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00:00:45 >> Pep Girl Twins issue 437, the diabolical Dr. Shark Hands.
00:00:52 This is gonna be so good.
00:00:56 Finally, a super villain with some teeth.
00:00:59 >> The man who feel the wrath of Dr. Shark Hands.
00:01:05 >> [SOUND]
00:01:06 >> Farewell, fry ball.
00:01:09 Your fate is sealed.
00:01:12 >> [SOUND]
00:01:14 >> What's that?
00:01:15 Who's that?
00:01:17 >> Guess who?
00:01:19 >> The Pep Girl Twins.
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00:01:28 >> Another win for the Pep Girl Twins.
00:01:32 >> Come on, you gotta be kidding me.
00:01:35 Why do the bad guys always lose?
00:01:38 Dr. Shark Hands is the coolest.
00:01:40 I mean, he literally has sharks four hands and then he gets taken out with pom poms.
00:01:46 Who writes this?
00:01:48 If I was a super villain, I'd win every time.
00:01:53 >> [SOUND]
00:01:55 >> It's a breeze race.
00:01:58 >> [LAUGH] Tis I, you pathetic pom pom peddlers.
00:02:03 The greatest and bestest villain of them all, the orphan.
00:02:09 >> [SOUND]
00:02:11 >> And I'm afraid you've both just pepped your last rally.
00:02:14 >> [SOUND]
00:02:16 >> [SOUND]
00:02:21 >> Thank you, the orphan.
00:02:24 You have all the qualities of the perfect super villain.
00:02:27 No family.
00:02:28 >> Yeah.
00:02:29 >> No friends.
00:02:30 >> Yeah.
00:02:31 >> Nobody even knows you exist.
00:02:32 >> Yeah.
00:02:34 >> Together, we will take over the world.
00:02:38 >> Together?
00:02:40 You mean it, Dr. Shark Hands?
00:02:42 >> Sure, kid.
00:02:44 Now what say you join me in some maniacal laughter?
00:02:47 >> [LAUGH]
00:02:57 >> [LAUGH]
00:03:00 >> What a weirdo.
00:03:01 >> No wonder no one's adopting him.
00:03:03 >> [LAUGH]
00:03:05 >> Lester.
00:03:06 >> Huh?
00:03:07 >> Sit down.
00:03:08 >> Comic book nerd, comic book nerd.
00:03:11 >> [LAUGH]
00:03:14 >> Hang in there, Lester.
00:03:18 Only 112 more days to go.
00:03:21 [MUSIC]
00:03:36 [SOUND]
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00:03:57 >> Let's go, henchmen.
00:03:58 Move it, loser.
00:03:59 >> You too, doody.
00:04:01 >> Wow.
00:04:06 Uh-oh.
00:04:08 Wait, hold that elevator.
00:04:14 >> Whoa, hey, hey, pal, check it out.
00:04:17 A real super villain lair.
00:04:19 Huh?
00:04:20 Don't see many of these around.
00:04:22 >> Good.
00:04:23 Next.
00:04:25 Next.
00:04:26 >> Is this spray cheese?
00:04:27 >> Yes.
00:04:28 >> Next.
00:04:30 >> Henchmen, at attention.
00:04:32 The glutinator will now speak.
00:04:34 >> No way.
00:04:36 >> First.
00:04:38 Excuse me for that.
00:04:40 First, we unleash my guter guns on the coastal city.
00:04:46 >> This is the best thing I've ever seen.
00:04:50 >> Then we unleash the Swiss missiles and
00:04:52 provolone bombs on the inland centers.
00:04:58 Before noon.
00:05:00 Excuse me again.
00:05:02 Every major city on the continent will be ten feet deep in molten radioactive cheese.
00:05:10 [LAUGH]
00:05:14 Hey, why aren't they laughing?
00:05:17 >> Henchmen, maniacal laugh now.
00:05:21 >> I'm a glutinator.
00:05:23 [LAUGH]
00:05:29 >> Another day, another deluded maniac with a terrible plan.
00:05:33 >> What was that, Hank?
00:05:35 >> Nothing, Steve.
00:05:36 She's all fixed.
00:05:37 >> Great, thanks.
00:05:38 >> Hey, it's what I do.
00:05:41 >> So you guard the cheese on the elevator, huh?
00:05:44 What are we talking?
00:05:45 Swiss?
00:05:46 Guter?
00:05:47 Cheddar?
00:05:48 Sharp?
00:05:49 Sharp cheddar?
00:05:50 >> Morning, Jane.
00:05:51 How's Super Evil's princess of pipe fitting doing today?
00:05:55 >> Not bad.
00:05:56 >> But call me princess again, boss, and you'll be getting a pipe wrench in the old wazoo.
00:06:01 >> Would you look at the time.
00:06:03 Got to dash.
00:06:04 See you at lunch.
00:06:05 >> Okay.
00:06:06 You be careful out there.
00:06:07 >> Radioactive cheese coming through.
00:06:09 >> I'm all in.
00:06:10 >> Ha-ha, royal flush.
00:06:12 >> Again?
00:06:13 That's impossible.
00:06:14 >> The cods don't lie.
00:06:15 >> Yeah?
00:06:16 Well, neither does this.
00:06:17 >> Oh, yeah?
00:06:18 >> Hey, there he is.
00:06:24 How it goes, it's due.
00:06:25 >> Hey, you want a dumpling and broth at the same time?
00:06:28 What do you do?
00:06:30 >> Uh, use a spoon?
00:06:32 >> Not anymore.
00:06:33 Introducing chop straws.
00:06:35 Check this out.
00:06:41 >> You've done it again, buddy.
00:06:43 >> Only $19.99, Hank.
00:06:44 Order now, and I'll throw in a scratchula.
00:06:53 >> Later, stew.
00:06:55 >> Oh, yeah.
00:06:56 Get in there deeper.
00:06:57 Come on.
00:06:58 Uh-huh.
00:06:59 Oh, yeah.
00:07:01 >> Morning, Yakov.
00:07:03 >> Duh.
00:07:04 >> Ready?
00:07:05 Taking fire.
00:07:09 Fire.
00:07:11 >> All right, check this out.
00:07:19 >> What's shaking, old timer?
00:07:21 Old Doug?
00:07:22 Old Doug?
00:07:23 >> No, I don't want to take a 15-minute survey.
00:07:26 >> Ow, give me that.
00:07:28 >> Oh, boss, it's you.
00:07:30 Can I have five bucks?
00:07:31 >> You can stay sharp.
00:07:33 Listen, it's dangerous around here, okay?
00:07:35 >> You got it, boss, right after my break.
00:07:38 >> Which starts right --
00:07:41 >> Morning, Hank.
00:07:43 >> Pew, pew, pew, laser.
00:07:46 >> What do we have here?
00:07:48 >> Kneel before the awesome power of the orphan.
00:07:52 Oh, no, everybody run.
00:07:55 Yeah.
00:07:56 >> Hey.
00:07:58 >> What are you doing?
00:08:00 >> Don't cut the chase.
00:08:01 >> I'm so sorry.
00:08:02 I was just --
00:08:03 >> Trying to kill me?
00:08:04 Yeah, I noticed.
00:08:05 >> Wait a minute.
00:08:06 Why aren't you in uniform?
00:08:08 >> Oh, it's my birthday.
00:08:10 >> Not what I asked.
00:08:11 How and why are you in the Gluttonator's lair?
00:08:14 >> Oh, I'm Wester.
00:08:15 I'm here to sign up.
00:08:18 >> Ah, you fell for it, too, huh?
00:08:22 Hey, what's this?
00:08:23 >> Oh, that's my supervillain persona, the orphan.
00:08:29 >> Okay.
00:08:31 >> Do you know how many henchmen have actually become supervillains?
00:08:35 >> 17.
00:08:36 Why?
00:08:37 >> All right, listen.
00:08:38 It's dead simple.
00:08:39 >> Okay.
00:08:40 >> Go back to the elevator, take it up to the ground floor.
00:08:42 >> All right.
00:08:43 >> Start walking east.
00:08:44 Keep going until you hit apex city.
00:08:46 Get a boring job.
00:08:47 >> What?
00:08:48 >> Get married, have a kid, grow old, die peacefully in your sleep.
00:08:51 >> But I --
00:08:52 >> You got it?
00:08:53 >> No.
00:08:54 Sir, this is my dream.
00:08:56 >> Dream?
00:08:57 Take a look, kid.
00:08:59 This is a nightmare.
00:09:00 >> But that's a real supervillain.
00:09:02 >> Hey, don't be shy.
00:09:03 Get in on these mashed potatoes.
00:09:05 >> Oh, this is so exciting.
00:09:07 >> He's attacking the world with radioactive cheese.
00:09:10 It's stupid.
00:09:11 It's not exciting.
00:09:13 >> What's happening?
00:09:14 >> And here we go again.
00:09:17 >> What the --
00:09:18 >> It's over, gluttonator.
00:09:20 The friendly force five are here.
00:09:23 >> Six?
00:09:24 Friendly force six?
00:09:27 >> They call me the jackal.
00:09:30 >> Great.
00:09:31 >> What is he doing here?
00:09:33 >> Sorry, he's my half brother.
00:09:34 >> But he's not one of us.
00:09:36 >> You try telling my mom that.
00:09:38 >> Gluttonator army, attack!
00:09:50 >> Ha-ha!
00:09:51 You missed.
00:09:56 >> Oh, no.
00:09:57 >> Hey, boys.
00:09:59 >> The pep girls win.
00:10:01 >> Run!
00:10:02 >> Hi-ya!
00:10:05 >> Holy moly.
00:10:07 >> Let's do this.
00:10:09 >> Anyone hungry?
00:10:11 I brought smacks.
00:10:13 >> Great, slap happy.
00:10:14 >> And now I speak.
00:10:16 >> Oleg!
00:10:22 >> Hello.
00:10:26 >> Dodge this, nick of time.
00:10:29 >> Ha-ha!
00:10:30 >> So close.
00:10:35 >> Feel my super rabbit kick.
00:10:38 >> How is he my brother?
00:10:40 >> I believe this is yours.
00:10:42 >> Think back.
00:10:45 >> Okay, show's over, kids.
00:10:48 >> Help!
00:10:49 >> Old Doug.
00:10:51 >> I told you to stay sharp.
00:10:53 >> Please.
00:10:54 This ain't my first rodeo.
00:10:56 >> Wait, is this a rodeo?
00:10:59 >> Let's get out of here.
00:11:01 >> Hey, guys.
00:11:02 >> Hank!
00:11:03 >> You're kidding me.
00:11:04 That's the fifth time this month.
00:11:06 How is that possible?
