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00:02:32 Yes, we're scheduled to close escrow on Friday, Mr. Baker.
00:02:40 Great.
00:02:41 So I'll see you on Thursday for the walkthrough.
00:02:43 OK.
00:02:44 Talk to you soon.
00:02:45 Bye.
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00:02:53 Hey, Joe, what's up?
00:02:55 Hola, senor.
00:02:56 [LAUGHS]
00:02:57 Well, you got my text message, huh?
00:02:59 Yeah, I don't know how she sleeps at night.
00:03:01 Tell me a little bit more about this annual.
00:03:05 Wow, it was incredible, Joe.
00:03:07 One of the more fascinating evenings of my young life.
00:03:11 Did you just say fascinating?
00:03:13 [LAUGHS]
00:03:14 Yo, man, I gotta hear about this, man.
00:03:16 Tell me what happened.
00:03:19 Well, first, uh, we went out for dinner.
00:03:22 And then she invited me to her place.
00:03:23 And I gotta tell you, she did some things
00:03:25 that I did not think a woman could do.
00:03:28 Potential side chick?
00:03:30 Oh, yes, sir.
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00:03:35 Joe, you really need to do something about that porn, bro.
00:03:39 Nah, nah, nah.
00:03:42 I beg to differ, bro.
00:03:44 Porno is one of the main reasons that I'm happily married
00:03:48 tonight.
00:03:49 Really?
00:03:50 I mean, you know me, man.
00:03:51 I love my wife.
00:03:53 But you need balance.
00:03:54 [LAUGHS]
00:03:56 All right, I tell you.
00:03:59 You're the man.
00:04:00 Listen, man, you are never going to be able to settle down
00:04:04 if you don't start beating off.
00:04:07 [LAUGHS]
00:04:09 Look, Joe, I gotta go.
00:04:10 Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
00:04:11 You hear me out, man.
00:04:13 I mean, you have to be in tune with your inner self, man.
00:04:17 I mean, beating off is like an art.
00:04:20 You know what I mean, like Picasso, Rembrandt.
00:04:23 You know that dude who used to paint paintings on "Good Times"?
00:04:26 Like, oh, man, man.
00:04:28 It ain't just about pulling your skin back, man.
00:04:30 You gotta find a song, a rhythm.
00:04:32 You gotta get in there.
00:04:34 You gotta stay in there.
00:04:35 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:36 You just gotta ride it.
00:04:37 You gotta ride it.
00:04:38 Ride it.
00:04:39 You know what I mean?
00:04:40 [LAUGHS]
00:04:41 I have if you want to.
00:04:42 I gotta go, all right?
00:04:43 Kill me.
00:04:44 I will see you tonight.
00:04:45 All right, man.
00:04:45 Hey, Jack--
00:04:46 [GRUNTS]
00:04:49 Oh, boy.
00:04:50 Oh, boy.
00:04:51 You see my man over there looking like the Unabomber?
00:04:54 [LAUGHTER]
00:04:56 He can, like, kill somebody at any minute.
00:04:58 Nice shirt.
00:05:00 Where they do that at?
00:05:01 [LAUGHTER]
00:05:02 Y'all look good.
00:05:03 Y'all look good.
00:05:05 Oh, boy.
00:05:06 Yo, where are my Mexican brothers and sisters at?
00:05:10 Hola.
00:05:11 Hola, mami.
00:05:14 Ay, ay, ay.
00:05:17 Yo, I got a question.
00:05:18 What's up with all the loud talking?
00:05:23 Like, what is that?
00:05:24 Yo, my neighbor Jose, this dude is like my personal alarm
00:05:28 clock, like, every morning.
00:05:29 I was just telling Joel about that earlier.
00:05:31 Oh, yeah?
00:05:32 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
00:05:34 Ridiculous.
00:05:35 [LAUGHTER]
00:05:36 Salud to you too, mami.
00:05:38 Esta bonita.
00:05:40 Woo!
00:05:41 Uh, uh, uh.
00:05:42 You need a grate, papi.
00:05:43 I'll do it.
00:05:44 Man, yo, but I'm gonna move the show on.
00:05:47 Coming up next is a very good friend of mine, very funny.
00:05:51 He's from Oakland, California, my man Pee-wee!
00:05:54 [MUSIC - PEE-WEE, "JOEL IN THE HOUSE"]
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00:05:58 What up, y'all?
00:06:02 What's up?
00:06:03 My man, man, Joel.
00:06:05 Joel in the house.
00:06:08 So I'm Pee-wee.
00:06:09 Show me some love, Pee-wee in the house.
00:06:11 You know how it is.
00:06:12 Ladies, ladies, Pee-wee's in the house.
00:06:16 So I'm telling my old lady, you know what I'm saying?
00:06:18 Who's married in the house?
00:06:19 Anybody married or got their old lady?
00:06:21 Yeah, so you know what it is.
00:06:23 I'm telling my old lady.
00:06:24 See, I'm a morning sex person.
00:06:26 I like to do mine in the morning.
00:06:27 Anybody morning people in the house?
00:06:29 The morning people make some noise.
00:06:30 That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:32 I like doing nothing.
00:06:33 So one morning, I'm waking up.
00:06:34 Uh-oh.
00:06:35 Joel's night vision's on point, bro.
00:06:37 What's up?
00:06:38 And she's looking at me like, get off me.
00:06:40 And I'm like, what do you mean, get off you?
00:06:42 This is my time.
00:06:42 Oh, man, that's Steph.
00:06:44 That's who.
00:06:45 Steph, old Steph with the titties.
00:06:48 Yeah, she look pretty hot to me.
00:06:49 Yeah, she pretty broke.
00:06:52 Oh, I see how it go.
00:06:54 I said, well, let me ask you--
00:06:55 I need to see what her friend is talking about.
00:06:57 So you got to take one for the team.
00:06:59 I don't want to go in there.
00:07:00 You're all messy and everything.
00:07:01 I said, well, let me ask you this.
00:07:03 Do you have a dance appointment this morning?
00:07:06 Ah, I know what I'm talking about.
00:07:10 Show Pee-wee some love.
00:07:12 That's what I'm talking about.
00:07:14 Come on, y'all.
00:07:15 That's my time.
00:07:16 Pee-wee from the old town.
00:07:17 Show me some love on my side of here.
00:07:19 Thank you.
00:07:20 Thank you.
00:07:21 Good night.
00:07:24 So give it up again for my man, Pee-wee.
00:07:27 Hey, y'all, this next comic coming to the stage,
00:07:30 very funny, and it's performed everywhere.
00:07:34 You will recognize him.
00:07:35 Give it up for my man, JJ Thompson.
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00:07:41 Oh, my gosh.
00:07:43 Hey, how y'all doing?
00:07:46 His name is Chris.
00:07:47 I thought his ass was on cocaine because he
00:07:49 keeps sniffing up his damn nose.
00:07:51 Chris?
00:07:52 You never told me about no Chris.
00:07:53 He's a good, last long girl.
00:07:56 What's he do?
00:07:57 He a lawyer.
00:07:59 A lawyer?
00:08:00 A lawyer?
00:08:00 Are you crazy?
00:08:01 A cheap-ass lawyer.
00:08:03 Oh.
00:08:03 [APPLAUSE]
00:08:09 Yo, give it up again for my man, JJ Thompson.
00:08:13 [APPLAUSE]
00:08:16 Yo, so I want to thank y'all for coming out tonight
00:08:20 to get your giggle on at Giggles.
00:08:23 We're going to do it the same time next week.
00:08:26 Until then, peace and love.
00:08:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:31 Ha ha.
00:08:34 Yo.
00:08:36 Next week, new material.
00:08:38 I did new material.
00:08:42 Hello, Steph.
00:08:43 Funny seeing you here.
00:08:45 Oh, my god, Chris.
00:08:46 Hey, what a surprise.
00:08:47 Good to see you. - Right.
00:08:49 All right.
00:08:50 Well, it's been-- - OK.
00:08:51 Hey, Steph.
