SnowBallin' (with Daniel Pilon) 1971

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  • il y a 7 mois
Three ski instructors are busier in accumulating love than in giving lessons so they spend more time in bed than on the slopes.

Transcript
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00:02:28 Going up are you?
00:02:31 I missed her again.
00:02:44 Too bad.
00:02:45 I've already missed her three times today.
00:02:48 But I'll make it even with her, don't worry.
00:02:57 My name's Tony.
00:02:59 Mine's Phillip.
00:03:00 Oh, I see. You're the new skiing professor.
00:03:02 Excuse me, I'll see you later.
00:03:04 I told you it's in there.
00:03:18 Hey, wait a minute. Come here.
00:03:20 All right, she can wait. I'm here for three weeks.
00:03:24 Is she your mistress or just an acquaintance?
00:03:27 No, she's only my cousin.
00:03:29 Well, you seem to be pretty happy around her.
00:03:32 That's because everyone loves everyone.
00:03:36 It's a very special hotel.
00:03:38 Oh, you just wait. You haven't seen a thing yet.
00:03:41 Who's got two legs in the morning but four at night?
00:03:47 Four in the morning and two at night?
00:03:49 An infernal and vile and beastly creature called Peter.
00:03:55 No, no, don't you know it.
00:03:57 Peter, let me introduce Phillip, the new professor.
00:04:00 Having a good time?
00:04:03 Everyone loves everyone.
00:04:05 But we don't like imagination.
00:04:07 Here and there we try new ways of making it so it doesn't get monotonous.
00:04:11 Hey, Miss Headless, may I sit down?
00:04:13 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:15 Come on, pussycat, be polite. You don't want them to have a bad impression.
00:04:18 Okay.
00:04:19 Jill, my friend Tony.
00:04:22 How do you do?
00:04:26 Phillip.
00:04:27 Well now, you're a part of the family?
00:04:36 You're free. You may go, you may go. Go on.
00:04:38 Not bad.
00:04:46 Mm-hmm.
00:04:48 Want some more of that?
00:04:49 Mm-hmm.
00:04:51 Gonna be tired.
00:04:52 Why?
00:04:55 Whose kiss do you prefer, Tony's or Phillip's?
00:04:58 Oh, Phillip's.
00:05:00 Mm-hmm.
00:05:01 I mean the one who's got a mustache.
00:05:03 Okay, I'll let myself grow a mustache.
00:05:07 Mm-hmm.
00:05:08 Mr. Farrell!
00:05:20 Well, I must say, it's the first time in me life I see a man who wakes up so brutally.
00:05:24 Oh, excuse me. I was dreaming.
00:05:26 You could wait for my working time to be over, couldn't you?
00:05:29 Oh, you're wrong, I assure you. I was really having a strange dream.
00:05:33 Was it a nightmare?
00:05:35 Mm-hmm.
00:05:36 Remember to call me whenever you have that sort of dream, eh?
00:05:39 I might.
00:05:40 [A woman is seen in the room, and a man is seen in the room.]
00:05:43 [The woman is seen in the room, and a man is seen in the room.]
00:05:54 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:05:57 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:06:00 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:06:03 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:06:06 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:06:09 [The man is seen in the room, and the woman is seen in the room.]
00:06:12 Everyone loves everyone, huh?
00:06:18 It's your turn, old come. Don't worry, we have great plans for you.
00:06:21 Tell me, Tony.
00:06:33 How's your cousin?
00:06:36 What cousin?
00:06:39 The girl with the sweater I met in your room.
00:06:41 What sweater? And what girl?
00:06:43 Okay, okay. You said you had plans for me.
00:06:45 Yes, here are the files concerning your pupils, and all the personalities, the important ones.
00:06:50 First of all, Jicky the barman down here.
00:06:53 Do you recognize this one?
00:07:03 Oh, wait a second. The right one rings a bell.
00:07:07 And to me, it's the left one that's familiar.
00:07:10 Her name is Jill. She's 22, she's everybody's cousin, kissing another was.
00:07:15 Her daddy's some sort of Rockefeller, she's a bachelor, and loves getting undressed.
00:07:20 Oh, that one you surely know.
00:07:24 I've seen that face, I don't know where.
00:07:26 But it's her body, not her face, that everyone knows.
00:07:29 Her name is Terry Lopez.
00:07:32 Profession, movie actress.
00:07:36 Age, 19.
00:07:39 She's beautiful, she likes men, girls, mustaches, strawberries, and lots of other things.
00:07:45 And this one, not bad, huh?
00:07:47 Well, some of them are worse.
00:07:50 She's called Karen.
00:07:53 Age, unknown.
00:07:56 Profession, international cover girl.
00:08:00 Very busy with Bob, her personal photographer.
00:08:04 Only interested by her career.
00:08:06 Are you discouraged by the description, Philip?
00:08:09 I want to know more about her.
00:08:12 Is she madly in love?
00:08:15 I'm not sure, but a cover girl and a boy photographer should be getting along pretty well on many things.
00:08:26 She'll speak to you, but when it comes to making her do it, then it's rather difficult.
