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00:00 Hey everybody, I'm Caleb Presley, you might know me from everywhere.
00:05 And I'm Glenny Balls.
00:06 And these are our favorite snacks.
00:08 What?
00:09 Do another one.
00:10 Hi, I'm Caleb Presley, and these are my favorite snacks.
00:16 And I'm Glenny Balls, and this is ice cream, but I like other snacks too. Let's learn about them.
00:20 When I was saying snacks, I was talking about him.
00:22 Oh, look. I can eat a lot like that.
00:26 Everyone likes ice cream. I love it.
00:28 I love ice.
00:30 I love ice, when was ice this?
00:34 Alright, moving on.
00:39 Chris Clemmer did not like the Halftime Show last night.
00:48 Get a zoom in on Clemmer.
00:51 The Usher Halftime Show.
00:56 Recycling jokes, Tommy?
00:58 For the camera, for the camera, Clemmer. We're a content company.
01:02 That was a joke five minutes ago off camera.
01:08 We're getting it for the camera.
01:10 Both times, to be fair. Not for the camera.
01:13 Big win, huge win.
01:14 Just felt really good to get that W, you know what I mean?
01:17 I just feel we're trending up.
01:19 I would like to personally thank Taylor Swift for making sure that this team did win.
01:22 I understand that the Chiefs, they tried their best.
01:24 They worked really hard all year, whatever.
01:27 But Taylor Swift came in and just cast her shine.
01:30 And all of her 13s all over the whole team.
01:32 And we won.
01:33 Yeah, that song they sang together, "My Boo" is from like, 2000 and on.
01:36 Oh, I love that.
01:37 Oh, it's one of my favorite songs of mine.
01:39 If Rhone was up on your wife like that, would you be cool with it?
01:41 Like middle battle rapping?
01:43 If Usher were up on my wife like that, I'd be cool.
01:46 Yeah, well more of something contemporary.
01:47 I'd be like, "Oh, my wife is performing in the Super Bowl and Usher is the lead?"
01:52 Yeah, but you're saying a contemporary in your own space.
01:56 Where it's a more accessible type of thing that they've set for it.
01:59 That's where it's like the disconnect of show business.
02:02 You need the context of him having done a song with her before.
02:05 It's so crazy. You don't know "My Boo" by Usher?
02:08 I do. I must. I must.
02:10 I must know "My Boo."
02:12 I probably know "My Boo."
02:14 No one's ever said that before.
02:15 If I--
02:16 I must know "My Boo." No one's ever said that before.
02:19 I'll have to go back and listen to "My Boo."
02:21 But my guess is that I know "My Boo."
02:23 I know "My Boo."
02:24 I knew it wasn't going to happen.
02:26 Man, that's why you're you.
02:28 UNFL wanted the Chiefs to win and the Chiefs won.
02:32 Do you think that's true?
02:33 Yep.
02:34 Do you think there's something deeper and darker in play?
02:37 Not sure, but they actually wanted to win.
02:40 Who do you think's pulling the strings on all that?
02:43 Goodell.
02:44 Goodell was talking to Taylor Swift before the game.
02:47 Yeah.
02:48 Wow.
02:49 Why does the current player have to be the greatest of all time?
02:53 There's no--
02:55 I mean, the greatest of all time.
02:58 I mean, it's a dumbass thinking.
03:00 I'll tell you why, Frank.
03:02 No, it's because ESPN--
03:04 [imitates ESPN]
03:06 Now is better.
03:07 And when it was in the past, it has to be erased.
03:10 I think it's because we like to feel that we are living in a time of greatness.
03:16 I have news for you. We're not.
03:18 We're living in an era where everybody is shit.
03:21 LeBron is not even close to being the greatest of all time.
03:24 Well, I went and saw Michael Jordan play. How cool is that?
03:27 When he was on the Washington Wizards.
03:29 Yeah, well--
03:30 Still pretty cool, though. I think he had 27 points.
03:33 That's like seeing Frank Sinatra when he was 80.
03:36 You know what? I can still say that I saw him play.
03:38 He was an all-star. He was an all-star.
03:41 I don't know if the game was rigged like Frank is saying,
03:44 but I had a good time watching it on the Nick broadcast, of course.
03:47 LeBron is a Giraffe King's partner, too.
03:50 I know you're excited about that.
