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00:00:00 [Music]
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00:00:34 There's little worse to go bad overnight.
00:00:37 Because if it does,
00:00:41 you'd never be able to tell from the taste.
00:00:46 Who the hell are you?
00:00:48 Good morning, Archie.
00:00:51 Hello, sunshine.
00:00:53 You know this guy?
00:00:55 Sergeant Archibald Sparks, meet Dick.
00:00:59 Vic. Vic Trowbridge.
00:01:03 Hello, Vic.
00:01:04 Did you do call this guy up last night when I was in the shower?
00:01:07 Archie, did I call you last night while he was in the shower?
00:01:09 No, sunshine. Your reputation for playing hard to get remains intact.
00:01:14 Good. Because I'd hate for this to be awkward.
00:01:17 Who are you people?
00:01:19 Military police.
00:01:21 Deserter Apprehension Unit.
00:01:23 Meredith Cole. Deserter Apprehendee.
00:01:28 You're a soldier?
00:01:29 Not in my book. Get dressed, Corporal.
00:01:32 Sure, Sarge.
00:01:34 Hey, sweetie. Vic. Would you put on a pound of coffee?
00:01:38 Coffee? Lady, go fuck yourself.
00:01:42 [Music]
00:01:59 I'm just going to put something on.
00:02:02 Good idea.
00:02:04 Where'd she pick you up?
00:02:09 I picked her up. She's a new bartender over at Arneson's.
00:02:14 It's a bad area. She asked for a ride home.
00:02:17 Yeah, right.
00:02:20 She knew I was on to her. She needed a place to hold up.
00:02:24 So what'd she do? Why'd she run?
00:02:28 [Music]
00:02:53 Forever alone.
00:02:56 [Music]
00:03:09 Thanks, guys. I know it was last minute.
00:03:11 All right. Tell your folks I said hi, and I hope your dad's feeling better, okay?
00:03:14 Thanks. Merry Christmas, guys.
00:03:15 Bye.
00:03:18 [Indistinct chatter]
00:03:20 That speaker should have been fixed hours ago.
00:03:28 Holidays aren't the time to relax the work ethic.
00:03:31 Danny, Merry Christmas.
00:03:34 Have another nine hours.
00:03:36 I see someone skipped his serving of holiday spirit.
00:03:39 [Sing-a-long]
00:03:43 Hey, hey, turn it down.
00:03:45 [Sing-a-long]
00:03:51 When they told you to get a room, no one meant the bathroom.
00:04:09 Just having one for the road, Captain.
00:04:14 Come on.
00:04:16 And here, not that you deserve it, a nice Christmas bonus.
00:04:27 Comprende? Christmas bonus.
00:04:30 You think I'm trying to cheat you?
00:04:34 El paso Juarez, por favor.
00:04:39 Oh, you want a ticket?
00:04:40 Si, uno.
00:04:42 [Sing-a-long]
00:04:44 So, okay, almost.
00:04:52 Is this any good? You think--
00:04:58 There, that's it.
00:05:08 You don't have, like, wrapping paper, Christmas tape, you know?
00:05:11 Just something like that. A Christmas card.
00:05:14 Hey, Polly, you coffee any fresher than it was yesterday?
00:05:26 Yeah, well, I'll take a cup anyway.
00:05:28 All passengers, all passengers, please clear the platform.
00:05:35 El paso Jimmy, your service is about to be counted.
00:05:39 No, no, no, honey. I promise I'll be home before you wake up.
00:05:43 Until then, Miss Dorsey's in charge.
00:05:45 And she's right, you can't have ice cream for dinner.
00:05:48 Thank you very much.
00:05:49 Honey.
00:05:50 Damn it.
00:05:52 Piece of shit.
00:05:54 Waste of--
00:05:56 Thank you.
00:05:57 Hey, Spar, put your turn, please.
00:06:05 Yeah, I just need to know if this crate is going deeper into or all the way out of Texas.
00:06:09 Well, you could inquire inside.
00:06:11 Listen, pal, I don't--
00:06:12 Fucking Texas.
00:06:17 Honey.
00:06:24 What?
00:06:25 No, baby, Santa can't bring you a dog. We already have one.
00:06:29 I know he smells, but--
00:06:32 Well, boy dogs do that sometimes.
00:06:35 Wait! Hold up.
00:06:36 Honey, I'll call you later, okay?
00:06:38 Love you.
00:06:39 Well, let's go.
00:06:42 Start of my life, sweetie.
00:06:44 Alhamdulillah.
00:06:53 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
00:07:01 My name is Daniel Gunn. I'll be your driver for this part of the trip.
00:07:04 Our next stop is Pecadillo, Texas.
00:07:07 That's about six hours from here, so settle back, relax, and enjoy Christmas Eve with us.
00:07:12 Okay.
00:07:14 [Engine starts]
00:07:17 [Engine revs]
00:07:20 [Engine revs]
00:07:22 [Engine revs]
00:07:25 [Engine revs]
00:07:28 [Engine revs]
00:07:31 [Engine revs]
00:07:33 Ah, that's very interesting.
00:07:59 Have this.
00:08:00 This is from our elegance line.
00:08:02 Oh.
00:08:03 Lavender.
00:08:04 Which is great if they shower after they check in,
00:08:07 but if they wait till morning, they need something more citrus, more--
00:08:11 Peppy?
00:08:13 Exactly. Which is why we created the sunburst line.
00:08:16 Oh.
00:08:19 Nice.
00:08:21 Yeah, that's nice.
00:08:23 [Sighs]
00:08:25 [Engine revs]
00:08:28 [Engine revs]
00:08:31 [Paper rustles]
00:08:33 [Paper tears]
00:08:52 [Paper tears]
00:08:54 That's for my boy, Stevie.
00:09:02 It's very Christmassy.
00:09:04 You think it's inappropriate?
00:09:06 No, it's just-- it's last minute.
00:09:09 Oh, last minute's good. I'm usually late, so...
00:09:13 You remember to buy batteries?
00:09:15 Nobody gives a damn about the effort as long as the toy works.
00:09:18 [Bells jingling]
00:09:21 [Bells jingling]
00:09:23 That her?
00:09:34 It is.
00:09:35 Saw her board a bus about an hour before your alert come through.
00:09:38 Didn't think the Army put much effort into reeling in the runners.
