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00:00 [Beeping]
00:04 [Music]
00:11 Alright, you're with me again, Kecik.
00:13 Host of "Gelap 90 Saat".
00:16 This week, I heard that there's an influencer.
00:19 Not just one group of influencers, there are two influencers.
00:22 Ha, I can't believe they're going to be in a comedy show as great as "Gelap 90 Saat".
00:27 Can they win? Can they do it?
00:30 The mystery target is "Gelap". Let's see. I want to interview them.
00:34 Are they sure? Let's go interview them inside. Let's go.
00:38 [Music]
00:46 Assalamualaikum.
00:47 Who's the influencer now?
00:48 Me, me.
00:49 Who's the influencer?
00:50 Me, no, no.
00:51 Me. He's the influencer, not me.
00:53 What are you?
00:54 I'm a housekeeper.
00:55 Housekeeper? Influencer?
00:56 Yes, influencer.
00:57 Oh, I don't know you.
00:59 You know me now?
01:02 Yes, I know you now.
01:03 We just met.
01:04 I didn't know you.
01:05 Why are you joining "Gelap 90 Saat"?
01:09 Well, I don't have any payment.
01:12 Oh, you think you're funny?
01:14 No, I don't think so.
01:16 Do you think you're funny?
01:17 Do you want to know if we're funny or not?
01:19 Oh, you want to know if we're funny or not?
01:21 Who else is the next influencer to join next week?
01:24 No, no. Just us.
01:26 Who do you want to invite?
01:28 No, no.
01:29 Next week?
01:30 You apply to be an influencer, you'll be in.
01:32 I can apply to be an influencer?
01:34 Yes, you can.
01:35 Oh, that's how it is now.
01:37 Yes, you can apply.
01:38 Apply to be a housekeeper.
01:40 You'll be in next week.
01:41 You'll be in next week.
01:43 Next week? Who do I want to invite?
01:45 That's why.
01:46 You can find someone.
01:48 You can be a stand-up comedian.
01:50 We'll see if he's a stand-up comedian or not.
01:53 Peace be upon you.
02:02 Peace be upon you, too.
02:04 It's been a while.
02:07 I don't know. I'm not popular.
02:11 Are you popular or funny?
02:12 I'm funny.
02:13 I used to be in Tadak Hawk.
02:15 I'm okay.
02:16 I'm okay.
02:17 After that incident, I was embarrassed.
02:19 I was going to quit.
02:22 You're back now?
02:24 I don't have to pay for the car.
02:26 I'll be back in two months.
02:27 If you're not back, you won't get to pay for the car.
02:30 I'll get to pay.
02:31 I've paid for the week's payment.
02:33 You've paid for the week's payment.
02:34 I hope that's all.
02:35 I've got enough.
02:37 What's your preparation for tonight?
02:38 We've prepared a lot.
02:40 A lot.
02:41 We've prepared a lot.
02:42 You're back now.
02:44 You're not funny.
02:45 Who do you want to invite?
02:48 The one who's not funny.
02:51 If he's not funny, he'll win.
02:53 Who?
02:54 Your friends?
02:55 I don't have any friends.
02:57 I don't have any friends.
02:59 We're just friends.
03:01 You look the same.
03:03 We're with Arteh.
03:11 Yes, that's me.
03:12 There's one more.
03:13 Who?
03:14 Kodi.
03:15 He's on another team.
03:18 So, he lost.
03:19 I don't know.
03:21 You don't want to tell us?
03:23 You're afraid of fighting?
03:25 Because you broke up?
03:26 No, we called him.
03:29 We asked him if he's okay.
03:31 We're worried about helping our friends.
03:33 Are you really helping?
03:34 Yes.
03:37 You're worried about the same fate?
03:42 I haven't been on comedy stage for a while.
03:45 I'm nervous.
03:47 My hands are cold.
03:50 What's the difference?
03:51 You're always funny.
03:53 Why are you still scared?
03:54 I'm scared.
03:56 Why?
03:58 It's 90 seconds.
04:00 Usually, it's 3 or 4 minutes.
04:02 So, we can develop a sketch.
04:04 It's like a theory.
04:06 I'll beat you up.
04:10 But, you can beat me up?
