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00:01:07 Long ago, the Arrakations ruled the galaxies.
00:01:24 Horror and devastation lay in their wake.
00:01:28 The source of their terrifying power lay within a chamber on planet Uroboros.
00:01:35 The waters it contained held the promise of everlasting life.
00:01:42 The chamber could only be opened with a single key,
00:01:46 which, if ever found, would guide its bearer back to the fountainhead of immortality.
00:01:55 However, the key would drive all who touched it insane.
00:02:02 When the Arrakations were finally defeated,
00:02:05 the chamber was locked and the key cast out deep into space.
00:02:12 It has never been found until now.
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00:03:39 Come on!
00:03:48 Give it up, why don't you?
00:03:51 Damn! Not again!
00:03:55 I can't wait to get those new matter munchers.
00:04:01 I guess I just about had enough of these cheap heads.
00:04:05 Hey, Tyler!
00:04:21 Major Find here.
00:04:22 What is it?
00:04:24 I... I don't know.
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00:04:33 Careful, it could be a Class 4 biohazard.
00:04:49 How odd is that thing?
00:04:52 What's it doing?
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00:05:00 It's... weird.
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00:05:24 Tyler!
00:05:32 What's going on?
00:05:37 Are you okay?
00:05:39 Should I call for a containment crew?
00:05:43 No, no, no, please!
00:05:50 [Screaming]
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00:06:19 The Guardian has revealed himself.
00:06:21 The key has been found!
00:06:23 Odin tell us, is the day of the great darkness at hand?
00:06:28 Yes, it is written in the old books.
00:06:31 The coming back time has begun.
00:06:34 Evil will descend upon us.
00:06:38 We must prepare to defend the chamber.
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00:06:49 Xander, sector three.
00:07:04 We're still waiting for their preliminary core samples, Captain.
00:07:07 What? How long have they been down there?
00:07:10 Over 12 hours.
00:07:12 They must be going nuts.
00:07:15 Weird. System checks out, but no response.
00:07:18 Deadsville.
00:07:19 Send someone down there. I want to know what's going on.
00:07:23 I need a big ship to get somewhere.
00:07:26 What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:07:28 Security to the bridge!
00:07:31 Any other stupid questions?
00:07:42 [Screaming]
00:07:45 You, fat boy. Name and duties.
00:07:50 Lambert, sir. Navigations officer.
00:07:52 Drive.
00:07:55 Jermaine, St. Jermaine.
00:07:57 When I want your name, shit brain, I'll ask for it.
00:08:00 Take over engineering.
00:08:02 A lot of cores for BR-549, sector seven.
00:08:06 And somebody better get rid of this garbage.
00:08:10 [Beeping]
00:08:13 Oh, and by the way,
00:08:16 you have 20 seconds to get us out of here.
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00:12:12 Hi.
00:12:17 What are you still doing here?
00:12:19 Yeah, I know. I'm going to be late for school.
00:12:22 Where's Dad?
00:12:23 He's at the council meeting.
00:12:25 I thought you were supposed to go.
00:12:27 Oh, shit.
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00:12:41 Do you believe any of that immortality crap?
00:12:46 I mean, think about it. A stupid key.
00:12:49 Yeah, call him a liar and see what happens.
00:12:52 Listen, this guy's getting weirder by the day.
00:12:54 Imagine in ten years, hell, a hundred.
00:12:58 You got a point.
00:13:00 I am getting sick of it.
00:13:02 Going all over the bloody place looking for a stupid compound.
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00:13:09 What have you got?
00:13:11 A Fag-2 planet, sir.
00:13:14 Death to all carbon-based lifeforms.
00:13:18 Federation assigned Ketogenic Killzone to the second level.
00:13:21 Which means, uh, it's a dead planet.
00:13:24 Scan it anyway.
00:13:26 I don't get it.
00:13:30 There's life out there.
00:13:32 The Fag-2 must have been from an old registry.
00:13:35 I want a bio-scan for compound H20471.
00:13:39 [Beeping]
00:13:42 There are small traces in their systems.
00:13:51 Yeah, immortality all over the place.
00:13:54 And you.
00:13:56 Just remember you're not immortal yet.
00:13:59 Ow!
00:14:00 What's this place called?
00:14:03 Eden, sir.
00:14:07 Welcome to paradise.
00:14:18 And our irrigation program is already showing promise.
00:14:22 Agro-production is up 5% in the last six months.