00:09:41 Nah, most wander in on their own or get picked up for doing something stupid,
00:09:46 like running a red light, shoplifting.
00:09:48 And Cinderella here?
00:09:50 Her grandfather's a senator.
00:09:52 Embarrassing.
00:09:54 Only if she isn't found.
00:09:56 Granddad a vet?
00:09:58 Four deferments.
00:10:00 Dick Cheney brigade.
00:10:02 Why'd she run?
00:10:04 Doesn't matter.
00:10:06 You know, uh, it's Christmas Eve, Sergeant.
00:10:11 Working awful hard to find this little girl.
00:10:16 [Car door slams]
00:10:18 Eggnog gives me gas.
00:10:22 Nasty stuff.
00:10:24 Not something a man should be drinking alone.
00:10:27 [Music]
00:10:52 How long you been out?
00:10:54 Excuse me?
00:10:56 You're Manolos.
00:10:58 Where you stationed, Iraq?
00:11:00 You think I'm military?
00:11:02 Alhamdulillah.
00:11:04 You're not military.
00:11:07 Colburn International Trucking.
00:11:09 Nine months in Baghdad.
00:11:11 You call, we haul.
00:11:13 You drive the Six?
00:11:15 What's the Six?
00:11:18 The last six miles into Baghdad airport.
00:11:20 It's the most dangerous section of road in the world.
00:11:23 Our driver here is Mad Max.
00:11:26 [Gunshot]
00:11:30 [Gasp]
00:11:31 Everybody hang on.
00:11:35 [Gunshot]
00:11:40 [Scream]
00:11:41 Steady folks.
00:11:52 Anyone catch their patches?
00:11:54 Their patches?
00:11:55 Like gang colors. Insignia.
00:11:57 They didn't have any.
00:11:59 Outlaws. Cool.
00:12:01 Okay, what is that supposed to mean, outlaws?
00:12:03 They're not outlaws.
00:12:05 They're nomads.
00:12:06 Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:09 Satan's little hunkers.
00:12:11 Hey, are they turning to follow?
00:12:13 No.
00:12:14 [Engine revving]
00:12:20 Pardon my French folks, but it looks like they were just assholing on by.
00:12:28 Nothing to worry about.
00:12:29 Yo, watch out!
00:12:31 [Engine revving]
00:12:33 [Tires screeching]
00:12:35 [Scream]
00:12:36 [Tires screeching]
00:12:37 [Engine revving]
00:12:39 [Tires screeching]
00:12:40 [Engine revving]
00:12:41 [Explosion]
00:12:44 Stop the bus.
00:12:46 Stop it now!
00:12:48 [Tires screeching]
00:12:50 [Gunshot]
00:12:51 [Glass shattering]
00:12:53 Would you two come with me, please?
00:12:57 The rest of you stay here.
00:12:58 I coach high school football. I know first aid, CPR.
00:13:01 Check that one.
00:13:07 [Footsteps]
00:13:10 I'm not getting a signal. Can anybody get a signal?
00:13:18 Out of area.
00:13:20 Nine months in Iraq. Friends dying all around me.
00:13:26 I never even blew a tire.
00:13:34 Hey, easy, fella, easy. We're gonna get you some help. We're gonna get you some help.
00:13:39 [Grunts]
00:13:40 Hey, the gun...
00:13:42 [Gunshot]
00:13:43 [Screams]
00:13:44 Time to go!
00:13:47 [Gasps]
00:13:48 No keys! No keys! He took the keys!
00:13:55 Dude, he's coming!
00:13:57 [Gunshot]
00:13:58 [Gunshot]
00:14:01 [Screams]
00:14:02 [Gunshot]
00:14:03 Shit!
00:14:04 [Gunshot]
00:14:05 [Gunshot]
00:14:06 [Gunshot]
00:14:07 Son of a bitch!
00:14:09 [Gunshot]
00:14:10 [Screams]
00:14:11 [Gunshot]
00:14:12 [Gunshot]
00:14:13 [Screams]
00:14:14 Go on, now. Go on, now.
00:14:19 [Gunshot]
00:14:22 [Gunshot]
00:14:24 [Gunshot]
00:14:25 [Gunshot]
00:14:32 [Gunshot]
00:14:33 Now! Get out of here!
00:14:48 Alright?
00:14:52 Are you okay?
00:14:54 I'm fine.
00:14:55 Son of a bitch!
00:14:58 Put some pressure on it!
00:15:00 Oh my god!
00:15:01 It's okay! Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Oh my god!
00:15:04 I need the keys.
00:15:11 Right here.
00:15:12 Oh no.
00:15:17 Um, I suggest we get back on the bus now.
00:15:22 [Engine revs]
00:15:26 [Engine revs]
00:15:30 Let's get out of here.
00:15:31 Go!
00:15:37 Come on! Now move it! Move it! Move it!
00:15:41 Everybody hang on!
00:15:46 Wait! What about Duke?
00:15:49 [Engine revs]
00:15:55 [Engine revs]
00:15:56 Do not move it!
00:16:01 [Gunshot]
00:16:04 [Gunshot]
00:16:06 Wait!
00:16:11 Wait! Stop! Please!
00:16:13 He's a jerk, but you can't leave him!
00:16:15 We're not stopping.
00:16:16 [Engine revs]
00:16:18 Stop it! Run! Run!
00:16:21 Wait!
00:16:22 Get out!
00:16:23 [Engine revs]
00:16:24 [Engine revs]
00:16:28 Baby, we'll talk about it later.
00:16:34 I'm sorry.
00:16:35 [Gunshot]
00:16:37 [Groans]
00:16:38 [Engine revs]
00:16:40 [Engine revs]
00:16:41 [Engine revs]
00:16:52 [Tires screech]
00:16:53 [Engine revs]
00:16:54 They're coming up!
00:17:01 Hey! What's your name?
00:17:06 Lindley. Walter Lindley.
00:17:08 Mr. Lindley, you're driving 20 tons of steel.
00:17:11 Use it!
00:17:13 [Tires screech]
00:17:16 [Engine revs]
00:17:18 [Tires screech]
00:17:21 [Engine revs]
00:17:22 Oh my God! Hang on!
00:17:24 Does anybody have any medical training?
00:17:27 Is there a first aid kit up there?
00:17:29 Hang on! No!
