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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 All right, it's the rundown, the 6th of March.
00:06 It's very much March.
00:08 A lot of college basketball, buzzer beaters.
00:11 It's crazy, chaos.
00:12 It's the best time of the year.
00:14 Best time of the year.
00:15 Jeff D. Lowe, Clem and White Sox Dave.
00:18 White Sox Dave wanted us on 15 minutes early
00:21 and he was the last one here.
00:22 - Oh, I said 10.50, it's 10.45.
00:26 That's exactly how it went. - Let's confirm.
00:29 Hold on, if you said that, I'll shut up.
00:31 If you said that, I'll take it back.
00:32 You did say 10.50, okay, okay.
00:34 - He also said he's ready when you guys are
00:35 and then every single other person on the pod.
00:37 - Okay, that's true, okay, I take it back.
00:40 - That was the most instant reaction
00:43 that a group of people has ever had together
00:45 to get on a Zoom at one time.
00:47 All I did was go to the bathroom,
00:49 like very briefly, number one, not number two.
00:52 So I was 30 seconds late to my early meeting.
00:54 - Your huge mistake is you said
00:55 only do work from home guys though.
00:57 - So like we're all like, we're here ready to go.
01:00 - Yeah, true.
01:01 - Yeah, all right, that's my one given White Sox Dave.
01:05 Shit for a second.
01:06 - I'm sure there'll be more opportunities.
01:09 - High noon, no, no, no.
01:10 I hope we all agree on a couple of things today.
01:12 There's two big things I hope we agree on.
01:14 High noon though, I know we agree on this.
01:16 High noon is fantastic.
01:17 And the Dave, the Alprez pack,
01:19 featuring what I think is the best flavor.
01:22 It's the new tangerine flavor.
01:24 I think it's the best flavor of high noon.
01:26 Whenever it's in the office, whenever I see it,
01:29 there's never any left.
01:30 Like never, like I was there,
01:31 we were there for a client event recently in Chicago.
01:34 I was like, tangerine, like, nope.
01:35 So I think people agree with me.
01:37 I think orange related things get a bad rap sometimes.
01:42 The tangerine, my only thing is, needs to be a solo pack.
01:45 That's all I'll buy.
01:46 But the patches were great as well, pineapple pear.
01:48 Those are Dave's favorite flavors.
01:50 All made with real vodka, real juice.
01:53 Fantastic.
01:55 Locale, it's great.
01:56 The 12 packs are only for a limited time.
01:58 And there's a QR code.
02:00 You can get Dave, a virtual Dave with you
02:03 while you're drinking it.
02:05 Visit highnoonspirits.com to find the Alprez pack
02:07 nearest you, but also, I mean, high noon everywhere,
02:10 as it should be.
02:11 - Yeah, we were down in Arizona last week
02:13 for spring training stuff and the high noon was flowing
02:16 and the Alprez pack, that's what it's called, correct?
02:19 The Alprez pack?
02:20 - Yep.
02:21 - I was introduced to Passion Fruit.
02:23 My goodness.
02:25 - Yeah, I actually believe that's Dave's favorite.
02:28 - And I'm typically, like you, Jeff, an orange flavored guy.
02:31 Like anything orange citrusy, I'm all in on.
02:34 I don't even know what a passion fruit is,
02:35 but I know that it's delicious, thanks to honey.
02:38 - It is, it's great.
02:39 Fantastic.
02:41 Real vodka, real juice.
02:43 Shout out to high noon, as always.
02:45 Let's start out with this.
02:47 Did they remind me, I forget,
02:50 'cause I saw something around yesterday,
02:52 'cause Gaz blew up the rundown yesterday.
02:53 They talk about Arch Manning on the rundown yesterday,
02:55 I forget.
02:56 - I did not see it, but--
02:58 - Voice of God chime in.
03:00 - Very briefly, yes, and then--
03:02 - Okay, let's talk about Arch Manning real quick.
03:05 So, NCAA football 25, the first game in 10 years,
03:08 coming out this summer, the hype is crazy around it, crazy.
03:12 There's Kirk Herbstreak
03:14 conferring multiple broadcast teams.
03:17 The NCAA football franchise was always separate of Madden,
03:20 and then they're promising things that make it sound
03:23 like we're gonna get what we used to have,
03:26 and hopefully better, with so many new things,
03:28 the playoff, NIL, there's so many great things.
03:32 Arch Manning seems to be the only person
03:35 who opted out of this game.
03:37 He will not opt in with NIL,
03:39 players can opt in to be in the game.
03:41 Obviously, that's the whole reason the game went away,
03:43 was the likeness shit.
03:44 And he clarified his comments,
03:46 saying that he won't opt into the video game
03:49 until he's the guy at Texas.
03:52 That's so fucking lame, right?
03:56 - It's the lamest thing on earth.
03:58 Now, he's a Manning, obviously his name carries
04:01 a ton of weight in football circles,
04:04 doesn't matter if it's college, SEC football,
04:06 or professional NFL football.
04:08 Chief said this perfectly yesterday,
04:10 and I think it can be boiled down to as brief as this.
04:13 Just say that, 'cause I'm pretty sure
04:15 they're all getting a uniform amount of $600,
04:18 or $600 something. - And a copy of the game.
04:21 - And a copy of the game.