00:11:07 >> Time for my sponge bath.
00:11:08 >> Get him out of here.
00:11:10 >> For the love of -- we're getting our asiagos kicked.
00:11:13 I'll be back.
00:11:17 >> Damn it.
00:11:22 >> Woo-hoo!
00:11:23 >> Come and get some!
00:11:26 >> Ha-ha-ha!
00:11:29 >> Hey, I just got the bunny guy.
00:11:31 >> Do I get promoted?
00:11:33 >> Sure did.
00:11:34 I'll promote you.
00:11:35 All the way upstairs.
00:11:38 >> But I just shot you.
00:11:40 >> I'm a superhero.
00:11:42 And we don't get killed so easily.
00:11:49 >> You just saved my life.
00:11:51 >> Yeah, happy birthday, kid.
00:11:53 Now get out of here and go have a great, normal, super boring life.
00:12:01 >> Know where to go?
00:12:04 Well, look no further.
00:12:06 The union of evil henchmen is the place for you.
00:12:09 Nestled in super secret super villain city.
00:12:12 Home to the very best of the absolute worst.
00:12:16 >> Super cool.
00:12:17 >> Are you good at being bad?
00:12:19 Bad at being good?
00:12:20 >> I am.
00:12:21 >> I am.
00:12:22 >> I am.
00:12:23 >> Then we want -- we meet death in the face each and every day.
00:12:28 And when we do, we punch that death right in its stupid face.
00:12:32 >> Punch death in the face!
00:12:34 >> We don't just die.
00:12:35 We die hard.
00:12:37 >> If you think superheroes are super lame, become a henchman today.
00:12:44 No strings attached.
00:12:46 >> Certain strings may be attached.
00:12:47 >> Because we're bad.
00:12:49 >> And being bad is good.
00:12:52 [ Music ]
00:13:06 >> Welcome to the union of evil.
00:13:08 Please hold the handrail while exiting the vehicle.
00:13:12 >> Attention, recruit.
00:13:13 >> Yes, sir.
00:13:14 >> Time to find out what type of henchman you are.
00:13:17 Are you a level one, elite right hand of super evil?
00:13:21 >> Yes, I am.
00:13:23 What's that?
00:13:24 >> Scanning, scanning, scanning.
00:13:28 Not even close.
00:13:30 Perhaps you have the killer instinct of a henchman second class.
00:13:35 But soldiers of darkness.
00:13:38 >> Wow, cool.
00:13:40 >> Bring the pain.
00:13:42 >> Hey.
00:13:45 >> Huh?
00:13:47 >> Friendly force!
00:13:49 >> Drop your weapon, evil scum.
00:13:51 >> Take this.
00:13:53 My gun's broken.
00:13:55 No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:57 [ Screaming ]
00:13:59 >> Ouch.
00:14:01 New height record.
00:14:03 >> It's all happening so fast.
00:14:05 >> And we're done.
00:14:07 >> Already?
00:14:08 But can't I just -- what's that for?
00:14:11 >> Henchman class three it is.
00:14:13 What a shocker.
00:14:14 >> Really?
00:14:15 >> Bye-bye.
00:14:17 >> What?
00:14:19 >> Would the owner of the red murder tank please move your vehicle?
00:14:24 >> Take a seat, Hank.
00:14:26 Let's review.
00:14:28 Hey, look, it's you.
00:14:30 >> Oh, boy.
00:14:31 >> I'm a superhero.
00:14:33 And we don't get killed so easily.
00:14:39 >> And there's the glutton.
00:14:42 Nice one.
00:14:44 >> Listen, boss, I was just helping that kid.
00:14:47 >> Heroic stuff to be sure.
00:14:49 But here's the thing.
00:14:51 We work for the bad guys.
00:14:55 >> So what's it going to be this time?
00:14:59 >> Meet your apprentice.
00:15:03 >> What the --
00:15:05 >> Hey!
00:15:07 >> You've got to be kidding.
00:15:09 >> No, no, no, no.
00:15:11 No way.
00:15:12 >> My name's --
00:15:15 >> Motion sickness.
00:15:18 >> That's a lot of vomit.
00:15:22 >> Lester Font Leroy Lederhosen reporting for duty.
00:15:26 >> Come on, boss, please get out of my office, Hank.
00:15:29 And don't forget, you're on your third strike.
00:15:32 >> Oh, I got it.
00:15:34 Sorry about the barf.
00:15:36 >> Kid.
00:15:37 >> Sorry.
00:15:39 >> Uh-oh.
00:15:42 Bye.
00:15:43 >> Pete, you are good.
00:15:46 Get a cleaning bot in here, pronto.
00:15:49 >> Oh, man, I can't believe that you are my mentor.
00:15:52 >> Yeah, neither can I.
00:15:54 >> Oh, thanks.
00:15:55 Ow!
00:15:56 Kind of got me there.
00:15:57 I mean, yesterday I was at the orphanage.
00:16:00 And today I'm here.
00:16:02 You've got to be kidding me.
00:16:06 >> Super villain city.
00:16:11 >> Kid.
00:16:12 >> Oh, I'm coming.
00:16:14 >> That was bad.
00:16:17 >> So let me get this straight.
00:16:19 I get to live here forever?
00:16:21 >> 3.6 months, kid.
00:16:22 >> What's that?
00:16:23 Whoa.
00:16:25 >> That is the average life expectancy of a henchman
00:16:27 trainee.
00:16:28 >> Oh, man.
00:16:31 Is that who I think it is?
00:16:34 >> Were you kicked by a horse at some point?
00:16:36 >> It's the nemesis-ters.
00:16:41 >> Working in a bakery?
00:16:42 >> Yeah, super villains don't tend to save a lot for
00:16:45 retirement.
00:16:46 >> Oh.
00:16:47 Hey, can we get a --
00:16:48 >> Nope.
00:16:52 >> Wow, comics.
00:16:54 >> Newspapers here, kid.
00:16:55 >> What?
00:16:56 >> Chronicles of disaster.
00:16:58 >> No way.
00:16:59 I love comics.
00:17:00 >> Huh?
00:17:05 >> Hey, hey.
00:17:06 We got one rule here, kid.
00:17:08 No crime.
00:17:09 >> But this is super villain city.
00:17:11 >> Exactly.
00:17:12 Without that rule, how long do you think this place
00:17:14 would last?
00:17:17 >> Makes sense.
00:17:18 >> Hey, there, sucker.
00:17:19 >> Hello.
00:17:20 >> Ever get shot in the g-star?
00:17:21 >> No.
00:17:22 >> I got a deal on bulletproof underpants.
00:17:24 >> Really?
00:17:25 >> Want to blow up the planet?
00:17:26 >> Maybe.
00:17:27 >> Of course you do.
00:17:28 Doesn't mean you have to blow up your savings.
00:17:31 Two for one nukes at discount Desmond's bummerama.
00:17:34 >> I saw you first, sweetheart.
00:17:36 >> Get lost, buddy, because this is my corner.
00:17:38 >> Hey, hey, hey.
00:17:39 Leave him alone, would you?
00:17:40 He's a class 3 trainee.
00:17:42 He's got no evil plans.
00:17:44 >> Or money.
00:17:45 >> Hey, wait, come back.
00:17:47 I totally have evil plans.
00:17:49 >> Great, kid.
00:17:50 Now let's go find us a job.
00:17:52 If we can.
00:17:53 >> Henchman today, super villain tomorrow.
00:17:56 >> Hey, what's that?
00:17:58 >> That is the henchman job fair.
00:18:01 >> Wow.
00:18:03 >> Hey, free water wings when you sign up with tsunami.
00:18:06 Come on, I'll throw in a pair of flood pants.
00:18:10 >> No way.
00:18:12 It's shark hands and twisted squidster.
00:18:15 I get to choose who I work for?
00:18:17 >> No.
00:18:18 I get to choose who we work for.
00:18:20 >> How about doctor man, baby?
00:18:22 >> See that diaper?
00:18:23 >> Yeah.
00:18:24 >> Not just a costume.
00:18:26 >> Oh, cool.
00:18:27 >> Wait, no.
00:18:28 >> Old doug?
00:18:30 >> Hey.
00:18:31 >> What happened?
00:18:32 >> I don't know.
00:18:33 You just got here.
00:18:34 >> Where's your body?
00:18:35 >> He went surfing with doctor shark hands.
00:18:38 >> Yeah, that dude has serious rage issues.
00:18:41 >> Now I'm going to face you.
00:18:43 >> Kid, meet the crew.
00:18:45 You met old doug.
00:18:46 This is jane.
00:18:47 >> Hello there, peach fuzz.
00:18:49 >> Stu.
00:18:50 >> Hey.
00:18:51 >> And yak off.
00:18:52 >> Great to meet you guys.
00:18:54 >> So who are we working for this time, boss?
00:18:57 >> Huh?
00:18:59 >> Whoa.
00:19:00 >> ♪ ♪
00:19:07 >> ♪ ♪
00:19:14 >> The baron?
00:19:16 >> ♪ ♪
00:19:20 >> Henchmen, come forth and join me, the last name in super evil.
00:19:26 >> ♪ ♪
00:19:32 >> Is this thing on?
00:19:34 >> Oh, forget it.
00:19:36 Did I mention I'm paying triple?
00:19:38 >> Whoa!
00:19:40 >> Whoa, zany.
00:19:42 >> Triple wages?
00:19:44 >> Uh, yes, please.
00:19:46 >> Ah, easy, guys.
00:19:47 Remember hank's henchmen survival rule number three?
00:19:50 >> Oh, really?
00:19:52 >> We never work for baron blackout.
00:19:54 >> But triple pay, man.
00:19:56 >> And rule number two.
00:19:58 >> It's triple pay!
00:19:59 I got bills, hank.
00:20:01 How am I going to pay for my eye cream?
00:20:03 That stuff was from germany.
00:20:04 It's got to be imported.
00:20:06 >> Who's ready to get paid, am I right?
00:20:10 You are.
00:20:11 I know you are, dwayne.
00:20:13 >> I see you looking at me.
00:20:15 >> My number one rule, we never work with biff.
00:20:19 >> Get up here!
00:20:21 >> Oh.
00:20:22 [laughing]
00:20:24 >> Well, well, well.
00:20:26 Hank chorigan.
00:20:28 Just read about that sweet move you pulled on the glutinator.
00:20:31 >> Get lost, biff.
00:20:33 >> Why don't you make me, janitor?
00:20:35 >> Well, since you asked so nice.
00:20:37 >> You want to fight him, you're going to have to get through me first.
00:20:41 Oh, you're big.
00:20:42 >> Oh, who's this little squirt?
