Gaz Rattles the Rundown - Barstool Rundown - March 5th, 2024
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01:45 NFL headlines seem to be dominating the storylines here.
01:49 The Denver Broncos are releasing Russell Wilson which is no real shocker.
01:54 Spent two seasons with the Broncos.
01:55 Didn't really work out.
01:56 Five picks, two first rounders, three players and $124 million in cash to acquire him.
02:01 Wilson went 11-19 as a starter.
02:03 They're taking a massive cap hit.
02:04 $85 million.
02:05 It's like the largest ever.
02:06 Double.
02:07 The all largest.
02:08 Yeah, it just goes to show they gotta get rid of him.
02:09 I don't really know if Wilson has anything left.
02:12 It's gotta be the right situation.
02:13 You saw that with the Lions.
02:14 Who really has that?
02:16 Look at his stats last year.
02:18 Look at Russell Wilson's stats last year.
02:20 They aren't as bad as you would think.
02:23 The way that Russell Wilson gets talked about.
02:25 They're not as bad.
02:26 I get what you mean.
02:27 It's just one of those things like guys have it, he doesn't have it.
02:30 He doesn't probably need, you could probably sign him for really cheap because he just
02:33 got another $85 million for doing nothing.
02:36 I'd take a chance on him.
02:38 He wouldn't be a bad stopgap on the Giants but we'd have to play cheap.
02:42 Yeah, read it out to him.
02:43 I wouldn't hate that.
02:44 What are you looking at?
02:45 3,070 yards, 26 touchdowns, 8 interceptions.
02:51 That's like a good season.
02:52 Good season.
02:53 But you don't think about him as being okay last year.
02:55 He started off really shitty.
02:57 No, because unfortunately he got put in the bed of superstars and he's not performing
03:00 like superstars so you say bust.
03:01 But he's an okay quarterback.
03:03 I've gotten to the point where I kind of feel bad for him.
03:05 A little bit.
03:06 Like I have for a while.
03:07 I never thought I would say that about Russell Wilson.
03:09 But the thing about him is he's the guy that says thank God for everything.
03:14 What's he going to say here?
03:15 Well, thank God he got $85 million to not play.
03:19 Is his next thing going to be like all praise to Jesus that I got cut?
03:22 Probably.
03:23 I think it is.
03:24 I feel like it happens for a reason.
03:25 Well, maybe he flips like Mike Tyson.
03:27 Praise be to Allah.
03:28 As a Patriots fan, I'd rather have him.
03:29 Run that clip.
03:30 We're not allowed but I don't care.
03:32 Run the clip.
03:34 I'd rather have him over...
03:35 My face over Mike Tyson.
03:36 Praise be to Allah.
03:37 I'd rather have him over Dan Jones.
03:39 You don't know that clip?
03:41 You would ra...
03:42 What?
03:43 Do you not know that Tyson clip?
03:44 I know that clip.
03:45 It's legendary.
03:46 I broke my back.
03:47 Spinal.
03:48 Play it.
03:49 I don't think we're allowed.
03:50 And he says a lot of bad ones that I'm not allowed to say.
03:53 I don't think we're allowed to play it.
03:55 Yeah.
03:56 He says I'll bleep you until you bleep me.
03:57 That's a good question.
03:58 Would you rather have Russell Wilson or Dan Jones?
03:59 Actually, I take it back.
04:01 I'd rather have Dan Jones.
04:02 I'd rather have Dan Jones.
04:03 Yeah, I don't know.
04:04 I mean, it's kind of on the way out.
04:05 Too bad option.
04:06 If it was a team, like the Patriots are talking about getting Baker Mayfield.
04:11 I wouldn't hate that.
04:12 Don't call down that one.
04:13 No, I wouldn't hate that.
04:14 Don't call down that one.
04:15 But I'd also like, I'd rather have him over Mac Jones, Russell Wilson.
04:19 Yeah.
04:20 Yeah, without a doubt.
04:21 Honestly, yeah.
04:22 So, it's like, I don't know.
04:23 I mean, I don't know what Denver's going to do, but I don't think he's done.
04:26 I don't think he's cooked.
04:27 He's not good.
04:28 Gotta be the right situation.
04:29 Bro, there's so many bad quarterbacks in the NFL that he can go somewhere and be better
04:33 than them.
04:34 Oh, definitely.
04:35 There's trash.
04:36 There's trash.
04:37 There's trash.
04:38 There's trash.
04:39 There's trash.
04:40 There's trash.
04:41 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:42 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:43 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:44 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:45 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:46 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:47 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:48 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:49 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:50 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:51 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:52 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
04:53 I don't think he's going to be a good player.
05:16 If you're a fan of Dana Beers, you're not going to be a good NFL quarterback.
05:20 That should be a question in the combine.
05:22 Are you a fan of Dana Beers?
05:24 No.
05:25 We'll draft you.
05:26 What quarterback is successful after that?
05:28 Jason Kelce retires after 13 seasons.
05:32 We're watching film, not beard tweets.
05:35 7 Pro Bowls, 6 First Team Bowl Pro.
05:38 Guys, what's up?
05:39 You look concerned.
