Barstool Employee Saves Lives on Plane - Barstool Rundown - February 21st, 2024
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00:02 All right, it is the rundown for Wednesday,
00:07 February 21st, I believe.
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01:21 All right, so it is, it's a run down.
01:24 I guess we can start with Dan Hurley.
01:26 Danny Hurley, the coach of UConn,
01:28 the number one team in the country.
01:30 They go on the road to Creighton last night
01:32 and Creighton beat the hell out of them.
01:34 - Yeah. - That happened.
01:35 - What, 14 three-pointers?
01:36 - Yeah, Creighton was awesome.
01:37 They beat them by, they were up by 20 at one point,
01:39 maybe even more than that.
01:40 - Where is Creighton?
01:40 - Omaha, Nebraska.
01:41 - Okay.
01:43 Yeah, they're routinely at the top of attendance records.
01:46 - They love Creighton in Omaha, Nebraska.
01:48 - Yeah.
01:49 - And so when Danny Hurley's walking off the court,
01:52 the Creighton fans are chirping him as they do,
01:54 and he, you can be seen, he points in the stands
01:57 and says, "I'll knock you," maybe he doesn't point,
01:59 but he says, "I'll knock you out, I'll do this,"
02:01 and he wants to fight everybody there.
02:03 To which I ask this question,
02:04 what's the line between fiery,
02:06 emotional, and douchebaggery?
02:10 - He said he was going to knock you out.
02:14 - Yes.
02:15 - After taking the L.
02:16 That's another L.
02:17 And who'd they lose to?
02:19 - Creighton.
02:20 - The Creighton what?
02:21 - The Blue Jays.
02:22 - Yeah.
02:23 - Two L's lost to a cool J.
02:25 Knock you out.
02:26 Wow.
02:28 It's poetic, isn't it?
02:30 - Two L's, a cool J.
02:31 - Two L's to a cool J.
02:33 - Mama said knock you out.
02:35 - God damn.
02:36 - Yeah.
02:37 - God damn.
02:38 - I was just about to say, I think that should be
02:40 more commonplace to respond to fans.
02:43 - Really?
02:44 - Oh man, I don't, it can be cringey,
02:47 'cause Nick Sirianni, after beating the Chiefs,
02:50 "Chiefs fans, I don't hear you."
02:51 And they won one more game after, like.
02:53 - Yeah.
02:54 - I think the coach, I want a buttoned up kind of guy.
02:58 - Just walks straight through there, no problems.
03:00 - That's what I want in my coach.
03:01 - My thing about it is, I think they're 21-3 now,
03:04 they won the national title last year.
03:05 They're obviously very good, they're number one,
03:07 and they're like, be able to take a loss.
03:10 Just be able to take a loss, but maybe you want a guy
03:14 to be on that edge at all times,
03:17 so that he's keyed up, I don't know.
03:19 - It's a sign of emotional weakness,
03:21 but at the same time, I don't mind if, you know,
03:24 who knows what they were saying to him.
03:26 - Okay, so I watched it back multiple times.
03:28 - Were you trying to read lips?
03:29 - No, but you can hear, the one chirp you hear
03:31 over and over is one guy just keep saying,
03:34 "Hey coach, welcome to Omaha, welcome to Omaha,
03:37 "welcome to Omaha."
03:38 He just says it over and over.
03:39 - Yeah, that's worse than a slur.
03:41 - Is it really?
03:42 Just welcome--
03:43 - How often do you respond to a,
03:45 - Oh.
03:46 - Like someone hating on you on Twitter?
03:48 - I would be quite poor in that situation, for sure.
03:50 - But I don't know if welcome to Omaha
03:53 is going to drive me over the edge.
03:53 - If he said it five times,
03:55 'cause that's more of a baseball reference.
03:57 - That was like an I'm not touching you
03:59 in the backseat of the car.
04:00 - That's right.
04:01 - And that would drive me fucking insane.
04:03 But I never want my head coach
04:05 to be the biggest personality on the team.