00:20:44 >> I'm --
00:20:45 >> Oh, wait, I don't care.
00:20:47 >> Ow!
00:20:48 >> Later, mob jockeys!
00:20:50 I pay duty calls!
00:20:54 >> Well, so much for that job.
00:20:57 >> Forget that ding-a-ling.
00:20:59 >> Guys, we'll catch up with you later.
00:21:01 Kid, let's start you off with something easy.
00:21:05 >> The super villain history museum?
00:21:09 Oh, man, I bet you come here all the time.
00:21:12 >> Never, kid.
00:21:13 Not really my thing.
00:21:15 >> Whoa.
00:21:20 Look how big it is!
00:21:22 Best birthday ever!
00:21:27 The oozinator, gross in the best way.
00:21:31 The aquabot.
00:21:33 >> Hey, kid.
00:21:34 >> No way!
00:21:36 It's the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:40 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:43 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:46 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:49 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:52 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:55 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:21:58 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:22:01 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:22:04 >> I'm going to be the ray of absurd fears.
00:22:07 >> They were scared.
00:22:10 That glowing orb there, that's what if-ium.
00:22:13 >> Now where did I put my don't carry-um?
00:22:16 >> I don't think you understand, Hank.
00:22:18 You break that thing open, and it makes all your dreams come true.
00:22:23 >> That sounds great.
00:22:24 But listen up.
00:22:25 There's no magic time bomb.
00:22:27 So get a grip, kid.
00:22:29 On this mop.
00:22:31 >> All right.
00:22:32 You got it, boss.
00:22:36 >> Hey, watch it.
00:22:38 >> Sorry.
00:22:39 I was reading and walking.
00:22:41 >> Here, let me help you.
00:22:44 >> Thanks.
00:22:46 >> Wait.
00:22:47 Don't I know you?
00:22:49 >> That's original.
00:22:50 >> No, you were a scientist for Baron Blackout.
00:22:53 >> The henchman who saved those kids?
00:22:55 >> Yeah.
00:22:56 >> Wait.
00:22:57 When did you --
00:22:58 >> Get demoted to mop jockey?
00:23:00 About one hour after we last saw each other.
00:23:03 >> Seriously?
00:23:04 >> Yeah, well.
00:23:05 I'm Hank.
00:23:06 Hank Corrigan.
00:23:07 >> Jolene.
00:23:08 Zen.
00:23:10 >> Museum curator.
00:23:11 >> Yeah.
00:23:12 All the cool gadgets with none of the crazy bosses.
00:23:16 >> That sounds great.
00:23:19 >> Oh, no.
00:23:21 >> Hey.
00:23:22 >> Really, kid?
00:23:23 >> What are you doing?
00:23:25 >> I barely touched it.
00:23:27 >> I just restored this.
00:23:32 >> I'm sorry.
00:23:33 Hi.
00:23:35 My name is Laura.
00:23:36 I mean Larry.
00:23:37 Lester.
00:23:38 >> Yeah, he's fresh off the hover bus and a little too excited about all things evil.
00:23:44 >> It's all right.
00:23:45 Just be careful.
00:23:46 >> I'll keep him on a short leash.
00:23:49 So, hey, what are you doing later?
00:23:51 Maybe -- I don't know.
00:23:53 We could --
00:23:54 >> Oh, sorry.
00:23:55 I have to take this.
00:23:57 Got to run.
00:23:58 Nice seeing you again, Hank.
00:24:00 >> Yeah, nice seeing you, too.
00:24:02 >> Boy, is she pretty.
00:24:04 >> All right, kid.
00:24:05 Fun's over.
00:24:06 We got a lot of mopping to do.
00:24:08 >> Hey, look.
00:24:09 She forgot her computer.
00:24:10 >> Perfect.
00:24:11 Kid, I'll be right back.
00:24:13 Don't move a muscle.
00:24:15 >> Not a muscle.
00:24:18 >> You got it, Hank.
00:24:22 >> Not a muscle.
00:24:24 >> Not a muscle.
00:24:32 >> Hitchman!
00:24:35 The time has finally come to meet your master of menace.
00:24:40 Your titan of tyranny.
00:24:42 An ultimate evil overlord.
00:24:45 Hitchman!
00:24:46 I give you --
00:24:48 >> Furious Blanko!
00:24:51 >> Welcome, my obedient and disposable whore.
00:24:57 Join me on my quest for global domination and outright devotion.
00:25:03 >> Oh, oh, oh!
00:25:08 >> Stop it!
00:25:09 >> No, no!
00:25:10 >> No!
00:25:11 >> Oh, I've had it.
00:25:12 I can't see.
00:25:13 Biff, help me get this thing off.
00:25:15 >> Of course, sir.
00:25:17 >> Come on, hurry up.
00:25:18 >> Here we go.
00:25:19 That's it.
00:25:20 >> No, no, easy.
00:25:21 >> Hold still.
00:25:22 >> I can't see.
00:25:24 >> Don't do that.
00:25:25 I got it.
00:25:26 >> Let me.
00:25:27 >> Oh, come on.
00:25:28 >> Kicking doesn't help.
00:25:29 >> Shut up.
00:25:30 >> Yes, sir.
00:25:31 >> Almost there.
00:25:32 >> Do it now.
00:25:33 >> Almost.
00:25:34 >> Do it now.
00:25:35 >> Are you all right, Baron?
00:25:37 >> Biff, you lumbering buffoon.
00:25:39 Why are there no nose holes in this thing?
00:25:42 >> I'm so sorry, sir.
00:25:44 I'll have some drilled right away.
00:25:46 >> Forget it.
00:25:47 No more mask.
00:25:48 No more hiding.
00:25:50 >> But, sir, the Union of Evil, they banned you from when you fled.
00:25:56 >> Fled?
00:25:57 I did not flee.
00:25:59 That was a strategic retreat.
00:26:02 >> Brilliant, sir.
00:26:04 A ten-year retreat.
00:26:05 >> Shut your bulbous face.
00:26:07 >> Yes, sir.
00:26:08 Sorry, sir.
00:26:09 >> Now, you there, in the helmet.
00:26:12 >> Me?
00:26:14 >> No, of course not you.
00:26:16 Him.
00:26:17 >> Me?
00:26:18 >> You're wearing a helmet, aren't you?
00:26:20 >> Uh, yeah.
00:26:21 >> Imbecile.
00:26:22 Come forward.
00:26:24 Stand over there, by the wall.
00:26:27 >> Yes, sir.
00:26:28 >> I have a few questions for you on the subject...
00:26:32 [crash]
00:26:34 >> Of loyalty.
00:26:38 >> Yeah!
00:26:40 Come and get some!
00:26:42 Pew, pew, pew!
00:26:43 No way!
00:26:46 I am hell hawk!
00:26:49 Super screech attack!
00:26:51 Ha!
00:26:52 Ha!
00:26:53 Ha!
00:26:54 Huh?
00:26:55 Cool!
00:26:56 Fear the mind-sucking gaze of brain drain!
00:27:00 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
00:27:02 [screaming]
00:27:04 How do you stop this thing?
00:27:06 No!
00:27:07 >> Well, that could have been worse.
00:27:10 >> No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:13 Stop!
00:27:14 [crash]
00:27:15 >> Huh?
00:27:16 What's that?
00:27:17 Uber suit prototype.
00:27:19 Whoa!
00:27:21 Oh, man, this is too cool.
00:27:25 They call me the orphan!
00:27:29 >> Input password.
00:27:31 >> Password?
00:27:32 >> Password correct.
00:27:33 >> What's happening?
00:27:35 >> I don't know.
00:27:37 >> What's happening?
00:27:40 Huh?
00:27:41 Uh...
00:27:42 Okay.
00:27:43 How about I take the helmet off, and you go back in your box?
00:27:49 >> Ah!
00:27:50 Ah!
00:27:51 Hey!
00:27:52 Whoa!
00:27:53 Ah!
00:27:54 No!
00:27:55 Get away from me!
00:27:56 Whoa!
00:27:57 >> Oh, yeah!
00:27:59 >> Ah!
00:28:00 Ah!
00:28:01 Ah!
00:28:02 Gotcha!
00:28:03 Come on!
00:28:04 Ah!
00:28:05 >> Hank!
00:28:06 >> No!
00:28:07 >> Ah!
00:28:08 Stop!
00:28:09 >> Kid?
00:28:10 >> Hank?
00:28:11 What are you doing?
00:28:12 >> Helmet!
00:28:13 Suit!
00:28:14 Chaos!
00:28:15 >> Ah!
00:28:16 >> Hey!
00:28:17 Lester!
00:28:18 >> Hey, kid!
00:28:19 >> What's going on?
00:28:20 >> I don't know.
00:28:21 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:22 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:23 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:24 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:25 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:26 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:27 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:28 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:29 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:30 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:32 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:33 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:34 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:35 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:36 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:37 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:38 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:39 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:40 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:41 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:42 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:43 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:44 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:45 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:46 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:47 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:48 >> I'm trying to get out of here!
00:28:50 >> So, uh, what do you think, Bloop?
00:28:52 >> I think there's a new sheriff in town.
00:28:54 >> Ha ha ha ha ha! Yo, check this out.
00:28:57 >> Ho ho ho! Magnum AI on patrol!
00:29:01 >> Hey, you hear an alarm?
00:29:03 >> Yeah, I do.
00:29:05 >> Ooh! Maybe someone's stealing things.
00:29:07 >> Let's check the news.
00:29:09 >> Terry will know what's going on.
00:29:11 >> She is very reputable.
00:29:13 >> Good evening, I'm Terry Murphy, and this is your Super News at 7.
00:29:17 >> Ha ha ha!
00:29:18 >> What do the Pressure Cooker, Blast Radius, and Dr. Man-Baby all have in common?
00:29:23 >> They were all defeated today by the Friendly Force Five.
00:29:27 >> Well, Captain Superior, you sure had a busy day.
00:29:34 >> Mm, no. We were done by noon.
00:29:36 >> These evil fools got no game.
00:29:39 >> Like none.
00:29:40 >> We could really use a challenge, you know what I'm saying?
00:29:44 >> Well, you may just get your wish.
00:29:46 >> This just in. A brand new supervillain is on the loose.
00:29:50 >> In a matter of hours, this unknown menace has caused more chaos than most supervillains have in a lifetime.
00:29:56 >> He's been seen decimating birthday cakes, spawning tidal waves, and ravaging the Apex City Zoo.
00:30:03 >> Nobody is safe from the mayhem. Not even Pop Pop.
00:30:07 >> We may not know his name or motives yet, but one thing is very clear.
00:30:11 >> This guy means business!
00:30:13 >> Silver Lightning today marked the first koala in space.
