteps]
01:05:08 [Grunting]
01:05:14 [Sigh]
01:05:16 This was my favorite fucking song.
01:05:19 I know, right?
01:05:20 Whoa!
01:05:28 Now you are fucking dead, sweetheart!
01:05:31 [Footsteps]
01:05:33 Whoa, now run, run!
01:05:35 [Gunshot]
01:05:36 Love it when they run.
01:05:38 Huh.
01:05:40 Yeah.
01:05:41 [Music]
01:05:51 Where the hell are my keys?
01:05:53 [Music]
01:06:14 [Coughing]
01:06:16 Looks like you're going to Puerto Rico.
01:06:21 Guess you're there for him.
01:06:23 [Coughing]
01:06:28 Where did you think you were going to go?
01:06:31 Hmm?
01:06:32 I mean, God.
01:06:34 A wedding, that is one thing.
01:06:36 But you said you wanted out.
01:06:39 And nobody gets out.
01:06:41 You can't just leave.
01:06:43 That.
01:06:44 That is university policy, actually.
01:06:47 And you should know that.
01:06:49 I mean, okay, fine.
01:06:51 I know.
01:06:53 I know it's cliche.
01:06:55 But you know too much.
01:06:59 [Laughing]
01:07:01 Hell, we all know a little too much.
01:07:04 But you did read the policy.
01:07:07 Right?
01:07:08 When you signed the papers, no?
01:07:11 [Grunting]
01:07:12 Woo!
01:07:13 [Grunting]
01:07:15 [Grunting]
01:07:16 She's a fucking firecracker, isn't she?
01:07:18 [Grunting]
01:07:19 Come on.
01:07:20 [Grunting]
01:07:21 [Grunting]
01:07:22 [Grunting]
01:07:23 [Grunting]
01:07:24 [Grunting]
01:07:25 [Grunting]
01:07:26 [Grunting]
01:07:27 Come on.
01:07:28 [Grunting]
01:07:29 Come on now.
01:07:30 Mm-hmm.
01:07:31 [Grunting]
01:07:32 [Grunting]
01:07:33 [Grunting]
01:07:34 [Groaning]
01:07:36 Where do you think you're going?
01:07:39 Since it's your wedding day, we will wait for the groom.
01:07:44 All right?
01:07:45 But...
01:07:47 If I wasn't such an amazing best man,
01:07:51 I would just cut your fucking head off right now.
01:07:54 Okay?
01:07:55 You can, I guess, get the rest of her inside.
01:08:01 We'll let the two lovebirds discuss,
01:08:04 and he can decide what he wants to do with her.
01:08:06 In the meantime, I shall have another toast.
01:08:10 And work on my best man speech.
01:08:13 Because you never know.
01:08:15 Could be your wedding day.
01:08:17 Whoo! So excited.
01:08:20 Asshole.
01:08:24 Make the black man pick up the garbage.
01:08:28 Ain't that always the case?
01:08:31 [Slow-mo music]
01:08:37 [Humming]
01:08:45 Come on, princess.
01:08:47 Fuck right down the groove.
01:08:51 I'm gonna kill you now.
01:08:53 I'm gonna cut your motherfucking tongue off.
01:08:56 And I'm gonna let you bleed.
01:08:59 [Grunting]
01:09:03 [Grunting]
01:09:08 [Grunting]
01:09:12 [Slow-mo music]
01:09:14 The definition of love
01:09:17 is an intense feeling of affection
01:09:20 and concern towards another person.
01:09:24 You fucking bitch!
01:09:26 You thought I forgot the keys?
01:09:28 [Grunting]
01:09:30 You thought I was ruining?
01:09:31 Fuck!
01:09:33 I wanted you here.
01:09:35 I have never been in love.
01:09:39 Never been in love.
01:09:41 [Slow-mo music]
01:09:43 But when I saw love happen to a close,
01:09:51 a close friend of mine,
01:09:54 it meant the world to me.
