From hell to Trump: All the times Mitch McConnell was mocked on SNLSource: SNL
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00:00 -We all know this impeachment proceeding
00:02 is a sham and a hoax.
00:05 Speaking of no pants, you're about done here, Ellen.
00:08 We got a lot more work to do for Mr. Trump.
00:10 -You're in hell, too, Mitch?
00:12 -Nah, I just come down and use it as a sauna.
00:16 But I've made a lot of friends here,
00:18 and they've given me great advice
00:19 about how to run the Senate.
00:20 -Mitch, how are you feeling?
00:22 -Uh, that was awesome! Whoo!
00:25 -Do you feel like this is a win you can be proud of?
00:28 -Oh, hell yeah, Dana!
00:30 Republicans read the mood of the country,
00:33 and we could tell the people really wanted Kavanaugh.
00:37 Everyone's pumped, from white men over 60
00:40 to white men over 70.
00:42 -What if you found out President Trump was a Muslim?
00:44 -A Muslim?
00:46 Oh, just the thought of that makes me want to stress eat.
00:49 [ Laughter ]
00:52 -Senator Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a shelter dog
00:55 get passed up for adoption.
00:57 [ Laughter ]
01:01 Led a congressional delegation
01:05 for a surprise visit to Ukraine today.
01:08 It's weird, because usually when McConnell shows up by surprise,
01:11 it's behind you in the bathroom mirror.
01:13 -Um, proposal number one, barbecue Tuesday.
01:17 -There it is.
01:19 -Number two, let's get a daytime moon.
01:22 That way, no more rain. Boom!
01:26 And number three, create a department of Instagram booty.
01:31 Too many girls out here faking their cake.
01:34 -This trial has been incredible,
01:36 because I now have a best friend.
01:38 Mitch McConnell, get in here, Mitch.
01:41 He's a ride-or-die [bleep]
01:45 And we're gonna be linked forever, right, Mitch?
01:49 -What have I done?
01:53 Who am I now?
01:57 Have I just thrown away all of my dignity?
02:01 Am I a clown?