04:08 - Yeah.
04:09 - That's what, look at Clemson.
04:09 - There was like a Texas women's coach
04:12 who was like an assistant, but she was the star,
04:15 'cause she would just post--
04:15 - Oh, LSU's--
04:16 - LSU's basketball coach with the goofy shirts.
04:19 Don't want that.
04:20 - Yeah, your team is the stars,
04:21 and everything you do should be revolving
04:23 around them as stars.
04:25 - All right, we move on to, all right, more basketball.
04:29 Scotty Pippen, Horace Grant, Luke Longley
04:32 are going on a no bull tour.
04:35 That's what they're calling it, the no bull tour.
04:37 - That's a bad name.
04:39 - I think it's a terrific name.
04:40 - They're all bulls.
04:41 - Yeah, but that's--
04:41 - They're like no bull, no bullish.
04:43 - Yeah, no bull shit.
04:44 - No bull.
04:45 - So this is what Scotty said.
04:49 They're going on tour because they say
04:52 a lot of people want to ask us
04:53 about that bullshit documentary,
04:55 which was the last dance thing about Michael Jordan.
04:57 It's the most embarrassing documentary ever made.
04:59 - I didn't watch.
05:00 - It was, all it was was nine episodes
05:03 of Michael Jordan was great,
05:04 and he had to deal with a bunch of bullshit in Chicago.
05:06 Scotty Pippen wasn't great, Horace Grant wasn't great,
05:08 Michael Jordan's the greatest thing they ever lived.
05:10 - You left out Luke Longley.
05:11 - I did.
05:12 - Luke Longley, yeah.
05:13 - Luke Longley, the center for the bulls back in the day.
05:15 - All the white shrew looking--
05:17 - The Australian.
05:18 - Yeah.
05:19 - I believe he's from Australia.
05:20 - Do you remember the N64 game, Kobe Bryant's NBA court side?
05:22 - I do.
05:23 - Michael Jordan wasn't in that game.
05:25 His name was Roster Player.
05:26 - So in--
05:27 - I grew up thinking that was my favorite player.
05:29 - In NBA Live, he was always just player.
05:32 - Okay.
05:33 - And his number was 99, so we called him Scott Player.
05:36 - Okay, Roster Player I thought was a basketball player.
05:38 - He was always, yeah, he was above
05:40 all the video games and whatnot.
05:42 But Scotty Pippen has been vocal
05:44 about his dislike for the last dance.
05:46 He was beyond livid.
05:47 - Well, do you think the timing adds up
05:49 that Michael Jordan's son is fucking his wife?
05:51 - I think they broke up.
05:52 - No, they're not.
05:53 - He's fucked his wife.
05:54 - That was all a facade.
05:55 - Yeah, no, they broke up.
05:55 - Are there many players fucked his wife?
05:58 - Yes.
05:58 - Tristan Thompson?
05:59 - And I think future as well.
06:00 - Well, that's his former wife at this point now, right?
06:03 So anybody can fuck Scotty Pippen's former wife.
06:05 - I mean, if you got divorced--
06:06 - But Michael Jordan's son fucking--
06:07 - When you get divorced--
06:08 - Michael Jordan's son fucking Scotty Pippen's wife
06:10 is the most ridiculous thing of all time.
06:13 We didn't give it enough attention at all.
06:15 - And then he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go on tour
06:16 and talk about how much Michael Jordan was in that.
06:19 (laughing)
06:21 - What's that tour gonna consist of?
06:22 - Do you think he leads off with like,
06:24 Michael Jordan, you guys think he's great,
06:26 but his son is fucking my wife.
06:27 - Yeah, you think Michael Jordan's so great,
06:29 then why is his son fucking my wife?
06:32 - He's not like a ball of charisma, is he?
06:34 - Scotty?
06:35 - How is he gonna make a on-tour performance?
06:37 - And Horace Grant is,
06:39 Horace Grant was like the shyest thing ever.