00:08:52 This is my friend Ali.
00:08:52 Ali, Steph, and your friend.
00:08:53 Hi, I'm just Miss Indri.
00:08:54 Hi. Nice to meet you.
00:08:55 Nice to meet you.
00:08:56 What y'all about to do?
00:08:57 About to get some food.
00:08:58 Great.
00:08:59 Good to see y'all.
00:09:00 Oh, hey, hey.
00:09:02 Hey, we would like to treat you two ladies to a late night
00:09:05 meal.
00:09:06 Last week, it was my girlfriend.
00:09:08 This week, I did it with my wife.
00:09:10 It's like a different dynamic.
00:09:11 Right?
00:09:15 Chris, treating, work?
00:09:17 Work. Who knew?
00:09:18 It happens all the time.
00:09:20 OK. All right.
00:09:21 Well, it was nice to meet you.
00:09:22 Yeah.
00:09:23 Come through, Diana.
00:09:26 New material, man.
00:09:27 It make me look good.
00:09:28 OK, man.
00:09:29 You know, I'll do my fiance next week.
00:09:32 Right.
00:09:33 All right.
00:09:33 Be good.
00:09:34 I guess I'm the third wheel, huh?
00:09:43 Sandrine, this is my good friend, Joe.
00:09:45 Hi.
00:09:46 Nice to meet you.
00:09:47 Pleasure is all mine.
00:09:50 So you enjoy the show?
00:09:51 I did.
00:09:52 You are a very funny host.
00:09:53 You say what?
00:09:54 You say what?
00:09:56 You are a very funny host.
00:09:58 Well, thank you very kindly.
00:10:01 You be sure to come back now, you hear?
00:10:03 OK, cowboy.
00:10:06 Well, I can see y'all all up in the love section.
00:10:09 So I'm going to go ahead and head home
00:10:12 because I love my wife.
00:10:15 OK.
00:10:16 Call you tomorrow morning for sure.
00:10:18 Make sure you do it before Judge Mathis, man.
00:10:20 You know how we do.
00:10:21 [LAUGHTER]
00:10:24 That's funny.
00:10:25 The love section.
00:10:27 So are you.
00:10:28 OK.
00:10:29 [WIND BLOWING]
00:10:32 No, see?
00:10:38 That's not right.
00:10:40 It's not a Don Juan makeup line.
00:10:42 What is it?
00:10:44 It sounds like it.
00:10:45 You sure you're not pimpin'?
00:10:47 Funny how you in a comedy club recruiting.
00:10:49 Right.
00:10:50 Oh, I see you guys are funny.
00:10:52 No.
00:10:53 All I'm saying is it's a figure of speech.
00:10:56 Like, life is good.
00:10:58 That's it.
00:11:00 Seriously?
00:11:02 Like, seriously, Chris?
00:11:03 Why?
00:11:04 Why?
00:11:05 Why?
00:11:06 You're digging up your nose and we trying to eat.
00:11:09 Correction.
00:11:10 I'm simply grooming my nose hair.
00:11:12 Simply grooming your nose hairs?
00:11:15 See, this is why we didn't work in the first place.
00:11:17 No, we didn't work because you're a broke ass.
00:11:18 Excuse me?
00:11:19 Broke ass, you're excused.
00:11:20 Let me tell you a little cheap ass stuff.
00:11:21 Well, let me tell you a little broke ass stuff.
00:11:23 Hey, hey, hey.
00:11:24 No, I won't.
00:11:25 Folks, folks.
00:11:25 Guess what?
00:11:26 Guess what?
00:11:28 My dog just died.
00:11:29 I gotta go.
00:11:31 What dog?
00:11:32 Her name is Chris.
00:11:34 You ain't got no dog.
00:11:35 Not no more.
00:11:36 The bitch died.
00:11:37 She choked on a--
00:11:38 she choked on a frank.
00:11:39 Check, please.
00:11:40 [HUMMING]
00:11:48 [HUMMING]
00:11:52 [HUMMING]
00:11:59 Focus, man.
00:11:59 Focus.
00:12:00 It's OK.
00:12:01 I'm about to free my people right now.
00:12:04 This is the last game, bruh.
00:12:06 Two out of three ass whoopings is enough.
00:12:10 I'm not trying to lose your friendship over no game, man.
00:12:13 Whatever.
00:12:14 Chess gods are just shining on you, that's all.
00:12:16 [HUMMING]
00:12:20 You know, the gods of love are shining on you
00:12:36 the other night, though.
00:12:37 What's up with the cutie at 9 o'clock?
00:12:39 Oh, send dreams.
00:12:42 Yeah.
00:12:43 On the floor tonight.
00:12:45 Figured I'd wait a couple of days for it.
00:12:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:48 Don't look too thirsty.
00:12:49 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:51 Smart move.
00:12:53 Thank you.
00:12:54 Not that.
00:12:55 Checkmate.
00:12:59 Ah, damn, damn, damn.
00:13:02 [LAUGHTER]
00:13:07 So what's the 411 on her?
00:13:09 Well, she's 20, in school, and has a son.
00:13:16 20 and a baby daddy?
00:13:18 Yeah, but he's not in the picture.
00:13:20 He live in Africa?
00:13:22 No, he's in LA.
00:13:23 Then he's still in the picture, man.
00:13:25 OK, what's up?
00:13:30 What's up?
00:13:31 So he's 32, huh?
00:13:33 He's playing in his prom.
00:13:34 How many kids?
00:13:36 No kids.
00:13:37 No kids?
00:13:39 Look, see, that ain't nothing but selfishness.
00:13:42 And he's afraid to take care of extra responsibility.
00:13:45 And I don't like it.
00:13:46 I don't like it.
00:13:48 Maybe he's just waiting for the right woman's stuff.
00:13:50 Yeah, I wouldn't bet on it.
00:13:52 So anyway, where does he work?
00:13:53 Or does he?
00:13:54 You are going to overdose on all that hate right now.
00:13:57 No, seriously.
00:13:58 I'm just saying.
00:13:59 Seriously. - What?
00:14:00 He's a real estate agent.
00:14:01 She sounds perfect.
00:14:03 A perfect chick on the side, huh?
00:14:06 But not wifey?
00:14:07 [GROANING]
00:14:10 I mean, she has the looks to be wifey.
00:14:13 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:14 But I mean, she's 20.
00:14:16 You 32.
00:14:17 That's strike one.
00:14:18 Baby daddy is still lurking loosely in the building, B.
00:14:23 That's strike two.
00:14:25 And lastly, she's still in school, which means no dough.
00:14:29 That's strike three, homie.
00:14:34 Does he rent or does he own?
00:14:37 Why?
00:14:38 He rents.
00:14:39 Give me my cup.
00:14:40 Give me my cup.
00:14:41 I'm not playing with you.
00:14:42 I'm just letting you know.
00:14:43 What?
00:14:44 Rent?
00:14:45 Rent? Seriously?
00:14:46 What's that mean?
00:14:47 A real estate agent that rents an apartment.
00:14:50 You want your drink, or do you want
00:14:51 to know what that means first?
00:14:53 I want to know what that means.
00:14:55 Super underachiever.
00:14:56 That's what that means.
00:14:57 Here.
00:14:58 Seriously.
00:14:59 That ain't right.
00:15:00 Look, I love you.
00:15:01 I do.
00:15:01 You acting like I'm going to marry this guy tomorrow, though.
00:15:04 Uh-oh.
00:15:04 All I'm saying is I don't want you blowing
00:15:06 for nothing on my watch.
00:15:09 See, because I don't have the time for it.
00:15:10 What are you talking about?
00:15:11 I met Jamal when I was 15.
00:15:13 Like, don't you think I'm a better judge of character
00:15:15 by that?
00:15:15 Don't you think I'm a better judge of character?
00:15:17 No.
00:15:18 What I'm saying-- look, perfect example.
00:15:19 Troy.
00:15:21 Troy.
00:15:22 OK, so I used to think Troy was America's number one
00:15:25 deadbeat dad in the world.
