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00:00 Oh, that's a bit fancier than usual. Yeah, what's going on here?
00:05 Out of the way, hey, it's mine. It's gold. What riches do you hold?
00:12 Haha, yes bow before me!
00:16 I would but I don't think I can get low enough. Oh, that came from Aphmau, BORED!
00:24 *Laughter*
00:26 Huh? What's going on?
00:28 What's going on?
00:30 Whoa, we got a castle. Why is it so big? Wait, your baby's too!
00:35 Oh, that's a bit fancier than usual.
00:37 Oh my gosh!
00:39 Alright! Guys, I'm trying to check it out and can't get inside.
00:41 Wait, what do you mean you can't get inside?
00:43 I can't open the door!
00:45 Guys, when you're this short, you just gotta open it a special way.
00:47 Okay, it's not working for me.
00:49 Alright, well that's the first problem.
00:51 There's a block and it's got a throne on it!
00:53 A throne? Oh, come on, we gotta go!
00:55 I'll get materials.
00:57 I'll get some wood.
00:59 Alright, alright, I'm going.
01:01 Oh, thank you Prince Aaron.
01:03 Don't call me Prince, I'm a kid!
01:05 I'll call you what I want because I'm a princess.
01:07 Oh, thank you.
01:09 Do we break it?
01:11 Hmm, I wonder what this is gonna do.
01:13 It's gonna give us a chair, you know, the one I can sit on and command everyone.
01:15 Let's see what happens!
01:17 Oh, let me see.
01:19 Alright, where's the chair?
01:21 Um, I don't expect anything crazy.
01:23 There's a horsey!
01:25 Wait, is that horse flyers?
01:27 A mom and a dad!
01:29 I don't need a mom and a dad, I'm already a king!
01:31 My mom!
01:33 Hey!
01:35 Wait, Ian, where's your dad?
01:37 Oh, hang on, let me ask.
01:39 Oh, he's a big hero!
01:41 Fighting in the war.
01:43 Sounds just like Pops.
01:45 Dude, you just made that up, didn't you?
01:47 How come you guys never told me that I was a princess?
01:49 Well, I always knew you were a princess, KC.
01:51 That's so sweet.
01:53 KC, you gotta watch out, because they might ask your parents to marry you.
01:55 Wait, you can do that?
01:57 Wait, hang on, I'm on my way!
01:59 Oh, I'm gonna leave.
02:01 Hey, dad, just so you know, I'm the king around here, and you're the prince.
02:03 You know, don't forget that.
02:05 Okay.
02:07 Oh, hey, they opened the doors for us!
02:09 And I got a little nice room! Cute!
02:11 Why is it so tiny in here?
02:13 Hang on, where's all the gold?
02:15 What do you mean, where's all the gold? Ian, your family's rich with love.
02:17 You should love your parents, right?
02:19 Hey, mom. Hey, dad!
02:21 I'm gonna blow up this wall so we can make a bigger house, alright?
02:23 Oh, well, what is that?
02:25 Guys, look, a block!
02:27 Oh, why are there so many banners?
02:29 Oh, we can make our castles even better!
02:31 Ooh, like decorations! Oh, that'd be so cute!
02:33 Open it, open it, open it!
02:35 Maybe we use it to mark our territory.
02:37 Well, whatever it is, I get the red one, alright?
02:39 Did it work?
02:41 What's... what? Castles!
02:43 Oh, no! Pillager attack!
02:45 Get out of here, you stupid pillagers!
02:47 Let's go, dad!
02:49 Oh, my gosh!
02:51 Knock 'em off the edge, Zane! They're easy!
02:53 Yeah, dad! Get 'em!
02:55 Get 'em, dad!
02:57 Way to go, mom!
02:59 Come here, you!
03:01 Look at our friends go!
03:03 What is that in your hand?
03:05 Oh, I got a diamond whacking stick!
03:07 Oh, wait, it's just a scepter.
03:09 Oh, my goodness!
03:11 Guys, you okay? I think so.
03:13 Did anyone else get a scepter? I did!
03:15 Well, obviously, it's meant to hit things, right?
03:17 I mean, it does make me feel very royal, standing up here.
