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00:00 [intro music]
00:03 It's the rundown for Monday, March 4th,
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00:10 Is March 4th a sentence?
00:11 [snorts]
00:13 Uh, yeah, it's a command that would work as a sentence.
00:15 Cool.
00:16 Yeah.
00:16 Sorry, I couldn't-- I said I wasn't gonna talk,
00:18 but goddamn, I just clicked.
00:19 He said you're gonna try to not--
00:20 Well, that's exciting as fuck.
00:21 You also said that, and you immediately--
00:22 There's not many sentence days.
00:23 Yeah, when we talk-- if we're talking words and stuff.
00:26 April, if it's a name, or any month that's a name.
00:29 Sentence days?
00:30 Yeah.
00:30 Just one?
00:31 March 4th?
00:32 No, nay.
00:33 May what?
00:34 May 1?
00:35 That doesn't make sense.
00:37 May 2?
00:38 May 2nd?
00:38 How many sentence days are there?
00:43 I think March 4th might be the only sentence day.
00:45 No.
00:46 March and May are the only--
00:47 No, there's so many.
00:47 So March is--
00:48 June 1st.
00:49 That'd be the response to June asking, well, what order--
00:54 what number am I in the order?
00:56 June 1st, comma, first.
00:58 I guess any-- if June 7th would be--
01:00 Any month would be a name.
01:02 Any of those.
01:03 June 8th?
01:05 January, February, those are not-- but see,
01:07 March and May are both--
01:08 March being a verb, and May being one of those other words.
01:13 What is May?
01:15 Maybe like July 3rd?
01:17 That's like Jesus counting downing Thomas.
01:19 Jew.
01:21 That's his third one, and the cock crows.
01:24 But it wasn't Thomas.
01:25 It was Peter that denied him three times.
01:28 But then he became--
01:29 He didn't lie, though.
01:30 Oh, he denied him.
01:31 He denied him.
01:31 OK.
01:32 It would be-- it'd have to be June I.
01:34 Yeah.
01:35 All right.
01:39 March 4th.
01:39 March 4th.
01:41 March 4th, 2024.
01:42 Wait, let's see if we can get somebody with that sentence.
01:46 Titus, March 4th.
01:49 Yep, he's listening.
01:50 He's coming.
01:51 That's sick.
01:53 Mad Dog.
01:53 I'm doing the run--
01:55 March 4th.
01:56 March 4th.
01:58 March 4th.
02:00 I'm doing the rundown.
02:01 Thank you.
02:03 I can't leave for trivia right now.
02:04 March 4th.
02:07 I can't.
02:07 I can't.
02:08 I'm doing the rundown.
02:08 I can't--
02:09 USC, 20-- second round pick to an AFC South team.
02:15 USC--
02:16 UFC?
02:18 USC, 2020 wide receiver.
02:21 You sure it's 2020?
02:22 Yes.
02:23 You sure it's 2020?
02:24 Currently AFC South?
02:25 It's not like Marquise Lee back in like the--
02:27 No, it's 2020.
02:29 Please, for two seconds.
02:30 I'm sorry.
02:30 I'm doing the rundown.
02:32 What do you mean?
02:32 If he knew it, he would tell you.
02:33 I would tell you if I knew it.
02:35 I don't know it.
02:36 I don't know what to tell you.
02:37 It's against Flux.
02:38 You're going to have to lose.
02:40 I don't know.
02:40 I'm sorry.
02:41 I can't.
02:42 I can't-- I can't come with you right now.
02:44 You have no ideas?
02:45 I don't.
02:46 USC wide receiver, 2020.
02:47 Yeah, he doesn't know.
02:48 Yeah, simple as that.
02:49 I think you're wrong, because all that fits Marquise Lee
02:51 if you just didn't-- if it wasn't 2020s.
02:54 OK.
02:55 I'll take that.
02:56 It's not Marquise Lee.
02:57 Don't-- he was a first round pick, wasn't he?
02:59 Juju was second, wasn't he?
03:01 But like-- but like--
03:02 But he wasn't the AFCs.
03:03 No, he went to Steelers.
03:04 Hold on.
03:04 All right, let me just look it on.
03:07 Yeah, just cheat.
03:08 Oh, just let me--
03:08 I'm thinking for a second, just very quickly.
03:10 Amonra?
03:15 Amonra St-- no, he went to the Lions.