00:15:27 But anyway, ever since Jamal started coming around,
00:15:30 seriously, he makes Troy look like Bill Cullen.
00:15:33 No, no, no.
00:15:34 Jamal's trying.
00:15:35 And who's got to know?
00:15:36 Who you expecting?
00:15:37 Nobody.
00:15:38 Who you expecting?
00:15:39 I don't know.
00:15:40 I don't know.
00:15:41 [KNOCKING]
00:15:43 Oh.
00:15:46 Speaking of the devil.
00:15:49 Hey, Jamal.
00:15:50 What up?
00:15:50 What up?
00:15:52 Why you all so quiet?
00:15:53 What, you been talking about me again and stuff?
00:15:54 No.
00:15:55 [COUGHING]
00:15:57 What up, Estelle?
00:15:58 What's up? - Hey, how you doing?
00:15:59 Why you always acting so paranoid?
00:16:01 I'm not paranoid.
00:16:02 Just a scary spice over here gossip too damn much.
00:16:05 Anyway, just wanted to give you this.
00:16:07 Thank you.
00:16:08 Yeah.
00:16:09 Junior's with my mom.
00:16:10 Oh, OK.
00:16:11 OK.
00:16:12 What you looking at?
00:16:14 Anyway, find my little man something nice.
00:16:16 Get yourself something, too.
00:16:18 Thanks, Jamal.
00:16:18 All right.
00:16:20 Bye, Jamal.
00:16:21 I want Ali's first name, last name, social security,
00:16:29 credit card number, everything.
00:16:31 Seriously.
00:16:33 Telling you, I've been thinking about you
00:16:35 since we left the diner.
00:16:38 You could have fooled me.
00:16:39 We met Sunday.
00:16:40 Today's what, Thursday?
00:16:41 I figured since you're in school and stuff.
00:16:44 Oh, yeah?
00:16:45 Or is it the three-day rule?
00:16:47 [LAUGHS]
00:16:49 No comment.
00:16:51 Look, Mommy.
00:16:52 It's Lil' Young Shoozy.
00:16:53 Hold on.
00:16:54 Mm-hmm.
00:16:55 It's Lil' Young Shoozy, baby.
00:16:57 Call to bed.
00:16:58 Oh.
00:16:59 Bye.
00:17:00 Lil' Young Shoozy.
00:17:02 Whoa.
00:17:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:04 You know I have it.
00:17:06 Mm.
00:17:07 How about DJ Shorty Rap-A-Lot?
00:17:10 DJ Shorty Rap-A-Lot.
00:17:13 No.
00:17:14 [LAUGHS]
00:17:16 I think I'm out the loop.
00:17:18 Well, what kind of music do you like?
00:17:21 Uh, I like my classic hip hop and, of course, new R&B.
00:17:25 Me, too.
00:17:27 Really?
00:17:28 OK, well, give me your top five singers of all time.
00:17:32 Top five singers.
00:17:34 OK.
00:17:34 Um, Shade.
00:17:36 [LAUGHS]
00:17:37 Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, um, Shade, Mary J. Blige,
00:17:42 Aretha, Luta, big and little Luta.
00:17:44 [LAUGHS]
00:17:47 And, um, who else?
00:17:50 Marvin Gaye.
00:17:51 Mm, nice.
00:17:53 I thought I might hear Ray J. Come on, you're my--
00:17:56 No.
00:17:57 No, no, no.
00:17:58 All right, your turn.
00:18:00 Your top five MCs, go.
00:18:02 MCs?
00:18:04 Whoa, you didn't say rappers.
00:18:06 You said MCs?
00:18:08 OK, OK.
00:18:10 Yeah, it's a difference.
00:18:11 And if Heavy D is not on your list, then I'm hanging up.
00:18:14 Heavy D?
00:18:15 Girl, what you know about Heavy D?
00:18:17 What, 20?
00:18:20 Yeah, my dad used to always tell me I'm old, so.
00:18:25 He used to?
00:18:27 Yeah, he passed away two years ago.
00:18:30 I'm sorry.
00:18:31 Yep, just me, myself, and I.
00:18:41 OK, Beyonce.
00:18:44 More like they, my soul.
00:18:45 [LAUGHS]
00:18:48 Ah, so I figured, um, I'll bake a little chicken,
00:18:54 grill some corn, some rice.
00:18:57 How's that sound?
00:19:01 Hello?
00:19:03 Sanjay?
00:19:05 Hello?
00:19:06 Mike, I told you ahead of time.
00:19:11 As soon as your offer to buy the house was accepted,
00:19:13 you needed to get those inspections.
00:19:15 Ali, all I care about is my wife not telling me I told you
00:19:19 so about buying this house.
00:19:20 Now I told her I got this.
00:19:22 That means you got this.
00:19:24 All you got is me paying a bunch of inspection fees.
00:19:27 What am I-- I'm not paying like a what, a physical fee,
00:19:29 a roof fee, a termite fee in my toilet?
00:19:32 Yeah, my whole house?
00:19:33 This toilet got my whole house smelling like diarrhea.
00:19:36 They're not telling you to get a sewer scope inspection.
00:19:38 Come on, bro, I don't remember that.
00:19:41 Michael, I told you, and I emailed you.
00:19:43 Oh, yeah, cool, Ali.
00:19:45 I told you.
00:19:46 If there's anything wrong, get your purchase price lowered,
00:19:49 or get your credit in their closing.
00:19:52 Ali, come on, man, say something.
00:19:55 These inspections, man, they cost like $250 and up.
00:19:59 Did you know that?
00:20:00 Yes, I know that.
00:20:02 That's why I told you.
00:20:03 Otherwise, you'll end up in a situation.
00:20:05 They think they're cheap.
00:20:07 You got that right.
00:20:08 Look, man, my wife's coming through this door
00:20:10 in about five minutes.
00:20:11 And when this smell hits her, she's
00:20:13 going to hit me in the back of the head.
00:20:15 You understand?
00:20:16 I'm dead.
00:20:16 You hear me?
00:20:18 Look, Michael, I got someone that's pretty good in cheap.
00:20:21 Let me email him, and I'll get you back.
00:20:23 OK, now, cheap.
00:20:25 Ali, that's what I'm looking for, a little bit of help.
00:20:27 All right, can you handle that?
00:20:28 Give me a deal, bro.
00:20:29 Please, give me a deal.
00:20:32 No worries.
00:20:32 All right, I'll be plunging it.
00:20:36 I got toilet water all over my eyes, ears, oh!
00:20:41 Oh, damn!
00:20:42 Can you hear me?
00:20:44 Oh, boy.
00:20:45 Oh, that's a--
00:20:47 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:20:51 Telling Joe, never do business with friends.
00:20:54 Never.
00:20:56 Wait, who are you talking about?
00:20:58 Michael.
00:20:59 Oh, man, that's--
00:21:03 Except for me, because not only am I your friend,
00:21:06 I'm your best friend.
00:21:07 Yeah, but with your jacked up credit,
00:21:10 there's nothing to worry about.
00:21:11 Whatever, man.
00:21:12 Look, apartments for life.
00:21:14 [LAUGHTER]
00:21:17 Shall we play chess?
00:21:20 All right, man.
00:21:21 I only got about an hour, man.
00:21:22 I got to be at the club at 7.
00:21:24 You coming through tonight?
00:21:26 Yeah, we'll be there about 8.
00:21:27 You and wifey?
00:21:29 Wifey?
00:21:31 Easy selector, oh, tight.
00:21:35 I'm saying, man, y'all been going strong, you know?
00:21:38 It's been like a couple of weeks now, eh?
00:21:40 Yeah, but Angela's not feeling it.
00:21:43 She text me five times today.
00:21:46 That's why she's the side chick, you know?
00:21:49 But what's up with Sandrine, eh?
00:21:51 I mean, you catching feelings?
00:21:55 I wouldn't say all that.
00:21:57 Just giving her a good look.
00:21:59 A good look, huh?