03:19 You there, loyal servant!
03:21 Bring me my bartle or whatever I like!
03:23 Excuse me, I am not your subject or loyal!
03:25 That's true.
03:27 Wait, what?
03:29 Wait, what?
03:31 Wait, did we hit people when we grew up?
03:33 Oh, my gosh!
03:35 Look at me!
03:37 Look at this! We got the red!
03:39 Look at us!
03:41 Thank you! So is yours!
03:43 Thank you! Okay!
03:45 We're now little princesses!
03:47 We almost look too fancy!
03:49 I just grew up! No, no, don't they dare!
03:51 Run! Run!
03:53 Okay, oh, Aaron!
03:55 Nice bridge! Looks awesome!
03:57 I built it all by myself, you know!
03:59 Without anyone's help, right, Zane?
04:01 I could have built my own bridge, thank you.
04:03 I was just a little busy.
04:05 Busy with what? Building up my house, what else?
04:07 Aw, thank you, Aaron! These are so nice!
04:09 Oh, no problem, Kasey!
04:11 I'll build you a better bridge!
04:13 Oh, Kasey, can I see your house?
04:15 Oh, it's so pink and pretty, Kasey!
04:17 Look how adorable!
04:19 I love that it's so nice and cozy!
04:21 It is super cozy, great job!
04:23 Alright, let's go over here and...
04:25 Oh, what the?
04:27 Is that the castle? I don't know.
04:29 I call dibs, though, if it is.
04:31 What is this and what is the bell for?
04:33 Is it like a chapel or something?
04:35 Is that a school bell? Oh, it's a school!
04:37 I don't want to go to school!
04:39 I'm going to hide again!
04:41 School? Mom?
04:43 Mom, Mom, Mom!
04:45 I don't need a prince!
04:47 I absolutely got you, too!
04:49 Time for a proper education!
04:51 Oh, where am I?
04:53 This doesn't feel like a school at all.
04:55 Oh, hey guys!
04:57 My mom caught me. Of course your mom caught you!
04:59 You were standing right in front of the school!
05:01 What even is this place? What are we doing?
05:03 This isn't like any school I've ever seen before, or any class for that matter.
05:05 This is really strange.
05:07 I'm going to attack a castle?
05:09 Guys, what's this? A lock?
05:11 Speaking of catapults, it looks kind of dangerous to me, Aaron.
05:13 You think everything's dangerous!
05:15 What's the worst that could happen, you know?
05:17 Let's see what happens!
05:19 Oh, what the?
05:21 Oh, sail through the fire!
05:23 Oh, wait, grade! To get a good grade?
05:25 Okay!
05:27 Oh, wow!
05:29 Oh, that is so cool!
05:31 Do you have to sail through all of them?
05:33 Oh, see? I got one!
05:35 How do you get a gem for that?
05:37 Guys, this is really hard to control! How are you doing this?
05:39 Dang, I thought you were good at this!
05:41 I am trying my best!
05:43 Time's up!
05:45 Oh, we got to keep the gem! Nice!
05:47 Oh, yeah!
05:49 Did you see that above your mom's head, Aph?
05:51 Oh, she wants my money!
05:53 I guess all the parents want the money.
05:55 Mom? Mom?
05:57 Where are you?
05:59 What are you doing all the way down here?
06:01 A ring! I'm sorry! A ring!
06:03 Oh, I got one too!
06:05 Are we getting married already?
06:07 I'm not sure. Kind of weird.
06:09 You guys got rings?
06:11 Whatever. I don't need a stupid ring anyway.
06:13 What are you going to give your parents then?
06:15 I don't know. It doesn't really matter.
06:17 Oh, big Aph!
06:19 You guys are teenagers now!
06:21 Oh, that's right!
06:23 The ring grows you up!
06:25 Look at you, little man!
06:27 Fine, I'll just give my mom a torch!
06:29 I don't think that's a good idea!
06:31 I don't know if that's going to work.
06:33 She won't take it.
06:35 It's okay, Zane. Don't worry.
06:37 You'll grow up sometime. But your mom wants what she wants.