00:14:26 Phase two of our expansion project,
00:14:29 the development of the Noma Valley,
00:14:31 will begin in three weeks as scheduled.
00:14:34 Things look good, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:36 Our future is bright.
00:14:38 [Applause]
00:14:40 [Rumbling]
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00:14:46 [Screaming]
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00:14:52 Help Carrie. I'll get our air defenses up.
00:14:55 Be careful. I'll see you up there.
00:14:58 Quickly, this way.
00:15:03 [Rumbling]
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00:15:15 ♪ And I'm dying back! ♪
00:15:17 ♪ Oh! Extinction! ♪
00:15:20 ♪ Who would believe? ♪
00:15:23 ♪ In sanctuary! ♪
00:15:26 ♪ Who would believe? ♪
00:15:28 ♪ In sanctuary! ♪
00:15:30 ♪ Who would believe? ♪
00:15:32 ♪ In sanctuary! ♪
00:15:35 ♪ Who would believe? ♪
00:15:37 ♪ Who would believe? ♪
00:15:38 ♪ My mental is almost extinct! ♪
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00:16:01 ♪ Destroying foundations! ♪
00:16:06 ♪ Killing, killing! ♪
00:16:09 [sounds of people screaming]
00:16:13 ♪ Insane! ♪
00:16:16 ♪ Immortally insane! ♪
00:16:23 ♪ Immortally insane! ♪
00:16:27 ♪ Immortally insane! ♪
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00:17:01 ♪ No sanctuary! ♪
00:17:08 ♪ Survivors will rise and strike them gray! ♪
00:17:15 ♪ The skulls are in the ground! ♪
00:17:21 ♪ The seeds are in the ground! ♪
00:17:24 ♪ Spawn on their way! ♪
00:17:27 ♪ Insane! ♪
00:17:29 ♪ Fall on their sword! ♪
00:17:33 ♪ They destroy! ♪
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00:18:21 [music]
00:18:35 Looks like the boy's got a little trigger, haven't he?
00:18:39 When making an omelet, one breaks a few eggs.
00:18:43 [laughing]
00:18:49 [groaning]
00:18:51 Here, let me help you.
00:18:53 [groaning]
00:18:56 I think he's been attacked.
00:18:59 You okay?
00:19:00 We never had a chance.
00:19:04 Hey, look at this. A live one.
00:19:08 Leave her alone!
00:19:10 [sounds of people screaming]
00:19:17 Get off of me! Let me go!
00:19:22 [sounds of people screaming]
00:19:27 Feisty and sexy.
00:19:30 Careful, boys. This one's a keeper.
00:19:34 Pack him up.
00:19:35 Yes, sir.
00:19:37 Sprechwell boys, we're moving out.
00:19:41 [sounds of people screaming]
00:19:49 Hey, hey, hey, wait for me!
00:19:52 Loverboy, you're on your own.
00:19:55 What? You can't just leave me here like this.
00:19:58 Whoa, wait a minute, man.
00:20:00 [sounds of people screaming]
00:20:06 Like the sign says, a dead planet.
00:20:11 [laughing]
00:20:16 [engine revving]
00:20:27 [music]
00:20:40 This won't hurt. It's just the DNA test.
00:20:43 The good stuff comes later.
00:20:49 Start with the other stock.
00:20:51 This one's special.
00:20:53 But of course.
00:20:57 What I need is in your system.
00:21:00 Not enough to make you immortal, but it probably keeps you people beautiful and healthy.
00:21:05 Especially you.
00:21:07 I'll save you first.
00:21:09 And if you're lucky, my dear, and pay your cards right,
00:21:13 we'll spend a lot of quality time together.
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00:21:25 Perfect. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
00:21:31 Clean her up.
00:21:33 And I don't have to remind you of kind.
00:21:36 She's mine.
00:21:38 [music]
00:21:46 [grunting]
00:22:04 [music]
00:22:22 [music]
00:22:47 Why?
00:22:50 [music]
00:23:00 [music stops]
00:23:02 [metal clanging]
00:23:05 [fire crackling]
00:23:10 [grunting]
00:23:15 [exhaling]
00:23:22 [grunting]
00:23:25 Aw, man, I should have been a cook.
00:23:28 Try this for an appetizer.
00:23:30 I didn't do anything, I swear!
00:23:32 You're one of them.
00:23:34 No, I mean I was, but I ran away. I didn't kill anybody.
00:23:37 You did this.
00:23:39 He took over our ship and forced us to come here.
00:23:41 Who?