00:22:00 [LAUGHTER]
00:22:02 [CRYING]
00:22:06 [CRYING]
00:22:09 OK, Junior, please stop crying.
00:22:17 Mommy's coming.
00:22:18 [CRYING]
00:22:21 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:22:24 Girl, where you at?
00:22:25 8 o'clock, but Junior's having a tantrum,
00:22:29 and I'm trying to study.
00:22:32 All right.
00:22:35 All right, pops, don't let that young one get away.
00:22:39 Come on, now, she's not that young.
00:22:40 Or what?
00:22:41 She was in the second grade when we was seniors.
00:22:45 Whatever.
00:22:46 All right, man, get your ass locked up, man.
00:22:48 That girl is borderline jailbait.
00:22:51 You act like she's 12.
00:22:52 You met her kid yet?
00:22:58 No.
00:23:03 You hit it yet?
00:23:05 No.
00:23:07 You borderline?
00:23:09 No.
00:23:10 Oh, OK.
00:23:12 You all right?
00:23:13 Yeah, like I said, I'm just giving her a good look.
00:23:17 Any tongue yet?
00:23:24 Yes, now, can we please play?
00:23:27 All right, all right, all right.
00:23:29 All right, man.
00:23:30 You ever saw that show, "To Catch a Pervert?"
00:23:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23:41 Yo, don't you hate it when your best friend falls in love,
00:23:44 and then he gives you, like, the best friend time out?
00:23:49 Yo, like, best friends are like a married couple.
00:23:51 You know what I'm saying?
00:23:53 And it's like, you know, you be like, hey, man,
00:23:55 I'm not been feeling good about our situation,
00:23:58 so I want to talk.
00:24:00 Like, we haven't been playing chess like we used to.
00:24:04 Like, I call you, it takes you a minute to call me back.
00:24:07 Like, what's going on?
00:24:08 Where are we?
00:24:09 Where are we at in our relationship?
00:24:11 It's ridiculous.
00:24:12 I love Roscoes.
00:24:14 I do.
00:24:15 Yeah, you know, you gotta love the Roscoes, right?
00:24:17 Yeah, well, hold it good so it doesn't spill out.
00:24:22 You know what?
00:24:23 Joel is going to kill me for missing the show tonight.
00:24:28 We can go by there, swing by Joel's.
00:24:31 Yeah?
00:24:32 But you're going to miss dessert.
00:24:34 Dessert?
00:24:35 Yes.
00:24:36 Joel will be all right.
00:24:40 Let's make moves.
00:24:45 You're funny.
00:24:46 Want me to hold it?
00:24:49 Yeah.
00:24:50 [MUSIC - "I HAVE A WAY WITH A WOMAN"]
00:24:54 [MUSIC - "I HAVE A WAY WITH A WOMAN"]
00:24:55 I have a way with a woman.
00:24:57 And when we converse sometimes, I can feel her smiling.
00:25:11 She swears.
00:25:12 I can read her mind.
00:25:20 I have a way with a woman.
00:25:22 She says I can do no wrong.
00:25:29 She calls me her darling.
00:25:36 She swears.
00:25:37 I'm the words to her song.
00:25:45 She says, ooh, I love him.
00:25:52 She says, ooh, I need him.
00:25:58 She says, ooh, I want him.
00:26:04 She says, I have a way with her.
00:26:09 Aw, is this your mom?
00:26:11 Yeah.
00:26:12 You guys close?
00:26:13 Yeah, we're pretty close.
00:26:16 And when she lies with me, always
00:26:21 tells me I'm going to disown you unless you
00:26:25 give me some grandkids.
00:26:28 I understand that.
00:26:29 Do you want kids?
00:26:34 Yeah.
00:26:36 And with the right woman at the right time, of course.
00:26:39 Oh, she says I'm over short.
00:26:45 I'm cooking dinner tonight.
00:26:46 If you're not too busy, you should come by.
00:26:49 Sounds good.
00:26:52 I guess I passed the test.
00:26:55 Sure did.
00:26:56 [LAUGHTER]
00:26:59 You know, I can't just be having random men around my son.
00:27:03 I hear you, sweetie.
00:27:05 I will be there starving.
00:27:08 Good.
00:27:10 [PHONE VIBRATING]
00:27:13 You need to get that?
00:27:22 I have all I need right here.
00:27:25 Really?
00:27:27 Just you and I.
00:27:30 In the love section?
00:27:33 All day.
00:27:35 [LIP SMACKING]
00:27:37 Hey, there.
00:27:48 Hey, Mom, do you want to play?
00:27:50 You know I do, but first I want you to meet my friend Ali.
00:27:53 Hey, there. How you doing, Junior?
00:27:54 What's up, Dad?
00:27:55 I'm fine.
00:27:56 Yeah?
00:27:57 You like sports?
00:28:00 What you looking at me for?
00:28:01 You like football, right?
00:28:02 You can answer him.
00:28:04 What's your favorite football team?
00:28:06 Me and my dad like the Steelers.
00:28:08 I'm sorry.
00:28:15 Give that to him.
00:28:16 Oh, that's sweet.
00:28:17 Thank you.
00:28:18 That's really sweet.
00:28:19 I'll be right back.
00:28:21 First impressions are priceless.
00:28:23 Mm-hmm.
00:28:23 Mm-hmm.
00:28:26 Come on.
00:28:29 OK, Junior, what do you want to say to Ali?
00:28:32 Thank you.
00:28:33 Oh, you're welcome.
00:28:34 Hey, can we play a game sometime?
00:28:38 OK.
00:28:39 Cool.
00:28:42 Now it's time for bed, OK?
00:28:44 You can play football tomorrow.
00:28:45 Mommy love you.
00:28:46 Get some rest.
00:28:47 OK.
00:28:48 Say goodnight to Ali.
00:28:49 Night, Ali.
00:28:50 Night.
00:28:52 Did you just bribe my baby?
00:28:54 I played.
00:28:55 That's my mom.
00:28:58 That's my mom.
00:28:59 Come on, I made her a plate.
00:29:00 You ready to meet my mom?
00:29:04 Hey, Mama.
00:29:05 Hey, girl face.
00:29:06 Hi.
00:29:06 [KISSING]
00:29:08 Oh.
00:29:09 Oh.
00:29:10 Well, hello.
00:29:11 Hi.
00:29:12 Mom, this is Ali.
00:29:13 Ali, this is my mom.
00:29:14 You can call her Miss Darden.
00:29:16 Oh, wow.
00:29:17 Nice to meet you, Miss Darden.
00:29:18 Ali, I've heard wonderful things about you.
00:29:21 Sanjay wasn't lying.
00:29:22 You two can pass for sisters.
00:29:25 Thank you, but I'm the mama.
00:29:26 Nana!
00:29:28 Hi, Nana, baby.
00:29:29 [KISSING]
00:29:30 See?
00:29:32 What you got?
00:29:33 Look, Nana, I've been playing football.
00:29:36 And you know Nana wants you to be a football player.
00:29:39 Where'd you get that?
00:29:40 From Ali.
00:29:41 Well, thank you, Ali.
00:29:43 Well, now, I know this is your night-night time.
00:29:45 Did you just get up so you can give
00:29:46 Nana a hug and some sugar?
00:29:49 Yes, well, come on and give it to her.
00:29:52 Night-night, OK?
00:29:53 OK.
00:29:54 All right.
00:29:55 Night.
00:29:56 So do I have a plate?
00:29:58 Yes, I'll go get it.
00:30:00 I hear that you're in real estate.
00:30:02 Yeah, about 10 years now.
00:30:05 10 years?
00:30:06 Wow, that's a long time.
00:30:08 You must love it.
00:30:09 Yeah, I said, you know, a little crazy sometimes.
00:30:12 It gets crazy.
00:30:14 But the important thing is you love it.
00:30:16 You know, my mom says the same thing.
00:30:18 Never settle for less.
00:30:20 I like her.
00:30:22 OK, you guys talked.
00:30:23 Got acquainted. That's nice.
00:30:24 Take a look.