01:09:58 It meant the world to me.
01:09:59 It changed.
01:10:00 It was a very special moment.
01:10:02 God damn it.
01:10:04 When I,
01:10:09 when I witnessed a close friend...
01:10:12 Where the fuck are they, dude?
01:10:15 What now, you say?
01:10:27 [Grunting]
01:10:28 Hey, buddy.
01:10:31 What's up?
01:10:33 You wanna talk about that school policy now?
01:10:36 Huh?
01:10:37 Okay, okay.
01:10:38 What is it that you want, sweetie?
01:10:40 Huh?
01:10:41 I mean, they were gonna give you
01:10:42 the wedding that you wanted,
01:10:44 and they never do that.
01:10:45 They were gonna break the rules,
01:10:47 and now what?
01:10:48 You, you, what?
01:10:49 You expect them to just let you go now?
01:10:52 Come on!
01:10:53 I knew they would never just let me go.
01:10:56 But there is no happily ever after what they gave.
01:11:00 Oh, come on.
01:11:01 There's no happily ever after, ever.
01:11:03 I mean, look.
01:11:04 Where is the happily ever after?
01:11:06 Right here in this shit show, huh?
01:11:08 Well, you were the ones that came knocking on my door
01:11:11 like a bunch of assholes.
01:11:12 Oh, you know what?
01:11:13 And you are lucky it was us.
01:11:16 I mean, shit, we were supposed to be friends.
01:11:19 And this is as good as it was gonna get.
01:11:21 Well, you see, friend,
01:11:24 I don't wanna have to be given anything anymore.
01:11:27 I want a chance at a normal, boring,
01:11:31 nothing out of the ordinary,
01:11:33 ever happens kind of life.
01:11:34 Okay, okay, and how?
01:11:36 How the hell were you gonna do that?
01:11:38 Hmm?
01:11:39 I mean, you could get rid of all of us, you know?
01:11:42 But they will just send more.
01:11:44 And next time, you won't even know who they are
01:11:47 because this school,
01:11:49 oh, this school is old school, baby.
01:11:52 It is old school.
01:11:54 I mean, they've been around long before us
01:11:56 and they will be here long after, okay?
01:11:59 I mean, you just don't suddenly up and decide
01:12:02 you wanna have a normal life
01:12:05 when you teach at the shadowy organization
01:12:08 that subcontracts assassinations
01:12:10 to every world-fucking government.
01:12:12 Come on.
01:12:13 Enough!
01:12:14 Thanks for the history lesson, professor.
01:12:19 But at least I'm making it my choice
01:12:21 to take that chance.
01:12:23 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:25 You know what?
01:12:26 He is coming.
01:12:28 He is coming here.
01:12:30 [grunting]
01:12:32 [grunting]
01:12:33 [grunting]
01:12:34 [grunting]
01:12:35 [grunting]
01:12:36 [grunting]
01:12:37 [grunting]
01:12:38 [grunting]
01:12:39 [growling]
01:12:41 Okay, okay, okay.
01:12:43 Okay, okay.
01:12:45 Okay.
01:12:46 He was gonna go talk to the board first
01:12:48 before he came here.
01:12:49 Okay.
01:12:50 Easy, easy.
01:12:52 Now, easy.
01:12:53 [growling]
01:12:55 I'm just gonna be surprised
01:12:57 if he's not on his way already, okay?
01:12:59 Listen, listen.
01:13:01 He's still helping you.
01:13:04 Whoa.
01:13:05 Easy.
01:13:06 He's still helping you
01:13:08 after everything that you've done.
01:13:10 Huh?
01:13:11 It's sad.
01:13:13 As the best man,
01:13:14 I bet you're breaking my boy's fucking heart.
01:13:16 You know that, right?
01:13:18 You know that.
01:13:19 Well, maybe I should have never even tried
01:13:20 to go through with it.