00:30:18 >> The little one's name is Kiki, and she comes from the zoo right here in Apex City.
00:30:23 >> Good on you, Kiki.
00:30:25 >> So, you ready for action, Captain Superior?
00:30:28 >> Uh, listen, Carrie.
00:30:31 >> It's Terry.
00:30:32 >> Whatever.
00:30:33 >> Good thoughts, but we just saved the entire world, like, again.
00:30:38 >> And we're kind of eating right now.
00:30:40 >> Give me my sandwich!
00:30:43 >> Where were you at 6 p.m.?
00:30:47 >> I was at home shaving my chest, I swear!
00:30:49 >> Mm, very smooth.
00:30:53 >> So much for laying low.
00:30:57 >> I could run.
00:31:00 >> That'll just make me look guilty.
00:31:03 >> Why'd I even become henchman?
00:31:06 >> I should build a time machine.
00:31:10 >> Or better yet, I could use...
00:31:13 >> What if-ium!
00:31:15 >> Get real, Hank.
00:31:17 >> Well, I guess the kid got exactly what he wanted.
00:31:21 >> Clearly he wasn't the bumbling noob he pretended to be.
00:31:26 >> I think he was a cold, calculating, criminal mastermind!
00:31:31 >> Help me!
00:31:33 >> Help!
00:31:36 >> Well, Hank, look on the bright side.
00:31:39 At least you got rid of him.
00:31:41 >> Help!
00:31:42 >> What?
00:31:43 >> Ah!
00:31:44 [explosion]
00:31:49 [coughing]
00:31:54 >> Okay, all right, you got me.
00:31:56 I give up!
00:32:00 >> Help!
00:32:03 Oh, my head.
00:32:07 >> Kid?
00:32:09 >> Hank?
00:32:10 Oh, man, I am so glad to see you.
00:32:13 >> Hey, hey, hey, get off of me!
00:32:15 >> Sorry.
00:32:16 >> You just destroyed my apartment.
00:32:18 >> What?
00:32:19 No, I didn't.
00:32:20 I-- oh, yes, I did.
00:32:23 >> Wait a second.
00:32:24 You've never been here.
00:32:26 >> I'm not a stranger.
00:32:28 >> Wait a second.
00:32:29 You've never been here.
00:32:30 How did you find me?
00:32:31 >> I didn't.
00:32:32 I think it did.
00:32:34 >> Look, whatever your ridiculous plan is, I want no part of it.
00:32:38 >> Plan?
00:32:39 You think I stole this thing?
00:32:41 >> You just smashed through my wall wearing it.
00:32:44 >> Yeah, but that's not what happened.
00:32:46 Sure, I tried the helmet on, but then the suit just grabbed me.
00:32:50 >> Look, kid, you want to be a supervillain, you're on your own.
00:32:54 >> I can't do this alone.
00:32:55 I need your help.
00:32:57 >> You're my mentor.
00:32:58 >> Not anymore.
00:32:59 >> What am I supposed to do?
00:33:01 >> Figure it out.
00:33:02 >> I told you I can't.
00:33:04 >> Whoa!
00:33:07 >> Oh, no, I am so sorry, Hank.
00:33:09 Are you hurt?
00:33:10 I didn't mean to.
00:33:11 I can't control this thing.
00:33:13 Help me!
00:33:14 >> Okay, hold on.
00:33:19 Open the visor.
00:33:20 >> Open the visor?
00:33:21 I can't.
00:33:23 >> Oh.
00:33:24 >> What now?
00:33:25 >> Sorry, kid.
00:33:26 >> Why?
00:33:27 >> Ah!
00:33:33 >> Not to worry.
00:33:34 Almost done.
00:33:35 Just one more question.
00:33:37 >> Yes, sir?
00:33:38 >> Which is your favorite nut?
00:33:41 >> Oh.
00:33:43 Favorite, sir?
00:33:44 >> Yes.
00:33:45 Almond, filbert, Brazil.
00:33:49 >> Oh, macadamia, sir.
00:33:51 >> Right, then.
00:33:52 So when you find yourself at a communal nut bowl, do you take a polite handful or do you pick out just your beloved macadamia?
00:34:01 >> Oh, I guess it depends, sir.
00:34:04 >> Does it?
00:34:06 >> No!
00:34:10 >> Baron, blackout.
00:34:13 >> Ha, ha, ha, nuts to you.
00:34:15 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:16 Get it?
00:34:17 See what I did there?
00:34:18 Next.
00:34:19 >> Uh, baron?
00:34:20 >> I said next.
00:34:21 >> Well, that was the last one, sir.
00:34:23 >> What are you talking about?
00:34:25 How is this possible?
00:34:27 >> Uh, well, you blacked them all out, baron.
00:34:30 Look.
00:34:31 >> Huh?
00:34:33 >> Well, at least now they can be trusted.
00:34:36 Is my ship ready?
00:34:37 >> Uh, no, sir, it's not.
00:34:39 >> And --
00:34:42 And what, pray tell, is your sorry excuse this time?
00:34:46 >> These things.
00:34:47 They're --
00:34:48 >> Useless.
00:34:49 >> Come on.
00:34:52 >> We'll do it without them.
00:34:54 >> Not possible, sir.
00:34:55 >> We do need some henchmen.
00:34:57 >> Brutus, help me!
00:34:59 >> Fine.
00:35:00 Then get more.
00:35:01 >> Of course, sir.
00:35:02 But, uh, what do I say if the union has questions?
00:35:05 >> Leave them to me, biff.
00:35:07 I'll put their worries to rest.
00:35:10 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:11 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:13 >> Get it off me.
00:35:15 >> Biff!
00:35:18 [phone ringing]
00:35:21 >> Hello?
00:35:22 Yes.
00:35:23 I know.
00:35:24 It's very bad, sir.
00:35:26 Who stole it?
00:35:27 Ow!
00:35:28 No idea.
00:35:29 Ugh!
00:35:30 But this is supervillain city, so plenty of suspects.
00:35:34 >> Figure it out.
00:35:36 >> Always a pleasure, sir.
00:35:40 >> Ugh!
00:35:43 What now?
00:35:46 Hello?
00:35:47 Who's there?
00:35:48 >> Jolene?
00:35:49 >> Hank?
00:35:50 What are you doing here?
00:35:52 >> Yeah, uh, I was in the neighborhood, so thought I'd pop by.
00:35:57 >> Pop by?
00:35:58 >> Wow, how did you get such a great place?
00:36:00 >> I bought it.
00:36:02 What is that?
00:36:03 >> Uh, you know that thing that happened at the museum?
00:36:07 >> Yeah, I know.
00:36:08 >> You know that thing that happened at the museum?
00:36:10 >> Yes, of course I do.
00:36:12 >> Okay, well, I really need a favor.
00:36:16 >> You?
00:36:18 You stole it?
00:36:19 >> Me?
00:36:20 No, it was the kid.
00:36:22 Look, I wasn't even there.
00:36:23 >> Yes, you were, Hank.
00:36:24 I talked to you.
00:36:26 >> Yeah, but here.
00:36:29 I came looking for you, and when I got back, the museum was --
00:36:32 >> Destroyed?
00:36:33 Yeah, I noticed.
00:36:35 Do you have any idea how bad this is?
00:36:37 >> Yes, I do.
00:36:42 Can you help us?
00:36:45 So who did this suit belong to?
00:36:47 >> A villain named Endgame.
00:36:49 >> Well, how did he get out of it?
00:36:51 >> Well, with a hose.
00:36:53 >> What?
00:36:54 >> He slammed straight into a mountain the first time he used it.
00:36:58 >> Oh, man.
00:37:01 >> Oh.
00:37:03 Huh?
00:37:05 I can't move my arms.
00:37:07 >> Easy, kid.
00:37:08 She's just trying to help.
00:37:09 >> You get away from me.
00:37:10 Visor down.
00:37:11 Visor down.
00:37:12 >> Get back.
00:37:13 You're scaring him.
00:37:14 Lester, no.
00:37:15 >> Great.
00:37:20 >> Lester, stop.
00:37:31 >> Help me, help me.
00:37:32 >> Punch him in the face.
00:37:34 >> No punching.
00:37:35 >> Oh, no.
00:37:36 No one is going to hurt you.
00:37:38 You have to calm down.
00:37:40 >> I can't.
00:37:41 >> Just breathe.
00:37:42 >> Breathe?
00:37:43 Oh, my God.
00:37:44 Am I not breathing?
00:37:45 >> I want to get off.
00:37:47 >> Lester, breathe with me.
00:37:49 In, out.
00:37:51 Slower.
00:37:52 In, out.
00:37:56 That's the way.
00:38:06 So it's emotionally responsive.
00:38:09 Fascinating.
00:38:10 >> All right.
00:38:11 So how does this thing work?
00:38:13 >> Yeah.
00:38:14 Please help me.
00:38:15 It's not that simple.
00:38:17 I need to take the scan.
00:38:19 Run a whole battery of test scenarios.
00:38:21 >> Okay, then.
00:38:22 So I'm just going to let myself out.
00:38:25 >> Mm-hmm.
00:38:26 Wait.
00:38:27 You're leaving?
00:38:28 Why?
00:38:29 >> Uh, well, I got to fix my wall.
00:38:34 Cover our tracks.
00:38:36 And I have to concoct an airtight alibi.
00:38:40 >> Alibi?
00:38:41 >> Well, yeah.
00:38:42 We don't want to go to prison.
00:38:44 >> We're going to prison?
00:38:45 >> No, of course not.
00:38:47 And anyway, as long as you're in that suit, they don't make a cell strong enough to hold you.
00:38:52 >> Oh, yeah.
00:38:55 Right.
00:39:00 >> So that suit can blast through anything?
00:39:03 >> Weren't you leaving?
00:39:05 >> Yeah, hey, look, I'm sorry about that.
00:39:09 You know, it's been a really long, crazy day, and I guess I just -- I panicked.
00:39:17 >> I get it, Hank.
00:39:19 It's okay.
00:39:21 >> Looks like it's going to be a long night.
00:39:23 Do you have any coffee?
00:39:25 >> I only have herbal tea.
00:39:27 >> Hey, I love herbal tea.
00:39:29 >> Oh, okay.
00:39:31 Well, I guess I'll be right back.
00:39:34 >> No rush.
00:39:35 Not like we're going anywhere.
00:39:40 >> Perfect.
00:39:42 All right, kid, let's go.
00:39:44 >> But what about your tea?
00:39:45 >> Shh.
00:39:46 You want to be a supervillain, right?
00:39:47 >> Of course, but --
00:39:48 >> I got a new plan, kid, one that will totally fix this.
00:39:52 And, well, everything.