04:22 Just say that that is not worth your NIL,
04:26 your name image like this,
04:27 that you should be holding out for, I don't know,
04:29 a million dollars, whatever X amount,
04:31 crazy obscene number is.
04:34 That's the real reason, right?
04:35 It's not so we can focus on-
04:37 - It has to be.
04:38 Well, I like that the comment had to be clarified,
04:41 because the way the original comment read,
04:42 it sounded like he thought he had to play the game weekly,
04:46 and along with actual,
04:48 'cause I gotta focus on real football.
04:49 Well, you're not, you don't play.
04:52 (laughs)
04:53 For us to play.
04:54 - I'm a Giants guy, so I'm gonna,
04:59 I basically like, you're a Giants guy,
05:00 now I'm a Manning guy.
05:01 I'm the whole Manning family.
05:03 I have to defend my guy here, Arch Manning.
05:06 He's obviously Eli's nephew.
05:08 And I like it.
05:08 He's focused on just, you know,
05:10 like this is the motivation he needs
05:13 to get the starting job from a guy who brought Texas back.
05:16 Texas is officially back, right?
05:18 Across the battle here, we're saying they're back.
05:20 - Yeah, I'm a big Quinn Ewers guy.
05:21 I like Quinn Ewers.
05:22 - That's the thing, man.
05:23 I think, you know, Arch was probably hoping
05:25 he was gonna enter the draft, just get out of his hair.
05:28 And it also kind of puts like the feet to the fire
05:31 of the coach, who the fuck is the Texas coach?
05:33 I've lost track.
05:33 There were so many coaches. - Stark.
05:35 - Okay, so he, now his feet are to the flame
05:38 for people that wanna play as Arch Manning.
05:40 Doesn't really mean a ton in the grand scheme of things.
05:42 He's more focused on winning games in real life
05:44 than video games.
05:45 But it's just one more thing to get the people
05:48 in Arch Manning, hey, if Arch starts,
05:49 at least we can play with him in the game.
05:51 Are we just gonna get QB now?
05:53 Is that who it's gonna be?
05:54 Is he gonna be like that?
05:56 - I think what I read was it'll be a very different name,
05:58 very different likeness.
06:00 And apparently you can't edit players that I opt out,
06:04 I guess.
06:05 I don't know how it's all gonna work.
06:06 'Cause I assume creative players gonna be in there, so.
06:09 - I always love when they really went above and beyond
06:12 making a guy look like not the person he was.
06:15 I remember Zach Randolph in March Madness 2000 or whatever
06:18 was a six foot 10 ginger that was right-handed.
06:22 Could not be more different than the real Zach Randolph.
06:23 - And football got so close to what people actually looked
06:26 like by the end of it.
06:27 Like Johnny football was Johnny football.
06:29 And it was to a point where you kinda got wide ended.
06:32 Also, I will say this too,
06:35 kind of a loser if you play with,
06:36 like who's not, you gotta be playing with the smaller
06:40 schools, right?
06:41 With the group of five, you gotta be playing with a mat.
06:43 You wanna do like max shin.
06:44 You're trying to get up in your franchise
06:46 or in your dynasty mode with like these smaller schools.
06:50 Right?
06:51 - Jeff D. Lotus and play as Penn State.
06:53 I'm shocked.
06:54 - Oh, you can't do that.
06:55 - All right, I respect that.
06:56 - It's not that way.
06:57 It's no, I mean, I think Clem,
06:59 you were on that snake triarty,
07:00 triarty video games.
07:02 They all play together for me.
07:03 I am not a sports video game guy.
07:06 I like fantasy shit, blowing shit up.
07:09 Sports, I get bored of it too easily.
07:11 'Cause it's, I don't know.
07:12 It's just redundant and repetitive to me.
07:13 But like the, every single thing about this game,
07:18 I think could be a complete and total home run.
07:22 And if Arch Manning is such a dweeb
07:26 that he doesn't wanna take part in it,
07:28 then fuck him, more fun for me.
07:29 That's like, whatever.
07:32 - I just hope they bring back team builder.
07:33 Team builder was one of the greatest features
07:35 in the history of sports video game.
07:36 You go online and build the stadium, the jerseys.
07:39 That was the best.
07:41 When the, when 2000, NCAA football, like 2000,
07:45 probably eight-ish, I, it was eerily close
07:50 to my high school football stadium field.
07:52 And like the school in the background,
07:54 the like trees surrounding it,
07:56 it was weird how close you could get it to real life shit.
08:00 And if you can give me-
08:01 - Team builder was awesome too in that first drop.
08:03 - It was awesome.
08:04 - You could, you could do like a small,
08:05 you could do like an FCS school, like a D2 school.
08:10 I don't play, I'll play a Texas State instead of Texas.
08:13 Get those small schools up there.
08:15 - I'm with Dave though.
08:16 I'm not, I am with you guys.
08:17 When I play Madden for the most part,
08:19 I try to be like a team that's in like the high 70s,
08:21 low 80s.
08:22 I just basically want a quarterback, a tight end,
08:24 a receiver and a, like just give me one all right guy
08:27 at each position and I'll just play with them.
08:29 There is something you said about if you wanna play
08:31 as Texas, you're gonna be Arch Manning
08:32 just 'cause you, we've never fucking seen him
08:34 actually play like a full game, right?
