Borak Borak Berisi Nizam Jentik-Jentik & Friends ( ARTEH) EP 3

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00:00 You don't even know what your King Kong is

00:04 Huh?

00:05 You don't have budget for a cassette player?

00:08 Assalamualaikum, today with me in Boraporasi

00:12 Has and Dewa!

00:15 Thank you

00:17 Has and Dewa from Zuzuzu

00:20 No, no, no

00:22 Zuzuzu is you

00:23 This is Ate

00:25 No, Zuzuzu and Ate went to the same semi-final

00:28 You didn't go to the final, right?

00:30 I've been to the final

00:32 You're saying you've been to the final?

00:36 When?

00:37 I've just won the final

00:40 But you and I both didn't go to Japan, right?

00:44 Thank you Has and Ate

00:49 I really like Has and Dewa, I'm sorry

00:53 Your names are so difficult to pronounce

00:57 What does that mean?

00:59 It's like people say Has and Dewa, but it's Ate

01:03 Just give me a simple name

01:05 That's the simplest, Has and Dewa

01:08 See?

01:09 One word

01:10 Okay, Has and Dewa

01:12 I'm not that simple, Nizam Jentik-Jentik

01:15 I'm doing it because it's a commercial name

01:17 What commercial?

01:18 Until now, it's one of the top names

01:21 Where are the other artists with animal names?

01:24 If the Ministry of Health comes, they'll sue us

01:27 It's only 500, Seko

01:30 Has and Dewa, I've been reading your TikTok

01:36 I read the comments, and every post has a comment

01:40 Are you Mr. Oz's son?

01:42 Actually, I'm not that confused

01:47 I'm Mr. Oz's son

01:49 Like him

01:51 He's like a kid

01:53 But he's Mr. Oz's son

01:55 Yes, he's like that

01:56 He's a kid

01:57 My wife's name is Ben Muhammad Yusuf

02:03 He's also Ben Muhammad Yusuf

02:04 Our father's name is Muhammad Yusuf bin Abdul Hamid

02:09 Muhammad Yusuf?

02:11 My father's name is Muhammad Yusuf too?

02:13 Seriously?

02:14 That means we're...

02:16 Yusuf's son?

02:17 No, Malaysian artist

02:22 Dewa, Has

02:24 We have social media now

02:26 People want to take photos of us

02:29 They want to take photos with their phones

02:31 But we didn't have that back then

02:33 So, when you went out with your parents

02:35 What did people say?

02:37 People said...

02:38 Back then, we didn't have cameras

02:40 Back then, we only had TV

02:44 Back then...

02:47 I panicked

02:51 How can I be a guest of Ubi?

02:53 I can't even play like this

02:54 Oh, you didn't have a briefing

02:56 You should've told us earlier

02:57 This is spontaneous

02:59 Back then, people would ask for a signature

03:03 It's like...

03:07 Like a land officer

03:09 They would sign it

03:11 Did you sign it or your father?

03:13 Our father

03:15 We wouldn't sign it

03:17 Okay, Mr. Oz's achievement

03:19 You just won the competition

03:23 Maharaja Laut Mega

03:25 Did you give him any help?

03:30 No

03:32 You're smart

03:34 I didn't hear anything

03:36 So, did you help him?

03:38 Not really

03:40 It was more like a sharing

03:43 Because he was a guest back then

03:45 It was the 80s and 90s

03:48 When he was in the 2000s

03:51 He didn't know what was going on

03:54 You should've just held it

03:58 Freddie Mercury?

04:00 We have a brain tent here

04:04 You didn't have a budget?

04:07 Okay, never mind

04:11 We'll take a break

04:16 You haven't stopped talking

04:19 You helped your father

04:22 You won the competition

04:24 I don't like it

04:26 You helped him

04:29 You shared it

04:31 So that your father can be a champion

04:34 Maharaja Laut Mega

04:35 This year, if God's will

04:37 There will be a musical

04:39 This is the time

04:41 You will prove that you can win the second place

04:44 What's with the second place?

04:46 It's enough

04:49 We're the target, we're the producer

04:51 Where do you want to put Keio?

04:55 Where do you want to put Nizam J?