03:52 LeKing. The Goat, as some are calling him.
03:56 I won't say that too loud.
03:58 Because this is, as Frank said, the era of shit.
04:01 But I'm excited about all of it. #DKParker.
04:04 It's fun because if she lost, I would have been like,
04:07 "She's not on the field. It has nothing to do with her."
04:09 But obviously she won, so I could be like,
04:11 "Obviously it has everything to do with her. She did the witchcraft."
04:13 Here's my other better half.
04:15 What are you doing in here? Discussing the big game.
04:18 Our big win? Yeah.
04:20 Our big win. Really feels good to have one under the belt this early out.
04:24 I know. Not many people can say,
04:27 "Your first year being an NFL fan, you win the Super Bowl."
04:30 Yeah. Winning the Super Bowl, what? It's hard?
04:33 I've been saying that for a couple days.
04:35 It feels pretty good. It feels pretty good to be on top.
04:37 Thank God. We deserve it.
04:39 All right. Football is over. NASCAR has begun.
04:42 This weekend we got the Daytona 500 on Sunday, February 18th.
04:45 All the best drivers in the world, including this guy,
04:48 who needs a big comeback year.
04:50 You got Ryan Blaney, you got Bubba, you got Kyle Larson.
04:53 Everybody, obviously, in the field, including Jimmy Johnson.
04:56 So you got to tune in. It's going to be on Sunday, February 18th.
05:00 The Rock is grand marshal. Pitbull is going to be performing there.
05:04 There's no reason not to tune in. Make sure you do. Let's have some fun.
05:07 We are going for 41 straight free throws.
05:10 Myself and Dan will pick five barstool people. Here are the rules.
05:14 Nobody can hit more than 10 free throws in a row.
05:16 We have 75 mulligans. You use it, you lose it.
05:20 I have to hit three free throws, I think, what, the 15th?
05:24 The last one, and one other. 30th.
05:27 Everybody on the team has to hit at least two.
05:30 41 in a row is the NBA record.
05:33 This could take five hours, 10 hours, 100 hours.
05:36 We may never finish.
05:38 Oh, my God. We'll cut that one.
05:42 41 straight free throws. This could take weeks.
05:46 It might never end.
05:48 Obviously, Titus is going to have to do some heavy lifting here, I would imagine.
05:51 But I think you can only shoot 10. One guy can only shoot 10.
05:54 So, I mean, one guy can only handle not even a quarter of the load.
05:58 Pause.
05:59 He's not very good. He's better than me, but he's not very good at shooting free throws.
06:06 And Jerry, you know, I don't think Jerry's--
06:09 I mean, Jerry might be a 40% guy if he's lucky.
06:12 Big Cat, maybe, at best, 60%, 50%, 60%.
06:17 I mean, we're talking 41 straight free throws.
06:20 I mean, that's--they got to, like, really get hot.
06:24 I mean, if you hit 39 and then 40 and then 41 in bricks,
06:29 I mean, you're starting all over again.
06:31 This is going to be epic.
06:34 I just won the Super Bowl.
06:36 What happened?
06:37 I broke my shoulder.
06:40 Oh!
06:42 Just broke my foot.
06:45 Fucking disaster.
06:46 I'm glad Frank's enjoying my injury.
06:48 I have a torn labrum, torn rotator cuff, but morale is high.
06:52 I think I could hit more free throws with one hand.
06:54 It doesn't have the ball this good, but--
06:57 Dave not being able to hold a basketball isn't good for their chances.
07:01 I think that's probably right.
07:03 Did you watch the video?
07:04 Yeah.
07:05 He can't lift a basketball.
07:07 All right, so if the over-under will stay five hours, I think that's so short.
07:11 Really?
07:13 Like, it's going to take them 15 hours.
07:16 It would have been funny if I was there with one hand.
07:19 It would be better if they could use multiple mulligans a round.
07:23 Apparently that's not the case.
07:24 Maybe they changed that.
07:25 But if they stay with one mulligan per round, I don't know if--
07:29 like, this is going to go past Jerry's hole more.
07:31 So that's my prediction.
07:33 It will be longer than Jerry's hole.
07:35 I think they end up changing the rules because otherwise they just--
07:41 yeah, I just don't see it happening.
07:43 I keep going back and forth.
07:44 It's either going to take two hours or 15 years.
07:50 I really don't think there's any in between.