00:17:30 No, we don't really need it.
00:17:35 I do!
00:17:36 You gotta stop the blood.
00:17:38 Do you have a cloth or something? Or a gauze?
00:17:40 I'm going to grease my ribs.
00:17:43 It's just a flushing.
00:17:46 [Engine revs]
00:17:47 [Tires screech]
00:17:49 [Engine revs]
00:17:50 Does somebody have a freaking tampon?
00:17:53 I do!
00:17:54 Just wrap me up tight, okay?
00:18:03 [Engine revs]
00:18:05 We're trying to get in!
00:18:18 We're trying to get in!
00:18:19 [Engine revs]
00:18:20 They're shooting at the engine! Who's got a cell phone?
00:18:35 Call 911! Highway Patrol!
00:18:37 I've been trying, but there's no service.
00:18:40 Fucking Texas!
00:18:41 Hey, hey! What about the bus radio?
00:18:47 It doesn't work.
00:18:48 Ah, shit! We have to get off the road.
00:18:52 [Engine revs]
00:18:53 We stop, we die. Do you understand that? We stop, we die.
00:18:58 There's a turnoff coming up.
00:18:59 Maybe there's a town up there. I don't see anything.
00:19:02 Should we take it?
00:19:03 Should we take it?
00:19:06 Jesus Christ!
00:19:07 Watch out!
00:19:15 [Engine revs]
00:19:16 Ah, this road, it takes us nowhere good.
00:19:33 You want to turn around and go back, honey?
00:19:35 You want me to pick your sorry ass off this window and let our friends deal with you?
00:19:39 I'm gonna be as helpless as you think I am.
00:19:42 Put it away.
00:19:44 Hey! Hey, there's another one coming up!
00:20:10 [Engine revs]
00:20:11 I think you're getting the hang of this now.
00:20:19 [Engine revs]
00:20:20 [Gunshot]
00:20:26 [Screams]
00:20:27 [Gunshot]
00:20:30 [Gunshot]
00:20:31 Get in, there's a booth! Just go through it! Go through it!
00:20:38 [Screams]
00:20:39 [Gunshot]
00:20:40 [Gunshots]
00:20:42 [Gunshot]
00:20:50 [Gunshot]
00:21:02 [Gunshots]
00:21:03 Everybody off the bus!
00:21:16 He's gone.
00:21:20 Move it!
00:21:21 Hurry up!
00:21:23 Faster, damn it, faster!
00:21:26 Into the building! Move!
00:21:28 Move!
00:21:29 Move faster!
00:21:33 Somebody help me!
00:21:40 Go, go!
00:21:45 Oh, man, we are totally screwed!
00:21:55 [Engine revs]
00:21:56 [Gunshot]
00:21:59 Yeah, you better run!
00:22:04 It's locked!
00:22:19 Don't stop!
00:22:21 [Engine revs]
00:22:22 Get in!
00:22:32 [Engine revs]
00:22:39 Get this thing off!
00:22:42 I don't need the lock!
00:22:43 [Gunshots]
00:22:47 [Gunshots]
00:22:48 [Gunshots]
00:22:53 [Engine revs]
00:23:02 [Engine revs]
00:23:09 [Engine revs]
00:23:10 You! Jack out of it!
00:23:22 It's Duke!
00:23:23 Keep an eye out back.
00:23:25 Yeah, right, I'll do it!
00:23:26 [Gunshots]
00:23:36 [Gunshots]
00:23:37 Stop shooting!
00:24:01 Come on, help me over here!
00:24:02 Help me!
00:24:04 [Gunshots]
00:24:05 Here I am.
00:24:10 Now, motion.
00:24:14 Hey, coach.
00:24:22 What is your name?
00:24:23 Yarbrough.
00:24:24 Jerry Yarbrough.
00:24:26 How many rounds you have left in there, Jerry?
00:24:30 Here, let me see.
00:24:33 See, Yarbrough, maybe you should let her see it.
00:24:35 You know, she's training.
00:24:36 No, that's okay.
00:24:37 We'll do the math.
00:24:38 That weapon holds 13 rounds.
00:24:40 After Biker Boy reloaded, he fired once at this guy,
00:24:43 once in the air, and once at you, leaving 10 shells.
00:24:47 He didn't fire at me.
00:24:48 Yeah, he did.
00:24:49 No, he didn't.
00:24:50 Check your collar.
00:24:51 Now, you've capped off four shots so far, Jerry.
00:24:55 You've expended 40% of our ammo, and you haven't hit a thing.
00:24:58 Well, he bought us some time to get through that fence over there.
00:25:02 You should give me that weapon.
00:25:04 Yeah, find your own.
00:25:05 Wait!
00:25:09 Wait, they're leaving!
00:25:10 Maybe your shots did scare them off.
00:25:16 Cut through the asshole!
00:25:31 Uh-uh.
00:25:32 Nomads don't run.
00:25:35 What do you say now, soldier?
00:25:38 He's not running, you jackass.
00:25:40 What is he doing?
00:25:42 He's going for reinforcements.
00:25:45 [♪♪♪]
00:25:48 [♪♪♪]
00:26:04 [♪♪♪]
00:26:07 [♪♪♪]
00:26:27 [♪♪♪]
00:26:30 [♪♪♪]
00:26:45 [♪♪♪]
00:26:48 Alhamdulillah.
00:27:03 What?
00:27:05 No, it's... it's nothing.
00:27:09 Fine.
00:27:12 [♪♪♪]
00:27:15 Fuck!
00:27:19 Fuck!
00:27:27 You okay?
00:27:33 Yeah, I'm okay.
00:27:36 I'm, uh, you know, except for, uh...
00:27:39 being tried, I...
00:27:41 Tell me about your son.
00:27:45 His name is Stevie, right?
00:27:49 How old is he?
00:27:51 Four.
00:27:53 He's four.
00:27:54 He likes army stuff?
00:27:58 Like that toy set you got him?
00:28:00 Yeah, he likes, uh...
00:28:03 You know, I, uh...
00:28:08 I don't know. I never met him.
00:28:11 You can ask anyone who's ever given me a job.
00:28:17 I'm... I'm pretty useless as a human being.
00:28:22 When Carol got pregnant, I just kind of...
00:28:28 You ran?
00:28:30 Yeah, I ran.