00:08:32 Young Robert works with her and sleeps with her, he's the one to eliminate.
00:08:50 She'll be in my bed after two days.
00:08:53 She'll be in my bed after two days.
00:08:56 Ciao.
00:09:14 Say, how's business going, huh?
00:09:16 Fine as far as I'm concerned.
00:09:18 Philip seems to be a big success.
00:09:22 Same as usual?
00:09:23 Yeah, for me too. And you, Philip?
00:09:25 I'll have a brownie nice and warm, if you please, okay?
00:09:28 Jicky, I want you to meet Philip, the new professor.
00:09:32 How are you?
00:09:33 Philip's our friend, you got that?
00:09:35 Tell me, you met Karen this morning?
00:09:37 Yeah, she's going to join me here.
00:09:40 If you maintain that speed, we'll be able to award you your diploma.
00:09:44 What do you mean?
00:09:46 We haven't told you yet, so it's impossible for you to know about it.
00:09:49 The skiing school has its law.
00:09:51 But what law?
00:09:52 It's not a law, it's more precisely a game between us.
00:09:54 How should I say it? I know, it's a competition.
00:09:57 You're here to give skiing lessons to women.
00:09:59 And then?
00:10:01 The knack.
00:10:03 The knack.
00:10:04 You must succeed with four out of five, which is 80%.
00:10:07 Oh, Philip!
00:10:09 Oh, it's a pleasure to see you here, Mrs. Brown.
00:10:12 Oh, your pleasure can't be as big as mine, believe me, dear Philip.
00:10:16 I'm so happy to be able to hold a conversation at last with a nice and sensible person.
00:10:22 You know, I have lots of things, confidential things to tell you, if you have time to listen.
00:10:28 Well, we better be going now, we'll see you later.
00:10:31 Oh, no, no, it's all right, don't worry.
00:10:32 Oh, but I'm sure Mrs. Brown would be delighted if you stayed.
00:10:34 Oh, no, I'd much rather be alone with you.
00:10:36 The things I want to talk about with you, as I just said, need some privacy, you understand?
00:10:41 [laughs]
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00:10:48 [sighs]
00:10:50 [laughs]
00:10:52 Your friend is at last, yes.
00:10:53 Please remember we are having a Bavarian party tonight, yes.
00:10:56 We'll be there.
00:10:59 Yes, I'll be in a room in a second.
00:11:01 Bourbon.
00:11:02 Yes, bourbon on the rocks.
00:11:04 Right away.
00:11:06 [music]
00:11:30 Yes?
00:11:31 [whistles]
00:11:36 Always at your service, miss.
00:11:44 There you go.
00:11:49 Oh, a belt to wear a flag, you know that?
00:11:52 I bet you'll make them see stars, huh?
00:11:55 Yeah.
00:11:57 Thank you.
00:12:09 [music]
00:12:28 [screams]
00:12:29 [laughs]
00:12:36 [sighs]
00:12:39 [laughs]
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00:14:12 [applause]
00:14:15 Thank you very much.
00:14:17 [speaking in foreign language]
00:14:21 You look rather discouraged.
00:14:23 Well, I don't think I'll ever learn how to ski.
00:14:27 You never tried it before?
00:14:29 I was too busy to take lessons.
00:14:32 I work all the time in New York.
00:14:35 Now they want me to do some photos in the snow.
00:14:39 So I thought it was an occasion to start.
00:14:43 When I was small, I lived in the country.
00:14:46 I had forgotten the beauty of nature.
00:14:49 Are you engaged?
00:14:51 It's beautiful.
00:14:54 And I'm lucky for my first lessons to have you as a professor.
00:15:00 I wonder what sort of occupation you have when there's no snow.
00:15:06 Well, there are some countries where there's snow all year.
00:15:09 I could go skiing to Chile.
00:15:12 But it's too far from me.
00:15:13 I have other plans.
00:15:15 Tell me about it.
00:15:18 Going to see you in New York, for example.
00:15:21 Oh, I see.
00:15:23 But I'm not alone.
00:15:24 There's Bob.
00:15:27 Are you just a friend to Bob?
00:15:28 [laughs]
00:15:31 No.
00:15:33 He means a lot more than that to you, doesn't he?
00:15:35 Yes.
00:15:36 [music]
00:15:41 [laughs]
00:15:43 You can't drink out of that.
00:15:45 Yeah.
00:15:46 Well, try it.
00:15:47 Let's go.
00:15:52 [laughs]
00:15:56 Come on, let's go.
00:16:04 He's more clever to make it than I expected.
00:16:10 They went out together and so what?
00:16:12 No, no.
00:16:14 Does she believe she'll be the first one of us to make film?
00:16:17 She might as well think she's Christopher Columbus.
00:16:40 Good evening.
00:16:41 Good evening.
00:16:42 The elevator's stuck?
00:16:44 No, I was just walking.
00:16:45 I saw the light and thought it dropped in.
00:16:47 It's a bit high climbing up here.
00:16:50 No, I'm in great shape and I know the place.
00:16:55 The skiing lesson is only tomorrow morning.
00:16:58 [laughs]
00:17:01 My private lesson is tonight.