06:42 Horace Grant was like scared to death of the moment.
06:44 - The shyest little thing.
06:45 - Little Horace.
06:46 - There's scenes back then of Phil Jackson
06:49 trying to get him to talk and get him to speak.
06:51 - Horace Grant wouldn't talk?
06:52 - Horace Grant would not talk.
06:53 - And now he's going on a talking tour?
06:53 - Now he's going on a talking tour.
06:55 And Luke Longley looks way different than him.
06:56 - I don't think those work.
06:58 I went to a--
06:59 - I wanna go to it because I do think
07:01 that Michael Jordan documentary was complete
07:03 and total horse shit and didn't actually tell a story of,
07:06 it told no negativity about Michael and it does exist.
07:09 So I kinda wanna hear it.
07:10 - So that was like a COVID production
07:12 that everyone loved.
07:14 - It came, they produced it like before COVID,
07:16 but it happened to time out where it came out like April
07:19 when we were all at home.
07:20 - Oh, that's true.
07:21 - Yeah.
07:22 - I didn't watch it.
07:22 - They got lucky with the timing as far as--
07:24 - People were just crave, starve for--
07:26 - It was that and the Tiger King thing.
07:27 - That and Tiger King, maybe Squid Game?
07:30 - Maybe Squid Game.
07:31 I feel--
07:32 - I don't know, but you wanna go to this?
07:34 - I would absolutely love to go to this.
07:37 I also am a big Scottie Pippen fan.
07:39 I think he's very underrated.
07:40 - He's been disrespected.
07:40 His rookie card had his last name spelled wrong.
07:42 - He gets disrespected a lot.
07:43 People act like he was just along for the ride.
07:45 No, he was part of the ride.
07:46 - Yeah.
07:47 - Michael Jordan.
07:48 And I think he's a top 25 player of all time.
07:50 - I remember I went to like a Trailer Park Boys live.
07:53 - Yeah.
07:54 - And it was just them like overcoming a stroke
07:57 like every 10 seconds.
07:58 It wasn't good.
08:00 Like those things don't really play out.
08:02 - You go to say you saw them.
08:04 You don't go for what you're to consume.
08:07 - Well, you got tickets to the Mean Girl live show.
08:09 - Yes.
08:10 That was good.
08:12 - Machine Gun Kelly.
08:13 - MGK.
08:16 Laces up.
08:17 - New tattoo.
08:18 - Big tattoo.
08:19 - Is that what you want to call it?
08:20 Or is that tattoos plural?
08:22 - So it's called a blackout tattoo.
08:25 - Yeah.
08:26 - And it covers everything from the entire upper half
08:29 is torso and above, but it's all black.
08:33 - So why?
08:34 - He could be a yin yang twin now.
08:35 (laughing)
08:37 - Is black chest more offensive than black face?
08:39 - His whole thing is black.
08:40 - Why is the racism limited to the face?
08:44 - I don't know.
08:45 - I think just history.
08:46 - And what if he went for brown instead of black?
08:49 Would that be more or less racist?
08:51 - I think more.
08:52 - Definitely more.
08:53 'Cause I don't think it would cover up the tattoos.
08:55 Did you see the gun he was using?
08:56 Had like 44 needles in it.
08:58 - No, I didn't see that.
08:59 - I will say like he is probably as tough as a Navy SEAL
09:02 for enduring that needle pain.
09:04 - Tougher?
09:04 Tougher than a woman giving birth.
09:06 - Yeah.
09:07 - But that being not, is that needle as intricate
09:10 and as dedicated as the regular tattoo needle?
09:13 Or is that like a, almost like a,
09:15 you're coloring with a Sharpie at that point.
09:17 - It's like the paint roller.
09:18 - The paint roller, yeah, that's a better one.
09:19 - Yeah, but he does have like the gaps in it
09:21 that show his underneath tattoos.
09:24 - He has a gap right here.
09:25 - I think that's intentional just to show that he,
09:28 I think it's probably more symbolic than the look.