00:39:54 >> Everything?
00:39:55 >> Yeah.
00:39:56 >> So what do you say, apprentice?
00:40:01 >> So I have raspberry dazzler, blueberry nighty night, and lemon ginger.
00:40:10 Of course, you're gone.
00:40:16 >> There we are.
00:40:18 He's got his finger on the detonator, not a superhero in sight.
00:40:21 >> Then what happened?
00:40:22 >> Well, he finishes an extended maniacal cackle, and it leaves him thirsty.
00:40:27 So he takes a sip of coffee, and boom, he blew up the planet.
00:40:31 Classic roid rage.
00:40:33 >> No, no, stew brought him decaf.
00:40:35 Roid rage flips out, completely trashes his own lair.
00:40:39 Supers take full credit, of course, but really, stew saved the entire world.
00:40:44 >> Wow.
00:40:46 I guess a lot can happen on your first day, huh?
00:40:48 >> Yeah, tell me about it.
00:40:49 >> Oh, story time.
00:40:51 >> That was a long time ago, kid.
00:40:53 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:40:56 Proceed.
00:40:58 >> Okay, okay.
00:40:59 I was working for that baron blackout guy.
00:41:07 >> A cow?
00:41:08 >> Yeah, you nailed it, sir.
00:41:10 >> I wasn't aiming for the cow.
00:41:12 I was aiming for that.
00:41:14 >> Children?
00:41:15 You can't do that.
00:41:17 >> I'm baron blackout.
00:41:19 I can do whatever I want.
00:41:22 >> See that, trainee?
00:41:24 That's how it's done.
00:41:25 >> More power.
00:41:26 Give me full power.
00:41:28 >> No, you can't do this.
00:41:30 >> Get her out of my sight.
00:41:32 >> Sir, superheroes.
00:41:34 >> Hello, anybody home?
00:41:37 >> Captain superior.
00:41:41 >> I'm going to enjoy this.
00:41:44 >> How's that for a headline?
00:41:46 >> Here's a headline.
00:41:48 Blathering heroes fail to save children.
00:41:52 >> Then die.
00:41:59 >> What?
00:42:00 It can't be.
00:42:01 No.
00:42:02 No, no, no, no!
00:42:04 My blackout reign.
00:42:06 >> It happens to the best of us.
00:42:08 >> Shut up.
00:42:11 >> Yes, sir.
00:42:12 >> What's this?
00:42:13 How dare you.
00:42:15 >> Idiot.
00:42:16 >> Wait a second.
00:42:17 I remember this one.
00:42:19 Friendly force 5, issue 126, the henchman with the heart of gold.
00:42:23 >> Please don't call me that.
00:42:25 >> Yeah, and right after that, baron was all like strategic retreat.
00:42:29 And then he took off in his secret escape pod thingy.
00:42:33 The henchman had to surrender and we're like, do you know what?
00:42:37 Do you know what you've done?
00:42:39 And you were like, I saved those kids.
00:42:41 And he said, I'm going to tell the union all about it.
00:42:46 And then everybody laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
00:42:53 And as for you, I've been pushing a mop ever since.
00:42:58 >> Right.
00:42:59 >> Okay.
00:43:00 Lift, kid.
00:43:04 There.
00:43:05 That should be enough.
00:43:06 >> You want to be a super villain, you've got to learn how to use the suit.
00:43:09 >> How am I going to do that?
00:43:11 >> All you need is the right motivation.
00:43:15 >> Whoa.
00:43:25 >> Uh-oh.
00:43:26 >> Whoa.
00:43:34 >> Go.
00:43:39 >> Whoa.
00:43:40 >> Whoops.
00:43:46 >> I'm okay.
00:43:48 >> Fire.
00:43:49 >> Hey.
00:43:50 >> Sorry.
00:43:52 >> Fire.
00:43:54 >> Come on.
00:43:55 >> Whoa.
00:44:05 >> Yeah.
00:44:06 >> That was great.
00:44:07 >> Fire.
00:44:08 >> Fire.
00:44:10 >> Oh, no.
00:44:23 >> Come on.
00:44:26 >> Yes.
00:44:27 Yeah.
00:44:28 >> Excuse me.
00:44:33 >> Yeah.
00:44:36 >> You got this.
00:44:40 >> Wow.
00:44:41 Fire.
00:44:46 >> Yeah.
00:44:56 >> Oh, yeah.
00:44:57 There was like 20 of them.
00:44:58 >> Yeah.
00:44:59 Pretty sure they were telepathic cyborg ninjas.
00:45:01 >> Ninjas.
00:45:02 They're just lucky I didn't bring my nunchuckers to work.
00:45:04 >> Yeah.
00:45:05 Bloop is like deadly with nunchucks.
00:45:07 >> You don't even know.
00:45:09 >> Hey.
00:45:10 >> Hey.
00:45:11 >> Give me that.
00:45:13 Get out of here.
00:45:15 >> Take it off.
00:45:17 >> To the perpetrators of this theft, I don't care if you're a telepathic cyborg ninja or any other kind of ninja.
00:45:24 You will be caught and you will be punished.
00:45:28 That is all.
00:45:30 >> Someone's in very deep doo-doo.
00:45:33 >> Yeah.
00:45:34 Just how stupid do you got to be to break our only law?
00:45:38 >> Hey, guys.
00:45:39 >> Hey.
00:45:40 >> Who's thirsty?
00:45:42 >> Not me, boss.
00:45:45 Lookie here.
00:45:47 >> Oh.
00:45:48 >> Ah.
00:45:49 >> Ah.
00:45:50 >> Ah.
00:45:51 >> It's bottomless.
00:45:53 >> Like me.
00:45:55 >> So, Hank, you guys done a --
00:45:58 >> Yeah.
00:45:59 Yeah, you could say that.
00:46:01 >> Great.
00:46:02 Let's get back to work.
00:46:04 >> Whoa, guys, hold on a sec.
00:46:06 It's, uh --
00:46:07 >> It's the kid.
00:46:09 >> Dead already.
00:46:10 >> Well, I've outlived another one.
00:46:13 >> Okay, so, last night, the kid and I, we were working at the museum.
00:46:21 >> Museum?
00:46:22 >> Museum?
00:46:23 >> Oh.
00:46:24 >> Huh?
00:46:25 >> Uh, it's closed.
00:46:27 So, sorry, guys.
00:46:29 Can't go there today.
00:46:31 >> Aw.
00:46:32 >> Keep it down.
00:46:34 >> Hank, what's going on?
00:46:36 >> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:46:37 I think I got it.
00:46:38 The kid saw the thieves.
00:46:40 >> No, it's a little worse than that.
00:46:43 >> Worse?
00:46:44 How?
00:46:45 I mean, it's not like you guys did it or something.
00:46:51 Oh, Hank.
00:46:53 >> Huh?
00:46:55 >> Now, that's not even close to funny, man.
00:46:57 >> It was just an accident.
00:46:59 >> Breaking a lamp is just an accident.
00:47:01 This is --
00:47:02 >> As bad as it gets.
00:47:04 >> I know.
00:47:05 Listen, if I could just get the kid back in there, I could make this all go away.
00:47:09 >> Great!
00:47:10 Then go do it.
00:47:11 I'll put the drinks on your tab anyway.
00:47:13 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:14 What you waiting for?
00:47:15 >> Uh, well --
00:47:17 >> He needs our help.
00:47:19 Don't you, Hank?
00:47:21 >> Yeah, I really do.
00:47:25 >> Hank, is this the plan?
00:47:27 More like robot-assisted suicide.
00:47:29 >> Relax.
00:47:30 We've totally got this.
00:47:31 Don't we, old-timer?
00:47:32 >> I have pot on my head.
00:47:35 >> Here they come.
00:47:36 Get ready, kid.
00:47:38 >> And that's when I have to register these bad boys as deadly weapons.
00:47:43 >> Want to see why?
00:47:45 You?
00:47:46 What about you?
00:47:47 I'll take that as a yes.
00:47:48 Ready, set, hit, stun, karate, judo, spinorama, dead!
00:47:53 Huh?
00:47:54 Whoa!
00:47:55 >> Ow!
00:47:56 >> Hey, watch it, buddy.
00:47:58 >> Oh, this is a crime scene!
00:48:00 >> Authorized personnel only.
00:48:02 >> Yeah, move it or lose it.
00:48:04 >> Easy there, handsome.
00:48:08 >> Ladybot.
00:48:10 >> We are here on official union business.
00:48:15 >> Let's go.
00:48:29 >> Excuse me, miss, I'm going to need to see some credentials.
00:48:31 >> Oh.
00:48:32 >> Credentials?
00:48:33 I don't need no credentials.
00:48:34 I got pitchy and I got flippy.
00:48:36 >> Stu's not really a robot.
00:48:38 >> Run!
00:48:39 >> Stop right now!
00:48:41 >> Robot impersonators!
00:48:42 >> Get back here, yo!
00:48:50 >> Okay, all clear.
00:48:51 Come on.
00:48:54 >> Wow.
00:48:58 Did I really do all this?
00:49:00 >> Yeah, you sure did.
00:49:02 But not for much longer.
00:49:05 >> What do you mean?
00:49:07 >> The plan.
00:49:09 >> The time bandit?
00:49:10 >> Not him, that.
00:49:12 >> What, ithium?
00:49:13 That's the plan?
00:49:14 >> Yep.
00:49:15 Like you said, it will make all our dreams come true.
00:49:17 >> But then you told me to get a grip on reality.
00:49:20 >> Yeah, then you changed our reality.
00:49:22 So last of the way, kid.
00:49:24 We're in a hurry.
00:49:26 >> Okay, hank.
00:49:33 Give me a minute.
00:49:37 Okay.
00:49:38 Come on.
00:49:40 Come on.
00:49:41 And fire!
00:49:47 Oh.
00:49:49 I got one more.
00:49:50 I got one more.
00:49:51 Come on.
00:49:52 Let's get some.
00:49:54 And fire!
00:50:00 Come on!
00:50:04 >> I'm sorry, hank.
00:50:09 I just can't do it.
00:50:11 >> It's okay, kid.
00:50:20 >> Oh, boy.
00:50:23 >> I mean, really.
00:50:24 >> What was I thinking?
00:50:26 >> You can't even push a mop straight.
00:50:28 >> What?
00:50:29 It was my first day.
00:50:31 >> Yeah, and you're not even in the mood to do it.
00:50:33 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:35 I'm just trying to get a grip on reality.
00:50:37 >> You're not in the mood to do it.
00:50:39 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:41 >> You're not in the mood to do it.
00:50:43 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:45 >> You're not in the mood to do it.
00:50:47 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:49 >> You're not in the mood to do it.