00:17:03 Now listen, be reasonable.
00:17:05 I hardly know you.
00:17:06 I mean, you should--
00:17:07 Wait a second.
00:17:08 What's the big hurry?
00:17:09 Don't rush me.
00:17:10 Come on.
00:17:16 Ah, same as last year, hmm?
00:17:18 Going up, I suppose.
00:17:20 [laughs]
00:17:24 [music]
00:17:26 [music]
00:17:54 How do you do?
00:17:55 How do you do?
00:17:56 Welcome to you both.
00:17:57 Allow me to introduce myself.
00:17:58 I'm Tony, the ski teacher.
00:18:00 Will you sit down with us, please?
00:18:02 Oh, yes.
00:18:03 Do you want me to take your coat?
00:18:10 Merti.
00:18:11 Francis Merti.
00:18:12 And my wife, Josie Merti.
00:18:14 Are you newlyweds?
00:18:15 Yes, we are.
00:18:16 Congratulations.
00:18:17 Betty, Peter, let me introduce the most charming couple in the world,
00:18:22 Mr. and Madame Francis Merti.
00:18:25 I'm delighted.
00:18:27 So am I.
00:18:28 What will you have?
00:18:29 Well, I'm not thirsty, thanks.
00:18:30 Right, darling?
00:18:31 I'm sorry, my love, but I'd like a drink.
00:18:33 Vodka, orange, and salt.
00:18:34 What a mix.
00:18:35 I forget the names.
00:18:36 Bloody Mary and--
00:18:37 No, that's with tomato.
00:18:38 That's it.
00:18:39 How about giving me one?
00:18:41 Yeah, why not?
00:18:42 But you know, darling, we're a bit tired.
00:18:44 That doesn't matter.
00:18:45 The ceremony and--
00:18:46 Have a drink.
00:18:47 --the priest, the reception, the travel to get here.
00:18:50 Stop and order a drink.
00:18:51 I'm exhausted.
00:18:52 Come on, come on.
00:18:53 Come on, honey.
00:18:54 You have to have a drink to your honeymoon.
00:18:55 Hey, Mr. Peters is right.
00:18:56 We have to drink to your wedding, huh?
00:18:58 So, let's decide.
00:18:59 What each of you will have, OK?
00:19:01 After all, you're climbing a bed together, huh?
00:19:03 Vodka.
00:19:04 Vodka.
00:19:05 A pair of bloody Mary, then?
00:19:06 With vodka.
00:19:07 With vodka.
00:19:08 What about you, huh?
00:19:09 Well, I'm going to have a Pepsi.
00:19:11 Yeah, you want to keep your eyes open, huh?
00:19:13 Pepsi.
00:19:14 No, give me just some water.
00:19:15 That's a pity.
00:19:16 On my bill.
00:19:17 Everything on your bill.
00:19:18 Thank you.
00:19:19 And for me, sir boy, and two crannies.
00:19:22 And for you, what do you have?
00:19:23 Just some water, please.
00:19:24 That's going too far.
00:19:25 There's no water here.
00:19:26 I'll be right there, sir boy, bloody Mary, and the others as usual.
00:19:30 Yes?
00:19:41 I made a reservation two weeks ago.
00:19:43 My name's Terry Lopez.
00:19:45 Lopez?
00:19:46 Just a moment, please.
00:19:48 Voila.
00:19:49 Kon-shwa-koblensky-konstant-worl-o-trembly-jan-trembly-alpha-trembly-tum-tum-tum.
00:19:56 Good evening, Miss Lopez.
00:19:57 There we are.
00:19:58 Oh, so happy to see you, and so proud you choose our hotel here to spend your holiday.
00:20:03 Considering the way you welcome your clients, I'm sure to be happy here.
00:20:07 The room's ready, Miss Lopez.
00:20:08 If you will just wait a moment.
00:20:11 The bellboy will show you to your room.
00:20:17 This way, please.
00:20:18 We have a beautiful...
00:20:20 Vodka for the newlyweds, and mineral water.
00:20:24 Everything all right?
00:20:25 And now, everybody, let's drink to their happiness.
00:20:28 With the compliments of the Merté, Mr. House.
00:20:40 With the compliments of the House, Mr. Merté.
00:20:43 I'm very grateful.
00:20:46 Would you care to dance, darling?
00:20:48 Yeah.
00:20:49 Come on, don't be shy.
00:20:51 No.
00:20:52 How do you feel now that you're married?
00:20:57 It's the first time, I'm not used to it yet.
00:20:59 Are you anxious?
00:21:00 Anxious about what?
00:21:01 Anxious to be married and see what it's like.
00:21:03 It's done, you know, I'm really married.
00:21:05 Well, of course you are, but he means anxious to get the knack.
00:21:10 Ah, the knack.
00:21:12 Well.
00:21:13 Ah, the knack.
00:21:16 Come on, I'll show you my ski wax, okay?
00:21:41 I'm drunk, you know, I'm just...
00:21:43 You know where my wife is, Peter.
00:21:46 She went to powder her nose, I guess.
00:21:48 Ah.
00:21:49 Come on, I'm waiting.