06:39 Come on! She's an NPC. Just a line of code.
06:41 How is she going to know the difference?
06:43 Take the torch, mom!
06:45 I can't believe you called your mom a line of code. That's horrible, mom.
06:47 You hear that? Don't let him get a heart attack.
06:49 I would never lie to my mom. You're getting way too into this.
06:51 If you ask me, I think we should throw Zane in the dungeon
06:53 for being a brat!
06:55 Come here, you little kid! Stay away from me!
06:57 Zane, get out of here! To the dungeon!
06:59 Alright, to the dungeon you go!
07:01 Oh, look at my prince.
07:03 He's so handsome.
07:05 As I watch him from my castle--
07:07 What are you doing?
07:09 I'm trying to be a princess here with my beautiful voice and everything.
07:11 Whatever.
07:13 What are you doing here?
07:15 I need you to convince Aaron to give me another gem.
07:17 I can't stay looking like a baby doll king!
07:19 Oh, he has another gem, huh?
07:21 Yeah, and I already told you I don't want to be your girlfriend!
07:23 But think about it!
07:25 I'd have-- I mean, we would have twice the land.
07:27 You could run the kingdom.
07:29 I could count all the money and be the best king queen ever!
07:31 No, I don't care about money! You're gross!
07:33 Hey, hey, Ian!
07:35 What?
07:37 She said no. Now quit being a royal pain and stay in your own castle!
07:39 Oh, hey, you little goblin!
07:41 That actually hurt!
07:43 Why don't you just get out of here!
07:45 He gets a child!
07:47 That's right!
07:49 Hail to the king, baby!
07:51 Oh my gosh!
07:53 And you, Kasey! Think it over.
07:55 You know where to find me.
07:57 Kasey, don't even! Not with that guy! He kicked children!
07:59 What is even happening?
08:01 Listen to me, Aaron.
08:03 Maybe you could share that extra gem that you got,
08:05 that Zayn said that you had, with Zayn, maybe?
08:07 Really? And hand him something that he hasn't worked?
08:09 That is not what being a king is all about!
08:11 That's exactly what being a king is about!
08:13 Shut up, you tiny, greedy man!
08:15 Pfft!
08:17 Okay, well, then I have to find something for Zayn to do.
08:19 Oh, wait. What does that mean?
08:21 Oh, why does she have swords above her head?
08:23 Oh, this definitely doesn't look good.
08:25 Hmm...
08:27 What is it, mom? Speak to me, girl!
08:29 Oh! Oh!
08:31 What are these things?
08:33 Oh my gosh!
08:35 We gotta protect the village!
08:37 Wait a second! Why are we the ones fighting these guys? Don't we have an army or something?
08:39 Princesses aren't meant to fight like this!
08:41 Uh, yes we are!
08:43 Whatever, come on!
08:45 Oh my gosh, what are these things anyway?
08:47 Jeez!
08:49 I got you!
08:51 We gotta stop the village from being on fire!
08:53 Pop out! Pop out!
08:55 These villagers are rich!
08:57 They have so much gold! I just took them from that house!
08:59 You pillaged the village, Ian? You can't do that!
09:01 Ah, who cares?
09:03 And you know what about that?
09:05 Uh, I think I'm on the skeleton side.
09:07 I'm gonna take the gold.
09:09 What? Oh my gosh, he even--
09:11 He killed me!
09:13 He's a mad king!
09:15 Wait, what happened?
09:17 Ian mortalized me!
09:19 Oh, where are you Ian? I just wanna talk to you for a second!
09:21 I'll go find him!
09:23 Get out of here, skeleton chief!
09:25 Well, you know I might be able to help you guys more if I weren't a child!
09:27 Aaron, maybe it's time to just--
09:29 You don't help him, he's learned a lesson!
09:31 Come on!
09:33 Fine, alright, fine!
09:35 Thank you! It's not because you deserved it, Zane!
09:37 There we go! A prince!
09:39 Now let's do this! Alright, let's go, princes and princesses!
09:41 Over this way! Where did Ian go?
09:43 I wanna do it! Where'd he go?
09:45 Alright, Ian, where are ya? Come out, come out!