09:31 - Now.
09:32 - You know, that was the old me.
09:33 - If you were gonna black out a body part, which one?
09:35 - Black out a body.
09:39 (sniffing)
09:40 - It's a really good question.
09:42 I'd want a black ass.
09:43 (laughing)
09:45 I'd want a black ass.
09:46 - Nick gets a black ass.
09:47 - Yeah, just so you guys can start saying that to me.
09:50 - Where's Nick's black ass?
09:52 (laughing)
09:55 - Yeah, fuck, I might have to do it.
09:57 I might have to get a black ass.
09:59 - That would look ridiculous.
10:01 (laughing)
10:02 It would look like a sensor bar
10:04 covering up a flat white ass.
10:06 - Where's Nick's black ass?
10:08 - That would be, yeah, get Nick a black ass.
10:09 - You gotta get me a black ass, dude.
10:11 - I thought I had the upper hand.
10:15 - That is something that wouldn't be
10:16 too consequential either.
10:18 - No, 'cause every once in a while,
10:19 you'd see me changing and not the,
10:22 fuck, when would I ever see my black ass?
10:23 - Yeah, I've never seen your white,
10:24 I've never seen your ass.
10:26 So you could get a black ass.
10:27 Hypothetically, and no one would really raise it.
10:30 - At this point, you need to get a black ass.
10:31 - I think I have to get a black ass, man.
10:33 - Just like poke it out, just to remind people.
10:35 (laughing)
10:37 - Get your girl's, like, bring your black ass over here.
10:39 - Get your black ass in here.
10:40 Shit, my black ass?
10:43 (laughing)
10:45 - All right, Vanderpump Rules reality TV villain
10:51 Tom Sandoval compares himself to OJ Simpson
10:54 and George Floyd.
10:55 - So do you know what Tom Sandoval did?
10:57 - I don't know.
10:58 - You know Vanderpump.
10:59 I went to the Vanderpump bar.
10:59 - I know nothing about any of that.
11:01 - I got the Vandertini at the Vanderpump bar in Vegas.
11:04 Oh boy, was it good.
11:06 (laughing)
11:07 - Your black ass?
11:08 - My black ass loved it.
11:10 Tom Sandoval was dating this woman before he was famous,
11:15 before the show got big.
11:16 He was dating this girl for 10 years.
11:18 She froze her eggs for him.
11:20 He was sleeping with her best friend, maybe the entire time.
11:23 And they found out on the show.
11:25 And now he's a huge villain.
11:26 He's come back to the show.
11:27 The other girl that he was sleeping with
11:28 had to like check herself into a mental.
11:30 - So this is still a show?
11:31 - Yeah, it's still a show.
11:32 It's about bartenders.
11:33 - Yeah, so it's the same cast from like a decade ago?
11:37 - Yeah.
11:38 - And they're still working bartending?
11:41 - They've gotten significantly richer and more famous.
11:43 So it's changed a lot.
11:44 - Right.
11:46 Sorry, so this guy is still on the show despite--
11:48 - All time villain, despite, you know,
11:50 having his girlfriend freeze her eggs
11:53 because he wasn't ready.
11:54 - Well, this is what he did.
11:54 - Is he like unanimously hated amongst the audience?
11:57 - No, he is unanimously hated.
11:59 And he has a really bad cover band.
12:01 - This is what he did.
12:02 - He was asked about, you know,
12:04 something about the show and everything.
12:05 And he said, "I'm not a pop culture historian really,
12:08 "but I witnessed the OJ Simpson thing
12:11 "and the George Floyd and all these big things,
12:13 "which is really weird to compare this to that, I think.
12:17 "But do you think in a weird way
12:18 "it's a little bit the same?"
12:20 First of all, George Floyd,
12:21 almost certainly not pop culture, right?
12:23 That was, that's not pop culture.
12:25 That's just culture.
12:26 - Culture. - Yeah.
12:27 - And OJ Simpson killed and George Floyd died.