00:30:25 It's all wrapped and ready to go.
00:30:27 You should have just FedExed this to me.
00:30:29 No.
00:30:29 Just make me feel like you're kicking me out.
00:30:32 OK.
00:30:33 OK.
00:30:34 I get it.
00:30:35 That's how I'm leaving.
00:30:36 OK.
00:30:37 Call you in the morning. - Yes.
00:30:38 Love you. - I love you.
00:30:39 Love you, too.
00:30:40 Don't be a stranger.
00:30:42 Don't be strange.
00:30:43 Ma.
00:30:43 Go to police.
00:30:44 Ma.
00:30:46 Good night.
00:30:47 Good night, Mom.
00:30:48 Call me when you get home.
00:30:49 OK, all right.
00:30:50 This my mom.
00:30:51 Yeah?
00:30:52 All good.
00:30:55 Your mom is pretty cool.
00:30:56 Yeah?
00:30:58 She liked you.
00:30:59 Really?
00:31:00 Yep.
00:31:00 How could you tell?
00:31:02 Because she said, don't be a stranger.
00:31:04 That's our code.
00:31:05 [LAUGHS]
00:31:08 I'm going to go check on Junior.
00:31:10 OK.
00:31:11 And slip into something more comfortable.
00:31:15 You know what that's called for, right?
00:31:17 OK.
00:31:18 See you, Mom.
00:31:19 Bye-bye.
00:31:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:27, [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31:56 Mm-hmm.
00:31:58 Where's my mommy?
00:31:59 I'm right here, baby.
00:32:03 You OK?
00:32:04 Come on, Mommy.
00:32:05 Bedtime.
00:32:06 Oh.
00:32:07 I'm sorry.
00:32:09 OK, go back in your room.
00:32:11 Mommy's coming.
00:32:12 I'm just going to say goodbye to Ali.
00:32:14 OK.
00:32:15 Sorry.
00:32:16 He can't sleep sometimes.
00:32:19 It's OK.
00:32:20 No worries.
00:32:21 You sure?
00:32:22 Will Ali going to be all right?
00:32:25 Yeah, he'll be all right.
00:32:28 I'll see you tomorrow.
00:32:29 Yeah.
00:32:30 All right.
00:32:31 Mommy!
00:32:32 Yeah.
00:32:33 I got it.
00:32:34 Sorry I'm coming, baby.
00:32:35 Hey.
00:32:48 Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:32:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:33:01 (upbeat music)
00:33:04 (upbeat music)
00:33:33 - Wow, Junior, you're pretty smart.
00:33:36 How old are you?
00:33:37 - I'm five.
00:33:38 (upbeat music)
00:33:42 (upbeat music)
00:33:53 (upbeat music)
00:33:56 (snoring)
00:34:08 (snoring)
00:34:22 (upbeat music)
00:34:25 (snoring)
00:34:27 (upbeat music)
00:34:32 (upbeat music)
00:34:34 (upbeat music)
00:34:37 (upbeat music)
00:34:39 (upbeat music)
00:34:42 (upbeat music)
00:34:45 (upbeat music)
00:34:47 (upbeat music)
00:34:50 (upbeat music)
00:34:54 - Wow, look at that.
00:35:00 (upbeat music)
00:35:03 - Gang, bruh.
00:35:06 - Good game.
00:35:07 Still a bum though.
00:35:08 - A bum?
00:35:09 Yo man, you shoot the jump shots all day, man.
00:35:11 That's pretty soft, bruh.
00:35:12 - Whatever.
00:35:13 Don't even trip.
00:35:16 - I gained tank two when I first met my wife.
00:35:20 - Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:35:21 - I'm just saying, man,
00:35:23 you're going through a little transitional phase.
00:35:25 But you'll be back.
00:35:26 You'll be back.
00:35:27 - Thank you, sensei.
00:35:29 - Hey, words of wisdom, man.
00:35:31 That's what I do.
00:35:32 What you getting into tonight?
00:35:35 - We just chilling, a little DVD.
00:35:36 - Making a DVD night, too?
00:35:40 - Yeah.
00:35:41 - I just got this new Melon Jugs DVD.
00:35:44 Man, I can't wait.
00:35:45 - Yeah!
00:35:46 - Yeah, here you go.
00:35:48 (laughing)
00:35:50 - Man, let me tell you something.
00:35:53 You know I love my wife.
00:35:55 But if I met her, it might have to go down.
00:36:00 - It might go down?
00:36:01 - I mean, it might go down.
00:36:04 - Oh!
00:36:04 - But I just can't come up with it.
00:36:08 I'm trying to figure it out right now.
00:36:10 My head.
00:36:11 You gotta come.
00:36:15 - I'm gonna be popping.
00:36:16 It's not just any evening.
00:36:17 It's like the whole weekend.
00:36:19 You gotta come.
00:36:20 - I can't do both days, that's all I'm saying.
00:36:21 - Okay, well then come tonight.
00:36:23 - Can't do tonight, Saturday.
00:36:24 - What is it, family night?
00:36:27 - We're just gonna watch a movie.
00:36:30 - All right, all right.
00:36:32 I guess we could do Saturday.
00:36:34 - Okay, Saturday.
00:36:35 - You promise?
00:36:36 - I promise.
00:36:37 - Pinky swear?
00:36:38 - I pinky swear.
00:36:39 - Okay.
00:36:39 - Okay, let's go back.
00:36:40 (upbeat music)
00:36:43 (door opens)
00:36:45 - I'm back.
00:36:46 (door closes)
00:36:50 - What'd you get, Ollie?
00:36:51 - Ah, your favorite.
00:36:53 - Yay!
00:36:54 Mommy, can I have some popcorn?
00:36:56 - Sure.
00:36:57 Oh, there you go.
00:36:59 - Here you go.
00:37:00 It's a spare.
00:37:00 You can have it.
00:37:01 - Ollie, are you gonna give Mommy your key?
00:37:06 - Sure.
00:37:06 - I'm gonna go get my keys.
00:37:10 - Okay.
00:37:10 - I'll be right back.
00:37:11 - Okay.
00:37:12 (laughs)
00:37:14 - You gave her your key?
00:37:20 - Yes.
00:37:21 - Major progress, Ollie.
00:37:24 I mean, you are entering uncharted waters, man.
00:37:27 - I know, bro.
00:37:28 - Honey.
00:37:33 So, heard you got the new keys to the Cribbington.
00:37:38 That means 24 hour access.
00:37:41 - Yeah, but I'm gonna call first.
00:37:44 - No surprises?
00:37:45 It's nothing like the greatest surprises.
00:37:48 So, you're supposed to, what you're supposed to do, look.
00:37:50 You go in there, some heels and a jacket.
00:37:53 Wham, trench coat.
00:37:55 Trench coat, right there, right there.
00:37:56 Like, it's just like, it's just that moment, you know?
00:37:59 It's that moment that, like from the movies.
00:38:02 But nothing under, just heels and a trench, and you good.
00:38:05 What about your papa?
00:38:07 - I'm gonna call first.
00:38:08 - You sure?
00:38:10 - Yeah, yeah.
00:38:11 - What's up with the side chick?
00:38:14 She still blowing you up?
00:38:15 - Well, I actually saw Angela the other night,
00:38:19 and I'm about to fade that out.
00:38:21 - Oh, Miss Pretty Young Thing must be looking pretty.
00:38:26 - Uh-huh.
00:38:27 - Yes, she is.
00:38:29 (laughing)
00:38:31 - I mean, for the night, yeah.
00:38:40 - Okay.
00:38:41 I'll see you in a bit.
00:38:44 All right, babe.
00:38:45 (gentle music)
00:39:02 - Hey, I baked some cookies.
00:39:08 Come on in and have a seat.
00:39:09 ♪ I got this young thing, young thing ♪
00:39:14 ♪ I got this young thing, young thing ♪
00:39:16 ♪ I got this young thing, young thing ♪
00:39:19 ♪ I got this young thing, young thing ♪
00:39:22 - Amy, where are you at?