01:13:22 Well...
01:13:23 But by the time I realized
01:13:26 it was already too late,
01:13:28 the train was already on the tracks.
01:13:31 [breathing heavily]
01:13:33 ♪ ♪
01:13:36 Come here.
01:13:37 Come here.
01:13:38 Come here.
01:13:39 Okay.
01:13:40 You're a killer.
01:13:42 I am a killer.
01:13:44 And I will kill you.
01:13:47 I've already killed
01:13:49 most of our fucking friends tonight.
01:13:51 Yeah, I see that,
01:13:53 and I really appreciate it.
01:13:55 Here.
01:13:57 Call him.
01:13:59 What?
01:14:01 The one we both still have left.
01:14:03 Oh, God.
01:14:04 Here.
01:14:05 I want you--
01:14:06 I want you to pull out your phone slowly,
01:14:08 and I want you to call him,
01:14:10 and I want you to tell him
01:14:12 that I'm dead
01:14:14 and that he doesn't have to come here anymore.
01:14:18 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:19 What?
01:14:20 You want me to call him
01:14:23 and tell him his best man killed his bride-to-be?
01:14:26 Come on.
01:14:27 He would be so fucking pissed at me.
01:14:29 Can't do it. No fucking way.
01:14:31 [breathing heavily]
01:14:32 Oh, shit.
01:14:34 Are you more worried about pissing him off right now...
01:14:38 or pissing me off more?
01:14:41 You, darling, of course.
01:14:44 Definitely.
01:14:45 Then fucking call him.
01:14:46 All right, all right, all right.
01:14:49 All right, all right.
01:14:52 Okay, uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:14:56 [phone ringing]
01:15:01 What's going on?
01:15:02 I just got back from the Danes.
01:15:04 Everything's cool for now.
01:15:05 I'm just about to head that way.
01:15:07 Where is she?
01:15:08 Ah, she's dead.
01:15:11 Did you hear what I said?
01:15:16 I said that she is dead.
01:15:18 You killed her.
01:15:20 I mean, I didn't really have a choice.
01:15:23 You know how she is,
01:15:24 and she took out every other guy.
01:15:27 So...
01:15:28 All of them.
01:15:29 Well, I mean, shit, man,
01:15:30 I just, you know, I had to kill her before she killed me.
01:15:33 But listen, listen, if it's any consolation,
01:15:37 she was one tough bitch, you know?
01:15:42 But I am sorry about everything.
01:15:45 [phone beeps]
01:15:48 [ominous music]
01:15:51 ♪ ♪
01:15:58 He hung up, so...
01:16:08 But listen, I, you know, while we're waiting for him,
01:16:11 I should--I should give you the speech that I prepared.
01:16:14 I worked my ass off on it.
01:16:17 You know the definition of love.
01:16:20 [screams]
01:16:22 [breathing heavily]
01:16:25 Hey, bitch!
01:16:36 I ain't finished with you yet.
01:16:41 God.
01:16:43 Not you again.
01:16:45 Oh, looks like everyone is dead.
01:16:48 Good.
01:16:49 They were weak.
01:16:51 I was supposed to be best man.
01:16:53 Oh.
01:16:54 You caught me slipping.
01:16:57 Ain't happening again.
01:16:59 How was your flight?
01:17:01 It was rough.
01:17:03 But I'm here, ain't I?
01:17:05 I guess you came back for more.
01:17:07 You ready for round two?
01:17:08 Are you ready?
01:17:10 I'm gonna rip your fucking head off.
01:17:12 You're gonna regret this.
01:17:14 [imitates car engine]
01:17:17 [imitates car engine]
01:17:20 [imitates car engine]
01:17:22 I'm gonna beat you like your daddy used to.
01:17:24 Come on.
01:17:26 Come on, bitch!
01:17:27 What did you just call me?
01:17:29 What did it sound like?
01:17:31 A female dog.