07:52 I really think it's going to go way faster than we think
07:55 or it's going to go way longer.
07:57 Dave is like John McCain right now, like, can't move his--
08:00 like, hours past here.
08:02 Did you watch the video?
08:03 No.
08:04 He just air-balled four free throws.
08:06 Yeah, so this is going to take 10 days.
08:09 I would lean towards that, yeah.
08:11 I think it's going to go, like, really long.
08:13 It's going to go really long.
08:15 How long did the needles in the haystack go?
08:17 If they found the needles in the haystack, I feel like anything is possible.
08:22 It's so much easier than this.
08:24 They did 41 free throws in a row.
08:26 As soon as you hit that 25-30, the pressure is going to mount.
08:29 These are humans.
08:31 It's like, oh, I found this.
08:33 Say human!
08:34 I'm saying this is a human thing.
08:36 [laughter]
08:38 I can never do this.
08:40 There's too much pressure.
08:41 It's too much pressure.
08:42 Are you making fun of how I say the word human?
08:44 We all are.
08:46 Do not say human.
08:48 I'm saying human.
08:50 That was a little better.
08:51 That was like 1% better.
08:52 This is a human thing.
08:53 No, no, no.
08:54 I need to do it back.
08:55 Is this on purpose?
08:57 I'm saying the same word as you.
08:59 Oh, my God.
09:01 You're saying you.
09:02 I'm saying you.
09:03 I was a little confused.
09:04 I think I misunderstood the mulligans.
09:05 I thought they could use all 75 mulligans at once.
09:07 I thought they were going to get it done in like 20 minutes.
09:10 No, they're fucking in trouble.
09:11 Dave doesn't have his shoulder.
09:12 It doesn't even matter how good they do because Dave is going to miss his free throw every single time.
09:17 What, he's got to make the first, the 15th, and the 40th?
09:21 He's got to make three, right?
09:23 He can't make three.
09:24 No.
09:25 It might never end.
09:27 Like they--this might be one of the--this almost might be like a Jerry, like a Jerry after dark, the golf simulation.
09:33 They might have to like sleep this one off.
09:35 Like they might get to a point where it takes so long.
09:38 They're delirious where they literally need to sleep and regroup because they just won't--they'll have gone through all of their energy.
09:44 They're like any chance of having the night to sleep.
09:47 I'm going to say--I'm going to say the total like 24 and a half hours, dead serious.
09:51 41 and a half is crazy.
09:53 Making 41 and a half is insane.
09:55 I'm saying over 24 hours.
09:57 You have to save your mulligan for Dave's 41st shot.
10:00 They're going to have to go to bed.
10:02 It's not going to happen fast, and then things are going to get fucking--because if Dave has to--I mean I--I'd seen Dave's half court shot before, and it was like, "Oh, that's a mess."
10:11 I didn't realize that was the same thing from the free throw line.
10:14 Like that video last night was just like air balling.
10:17 I don't know.
10:18 You have to save your mulligan for the--like--
10:21 I don't know if Dave's going to go like get mad and just go home when he misses like the third, 41st shot.
10:26 He's supposed to make the 15th and 30th.
10:28 Oh, he has to make them?
10:29 Yeah.
10:30 We might be in like Jerry After Dark like hole-in-one territory.
10:34 That's what I'm saying.
10:35 Like they're going to have to go to bed.
10:36 Quig's broke down.
10:37 It's a--it's a 41-leg parlay, and every bet is minus 300.
10:42 That bet doesn't hit ever.
10:50 Fuck, Dave.
10:51 We're never going to get out of here.
10:53 Anything.
10:55 Uh-oh.
11:07 [music]
11:09 [cheering]
11:25 Ask me about the challenge.
11:34 Yeah, it was tough, man.
11:35 The tiredest I ever was.
11:36 I know I'm probably getting a kill tomorrow on the unnamed show, but yeah, it was like--
11:41 They were a whiny bitch.
11:42 I 100% was a whiny bitch.
11:43 I needed a nap.
11:44 They stole a shirt.
11:45 I need a nap.
11:46 It's my name.
11:47 I needed a nap.
11:48 Chat was getting to me.
11:49 I'm crossing my legs to hide my fucking micro boner.
11:52 I don't have a fucking boner.
11:54 Did you see that one?
11:56 No, I didn't fuck Michelle Obama.