09:47 Go, my skeleton minions!
09:49 Some more this way! Come on!
09:51 I'm gonna find you, mister! Where did he go?
09:53 Ian, are you here?
09:55 I don't think that's all of 'em!
09:57 Oh my goodness!
09:59 Get out of here, you stupid skeleton!
10:01 We did it! We saved the village!
10:03 Finally! And I got rich!
10:05 Look at all of the--
10:07 Oh, I got rich, huh?
10:09 Well deserved!
10:11 Oh, but also we got a royal sword!
10:13 Oh yeah, I got one too!
10:15 Nice!
10:17 I didn't get a royal sword. I wonder why?
10:19 Hey Ian, how many hearts you got left?
10:21 Uh, almost full. Why?
10:23 Oh, no reason!
10:25 Oh, it one-shot him!
10:27 Thank you, Aaron! I would've done that if you didn't.
10:29 These swords are great!
10:31 Well, apparently it's extra good at killing trolls!
10:33 Good to know, good to know! This'll be a tool that can help us later!
10:35 I am not at all!
10:37 Uh-huh, sure! Well, you did die to the troll sword!
10:39 You did!
10:41 Wait, what's this?
10:43 A stack of hearts!
10:45 Oh, no!
10:47 Maybe we should see what it is?
10:49 Yeah, let's give it a shot!
10:51 Maybe we should--
10:53 This is so exciting!
10:55 Wait a second.
10:57 Oh, dungeons and dating.
10:59 Choose your date.
11:01 What?
11:03 Wait, does this mean--
11:05 Oh, we're teens now! We can go on dates!
11:07 Wait, you mean real dates? Are you serious?
11:09 Oh, Aaron, you know,
11:11 I was thinking--
11:13 I have this crazy idea.
11:15 Oh, wait, don't look at him! Maybe, you know,
11:17 if it wasn't too weird, we could, you know, just--
11:19 Oh, just ask him already!
11:21 Aaron, would you go on a date with me?
11:23 Oh, yeah!
11:25 Oh, wait, is this a date?
11:27 Oh, where are we?
11:29 Oh, this is a weird place to be having a date. Wait a second.
11:31 Oh, what the--
11:33 Wait, that's my mom! Ian, that's my mom!
11:35 Why do you got my mom?
11:37 Look, your mom is a grown woman, and she can go on dates
11:39 with whoever she likes, wherever she likes.
11:41 No, she can't! She's married!
11:43 And speaking of which, where are we?
11:45 Well, I don't know exactly, but--
11:47 Some kind of dungeon or something.
11:49 Yeah, it did say "dungeons and dating," so I don't know.
11:51 Yeah, this is a really weird date location.
11:53 Is this gonna open the door?
11:55 Oh, no, no, no, it didn't open the door!
11:57 We better be careful with what we hit.
11:59 Yeah, let's not replicate that mistake.
12:01 Ooh, don't hit this one.
12:03 Maybe the left one.
12:05 Okay, but this is the one that he hit!
12:07 I'm not really thinking on that one, but what are we even doing here?
12:09 Let's see.
12:11 Let's try the right one!
12:13 Let's watch them first.
12:15 Okay, you see?
12:17 Oh, oh, oh!
12:19 Oh no!
12:21 I'm the one! I'm the one!
12:23 I'm getting out of here!
12:25 All right, they did the right one, I think it's random, so whatever.
12:27 Here I go!
12:29 All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
12:31 This room's got arrows.
12:33 It does have arrows.
12:35 I don't know, you get to choose this one.
12:37 Okay, not that one.
12:39 Go, go, go, go!
12:41 Sorry, sorry!
12:43 It's okay, just pick the other one.
12:45 I got it, first try.
12:47 Come on, KC!
12:49 I'm feeling real good.
12:51 Let's go this way.
12:53 Water?
12:55 That's not too bad.
12:57 My mother's peeing into my alligator!
12:59 Aaron, we have to go save her!
13:01 I don't want that to happen to us.
13:03 Go, go, go!
13:05 Is my mom okay? I think she did.
13:07 I think my mom is dead.
13:09 I'm sorry, Aph. I'm sorry.