00:28:32 So you're going back now?
00:28:35 Is Carol like Christmas surprises?
00:28:38 Yeah. Her and her, uh...
00:28:41 new husband.
00:28:44 Homecoming, and, uh...
00:28:46 I got them a gift, too.
00:28:49 What is it?
00:28:52 I busted it home.
00:28:55 What's your name?
00:28:59 Sam Cotter.
00:29:04 Meredith Cole.
00:29:05 [♪♪♪]
00:29:08 [♪♪♪]
00:29:11 [♪♪♪]
00:29:13 [♪♪♪]
00:29:21 [♪♪♪]
00:29:49 My phone isn't working. I can't even get a text out.
00:29:52 They're just sitting out there. What are they doing?
00:29:56 Hey.
00:29:59 Honey.
00:30:01 I got this stuff. It takes it off.
00:30:03 Honey.
00:30:05 There you go.
00:30:07 [MUTTERING]
00:30:12 [MUTTERING]
00:30:18 I'm Marty.
00:30:19 You're my Anabel.
00:30:20 You know?
00:30:21 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:30:23 [GASPS]
00:30:31 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:30:32 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:30:35 [♪♪♪]
00:30:39 You should see these guys running out here.
00:30:46 They're like a bunch of roaches.
00:30:48 Keep your head down, rabbit.
00:30:50 They're not shooting out the lights. That's good.
00:31:01 They're saving the ammunition for us.
00:31:03 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:31:11 [♪♪♪]
00:31:13 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:31:17 May I use that flashlight?
00:31:27 Thanks. Watch the back.
00:31:30 You're never so humble.
00:31:41 Dear God, please don't let me die here.
00:31:43 [♪♪♪]
00:31:50 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:31:54 I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish. Do you speak Spanish?
00:32:05 No. I don't speak Spanish.
00:32:06 I'm sorry. I should have learned it in high school, but I...
00:32:09 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:32:10 It's a paint.
00:32:20 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:32:26 How about this?
00:32:28 I don't know what you're doing, but keep on doing it.
00:32:36 [♪♪♪]
00:32:37 You could help, you know.
00:32:46 Oh, you want my help, baby? Okay.
00:32:49 When building a barricade,
00:32:51 probably not smart to use things that explode.
00:32:54 Does that help you?
00:32:58 [♪♪♪]
00:33:03 [♪♪♪]
00:33:04 She'll cool down.
00:33:08 If she cools down anymore, she's gonna give me frostbite, man.
00:33:12 Here.
00:33:21 Thank you.
00:33:22 Thanks.
00:33:24 [♪♪♪]
00:33:30 [♪♪♪]
00:33:31 [GUNSHOT]
00:33:43 [GUNSHOTS]
00:33:52 [SCREAMS]
00:33:55 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:33:56 I got him!
00:34:01 I think I got him!
00:34:03 You missed.
00:34:06 Dude ducked behind that oil tank back there.
00:34:09 Is everybody okay?
00:34:11 Sound off.
00:34:13 Sam?
00:34:15 Yeah, we're okay.
00:34:16 Coach?
00:34:23 Yeah, you're okay.
00:34:24 Rabbit?
00:34:26 Bite me.
00:34:27 Sheena?
00:34:30 Her name is Desiree.
00:34:31 Shut up, rabbit.
00:34:33 Yeah, I'm good.
00:34:35 How many are back there?
00:34:37 Look what I found back here.
00:34:44 See right there?
00:34:50 What's going on?
00:34:52 Creepy in here.
00:34:53 It's kind of beautiful.
00:34:55 Be careful.
00:34:59 Yeah.
00:35:00 [♪♪♪]
00:35:03 Beth.
00:35:15 What do they do?
00:35:17 You see those old refrigerators?
00:35:21 There's gonna be another one right there.
00:35:23 How do you know?
00:35:24 Because that's where I'd be.
00:35:26 We got good cover,
00:35:28 open fire on our barricade and then half the yard.
00:35:31 Have you ever gone to or something?
00:35:33 I'm a 12th tier Dark Elf Ranger.
00:35:37 What?
00:35:39 I'm tournament rated archery.
00:35:40 Have you ever heard of the Neff Alliance?
00:35:44 Video game conventions.
00:35:48 Are those freaks that run around the woods dressed as wizards?
00:35:52 Well, they're not all exactly that different
00:35:55 than the freaks that dress up as Civil War soldiers
00:35:57 and try to slaughter each other,
00:35:58 but yeah, that's the idea.
00:35:59 Well, I was actually on my way to California
00:36:03 for a Dark Elf archery competition.
00:36:05 So the archery thing, the...
00:36:09 Yeah, tracking thing known as a bro,
00:36:12 it's back on the bus with the rest of the luggage.
00:36:16 And you're a tournament rated Dark Elf?
00:36:19 Yeah, but that means I'm a competitive archer.
00:36:24 I shoot at targets, not at people.
00:36:26 These guys, they're not people.
00:36:29 Come on, let's go find the rest of them.
00:36:31 Come on.
00:36:37 [Dark Elf Ranger theme]
00:36:53 [Dark Elf Ranger theme]
00:37:19 Hey, you okay, pal?
00:37:20 [gun cocks]
00:37:21 Sorry, man.
00:37:32 I'll leave you to it.
00:37:33 Have a merry Christmas.
00:37:35 Say hello to Mrs. Freak and all you little freakettes.
00:37:41 [suspenseful music]
00:38:11 [suspenseful music]
00:38:20 Thanks to Archie, drink the eggnog.
00:38:23 How many were there?
00:38:34 We counted seven.
00:38:35 Where were they at?
00:38:36 Um...
00:38:39 Okay.
00:38:40 Let's say this is us.
00:38:42 We'll just call them Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer.
00:38:45 They're over here by this barn.
00:38:47 Vixen's by that pile of fridges out there.
00:38:49 Comet, Donner, and then here covering the road
00:38:53 between the gate and the office is Blitzen.
00:38:55 You skipped one.
00:38:56 Cupid. Cupid went for help.
00:38:58 I'm surprised they haven't tried to burn us out.
00:39:00 They're afraid to.
00:39:01 Fire's gonna be seen a long way off.
00:39:03 No.
00:39:04 They're waiting for the rest of the pack to arrive.
00:39:06 They're gonna want to share us.