08:35 So that was something I would play as a casual fan.
08:38 Also, I will say this as a Manning guy,
08:41 like everyone gave Eli shit for not wanting
08:42 to go to the Chargers.
08:43 I think he's kind of been proven right
08:45 'cause they could never just get it right.
08:46 They've had Breeze, Rivers and Herbert.
08:49 Yeah, and he went to Super Bowls in New York.
08:50 So I think he did it right.
08:52 - Shout out to the old road to the Heisman mode
08:54 where your girlfriend would become hotter
08:56 the better you were at your college.
08:59 One of the all time, that won't be in the game,
09:02 but that was what an incredible feature that was.
09:04 - Why Clem?
09:05 Tell him why.
09:07 - You know, the people on the coast,
09:08 just call it what it is.
09:09 - I'm both coach, yeah.
09:12 It starts with an L and then it's dibs.
09:14 (laughing)
09:15 It would ruin everything.
09:17 - Do you think coach Duggs will be like a playable,
09:20 like a selectable coach from the jump?
09:22 - He should be.
09:24 If they were smart.
09:25 - He should be the replacement coach
09:26 for any coach that doesn't,
09:28 I actually don't know if coaches are in this.
09:29 I don't think they are, but that'd be very funny
09:33 if it was just, wherever there wasn't a coach
09:35 that did one as like this is just Duggs.
09:37 - Just Duggs.
09:37 (laughing)
09:40 Moving on from college to high school.
09:42 This is a pretty crazy video and we have it,
09:44 so we gotta talk about it.
09:46 New Jersey high school state semifinals.
09:48 One of the best teams, I think routinely in New Jersey
09:50 is Camden High School, right Clem?
09:52 Do you know that?
09:53 - Yeah, I feel like they're usually in the mix.
09:54 - Camden's like always--
09:55 - I feel like it's monsters.
09:56 - What about, go take it on a classic shore town.
10:00 You know the Jersey Shore, Manisquan.
10:02 Squan is synonymous with a good,
10:06 a share house with your buddies.
10:08 Manisquan was down one with six seconds left,
10:13 had a bit of a tough three point heave.
10:16 (crowd cheering)
10:18 But the put back went in with clearly enough time.
10:24 (crowd cheering)
10:35 Like not even like, oh, I gotta slow that down.
10:38 Like you can see it live.
10:40 And then after about five minutes,
10:41 they reversed the call, said no basket, Camden won.
10:44 Based on nothing, obviously, based on just discussion.
10:48 I mean, this is crazy.
10:51 Rico Bosco, obviously also a shore guy,
10:55 said the ref made a business decision,
10:58 which I've been reading a lot of comments about.
10:59 People say that Camden is coddled in New Jersey
11:02 in terms of their basketball team.
11:05 And allowing people to transfer in and out.
11:06 I don't know how true that is,
11:07 but maybe that's what Rico's getting at.
11:09 This is crazy.
11:10 Justice for Squan.
11:11 - They got a completely fucking hosed.
11:15 - How are we in 2024 and we just can't go to replays?
11:20 If they have the replay available,
11:22 go to the replay if you can.
11:23 It's clear, it's fucking day.
11:25 And if all things are equal,
11:27 A, you're just like, it's like with the NFL.
11:29 If it's not enough to reverse the call,
11:31 you keep the call, right?
11:32 That's how it should be.
11:33 The call get counted.
11:34 They got it fucking right.
11:35 And then if all other things are equal,
11:37 go with the cool ass, awesome memory
11:40 that will live in infamy forever.
11:41 And there you go.
11:43 It counts.
11:44 They fucking win.
11:45 And we have this fucking viral moment.
11:47 And I saw the coach already came out
11:49 and he's already like talking shit.
11:51 I couldn't imagine being the coach of those kids, man.
11:53 I'd be furious this morning.
11:54 - I mean, I'm sure they have or they will protest it.
11:57 I'm not sure to what, yeah,
11:59 Camden's 29 and two is obviously very good.
12:01 But I'm not sure like what they can even do.
12:04 I understand every high school basketball game
12:07 probably can't have full replay.
12:11 State semifinals though,
12:13 we got to get a camera set up to like,
12:16 the playoff should have replay.
12:17 - Fucking check someone's cell phone in the stands.
12:20 Just get the call right.
12:21 It was so clear as day that there was a lot.
12:26 I mean, obviously with respect to the situation,
12:29 there was a lot of time on the clock.
12:31 And if you look at the shot clock,
12:34 it weirdly goes down like two thirds increments.
12:39 But when he sinks that shot, it said 0.5 left.
12:43 It wasn't like 0.1.
12:44 And like, he had to really slow it down.
12:46 You were watching it in plain sight
12:48 and there was time on the clock.
12:50 I don't know if you guys played high school sports or not,
12:55 but like my high school friend, I'm 35 years old.
12:57 We talk about the last baseball game,
12:59 we played to go to state every time we're together still.
13:03 And we lost that game and it fucking crushed us to this day.
13:05 And we didn't get ripped off by refs like this.
13:08 This will last with these kids forever,
13:11 especially the seniors.
13:12 I don't know if they like went to state
13:13 or the year before or not or whatever,
13:15 but this will last with them for all their lives.