03:18 I don't know.
03:18 Drake London?
03:19 Drake London?
03:20 Where'd he go?
03:21 He went to the Falcons.
03:22 Tyler Vaughn.
03:22 He was first round pick, wasn't he?
03:24 We got nothing.
03:25 Got nothing.
03:28 Nothing.
03:28 Sorry.
03:30 What-- March 4th.
03:32 Did you see what I did?
03:33 I wrote it back.
03:34 That was good.
03:34 I like how that works.
03:35 All right, what's the first topic?
03:36 Huh?
03:37 Nothing?
03:38 The word--
03:40 Kaitlyn Clark.
03:42 Kaitlyn Clark.
03:43 Best athlete ever?
03:45 I don't know.
03:45 2020 second round pick.
03:47 Yeah.
03:48 She was fully ready to cheat.
03:50 I like that.
03:50 Watch us cheat, and then accept that answer.
03:52 We were all more--
03:53 And mad at us for not cheating.
03:54 No plausible deniability at all, because we were on camera.
03:57 Let's try to get her kicked out of the league for that.
03:59 It's kind of a bullshit thing that she just did.
04:02 She was trying to cheat Flux, whoever that is.
04:04 That's Castellani, Carl, and Joey.
04:07 Is that who that is now?
04:08 Yeah.
04:09 Super.
04:10 Kaitlyn Clark just broke Pete Maravich's all-time scoring
04:13 record for college basketball, even though he
04:16 played men's basketball, she played women's basketball.
04:18 It's now a record that we're--
04:19 It's the same thing.
04:20 They have different names of the sport, but it's fine.
04:23 This is an NCAA record?
04:25 This is an NCAA record.
04:26 All college?
04:27 I think it's Division I.
04:28 OK.
04:29 Division I. I don't know--
04:31 well, Juco, they only play two years,
04:32 so nobody would have that record.
04:34 Maybe Division III.
04:35 NAIA?
04:38 So she sets a record, and it seems
04:40 like she's setting a record every two or three weeks now.
04:42 She is?
04:43 So this is the men's and women's record.
04:45 This is the men's.
04:45 Yeah.
04:46 Pete Maravich has scored the most points
04:47 of any college basketball player.
04:48 Is there any controversy about this?
04:50 Other than the fact that people point out
04:52 that Pete Maravich didn't have a three-point line,
04:53 that's not really controversy.
04:54 It's just--
04:55 Oh, that's significant.
04:56 That changes things.
04:58 Yeah.
04:58 So if you say that, you're a sexist, you're an idiot.
05:02 And you kind of are, because a lot of things
05:04 happened back then that probably don't happen now.
05:06 Now, where does-- yeah.
05:09 Where does she rank all-time athletes for you?
05:12 Top three?
05:12 I think as far as--
05:14 I don't think it's a question now
05:16 that she is the most famous college basketball
05:19 player on Earth right now.
05:21 But is she the best of all time?
05:24 Yeah, because I guess men's basketball in college,
05:27 they don't really have a face right now, do they?
05:28 They don't have a face, because guys come,
05:30 they start for one year, they leave.
05:31 Women's basketball still does the three- or four-year model,
05:33 where they're there for a while.
05:34 They can break these records.
05:35 You can't break these records in men's basketball anymore,
05:37 because you're not there long enough.
05:38 I'm excited to see her deal that she gets in the WNBA.
05:40 It might be $30,000, $40,000.
05:43 I think she announced last week she is headed to the WNBA.
05:46 So she's-- they have--
05:49 Indiana Fever.
05:50 That's right, they have a number one pick.
05:51 They have a tough life.
05:52 They play in the WNBA in the summer,
05:54 then they go play in, like, Russia.
05:55 They do off-season, yeah, they go overseas.
05:57 Yeah, I think they make more money in Russia
05:59 than they make over here playing the WNBA.
06:01 She probably makes a million dollars now.
06:04 With an NBL, she has to be huge.
06:05 I would think so, she--
06:06 So people might start staying in college for--
06:10 they take all their red shirts.
06:12 Staying as long as she could.
06:13 And then COVID kind of fucked it up,
06:14 because everybody got an extra COVID year.
06:16 Now I guess we're growing out of that.
06:17 But yeah, so she set the record.
06:20 LeBron--
06:20 Will it be beat?
06:22 Not by a man.