00:39:08 You know these assholes?
00:39:10 Look, I dated a biker for a while.
00:39:13 He said crews like this, nomads.
00:39:15 They're like locusts.
00:39:17 Most of them, they're just permanently wired on crystal meth.
00:39:19 They nest in the area for a while.
00:39:21 They strip it for whatever they need.
00:39:23 Food, fuel, money, women.
00:39:26 Then they move on.
00:39:28 Look, my boyfriend, he did a nickel in Conley.
00:39:31 He didn't break a sweat.
00:39:32 He was scared of nothing.
00:39:34 But these nomads, they would scare the shit out of 'em.
00:39:37 So we play defense until help comes.
00:39:39 We run out their clock.
00:39:41 Yeah, I mean, someone's gotta come looking for us sooner or later, right?
00:39:44 No.
00:39:45 Our next stop was supposed to be Piccadillo, Texas.
00:39:47 Well, we don't check in there.
00:39:48 They'll come looking for us.
00:39:49 We can hold out that long.
00:39:50 Would you just listen to me for a second?
00:39:52 We won't hold two minutes if they try and rush this place.
00:39:54 You prefer the bus?
00:39:55 'Cause that worked out so well for the college chick and Mr. Shampoo Man.
00:39:58 Hey, you're the reason we're on this road, coach.
00:40:00 We can hold.
00:40:01 Would you just shut the fuck up?
00:40:03 Pardon my language.
00:40:06 But Piccadillo wasn't an official stop.
00:40:09 If we don't show up there, they'll just think we stopped somewhere else for gas and food.
00:40:13 Our next official stop is El Paso.
00:40:16 300 miles further.
00:40:18 Which means they won't even know we're missing for, like, six hours.
00:40:22 Yeah, by then, our Mr. Cupid will be back with every freak biker in the state.
00:40:26 Oh, you're the expert.
00:40:29 I mean, what do we do?
00:40:30 She's a kid.
00:40:32 How do we know she didn't spend her tour scrubbing toilets and washing her hands?
00:40:35 She spent her tour scrubbing toilets in Ohio.
00:40:37 What do we do?
00:40:41 I already told you.
00:40:43 Don't stop.
00:40:46 [engine revving]
00:41:15 What are you making, old man? A leaf blower?
00:41:18 Shh, shh, shh.
00:41:20 [speaking Spanish]
00:41:22 Crazy old son of a bitch.
00:41:24 Just what was it you saw in him?
00:41:37 It made me laugh.
00:41:40 Intentionally?
00:41:44 [laughing]
00:41:46 What are you doing?
00:42:01 Oh, nothing.
00:42:03 I just sometimes draw.
00:42:06 I, um, I do caricature sketches, make a little extra cash on the side.
00:42:11 I draw graphic novels.
00:42:13 Can I see?
00:42:14 Um, it's nothing really. It's just...
00:42:17 I'd love to see it, though.
00:42:19 No, it's really nothing that important. It's just sort of mindless doodling.
00:42:25 Matt.
00:42:26 [music]
00:42:28 So where are we? Here?
00:42:47 The Sphincter of Texas. The nearest town is 40, 50 miles away.
00:42:51 Yeah, no, no, no, but look, there's a highway southeast of here, and it's only like 19, 20 miles away, so...
00:42:58 You want someone to run 20 miles across open country to a line on a cartoon map?
00:43:04 Hell, that road probably doesn't even see traffic more than once a month.
00:43:07 And who's gonna make that run?
00:43:09 I will.
00:43:11 I run.
00:43:14 Dashing between soccer games and PTA meetings doesn't count, lady.
00:43:17 I run charity marathons for breast cancer, for leukemia. I can run.
00:43:20 On the street, during the day, with people handing you water.
00:43:23 We're talking about terrain unsuitable for frilly skirts and high heels.
00:43:27 Do you think I'm an idiot, Mr. Yarborough? Do you think I don't know that?
00:43:30 I think we can hold this place.
00:43:31 No, we can't hold. We can't just sit here. Somebody's gotta get out of here and get help, and I am gonna go.
00:43:36 I'm telling you--
00:43:37 Hey!
00:43:38 Get off me.
00:43:40 This anger management class is not working for you, coach.
00:43:45 We can hold this place.
00:43:49 Can't hold.
00:43:50 How am I gonna get past all those idiots out there?
00:43:54 No.
00:43:59 No, Sam, that's a really bad idea.
00:44:02 I can't shoot an arrow into a person.
00:44:05 I'm vegan. It--
00:44:18 A bow and arrow, Sam?
00:44:20 It'd work for Robin Hood.
00:44:22 Robin Hood didn't have a pack of psychotic freaks shooting bullet holes in his tights.
00:44:26 You really think Annabelle can do this?
00:44:28 It's worth a shot.
00:44:30 Is that chick still out there?
00:44:32 No. She's gone.
00:44:35 [♪♪♪]
00:44:37 [♪♪♪]
00:45:06 No point for neatness, Sam. Move your ass.
00:45:08 Sam, come on. Look up. Look up.
00:45:22 Sam, up. Shit!
00:45:24 [♪♪♪]
00:45:27 [♪♪♪]
00:45:30 [♪♪♪]
00:45:32 [♪♪♪]
00:45:35 [♪♪♪]
00:45:37 [♪♪♪]
00:45:42 [♪♪♪]
00:45:56 [♪♪♪]
00:45:58 [♪♪♪]
00:46:07 [♪♪♪]
00:46:09 [♪♪♪]
00:46:28 [♪♪♪]
00:46:30 Sam, no more smart ideas.
00:46:43 [♪♪♪]
00:46:45 You think they saw me?
00:47:01 Saw you.
00:47:03 Did you just show these bastards how to get inside?
00:47:07 You compromised their security for what?
00:47:10 For this?
00:47:12 The walkies-hawkies. I thought they might come in handy, dickhead.
00:47:15 Hey, you two, just stop it.
00:47:18 What made you decide to rescue my laundry?
00:47:22 I don't know. I thought you might have something useful.
00:47:24 Just some gym clothes and some dirty underwear.
00:47:28 Here.
00:47:32 Go in and get out.
00:47:33 Thank you.
00:47:35 [speaking Spanish]
00:47:38 [speaking Spanish]
00:47:40 Illiterate, illegal, and a frigging lunatic.