00:50:51 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:53 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:55 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:57 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:50:59 >> I'm not in the mood to do it.
00:51:01 >> What are you talking about?
00:51:03 >> Oh, and that super villain name.
00:51:05 >> The orphan!
00:51:07 >> Why don't you just call yourself Pipe Dream?
00:51:09 >> What are you doing?
00:51:10 >> Or how about Life Ruiner?
00:51:12 Because you really did a number on mine.
00:51:14 >> Stop!
00:51:15 >> I don't think fantastic failure is taken.
00:51:17 >> Shut up.
00:51:18 >> Yeah, that's got a real nice ring to it.
00:51:20 >> I said shut up!
00:51:22 >> It doesn't matter what we call you, because you're useless.
00:51:25 >> Shut up!
00:51:29 [slam]
00:51:31 >> Perfect.
00:51:37 >> Whoa!
00:51:39 >> Ha ha!
00:51:41 I knew you could do it, kid.
00:51:43 Man, that was something.
00:51:45 >> Oh, man.
00:51:53 Listen, I know that was a real dirty trick.
00:51:55 But it was the only way.
00:51:57 I thought you were my friend.
00:51:59 >> Oh, I am, kid.
00:52:00 Really.
00:52:02 I didn't mean it.
00:52:05 And as soon as we use this, I will never have said it at all.
00:52:12 >> You are under arrest.
00:52:13 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:14 >> Oh, great.
00:52:15 >> You are under arrest.
00:52:16 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:17 You are under arrest.
00:52:18 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:19 You are under arrest.
00:52:20 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:22 You are under arrest.
00:52:25 >> Oh!
00:52:27 >> Oh!
00:52:28 >> Ah!
00:52:30 >> You are under arrest.
00:52:32 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:34 Unhand the one of you.
00:52:36 >> What if you?
00:52:37 Oh, no.
00:52:38 Guys, what have you done?
00:52:40 >> Man, I don't like this.
00:52:41 They should be here by now.
00:52:42 >> Don't worry.
00:52:43 They will.
00:52:44 >> I'm hearing old voices again, man.
00:52:46 >> Huh?
00:52:47 >> Brakes, kids.
00:52:48 Brakes, brakes, brakes, brakes.
00:52:49 Hit the brakes.
00:52:50 >> Ah!
00:52:52 >> Oh!
00:52:55 >> Oh!
00:52:59 >> Hank!
00:53:02 >> Oh!
00:53:04 >> Are you all right?
00:53:06 >> Yeah.
00:53:07 I'll live.
00:53:08 >> Since when do you fly?
00:53:10 >> He doesn't.
00:53:13 >> Huh?
00:53:14 >> I do.
00:53:16 >> Wait, why are you still in that thing?
00:53:18 >> What's going on, Hank?
00:53:20 >> You said you were going to make it go away.
00:53:22 I put air quotes around it because those were your words.
00:53:25 >> Ugh.
00:53:26 Ah!
00:53:27 No, no, guys, the plan worked perfectly.
00:53:29 I got the what if-ium.
00:53:31 >> Whoa, what's that?
00:53:32 >> This is the solution to all of our problems.
00:53:36 >> Huh?
00:53:39 >> No, Hank!
00:53:40 Stop!
00:53:41 >> Who is that?
00:53:42 >> This guy and his secrets.
00:53:43 >> You can't do this.
00:53:45 >> And why not?
00:53:46 >> Because we have no idea what it might do.
00:53:48 >> Well, what it might do is give us all a brand-new life.
00:53:52 We get to start again.
00:53:54 >> Start what again?
00:53:56 >> Everything.
00:53:57 I break this, the kid gets to be a supervillain, and we don't have to be henchmen anymore.
00:54:01 >> What?
00:54:02 >> But you guys are all I have.
00:54:04 >> Ugh.
00:54:05 >> You can't make this decision for us, Hank.
00:54:07 >> She's right.
00:54:08 >> Just think about this for a second.
00:54:15 >> I'm sorry, guys.
00:54:16 >> No!
00:54:18 >> Huh?
00:54:27 >> It's not your decision to make, Hank.
00:54:31 >> You did not just try to erase my life!
00:54:34 >> I was just trying to make things better for all of us.
00:54:37 >> No, you did this for you.
00:54:39 >> No, listen.
00:54:40 >> Hank, admit it.
00:54:41 You lied to us.
00:54:42 >> Well, yeah, but I mean --
00:54:43 >> This is ridiculous.
00:54:44 Just stop.
00:54:46 >> Let's go, guys.
00:54:48 Something stinks around here.
00:54:51 >> Guys, come on.
00:54:53 You know me.
00:54:54 I wasn't trying to -- wait.
00:54:56 Guys, come on.
00:54:58 We're a team.
00:55:02 >> Come on, Lester.
00:55:04 Let's get you out of here.
00:55:11 And out of this suit.
00:55:17 >> Guys.
00:55:21 What if it had worked?
00:55:23 >> Then maybe you would have been a better friend.
00:55:36 >> Do you have to do that now?
00:55:41 >> I know some T-Swift if you'd rather.
00:55:43 >> Man, just do like anything else.
00:55:45 >> I do know something else, but only on the bagpipes.
00:55:49 >> Bagpipes?
00:55:50 Man, that's way worse.
00:55:52 >> Look alive, citizens of loserville.
00:55:55 I've got a job for you.
00:55:57 >> Not interested, Biff.
00:55:59 >> I'm not interested.
00:56:01 >> I'm not interested.
00:56:03 >> I've got a job for you.
00:56:06 >> Not interested, Biff.
00:56:07 >> And I wasn't asking.
00:56:10 [ Music ]
00:56:38 >> All right.
00:56:39 Who's next?
00:56:41 >> Woo-hoo!
00:56:44 >> Come on, you got this.
00:56:48 >> Seven seconds.
00:56:50 That's a new record.
00:56:51 >> You're next, handsome.
00:56:53 >> Yeah, get over here.
00:57:05 >> Strike three!
00:57:10 >> Boss?
00:57:11 >> You're out, Hank.
00:57:13 >> You could have killed me.
00:57:14 >> Yeah.
00:57:16 I know.
00:57:18 Making a run for it, huh?
00:57:20 >> Well, I'm kind of low on options.
00:57:23 >> Low?
00:57:24 No, Hank, you're fresh out.
00:57:27 Bring him in, boy.
00:57:30 >> Oh, great.
00:57:33 >> He's the most selfish,
00:57:36 obstinate, meat-headed man I have
00:57:39 ever met.
00:57:42 >> Oh.
00:57:43 Are you sure this is going to
00:57:45 work?
00:57:46 >> Yes, Lester, of course.
00:57:48 I just have to find the right
00:57:50 frequency.
00:57:51 Oh, he could have killed us.
00:57:53 >> Yeah.
00:57:54 Um, Jolene --
00:57:55 >> But he knows best.
00:57:56 >> Maybe we should take a little
00:57:58 --
00:57:59 >> Trying to help?
00:58:00 >> Oh.
00:58:01 Yeah, help himself.
00:58:03 >> Oh, it's done!
00:58:07 >> Lester, I'm so sorry.
00:58:10 >> Thanks.
00:58:12 So you're really mad at Hank,
00:58:14 huh?
00:58:15 >> Yes, aren't you?
00:58:17 >> Yeah, I am.
00:58:19 But Hank saved my life two
00:58:21 minutes after I met the guy.
00:58:23 And back at the dump, he really
00:58:25 thought it was our best chance.
00:58:27 >> You mean his best chance.
00:58:29 >> Oh, he was wrong, for sure.
00:58:31 No doubt about that.
00:58:32 I just think he's --
00:58:34 >> Selfish, stubborn, and
00:58:36 totally --
00:58:37 >> Lost.
00:58:39 He feels trapped.
00:58:41 I know that feeling.
00:58:43 It made me think I wanted to be a
00:58:46 super villain.
00:58:48 Turns out I was just lonely.
00:58:54 And these bad guys seemed really
00:58:56 good at being alone.
00:59:02 >> Sorry!
00:59:06 >> Biff?
00:59:07 >> Yes, sir?
00:59:08 >> Who are they?
00:59:10 >> Well, these are the new
00:59:12 henchmen, sir.
00:59:13 >> Henchmen for whom?
00:59:15 The evil quickie lube?
00:59:20 >> Actually, we prefer hench
00:59:22 people.
00:59:23 >> Shut your talking hole,
00:59:25 you brute!
00:59:26 You kidnapped us, dude!
00:59:28 >> You're in big trouble with
00:59:30 the union.
00:59:31 >> Oh, are we now?
00:59:34 Well, then, I'd better get rid
00:59:36 of the evidence.
00:59:37 Stand against the wall.
00:59:40 >> That is one creepy smile.
00:59:48 >> Barrett, stop!
00:59:50 >> Sorry, sir.
00:59:51 I mean, we really need them.
00:59:53 We have electrical issues.
00:59:55 We really need a cook and the
00:59:57 bathrooms.
00:59:58 Whatever those zombies are doing
01:00:00 in there, it's more like an 8
01:00:02 than a number 2.
01:00:03 >> Fine, put them to work.
01:00:05 I'll just zap them later.
01:00:09 >> I'm ready.
01:00:10 Let's go, full blast!
01:00:14 >> Huh?
01:00:15 Wait a second.
01:00:16 What's happening?
01:00:17 >> I'm sorry, Lester.
01:00:19 I've tried every frequency on
01:00:21 the spectrum.
01:00:22 >> What?
01:00:23 No!
01:00:24 Jolene, you have to get me out.
01:00:26 You said this would work.
01:00:27 >> I know.
01:00:28 I really thought it would.
01:00:29 >> What if I have a late growth
01:00:31 spurt?
01:00:32 >> That's not going to happen.
01:00:33 >> I'm never going to see my
01:00:34 toes again.
01:00:35 >> That's very unlikely.
01:00:36 >> I'm just going to do this
01:00:38 myself.
01:00:39 >> Lester?
01:00:40 >> Piece of junk.
01:00:42 >> This isn't the way.
01:00:44 >> Ah-ha!
01:00:47 Now we're talking.
01:00:54 >> Stop it!
01:00:55 >> What?
01:00:56 How exactly?
01:00:57 This thing jumped on me.
01:00:58 >> Lester.
01:00:59 >> I didn't ask for it.
01:01:00 Mine controlled my butt.
01:01:02 Oh, great.
01:01:03 Now my butt's itchy.
01:01:05 >> Lester, that's it!
01:01:07 >> My butt?
01:01:08 >> No, your mind!
01:01:09 >> Yeah, I know.
01:01:10 I'm losing my mind.