06:23 It'll have to be beat by a woman, I think.
06:25 It'll have to be beat by a woman who's good immediately,
06:27 who can score 20, 30 points a game as a freshman
06:31 and do that for four straight years
06:33 and not go to the WNBA, which I think you can do in women's--
06:37 because a star in women's basketball,
06:39 a star in women's college basketball,
06:42 is there-- there's not a star in the WNBA now as big as she is.
06:47 I would say she's bigger than any--
06:48 she's the biggest women's basketball star in the world.
06:50 Who?
06:50 Serena--
06:51 Polly Copper.
06:52 Who?
06:53 I don't know.
06:54 I mean, Greiner still.
06:57 She was a geopolitical hostage.
06:59 Yeah, she was.
07:01 Also said women's basketball.
07:02 Yeah.
07:04 Greiner is beautiful.
07:09 LeBron James.
07:11 LeBron James scored his 40,000th point.
07:15 That's a fuck ton.
07:16 That's a lot of points.
07:17 That's so many points.
07:18 He set the record last year, but now he's just--
07:20 This is just a new round number milestone?
07:22 It is.
07:22 He broke the record last year.
07:24 I think it was 38 and 1/2 or maybe 39.
07:26 He broke that record.
07:27 Now he hits 40,000.
07:28 So every round number milestone he hits will now be a big deal.
07:31 I don't know if 41,000 will be a big deal, 42,000.
07:33 I feel like since we're nearing his retirement,
07:36 they will make every round number a big deal.
07:38 Not 41.
07:39 You would do that for like 41,000 Twitter followers.
07:42 You probably got the balloons, the numbered balloons,
07:46 made a cake for yourself.
07:48 When I first started, I was doing an anniversary blog post
07:50 for every six month anniversary I had.
07:53 Actually?
07:53 I had a six month anniversary.
07:55 Were they like serious and reflective?
07:58 No, they were just ball washing.
07:59 They were just--
08:00 Oh, OK.
08:01 Are they still up?
08:01 I was in my Ben Mintz phase.
08:02 I was just telling everybody how great I was.
08:05 Now I don't do it anymore, even though-- and it's not a big deal,
08:07 but April 9th will be my five year anniversary.
08:11 At Barstool Sports.
08:13 Yeah.
08:13 Cool.
08:14 You just had your five year, right?
08:16 That was November.
08:17 Yeah.
08:18 You were just ahead of me for about five months.
08:21 Don't do it.
08:23 Yeah, but it's--
08:26 Big one.
08:27 So we got more topics.
08:29 I have to look at my sheet.
08:30 John Rich prepared--
08:31 Chris Clemmer's in isolation right now?
08:33 100 hours.
08:35 100 hours.
08:35 Tell me what the name of the stream is called.
08:37 Solitary confinement.
08:39 No.
08:40 Solitary Clem-finement, I think?
08:42 Yeah, that's what it is.
08:43 That sucks.
08:44 I think it is.
08:45 I think that sucks.
08:46 That's not what they called it.
08:47 Solitary Clem-finement.
08:48 Yeah.
08:49 Did our actual other Clem--
08:50 This is Clem with a K.
08:52 That's right.
08:53 So Clem could do Clem-finement with a C.
08:56 But why name it that?
08:57 You don't-- yeah.
08:58 Give me a better name right now.
08:59 Go.
09:00 Chris Clemmer, 100 hours of solitary confinement.
09:02 I think that's it.
09:03 That-- yeah.
09:04 Chris Clemmer, 100 hours of solitary confinement.
09:05 You always don't have to-- yeah.
09:07 Yeah.
09:07 Puns got us in a stranglehold.
09:08 You actually don't have to name these things, do you?
09:10 Yeah.
09:10 No, you don't.
09:12 But like, I'm like a snobby pun guy.
09:16 Like, I need to have double--
09:17 A clumbersome experience.
09:17 Yeah.
09:18 He can't die in there, can he?
09:22 I don't think he can die.
09:24 Like a cockroach.
09:25 I think he eats via photosynthesis.
09:29 I don't think he could die.
09:30 And if he does, I think another one
09:32 will just kind of branch off.
09:33 Yeah, he's fine.
09:36 He just evaporates.
09:38 You wait five minutes, and he pulls back together and comes--
09:41 and stands back up.
09:42 Yeah, because I know he reproduces asexually.
09:46 Is he-- what is he doing for food?