00:39:25 You're not trapped in that closet, are you?
00:39:28 Where you going, Arlene?
00:39:34 (record scratching)
00:39:36 I gotta see you.
00:39:37 (gentle music)
00:39:40 Want a cookie?
00:39:46 - Uh, no.
00:39:47 - We made them special for you, chocolate chip.
00:39:51 - Not hungry.
00:39:52 - All right, well, what are you doing here, Ali?
00:39:56 - Here to see Sandy.
00:39:59 - 13-year-old Sandy?
00:40:01 - Oh, no, I didn't know she was 13.
00:40:03 I didn't know that, no, I thought she was 20.
00:40:06 - You know, if you don't wanna be here, you can leave.
00:40:09 - I can't leave.
00:40:11 - Have a good day.
00:40:14 (gun firing)
00:40:21 - You're under arrest, Eric!
00:40:23 I don't have a gun, I have no gun!
00:40:26 - Got some hot hands here.
00:40:29 - You're under arrest, Perf!
00:40:31 - You're a snake!
00:40:34 - You popped my ass, you damn pervert!
00:40:36 You're a fucking asshole!
00:40:38 - What the fuck?
00:40:40 - A lawyer!
00:40:41 A lawyer!
00:40:42 She said she was 20!
00:40:44 - What?
00:40:46 - How old are you?
00:40:49 How old are you?
00:40:50 - I'm 20, what's, lay down.
00:40:52 What happened?
00:40:53 - Oh, God.
00:40:55 - Honey, we have your special birthday present
00:40:59 because you are very, very special.
00:41:01 (kissing)
00:41:04 - So can we say happy birthday to my baby?
00:41:06 - That's right.
00:41:07 - Happy birthday.
00:41:07 - Happy birthday.
00:41:08 - Happy birthday.
00:41:10 - You know, Jay-Z said, "30's the new 20."
00:41:15 - And Jigga knows best.
00:41:18 - Right, and if 30's the new 20,
00:41:20 that would make you what, Sandra?
00:41:22 A preteen?
00:41:22 - Ooh, honey, stop it.
00:41:24 Stop it.
00:41:26 I'm sorry.
00:41:26 - And that would make your friend here who?
00:41:28 R. Kelly?
00:41:29 - Oh!
00:41:30 - It was just a dream.
00:41:33 - It was a dream, right?
00:41:35 (upbeat music)
00:41:38 - I got you now.
00:42:03 - No, you don't.
00:42:03 (laughing)
00:42:05 Boom!
00:42:06 - Ah!
00:42:07 - Get him, buddy.
00:42:12 - Oh yeah?
00:42:14 Take that!
00:42:15 - Ah!
00:42:16 - Oh, and also this.
00:42:17 Miss me?
00:42:26 - Oh, missy.
00:42:31 - Ah!
00:42:33 - I won, Ali.
00:42:34 - Ah, you the man.
00:42:36 You the man, you the man.
00:42:37 You won, okay.
00:42:40 What does the winner get?
00:42:42 - The giraffe.
00:42:44 - What does the loser get?
00:42:48 - 20 slaps on the face.
00:42:49 - Oh.
00:42:50 Hey, Jamal.
00:42:52 - Hey, what's going on?
00:42:54 - Daddy's here!
00:42:55 - You really should call first.
00:42:56 - I'm disturbing you or something?
00:42:58 - Daddy!
00:42:58 - Hey, man.
00:42:59 (laughing)
00:43:01 - How's my little guy?
00:43:04 - I'm fine, daddy.
00:43:05 Me and Ali were just playing Tekken.
00:43:07 - You and Ali?
00:43:08 - Jamal, this is my boyfriend, Ali.
00:43:15 - I see you got the whole family thing jumping off.
00:43:21 What's up, man?
00:43:21 That little boy right there, that's my son.
00:43:29 Don't get it twisted.
00:43:30 - Daddy, do you wanna play Tekken?
00:43:34 - Nah, I can't right now, little man.
00:43:36 I promise I'm gonna come by next weekend and see you.
00:43:39 - Okay, daddy.
00:43:41 - Man, your boyfriend's so much as brief, hard on Junior.
00:43:45 - Bye, Jamal.
00:43:46 - Hey, Jamal.
00:43:47 Can we chop it up for a minute?
00:43:50 I got a second, what's up?
00:43:52 - Okay, me and Junior are gonna be in the back
00:43:57 cleaning up those toys, aren't we?
00:43:58 - Look, I respect you as Junior's dad.
00:44:04 Putting myself in your shoes,
00:44:07 I would never interfere with that.
00:44:11 And that's man to man.
00:44:12 Look, I appreciate you trying to holler at me.
00:44:17 But that little man in there is all I got.
00:44:21 We can just leave it at that, man.
00:44:25 (dramatic music)
00:44:28 (door opens)
00:44:32 (door closes)
00:44:34 (dramatic music)
00:44:37 (snoring)
00:44:44 (snoring)
00:44:52 (gasps)
00:45:05 (snoring)
00:45:07 (yawns)
00:45:18 (snoring)
00:45:23 (snoring)
00:45:26 - Yo, what time you leaving the office?
00:45:50 - Probably not till late.
00:45:52 Trying to figure some things out here.
00:45:54 - What's that?
00:45:56 - Not real estate.
00:45:59 - Hey, I was seeing that on the news, man.
00:46:02 They say the market's at an all time low, huh?
00:46:04 - Yeah, it's raining foreclosures.
00:46:07 - Yeah, I mean, but it'll come right back up, right?
00:46:09 They said going cycles.
00:46:11 - (sighs) Yeah, but the clean prick is on my ass at work.
00:46:14 (squeaking)
00:46:20 - She needs to just get laid.
00:46:22 - (laughs) Yeah, but not by me.
00:46:25 Honestly, though, I need to start my own agency.
00:46:29 - Well, what's stopping you from doing it, man?
00:46:31 - Make it happen.
00:46:32 - You know James Johnson of the HF Group?
00:46:34 He's this big time real estate mogul.
00:46:37 - Nah, I don't know him.
00:46:40 - Well, I'm sure you notice all the renovation
00:46:42 going on downtown, right?
00:46:44 - Yeah, traffic is a bitch all day.
00:46:46 - Mm-hmm, well, that's their contracts.
00:46:50 I have a meeting with James Johnson, the CEO, next week.
00:46:54 I mean, do you know what that means
00:46:55 if I get this contract?
00:46:57 - Yeah, you'll pay me back that $30 you owe me?
00:46:59 (laughs)
00:47:00 - Yes, plus interest.
00:47:03 - Well, that sound like a power move, man.
00:47:05 Why don't you come on down to Giggles
00:47:06 and then, you know, we'll drink to it.
00:47:09 - Oh, hold on a second.
00:47:10 (phone beeps)
00:47:13 - All right.
00:47:14 - Hey, sweetie.
00:47:17 - Um, hold on, hold on.
00:47:19 (phone beeps)
00:47:21 - Hey, Joe.
00:47:22 - I'm gonna finish when I meet you back.
00:47:24 - All right, man, I'm finna finish what I'm doing,
00:47:26 get dressed, and head down to Giggles, man.
00:47:28 I'll just holler at you tomorrow.
00:47:30 - Okay, cool, have a good show.
00:47:31 - All right, bro.
00:47:32 - Hey, what's up, sweetie?
00:47:35 - I'm good, how are you?
00:47:37 - Yeah, yeah, I'm cool.
00:47:38 - Okay, you've been somewhat distant lately.
00:47:41 - Yeah, I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep the other night.
00:47:47 Sorry.
00:47:49 - Anything you wanna talk about?
00:47:50 - No, just dealing with work.
00:47:54 - Okay, well, maybe I can cheer you up.
00:47:58 What are you doing tomorrow night?
00:47:59 - Tomorrow, I'm going to this real estate marketing seminar
00:48:03 down by LAX.
00:48:04 - All right, so if you're not too tired after that,
00:48:08 maybe I can swing by.
00:48:10 - Well, let me see.