01:17:33 Come on, bitch!
01:17:35 Don't you ever call me a bitch again.
01:17:38 Fuck you.
01:17:40 Come on, bitch.
01:17:42 [dramatic music]
01:17:45 ♪ ♪
01:17:52 [liquid pouring]
01:17:55 ♪ ♪
01:18:00 What the fuck?
01:18:02 What the actual fuck?
01:18:05 You better let me go right now, you fuck.
01:18:10 I'm sorry.
01:18:12 [laughs]
01:18:14 I'm sorry.
01:18:15 This is actually really good.
01:18:17 This is good.
01:18:18 It's good.
01:18:19 We're in a good place right now, you know?
01:18:21 Me and you, we're a lot alike.
01:18:23 We are.
01:18:24 All the fighting and killing.
01:18:27 It's exhausting.
01:18:29 I'm over it.
01:18:30 I'm done.
01:18:31 You want out?
01:18:33 So do I.
01:18:35 So do I.
01:18:36 You know, this is perfect.
01:18:37 We could--we could just--
01:18:39 we could just leave.
01:18:41 Yeah?
01:18:42 We could just leave.
01:18:44 You and I, we could just run away.
01:18:46 I mean, not together.
01:18:49 Unless--unless that's what you want.
01:18:51 I always--I always thought that you were--
01:18:53 you were special.
01:18:55 I--I always had a crush on you.
01:18:58 No, no, no.
01:19:02 Okay, you could--you could just go by yourself.
01:19:06 Or you could just fucking leave yourself.
01:19:09 Get me the fuck out of here.
01:19:10 Cut me loose and we can go toe-to-toe,
01:19:12 you fucking bitch.
01:19:14 Let me fucking go.
01:19:17 Oh, God, I will destroy you.
01:19:20 God damn it.
01:19:22 Fuck, I'll destroy you, bitch.
01:19:25 Yeah.
01:19:26 Everyone says that you're supposed to be the best,
01:19:28 huh, the sweet little girl, the best.
01:19:31 It's fucking bullshit.
01:19:32 You're a fucking joke.
01:19:33 Look at you.
01:19:34 You're fucking pathetic.
01:19:35 You're a fucking bitch.
01:19:37 [laughing]
01:19:39 That thing doesn't even fucking work,
01:19:40 you stupid cunt.
01:19:42 [laughing]
01:19:46 Nice legs, though.
01:19:47 Really, nice legs.
01:19:49 Yeah, yeah.
01:19:51 When you tried to kill me earlier,
01:19:54 you forgot the gas.
01:19:57 Fuck.
01:20:03 Fuck.
01:20:05 [engine revving]
01:20:07 [screaming]
01:20:11 [screaming]
01:20:13 [screaming]
01:20:15 [screaming]
01:20:17 [engine revving]
01:20:19 [screaming]
01:20:21 [engine revving]
01:20:23 [screaming]
01:20:25 [engine revving]
01:20:27 [panting]
01:20:30 [panting]
01:20:33 [panting]
01:20:36 [panting]
01:20:42 [gunshot]
01:20:44 [gun cocking]
01:20:46 [panting]
01:20:51 [panting]
01:20:54 [panting]
01:21:00 [panting]
01:21:04 [panting]
01:21:10 [panting]
01:21:14 [water running]
01:21:17 [panting]
01:21:28 [panting]
01:21:34 You didn't really plan this out where you wanted, did you?
01:21:38 Wow, I didn't even know people ate shark.
01:21:42 But it was great.
01:21:44 Yeah, you can do it.
01:21:46 A lot of variables.
01:21:48 You got species of the shark, age,
01:21:52 how fast you can bleed it out.
01:21:54 Yeah, we never fished shark back in London, that's for sure.
01:21:58 [laughing]
01:22:00 People are scared of sharks.
01:22:02 Fierce, fierce predators.
01:22:05 Let me ask you.