09:48 Do you know?
09:48 Is he eating and everything?
09:50 He has a really, really weird diet.
09:52 He can't eat anything that's a pocket.
09:54 So he can't eat anything that's like a burrito.
09:56 He can't eat anything that he can't see the insides of.
09:58 Jelly-filled donut.
09:59 He can't eat pizza rolls.
10:01 Stuffed pizza.
10:02 Yeah.
10:02 He can't eat anything-- he has an insane, enormous aversion
10:06 towards anything that's what he calls pocketed foods.
10:08 Has to see everything he eats?
10:10 Yes.
10:11 But he also barely eats anything else.
10:14 That's just something he won't even look at.
10:18 I ordered empanadas to the office,
10:19 and he was freaking out.
10:21 I don't know that he ever--
10:22 Have you been out to eat with him?
10:23 Oh, he screamed at Kyle.
10:24 Oh, my god.
10:25 I was rubbing my silverware together with just--
10:27 you know, it's like nails on a chalkboard, pet peeve,
10:30 but that really broke him.
10:31 And so you just kept on--
10:32 I even faked it.
10:33 Was that early in the dinner?
10:35 You broke him early in the dinner?
10:36 Yeah.
10:36 Damn near immediately.
10:37 Yeah.
10:40 Does he make it the 100 hours?
10:42 Yeah.
10:43 And I think he could--
10:44 That's four days, man.
10:45 I think he could go like 600 hours.
10:47 Really?
10:48 I think Clemmer is built different.
10:50 I really think Clemmer could just--
10:53 like, if this office just had a maple tree in the middle of it,
10:56 I feel like he could just burrow in it and live there
10:58 for years and us not know about it.
11:00 I have a huge fear of sleeping on stream.
11:03 I'll wake up a lot in the middle of night
11:05 and think I'm being still alive or something.
11:09 There's a chance we see him get fucking hard as he sleeps.
11:13 I didn't even consider that.
11:16 His home.
11:16 He's going to be on for-- he's going to be on 100 hours.
11:19 At a certain point, he will be on camera with the burner.
11:21 Let's--
11:21 He has to get an erection.
11:22 How many days?
11:23 Four.
11:23 That's four days, right?
11:25 That's hard.
11:26 Yes.
11:26 Mentally.
11:27 But if you had the right motivation--
11:28 No cell phone, he won't know what time--
11:30 what time do you-- when do you think you lose what track of--
11:32 like, what time it is?
11:33 If you're not looking at the time--
11:37 I think as soon as you sleep.
11:38 So then you don't know how long you've been sleeping.
11:39 You can do the first day because you can do it by meals,
11:41 I think.
11:43 Can he see outside?
11:44 Or--
11:45 No.
11:45 There's no windows?
11:46 No windows.
11:47 It's in the basement of the New York office.
11:49 Oh, it's in that thing?
11:50 Yes.
11:51 So Mantis had to move out.
11:53 And then--
11:53 I mean, that room sucks anyway.
11:55 It's horrible.
11:56 When we were down there, we were filming a Santa sketch
12:00 for Out of Order.
12:01 We saw a cockroach, I think, this big.
12:04 Horrifying.
12:05 He could become a cockroach.
12:06 He could be one of the cockroaches.
12:07 I think he might just start hunting him, feeding on them.
12:10 I might turn into a castaway situation
12:12 where he pulls out a tooth.
12:14 Self-surgery would be hilarious.
12:17 And it's not even hurt.
12:17 He's just bored.
12:18 No, yeah.
12:20 The NFL combine, not a whole lot.
12:22 I almost said John Ross, but he had the old record.
12:24 Xavier Worthy from Texas ran a 4-2-1.
12:26 Passed.
12:27 That's very, very, very fast.
12:28 Now, the last guy, John Ross, ran a 4-2-2.
12:30 Already out of the league.
12:31 Completely fucking sucked it.
12:32 Already out of the league.
12:34 But Xavier Worthy had a better college career
12:36 than John Ross, I believe.
12:38 So this guy, Xavier Worthy, how good is he?
12:41 He's a very good receiver.
12:42 He scored, I think, two touchdowns.
12:44 Say he wasn't.
12:45 How big of a deal is it to be able to run that fast?
12:47 It's--
12:48 It's shockingly fast.
12:49 You need to also make a play first.