00:48:11 We might go get drinks afterwards,
00:48:13 but I'll give you a call, okay?
00:48:15 - Okay.
00:48:17 - Okay?
00:48:18 All right, I'll talk to you later.
00:48:21 - Okay, bye.
00:48:22 - There is a God, bruh.
00:48:42 - Whoa, whoa, you got the number?
00:48:44 - Did I?
00:48:45 Melody Jugs came to my show to see me,
00:48:48 and you're asking me, did I get the number?
00:48:50 - Okay, let me rephrase that.
00:48:53 Are you gonna call her?
00:48:54 - Call her?
00:48:55 I'm heading over there to see her tonight, bruh.
00:48:57 (laughing)
00:48:57 - What?
00:48:58 - You know how I do.
00:49:00 (upbeat music)
00:49:02 - How long does the seminar thing anyway?
00:49:04 It's about to be 12 o'clock, Sandy.
00:49:05 - He said they might go out for drinks after.
00:49:08 - Call again.
00:49:09 - Look at you, couldn't wait.
00:49:12 (upbeat music)
00:49:14 - Still going to first round.
00:49:17 - Look, I said go over there
00:49:20 in your birthday suit and get it popped.
00:49:22 - I thought of that, I would, but his phone is off.
00:49:25 - Honey, if he's as stressed as you making it seem,
00:49:27 like what you doing all right now,
00:49:29 if I was you, I'd go over there bucking naked,
00:49:31 and I bet you that'd put a smile on his face.
00:49:33 - Okay.
00:49:34 - I know.
00:49:35 Besides, what's better than drunk sex?
00:49:37 - Plenty of drunk sex.
00:49:38 - All right, then.
00:49:39 - I'm back, boy.
00:49:41 - Yo, call it.
00:49:42 - Thank you.
00:49:43 - Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.
00:50:06 I'm all right.
00:50:07 (phone ringing)
00:50:09 (phone ringing)
00:50:12 (phone ringing)
00:50:15 (sighing)
00:50:20 (phone ringing)
00:50:33 (upbeat music)
00:50:38 (phone ringing)
00:50:40 - Hey, what's going on?
00:50:48 Where's the book Chris gave me?
00:50:50 - What are you doing?
00:50:52 Go, go get dressed.
00:50:53 My girlfriend's here.
00:50:55 Girlfriend?
00:50:57 (knocking)
00:50:59 (groaning)
00:51:02 (groaning)
00:51:04 - Hey, come on, bring her in.
00:51:14 I wanna get dressed.
00:51:16 (knocking)
00:51:17 Bring her in.
00:51:19 (knocking)
00:51:22 Come on, I can't lose, I wanna meet this bitch.
00:51:26 (knocking)
00:51:29 Open the damn door.
00:51:31 Hey, honey, look, it's okay.
00:51:33 Who's that?
00:51:37 Ali.
00:51:38 (knocking)
00:51:40 Ali.
00:51:43 Girl, he's not even coming to the door.
00:52:00 - I'm glad I could help.
00:52:02 (knocking)
00:52:14 - Oh, look who's home.
00:52:24 Wow.
00:52:26 - Remember I told you the door was broke last time?
00:52:28 - Mm-hmm.
00:52:29 - Sounds like such a coincidence.
00:52:31 - I know, but--
00:52:32 - But what?
00:52:33 I've been calling you for the last three hours,
00:52:35 your phone's gone straight to voicemail.
00:52:36 - My battery died, I called you as soon as I got home.
00:52:40 - And then what about the time
00:52:41 when you left my apartment early?
00:52:42 Now I'm wondering where'd you go?
00:52:43 - I went home.
00:52:44 - Wow.
00:52:46 Wow, you know I came here thinking
00:52:49 we were gonna get somewhere tonight?
00:52:51 I should've stayed home.
00:52:52 - Wait.
00:52:53 - What?
00:52:54 - What do you want me to do?
00:52:55 You want me to, what, make something up?
00:52:57 - Oh, you're doing a really good job of that right now.
00:53:01 - I thought I was the young one in the relationship.
00:53:05 - What, what are you doing?
00:53:08 - You want to swap the number?
00:53:09 I don't need those.
00:53:11 - Sandrine!
00:53:13 - Mm, mm, mm, I miss you when you're with me, girl.
00:53:17 (laughing)
00:53:18 - You're so stupid.
00:53:19 Things are going really good at work.
00:53:22 - Good, huh?
00:53:23 - Yeah, we're getting along now, thank goodness.
00:53:25 - That's good, I'm finished cooking this food for you.
00:53:29 - You are the best husband.
00:53:30 - What'd you say?
00:53:31 - I said you are the best husband.
00:53:32 - Say it again.
00:53:33 - You are the best husband.
00:53:36 Well honey, you know what?
00:53:38 I told the girls that we were going shopping
00:53:40 and I am late, let's just see what time it is.
00:53:43 Yeah, actually we're supposed to be there right now.
00:53:46 I'll be back in a couple hours, okay?
00:53:49 - Hurry up, I'm back.
00:53:50 (knocking)
00:53:51 - Oh, you want me to get that?
00:53:52 - Oh no, I got it.
00:53:53 - Ain't nobody, Lali.
00:53:54 - Hey yo, come on in, boss.
00:53:56 (laughing)
00:54:01 - What's up, champ?
00:54:02 Good.
00:54:04 - Have a seat, man.
00:54:05 - I'm good, I'm good.
00:54:06 What's up with those burgers?
00:54:08 - Man, about to get my chef boyardee on.
00:54:11 - Hey, Ali.
00:54:13 - Hey Jackie, how are you?
00:54:15 - I'm good, how's Sandrine?
00:54:17 - She's okay.
00:54:18 - Good.
00:54:19 Okay honey, I'll be back in a couple hours.
00:54:20 - Okay.
00:54:21 - Be good.
00:54:22 - I'll be back, I love you.
00:54:24 - I love you too.
00:54:25 - Mm, mm, mm.
00:54:26 I sell that kind of chocolate no more, boy.
00:54:30 (laughing)
00:54:32 Hey, I got something for you.
00:54:34 - What's up?
00:54:35 - This is the ass porn.
00:54:41 Ebony porn.
00:54:44 - Mr. Lane.
00:54:51 - Now, I know you don't do porn, I know this.
00:54:55 But do whatever you want to with this, man.
00:55:00 I don't care, eBay, Craigslist, man.
00:55:03 You can get a lot of money for this shit on the streets.
00:55:07 But just get it out of here, man, like I'm done.
00:55:09 - Wait, wait, what happened?
00:55:11 - Man.
00:55:13 Let's just say I had a wake up call last night, man.
00:55:17 I mean, it's about to be a new year.
00:55:21 No more porno for me, man.
00:55:22 - Whoa, so Melody, what, nothing happened?
00:55:28 - So she invited me to the set, man, when she was filming.
00:55:33 Long story short, man, things got hot in here.
00:55:37 - I'm kind of confused, right?
00:55:40 I don't understand, what do you want me to do in the scene?
00:55:42 - Bitch, I need you to emote.
00:55:44 - Emote.
00:55:45 - Emote.
00:55:46 - Emote.
00:55:47 - Can you do that?
00:55:47 - Yeah, emote.
00:55:48 - Ms. Jones, I have a Joe Long.
00:55:49 - I don't know him.
00:55:51 - Oh, that's cool, man.
00:55:52 - Follow me, babe.
00:55:59 - Okay.
00:56:00 - All right, bye.
00:56:02 - Thanks, man.
00:56:03 - No problem, man.
00:56:03 - Thank you.
00:56:04 - Thank you.
00:56:05 - Good work on you, was that using the penis thing?
00:56:09 - No.
00:56:10 - Oh.
00:56:11 - Sorry, love, I had to change real quick.
00:56:14 (dramatic music)
00:56:17 (upbeat music)
00:56:20 - You know, I was real surprised
00:56:32 to see you at my show yesterday.
00:56:33 - Yeah, my girlfriend went a few weeks ago.