11:58 [laughter]
12:00 No, no, somebody hit him with a Hey Rico, suck this.
12:04 He's looking right at it.
12:06 Oh, no.
12:07 Uh-oh.
12:08 All right.
12:09 There you go.
12:12 Shut that chat up.
12:13 Shut him up, Rico.
12:15 Yeah.
12:20 Suck my fucking dick.
12:21 I can't wait to throw it.
12:22 I mean, I didn't really contribute much in terms of makes.
12:25 We had better guys.
12:26 Sometimes you don't get a lot of minutes when you've got better guys.
12:29 I tried to be positive.
12:30 I had ringers in the Rolodex.
12:33 But just happy it was done.
12:36 Pure elation when it got done.
12:38 But the chat remains undefeated.
12:40 We're going to an Airbnb to shoot a video with Oz Perlman, the mentalist.
12:46 A little Sunday conversation with him.
12:48 I'm very excited for the mentalist to get mental on me.
12:51 I want to see what he's got in store.
12:52 I heard he's excited to fuck with me, and I'm excited to get fucked with.
12:55 Now, this is L-I-V-I-N, living.
12:58 We're here at the set.
13:00 I'm here two hours early.
13:02 All I got to do is eat ice cream, so I got nothing to really do now.
13:08 I want to start FaceTiming random people to see if we can get to answer.
13:10 Maybe like Angelo White or something.
13:13 I can FaceTime Aaron Rodgers, but he scares me.
13:17 We got to see Caleb's text to Aaron Rodgers.
13:18 He's so funny.
13:20 I doubt he wants it public.
13:22 No, I cannot say what he's stuffing.
13:24 I'm not stuffing his ass.
13:27 You're going to stuff his ass or not?
13:28 No, I'm not going to stuff his ass.
13:29 I was just watching some stuff, man.
13:31 I'm very excited.
13:32 I'm excited, too.
13:33 I hope he does a lot of stuff on us.
13:35 I just watched one.
13:36 He was doing the bucks, and he has four net and a key mix.
13:39 He has a key mix on the stage and four net on the other side of the room.
13:42 Can you order ice cream?
13:44 Can I tell my story, please?
13:45 No, because we're in a time rush.
13:47 Women.
13:50 Fucking women.
13:51 Yeah, I'm looking at my topics right now.
13:53 It's pretty--I'm honestly kind of--I'm assuming he's going to be doing a lot of heavy lifting today,
14:00 so I didn't bring too much material.
14:04 My favorite question is--I'm going to ask you a question, but I guess you already know that.
14:13 Put that on first, and then I'll draw your face on.
14:20 Do I look naked?
14:22 I guess.
14:23 How about that?
14:24 Imagine if I were just naked behind this thing.
14:25 I was just standing here like this.
14:26 All right.
14:27 That's pretty funny.
14:28 Go ahead.
14:29 That's pretty funny.
14:30 That's pretty funny.
14:32 What if we kept him with that and just the ears and then the mitts?
14:35 That's pretty funny.
14:36 Yeah.
14:37 Wait and see.
14:38 Put on the hat.
14:39 It looks hilarious.
14:40 It looks like a bunny.
14:41 Put the hat on.
14:43 Let's test it out.
14:45 I look like a chipperdale.
14:46 Yeah, like a chipperdale.
14:48 Yeah, I look like a naughty stripper.
14:50 You do.
14:51 Wait.
14:52 This guy.
14:53 Oh, that's too funny.
14:54 Don't he even have whiskers?
14:56 Maybe he never.
14:57 Are you kidding me?
14:58 I think you're making like a cat.
14:59 Okay, Susie.
15:00 Let me add the dots.
15:01 He's kind of being a little poseidon somewhere.
15:02 Imagine at the end I walk out and I just am naked.
15:03 Imagine if you got to really look like.
15:04 How do you want the clothes to go?
15:05 Like you want to, obviously you're going to do your thing at some point.
15:06 I'm going to give you a hint at the beginning.
15:07 I want you to see it not here on YouTube.
15:08 Okay.
15:09 So you do your thing.
15:10 I think the best way is generally we lead into the performance like an old fairy hat
15:11 and evolve organically.
15:12 Okay.
15:13 If we start with me performing, then we're going to do it.
15:14 Okay.
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26:39 (upbeat music)