00:23:42 His name's Tyler.
00:23:43 Why did he attack?
00:23:45 He's nuts. He thinks he can live forever.
00:23:48 Where did he go?
00:23:50 You've got one second.
00:23:52 One.
00:23:54 Wait, wait, wait, I'll take you to him.
00:23:57 Where?
00:23:58 Do we have a deal?
00:24:02 How long to fix this space hog?
00:24:05 Two hours max. I'm almost there.
00:24:09 Well.
00:24:10 You dropped your wrench.
00:24:12 You gonna pick it up?
00:24:14 Yeah.
00:24:17 [grunting]
00:24:19 Well, what did I do, huh?
00:24:23 [sci-fi music]
00:24:38 [gasp] I am a genius.
00:24:44 Doc, this better work.
00:24:57 I like the hint of lemon.
00:25:00 I'm so glad.
00:25:04 Yes.
00:25:06 [sci-fi music]
00:25:15 So, where we going?
00:25:17 Uh, he said he needed to get to a jump port.
00:25:21 Computer, set coordinates for the closest space port that can handle a Class-E vessel.
00:25:26 Searching, searching, confirmed.
00:25:29 Neo Calcutta, core set.
00:25:31 ETA, 90 miles an hour.
00:25:48 So, what's your name?
00:25:50 Listen, don't talk, don't touch, don't even breathe.
00:25:54 Or I kill you. Got it?
00:25:57 I got it.
00:25:59 [sci-fi music]
00:26:28 [music]
00:26:54 Request incoming docking coordinates.
00:26:56 Please continue holding pattern.
00:26:58 Lock in approach at ANUS 6370.
00:27:05 Confirmed.
00:27:06 State the purpose of your visit.
00:27:08 Revenge.
00:27:10 Processing.
00:27:11 Invalid entry.
00:27:13 Resubmit.
00:27:15 Family business.
00:27:17 Confirmed.
00:27:18 48-hour access.
00:27:20 Visa file number URNUKD881.
00:27:26 Please submit identity.
00:27:32 Back to.
00:27:33 Confirmed.
00:27:34 Cleared for docking.
00:27:36 [music]
00:28:05 Judging from the information so far collected,
00:28:08 Dirtball is the only alien in the galaxy.
00:28:10 Alright.
00:28:12 You like this place?
00:28:15 Looks like a lot of your type.
00:28:17 Well, I mean, after four days stuck in a space hog getting the cold shoulder,
00:28:22 it's not so bad.
00:28:24 We could have a lot of fun here.
00:28:26 What are you, socially deprived?
00:28:28 I'm not socially deprived.
00:28:30 Well, maybe a little.
00:28:32 But I mean, sit down.
00:28:34 What are you looking at?
00:28:36 You snore!
00:28:38 Get out of my face!
00:28:39 Shut the fuck up!
00:28:41 Hey, this is heaven compared to where I come from.
00:28:45 Shut the fuck up.
00:28:54 Are you sure this guy Tyler was looking for a jump port?
00:28:58 To where?
00:29:04 We're talking high-grade silicone rubber flesh here,
00:29:07 and a PVC skeleton with plastic ball and socket joints for optima movement.
00:29:12 You can customize her with a choice of seven synthetic hair dyes,
00:29:15 and optional entry ports with four speeds of suction.
00:29:21 Lovable, isn't she?
00:29:23 Well...
00:29:24 Check this out.
00:29:26 She's loaded with the latest micro-sensor orgasmatronic technology
00:29:30 and an expandable vocabulary of over 200 dirty words.
00:29:36 Test results indicate she's better than the real thing.
00:29:39 Go on, Venus.
00:29:40 Show the gentleman what you got.
00:29:46 Please select your sexual preference.
00:29:49 Vaginal, anal, oral, other.
00:29:53 Only 2,000?
00:29:56 I don't know. 2,000.
00:29:59 Unless, of course, you prefer the felacian loafers.
00:30:03 Sick, twisted, lowlife, scum-sucking pig.
00:30:08 At least I'll have someone to talk to.
00:30:10 Oh, no.
00:30:12 What?
00:30:13 That's him.
00:30:15 The tall one.
00:30:18 Let's go.
00:30:19 I'll, um... wait here.
00:30:21 But he'll see me.
00:30:23 You don't know what he's like.
00:30:24 Yeah, right.
00:30:25 Chicken shit.
00:30:27 [laughing]
00:30:41 Baby!