12:51 You need to be able to-- you also need to be on the field
12:53 fast, and he was.
12:54 He had the first touchdown against Oklahoma
12:56 a couple of years ago.
12:57 He ran 75 yards in the first--
13:00 How often does the fastest wide receiver always
13:04 go first in the first round?
13:05 I don't think so.
13:06 OK.
13:07 His size is a big deal.
13:08 Sure.
13:08 His size-- yeah.
13:10 But the fastest guy in the combine
13:12 can never go undrafted.
13:14 No.
13:14 No, he's going to turn heads.
13:15 Yeah.
13:16 And this guy--
13:17 Is he going to be a first round pick?
13:18 I don't know where he was-- where they had him,
13:20 because he has a drops problem.
13:21 He has a big drops problem.
13:23 He had a lot of drops.
13:23 That's the last thing you want from a receiver.
13:25 Yeah, it seems like a big problem.
13:27 I don't know if that's the last thing you want.
13:29 Yes, it is.
13:29 If he ran a 10-second 40, that'd be the last thing you want.
13:32 I'd rather him be sure-handed.
13:33 If he were wide--
13:34 I would rather have a wide receiver that
13:37 runs a 10-second 40 and catches 99% of the passes
13:41 than the fastest wide receiver that catches 60.
13:45 That's cap, bro.
13:46 You think that's cap?
13:47 Did I use it right?
13:48 Yeah.
13:49 OK.
13:49 I don't.
13:50 I just--
13:51 You're right.
13:51 I'm capping.
13:52 And then Texas Tech safety Tyler Owens--
13:56 he made news in his interview.
13:57 He doesn't think space is real.
13:59 I think it was John Rich that said he's woke to this.
14:02 People are now just talking about him.
14:04 So he had to do something.
14:06 So you think flat Earth and all that shit,
14:08 now it's just a device to get on the news.
14:11 I think a lot of people will do that.
14:12 But Kyrie Irving was already on the news
14:14 before he went flat Earth.
14:15 I think conspiracy videos are very, very persuasive.
14:20 They definitely are, especially if you don't watch anything
14:22 else.
14:22 If you get it, it's easy to manipulate a simple mind.
14:26 But not believing in space is tough.
14:31 I'm 100% sure we landed on the moon.
14:33 But about once every two years, I'll
14:35 see a video where I'm like, well--
14:36 And then they'll reel you in.
14:38 Yeah, they'll reel you in.
14:39 They really will.
14:41 Not believing in space--
14:43 we all have been outside at night, right?
14:46 So what are those things?
14:48 You know who doesn't believe in space?
14:50 My fucking wife.
14:52 Good god.
14:54 Give me a break, woman.
14:55 We bringing this back?
14:56 Yeah.
14:56 There it is.
14:59 Give me a break, lady.
15:00 Haven't heard from her in a while.
15:02 Johnny Manziel is--
15:04 Who doesn't believe in the sun?
15:07 Jews?
15:09 Simon Peter?
15:10 My absentee dad.
15:12 Johnny Manziel is boycotting the Heisman Trophy ceremony
15:19 until Reggie Bush is given his Heisman back.
15:22 I'm going to give this one with a big who cares stamp.
15:24 Yeah, I kind of agree.
15:25 How many tell-alls is he going to do before it's like,
15:28 yeah, we--
15:29 He's doing a lot.
15:29 You're the party guy.
15:30 If you do multiple tell-alls, that
15:32 makes the other ones not tell-alls.
15:33 That wasn't all of them.
15:35 After careful thought and consideration--
15:36 A man can only do one tell-all.
15:38 I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman Trophy
15:41 ceremony until Reggie Bush gets his trophy back.
15:43 Doesn't sit--
15:43 You can't humbly remove yourself,
15:45 because that means you have a big enough of a--
15:47 Is he like a regular VIP invitee?
15:50 If you want a Heisman, you go.
15:51 So you go.
15:52 OK.
15:54 Doesn't sit right with my morals and values
15:56 that he can't be on that stage with us every year.
15:58 Reggie is the Heisman Trophy.
16:00 Do the right thing, NCAA.
16:01 The ball is in your court.
16:02 It's a big who cares.
16:03 Yeah.
16:04 Have the pool.
16:04 Yeah.
16:05 You see Shannon Sharp getting out of that car.
16:08 Is he doing it at her store?
16:10 Is he going to look like an auntie?