00:22:05 I'm waiting.
00:22:06 Oh, but there is my irresistible professor.
00:22:29 Oh, you are so ravishing, I've never seen you so beautiful.
00:22:33 I want you to meet a great friend.
00:22:35 I'm sure you'll get along beautifully together.
00:22:37 Mrs. Brown, this is my friend Francis Murthy.
00:22:42 Mr. Francis Murthy.
00:22:44 Is that little man a ski professor too?
00:22:46 I must say he doesn't look like one.
00:22:48 [yawns]
00:22:52 [kissing]
00:22:54 [yawns]
00:23:08 [yawns]
00:23:10 What a badly brought up boy.
00:23:34 I'm amazed to see such terrible behavior.
00:23:38 The very night of his marriage, the man snores under my nose.
00:23:42 That bride is a miracle.
00:23:44 What a great experience.
00:23:46 We've been losing too much time as it is.
00:23:48 You'll see, come on.
00:23:50 This way.
00:23:53 Ah, I think I've lost the...
00:23:56 Yes, I've lost the soap.
00:23:58 Yeah, just a minute.
00:24:00 Here, hold it.
00:24:02 Whoops, now I'm pushing it.
00:24:04 Whoa, I'm pushing it with my foot.
00:24:06 It's there.
00:24:07 No, further, further.
00:24:08 That's it.
00:24:09 Ah, here it is.
00:24:10 I got it.
00:24:11 It's not the soap you're holding.
00:24:14 Oh.
00:24:15 Oh, Francis, oh.
00:24:21 No, no, no, Francis.
00:24:23 You're a monster.
00:24:25 You surprise me so, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:24:29 Yes.
00:24:30 Oh, I'm so happy you wanted to make love to me, darling.
00:24:34 Oh, I'm amazed at the talent you show in bed, stupid.
00:24:38 Oh, you men are so dirty.
00:24:42 I adore you.
00:24:44 Oh.
00:24:45 Hello.
00:25:08 Hello, it's Philip.
00:25:10 Oh.
00:25:11 Good morning, Philip. How's everything?
00:25:14 Everything's fine.
00:25:15 How about a ride with me?
00:25:17 I'll take you in the Ski-Do.
00:25:19 Okay, I'll be up in a second and I'll join you.
00:25:22 Okay.
00:25:23 Ciao.
00:25:25 [clattering]
00:25:27 [engine starting]
00:25:42 [engine revving]
00:25:45 [engine revving]
00:25:47 [engine revving]
00:25:59 [engine revving]
00:26:09 [engine revving]
00:26:38 [engine revving]
00:26:40 Come with me. I know a quiet place.
00:26:49 Ah, and what are we gonna do?
00:26:51 Yes.
00:26:52 Oh.
00:26:53 Oh.
00:26:55 Oh, no.
00:26:57 Is this where you usually do it?
00:27:07 I want you.
00:27:09 Philip.
00:27:10 What is it? You don't like me?
00:27:17 Don't be silly. I like you very much, but...
00:27:20 I'm not that kind of girl, darling.
00:27:22 I'm different from what you see in the movies.
00:27:24 I'm not for making love with everybody.
00:27:26 Thank you.
00:27:30 Oh, I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:27:33 If we made love that way, I'd despise you after.
00:27:36 Oh, Philip.
00:27:37 I hardly know you, and you don't know me at all.
00:27:40 There's a right time for everything.
00:27:46 Yes, I guess you're right.
00:27:48 [music playing]
00:27:52 [engine revving]
00:27:55 [music playing]
00:27:57 [engine revving]
00:27:59 [tires screeching]
00:28:10 [engine revving]
00:28:16 [music playing]
00:28:23 [engine revving]
00:28:25 Philip, come here.
00:28:39 Thank you.
00:28:44 Ciao.
00:28:50 Hey, Philip. You seem to be doing fine.
00:28:53 Yeah, not too bad.
00:28:55 Betty, Jill, the next victim is, of course, Terry, and then I'll be careful.
00:29:00 For someone who's been here ten days, it's more than fast.
00:29:02 If I were you, I'd slow it down this afternoon.
00:29:04 You'd better be in shape, 'cause remember, you've got a skiing competition to face.
00:29:07 Good morning, everybody. Today's first event will be the slalom.
00:29:10 Opening our new season in Sun Valley.
00:29:13 [cheering]
00:29:15 [cheering]
00:29:17 Number five.
00:29:31 Stand by.
00:29:33 Okay, Farrell, ready?
00:29:36 Go!
00:29:42 Go!
00:29:43 Bravo!
00:29:54 Ready, Tony?
00:29:56 Go!
00:29:57 [music playing]
00:29:59 Ready, Peter?
00:30:18 Go!
00:30:22 [music playing]
00:30:24 [cheering]
00:30:46 [cheering]
00:31:14 [cheering]
00:31:16 Hooray, Bridget.
00:31:36 To the health of our campaign.
00:31:38 Hey, mine is filling up. I want some more.
00:31:42 Here you are.
00:31:43 Thanks so much.
00:31:44 Here, who else?