00:47:53 [♪♪♪]
00:48:02 [♪♪♪]
00:48:30 [♪♪♪]
00:48:33 [♪♪♪]
00:48:35 [♪♪♪]
00:48:38 [♪♪♪]
00:48:41 [♪♪♪]
00:48:43 [♪♪♪]
00:48:46 [♪♪♪]
00:49:14 [laughing]
00:49:15 Si, senor.
00:49:16 You guys know I can't do this, right?
00:49:26 I can't kill anyone.
00:49:28 Yeah, you can, honey. You ain't that special.
00:49:31 [♪♪♪]
00:49:38 [♪♪♪]
00:49:40 Babe.
00:49:47 [♪♪♪]
00:49:50 [♪♪♪]
00:49:53 [♪♪♪]
00:49:56 [♪♪♪]
00:49:59 [♪♪♪]
00:50:02 [♪♪♪]
00:50:06 [♪♪♪]
00:50:08 Do they fit?
00:50:14 Yeah. They're perfect, thank you.
00:50:17 What the hell were you doing on a bus in the middle of nowhere on Christmas Eve?
00:50:22 I was at my sister's funeral.
00:50:26 I'm a single mom, you know, so I, uh...
00:50:29 I didn't want my kids to travel, you know, this close to Christmas.
00:50:35 Good thing they weren't on that bus.
00:50:37 Your sister, uh, she had cancer?
00:50:41 Yeah, my sister, Mama.
00:50:44 Me? Breast cancer.
00:50:47 These are my girls.
00:50:51 That's Gracie and Em.
00:50:54 They're beautiful.
00:50:56 Yeah.
00:50:57 So I run.
00:50:59 All they got.
00:51:01 Here.
00:51:05 Just in case, you know.
00:51:07 Yeah.
00:51:09 I understand.
00:51:11 Hey.
00:51:14 Whatever happens, you don't stop.
00:51:17 That's something I learned from the convoy drivers in Iraq.
00:51:20 Okay.
00:51:22 I'm sorry about whatever happened to you over there.
00:51:25 Hey.
00:51:28 I, um...
00:51:30 I brought you a flashlight.
00:51:33 Oh, thank you. I'm gonna need that.
00:51:35 Yeah. I also brought you this.
00:51:38 In case I run into any rubber bad guys?
00:51:42 No, it has a compass on the hilt.
00:51:45 Oh.
00:51:47 Do you know how to read a compass, Maudie?
00:51:49 Yeah, I'm a Girl Scout leader.
00:51:51 Oh.
00:51:53 This is for you.
00:51:54 From your friend.
00:51:56 From your friend.
00:51:57 Ghost aliens, right?
00:52:08 You a praying man, Mr. Yarborough?
00:52:11 Only on Friday nights.
00:52:13 Kick off in halftime.
00:52:15 It's Friday night.
00:52:17 Merry Christmas.
00:52:20 Merry Christmas.
00:52:22 Merry Christmas.
00:52:23 You see Commodore out there?
00:52:48 He's backed by that old tractor.
00:52:51 Any chance I might just sneak past him?
00:52:53 Yeah, but if they catch you, they're gonna, you know...
00:52:56 I told Sam. I told you all. I can't do this.
00:53:18 I'm not gonna do this, Maudie. I can't do this. I can't shoot someone.
00:53:22 Look.
00:53:29 This isn't fair.
00:53:31 This isn't right.
00:53:33 But, Annabelle, honey, I'm a mother.
00:53:37 I have children. I can't die.
00:53:39 Don't let me die.
00:53:43 [♪♪♪]
00:53:46 [♪♪♪]
00:53:48 [♪♪♪]
00:53:50 [♪♪♪]
00:53:52 [♪♪♪]
00:53:54 [♪♪♪]
00:53:57 [♪♪♪]
00:54:25 [♪♪♪]
00:54:27 Okay, he hasn't seen her yet.
00:54:30 Hit him.
00:54:32 Hit him.
00:54:34 [♪♪♪]
00:54:41 Go! Shoot!
00:54:48 I can't!
00:54:54 What's happening?
00:54:55 The old princess just let her friend die.
00:54:58 Tell her to fire. Tell her she has to fire.
00:55:01 Sam! Sam! Two of them are coming up over the cars.
00:55:13 God damn it. They'll get inside.
00:55:16 [♪♪♪]
00:55:19 [♪♪♪]
00:55:22 [♪♪♪]
00:55:24 Sam, look out!
00:55:51 [♪♪♪]
00:55:53 [♪♪♪]
00:56:19 [SCREAMS]
00:56:20 [♪♪♪]
00:56:31 She's gonna make it.
00:56:49 Marty's gonna make it.
00:56:50 Go, baby, go.
00:56:52 [♪♪♪]
00:56:55 [♪♪♪]
00:57:09 [♪♪♪]
00:57:11 Thank you.
00:57:24 [♪♪♪]
00:57:27 [♪♪♪]
00:57:29 Hey, it's okay.
00:57:46 What is, honey? You did what you had to do.
00:57:49 It's okay.
00:57:51 It's okay. It's okay.
00:57:57 It's okay.
00:57:58 [♪♪♪]
00:58:25 [GROANS]
00:58:26 She, uh, killed two, for sure.
00:58:31 I don't know about the one I hit.
00:58:35 So it leaves four, maybe five.
00:58:40 Yeah.
00:58:42 That, uh,
00:58:46 bike around the road, was that the first you ever...
00:58:54 No.
00:58:55 Gets easier, eh?
00:59:00 Yeah.
00:59:04 Good.
00:59:10 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
00:59:14 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
00:59:16 They're up to something.
00:59:26 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
00:59:29 We're going after Marty.
00:59:33 Well, what should we do?
00:59:35 Nothing. She's running.
00:59:38 She'll either get caught, or she won't.
00:59:42 Damn. That was cold.
00:59:44 [GUNSHOT]
00:59:52 [SCREAMS]
00:59:53 Oh, my God.
01:00:01 You're all right, baby.
01:00:02 Shit.
01:00:04 It's great. It's great.
01:00:07 [♪♪♪]
01:00:12 [♪♪♪]
01:00:14 [♪♪♪]
01:00:23 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:00:40 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:00:42 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:00:47 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:06 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:08 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:11 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:20 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:26 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:32 [MOTORCYCLE REVS]
01:01:34 Let's put her inside the RV.