16:12 Is the Shannon Sharp gay thing just what we're
16:14 going to debate from now on?
16:16 That was a debate a couple of weeks ago, right?
16:18 Oh, really?
16:19 Well, they called him gay.
16:20 And all comedians came back and were like, this guy's gay.
16:23 He's gay.
16:23 And then that was a thing for a while.
16:25 Damn.
16:26 Oh, maybe he is.
16:26 So did we--
16:27 Yeah, I think that was the conversation
16:29 around Shannon Sharp.
16:30 OK, yeah.
16:31 He got-- yeah.
16:33 So Zesty is-- Zesty equals gay?
16:36 Zesty's gay.
16:37 Yeah.
16:38 He got out of there pretty-- yeah.
16:40 You can't get it out with zest?
16:41 No, you can't do anything zestily.
16:43 You got to be nonchalant.
16:44 Just do what I do.
16:45 Just do exactly what I do.
16:47 You've never done anything gay.
16:49 Please.
16:50 So here's a story.
16:51 I might have to walk you boys through this one,
16:53 because this is a lot.
16:55 A heavy metal band kicks out their lead singer
16:57 after he was caught drugging his bandmate with estrogen
17:00 to steal his fiancee.
17:02 Oh my god.
17:05 What?
17:05 It would be easier to kill him.
17:07 It really would.
17:08 Why go--
17:09 Just kill him.
17:10 The heavy metal band is called La Rona, two L's.
17:13 What was the guy--
17:14 how important was the guy in the band that was getting estrogen?
17:18 The lead singer is named Diego, and he was--
17:21 is the bassist.
17:22 Six is the bassist.
17:23 That's the lead--
17:24 Wait a minute.
17:25 The lead singer couldn't get a girl,
17:26 and he's had to steal the bassist's girl?
17:29 The lead singer's name--
17:30 That's not how bands work.
17:31 The lead singer's name is Diego, and he
17:32 was in love with the bassist, Six's fiancee.
17:35 Diego started mixing in estrogen to Six's workout supplements
17:38 in an effort to make him--
17:39 How did he get estrogen?
17:40 To make him more feminine so Diego could swoop in
17:43 and steal his fiancee.
17:45 So if you're going to drug somebody, just like, yeah,
17:48 debilitate them.
17:49 How long are you a fiancee with somebody?
17:51 Because I assume if I put estrogen in Kyle's diet
17:55 to make him more feminine, it would take a while, right?
17:58 Really long time.
17:58 You have to consistently do it.
18:00 Maybe a year before I get in there.
18:01 So how did he notice?
18:02 Was he growing titties?
18:03 Like, how did he get caught?
18:04 Six noticed the effects.
18:06 Well, first of all--
18:06 A lead singer not being able to steal the bassist's girl
18:09 is the biggest story here.
18:10 You should just-- you just go get her.
18:12 Estrogen--
18:13 Bassist-- bassist in bands are like the Tetris players
18:16 of the tour bus.
18:17 Everybody else gets pussy.
18:18 Estrogen for a man can kill your sex drive,
18:21 hurt sperm development, and cause erectile dysfunction.
18:23 That all sounds awful.
18:25 Six noticed the effects, went to a doctor,
18:27 found he had low testosterone levels,
18:29 and learned he had been dosed with estrogen.
18:32 He knew it had been Diego because he had been providing
18:34 Six with workout supplements.
18:36 Band kicked Diego out, and they have now
18:38 gone dark on social media.
18:40 Do we want to see these guys?
18:42 I want to see the guy.
18:43 OK, let me bring up--
18:43 let me bring up Lerona.
18:46 LL?
18:48 Yeah.
18:49 Yeah.
18:50 You going to make a cool J joke?
18:51 No, no.
18:52 Every time I'm on here--
18:53 Yeah.
18:55 Well, now, apparently there was a movie called Lerona,
18:58 and it's a scary one.
18:59 So how about Lerona Band?
19:04 I mean, they might just be doing this for--
19:06 Oh, I--
19:06 Oh.
19:07 Get it, or--
19:08 I get--
19:09 Oh.
19:10 Yeah.
19:11 Let me see.
19:13 I think that's the lead singer.
19:14 Oh.
19:15 So that could tell you why he had estrogen.
19:17 That's why he had it, yeah.
19:18 The lead singer is--
19:21 Well, that-- he looks more normal there.