00:31:45 I drink to our great village, the best of all the precious.
00:31:48 So do I.
00:31:49 Oh.
00:31:50 You can drink too, you know. It's not forbidden.
00:31:53 What a great day.
00:31:57 I wish I was glad that you won.
00:32:00 [laughter]
00:32:01 [chatter]
00:32:03 [chatter]
00:32:05 Oh, that's what I call victory. Are you pleased?
00:32:29 I only won a medal. I wish the prize could have been you instead.
00:32:33 It was beautiful watching you. I was very proud of you. Terribly proud.
00:32:37 Why do you change the subject?
00:32:38 Philip, don't be nasty. Remember, we're drinking your victory champagne.
00:32:42 Don't make fun of me. You know how much I want you.
00:32:44 But when I talk about it, you change the subject.
00:32:46 It sounds as if it's only my body you're interested in.
00:32:49 Exactly.
00:32:50 Well, you're not sentimental, are you?
00:32:52 Hmm, I'm much better here inside.
00:32:57 Come on, let's have a--
00:32:58 Further!
00:32:59 What a voice he has. You want another?
00:33:01 Come here!
00:33:02 Yeah, you!
00:33:04 Excuse me, I'll be back. See you later?
00:33:06 Okay.
00:33:07 Tony and Peter called. They said they got something, a gift for you.
00:33:14 A surprise, a very special one.
00:33:16 They told me you have to go and join them as soon as you can.
00:33:20 They're in Tony's room, I'd say in about a half an hour, huh?
00:33:23 Will do, yeah. Okay.
00:33:26 Philip, at last, well, it's about time.
00:33:28 You don't enjoy our drinking parties anymore.
00:33:31 Yes, of course I do.
00:33:34 Give me a drink.
00:33:36 A champagne for a surprise.
00:33:38 To your success, Philip.
00:33:47 Well, we have another surprise for you.
00:33:54 I see, all right.
00:33:56 Now, wait a minute.
00:34:00 Who surprises a lot?
00:34:02 I'll be right there.
00:34:04 [Groans]
00:34:06 [Groans]
00:34:10 [Music]
00:34:39 You expected me to be surprised?
00:34:41 Now, please don't start being blasé.
00:34:43 [Laughs]
00:34:44 [Music]
00:35:07 [Laughs]
00:35:09 [Music]
00:35:36 So, she's mine tonight, right?
00:35:38 She's all yours, baby.
00:35:40 All yours.
00:35:43 Excuse me, miss, but would you mind if we went outside?
00:35:55 Quoi?
00:35:57 You speak French.
00:36:00 Well, what does it matter? She's not here to speak.
00:36:04 Yes, mademoiselle.
00:36:06 Hmm.
00:36:07 I want to do it outside, dans la neige.
00:36:11 Dans la neige? Il est dingue.
00:36:14 That's not a clever way to avoid the issue.
00:36:18 No, no, no, no, no, you're wrong.
00:36:20 I just want to go...
00:36:22 promenade.
00:36:25 Promenade.
00:36:28 Out there in the snow.
00:36:30 [Whistles]
00:36:32 And just for fun, you know.
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00:39:13 (grunts)
00:39:39 - I hope I didn't wake you up.
00:39:41 - No, I'm a sleepwalker.
00:39:43 - Sleepwalker?
00:39:49 Hmm, what?
00:39:52 What does that mean?
00:39:58 - I always want to know everything about everything.
00:40:03 Yesterday I counted all the little lights
00:40:05 up in the mountain.
00:40:07 - I bet you wouldn't be able to tell me
00:40:09 how many of those small lights one can count
00:40:11 on that mountain.
00:40:12 - Ah, to be precise,
00:40:14 30 or 40, maybe even 60.
00:40:19 - There are 1,000 plus 200, I'm precise, do you see?
00:40:24 - Hi there.
00:40:29 Peter, I'm warning you, the husband's here.
00:40:36 He's on his way up, so get out of the room.
00:40:38 Don't lose a second now.
00:40:39 Get out quick.
00:40:41 - Thanks.
00:40:41 - Hi, Frenchie.
00:41:00 What's going on?
00:41:01 - Enough of that.
00:41:02 I'm no more French than you are.
00:41:06 (phone ringing)
00:41:09 - Hello, darling.
00:41:11 It seems so long, two weeks without you.
00:41:13 - Yes, darling, two long weeks.
00:41:16 I've missed you so.
00:41:17 - You did, huh?
00:41:18 - How do you feel?
00:41:31 - Fine, except it's not a head.
00:41:34 I have, it's a balloon.
00:41:36 Get me a glass of water, please.
00:41:40 As cold as you can.
00:41:43 - Okay.
00:41:43 - Ooh.
00:41:55 Oh.
00:41:57 - Here.
00:42:01 - Thank you.
00:42:02 - You better take two aspirins.
00:42:06 You'll feel better after.
00:42:08 One more?
00:42:11 - Yeah.
00:42:13 (moaning)
00:42:15 (moaning)
00:42:17, come on.
00:42:18, come on.
00:42:19 (moaning)
00:42:22 (moaning)
00:42:24 Come on.