05:40 Dana's on the right.
05:41 No one else here?
05:42 The fuck?
05:43 I was wondering.
05:44 No, I get it.
05:48 You come in here, you take your shots.
05:51 You want to sit?
05:52 You've never been on a rundown?
05:53 I'm not a content guy.
05:54 You're not right.
05:55 I forced my way into content.
05:56 Unless there's 100,000 on the line.
05:57 Unless there's 100,000 on the line.
05:58 You texted me saying we need to do more content.
05:59 Overheard at law school, that's content.
06:00 Was it a group chat of you and Erica?
06:01 Or was it me that said I need to do it?
06:07 You're on the two big shows.
06:08 We'd have to look at it.
06:09 We'd have to look at it.
06:10 Behind the scenes.
06:11 I can pull it up is what I can do.
06:12 There's no other show where I can say, "You know what?
06:13 I'm going to do it."
06:14 I'm going to say a few more words and get this reaction.
06:15 You're not content only by name.
06:17 You stood up.
06:18 Why did you fire it up?
06:20 Because I know when I first started, I was definitely like, "I like the bright lights
06:24 and I want to be in content."
06:25 Now, I didn't ask to be full-time content.
06:27 He's a hybrid.
06:28 I know he's doing good.
06:29 I'm still doing this fucking Goldschmucks fucking video.
06:31 I'm doing it all, guys.
06:32 You're a fat.
06:33 What are we doing here?
06:34 All right, guys.
06:35 What about this one?
06:36 What about this one?
06:37 Jason Kelsey retires.
06:38 Should he have worn a shirt?
06:39 Yeah, I thought that was unprofessional, but it's also on brand for them.
06:42 That's coming from a guy who dresses like shit.
06:44 That's what he wears.
06:45 That's why I said it's on brand for them.
06:46 They're going to run this when they put his name up in the Hall of Fame, Hall of Ring.
06:50 He dummies.
06:51 There was no need for that.
06:52 He dummies.
06:53 He dummies.
06:54 Is there anyone else that can do it?
06:55 He absolutely dummies.
06:56 I don't ask to do the rundown.
06:57 He dominates.
06:58 Do you want to sit here?
06:59 Don't.
07:00 Just let him win.
07:01 He got me.
07:02 He got you bad.
07:03 There was a text message in a group chat from Paul Kaczynski and Eric Canardini saying,
07:10 "We want you to do more content."
07:11 Make yourself look worse.
07:12 Not me.
07:13 Oh.
07:14 He's a bully.
07:15 Don't say anything.
07:16 He's a bully.
07:17 Your teammate's a bully.
07:18 So, we'll get to that in the after show.
07:19 He's my teammate.
07:20 Trivia.
07:21 But wait.
07:22 Don't freak.
07:24 You started that.
07:26 I bumped into him on the street and then I went, "Oh, my bad, bro."
07:29 And he went, "Bam!"
07:30 No, no, no.
07:31 In my fucking head.
07:32 That's how Barstool works.
07:33 I know.
07:34 It's crazy.
07:35 You take a little jab, you get a fucking uppercut.
07:36 No, no, no.
07:37 You're wrong.
07:38 True or false, the painting sucked.
07:39 I loved it.
07:40 Yeah, you loved it.
07:41 You're wrong.
07:42 You're wrong.
07:43 Because you want to go to fucking Dana White and you want to go to the beer.
07:46 We know where your bread's going.
07:47 But wait.
07:48 You were wrong, though.
07:49 You didn't bump into him.
07:50 You kind of threw something at him across the street.
07:52 Because he came out of nowhere.
07:53 Bump doesn't come out of nowhere.
07:54 Maybe.
07:55 I think I threw maybe a small snowball and he took a bazooka.
07:58 But that's how he rolls.
07:59 That's how he rolls.
08:00 That's what you got to expect when you throw the jab, you're getting an uppercut.
08:03 I know.
08:04 He's been dominating.
08:05 He dominated me on that stupid square.
08:06 Can we get rid of that fucking circle already?
08:09 It doesn't.
08:10 He fucking does that.
08:11 I put the toiletry bag, fake toiletry bag.
08:14 I go to fucking Kansas State, Nebraska wins.
08:17 He's just dominating.
08:20 I don't like parody Rico.
08:21 I'm not.
08:22 He's just, it's hard to like play around.
08:24 He didn't dominate you.
08:25 No, he can't play around.
08:26 He like put the shit on your chest.
08:29 And then made you, like made you.
08:32 Also you're just very wrong about this Jason Kelsey thing.
08:35 Nah, I should have wore a shirt.
08:37 Should have wore a shirt.
08:38 If anything, it's more like who cares.
08:40 I can't.
08:41 I'm saying like about his, he's cried for 45 minutes.
08:44 Yeah, it was a little long.
08:48 Kirk Cousins playing on moving to Atlanta.
08:50 Giants are not franchise tagging Saquon Barkley.
08:53 I don't know if, it sucks Saquon's not with the Giants.
08:56 Well, it doesn't mean that he's not on the Giants.
08:58 Yeah, I don't think we're going to pay.