01:01:40 She said you made her laugh.
01:01:45 Every one I was trying to.
01:01:48 How long were you two together?
01:01:51 Three days.
01:01:53 Somehow, it seems worse than if we had just been strangers, I guess.
01:02:01 We were on our way down to Vegas, and...
01:02:03 She was gonna deal cards, and I was gonna...
01:02:07 Get a job in one of those singing wedding chapels.
01:02:10 I guess somehow I always figured I was gonna screw it up somehow.
01:02:16 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:22 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:28 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:30 Thanks.
01:02:32 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:34 He at it again?
01:02:40 Yeah, but... Son of a bitch.
01:02:43 What, do you understand now?
01:02:45 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:47 Yeah, I mean... No, I think I do.
01:02:50 It's a spud gun, right? Spud gun?
01:02:53 Anybody know how to say "potato" in Spanish?
01:02:56 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:02:58 What the hell's a spud gun?
01:03:00 I remember a kid on my block used to make these things.
01:03:02 Basically, you just take a chunk of potato, stick it in the barrel, and...
01:03:05 Put anything flammable at the end.
01:03:07 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:03:09 So, flammable, like gasoline?
01:03:13 No, we used...
01:03:15 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:03:19 Okay. Hairspray. We used hairspray.
01:03:22 First arrows, not potato cannons.
01:03:25 What's next, a BB gun?
01:03:26 No, no, no. These things will shoot anything you put in them.
01:03:29 You put nails down there, rocks, whatever.
01:03:31 Yeah, but where are we gonna get hairspray from?
01:03:34 Screw hairspray. We've got ether. Starter fluid.
01:03:38 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:03:40 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:03:42 Boom!
01:03:45 [♪♪♪]
01:03:48 [♪♪♪]
01:03:51 [♪♪♪]
01:04:19 [GUNSHOT]
01:04:20 Kid, I was too far down and to the right.
01:04:28 You need to elevate the barrel if you want to take out those bikes.
01:04:31 [♪♪♪]
01:04:34 [GUNSHOT]
01:04:45 [GUNSHOTS]
01:04:48 [♪♪♪]
01:04:50 [HORN HONKING]
01:04:55 [♪♪♪]
01:04:58 [GUNSHOTS]
01:05:03 Son of a bitch.
01:05:12 [GUNSHOTS]
01:05:14 [HORN HONKING]
01:05:16 [♪♪♪]
01:05:18 [GRUNTS]
01:05:23 [GUNSHOTS]
01:05:29 [GUNSHOT]
01:05:33 [GUNSHOT]
01:05:43 [SCREAMS]
01:05:45 [♪♪♪]
01:05:47 [GRUNTS]
01:05:51 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
01:05:54 [GUNSHOT]
01:05:56 [♪♪♪]
01:05:59 [GUNSHOT]
01:06:05 [♪♪♪]
01:06:08 [♪♪♪]
01:06:10 Come on.
01:06:18 Go after her.
01:06:24 What about you?
01:06:25 I know where this motherfucker's going.
01:06:26 [♪♪♪]
01:06:33 [♪♪♪]
01:06:35 [GASPS]
01:06:48 [HORN HONKING]
01:06:50 [♪♪♪]
01:06:57 [GASPS]
01:06:58 [♪♪♪]
01:07:02 Let's light her up.
01:07:06 [GUNSHOTS]
01:07:08 [♪♪♪]
01:07:11 [GUNSHOT]
01:07:12 [♪♪♪]
01:07:15 [GASPS]
01:07:26 [♪♪♪]
01:07:28 [♪♪♪]
01:07:33 [GUNSHOT]
01:07:39 [♪♪♪]
01:07:43 [GUNSHOT]
01:07:45 [GASPS]
01:07:47 [♪♪♪]
01:07:52 [GASPS]
01:07:53 [SCREAMS]
01:07:58 [SCREAMS]
01:08:01 [SCREAMS]
01:08:06 [♪♪♪]
01:08:11 [GASPS]
01:08:13 [♪♪♪]
01:08:16 [GRUNTS]
01:08:20 [♪♪♪]
01:08:22 [GUNSHOT]
01:08:27 -Cole! -Don't shoot!
01:08:34 Cole, we're okay.
01:08:39 We drove him back.
01:08:41 We held, soldier.
01:08:43 We held.
01:08:45 [GRUNTS]
01:08:48 [♪♪♪]
01:08:50 [♪♪♪]
01:08:56 I can't do that.
01:09:00 [♪♪♪]
01:09:03 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:09:08 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:09:14 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:09:16 [GUNSHOTS]
01:09:18 [GRUNTS]
01:09:19 [GASPS]
01:09:21 [GUNSHOT]
01:09:25 [GRUNTS]
01:09:31 [GROANS]
01:09:34 [GRUNTS]
01:09:37 [GASPS]
01:09:45 [GRUNTS]
01:09:46 I can't die!
01:09:50 I have children!
01:09:52 [GROANS]
01:09:55 [GROANS]
01:09:58 I have children!
01:10:05 I have children!
01:10:08 I have children.
01:10:13 [♪♪♪]
01:10:15 Children.
01:10:19 [SOBS]
01:10:23 I'm sorry.
01:10:37 I'm sorry.
01:10:40 [SOBS]
01:10:41 [♪♪♪]
01:10:52 [♪♪♪]
01:11:04 [♪♪♪]
01:11:06 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:11:16 [♪♪♪]
01:11:20 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:11:21 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:11:32 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:11:34 [SCREAMS]
01:11:40 [SCREAMS]
01:11:48 [GUNSHOT]
01:11:49 [GROANS]
01:11:50 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:11:52 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:11:59 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:12:04 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:12:08 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:12:09 Whoa, whoa.
01:12:21 Whoa.
01:12:23 [♪♪♪]
01:12:26 [♪♪♪]
01:12:27 [GRUNTS]
01:12:54 [GUNSHOT]
01:12:55 Hey, asshole!
01:13:13 [GRUNTS]
01:13:14 [GRUNTS]
01:13:16 [GRUNTS]
01:13:22 [GUNSHOT]
01:13:23 [GRUNTS]
01:13:24 I need this car.
01:13:28 Keys are in it.