13:17 And I feel bad that that got ripped off from them
13:19 by the fucking refs.
13:21 - No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
13:24 - No, I want to say like,
13:25 I feel like we're going to say that this is one of the worst
13:28 missed calls ever, yada, yada, yada.
13:29 And is it like, are refs just getting worse?
13:32 'Cause the NBA, every single night,
13:34 there's like three just massive no calls,
13:36 missed calls, bad calls, whatever it may be.
13:39 Or is it like with the world where it's like,
13:41 is the world getting worse
13:42 or do we just, everyone has a cell phone now
13:43 and they can just record bad shit that happens.
13:45 And I don't know which one it is.
13:46 'Cause like 10, 20 years ago, we just hear about,
13:49 a few people might tell you the story
13:51 if you ever ran into like a Mana Squad alum
13:53 or something like that.
13:54 But like, it's fucking, it's wretched.
13:57 It's getting worse in every sport, I feel.
13:59 It's not even just basketball.
14:00 Football's getting worse, baseball, robot,
14:02 everyone asks for that every single day.
14:04 It's fucking, it's a fucking pandemic.
14:07 - You know how many, you know how many 24 year olds
14:08 we got at Barstool who just have this all day.
14:10 They're filming every moment.
14:12 They can't find like, like, like every moment's captured.
14:15 They can't find one kid for extra credit
14:16 in that high school to film like a basketball game
14:18 and be like, hey, go to the kid's phone.
14:20 But just one kid there,
14:21 just like we do in the gambling cage,
14:22 just have a kid there every game,
14:23 one kid for like extra credit in a class.
14:25 He just sits there and does this.
14:27 Refs need a replay to go on over the phone.
14:28 I don't know, that seems, that seems simple.
14:31 - Or it's kind of like, it's home court advantage.
14:33 Like in this gym, we do not use replay.
14:36 Like it's kind of like having a short,
14:37 a short porch with the Yankees, right?
14:39 It's like, you could just say that and the refs might.
14:41 - It's a neutral site though.
14:42 It's Brielle High School.
14:43 It's another short town, yeah.
14:45 - Okay, so that makes sense.
14:46 - Crazy, crazy.
14:48 What else here?
14:50 Josh Allen apparently ripped his pants
14:54 when he was getting out of a, oh, we lost Dave.
14:57 Did we lose Dave?
14:57 - Dave might've had a, oh, we got him back.
15:03 - Is he back?
15:04 - I'm back.
15:07 The internet just completely shut off.
15:08 - Nothing, nothing more universal.
15:10 Doesn't matter how state of the art
15:12 that Chicago office is, that wifi.
15:14 Doesn't matter.
15:16 It doesn't, it doesn't.
15:17 You could, you, the, the,
15:19 there could be the barstool Burj Khalifa office
15:22 and the wifi would still be bad.
15:24 It doesn't matter.
15:24 Josh Allen ripped his pants.
15:29 He was getting shit online.
15:30 He got out of the car with his, I think alleged girlfriend.
15:33 I don't know if it's confirmed or whatever,
15:34 with Hailee Steinfeld, the actress and singer.
15:37 And he ran out of the car into the hotel.
15:38 Shout out Josh Allen.
15:40 Played at the Dozen in Vegas.
15:42 And he, he replied and he said, I ran.
15:44 I wasn't being rude.
15:46 I didn't hold the door because I ripped my pants.
15:48 He didn't want his cheeks out.
15:49 I don't blame him.
15:50 I don't want my ass cheeks flailing out in Paris.
15:53 Nope.
15:54 - That's a forever moment.
15:55 Like that's what he'll be known for online for,
15:57 for at least 10.
15:59 I mean, Dave, you know, the gum,
16:00 the gum hanging out of your mouth.
16:01 All it takes is one moment.
16:03 - One 30 second moment.
16:04 And it will last with you until your death.
16:07 So yeah, I, I completely am on his side.
16:09 It's like, what did you want him to do?
16:11 Just stand there like ass cheeks catching some breeze.
16:14 Marilyn man, like what?
16:16 Or Marilyn Monroe, rather Marilyn Manson.
16:20 - I, it's, it's, I, this is like the analogy
16:25 I had conjured up in my head.
16:26 It's like, if you get pulled over
16:28 and you got to take a really bad shit,
16:29 you're like, officer, I just got to go.
16:31 I got to take a shit.
16:32 Like if I'm looking at the paparazzi and the cameras
16:34 be like, yo, I know you got to do your job.
16:37 I got a big asshole in my,
16:38 and you're going to see some ass cheeks.
16:40 So I got to get the fuck out.
16:41 Like.
16:42 - Well, also keep in mind too, Hailee Steinfeld,
16:45 a lot of fans, people online love
16:47 like these younger actresses and stars.
16:49 And they don't, you know,
16:51 they're not going to know Josh Allen for,
16:54 for football as much.
16:56 And so they're going to know him as the ass cheeks out guy.
16:58 - Yeah.
16:59 You don't want to be known as the ass cheeks out guy.
17:01 - Yeah.
17:02 - I, I'll come out with it.
17:05 I've ripped a pair of pants before.
17:07 I don't think I will shock many people.
17:08 I don't know if anyone else on the panel has.