00:30:42 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:30:48 [music playing]
00:30:52 [laughing]
00:30:54 [grunting]
00:30:55 [screaming]
00:31:04 [laughing]
00:31:18 Oh, god, this is fun.
00:31:21 [music playing]
00:31:24 Nobody touches these.
00:31:46 But me.
00:31:49 Barzo!
00:31:50 [laughing]
00:32:00 [grunting]
00:32:01 [laughing]
00:32:03 Yes!
00:32:04 Oh, god!
00:32:06 Hello.
00:32:07 Captain Tyler, metal man at mining.
00:32:09 We need some drinks.
00:32:11 [laughing]
00:32:16 We should make it fast.
00:32:17 We don't want to miss the jump.
00:32:19 [laughing]
00:32:20 Screw the jump!
00:32:21 But--
00:32:22 I've got all the time in the world.
00:32:24 Besides, something just came up.
00:32:27 But--
00:32:28 [grunting]
00:32:29 [screaming]
00:32:30 You just found the man of your dreams.
00:32:32 [screaming]
00:32:34 [grunting]
00:32:38 [music playing]
00:32:44 [grunting]
00:32:45 [screaming]
00:32:46 [grunting]
00:32:47 [laughing]
00:32:48 [music playing]
00:32:51 [grunting]
00:33:02 [gunshots]
00:33:04 [grunting]
00:33:13 [grunting]
00:33:14 [gunshots]
00:33:15 [music playing]
00:33:18 When you kill someone, darling, make sure he's dead.
00:33:43 What the hell?
00:33:44 [gunshots]
00:33:45 [screaming]
00:33:46 [gunshots]
00:33:48 [screaming]
00:33:51 [gunshots]
00:33:53 [grunting]
00:33:54 [gunshots]
00:33:56 [screaming]
00:34:01 [gunshots]
00:34:03 [grunting]
00:34:07 [gunshots]
00:34:09 [screaming]
00:34:10 [gunshots]
00:34:11 [screaming]
00:34:12 [gunshots]
00:34:13 [screaming]
00:34:14 [gunshots]
00:34:15 [screaming]
00:34:16 [gunshots]
00:34:17 [grunting]
00:34:18 [groaning]
00:34:19 [groaning]
00:34:20 [groaning]
00:34:21 [groaning]
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00:34:32 [groaning]
00:34:33 [groaning]
00:34:34 [groaning]
00:34:35 Looks like happy hour's over.
00:34:37 Hey!
00:34:38 Who's gonna pay for all this?
00:34:40 This ought to take care of it.
00:34:42 Here, keep the change.
00:34:44 What? Holy shit!
00:34:46 Grenades!
00:34:48 (screaming)
00:34:50 Julie?
00:35:10 Julie?
00:35:12 Julie, are you all right?
00:35:14 Are you all right?
00:35:16 He died.
00:35:20 But then he was alive again.
00:35:22 Now you know.
00:35:24 I don't know dick.
00:35:26 How does he do it?
00:35:28 He's got this weird potion
00:35:30 and a key that's leading him to some chamber of immortality.
00:35:32 Why didn't you tell me that before?
00:35:34 Sit down.
00:35:36 Get out of my face. Shut the fuck up.
00:35:38 Okay, okay.
00:35:42 So if I take away his potion,
00:35:44 he'll stay dead, right?
00:35:46 If you can get close enough.
00:35:48 That's him, isn't it?
00:35:54 Son of a bitch, he's getting away!
00:35:56 What more could the universe want in a tyrant?
00:35:58 Perfect body,
00:36:02 perfect mind,
00:36:04 irresistible charm.
00:36:06 Perfect psycho!
00:36:08 (laughs) Psycho?
00:36:10 Time to come out and play.
00:36:12 Don't even think about it.
00:36:14 The hyperspace jump.
00:36:18 There's always something.
00:36:20 I'll make it up to you later, sweetheart.
00:36:24 Get me out of here, you bastard!
00:36:28 Oh, yeah. This is fun.
00:36:38 Hey, this is good.
00:36:40 Oh, yeah. I'm having a good time.
00:36:44 Cortez to jump control.
00:36:48 Set lock-in for Uroboros.
00:36:50 No recent lock-in. Set coordinates.
00:36:52 Quadrant 9, sector 4013.
00:36:54 In the tracking system.
00:36:56 Scanning location.
00:36:58 Warning. No return jump port.
00:37:02 Please confirm lock-in.
00:37:04 Confirmed.
00:37:06 But it'll take us forever to get back.