13:11 Aaron, there's a crown for you too!
13:13 Wait, what? Oh, this kind of looks like your type of crown, but whatever.
13:15 Yeah, but still,
13:17 a purple could look good on you too.
13:19 So wait, do we just put these on, or?
13:21 Oh, wait!
13:23 We're grown-ups!
13:25 Oh, we are grown-ups!
13:27 I guess we're kings and queens now, right?
13:29 Oh, anyway, now that I'm here...
13:31 Stay away from my mom!
13:33 Oh, what's that?
13:35 Oh, a dragon!
13:37 It ate my parents!
13:39 Oh no!
13:41 Should we stop it?
13:43 No, not the parents!
13:45 Dad, watch out!
13:47 No, you can't take him from me!
13:49 The dragon ate our parents!
13:51 Is this how we're going to die too?
13:53 Everyone else's parents got eaten, and now we have to survive by ourselves!
13:55 And now we have to buy our own McDonald's!
13:57 Oh!
13:59 No!
14:01 Aph, our parents were never real!
14:03 No!
14:05 (singing)
14:07 (singing)
14:09 (singing)
14:11 I was trying to mourn here!
14:13 They're not even in there, and you know that!
14:15 No, this is where my parents' grave was, if they had a body!
14:17 But their bodies aren't in there! They were eaten by the dragon!
14:19 It's the thought that counts, okay?
14:21 Well, to be fair, Aphmau, they didn't really say anything.
14:23 Yeah, Aph, they weren't even real!
14:25 What? I can't miss my parents, okay?
14:27 Guys, just because you guys didn't care about your line of code, mom,
14:29 doesn't mean that I didn't care about my line of code!
14:31 Oh, yeah, huh.
14:33 Oh, huh?
14:35 Oh, wait, what?
14:37 What happened? What? What is that?
14:39 Guys?
14:41 A wedding!
14:43 A wedding?
14:45 But who's the wedding for? Is it for me?
14:47 Aph, I was planning on proposing, but I didn't do it yet,
14:49 but I could if you wanted me to!
14:51 Really? Oh my gosh!
14:53 Oh, that's so sweet and romantic, sure wish!
14:55 I had something like that!
14:57 I don't have anything to propose with!
14:59 Dude, I gave you a ring earlier, you should have kept it!
15:01 Step aside, loser!
15:03 So, KC, here you are.
15:05 Huh? That's a coal.
15:07 That's coal! You gave me a coal!
15:09 That's a 30-year-old rug! How's that romantic?
15:11 Fine, your loss, Aphmau.
15:13 Oh, don't even think about it.
15:15 I need to just press that into a diamond.
15:17 Come on! It's gonna turn into a diamond eventually!
15:19 Everyone should dirty-rug me and--
15:21 Was that too much, or?
15:23 My hero!
15:25 Alright, let's see. What if we go up here,
15:27 we don't want to ring the bell, and--
15:29 Why does it keep teleporting us?
15:31 Oh, what kind of dress is this?
15:33 Why do you have a dress on top of a dress?
15:35 A dress over my dress?
15:37 Find a glass slipper to marry another player.
15:39 Alright, slipper now!
15:41 I'm on it, I'm on it!
15:43 Don't worry, you guys should be no problem.
15:45 Smoke bomb? What is that doing here?
15:47 I know, I know. Ooh, an enderpearl!
15:49 Ooh, a cheeseburger.
15:51 A glass slipper, oh my gosh.
15:53 Are you gonna hold onto it?
15:55 Yeah, I've gotta do the thing, you know.
15:57 Alright, let's see. Anybody else want any glass slippers?
15:59 Not yet.
16:01 No.
16:03 So, Aph, um,
16:05 would you marry me, or--
16:07 What? Oh my gosh!
16:09 Is this my size?
16:11 I mean, I hope so.
16:13 I found Aaron. We're married!
16:15 Aw!
16:17 Okay, fine. KC, I guess it's just you and me.
16:19 What? I found one!
16:21 What? No, not Zane! Oh my goodness!
16:23 KC! KC! Will you marry me?
16:25 Yes! Yes, I will!