17:10 It's not something you want,
17:11 like your closest family members and friends to know,
17:14 let alone a bunch of paparazzi people
17:16 putting it on the internet.
17:17 Now I will say this.
17:18 I have to kind of like,
17:20 this kind of goes to my Arch Manning thing.
17:21 I now have to kind of like hate Josh Allen
17:23 because he beat me in the dozen.
17:24 So I feel like he's just stealing my fucking like,
17:28 Josh Allen's not ripping his pants.
17:29 He has fucking professional tailors
17:31 who give a little bit of wiggle room for him too.
17:33 This was just, he kind of just like,
17:34 what would be something to be embarrassing?
17:35 I ripped my pants and he took like something
17:37 a fat person would actually use like myself.
17:39 And he took it for himself.
17:40 It's disgusting.
17:41 - You're saying this, this is, he is,
17:42 this is a cultural appropriation
17:44 for people who are ripping their pants.
17:46 - Yes.
17:47 - Josh Allen in, you know, 20, 2018, before he got,
17:51 like Wyoming Josh Allen could rip his pants
17:53 'cause he's probably wearing a shitty pair of pants
17:55 and he's an actual giant.
17:56 Rich millionaire Josh Allen,
17:58 he has pants that I would dream of that like,
18:01 they fluctuate, they give you a little extra cushioning
18:03 and they're married literally for Josh Allen.
18:05 So fake news.
18:06 - Also, we lost David again.
18:10 - Lost David again.
18:11 - That's just.
18:12 - Yeah, two guys working from home
18:15 and a guy working in a $8 billion office, who drops it?
18:18 - I tell you, the Chicago office,
18:19 the Chicago office is unbelievable.
18:22 It's amazing.
18:24 But no matter how much money Dan made,
18:26 Stella Blue tomorrow could be the only coffee in the world.
18:29 That wifi will still be bad.
18:31 Now it goes.
18:34 - It doesn't compute in my head.
18:36 Not much does.
18:37 Like how we can't have a Zoom.
18:40 - Unbelievable.
18:41 - With high internet.
18:42 - But like the internet icon, like the wifi icon,
18:46 it just shuts off.
18:47 - So I was gonna move on by the way.
18:53 So we had this on here,
18:54 Dakota Jones talked about "Madame Web",
18:55 which I just wanna know,
18:56 I think it's the worst comic book movie ever made.
18:58 I've officially declared it the worst comic book movie
19:00 ever made pound for pound.
19:02 But we have breaking news from Dave Portnoy.
19:04 He has ended the Clemmer stream.
19:06 However, he's keeping him in there.
19:11 He's not telling him apparently.
19:13 I'll read the tweet from Dave.
19:14 We're gonna get into the Barstool stuff right now.
19:17 A lot of streams happening lately.
19:18 Dave said, he'll only say 11 minutes ago,
19:21 I don't get what Clemmer was trying to do with the stream.
19:23 Prove that he could bore people to death
19:24 for a hundred straight hours.
19:26 It had like 350,000 live viewers on X, which was crazy.
19:30 And then Dave just said,
19:31 I've decided to cut the Clemmer stream,
19:33 but keep him in there anyway.
19:35 This is too boring.
19:36 Let him sleep to himself.
19:38 He still has another like 50 hours in there.
19:41 - So how's he gonna,
19:44 does he have any contact at all with the outside world?
19:47 - No, and he's so,
19:48 so I'll give you a little bit of a rundown.
19:50 Some people have been mad at him.
19:51 Keegs, very mad at him, called him a terrorist for,
19:54 he was unplugging a speaker that was,
19:56 that Vibs, Vibs put a ton of planning into this.
19:59 And I think there's been a lot of butting heads.
20:01 Clemmer has not liked what he's done.
20:03 He does not like the challenges.
20:04 He's given up on the challenges.
20:06 Vibs had this thing playing that was Frank singing
20:09 locked up by Aker, which is very funny.
20:11 And Clemmer unplugged it.
20:13 ♪ I'm locked up, don't let me out ♪
20:17 ♪ I'm locked up, don't let me out ♪
20:20 ♪ I'm locked up, don't let me out ♪
20:22 ♪ No, no, I cannot go ♪
20:26 ♪ Locked up, don't let me out ♪
20:29 ♪ Locked up, don't let me out ♪
20:31 So it's been a lot of sleeping.
20:33 He slept over 11 hours last night.
20:36 He's halfway through the 100 hour goal.
20:39 And now he is not going to be on stream
20:41 and he's not going to be told that he's not on stream.
20:44 But he's barely, people are pissed
20:46 that he's being uncooperative
20:48 and not fully embracing the challenges and such,
20:51 which I know Vibs put a lot of time into and planned.
20:54 Tough.
20:55 - I watched a good chunk of it yesterday.
20:58 It's fun when he's like engaging with the camera
21:01 and like he was counting rice.
21:03 He was giving some like heavy, heavy stories
21:05 like about his dad who had gone through cancer
21:08 and stuff like that.
21:09 But it was also like, he tells a good story.
21:11 Clemmer has a good story to tell.
21:12 I like Clemmer.
21:13 I like just talking and bullshitting.
21:15 But then when I checked the next three times
21:17 throughout the day, he was sleeping.
21:19 That kind of just defeats the whole purpose.