12:31 That's two opposite things.
12:33 - That's true, correct.
12:34 - So I don't think he knows more.
12:39 - He just thinks, I think he sees the world
12:41 with reality TV prism. - Well, who is somebody
12:42 that would be a combination of those two?
12:44 - Of George Floyd and OJ Simpson?
12:47 - Yeah, like Tupac?
12:48 - I don't know that he's killed.
12:50 - I'm sure he's killed.
12:52 - He rapped about killing, but I don't know that he killed.
12:55 - Anyway.
12:55 - Ray Lewis?
12:56 Well, he hasn't died.
12:58 - He hasn't died yet.
13:00 - He hasn't been murdered.
13:01 - What about, is this a white man?
13:05 - Yes.
13:06 - Italian?
13:07 - He's like a mustachioed.
13:09 - Sandoval is a Latino name, isn't it?
13:11 - What is, yeah.
13:12 - Sandoval?
13:13 - He's like a tan mustache, dark haired guy.
13:16 - Is he a handsome fellow?
13:17 - Yes.
13:18 So what was his, what was-
13:18 - You took his side in all this, didn't you?
13:20 - No, absolutely not.
13:21 - Okay, all right.
13:22 - So is his traveling-
13:23 - She froze her eggs for him, man.
13:24 - That doesn't mean, what does that even mean?
13:25 - 'Cause a woman, she's aging.
13:27 She only has so long, so she got-
13:29 - How old is she?
13:30 - You only have finite eggs.
13:31 - How old is she?
13:32 - Probably mid to late thirties.
13:34 - Oh, that's fine.
13:35 - I don't know.
13:37 - I'm still pumping them out of my wife and she's like-
13:39 - Your wife's 19.
13:40 - A US man sues the Powerball Lottery
13:47 after being told his $340 million win was an error.
13:51 You want me to do it or are you gonna do it?
13:53 - What was his name?
13:54 - John Cheeks.
13:55 (laughing)
13:56 - Johnny Cheeks.
13:57 - John Cheeks.
13:59 - Bad luck for Johnny Cheeks.
14:01 - He looks like a Johnny Cheeks.
14:02 I saw him, he looks just like-
14:03 - Johnny Cheeks suing the lottery
14:05 for not accepting his ticket.
14:07 Days after the lottery drawing,
14:09 Cheeks went to the DC lottery website
14:11 to find that his ticket matched all six numbers
14:13 shown on the site,
14:14 which would have won him $340 million.
14:16 When he went to the lottery office to claim his prize,
14:18 his ticket was not validated.
14:19 They told him he was not a winner
14:21 and to throw the ticket in the trash.
14:23 Apparently the numbers on the website
14:25 did not match the numbers of the actual drawing.
14:27 Someone made a mistake entering the numbers,
14:29 but the mistake was not noticed
14:31 until a few days after the drawing.
14:33 - I'm for this one.
14:35 - Moral, just knee jerk reaction,
14:38 give him a cool 5 million.
14:39 - I think give him 5 mil.
14:40 - They're definitely gonna-
14:41 - They're not gonna give you the full amount.
14:42 - They're not gonna give him 340,
14:43 but if you come out of this with 5 million,
14:45 you're a big winner.
14:46 - Yeah, but he did think he was gonna get how much?
14:48 - 340.
14:49 - Yeah, you can't measure that.
14:50 - Also-
14:51 - That's tough for Cheeks.
14:52 - Also, he didn't make the mistake.
14:54 - Right, right.
14:55 - The lottery people made the mistake.
14:56 - I feel like, so is this gonna be a lot like a court case?
15:01 - I would think this will settle out of court pretty quickly.
15:03 They don't wanna, well, I don't know
15:04 if lottery cares about bad publicity.
15:06 - They don't care at all.
15:07 It's the drawing that matters.
15:11 - I think ultimately he-
15:13 - The official website-
15:14 - He's going to have won.
15:15 He will have won.