09:00 Loaded running back class, Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, Derrick Henry, Austin Ekler.
09:05 Oh, I like Austin Ekler.
09:06 I'm going to be honest.
09:08 I don't know what franchise tagging means.
09:10 This means that whatever I see, I don't.
09:12 I'm like, okay.
09:13 They pay you very minimally for the next year.
09:16 And then you get like another year cheap is the way I understand it.
09:20 I agree with you though.
09:21 Whatever I see it, I'm like, eh, what does that mean?
09:24 You're still on the team, but you're getting cheaped.
09:27 You're getting a year of hate.
09:29 He's now a free agent.
09:31 Not franchise tagging him.
09:32 Franchise tagging is a no one can get.
09:34 Cousins on the Falcons is puke.
09:36 Can I be honest?
09:38 That doesn't make sense.
09:39 Not if they put a lot of weapons around them.
09:40 I mean, that's what he had in Minnesota.
09:41 That's why they made the playoffs and won that division.
09:43 But like, the Falcons are the same exact team as the Vikings.
09:46 They're not going to get any better than the Vikings.
09:47 They have really good weapons with like an okay defense.
09:50 It's the same thing.
09:52 Why wouldn't you just stay with the best?
09:53 You're a trash ass division though.
09:54 You have the best receiver.
09:55 Trash ass division.
09:56 The best receiver of all time on your team.
09:58 Just go back there.
09:59 Yeah.
10:00 I think they won.
10:01 The Falcons, who's like, they have good, obviously have good weapons, but like, I don't
10:04 know.
10:05 I think they have some fields to Atlanta that make sense.
10:07 Yeah.
10:08 We'll see.
10:09 Uh, NFL wants to change the onside kick rule.
10:12 New rule was crafted by NFL coordinators and it would make it so teams can only attempt
10:17 onside kicks when trailing in the fourth quarter and would have to declare their intention
10:21 in advance.
10:22 This is fucking stupid.
10:23 Everyone knows they're kind of onside kicking anyway.
10:25 What are we becoming as a society?
10:26 I don't know.
10:27 Soft.
10:28 Very, very stupid.
10:29 We gotta say, guys, we're going to do an onside kick to try and get the ball back.
10:33 Like what?
10:34 Like how stupid is that?
10:36 And we're trailing, we're going to need the ball back.
10:38 Here you go.
10:39 There was only two onside kicks recovered last year.
10:43 Is that true?
10:44 Yeah.
10:45 Why do we need to make it harder?
10:46 Make it easier.
10:48 Yeah, like do like they only could have two guys there.
10:53 Make it more fun.
10:54 I don't give a fuck.
10:55 Not tell them.
10:56 Arch Manning will reportedly...
10:57 How about Rico saying he has a hard out, by the way?
11:00 Hard out.
11:01 He's flying through these toppers.
11:02 He's not even asking us our opinion.
11:03 Hard out.
11:04 You're giving him the last thing.
11:05 You're giving him the last thing.
11:06 He just didn't ask us anything.
11:07 48 minutes.
11:08 38 minutes.
11:09 He just said the free agents.
11:10 It's the next thing.
11:11 I read the top.
11:12 Did you even read the topic list?
11:13 I read the topic list.
11:14 There's four grouped together with the NFL, so you move up.
11:15 Yeah, but you are flying.
11:16 They each get a little bit of a plate.
11:17 We got time.
11:18 Your hard out's not until 2.
11:19 It's 1.22.
11:20 What do you got a hard out for?
11:21 I'm recording something with Robbie.
11:22 He's waiting.
11:23 Your own show is his own show at 2.
11:24 You keep moving.
11:25 Wait, you don't have a hard out.
11:26 You don't have a hard out.
11:27 You don't have a hard out.
11:28 It's your show.
11:35 You keep moving things.
11:36 Moving through.
11:37 We'll talk slow.
11:38 You want to talk like a fucking moron?
11:39 What's the next one?
11:40 Alright.
11:41 Arch Manning will reportedly not opt into EA Sports College football.
11:47 There you go.
11:52 Let him go.
11:53 I mean, this is unbearable.
11:54 That's not what I meant.
11:55 You still haven't answered our opinion.
11:56 I'm adding.
11:57 I was adding opinions.
11:58 I said, "Ooh, Austin Acklin."
11:59 Yeah, then you moved on.
12:00 Because we had four other things.
12:01 Ooh, I'm sorry.
12:02 I'm a little rattled.
12:03 Gaz hijacked the whole fucking thing anyway.
12:04 Well, Gaz got to me a little bit, but I'm over it.
12:05 Gaz stood there.
12:06 Gaz came and said, "There's no one else that could be on the run now other than Dana."
12:07 You guys lost.
12:08 I'll take the shot.
12:09 He was lurking.
12:10 You take the slaps and you move it going.
12:11 You keep going.
12:12 You didn't take the slap.
12:13 You derailed the shot.
12:14 I came in and I yelled back.
12:15 It's not nice.
12:16 You bumped into him on the street.
12:17 I have evidence in my pocket.
12:18 No, because you know what?
12:19 The fact that I'm not on the show is a good thing.
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