01:01:11 >> Your happy place.
01:01:13 Just close your eyes and
01:01:15 remember a time when you felt
01:01:17 safe and cared for.
01:01:19 >> Uh, you do know I'm an
01:01:21 orphan, right?
01:01:22 >> Just try, Lester.
01:01:24 Please.
01:01:25 >> Okay, okay.
01:01:27 >> Coming for dirt, coming for
01:01:29 dirt.
01:01:30 >> I'm not sure I have a happy
01:01:32 place.
01:01:33 Happy place, happy place, happy
01:01:35 place.
01:01:36 >> Way to go, Lester.
01:01:50 I knew you could do it.
01:01:53 >> Lester?
01:01:55 Lester?
01:01:57 Lester!
01:01:58 Are you all right?
01:02:00 >> Uh, I think so.
01:02:02 It's just -- whoa!
01:02:08 It worked!
01:02:09 It really worked!
01:02:11 >> Thank you, thank you, thank
01:02:12 you, thank you.
01:02:13 >> You're welcome.
01:02:15 >> What was that?
01:02:16 >> Denizens of super villain
01:02:18 city.
01:02:19 >> Come on!
01:02:20 >> It is I, Baron Blackout.
01:02:29 >> I can't believe this.
01:02:31 >> I am taking over the world,
01:02:33 starting with this wretched
01:02:35 island.
01:02:40 >> Oh, no.
01:02:41 Lester, run!
01:02:52 >> What in the blue blazes is
01:02:54 going on, Hank?
01:02:55 >> How should I know?
01:02:56 I'm not Baron Blackout.
01:02:57 >> It's always you, Corrigan.
01:02:59 >> I'm not Baron Blackout.
01:03:01 >> It's your fault.
01:03:02 >> I -- hey, boss, stop.
01:03:04 I got to get my crew.
01:03:06 >> You don't have a crew
01:03:08 anymore, Hank.
01:03:10 >> What do you think you're
01:03:12 doing?
01:03:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:03:14 >> Uh-oh.
01:03:29 >> Now that I have your
01:03:31 undivided attention -- hey!
01:03:34 No fleeing.
01:03:36 Now, listen, I have a pressing
01:03:38 appointment with the friendly
01:03:40 force five, so I'll keep this
01:03:42 secret.
01:03:44 Serve me or die.
01:03:46 [ Laughter ]
01:04:09 >> You're mine, Corrigan.
01:04:11 >> It's the last thing I do!
01:04:13 >> Get off of me!
01:04:15 >> Sorry, boss.
01:04:16 But just listen.
01:04:18 I have a plan.
01:04:19 >> Let me guess.
01:04:20 Lay low, do the bare minimum,
01:04:22 and sit on your --
01:04:25 >> Nope, not this time.
01:04:34 >> Guys!
01:04:35 Anyone here?
01:04:37 >> Hank?
01:04:38 >> Doug!
01:04:39 >> You're alive!
01:04:40 >> I just lost five bucks.
01:04:42 >> I'm happy to see you.
01:04:43 >> Don't worry, we're all
01:04:44 getting out of here.
01:04:45 Now, where's the crew?
01:04:46 >> Well, Biff took them.
01:04:48 >> Oh, no.
01:04:49 Blackout!
01:04:50 >> Blackout?
01:04:51 Is that why I can't see?
01:04:54 >> It's time I did what
01:04:55 henchmen do best.
01:04:56 >> Gotcha.
01:04:57 Torch the bar and move to
01:04:58 Mexico.
01:04:59 >> No, fix it.
01:05:00 I got them into this mess, and
01:05:02 I'm going to get them out.
01:05:04 >> Great.
01:05:05 Let's wear matching outfits.
01:05:07 >> Sorry, old-timer, but I got
01:05:08 to do this one solo.
01:05:09 >> Oh, thank goodness.
01:05:10 >> Doug, I really need a favor.
01:05:12 >> Yeah, give me names, Hank.
01:05:15 Consider them dead.
01:05:18 >> Terry Murphy here with an
01:05:20 "Apex City News" exclusive.
01:05:22 A supervillain has just parked
01:05:23 on the friendly force 5 front
01:05:25 door.
01:05:26 Here they come now.
01:05:31 >> Hey, I remember this loser.
01:05:33 >> So do I.
01:05:34 She ran away like a little baby
01:05:36 chicken.
01:05:37 >> Oh?
01:05:40 >> You guys go ahead.
01:05:42 I'll catch up in a bit.
01:05:45 >> Every time.
01:05:48 Hello, chicken man.
01:05:50 >> Wow, hello there.
01:05:52 Long time no see.
01:05:53 >> Yeah, you get your little
01:05:55 thingy fixed?
01:05:56 >> How about I show you?
01:05:58 >> This goes a lot faster
01:06:00 without captain blabbermouth.
01:06:02 >> My many.
01:06:04 Many superpowers.
01:06:07 >> Your team, they're all
01:06:09 going --
01:06:10 >> Shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:06:12 Capiche?
01:06:13 That's Spanish.
01:06:14 >> Italian.
01:06:15 >> Sure, I can do pasta.
01:06:17 >> You are the stupidest man --
01:06:20 >> Mama!
01:06:22 >> Baron black eye.
01:06:33 >> It's all clear.
01:06:36 >> Whoa.
01:06:44 I can't believe it.
01:06:47 >> Here's Dougie.
01:06:49 >> Old Doug?
01:06:50 >> Say, I'm looking for that
01:06:52 sciencey lady.
01:06:53 >> You mean Jolene?
01:06:55 >> Close enough.
01:06:56 >> You're here to see me?
01:06:58 >> Sure am.
01:06:59 Hank sent me here to give you
01:07:01 an important massage.
01:07:03 >> Oh.
01:07:04 >> I meant message, like them
01:07:06 fancy e-mails.
01:07:07 Just something about Hank
01:07:09 surviving the mission, risking
01:07:11 life and limb to redeem
01:07:13 himself.
01:07:14 >> Doug, survive what mission?
01:07:16 >> Oh, sticking it to the man,
01:07:18 man.
01:07:19 He's going after blackout.
01:07:21 >> Hank's taking on the baron
01:07:22 alone?
01:07:23 >> He is?
01:07:24 >> He'll be obliterated.
01:07:26 >> Obliterated with a capital
01:07:27 D?
01:07:28 Oh, no.
01:07:29 >> [ Groaning ]
01:07:39 >> Oh, this took so long.
01:07:41 But boy, was it worth it.
01:07:46 Update me, Biff.
01:07:47 >> Sir, you've defeated the
01:07:49 supers.
01:07:50 Your mindless horde has apex
01:07:52 city in total panic.
01:07:53 And the president is awaiting
01:07:55 your demands.
01:07:56 >> Perfect.
01:07:57 It's all just so bloody
01:08:00 perfect.
01:08:01 >> Incoming craft, sir.
01:08:03 >> What?
01:08:04 >> Weapons detected, sir.
01:08:05 We are under attack.
01:08:07 >> Who would dare?
01:08:09 >> Hey, blackout, say hello to
01:08:12 my little friend.
01:08:22 >> Was that it?
01:08:27 >> I know, right?
01:08:29 He may as well have thrown a
01:08:31 sandal at us.
01:08:32 >> He was all like, I'm going
01:08:33 to be a big hero, save the
01:08:35 world.
01:08:36 And our ship was all like, I
01:08:37 don't think so, son.
01:08:39 >> Zoom in.
01:08:40 Who is this dolt?
01:08:44 >> Hank Corrigan.
01:08:45 >> I remember that face.
01:08:47 Traitor.
01:08:48 >> Showtime.
01:09:16 >> Here's my turn.
01:09:23 Come on.
01:09:31 >> Come on and take a free
01:09:33 ride.
01:09:34 >> Huh?
01:09:36 >> Jackpot.
01:09:48 It ain't rocket science, baby.
01:10:02 >> What?
01:10:05 >> Follow me, boys.
01:10:11 >> Yes, I am taking over the
01:10:12 world, Mr. President.
01:10:13 >> Oh, no, no, no, it's not
01:10:15 fake news.
01:10:16 >> Baron, look.
01:10:19 >> Why isn't he dead?
01:10:22 >> Autopilot engaged.
01:10:26 >> Sir, he's ramming us.
01:10:28 >> Fool.
01:10:29 >> He will be crushed.
01:10:32 Wait.
01:10:37 Oh, no.
01:10:42 No.
01:10:49 >> Baron?
01:10:52 >> My blackout ray.
01:10:54 >> The ray is undamaged, sir.
01:10:56 >> Thank goodness.
01:10:57 I thought I'd lost you, but
01:10:59 you're okay.
01:11:00 Yes, yes, you are.
01:11:03 >> Baron.
01:11:11 >> Not yet.
01:11:13 So, Hank, is it?
01:11:15 >> Yeah.
01:11:17 >> Okay, Hank.
01:11:19 Now, what exactly is it about
01:11:21 me in particular that drives a
01:11:23 nothing like you to such
01:11:25 absurdly heroic acts?
01:11:27 >> My friends.
01:11:29 >> Like a dare?
01:11:31 >> No, like you took them.
01:11:33 >> Oh, I see.
01:11:34 So you're here to demand their
01:11:36 safe return or else.
01:11:38 >> That was the plan.
01:11:40 >> You do realize you're
01:11:41 unarmed?
01:11:42 >> I dropped my gun.
01:11:43 >> Yes, I saw that.
01:11:45 Well, how about this?
01:11:46 You want your friends.
01:11:48 Just ask.
01:11:50 >> Very funny.
01:11:51 >> Ask me now.
01:11:53 I insist.
01:11:55 >> Okay.
01:11:57 May I have my crew back?
01:12:00 >> Let me think.
01:12:02 No!
01:12:04 >> Oh, you're dead, Corgan.
01:12:07 >> Goodbye, worm.
01:12:09 >> Yes.
01:12:15 >> Lester, what are you doing
01:12:16 here?
01:12:17 >> Just passing by.
01:12:19 >> Kill him now.
01:12:20 >> Watch out!
01:12:23 >> Come on.
01:12:27 >> They keep coming.
01:12:28 >> Need a rescue, henchman?
01:12:30 >> You're dead meat, Corgan.
01:12:33 >> Go get the crew.
01:12:35 >> I got this.
01:12:36 >> You sure, kid?
01:12:37 >> No, but do it anyway.
01:12:39 Let's go.
01:12:44 >> After them, you idiots.
01:12:45 >> Yes, sir.
01:12:51 >> So what's the plan, Hank?
01:12:52 >> We're going to start by
01:12:53 running for our lives.
01:12:54 >> Now that's a plan.