00:37:08 That won't be a problem once we get there.
00:37:12 No, we'll never make it. This thing's a death trap.
00:37:18 It's gotten us this far.
00:37:22 This far is nowhere.
00:37:24 Space hawk and hyperspace equals death.
00:37:26 Stow the bag.
00:37:28 Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:37:34 Oh, Jesus!
00:37:36 Are you nuts?
00:37:54 I'm not gonna lose him now.
00:37:56 ♪ I can't fly on my own ♪
00:37:58 ♪ This whole world is lost ♪
00:38:00 ♪ So let's take it ♪
00:38:02 ♪ Cold, so just leave me alone ♪
00:38:04 ♪ I can't fly on my own ♪
00:38:08 ♪ This whole world is lost ♪
00:38:10 ♪ So let's take it ♪
00:38:24 You can't just...
00:38:26 ...piggyback their jump.
00:38:28 A tractor beam?
00:38:36 Are you insane?
00:38:38 We're gonna rip to--
00:38:40 (Gasps)
00:38:42 What the hell's that?
00:39:06 We got company.
00:39:08 Company? What do you mean, "company"?
00:39:10 See that blip? It's like somebody hitched onto our jump.
00:39:13 That could change our trajectory.
00:39:15 I want them dead. Now!
00:39:17 Take 'em down!
00:39:19 But I never heard anyone firing on a ship in hyperspace.
00:39:21 Do you have a better idea?
00:39:23 Do it! Now!
00:39:25 Oh, man. That's suicide.
00:39:27 (Screams)
00:39:37 Come on. They're toast.
00:39:39 Send the bomber.
00:39:41 But...
00:39:43 One more word, and I'll send you.
00:39:45 Oh, shit.
00:39:52 Prince! I knew it!
00:39:55 I knew it!
00:39:57 This is all your fault!
00:39:59 Do something!
00:40:06 Ooh!
00:40:08 The tunnel's breaking up!
00:40:22 We're not gonna make it!
00:40:34 Oh, yes!
00:40:36 Do it! Do it!
00:40:38 (Grunts)
00:40:40 (Panting)
00:40:51 (Siren wailing)
00:40:53 I sense the key is here.
00:41:11 For the moment, it is best if Zeke and I assess the threat alone.
00:41:18 (Growling)
00:41:21 (Growling)
00:41:24 (Growling)
00:41:26 (Growling)
00:41:53 (Groans)
00:41:55 (Grunts)
00:42:05 (Coughs)
00:42:09 (Sighs)
00:42:11 (Gunshots)
00:42:32 (Horn honking)
00:42:37 (Grunts)
00:42:39 My ampules.
00:42:47 No.
00:42:49 Oh, I'm afraid it's down to you.
00:42:56 No.
00:42:58 Please.
00:43:00 (Screams)
00:43:02 (Groans)
00:43:04 Lambert, damage report.
00:43:09 Lambert, I want a damage report.
00:43:13 Lambert.
00:43:17 (Coughs)
00:43:20 Don't worry. I'm fine.
00:43:26 Yeah? I think I'd give a shit.
00:43:29 What's the status on the Double D-40's ammunitions?
00:43:32 We found a wheel.
00:43:34 Personnel?
00:43:36 Um, 70-- (Coughs) 78% dead or missing.
00:43:39 Life scan.
00:43:41 Ow!
00:43:43 There's a town. Looks like it's about 10 or 12 miles north of here.
00:43:47 Flight status?
00:43:49 You gotta be kidding.
00:43:51 Gather the weapons, what's left of my men.
00:43:54 Shoot the injured. We're moving on.
00:43:57 (Gunshots)
00:43:59 Jermaine?
00:44:17 (Groaning)
00:44:19 Oh, my!
00:44:26 Was it good for you?
00:44:28 I'll start you off like this.
00:44:33 The next step, in three or four days,
00:44:36 depending on your production, will be the body tank.
00:44:40 (Gasps)
00:44:42 You're sick!
00:44:44 I'm a sick genius.
00:44:47 (Groaning)
00:44:49 (Groaning)
00:44:51 (Groaning)
00:44:54 (♪♪♪)
00:44:57 (Beeping)
00:45:13 (Beeping)
00:45:41 I can't breathe.
00:45:44 Get off my face.
00:45:46 What are you?
00:45:51 I'm Zeke. What are you?
00:45:54 Oh, you're so soft.
00:45:59 I'm harder than you think, little stone man.