05:00 Where do you want to put Rosa?

05:05 Where do you want to put our love for Keio?

05:11 What?

05:13 You're ruining Keio's image

05:15 Talking to this group of gods is a waste of time

05:20 This is a group of gods

05:23 This is a group of gods

05:25 We'll see if you guys are going to play bad dad jokes with me

05:30 We'll see you later

05:32 Dad joke?

05:34 Our dad jokes?

05:36 That's our father

05:38 That's far

05:40 We'll see you later

05:42 I'm tired of throwing this

05:44 Today we're going to play bad dad jokes

05:53 In the segment, talking to each other

05:57 Why are you so serious?

05:59 I'm serious, this is a bad dad joke

06:01 Are you ready?

06:03 We'll give the chance to Has to go first

06:06 Why?

06:07 When we scratch our nose

06:11 We scratch and then we pinch

06:13 What?

06:15 Like that, you guys do it right?

06:17 Scratch, pinch, scratch

06:19 Why do we scratch and then pinch?

06:21 Because it's not a bubble

06:24 If it's a bubble, we'll swallow it

06:26 What's the answer?

06:28 The answer?

06:30 Because I'm a small kid

06:32 When I grow up, I won't be able to scratch

06:35 I'll be a big kid

06:37 I won't be able to pinch

06:39 Because he's a small kid

06:41 Who's nose will be scratched?

06:43 If you share the answer, you'll get a lot of points

06:49 Because he's a big kid

06:51 That's right, because he's a small kid

06:53 It's dangerous to scratch your nose

06:55 It's dangerous

06:57 I'm starting to get a nosebleed

06:59 Okay, one

07:01 In a lot of fruits

07:03 What fruit smells like durian?

07:07 What?

07:09 What fruit?

07:11 You must have got it

07:13 Answer

07:15 There must be a trick

07:17 You don't know?

07:19 I can't tell you

07:21 You can't tell us

07:23 You can't answer that

07:27 What's the answer?

07:29 Answer it

07:31 You didn't hear it?

07:33 Durian

07:35 Correct

07:37 Luckily, he didn't help the elders

07:41 If you had scratched the third one, you wouldn't have got it

07:45 Okay, round two

07:49 What's the difference between a normal durian and a Serati durian?

07:53 A normal durian

07:55 You can buy it from a department store

07:57 The Serati durian is from a department store

07:59 But the Serati durian is made from a fruit

08:01 Wrong

08:03 Wrong?

08:05 A normal durian has a stem

08:07 But a Serati durian

08:09 Has wings

08:11 Serati

08:13 That's what you said

08:15 Seriously

08:17 Before

08:21 Before this foot goes

08:23 He said it's a dead joke

08:27 It's not a dead joke

08:29 Our father never made a joke like that

08:31 That's why I never become a champion

08:33 Lastly, you have to be honest

08:37 If not, we'll delete all of your videos

08:39 He and I are the only ones who made a joke like that

08:41 Okay, I'll be honest

08:45 Among many

08:47 Don't touch it

08:49 It's dangerous

08:51 You have a history

08:53 Among many animals

08:55 What animal is its mother a cat?

08:57 A cat?

08:59 Okay, see you in the next video

09:05 Thank you

09:07 Thank you

09:09 To Haz and Dewa

09:11 For making a joke about its mother

09:13 Must be a cat

09:15 You made it three times

09:17 A cat

09:19 If you ask a stupid question

09:21 You're a stupid

09:23 Thank you

09:25 Thank you

09:27 I hope you'll continue your legacy

09:29 God willing

09:31 I hope you'll continue your legacy

09:33 My mother is a stupid

09:37 Thank you

09:39 The winner is me

09:41 You're welcome

09:43 Thank you

09:45 So, we have to win?

09:47 No, we can't

09:49 No

09:51 We're just a guest

09:53 The winner is Kumpulan Ate

09:55 We can't do that

09:57 We're just a guest

09:59 No, we can't do that

10:01 The winner is Dewa

10:03 What?

10:05 The winner is Brazil

10:07 No, we can't do that

10:09 Don't do that

10:11 Don't do that

10:13 Don't do that

10:15 Don't do that

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