04:12 God willing.
04:13 God willing.
04:15 Your content is meaningful.
04:27 You have to think about it.
04:29 Are you doing the same content tonight?
04:31 Yes, it's the same content.
04:33 But, it's a bit heavy.
04:35 Heavy?
04:36 What's that?
04:37 It's a bit heavy.
04:38 Heavy meaning.
04:40 Do you just depend on him?
04:42 Yes, I depend on him.
04:43 Because, he has more than 400,000 followers.
04:45 He's not just a follower.
04:47 He's funny.
04:48 We have our own idea.
04:53 So, don't forget to watch tonight.
04:54 It's confirmed.
04:55 It's RM50,000.
04:56 You're so arrogant.
04:59 You haven't done it yet.
05:00 Not yet?
05:01 Not yet.
05:02 It's confirmed.
05:05 Okay.
05:06 So, do you depend on him?
05:11 Yes, I depend on him.
05:13 So, you depend on him?
05:15 We just found out about the 90 seconds program.
05:18 Because, we thought it's a 9-hour program.
05:21 But, we depend on each other.
05:24 You depend on each other.
05:25 What if you can't depend on each other?
05:27 Then, we'll have a long face.
05:35 Do you have a make-up artist?
05:37 No.
05:38 I'm not a make-up artist.
05:39 I'm a beauty artist.
05:41 I'm not a make-up artist.
05:43 I'm a prostitute.
05:46 Are you a prostitute?
05:48 Yes, I'm a prostitute.
05:50 What kind of make-up do you want?
05:54 I want a prostitute.
05:56 I want a prostitute.
05:59 Me? A prostitute?
06:00 I thought you're a high-class prostitute.
06:02 No, I'm a low-class prostitute.
06:04 A low-class prostitute.
06:31 The more I worry, the more he'll get on the car.
06:34 What are you worried about?
06:37 He's a snake.
06:38 Check the mic.
06:40 Peace be upon everyone who's in the parking lot.
06:43 What's wrong with you?
06:45 You're empty.
06:59 How was the study?
07:01 Did you like it?
07:03 I can do better.
07:05 I can make Aizad laugh in the second and third round.
07:08 Maybe we should... -Do the second round.
07:11 Can you help Aizad in the second round?
07:14 No, I can't.
07:15 That's not how the programme works.
07:16 It's not the urine.
07:17 It's the place where you got hit.
07:19 How do I know? I was panicking.
07:21 It's okay.
07:22 Take this pill.
07:24 How long do I have to take this?
07:26 He doesn't have to take it.
07:28 He'll go on stage.
07:30 He'll be on the stage.
07:32 You're a double meaning.
07:34 No, it's a fact.
07:37 There's a medicine for that.
07:39 Where's the double meaning?
07:42 The one who's panting.
07:44 He's panicking.
07:46 Snakes have a vein.
07:48 So, he's panting.
07:50 I understand.
07:52 Why does he smell so bad?
07:54 I forgot to use the deodorant.
07:57 Then? -Come here.
07:59 What's wrong with you?
08:01 Do you know the mystery target?
08:03 No.
08:04 Who is it? -The doctor.
08:06 What did he say?
08:07 He said, "Doctor Celebrity".
08:10 So, you're happy with the match?
08:13 No, he hasn't finished his second dose.
08:15 We're not happy.
08:18 But we want more.
08:20 We want to give more.
08:22 "The doctor is not happy"
08:27 Do you feel pain?
08:30 I don't feel pain.
08:32 I'm so nervous.
08:34 I'm not strong.
08:37 I don't feel pain.
08:39 I'm not going to faint.
08:41 Okay, good luck.
08:44 I hope you don't fight.
08:46 Please get ready.
08:49 You can see the doctor.
08:51 This is the second round.
08:54 Can you explain the proverb for this one?
08:58 Level one, okay?
08:59 "Hah, I'm a man of my word."
09:01 "Twice a day."
09:04 D, A, N.
09:18 "D, A, N."
09:20 Everything is going fine...
09:24 ...or anything of the year in the upper world...
09:26 ...if it's going through the year.
09:28 Under the Discover, page 1997...
09:32 ...it says, "The time we're in the upper world...