00:46:02 Please, you must not touch my master Odin's property.
00:46:06 He's left me with the responsibility to guard it.
00:46:09 Relax. Your thing is safe with me.
00:46:12 Where is your master?
00:46:14 I am Odin. Please excuse my little friend.
00:46:17 He takes his duties very seriously.
00:46:20 What are you called?
00:46:22 Fat Julie.
00:46:24 Oh, Julie's soft.
00:46:27 Very soft.
00:46:29 You're not from our world, are you?
00:46:32 Hardly. What is this place?
00:46:35 You're a Boris. Some call it home. Others call it hell.
00:46:39 My master says you come from the sky.
00:46:42 Do you have it? Do you have the key?
00:46:45 I don't know anything about a key.
00:46:47 I crashed here trying to kill a madman who won't stay dead.
00:46:50 I did see two fireballs.
00:46:52 The other was headed in the direction of a city called Shantar.
00:46:57 It's not far from here. We'll take you there.
00:47:00 Yeah. So please, come with us.
00:47:04 Tell me more about this madman.
00:47:08 A bastard named Tyler killed everyone I ever cared about.
00:47:12 Our legends say that whoever carries the key becomes insane.
00:47:17 That's him all right.
00:47:21 I'm sorry. I sense your sadness.
00:47:25 It's hard to be the last of your people.
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00:48:36 Not much of an army, but it's a start.
00:48:39 Look, the ugliest one seems to be sitting in my chair.
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00:49:10 Hey, you! Ugly!
00:49:13 Your mother's a hectariot, whore's handbag!
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00:49:51 Molten lava? We have to cross this?
00:49:55 Yes, Shantar lies on the other side.
00:49:59 I hate this place.
00:50:02 How are we gonna cross?
00:50:04 Sssst!
00:50:05 Huh?
00:50:06 I am Shartog, guardian of the Red River.
00:50:12 I know the way across.
00:50:14 And I will tell you.
00:50:18 You just have to...
00:50:20 [Giggling]
00:50:22 Kiss me.
00:50:23 No way.
00:50:25 What's the matter, my precious?
00:50:30 Don't you find me attractive?
00:50:35 This is what it takes to kill Tyler.
00:50:38 That's a good girl.
00:50:42 You be our friend.
00:50:44 It'll be over soon.
00:50:47 I have to kiss to get her back.
00:50:50 [Groaning]
00:51:00 Hey, what are you doing?
00:51:04 We're waiting for you.
00:51:07 Son of a bitch.
00:51:09 Kiss this!
00:51:10 [Groaning]
00:51:12 [Laughing]
00:51:15 Your people have strange customs.
00:51:19 Tell me about it.
00:51:46 Mortality sucks.
00:51:49 Immortality sucks.
00:51:51 Everything sucks.
00:51:56 Oh, shit.
00:51:59 This really sucks.
00:52:28 Is he the one you search for?
00:52:31 Oh, yeah.
00:52:40 Yeah!
00:52:41 Come on, Tyler!
00:52:43 [Grunting]
00:52:52 [Grunting]
00:53:00 Yes! Yes!
00:53:03 Ah!
00:53:05 I'm your new leader!
00:53:07 Me!
00:53:08 Yeah!
00:53:10 [Grunting]
00:53:15 Oh, now we are up the creek.
00:53:29 When you kill someone...
00:53:34 Make sure they're dead.
00:53:43 You, baby.
00:53:49 Huh?
00:53:56 I am Tyler, your new lord!
00:54:03 Yeah!
00:54:06 [Grunting]
00:54:08 Oh, yes.
00:54:11 Yes.
00:54:13 Blind adulation makes me so horny.
00:54:18 Bring me a wench!
00:54:20 No!
00:54:27 Oh, master.
00:54:28 He's the one with the key, isn't he?
00:54:31 Yes.
00:54:32 And he's far too powerful for us to deal with alone.
00:54:36 Leave that to me.
00:54:37 Julie, you are too impulsive.
00:54:40 Please, think about this.
00:54:42 Think about what?
00:54:44 The key.
00:54:46 You don't understand.
00:54:48 You worry about the key.
00:54:50 Tyler's mine.
00:54:54 Ah, she is letting her thirst for revenge rule her mind.
00:55:12 Yes.
00:55:26 A little retro, but hey.
00:55:40 Where'd they find you, huh?
00:55:43 I hear you're very special.
00:55:46 I've come a long way to meet you.
00:55:52 You're not a robot, are you?