00:42:45 Come on.
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00:44:42 Peter, come on, faster.
00:44:52 You see, Philip, that's what you get
00:44:53 when you don't succeed 80% with the girls.
00:44:56 You disappoint me, Peter.
00:45:07 I see you didn't get your 80%.
00:45:09 Listen, your 80% in Tony's are easy.
00:45:12 You teach five girls each.
00:45:14 Mine's more difficult because I teach
00:45:16 all the rest, which is 140.
00:45:18 It's only the third time in 10 years that I've lost.
00:45:22 (laughing)
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00:46:37 Ah, time for the temperature, Mr. Tonic.
00:46:41 Temperature?
00:46:42 Oh, I must say, it's terribly hot in here.
00:46:45 No, no, I mean yours.
00:46:47 Ah, the nicest moment of the whole day.
00:46:49 Go on, come nearer.
00:46:52 Now, now, be reasonable.
00:46:53 I have work to do.
00:46:55 Well, you're French.
00:46:56 I love French girls.
00:46:57 Can't you see I'm Japanese?
00:46:58 If we were now in Japan, you'd be a geisha
00:47:01 and I would be having a wonderful time.
00:47:03 I think that with a behavior like yours,
00:47:07 French or Japanese, you would end up in prison.
00:47:09 Oh, in prison?
00:47:12 Any normal man should go to prison then.
00:47:14 I'm not the one who would complain.
00:47:18 I rather appreciate your bad behavior.
00:47:21 You're the criminal.
00:47:22 You're the one inspiring passion.
00:47:24 Oh, passion only becomes a crime
00:47:26 when the victim doesn't agree with the aggressor.
00:47:29 That's right.
00:47:30 (laughing)
00:47:31 But if the victim becomes the aggressor,
00:47:35 everything's okay, no?
00:47:36 (speaking in foreign language)
00:47:40 Aggress me?
00:47:47 I'm a poor, sick, and weak boy.
00:47:49 I can't defend myself.
00:47:51 (laughing)
00:47:52 I'm glad you're weak.
00:47:54 I only fight with the weak and the cripples.
00:47:56 That way I'm sure to win, so here we go.
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00:48:53 Couldn't we discuss that at the bar tonight?
00:48:55 No, I need fresh air.
00:48:58 And I have to talk to you right away.
00:49:02 It's important.
00:49:04 Go on then.
00:49:05 Let's go down if you don't mind.
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00:50:04 Go on, talk.
00:50:09 I'm against what's happening between you and Karen.
00:50:11 Well, Philip, I'm very sorry for you,
00:50:12 but it's only my business, not yours.
00:50:15 I know that, Bob, but I'm interested in Karen.
00:50:18 I'm in love.
00:50:19 Oh, such noble thoughts should move me very deeply,
00:50:22 but you'll admit it doesn't concern me at all.
00:50:24 Between you two, is it serious?
00:50:30 Since you want the whole truth,
00:50:31 I'm going to be very frank about it.
00:50:33 I love her and she will be my wife pretty soon,
00:50:36 so you'd better set your eyes on someone else,
00:50:38 or you'll be hurt.
00:50:39 That's what you think.
00:50:40 Now listen to me, please.
00:50:41 You're just amusing to her, that's all.
00:50:43 Has she already officially accepted to be your wife?
00:50:46 I know she will.
00:50:48 Don't be so sure about it.
00:50:50 The best will win.
00:50:51 Bye-bye.
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00:51:45 - Did you try, Pop?
00:51:56 - One or two times, not seriously.
00:51:59 Pity.
00:52:01 No trip for me, you know.
00:52:02 - With nice people, Derek?
00:52:04 - I suppose not, I'm sorry.
00:52:06 Next time maybe it'll work.
00:52:07 - Do you want to try again?
00:52:13 - I'm not sure.
00:52:15 You got some here?
00:52:16 - Just a small pack, but good.
00:52:19 And not too strong.
00:52:20 It was sent by a friend of mine in Milano.
00:52:25 - Oh, wow.
00:52:27 - You want it right now?
00:52:31 - While we're at it?
00:52:33 - Why not, let's go.
00:52:34 (laughing)
00:52:36 (water splashing)
00:52:39 (people chattering)
00:52:42 - What a funny color.
00:52:51 How do they make it, I wonder?
00:52:54 - Like a cigarette, but with a raspberry taste, my dear.
00:52:57 (laughing)
00:52:59 (people chattering)
00:53:02 (laughing)
00:53:09 (sighing)
00:53:11 (upbeat music)
00:53:14 - Hey, what were you talking about up there?
00:53:20 - Nothing special.
00:53:21 I had a few things to discuss with Ball.
00:53:24 - What things?
00:53:25 - I've discovered that he really loves you.
00:53:29 But I love you even more.
00:53:30 How about you?
00:53:33 - I don't know.
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00:57:52 - Somebody will come along, you'll see, Rina.
00:58:06 You know they always do.
00:58:08 - I'd better be going to bed now, I'm too sad.
00:58:10 - Come on, to bed at this hour?
00:58:11 You're crazy, it's much too early.