19:24 That's cheap.
19:24 Singer accused of drugging bandmate with estrogen
19:27 to steal his fiance.
19:28 I guess that's the--
19:29 No, no.
19:29 That's-- the guy with the mustache is the bassist.
19:32 Oh, this is the guy who got the estrogen.
19:34 Yes.
19:35 OK.
19:35 He didn't need it.
19:37 No, no, no.
19:37 No, he didn't.
19:38 Who's the lead singer, though?
19:40 I don't see--
19:41 Look up Diego.
19:42 Well, is that Diego right there?
19:43 He's got a mic.
19:44 That's got to be Diego.
19:46 Sneezed.
19:46 I don't know if y'all heard me.
19:48 Um, Diego's kind of jacked, though.
19:52 Why-- how did he get estrogen?
19:55 Can you buy estrogen, Kyle?
19:57 You work out.
19:58 Yeah, I might fucking need it, damn.
19:59 Why?
20:00 You're too masculine.
20:01 You're too hard?
20:02 Yeah.
20:03 That's what Clemmer needs to do.
20:05 Estrogen.
20:05 He just needs to do some estrogen, add some titty,
20:09 and not get hard.
20:11 Clemmer would be the funniest Barstool employee
20:13 to add titties to.
20:14 I think the loser of the next Barstool combine should have to--
20:16 Yeah, he'd be--
20:17 --get fake tits.
20:18 [LAUGHS]
20:20 Clemmer would just-- just nice titties.
20:23 I'm not like huge--
20:24 No, just really nice titties.
20:25 --just really nice, perky titties.
20:27 Yeah, I wouldn't look, I don't think.
20:29 If he was walking around shirtless, I wouldn't look.
20:31 I mean, I'd stare at him anyway.
20:32 If he had titties, I'm not going to stop staring at him.
20:34 I don't think titties would make him any more of a freak.
20:36 I don't think it would either.
20:38 That would just kind of even him out.
20:39 [LAUGHS]
20:42 An Oklahoma high school is in trouble going viral
20:44 after organizing a toe licking competition for a fundraiser.
20:49 Oh, this was a school-funded fundraiser?
20:52 I think the students were licking the toes of their teachers
20:55 and principals, I think.
20:56 No.
20:56 You think it was the other way around?
20:58 No, it was probably just--
20:59 was it like a kissing booth?
21:00 You'd go up and--
21:01 I guess I could read the goddamn thing.
21:03 Yeah, read it.
21:03 During a fundraiser earlier this week at Deer Creek High
21:06 School, several students got on their stomachs
21:08 and licked peanut butter off toes of other students.
21:10 Wait, the lickers were on their stomachs?
21:13 Yes.
21:14 So what was the lickees' position?
21:16 I think they were sitting in chairs.
21:18 They were sitting in chairs.
21:19 Who was that punishment for?
21:19 They were stomach down licking?
21:21 They were stomach down.
21:22 Oh, that's a problem.
21:22 So imagine I am the guy.
21:25 My toes are here, and I kind of got suspended a little bit.
21:28 And I think you would--
21:29 Be on the stomach licking the toe.
21:32 Yeah.
21:32 Did you guys do the foot washing day at church?
21:34 You remember that?
21:35 Yeah, that was one day.
21:38 I'm aware of it.
21:39 We scrubbed any nun feet, but--
21:41 No, priest feet.
21:42 Priest feet?
21:43 Oh, it was priest feet.
21:44 Yeah.
21:44 You did priest feet?
21:45 Yeah, not joking.
21:47 Huh, not nun feet.
21:48 No.
21:49 Oklahoma.
21:50 Well, Jesus washed the feet of his people.
21:53 That was a--
21:53 Right, that's why we had to do it.
21:55 But it was still--
21:55 But I don't believe Jesus ever licked anybody's toes.
21:58 No, especially not with peanut butter.
21:59 This was peanut butter?
22:01 I would rather lick a peanut butter-less foot
22:03 than a peanut buttered foot.
22:04 When did peanut butter exist?
22:06 Was that George Washington Carver?
22:07 Did he give us peanut butter?
22:08 No, no, he gave us peanuts.
22:11 No, I don't think he gave us peanuts.
22:13 He did give us peanut butter, yeah.
22:16 But he was the peanut guy.
22:18 He was a peanut guy, but he certainly didn't invent peanuts.