00:55:54 Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:55:57 God, I could say I've died and gone to heaven, but that wouldn't be true.
00:56:03 Which part? The dying or the heaven?
00:56:11 You.
00:56:17 I know I'm irresistible, but what do you want?
00:56:21 I want you and what you have.
00:56:26 There's a price to pay for immortality, and the universe is going to pick up the tab.
00:56:33 How original.
00:56:35 Every king must have a queen.
00:56:39 Do you want me?
00:56:41 Take a while.
00:56:48 Forever?
00:56:50 Shut up.
00:57:03 Not this time!
00:57:07 This is time to die!
00:57:16 What are you doing?
00:57:20 Stop!
00:57:21 I can't!
00:57:22 The master told me.
00:57:26 Stupid little stupid rock!
00:57:36 What does it take to get laid around here?
00:57:48 I had him! Ten more seconds and he was dead!
00:57:52 We thought you were in trouble.
00:57:55 Julie, it's too late.
00:57:58 It's not just about you and Tyler.
00:58:01 What Tyler seeks lies within the walls of the Holy Land.
00:58:06 He will come, and we will all be judged.
00:58:12 You mean you can't find them?
00:58:16 How do you lose a six-foot bitch with a talking rock?
00:58:22 How do you do that?
00:58:24 We looked everywhere.
00:58:26 You idiots!
00:58:28 Gather the troops!
00:58:30 So, this is it, huh?
00:58:34 I could use a drink and a little social irritation.
00:58:40 Yeah, well, there goes that idea.
00:58:58 Zeke, could we stop for a moment?
00:59:02 I'm not as young as I once was.
00:59:04 I'll see what lies beyond.
00:59:09 Eden... Eden was beautiful.
00:59:13 Then he destroyed it.
00:59:15 Master, come see.
00:59:43 It's time for the next phase.
00:59:48 Don't. Please.
00:59:50 In five minutes, you will lose all senses.
00:59:57 It will seem like a very peaceful dying.
01:00:00 What? We have company.
01:00:15 Eden... Eden was beautiful.
01:00:17 Then he destroyed it.
01:00:19 Then he destroyed it.
01:00:22 It's time for the next phase.
01:00:26 What have they done?
01:00:38 Carrie!
01:00:39 Julie!
01:00:41 I don't appreciate being disturbed.
01:00:53 Do you like this?
01:01:04 You shouldn't have done that.
01:01:23 Now I'm really upset.
01:01:30 I am worried, Master. The soft one has been inside too long.
01:01:40 I know, baby. I can see you.
01:01:51 Help... Help... Me!
01:01:58 Okay, what about the others?
01:02:00 They're all dead.
01:02:02 Come on. Hang on to me.
01:02:13 Nearly there.
01:02:20 Hurry, run!
01:02:46 Isn't that where we crashed?
01:02:51 My ampule. No.
01:03:03 I've had enough to hear with that bitch.
01:03:06 When I find her, I'll make her immortal so I can screw her and kill her every hour of every day for all eternity!
01:03:15 We march on the Holy Land now!
01:03:26 Where the key goes, horror follows. All in the sacred name of immortality.
01:03:32 Why us?
01:03:34 Do your ancient books not teach you about the Arrocations?
01:03:37 We have no ancient books.
01:03:39 They were destroyed so our people could live in peace, without the memory of past evil.
01:03:44 Ah, to forget history is to allow evil to rise again, Julie. More sinister and ruthless than ever.
01:03:52 Is Tyler an Arrocation?
01:03:54 He is not.
01:03:56 Many centuries ago, the Arrocations discovered an ancient tear in the fabric of the universe from which flowed a liquid capable of bestowing immortality.
01:04:06 They enslaved my ancestors and forced them to build a chamber in the Holy Lands to contain this unnatural power.
01:04:16 So it was that the Arrocations ruled in infamy until my people were able to lock the chamber and cast the key deep into space.
01:04:25 Without their life giving orders, the Arrocations became mortal. And we were finally able to defeat them.
01:04:33 But now Tyler has the key.
01:04:36 Yes, the key which holds the promise of immortality, but also renders its bearer insane. Such is the curse.
01:04:45 The promise of immortality? He's already invincible.
01:04:49 No, he is not. The key is guiding him to the Everlasting Waters, but he has yet to reach them.
01:04:58 Why did he have to destroy Eden?
01:05:00 The Arrocations also occupied your colony and stored some of the liquid there as they ravaged the universe.