15:16 - Maybe, he might make like half of that.
15:20 - You think he gets a 120, a 270?
15:21 - I don't know how that works.
15:22 - I bet you there's fine print on the website.
15:24 - 170?
15:25 - No, the lottery is gonna be too well protected.
15:28 I don't think he gets shit.
15:29 - No, he's gonna get something.
15:30 - I don't think he's gonna get-
15:31 - They're gonna wanna make it go away.
15:32 - I can see him getting nothing too.
15:33 - He's gonna get-
15:34 - There's gotta be fine print on that website.
15:35 - He's gonna get 12 and a half million dollars.
15:37 - If these numbers are incorrect,
15:38 like it's all based on the draw.
15:40 - What's 12 and a half million dollars to the lottery?
15:42 They don't give a fuck.
15:43 - Yeah, but they're stingy folk.
15:44 - I need a Cheeks V court case that goes all the round.
15:48 - Cheeks V Lotto.
15:49 What state was it?
15:52 - Washington DC, bro.
15:54 Cheeks V Washington DC.
15:55 - Is that his legal surname?
15:57 - Cheeks?
15:58 - Cheeks.
15:59 - Probably, that's pretty standard.
16:00 I mean, it's not-
16:00 - Standard?
16:01 - It's not common common.
16:02 - How many Cheeks you know?
16:03 - O'Cheeks.
16:04 O'Cheeks is a Hall of Fame basketball player.
16:06 - Damn.
16:06 - Cheeks is not standard standard,
16:09 but I don't think it's completely rare.
16:11 - Johnny Cheeks.
16:12 - Got it.
16:12 - Johnny Cheeks sent like a-
16:13 - Johnny Cheeks.
16:14 - A Cartoon Network show.
16:15 - Yeah.
16:16 - Eeks.
16:18 - Bad break for Cheeks.
16:19 You know he's had bad luck his whole life.
16:22 - Cheeks?
16:23 - Yeah.
16:24 - No, I think Cheeks has taken that name
16:25 as far as they can take it.
16:26 I think people like Cheeks.
16:28 I think when Cheeks goes to his bar,
16:29 they do exactly what you just said.
16:31 - Cheeks, you fucking legend.
16:32 - Cheeks.
16:33 - Sit down here.
16:34 - I told you about this guy, Cheeks, right?
16:35 - Yeah.
16:36 - Yeah.
16:37 Lastly,
16:38 - Crazy.
16:39 - Wonton Don is just a legend?
16:40 - Yeah.
16:41 - So Wonton Don is only-
16:43 - It was a matter of time until this happened to him.
16:45 - It really, it really, you know-
16:47 - He tweeted that and I was like, yeah.
16:49 I didn't understand the gravity of it.
16:50 - I don't even think I threw that tweet a like
16:52 'cause it was just so-
16:53 - I thought it was, then I like went back 10 minutes later.
16:56 So I was going viral.
16:57 I was like, yeah, that is insane.
16:59 - 30 minutes after departing Albuquerque,
17:01 I was shaken out of my Panda Express
17:03 and tequila induced stupor by a man
17:05 trying to aggressively open the airplane door
17:08 four rows back.
17:10 Me and five other dudes had to wrestle him into the aisle,
17:13 duct tape his legs and throw Flexicuffs on him.
17:15 Just safely landed back in Albuquerque.
17:18 Holy shit.
17:19 - Of course that happened to Don.
17:22 - That happened to Don.
17:23 - We've traveled with him enough to where like shit like
17:25 this, it's, he ends up in situations.
17:28 - But I knew him, it was a matter of time.
17:29 This won't be the last time he's a hero.
17:31 - But he was in, let's say he was in this,
17:33 what do you call it?
17:34 Tequila induced stupor.
17:35 So he's there.
17:36 - Did you see his quote from the article?
17:37 - No, what'd he say?
17:38 - It was like, we asked Don and he was like,
17:41 he was slow to move due to his tequila sodas
17:43 and orange chicken.