00:58:13 - I prefer to be alone in my room, goodnight.
00:58:19 - The first time is sort of a lesson, Miss.
00:58:21 - Oh yeah. - Yeah.
00:58:23 If you want to buy her a drink, it's best.
00:58:25 - Oh, yes.
00:58:25 - You say, "Miss, I'd like to buy you a drink."
00:58:27 - Yes, I'd like to buy you a drink.
00:58:29 - It's one way to begin, and you have the money.
00:58:31 - Of course. - Then you say to her,
00:58:31 "She's the prettiest woman on earth."
00:58:33 But you mustn't forget you're aiming at the money.
00:58:35 - Oh, well, every time. - Got that?
00:58:37 - I must remember the bomb, eh?
00:58:38 - Oh, yes.
00:58:39 Yeah, you can also ask her to sit at your table.
00:58:43 - Right here? - Yeah.
00:58:44 And you say to her all sorts of things.
00:58:46 Are you alone?
00:58:47 - I'm alone too.
00:58:48 - Oh, I'm alone too, but it's true.
00:58:49 - Yeah, ask her where she went on vacation.
00:58:51 - Yeah.
00:58:52 - I'm glad to meet you.
00:58:54 You mustn't stop, and from one thing to the other,
00:58:56 you're saying your room has a nice view.
00:58:58 - No. - Listen to me.
00:58:59 What do you expect is gonna happen?
00:59:00 What do you expect, tell me?
00:59:01 - Oh, I expect nothing.
00:59:02 - She'll go up to your room before you even know it.
00:59:05 - Oh. - Yeah.
00:59:07 - I'll only be gone-- - Tell me what happens then, huh?
00:59:10 - No!
00:59:11 - Yeah. (laughing)
00:59:14 (grunting)
00:59:17 (grunting)
00:59:19 And what is that bump?
00:59:25 - Hello, how are you?
00:59:30 - Wow, wow!
00:59:31 - It's been a long time since I've seen you.
00:59:35 - I'm all right.
00:59:36 - Oh, yes!
00:59:36 - Hey, Fernie, do you see what I see?
00:59:38 - Oh, yes, it's not bad.
00:59:41 - Oh, no.
00:59:41 - Lots of good-looking boys around.
00:59:43 - Oh, the place is surrounded with boys,
00:59:45 and believe me, you can find anything you want.
00:59:45 - A good-looking as a barman?
00:59:47 - A barman?
00:59:48 - Oh, well, the barman's no pinup boy,
00:59:51 but he's our best friend.
00:59:52 - Oh, it's nice to have friends.
00:59:53 Everybody says it's gonna be great.
00:59:55 - Oh, yes, I'm sure you'll have fun.
00:59:56 - See you later, okay? - Sure.
00:59:58 - Bye. - Bye-bye.
00:59:59 - Wow! - Wow!
01:00:02 - My life is hell, I can tell you.
01:00:03 - Yeah, I'm a bit shocked.
01:00:05 - I think sometimes there's too much fooling around.
01:00:07 - Oh, come on, come on, no one's gonna get so high.
01:00:08 - Yeah, they call it freedom of love.
01:00:09 - They've got a right to live that way.
01:00:11 - Now, listen to me, I have an idea.
01:00:14 I'll set it up for you.
01:00:16 - What a friend you are.
01:00:16 - I know lots of people, so count on me.
01:00:18 - Oh.
01:00:20 - I'll go speak to that girl, okay?
01:00:22 - You bet.
01:00:23 - Her friend is yours.
01:00:24 I'll speak to her, okay?
01:00:26 - Oh, yes, oh, I'm glad I met you, Harry.
01:00:28 - So don't bother, okay?
01:00:30 Watch me.
01:00:30 (laughing)
01:00:31 - I can buy her a drink if necessary.
01:00:33 - Mm-hmm, okay.
01:00:34 - Good luck to you.
01:00:35 (laughing)
01:00:36 - Boom!
01:00:37 (laughing)
01:00:40 (knocking)
01:00:42 - Excuse me, miss.
01:00:43 May I offer you a drink?
01:00:45 - Thanks, I have one.
01:00:46 - Two brandies, please.
01:00:53 Two brandies, coming right up.
01:00:55 Are you all alone?
01:00:58 - Yes, all alone.
01:01:00 - How come?
01:01:00 - I prefer being alone to getting bored with somebody.
01:01:07 You see, miss, I'm sure you can help me.
01:01:09 Not me, in fact, it's, I'll try to explain.
01:01:14 It's, well, it's your friend.
01:01:16 - What is it?
01:01:17 What's wrong about my friend?
01:01:18 - Nothing, oh no, nothing's wrong, miss.
01:01:19 No, but you see, my friend just told me
01:01:22 he'd be happy to know your friend,
01:01:23 so I've been thinking we might find a way to--
01:01:25 - To what?
01:01:26 - Well, maybe they could meet.
01:01:27 He's a bit shoddy, particularly with girls.
01:01:30 You know him.
01:01:32 - I think I do.
01:01:35 - It's the little one over there.
01:01:37 - That's gorgeous.
01:01:38 - He's cute.