21:20 And I understand you have to sleep
21:21 at some point in solitary confinement,
21:23 but I feel like the Vibs stuff
21:25 is what would have kept people coming back for more.
21:27 You're seeing a guy count grains of rice.
21:29 You're seeing a guy make a puzzle that is clear,
21:31 which is like, they're just trying to break it basically.
21:33 And I guess a solitary confinement stream would be cool,
21:36 but it doesn't really make sense
21:37 if you're just watching a guy sleep and like piss.
21:40 - Yeah.
21:42 Also like he thought he'd shit himself.
21:44 I kind of need him to shit himself.
21:46 Like he needs to poop himself.
21:48 It's like the torture element is what was there.
21:50 I don't know.
21:51 We'll see.
21:52 He's going to be mad.
21:53 Clemmer, competitive Clemmer is as angry as anything gets.
21:57 Whether it's the pro day last week in Chicago,
22:00 the dozen, whether it's like something like this,
22:02 he gets angry.
22:03 So I'm curious to see his reaction on this.
22:07 It's one of three streams we've had the last few days.
22:10 Jerry Buckets, Jerry after dark,
22:12 he attempted to break Caitlin Clark's record.
22:14 Jerry after Clark, which she liked the tweet by the way,
22:17 she saw it.
22:18 He had to score, match her record of 3,685 points,
22:22 minimum 509 threes, 762 free throws.
22:25 He said he could do it in 10 hours.
22:27 He did it in six.
22:28 He couldn't miss.
22:29 - Jerry is a fucking bucket, man.
22:32 I honestly, the Knicks are so banged up.
22:35 I would honestly sign Jerry to a 10 day contract
22:38 until Jaylen Brodstein comes back.
22:39 He is fucking-
22:40 - When I saw he had, he had like 309 or two,
22:44 I don't know, whatever.
22:45 He had like an absurd amount of threes.
22:47 And I actually, 'cause I was not watching for a little bit
22:50 and I actually rewound him like,
22:51 that has to be a graphic error.
22:52 I go, there's no way he's hit this many threes
22:54 in the last like 35 minutes.
22:55 It's crazy.
22:57 - Jerry's one of the unsuspecting little athletes.
23:01 Like you see it here, just not even on camera.
23:04 He, at the combine, he can scoot a little bit running.
23:07 You wouldn't think.
23:09 He can fucking piss on a golf ball, like straight two.
23:13 And then I saw him hit six threes.
23:15 Like he can show, he's just a little-
23:16 - Yeah, the best, he said the layups were the hardest part.
23:19 He was draining them from deep.
23:21 - For someone who's also a short like Jerry,
23:23 layups are, we don't do layups.
23:25 (laughing)
23:26 Like I saw him get a few weeks back for,
23:29 I don't, oh, Chris Berman, when he was in the office,
23:31 announcing like, I had a breakaway.
23:33 I'm like, absolutely not.
23:34 I don't take layups.
23:35 The angle for us is like,
23:37 you're trying to shoot up the Burj Khalifa.
23:40 It's awful.
23:41 - Yeah, that's fair. - So we don't do layups.
23:42 We set picks, we shoot threes, that's it.
23:44 So I empathize with, not, I sympathize with Jerry
23:49 on that one.
23:50 We don't take layups.
23:51 Layups are no-goes for us.
23:53 - Yeah, it was pretty impressive
23:57 and just kind of was over really quick out of nowhere,
24:01 which, hell, that's awesome for Jerry.
24:03 That was incredible stuff.
24:03 - That was the shortest stream we've had, which is great.
24:07 - And he was challenged by Big Cat.
24:08 Big Cat's like, if he quits this stream, this show's over,
24:11 I'm canceling it, I'll come finish the challenge.
24:13 Jerry, like I couldn't, I'm like, I knew he was good.
24:16 Actually, the 10 hours felt like pretty reasonable,
24:18 but this was like, he was like hot as a blowtorch.
24:23 What?
24:24 - How do you think it would take you?
24:26 - A long time, a long time.
24:28 I would like redemption on my horrible Yak challenge.
24:31 Like, that was a cavalcade of bad things,
24:35 but it would take me a long time, a long, long time.
24:38 I think many people a long time.
24:40 - Yeah.
24:41 - Six hours is crazy.
24:42 However, it's not as crazy as the other stream.
24:47 Kirk Minahan's producer, Jack Coleman,
24:49 who used to work just at Barstool as like a stool scenes guy,
24:52 randomly in the middle of Kirk's show the other day.
24:56 I'll give you a little backstory.
24:57 Coleman claims to be a sports fan.
24:59 He has a New York Yankees license plate,
25:01 but for a while now, Kirk has uncovered
25:03 that he just doesn't know sports.
25:05 He knows the Knicks, he knows the NBA a little bit,
25:07 but that's kind of it.
25:08 He has a Yankees license plate,
25:10 but he doesn't know who Joe Torre is.
25:12 I'll just leave it at that.
25:14 You're crazy, crazy.
25:15 - How do you not know?
25:16 - So the other day, someone on the show,
25:19 I think it might have been Blind Mike,
25:20 made a comment about Barry Bonds.
25:22 And, oh no, they're talking about Caitlin Clark,
25:25 about who the real king of,
25:27 her, Maravich, king of points, whatever.
25:29 And they mentioned Bonds.