01:22:07 You both afraid of sharks?
01:22:10 We see our equate.
01:22:13 The situation we have here right now
01:22:16 to the relationship of the shark and the dolphin.
01:22:21 You see, the shark and the dolphin can inhabit the same region.
01:22:26 They can be copacetic and then together be happy.
01:22:31 But all it takes is for one bad shark
01:22:35 and that turns a tide.
01:22:38 And then it ruins a friend for everybody.
01:22:42 See, the dolphin, he got a lot to offer the shark
01:22:46 in the way of the food chain, big food source.
01:22:50 Now, the shark, on the other hand,
01:22:53 he got absolutely nothing off of that dolphin.
01:22:58 Everybody knows the shark.
01:23:00 He could rip right into that dolphin, can't he?
01:23:04 But the dolphin, he don't have that luxury.
01:23:08 No, the dolphin, he got to stay with the pack,
01:23:13 swim around that shark, try to confuse him.
01:23:19 Now, what he least expect, without any warning,
01:23:22 that dolphin, he surprises it by swimming up underneath.
01:23:28 He'll ram that nose right in that shark belly
01:23:33 and kill the shark with one good blow.
01:23:38 That's a fact.
01:23:41 So...
01:23:45 I bring this up incidentally
01:23:51 because this is where I find myself and my wife,
01:23:56 this current moment.
01:23:59 And we need to know, we like to know,
01:24:04 are we the shark,
01:24:08 are we the dolphin?
01:24:11 [music]
01:24:25 See? Dolphin.
01:24:29 He's got no reason to kill the shark.
01:24:35 Unless it's defense.
01:24:37 And that is the position I do believe
01:24:40 that I find my wife and myself currently in right now.
01:24:46 The dolphins have been known to play with sharks,
01:24:49 much like a cat would play with mice before they kill it.
01:24:54 But that's just a weird game.
01:24:59 We've known who you two were
01:25:01 ever since we met you at the bar yesterday.
01:25:04 Doing what you're doing.
01:25:05 We were both you.
01:25:07 Only we were doing it long before you two were ever born.
01:25:10 Now, the university knows that we know the rules.
01:25:16 And that's one of the reasons we've been able to avoid their crosshairs
01:25:19 for over 20 years.
01:25:23 And they know that one of these rules
01:25:26 is that you'd never send a teacher
01:25:28 because teachers, they work alone.
01:25:30 But I think they did that intentionally.
01:25:32 That was the reason,
01:25:33 because they thought if they sent you both,
01:25:36 you'd maybe get close enough
01:25:38 and then you can clean their palate, you know what it is?
01:25:42 Forever.
01:25:46 And there also may be one other reason they sent you both, I think,
01:25:50 because they knew that one of you would do anything,
01:25:55 and I mean anything,
01:25:56 they're close enough to us to put a bullet in our heads.
01:26:04 But you know, there's only one time since we fled the university
01:26:07 that we have any problems,
01:26:08 and this long, long, strange trip we've had,
01:26:11 April 26, 1994.
01:26:13 I'm good with dates, aren't I?
01:26:18 I think you know that date, don't you, darling?
01:26:23 He found us in Europe.
01:26:27 Man, you have his eyes.
01:26:31 And that smile when it comes out.
01:26:36 And if he was my daddy,
01:26:38 I understand,
01:26:40 because I would want that revenge.
01:26:44 But I love my wife.
01:26:47 I know.
01:26:49 I cannot give you the satisfaction that you desire.
01:26:53 I never even got to say goodbye to him.
01:26:57 He was a good man.
01:26:59 He truly was.
01:27:01 But he came to kill us.
01:27:04 And this is the life we chose.
01:27:32 You've been out of the game for too long, man.
01:27:36 You've gone soft in your old age.
01:27:39 You've lost your edge.
01:27:42 Missed things that would have got you killed years ago if you had then.