01:01:41 - Do you believe it'll--
01:01:43 - Oh yes, there is a possibility.
01:01:45 - He's got a lot of money.
01:01:47 That can make it much easier.
01:01:49 Let your friend know about it.
01:01:50 - Of course, I'll be glad to.
01:01:52 - You see, the point is that I'm not sure
01:01:53 he'd know how to manage to meet your friend,
01:01:55 so I thought maybe you could, it's a bit difficult to ask.
01:01:58 - I'll be happy to arrange it.
01:02:00 - Great.
01:02:01 - Hello?
01:02:04 I want room number four, please.
01:02:06 Hello, Rina?
01:02:10 Yeah, I have a visitor for you.
01:02:12 Oh yes, believe me, it's worth it.
01:02:14 Just what you like.
01:02:15 Right away.
01:02:16 Don't mention it.
01:02:18 Tell him he's expected, it's all arranged.
01:02:21 - You're sensational.
01:02:22 He just goes up and, but how much time can he,
01:02:25 can he stay with you?
01:02:26 - For as much time as he can take it.
01:02:28 - As much as he can--
01:02:29 - Yeah.
01:02:30 (laughing)
01:02:31 - Well, so he goes to room four--
01:02:33 - Exactly.
01:02:34 - It's all fixed.
01:02:43 - Off you do it.
01:02:46 - You know me.
01:02:47 I told her just this, I said,
01:02:49 "Now listen, if you want to come with me,
01:02:52 "you have to settle things with your pal
01:02:54 "for my pal, who is me."
01:02:56 (laughing)
01:02:57 - I'm a gentleman.
01:02:58 - Oh, you're marvelous.
01:02:59 - I'm aware of it.
01:02:59 Now listen, the name is Rina.
01:03:01 (car engine roaring)
01:03:04 - Going up, I suppose.
01:03:09 - No, going down.
01:03:11 - With your permission, I'll go down to it.
01:03:13 - Please do.
01:03:14 - I can't.
01:03:22 - Come on, come on.
01:03:23 - I'm scared.
01:03:24 - Stay here.
01:03:25 - Please don't go.
01:03:27 (gasping)
01:03:29 - Excuse me.
01:03:32 I am looking for room four.
01:03:35 Yes, room four.
01:03:36 You know, I was told I'm expected.
01:03:39 You see, I was told by my friend,
01:03:40 my friend who met your friend downstairs,
01:03:43 and they've arranged that I be told to come up here,
01:03:47 and they told me that someone in room four would wait,
01:03:51 and they told me to go, so then he left,
01:03:54 and that's why I'm here all alone.
01:03:56 - Oh, don't touch me.
01:03:57 No, you know, I'm really sorry,
01:04:00 but it's Rina I'm supposed to see, so.
01:04:03 - Rina, you know, it's me.
01:04:05 Now come in and have a drink.
01:04:08 - Oh, no, no, no.
01:04:08 - You're shy?
01:04:10 - It's not that, no, it's just--
01:04:11 - Don't be so shy.
01:04:12 - No, no, no, as a matter of fact,
01:04:14 I never drink anyway.
01:04:15 - Come in, come in.
01:04:16 - No, thanks, I really hardly ever drink.
01:04:17 A very small glass of wine with my meal and that's all.
01:04:20 No, thank you.
01:04:21 No, no, no, goodbye.
01:04:23 (audience laughing)
01:04:26 A monster, he's a monster.
01:04:27 How can anybody be so mean?
01:04:29 (audience applauding)
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01:07:35 (phone ringing)
01:07:38 - Hello?
01:07:45 - Philip, you better get your pants on and quick.
01:07:48 - What for?
01:07:49 - Karen's leaving the hotel.
01:07:51 - What?
01:07:53 - I said Karen's leaving the hotel.
01:07:55 - Oh, shit.
01:07:56 - Darling, I owe him an explanation.
01:08:01 - I'll be waiting for you in the car.
01:08:04 Don't be too long.
01:08:05 I don't understand, what's the matter?
01:08:12 - It had to end that way, Philip.
01:08:13 - It had to end that way?
01:08:15 End last night?
01:08:16 Why did you stay with me last night then?
01:08:19 - Things happen at night,
01:08:21 but then after comes another day.
01:08:23 I had made my decision already.
01:08:26 - Why did you let me hope something--
01:08:27 - I did no such thing, be honest.
01:08:29 We acted the same way.
01:08:31 A girl can do the same thing a man does.
01:08:34 I wanted you very much,
01:08:36 and we made love because we both wanted to.
01:08:38 - What about my love?
01:08:41 - Don't be silly.
01:08:43 Between what you say and what you do,
01:08:46 there's such a difference.
01:08:49 I can't believe you.
01:08:50 The man I need must be absolutely faithful to me.
01:08:54 And Bob is that man.
01:08:57 - It can't be, Karen.
01:09:00 - I thought you'd understand.
01:09:04 Goodbye, Philip.
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01:10:58 - Anywhere you go.
01:10:59 - You want some skiing lessons?
01:11:01 - Yes, great.
01:11:03 Will you be the teacher?
01:11:04 - Of course.
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