17:44 - Oh, that's the thing.
17:46 - You think this slides real?
17:47 - Oh shit.
17:48 - Oh my God.
17:49 - Oh, let's go Donny.
17:50 - Let's go Don.
17:51 - Let's go Don.
17:51 - He's got head real estate.
17:54 - Yeah, wait, he might've been first.
17:55 - I knew his ass cracked.
17:56 - Yeah, I was waiting for his ass crack.
17:58 - I called it on the rundown.
17:59 I said, I bet his ass crack was out.
18:00 - I was just kind of falling in.
18:02 - Did I not call it?
18:03 - Yeah, I thought you were talking about the guy though.
18:05 - No, Donny's ass crack always.
18:07 - He's fighting.
18:08 - Oh shit.
18:09 - Don.
18:17 - Donny's like, "Don."
18:18 - Oh my God.
18:19 - Oh my God.
18:20 - Hero.
18:21 - Does he get airplane points from the airline for this?
18:24 He should.
18:25 - He definitely should.
18:26 - Do you think when it happened,
18:28 there's four rows behind him,
18:30 you think when it happened, he was like,
18:31 "Oh my God, pen it?"
18:32 Or you think he calmly took his seatbelt off,
18:35 "All right, let's just go do this."
18:37 - I bet you he let out like a dad grunt getting up.
18:40 Yeah, and then he just went and handled it.
18:41 Like that's how he operates.
18:43 I've never seen him stress.
18:44 - I haven't either.
18:45 I've never seen him angry.
18:46 - I'm so envious.
18:48 - Yeah, that made sense.
18:50 - It's the most typical.
18:51 If it happened to me, I'd never be on a plane again.
18:53 - No, so you would be a hero.
18:55 Me and him would just die.
18:57 That guy would have gotten out of a plane.
18:58 - Well, I don't think it's possible
19:00 to open the plane door while it's in the air
19:01 due to like the pressure.
19:03 But I think that guy maybe was having a panic attack
19:05 or tripping.
19:06 - So that was my second question.
19:08 Like at no point ever have I considered,
19:10 we're 30,000 feet up.
19:12 I need some fresh air.
19:13 I need to get this thing.
19:14 I need to get out of here.
19:15 I guess you're right.
19:16 Maybe tripping, maybe panic attack.
19:17 - Did you see the tweet that somebody said,
19:18 "Hank's gonna try to fuck that guy."
19:20 (laughing)
19:23 - I did not.
19:24 - I saw, I was looking through the quote tweets.
19:26 Someone was like,
19:28 "And people really believe a scrawny Middle Eastern guy
19:31 hijacked that plane."
19:33 I was like, "Yeah, he had weapons."
19:36 - Yeah, and we weren't expecting.
19:38 We used to just leave the cockpit door open, right?
19:40 - Yeah, yeah.
19:41 Well, I don't even know if there was a door.
19:44 You could go visit the cockpit at times.
19:46 I don't know.
19:47 I like to think I would be calm like Donnie,
19:51 but I obviously would freak out.
19:53 But there had to be, in the aftermath,
19:56 and they land, all the guys that helped subdue this guy.
20:01 I mean, that's brotherhood for life.
20:02 - You guys started a group chat.
20:03 - So many great high fives.
20:04 - I'm spritting just to graze his ankle,
20:07 just to get a hero like.
20:08 - Just to try to get in there.
20:09 - Just to get in that photo.
20:10 But he's in that photo, right?
20:11 Like he's in.
20:12 - I didn't, which one was he?
20:13 - He's in the blue shirt.
20:13 - I'd imagine he's the one with the ass crack out.
20:16 - I didn't say an ass crack.
20:17 - No, but his ass crack's out a lot.
20:19 - I knew his ass crack.
20:20 I was waiting for it.
20:21 - I called it on the rundown.
20:23 I said, I bet his ass crack was out.
20:24 - I was just kind of falling in.
20:26 - Oh, it's the guy with his back to us.