01:27:46 Like my bride here,
01:27:48 emptying out all the bullets from your only gun on board.
01:27:52 I pity you, really.
01:27:55 It amazes me that you've been able to evade the university as long as you have.
01:28:00 I mean, hell, you're practically the reason for the no romantic relationships on campus policy,
01:28:04 and yet here you sit, helpless.
01:28:09 The ones who got away.
01:28:12 The runaways who could never be found.
01:28:15 You were once two of the best,
01:28:17 and now it seems as though you've forgotten who you once were.
01:28:22 No.
01:28:25 You don't forget.
01:28:28 You don't forget what we've done.
01:28:33 Growing old does not make you soft.
01:28:39 I assure you I haven't lost my edge.
01:28:43 It's just that I got tired sharpening it.
01:28:48 The fact that it is so dull has put you in a position where not only can you not protect her,
01:28:55 you can't protect yourself.
01:28:58 We had a good life.
01:29:02 Well, at most.
01:29:04 And now,
01:29:06 we take the adventure we never had together.
01:29:26 [Music]
01:29:42 [Gunshots]
01:29:47 [Music]
01:30:16 [Music]
01:30:43 I've always loved the way you smell.
01:30:51 You killed all of them.
01:30:55 Are you surprised, honey?
01:30:57 No.
01:30:59 Not really.
01:31:04 They were our friends, though.
01:31:10 They were your friends.
01:31:17 I spoke to the Dean tonight.
01:31:20 I convinced him you weren't a flight risk and that you'd just gotten cold feet.
01:31:27 Oh, dear.
01:31:29 It's going to be kind of hard to prove that,
01:31:31 now that you've killed half our wedding party.
01:31:33 I don't need to prove anything to anybody anymore.
01:31:37 Like I said,
01:31:39 I want out.
01:31:41 Well, there's no way out.
01:31:44 I think that old couple has proven that enough.
01:31:49 They'll find you,
01:31:51 no matter how long it takes.
01:31:53 That old couple still had plenty of time to get away from them.
01:31:59 They had a good life.
01:32:01 What? Out on a boat?
01:32:03 Practically by themselves for twenty-something years?
01:32:07 Doing absolutely jack shit?
01:32:09 That's not a life.
01:32:11 That's merely existence.
01:32:13 I should have never killed that couple.
01:32:15 We did them a favor.
01:32:18 We put them out of their misery.
01:32:21 The old man killed your father, for Christ's sake.
01:32:24 Because my father was one of them.
01:32:26 One of us.
01:32:28 He did what he had to do for him and his wife to be together.
01:32:32 The university gave us their blessing.
01:32:39 They didn't have to, I didn't think they would, but they did.
01:32:48 We could have a good life together.
01:32:53 The only reason they gave us their blessing is because of what we did to that couple.
01:32:59 As long as we were still playing by the rest of their rules,
01:33:02 were we worth more life to them than dead?
01:33:04 Sure, we came clean and told them about us, so they trusted us.
01:33:10 But really, it was just another way for them to still try and control us.
01:33:15 That's why they allowed us to go through with it.
01:33:17 What they allowed it?
01:33:20 The university.
01:33:23 To some, they cut checks.
01:33:26 To you,
01:33:28 they're like a goddamn religion.
01:33:31 Don't you get it?
01:33:33 We shouldn't have had to ask permission.
01:33:35 Yeah, well, we all knew the rules when we enrolled.
01:33:40 All of us did.
01:33:43 Well, like I said, people change.
01:33:49 What about us?
01:33:53 What did that change to?
01:33:59 You don't like you could use a drink?
01:34:03 Come on, don't treat me like a stranger.
01:34:06 After all, you are the one who left me standing at the water tonight.
01:34:10 Remember?
01:34:16 Sure.
01:34:18 I could always use a drink.