01:12:55 >> We got you now, Corgan.
01:12:58 >> In here.
01:12:59 Come on, quick.
01:13:01 >> Marco!
01:13:02 >> Pulse.
01:13:06 >> Escape pod leaving in ten
01:13:08 seconds.
01:13:09 >> Here we go.
01:13:10 >> Nine, eight, six, five.
01:13:14 >> All dug?
01:13:15 >> All dug?
01:13:16 He's here, too?
01:13:17 >> Guys, wait!
01:13:18 Lester's still on the --
01:13:22 >> Ship.
01:13:25 >> Now that is an impressive
01:13:27 suit.
01:13:31 But why are you using it to help
01:13:33 a bunch of useless henchmen?
01:13:35 >> Because I am a henchman.
01:13:42 >> Henchmen?
01:13:44 You could be so much more.
01:13:46 Give me that suit, and I'll
01:13:48 teach you everything you need to
01:13:50 know.
01:13:51 >> What?
01:13:52 You want to train me?
01:13:54 >> Oh, yes.
01:13:55 Just think of what you could
01:13:57 become.
01:13:58 You could be just like me.
01:14:00 >> A supervillain?
01:14:02 >> And not just any
01:14:03 supervillain.
01:14:04 >> The orphan.
01:14:06 >> The orphan?
01:14:07 Oh, sure.
01:14:09 Yes.
01:14:10 Nobody to hold you back.
01:14:12 No family to worry about.
01:14:14 No friends.
01:14:15 That's very good.
01:14:17 >> No friends?
01:14:18 >> Just you and me together.
01:14:21 Trust me.
01:14:24 >> Okay.
01:14:25 Okay, yeah.
01:14:27 Deal.
01:14:28 >> Perfect.
01:14:30 >> Happy place.
01:14:31 Happy place.
01:14:32 >> Oh!
01:14:42 >> Fool.
01:14:44 >> So what are we looking for
01:14:46 here?
01:14:47 >> It's a small vent.
01:14:48 About this big.
01:14:49 >> You mean like that one?
01:14:51 >> That's it.
01:14:52 Okay, we have to get down
01:14:54 there.
01:14:55 >> Hey, Corrigan, what do you
01:14:56 think you're doing?
01:14:58 >> Oh, nothing.
01:14:59 Just boring third-class
01:15:00 henchman janitor stuff.
01:15:02 >> Very funny.
01:15:03 Drop it.
01:15:04 >> You want me to drop this
01:15:06 wrench down there?
01:15:08 >> Just do it.
01:15:10 >> You've got the gun.
01:15:11 You make the rules.
01:15:12 >> Back.
01:15:13 A little more.
01:15:14 Right there.
01:15:15 >> Now!
01:15:19 >> This is it.
01:15:21 The end of the road for Hank
01:15:23 Chorrigan.
01:15:24 How does it feel to lose for
01:15:27 the last time?
01:15:29 >> Well, Biff, it's like that
01:15:31 feeling.
01:15:32 You know the one.
01:15:33 When you realize the idiot
01:15:35 losers who build it and fix it
01:15:39 also know exactly how to break
01:15:42 it.
01:15:43 >> Huh?
01:15:45 >> Now let's go.
01:15:48 >> Chorrigan!
01:15:50 >> Huh?
01:15:51 Uh-oh.
01:15:52 >> No!
01:16:01 >> What was that?
01:16:13 >> Get ready.
01:16:27 Come on, you.
01:16:28 Let's finish this.
01:16:30 On.
01:16:31 Attach.
01:16:32 I said let's go.
01:16:34 >> What happened?
01:16:35 >> Oh, you're alive.
01:16:38 Tell me how it works.
01:16:40 >> Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
01:16:42 >> Now!
01:16:43 >> Look, all you got to do is
01:16:45 say the password.
01:16:46 >> What password?
01:16:47 >> Password correct.
01:16:49 >> Oh, this is good.
01:16:52 >> It tickles a bit.
01:16:56 >> This is such snug.
01:16:58 >> Oh, yes.
01:17:00 >> Oh, I can feel it.
01:17:04 >> Oh, my.
01:17:05 >> The power, the power!
01:17:08 >> Oh, no.
01:17:17 >> Oh, no.
01:17:20 >> Lester, what have you -- oh!
01:17:23 >> Brilliant.
01:17:24 Oh, this is going to be so much
01:17:26 fun.
01:17:27 So, Hank, how should we end you,
01:17:29 hmm?
01:17:30 >> Oh, yes, how about that.
01:17:33 Barbecue.
01:17:35 >> No.
01:17:38 >> What else can this baby do?
01:17:40 >> Smoke.
01:17:44 Frostbite.
01:17:46 Confetti.
01:17:47 >> That's a terrible idea.
01:17:49 Who put that in there?
01:17:50 >> Why aim so small, sir?
01:17:52 Meddling henchmen like these
01:17:54 two deserve something a little
01:17:56 more diabolical.
01:17:59 >> Kid, what are you doing?
01:18:02 >> I'm going to get you.
01:18:04 >> What are you -- oh, have you
01:18:06 met my new apprentice?
01:18:09 >> Lester, save it.
01:18:11 >> Sure, again.
01:18:12 I finally know what I'm supposed
01:18:14 to do and who I'm meant to be.
01:18:16 No thanks to you.
01:18:18 I am a supervillain.
01:18:21 I am the orphan.
01:18:23 I just needed the right mentor
01:18:25 to teach me.
01:18:27 >> That's very good.
01:18:28 >> This is the Baron Blackout,
01:18:31 the world's greatest criminal
01:18:33 mastermind.
01:18:34 He answers to nobody.
01:18:36 He commands a giant warship.
01:18:38 He turns entire cities into
01:18:40 mindless minions.
01:18:42 >> Oh, yes, I am spectacular.
01:18:45 Keep talking.
01:18:46 >> In "Friendly Force 5" issue
01:18:48 80, he stole the diamond of
01:18:50 destiny.
01:18:51 >> Oh, yes, that was a good one.
01:18:53 I remember that world.
01:18:54 >> Or in "Moonbeam" issue 42
01:18:56 when he sunk the unsinkable
01:18:58 islands.
01:19:00 >> Ha-ha-ha!
01:19:02 The power.
01:19:03 Mine at last.
01:19:04 I feel the power.
01:19:05 >> Or who could forget "Earth
01:19:07 Dude 422" when he flattened the
01:19:09 forest of fortitude.
01:19:11 >> Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:15 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:18 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:21 >> Oh.
01:19:22 Oh.
01:19:23 >> Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:25 >> And what have you done,
01:19:26 Hank?
01:19:27 Who are you compared to the
01:19:28 great Baron Blackout?
01:19:30 >> Buster?
01:19:31 >> Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:34 >> Why, with his mind in that
01:19:36 suit, anything is possible.
01:19:40 >> What?
01:19:42 >> Well, almost anything.
01:19:45 >> Yes, that's the --
01:19:47 >> What?
01:19:48 >> Come again?
01:19:49 >> You know what?
01:19:50 I just remembered.
01:19:51 The diamond of destiny was a
01:19:52 dud, wasn't it?
01:19:53 >> What?
01:19:54 No, never.
01:19:55 >> Ah!
01:19:56 >> And that island.
01:19:58 I just remembered it
01:20:00 resurfaced.
01:20:01 I'm pretty sure Blackout ended
01:20:02 up being chased off by a flock
01:20:03 of adorable hummingbirds.
01:20:05 >> Ah!
01:20:06 They were vicious!
01:20:07 >> And did the forest of
01:20:08 fortitude grow back?
01:20:10 >> Ah!
01:20:11 >> Yeah, actually, I remember
01:20:12 the last frame of the comic.
01:20:13 It was Baron here getting
01:20:15 licked by a harmless little
01:20:17 tree frog.
01:20:18 >> They was --
01:20:19 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:20:20 Poisonous!
01:20:21 >> You see, Baron, that's the
01:20:22 problem.
01:20:23 >> Ow!
01:20:24 Ah!
01:20:25 >> You were a bad guy.
01:20:26 >> Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
01:20:27 >> And bad guys always lose.
01:20:32 >> What?
01:20:33 No, no, no!
01:20:37 [ Roaring ]
01:20:41 >> Whoa!
01:20:47 Whoa!
01:20:49 Oh, oh!
01:20:50 Ah-ha!
01:20:53 Ah!
01:20:55 >> I will not be bested
01:20:59 by a bunch of useless
01:21:01 animals!
01:21:08 >> Oh!
01:21:14 >> Was that good or bad?
01:21:17 >> Ah!
01:21:20 >> Ah!
01:21:22 >> Hey, guys.
01:21:24 >> Lester!
01:21:25 >> What took you so long?
01:21:27 >> Well, we just had a little
01:21:29 cleaning up to do.
01:21:30 >> Spoken like a true
01:21:31 henchman.
01:21:32 >> Welcome to the crew.
01:21:34 >> Hey, Lester.
01:21:36 >> Thanks.
01:21:38 >> You got it, boss.
01:21:42 >> Ah, come here.
01:21:44 >> Ah!
01:21:46 >> Ah, come here.
01:21:52 >> Ah, isn't this just too
01:21:54 sweet?
01:21:55 I think I'm going to cry.
01:21:57 >> How are you still alive,
01:21:58 dude?
01:21:59 >> Because biff don't quit.
01:22:01 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:22:04 >> Ah-ha!
01:22:07 >> Yo, what's this?
01:22:08 Sending the girl in to fight
01:22:10 your battles, huh, chore again?
01:22:12 >> What did you figure, honey?
01:22:14 You're going to come over here
01:22:15 and ask me out?
01:22:16 >> Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:22:18 >> Oh!
01:22:19 >> Oh!
01:22:20 >> Oh!
01:22:21 >> Oh!
01:22:22 >> Oh!
01:22:23 >> And that's how it all began.
01:22:26 How a sad little orphan without
01:22:28 a friend in the world became a
01:22:30 member of the greatest team the
01:22:32 world has never seen.
01:22:35 >> Ha-ha!
01:22:38 >> Oh!
01:22:43 >> We take out the trash.
01:22:48 >> Whoa!
01:22:49 >> We clean up the mess.
01:22:51 >> Ha-ha-ha!
01:22:54 >> And we fix what's broken.
01:23:01 Because we're not superheroes.
01:23:06 And we're not super villains.
01:23:12 We are a family.
01:23:15 A family of henchmen.
01:23:19 >> Really?
01:23:23 >> Yeah.
01:23:27 >> ♪ When the sky turns blue ♪
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01:23:35 ♪ When I'm coming home to you ♪
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01:23:49 >> ♪ Sweet home, my, my, my ♪
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