01:05:08 Over time it seeped into the Earth and your people absorbed traces of it into their systems.
01:05:14 Which Tyler distilled from their bodies?
01:05:16 Yes. Not enough to render him immortal, but now he has the strength to reach the chamber.
01:05:23 A whole people destroyed because of the lust for power of one man.
01:05:27 It has happened before, Julie. It will happen again.
01:05:32 Not with Tyler.
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01:06:13 Welcome back, Master Odin!
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01:06:36 Odin, the key. Is it here?
01:06:48 I'm afraid so. As we speak, the carrier and the vile scum of Shantar descend upon our city.
01:06:56 We have done all we can to prepare. We will fight to the death.
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01:08:46 You... You know each other?
01:08:49 He tried to save me at the school.
01:08:52 It was nothing. And where did you meet?
01:08:57 We're sisters.
01:08:59 Whoa! Sisters?
01:09:01 The elders have been killed! The elders have been killed!
01:09:04 There's a traitor among us! Warn the others!
01:09:07 There it is.
01:09:11 The chamber of immortality that holds the everlasting waters.
01:09:17 [Rumbling]
01:09:20 [Shouting]
01:09:22 [Rumbling]
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01:09:28 [Shouting]
01:09:55 The last one.
01:09:57 [Music]
01:10:24 Everybody fight! Come on!
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01:10:29 [Shouting]
01:10:49 [Music]
01:10:51 Come on, come on!
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01:11:06 Okay, this is gonna suck.
01:11:23 [Shouting]
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01:11:41 [Shouting]
01:12:09 [Shouting]
01:12:11 Help me!
01:12:14 Now what?
01:12:24 That was my last one!
01:12:38 No! No! Please!
01:12:40 [Shouting]
01:12:42 Time.
01:13:04 [Shouting]
01:13:31 Oh, thank you, soft one.
01:13:34 Anytime.
01:13:36 Hey, asshole!
01:13:55 You again.
01:13:59 [Shouting]
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01:14:32 Did you miss me?
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01:15:01 You always hurt the ones you love.
01:15:15 Like this!
01:15:17 [Shouting]
01:15:26 Hold that pose.
01:15:28 I'll be right back.
01:15:30 [Shouting]
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01:15:53 It's mine.
01:15:59 It's all mine!
01:16:02 [Laughing]
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01:16:13 Bring it on, bitch.
01:16:23 You're really starting to piss me off.
01:16:25 You are not worthy of the holy waters.
01:16:29 Not today.
01:16:32 [Shouting]
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01:16:40 Remember this on your way to hell.
01:17:01 That, too.
01:17:06 The insanity has to end.
01:17:09 Now.
01:17:11 Now, we must destroy the key.
01:17:18 Perhaps not!
01:17:22 [Grunting]
01:17:24 Uh, oh, why?
01:17:28 Because...
01:17:31 I am Arrakishan!
01:17:34 My charade, fool, the insufferable Holy Landers,
01:17:37 and even that little stone idiot.
01:17:39 What makes you think a pathetic mortal can stop me?
01:17:43 [Grunting]
01:17:45 [Explosion]
01:17:49 [Thunder]
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01:17:57 [Screaming]
01:18:09 [Laughing]
01:18:14 You fools!
01:18:20 [Laughing]
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01:18:42 I must fulfill my destiny.
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01:19:01 No!
01:19:03 No!
01:19:05 Zeke!
01:19:07 Stop!
01:19:09 You must!
01:19:10 Zeke, I command you!
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01:19:20 Goodbye, soft one. I'll never forget you.
01:19:27 No! No! No! No!
01:19:30 No! No! No!
01:19:32 No!
01:19:53 Julie!
01:19:56 It's over.
01:20:04 Hey, let me help you.
01:20:09 Oh no, he survived.
01:20:12 Are you okay?
01:20:14 What does it look like, you dickhead?
01:20:19 [grunting]
01:20:22 Eternity is a long time to spend alone.
01:20:29 What are you talking about?
01:20:32 Does this mean we're going to be immortal?
01:20:36 If that's true, you know, uh, this is not going to be around for a long time.
01:20:41 Hey, who took the key?
01:20:44 Hey, does this mean we're friends now? Because, you know, I've been putting up with a lot of your crap, so I think it's a pretty good time.
01:20:51 Come on, you know you love me. Come on.
01:21:13 And so, the key to the Chamber of Immortality was once again cast out into the silent gulfs of space.
01:21:23 With a new stone protector to guard it against evil.
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