01:34:25 [SIGHS]
01:34:29 [GLASSES CLINK]
01:34:32 [WATER POURING]
01:34:38 [SIGHS]
01:34:44 [GLASSES CLINK]
01:34:48 [FOOTSTEPS]
01:34:52 [FOOTSTEPS]
01:34:57 [MUSIC - "NEW WORLD"]
01:35:02 I have this dance.
01:35:05 Last dance.
01:35:08 [MUSIC - "NEW WORLD"]
01:35:11 [THUD]
01:35:14 [MUSIC - "NEW WORLD"]
01:35:17 Do you remember?
01:35:20 New world.
01:35:23 You said forever.
01:35:26 New world.
01:35:29 You said you'd never let me go.
01:35:33 You said you'd never leave.
01:35:45 Thought that was a lie.
01:35:48 You haunt all my dreams.
01:35:56 You left me alone to cry.
01:35:59 New world.
01:36:06 Do you remember?
01:36:09 New world.
01:36:12 You said forever.
01:36:15 New world.
01:36:18 You said you'd never let me go.
01:36:22 Why'd you do it?
01:36:30 Why'd you leave my little home without any explanation?
01:36:36 If I could have run from you easy, I would have done it sooner.
01:36:40 I'm my partner.
01:36:42 And a partner's not supposed to run from their partner.
01:36:45 I guess I'm not a good person.
01:36:48 Most of the people that move countable.
01:36:52 Not very good for themselves or anyone else.
01:36:56 But even God doesn't judge, so why should we?
01:37:00 I was sitting in church tonight,
01:37:06 alone in my beautiful white dress.
01:37:10 And I saw this mother with her baby and her little baby boy.
01:37:16 And I knew right then and there
01:37:20 that if I married you, I could never have that.
01:37:26 I do love you.
01:37:29 But deep down,
01:37:32 I know I couldn't go through with it.
01:37:36 When I went to the board, I was prepared to go down and hail the bullets if that's what it took.
01:37:43 Like Bonnie and Clyde.
01:37:47 Maybe that's what should have happened then.
01:37:58 I can still make things all right.
01:38:02 You're the one who wanted a big wedding.
01:38:06 If I'd come to you first, would you have left?
01:38:15 They gave us everything we wanted.
01:38:18 There was no reason to run.
01:38:22 So you're prepared to die with me?
01:38:27 But you would have never left them for me, huh?
01:38:32 Even if I did, it would have killed us both.
01:38:39 I wouldn't want that for you.
01:38:42 I would want that for us.
01:38:45 There is no us.
01:38:48 Not anymore.
01:38:53 If you're so through with everything, why'd you even come here in the first place?
01:38:57 Why didn't you just keep running if that's what you really wanted?
01:39:01 Because hell hath no fury like a man scorned.
01:39:06 You're a jilted lover now, babe.
01:39:10 And once I'm running, the teacher that's gonna come after me the strongest and the hardest is you.
01:39:19 And I want a drab, routine kind of life.
01:39:22 And I'm willing to die to try and make that happen.
01:39:28 Ain't love grand?
01:39:40 I came to say goodbye.
01:39:46 Goodbye.
01:39:49 You're right.
01:40:00 I do love you.
01:40:04 And I always will.
01:40:09 But one of us has to die tonight.
01:40:13 Mm.
01:40:16 Well, I'm not gonna wait around to play defense.
01:40:20 This is offense.
01:40:25 [Sigh]
01:40:29 [Music]
01:40:33 [Music]
01:41:01 To us.
01:41:03 To us.
01:41:06 [Grunts]
01:41:16 [Grunts]
01:41:19 [Grunts]
01:41:22 [Grunts]
01:41:25 [Screams]
01:41:28 [Screams]
01:41:31 [Screams]
01:41:34 [Grunts]
01:41:40 [Grunts]
01:41:43 [Grunts]
01:41:46 [Grunts]
01:41:49 [Coughs]
01:41:52 [Coughs]
01:41:55 [Grunts]
01:41:58 [Screams]
01:42:03 [Grunts]
01:42:06 [Grunts]
01:42:10 [Grunts]
01:42:21 I guess we just skip to 'til death do us part, honey.