22:21 I mean, I feel like they were around a while.
22:24 Yeah.
22:25 They're a legume, not a nut.
22:26 I know.
22:27 OK, didn't know.
22:29 We all fucking know.
22:31 Lastly, Antonio Brown won't stop talking about how many crackers--
22:35 He tweeted a picture of us.
22:36 I made it, yeah.
22:37 I know, yeah.
22:38 Y'all got in the cracker picture?
22:39 Yeah, we're in the cracker picture.
22:40 I don't think I'm in the cracker picture.
22:42 We were doing a crossword puzzle, which is--
22:44 Oh, yeah, no, I saw that one.
22:46 He said--
22:47 There's no bigger white and black divide
22:49 than a crossword puzzle.
22:50 He is right, though.
22:55 He's got points.
22:57 There's a lot of crackers at Barstool.
22:59 Yeah.
23:01 You looking for something?
23:02 It was for Soli.
23:03 I don't know where he lies.
23:04 No, he's more of a--
23:07 well, I guess I probably should--
23:08 So I'm Italian.
23:10 Yeah?
23:11 I don't know that that's true, is it?
23:12 No, I don't know.
23:13 I don't know either.
23:15 In West Virginia, do y'all--
23:19 when I'm in New York, some people
23:21 identify as Irish, Italian, German.
23:23 Just West Virginian.
23:24 In Mississippi, it's just--
23:25 I can trace my family back to my grandpa.
23:28 I can, too.
23:29 I can go back to my grandfather, and that's it.
23:31 That's it.
23:32 Yeah, I've never even mentioned--
23:33 Do you know what you are?
23:35 I say Pollock, but I guess that's not true.
23:38 One of the Sloves.
23:40 Yeah, just you don't--
23:41 I don't think it doesn't matter.
23:42 It's not something we've ever done.
23:43 It's so inconsequential.
23:44 Tell Big Cat to march forward.
23:46 I feel like he's in the--
23:48 AB is still in the honeymoon stage of CTE.
23:50 Yeah, I think he's still having a little fun with it.
23:52 I bet you that first beer after getting CTE hits so well.
23:56 Is it a permanent buzz?
23:58 I think it kind of is.
23:59 So when they do drink--
24:00 Yeah, but you just get angry.
24:02 But it's like a enthusiastic manic--
24:06 How did he just jerk off in a public pool
24:08 when nothing happened?
24:09 He's done a lot of things and nothing happened, hasn't he?
24:11 Yeah.
24:13 Yeah.
24:14 Is he that level of crazy to where--
24:17 Is he angling to get hired at Barstool Sports?
24:19 I think he might.
24:20 Because I would--
24:21 I think that would be awesome.
24:22 And he'd be good on the act?
24:25 Who would you want to pair him up with?
24:27 Mintz?
24:29 I don't know that that would work.
24:31 Blutman.
24:32 The Blutman.
24:34 And is Jersey Jerry a weird--
24:37 I mean, they're both--
24:38 AB played at Pittsburgh?
24:39 Yeah.
24:40 Jersey Jerry being the Steelers guy?
24:42 Yeah.
24:43 That could work.
24:44 I don't know.
24:45 I think to be--
24:46 everybody has a partner here.
24:49 I don't have one.
24:51 You have a boss.
24:51 I have many.
24:52 I have many partners.
24:53 Titus is your boss.
24:54 I don't know that that's--
24:55 I don't know if that's true.
24:57 You think Titus is my boss?
24:58 Does he make more than you?
24:59 Probably not.
25:01 I mean, I do really well.
25:04 All right.
25:09 What else we got?
25:10 I think that was the after show was the actual--
25:12 That was the after show?
25:13 Yeah, it was AB trying to-- talking about all the crackers
25:15 at Barstool Sports.
25:16 I mean, he's right.
25:17 There's crackers everywhere.
25:18 Look.
25:21 I want AB to get hired here.
25:22 I want him to do a show with Mintz.
25:24 Yeah.
25:24 I'm not going to make a joke.
25:30 I mean, you--
25:31 AB-- Mintz couldn't forget.
25:33 That's as far as the alphabet Mintz knows.
25:36 So that's who he has to hire?
25:38 That's it.
25:40 He's been just despondent since Alex Bennett left.
25:43 He's the only person he knew.
25:47 All right, that's it.
25:49 (whooshing)