25:30 Like Coleman might've mentioned as a joke,
25:31 like, oh, the king, Barry Bonds.
25:32 And Kirk said,
25:33 Kirk made one of the biggest mistakes of his life.
25:35 He said, "Name the top 10 all-time home run leaders."
25:39 36 hours later,
25:41 Coleman finally got Jim Tomey,
25:45 after giving him the name Jim, by the way,
25:47 and the letter T, and accepting Tomey,
25:50 and talking to his wife on the phone,
25:53 and looking at a picture of him.
25:55 He didn't have it for hours.
25:58 I think Kirk saw, like, this needs to end.
26:00 He gave as many hints as possible.
26:01 The other one was Frank Robinson.
26:03 He had a board with names.
26:04 It was a disaster.
26:05 He doesn't know sports.
26:07 He just doesn't.
26:08 He's not a base, especially baseball.
26:09 It took him a long time to get a couple guys on the list.
26:14 He didn't know who Rafael Palmeiro was.
26:16 He also, like, some of the guesses were crazy.
26:20 Like Rico Laramie.
26:22 Just, like, names that aren't people,
26:23 let alone baseball players.
26:25 So, yeah, that's my explainer on that disaster.
26:30 Unbelievable, though.
26:31 He only kinda got Jim Tomey.
26:34 He said Tomey.
26:35 - No, that's acceptable.
26:37 I say Tomey, Jim Tomey.
26:39 - But see, like, you're saying it
26:42 'cause I know you know how it's spelled and how it looks.
26:44 Like, he was saying it, yeah.
26:46 - I know Gentleman Jim a little bit.
26:49 I'm hoping to hunt with Gentleman Jim
26:50 and the Wells family this fall.
26:52 They are friends. - Really?
26:54 - Yeah, and he's the president of the, or president.
26:57 He's, like, the president's right-hand man
27:00 of the White Sox right now.
27:02 Saw him down last week at Arizona.
27:03 Frank Robinson's the one that it would've taken me,
27:09 I would've needed a hint for that one, probably.
27:11 But aside from that, like, it's a pretty easy top 10.
27:15 You hear these guys, like,
27:17 if you don't hear 'em daily just watching baseball now,
27:19 then you've heard about 'em in just pop culture references
27:22 throughout the course of time.
27:23 So I think most just sports fans could get, like,
27:26 an easy five or seven of those
27:28 just without even really being baseball fans.
27:31 - People are like, "Oh, it's gonna pop into head
27:33 at some point."
27:34 Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:35 - I saw your tweet. - All I gotta say is,
27:37 Yankees license plate doesn't know who Joe Torre is.
27:39 That's all you needed to know.
27:41 - Right.
27:42 - And did that get you really upset
27:44 as a Indians fan or a former Indians fan?
27:47 - I mean, Jim Tomy is my favorite athlete of all time.
27:51 Like, I like sports because my dad's from that area.
27:55 I think Tomy lived in the area my dad grew up to.
27:57 And like, I cried when Jim Tomy went to the Phillies.
28:02 Like, he is my favorite athlete of all time.
28:04 So that made it a little, like, more ridiculous.
28:07 But then, like, he gets, like, Jake's cyborg.
28:11 So, like, how can you not laugh at that?
28:13 So it's like...
28:14 (laughing)
28:16 - Clemmer got it in, like, three minutes, I think.
28:19 And he's, Frank Robinson was the last one he got.
28:21 Frank the Tank got it in 26 seconds,
28:23 which was just hilarious to watch.
28:25 But it is, like, that's all you need to know about Barstool.
28:27 Like, there's so many just weird brains here.
28:29 And I kind of now question every interaction
28:32 I've had with Coleman.
28:33 'Cause Coleman, I'd see him in New York.
28:35 We'd watch the Knicks streams together.
28:36 He's a Knicks fan.
28:37 And I'm like, did he even know who Patrick Ewing was?
28:39 Like, I don't know what to make of this.
28:41 All the short porch guys are like,
28:43 he must've just been faking it until he made it
28:45 'cause he helped them with stuff.
28:46 And he, like, talked his way to make it seem
28:48 like he knew what he was doing.
28:49 If you don't know Joe Torre, though,
28:50 I mean, Dave, what are we talking about here?
28:52 - I mean, that's...
28:53 How old is Coleman?
28:54 - 25.
28:57 - Yeah, I mean, that's...
28:58 He lived through enough of...
29:00 - He was complaining on the "Kirk Bainahan Show"
29:01 a few weeks ago that his friends didn't invite him back
29:04 to play fantasy baseball this year.
29:05 It's like...
29:06 I wonder why.
29:09 You don't know any of the players.
29:13 Dave just tweeted, "Now this will be good.
29:15 "I can't wait for Clemmer to come out
29:16 "and be told nobody was watching him for the last two days.
29:19 "He was just talking to himself."
29:20 Which, if anyone follows through on things,
29:24 it's Dave Portnoy.
29:24 That stream will not come back on.
29:26 That will absolutely be shut off.
29:28 It will not come back on.
29:30 Last thing, Antonio Brown, I don't know.
29:32 Does he work for Barstool now?
29:34 Is he trying to?
29:36 - I think he will be in due time.
29:39 - Yeah, I think it's inevitable at this point.