09:35 ...is not equal to the fellow central states."
09:38 It's not 36.6 degrees Celsius.
09:41 I understand.
09:43 How about you?
09:45 Because it's a fellow city, right?
09:47 So, this cannot be the circle of it.
09:49 No, it's not.
09:50 This is suppression under the definition.
09:52 The definition of suppression is not equal to others.
09:55 Okay, you can go fight otherwise.
09:58 Because we are fighting here, it's not the evening.
10:00 And the right of the one plus two is equal to three.
10:03 Okay, thank you. Bye.
10:05 Where did this bald man come from?
10:10 He's not a bald man. He's an avatar.
10:12 Avatar? His teeth are sharp.
10:14 You're the one who's biting them all.
10:16 Where did you get the smell from?
10:17 I got a "no" just now.
10:18 Who do you want to be the mystery target next week?
10:21 This is a tough question.
10:23 Ramona would be nice too.
10:25 People say she's a funny person.
10:27 Ramona Zamzam.
10:29 If Ramona is the mystery target, who do you want to be?
10:33 Me.
10:35 But you're already this week.
10:37 What do you mean?
10:39 He has a dream to join Solo.
10:41 Can I join again?
10:44 Solo?
10:46 Next week?
10:47 When is Solo?
10:49 1-0?
10:50 Try!
10:53 No?
10:56 How do you feel about the second round?
11:11 We've achieved what we wanted to.
11:15 So, we're satisfied.
11:16 You're really an in character.
11:18 Yes, I didn't notice.
11:20 I like the part where you're like this.
11:22 He can't hear anything.
11:25 You can go over there.
11:28 Poor guy.
11:30 Do you know Eric Lai?
11:32 I know him.
11:33 Yes, I know him.
11:35 I just forgot about him.
11:37 You forgot.
11:38 He's known as...
11:42 What was his name?
11:44 The most handsome guy in Malaysia.
11:46 I don't know him.
11:49 It's okay.
11:52 Thank you, Sempoi.
11:55 We enjoyed it.
11:56 We're all contestants.
12:06 He said that the mystery target...
12:08 ...should be the one in the back.
12:11 That's what he meant.
12:14 He should be the one who did the rehearsal.
12:16 So, people can see him.
12:18 He didn't come for the rehearsal.
12:21 He didn't come for the mystery target.
12:23 Why did he come here?
12:25 He's a comedian.
12:27 It's easy for him.
12:28 I'm tired.
12:29 You're not done yet.
12:30 Sorry.
12:31 We're tired of dancing.
12:34 If you want to be serious, go to Surau.
12:36 It's okay.
12:37 You've tried your best.
12:39 If you don't win, you might win the 500th contest.
12:43 I don't know.
12:45 We'll try our best.
12:46 Thank you.
12:47 The winner of MVP of the week is...
12:51 Hazard Dewa!
12:57 Congratulations!
13:01 Thank you.
13:03 The winner of the fifth week.
13:05 For the first time, we have a series of awards...
13:09 ...in one week.
13:11 We'll find out who the winner is...
13:15 ...through...
13:17 ...through the time...
13:20 ...the mystery target will get darker.
13:23 The first one to win will be the winner of the week.
13:26 And the winner is...
13:29 ...Hazard Dewa!
13:32 Congratulations!
13:36 You won.
13:38 Praise be to God.
13:39 You're both so lucky.
13:41 Praise be to God.
13:43 It's easy to answer.
13:45 But, you were a series.
13:47 So, how did you pay the jury?
13:50 We don't know who the jury is.
13:53 How did you pay them?
13:54 Production?
13:55 Production?
13:56 We don't get to enter the competition if we have a lot of money.
13:59 But, winning is a matter of luck, right?
14:03 It's not about luck.
14:05 It's more about God's will.
14:07 But, if you get the mystery target...
14:16 ...do you think you'll lose?
14:18 No.
14:19 You'll win.
14:21 Because it's written in the will.
14:24 He's so funny.
14:25 But, you're not funny.
14:28 I'm not funny.
14:30 I won't lose.
14:31 He's so funny.
14:35 Our contestants are so funny this week.
14:38 It's okay.
14:41 (upbeat music)
14:43 (upbeat music)