20:28 - Yes.
20:29 - Okay.
20:29 - Yeah, that's like, Donnie is, of course, man.
20:35 - Is that Kirk Mendenhall?
20:36 - Yeah, right there.
20:37 It looks like Kirk.
20:38 - Tiger Woods in the top right.
20:39 - So they said flexi cuffs.
20:43 So that means an air marshal was there too.
20:45 - That was my next question.
20:46 Where did they get flexi cuffs?
20:47 - Wait, so there's an open, there's a door.
20:49 - Maybe they just have them.
20:50 They have, you know, like flight attendants
20:51 have certain things.
20:53 - Yeah.
20:53 - Maybe they just have flexi cuffs
20:54 just in case somebody tries to open the door.
20:56 - All right, forgive my ignorance.
20:57 On a plane, there is an openable door.
21:00 - In the middle.
21:01 It's the exit row, right?
21:02 - It's not an openable door though, is it?
21:04 You can break it open though?
21:05 - I don't even think so in the air.
21:07 I just think you're, it's really,
21:08 the pressure won't even allow it.
21:10 So it was a fruitless attempt at terrorism.
21:15 - But you still gotta stop him.
21:16 - You gotta stop him.
21:16 If he's trying to open the door,
21:17 God knows what else he's gonna do.
21:18 - Yeah, right, you gotta stop this guy.
21:20 - Right, I wonder what he hit.
21:21 - God, beating the shit out of him was probably so fun.
21:23 - Donnie is probably still riding high though, right?
21:25 That whole group, like,
21:26 they were taping, duct taping his ankles.
21:30 - No, I don't, like you said,
21:32 Donnie doesn't get high,
21:33 or doesn't get too high or too low.
21:34 I think Donnie got off that plane,
21:36 went and had another couple of drinks,
21:37 probably went to sleep.
21:38 - Yeah.
21:39 - And just, and woke up this morning like,
21:41 all right, I guess I gotta do a good morning American.
21:43 - I would bring it up every fucking day.
21:46 - Well, again, I wouldn't,
21:47 'cause I would have died in the event.
21:48 - I would have somehow found a way to die.
21:49 - I would have, I would have,
21:51 he would have created like a millimeter of air,
21:54 and I would have been sucked out.
21:55 - Like that crab walking on the undersea tube.
21:57 Have you seen that?
21:58 - No.
21:59 - Okay.
22:00 All right, no, I would have probably died
22:02 of like a heart attack in like the 32nd row.
22:04 - Woo!
22:05 (laughing)
22:06 - I would say heaven,
22:07 my last words would be, "Oh, heaven."
22:08 - Heaven.
22:08 (laughing)
22:10 - All right.
22:11 - It was one death, and it was me.
22:13 (laughing)
22:14 In the third and fourth death.
22:15 - 15 rows of, yeah.
22:15 - Yeah.
22:16 - All right, yeah, that's the rundown.
22:19 We got anything else for after show?
22:21 I think that was kind of after show.
22:22 - You gonna plug anything?
22:24 - I got nothing going on.
22:27 - Yeah, man.
22:27 - You're better.
22:29 The whole, half the office is sick.
22:30 - Oh yeah, I was out.
22:31 Same shit I had last month.
22:33 - Titus is back, but Paige is back.
22:35 I think the flu's been going through his office.
22:36 Ryan's back.
22:37 I look forward to getting it,
22:39 and missing a couple days, so that'd be fun.
22:41 - It's not a bad like reset.
22:43 - Okay.
22:44 - I would recommend it, yeah.
22:45 - All right, I'll try to get it.
22:47 - Kiss Kyle.
22:47 I don't know if that would do it.
22:52 - It feels like he's over it.
22:53 - Yeah, yeah, you're on the tail end.
22:55 - I'll find the sickest person here, I'll kiss them.
22:56 - Plant it on him.
22:57 - All right, that's a rundown.
22:59 - I think Kaitlyn's sick.
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