29:41 - We were talking about this yesterday, too,
29:42 that Louis CK thing with Cracker.
29:44 It's like, I wish I could be offended.
29:47 Like, there's his spit on it.
29:49 - Yeah, he keeps calling everyone here Crackers,
29:50 which he's not.
29:51 I mean, we deal with a lot of white employees.
29:53 And then he said only two people worked there,
29:57 Wallow and Gilly, which also, shout out Pat Bev.
29:59 Put some respect on Pat Bev's name.
30:00 Other people as well.
30:01 But then he saw a video, this is where it's pretty funny.
30:04 He saw a video of Zha with the Storm Chasers,
30:08 and he said, "I was wrong.
30:09 "Make that two and a half."
30:11 And then he tweeted, "Make it very funny."
30:15 Very funny.
30:16 And then he said, "Make it three and a half tomorrow."
30:18 Which I'm like, did we hire him?
30:20 It wouldn't shock me.
30:21 - Honestly, nothing shocks me at this company anymore.
30:26 I mean, just think about the stuff we've been talking about
30:28 with these streams and all the nonsense.
30:30 We haven't even brought up Mitzi in this episode, right?
30:32 And all the crazy shit.
30:33 - If the stream came back on
30:34 and Antonio Brown was with Clemmer,
30:36 like, I wouldn't be, like, that'd be like,
30:37 that's normal.
30:39 - The only thing that stops me
30:41 from thinking Antonio Brown will get a job here
30:43 is literally 'cause he came out against Brady.
30:45 He's been, like, anti-Brady,
30:46 and, like, Dave fought on that wall too many times
30:49 to have a guy who's anti-Brady let him into the house.
30:52 'Cause then you're kinda thumbing your nose at Brady.
30:54 And I think that's, like, Brady, Belichick, Kraft
30:56 are the three people you can't have come out against
30:58 and get hired here.
30:59 - Yeah.
31:02 - Like, if he just walked into frame with Dave right now,
31:04 I wouldn't be shocked.
31:05 But I just, like, yeah, it's just, anyway.
31:08 - No, I'm sure that's already in the works to get him here.
31:10 The only thing is, is he,
31:12 I know we have, like, the Whack Pack,
31:14 Surreal Life cast member, like, employment staff here.
31:19 He might be a little too much of a loose cannon
31:22 where, yeah, maybe not.
31:25 Like, he's not a loose cannon, like, Mincy Whirl,
31:27 just, like, harmlessly say something incredibly dumb
31:31 and get maybe the potential entire company brought down.
31:35 Like, this guy might actually do something, like,
31:37 to hurt someone.
31:38 And then it's not former NFL player Antonio Brown did that,
31:42 it's Barstool Sports employee Antonio Brown did that.
31:45 And that's a real fucking problem.
31:47 'Cause people ask, you know, bloggers who had that,
31:49 and then it's like, boom, they're gone, they get cut.
31:51 And Antonio, but it is kind of funny
31:53 if Dave opens the Whack Pack athletes table of Barstool,
31:57 right?
31:58 Like, we have, like, legitimate athletes,
32:00 or shout out Playoff Lenny, right?
32:02 Playoff Lenny was kind of one of those guys.
32:03 Pat Bev is a legitimate athlete.
32:06 Antonio Brown.
32:07 - Pat Bev, Pat Bev is a goaded Barstool employee.
32:12 - Pat Bev, I've never heard one bad thing about Pat Bev.
32:14 He might not be the best, but he's the absolute best.
32:17 Like, I've spoken with him a billion times off camera.
32:22 At this point, he is, one, he gets it for, like,
32:25 for Barstool purposes.
32:26 Like, he'll be like, oh, yo, bring a camera out.
32:28 And like, he's not one of those guys that's, you know,
32:30 I'm in the NBA, I'm going to come record my show and leave.
32:32 He fucks around with, like, the content side.
32:35 And he's just an awesome dude.
32:36 And he's super fucking fun.
32:37 - His demeanor is as if the NBA is his side job.
32:42 Like, he works at Barstool
32:43 and he happens to play in the NBA.
32:44 Like, that's his demeanor.
32:46 - It does seem like that.
32:47 - It's awesome, yeah.
32:48 - When his playing days are over,
32:50 he'll have a job here for as long as he'd like, I'd imagine.
32:54 - I bet he can fit the wifi situation out there.
32:56 You go, Pat, our wifi's not working.
32:58 He'll be like, I get my guy out.
32:59 - What if that's why Antonio Brown quits?
33:00 Like, he comes in and he's like, are you fucking kidding me?
33:04 - Wifi at an internet company?
33:06 The wifi, it doesn't work?
33:07 - That's it for the rundown.
33:09 Shout out to High Noon.
33:10 Shout out to Manasquan basketball team.
33:13 Champions, champions in our mind.
33:15 - Something good is going to come for them.
33:16 Maybe like a go fund me or something.
33:19 - Yeah.
33:20 I could also see, like, I don't know,
33:23 just like honored at like a Sixers game.
33:24 So I don't know.
33:25 - Yeah, something like that.
33:26 - Yeah.
33:27 That's it.
33:28 All right.
33:28 We will talk to you tomorrow.
33:32 - Sounds good.
33:33 Catch everybody soon.
33:34 (whooshing)
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