01:13:30 How many others made it off the bus?
01:13:35 Seven when I left. Seven.
01:13:37 Meredith Cole?
01:13:40 She's hurt, but she's tough.
01:13:42 You know her?
01:13:44 I've been trying to catch up with her.
01:13:46 At the end of this road, turn south.
01:13:49 There's, uh, there's like a little town 10, 20 miles back.
01:13:52 We can call this in.
01:13:53 They'll be dead before we get help.
01:13:55 Sun's coming up.
01:13:56 Yes, ma'am.
01:13:58 Possibly, ma'am.
01:14:00 Let's go.
01:14:11 We got a lot of ground to cover.
01:14:13 [♪♪♪]
01:14:15 How many are there?
01:14:24 Six, eight. I don't know, maybe more.
01:14:28 Cole, what do you think?
01:14:30 Run.
01:14:32 You're busted up, soldier. You wouldn't make it 100 feet.
01:14:34 Not me. The rest of you.
01:14:36 Just leave me the shotgun and a couple of Molotovs.
01:14:39 No, we're not--
01:14:41 Get out of here.
01:14:42 Why? So they can hunt us down and kill us one by one?
01:14:44 Coach, we can hold.
01:14:47 Duke.
01:14:49 Senora.
01:14:51 Annabelle.
01:14:54 I'm good for another two or three, but then after that,
01:14:56 you boys are gonna have to start pulling your weight with the rest.
01:14:58 Let's do this.
01:15:00 Let's get ready.
01:15:02 Alhamdulillah.
01:15:05 What does that mean?
01:15:07 Something the Iraqis used to say.
01:15:10 When they drove a dangerous stretch of road,
01:15:11 praise be to Allah for getting my ass back in one piece.
01:15:14 I'll be seeing you, Sam.
01:15:18 You got a name?
01:15:30 You know el nombre?
01:15:32 Si. Ramon Amancio Eladio Vargas.
01:15:36 I took these off our dead scumbags.
01:15:38 Señorita, señorita, ven.
01:15:46 You made arrows?
01:15:48 Flechas.
01:15:51 You made arrows?
01:15:52 Flechas.
01:15:55 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:15:57 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:00 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:02 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:10 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:28 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:30 Asshole.
01:16:45 Let him have it.
01:16:53 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:55 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:16:58 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:17:08 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:16 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:18 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:34 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:36 Son of a bitch must die!
01:17:52 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:54 [GUNFIRE]
01:17:57 Duke!
01:18:04 I got it, boss.
01:18:05 Fucking Texas!
01:18:18 [GUNFIRE]
01:18:21 Coach!
01:18:26 [GUNFIRE]
01:18:30 [GUNFIRE]
01:18:32 Ah! Help!
01:18:46 [GUNFIRE]
01:18:48 [GUNFIRE]
01:19:03 What kind of bull--
01:19:05 Hey, motherfucker!
01:19:15 You shouldn't ever come back.
01:19:17 [GUNFIRE]
01:19:19 [GUNFIRE]
01:19:24 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:19:37 Hope you have some ammo left.
01:19:44 I'm running, coach.
01:19:45 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:19:48 Hold on!
01:19:54 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:19:57 [SCREAMING]
01:20:03 [GUNFIRE]
01:20:09 [GUNFIRE]
01:20:11 [GUNFIRE]
01:20:17 Oh, my God.
01:20:29 Duke.
01:20:32 It's too late.
01:20:38 I gotta get you home.
01:20:40 [COUGHING]
01:20:50 Hey.
01:20:56 Hey.
01:20:58 Sam.
01:20:59 You okay?
01:21:01 All that gray's my head.
01:21:03 [SOBBING]
01:21:05 Let's get out of here.
01:21:14 Now, that made me sob.
01:21:20 [♪♪♪]
01:21:22 Hey, Sarge.
01:21:47 [♪♪♪]
01:21:49 And, uh, Mr. Vargas, he's in surgery.
01:21:59 They're optimistic, so...
01:22:01 Vargas. Vargas is a good name.
01:22:04 Yeah.
01:22:05 Look, I'm sorry.
01:22:07 The sergeant, he didn't tell me he was hunting you.
01:22:10 It's okay.
01:22:11 I understand you had a really big knife at the time.
01:22:15 Yeah.
01:22:16 [CHUCKLES]
01:22:17 These hospitals, they kind of give me the creeps, so...
01:22:21 [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
01:22:24 You'll have to wait here.
01:22:26 Your girls are here.
01:22:27 [SIGHS]
01:22:30 Don't stop.
01:22:34 Don't ever stop.
01:22:36 You too.
01:22:38 Thanks.
01:22:40 Hey.
01:22:44 [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
01:22:46 Give me a couple of minutes, Sergeant.
01:23:09 [DOOR SLAMS]
01:23:14 [FOOTSTEPS]
01:23:15 Eggnog sucks.
01:23:17 I spoke to the doctors.
01:23:24 They want to keep you.
01:23:27 But I'm satisfied you're tough enough for travel.
01:23:31 Thanks, Sarge.
01:23:32 You know how much I hate hospital food.
01:23:34 You'll be cuffed and taken to Fort Bliss,
01:23:37 where you'll be formally charged with desertion.
01:23:41 The corporal, the woman that these civilians talk about...
01:23:44 isn't the one that I know.
01:23:47 So you had to tell them about her?
01:23:50 Why you ran isn't my concern.
01:23:53 Personally...
01:23:54 I think the captain deserved it.
01:23:58 But...
01:24:01 I don't make those calls.
01:24:03 Get dressed, Corporal.
01:24:09 You've got about 20 minutes before the car from Bliss gets here.
01:24:14 Archie?
01:24:16 Merry Christmas, sunshine.
01:24:20 [DOOR SLAMS]
01:24:22 [♪♪♪]
01:24:26 [ENGINE REVS]
01:24:30 [ENGINE REVS]
01:24:32 [ENGINE REVS]
01:24:38 [ENGINE REVS]
01:24:39 Road trip?
01:24:42 Buckle up, Marty's orders.
01:24:45 [TIRES SCREECH]
01:24:47 Don't stop.
01:24:48 I'm doing that.
01:24:49 [GIGGLES]
01:24:50 [♪♪♪]
01:24:53 [♪♪♪]
01:24:55 (upbeat music)