01:42:26 [Screams]
01:42:29 [Screams]
01:42:32 [Screams]
01:42:35 [Screams]
01:42:38 [Screams]
01:42:41 [Grunts]
01:42:44 [Grunts]
01:42:47 [Grunts]
01:42:50 ♪ On my own ♪
01:42:52 ♪ This is the end of what we had ♪
01:42:56 ♪ But don't worry, baby ♪
01:42:58 ♪ I don't feel bad, honey ♪
01:43:01 ♪ Say goodbye to this, honey ♪
01:43:03 ♪ 'Cause I've had enough of you now ♪
01:43:08 (upbeat music)
01:43:10 - Guess I won't be needing this anymore.
01:43:27 - You know, I don't know.
01:43:31 I think maybe you should hold on to it.
01:43:37 - What do you mean?
01:43:38 - I'm tired of hiding.
01:43:41 - But what about you?
01:43:44 What about the job?
01:43:45 What about them?
01:43:47 - We won't run like that by the time we're gone.
01:43:53 I don't know, maybe we'll go to the university,
01:43:55 we'll come clean, let the chips fall where they fall.
01:43:58 It's worth the risk.
01:43:59 You are worth the risk.
01:44:04 (crying)
01:44:06 - Will you marry me?
01:44:12 - Yes.
01:44:20 (crying)
01:44:22 - Love you.
01:44:36 (wind blowing)
01:44:39 - One day at a time, right?
01:44:52 - I've survived this long.
01:44:55 (wind blowing)
01:45:00 (upbeat music)
01:45:03 (waves crashing)
01:45:05 (upbeat music)
01:45:10 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:45:17 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:45:24 ♪ All your love ♪
01:45:28 ♪ All your love ♪
01:45:32 (wind blowing)
01:45:34 (soft music)
01:45:37 (soft music)
01:45:39 (soft music)
01:45:42 (soft music)
01:45:44 (soft music)
01:45:46 (phone vibrating)
01:46:06 ♪ Mama told me son you best be ready ♪
01:46:12 ♪ When you give your heart away ♪
01:46:16 ♪ Make sure that those loving arms are steady ♪
01:46:20 ♪ If you want that girl to stay ♪
01:46:24 ♪ Give her all your loving ♪
01:46:26 ♪ Your kissing and your hugging ♪
01:46:28 ♪ All of your devotion too ♪
01:46:32 ♪ When kissing comes to shoving ♪
01:46:34 ♪ Even just a little dubbing ♪
01:46:36 ♪ So give her all your loving and babe ♪
01:46:40 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:46:45 ♪ Loving ain't just walking in the park ♪
01:46:52 ♪ Dancing out to dark and slow ♪
01:46:54 ♪ When you give her love ♪
01:46:56 ♪ Son you better listen to your mama ♪
01:47:00 ♪ There's one thing that you ought to know ♪
01:47:02 ♪ Mama said you better ♪
01:47:04 ♪ Give her all your loving ♪
01:47:06 ♪ Your kissing and your hugging ♪
01:47:08 ♪ All of your devotion too ♪
01:47:12 ♪ When kissing comes to shoving ♪
01:47:14 ♪ Even just a little dubbing ♪
01:47:16 ♪ So give her all your loving and babe ♪
01:47:20 ♪ Ooh ♪
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01:47:33 ♪ Give her all your loving ♪
01:47:38 ♪ Your kissing and your hugging ♪
01:47:40 ♪ All of your devotion too ♪
01:47:44 ♪ When kissing comes to shoving ♪
01:47:46 ♪ Even just a little dubbing ♪
01:47:48 ♪ So give her all your loving and babe ♪
01:47:52 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:47:57 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:48:05 ♪ Ooh ♪
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