00:56:38 She said that the show was really great
00:56:40 and the host was really cute.
00:56:43 - I'm just, no, I was hosting.
00:56:45 (laughing)
00:56:46 - Yeah.
00:56:47 - I have a new girlfriend that tricks on me next week.
00:56:50 - Well, it looks like I know my lines.
00:56:58 - I bet it's real hard for you to memorize all them lines.
00:57:06 - Well, it is, but I studied Shakespeare.
00:57:16 - Damn, Melody, they even bigger than the ass on the video.
00:57:21 - Oh, you've seen my movie?
00:57:23 - Huh?
00:57:24 - Oh, I mean, I don't, you know,
00:57:27 yeah, you know, my, like, maybe once or twice.
00:57:29 - Is that the?
00:57:30 - G7.
00:57:31 - G7, yeah.
00:57:32 - Yeah, that's, that's.
00:57:34 (laughing)
00:57:36 (mumbling)
00:57:38 - Are you okay?
00:57:44 (dramatic music)
00:57:46 Oh, baby.
00:57:47 - Huh?
00:57:50 - Baby?
00:57:52 Baby?
00:57:52 - Huh?
00:57:53 - You all right?
00:57:55 - Huh?
00:57:56 Uh.
00:57:57 - Can you see the girl?
00:57:58 - No, no, no, no, no, it's just that I keep, damn.
00:58:03 I couldn't do it, man.
00:58:07 All I kept thinking about was Jackie, man.
00:58:10 I kept getting these images popping in my head,
00:58:12 like it was her, like, playing the harp, man.
00:58:15 It's crazy.
00:58:16 - So.
00:58:18 - Yeah.
00:58:20 - Still nothing?
00:58:21 - Uh, no, but it ain't what you think, though, 'cause.
00:58:26 - You ever tried to fight her?
00:58:28 - Huh?
00:58:29 Yeah, I am.
00:58:30 No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fine, I'm good.
00:58:33 You know what I'm saying?
00:58:34 I just, I gotta be honest, I keep,
00:58:37 keep thinking about my wife.
00:58:41 - Right, yeah.
00:58:44 - I mean, it has nothing to do with you.
00:58:46 You, uh.
00:58:47 - I know, it's cool.
00:58:51 You've never been with a celebrity before.
00:58:54 It's cool.
00:58:55 - Uh, yeah, okay, that's, uh.
00:58:59 - It's all right.
00:58:59 - You know what, I gotta, I gotta go.
00:59:02 - So, y'all didn't, nothing?
00:59:07 - Well, I did have them jokes in my face.
00:59:12 - Yeah, I did do that for a minute.
00:59:15 But that's it, man.
00:59:17 Yo, and I felt so relieved when I left.
00:59:20 And I know I say this all the time, man,
00:59:25 but I love my wife.
00:59:26 - Wow.
00:59:30 Well, uh.
00:59:32 - I might need a couple of these porn notes, bro.
00:59:35 - What?
00:59:36 - Yeah, Sandrine broke up with me last night.
00:59:41 - What?
00:59:42 - What happened?
00:59:43 - She came by when I had this chick Becky over.
00:59:49 - Becky?
00:59:50 - Yeah, you don't know her, but that's 7-Eleven.
00:59:55 - So what, what, you got caught?
00:59:58 - Not technically.
00:59:59 I wouldn't let her in.
01:00:02 I kept the top boat locked.
01:00:05 - You kept the top boat locked, what?
01:00:10 - She did a pop-up.
01:00:12 - I told you about the pop-up, man.
01:00:14 - Ah.
01:00:17 - I know.
01:00:18 - So what happened next?
01:00:21 - Well, after I got Becky out of there,
01:00:24 I called her, she came over,
01:00:26 and I tried to talk to her, but she wasn't having it.
01:00:29 - Of course not, man.
01:00:30 She's young, not dumb.
01:00:32 - You know what, though, man, I've been thinking.
01:00:37 Just tired of playing house, the baby daddy,
01:00:41 Miss Pritch stressing me out at work.
01:00:44 I mean, I just need a break, man.
01:00:47 - I'm sorry, man.
01:00:53 I mean, you good, you all right?
01:00:56 - Yeah, I'm cool, man.
01:00:58 Look, let's go burn some of them burgers over there.
01:01:05 - Yeah.
01:01:05 - There's no place like home.
01:01:14 There's no place like home.
01:01:18 There's no place like home.
01:01:21 (sighs)
01:01:26 I'm worried for Dorothy.
01:01:28 - Honey.
01:01:33 - I think there's something in there.
01:01:37 - I don't know what to say.
01:01:39 (dramatic music)
01:01:42 ♪ Will I find love again ♪
01:01:47 ♪ Or will I convince myself ♪
01:01:50 ♪ I'm still alive ♪
01:01:53 ♪ Don't say it's not forever ♪
01:01:57 ♪ Don't say we'll never ♪
01:02:00 ♪ Don't say it's not forever ♪
01:02:04 ♪ I thought we'll never ♪
01:02:07 ♪ Don't say it's not forever ♪
01:02:11 ♪ Don't say we'll never ♪
01:02:15 ♪ Don't say it's not forever ♪
01:02:19 ♪ Oh ♪
01:02:20 (alarm buzzing)
01:02:29 (upbeat music)
01:02:59 - Mr. Reese is here.
01:03:01 (dramatic music)
01:03:03 - I'm so sorry, I'm late with 405, sir.
01:03:08 Traffic and--
01:03:09 - Shh.
01:03:10 No reason to apologize to me, Mr. Reese.
01:03:13 You had 30 minutes of my time.
01:03:16 Then you made the conscious decision to waste 24 of those.
01:03:20 So now you got six minutes left.
01:03:24 - Six minutes?
01:03:25 - Yeah, six minutes.
01:03:27 - Six minutes, like, six minutes, Dougie Fresh, you're on.
01:03:32 - Uh, uh.
01:03:34 - On.
01:03:36 - What?
01:03:36 Mr. Reese.
01:03:39 Hey, are you okay?
01:03:42 - I've seen better days, sir.
01:03:47 - Let me give you some valuable advice.
01:03:51 You know, something that you can take with you.
01:03:53 Whenever you're meeting with a potential client,
01:03:55 you don't tell them that you've seen better days.
01:03:58 You now have five minutes left.
01:03:59 - Yes, sir.
01:04:00 Please, God, get me through this.
01:04:04 - Okay, okay, okay.
01:04:11 Let me help you make the most out of the last
01:04:13 four and a half minutes that you actually have here.
01:04:16 Your proposal points out how African Americans
01:04:19 are capitalizing on this mortgage crisis that we're in.
01:04:24 With 80% being African American females.
01:04:26 - My beautiful black woman.
01:04:29 - Okay, so what are you saying?
01:04:36 That you would target that market more exclusively?
01:04:40 - Sandrine.
01:04:41 - Come again?
01:04:43 - The snoring, pop-ups, Junior.
01:04:48 Why did I even mess with them?
01:04:52 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:04:54 Mr. Reese, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:04:56 Are you here with me?
01:04:59 Come on, what are you saying?
01:05:00 Spit it out.
01:05:01 - I just miss her so much.
01:05:03 - Right, okay, we're done here.
01:05:07 Thank you very much.
01:05:08 I don't have time for this.
01:05:10 - Whoa, wait, no, Mr. Johnson.
01:05:12 Mr. Johnson, you gotta believe.
01:05:15 I love her.
01:05:17 - Oh, really?
01:05:18 Well, you wanna know what I believe?
01:05:21 I really believe that you can find your own way
01:05:23 out to the goddamn exit.
01:05:25 Have a good day, sir.
01:05:26 - Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:31 I mean, listen, Johnson, I'm serious.
01:05:32 I, it's so sincere.
01:05:35 - Sleeping pills are handy.
01:05:37 - I thought it was a glass of water.
01:05:40 - No wonder your ass was bugging out, man.
01:05:44 - Thanks a lot, bro.
01:05:45 - Hey, that's what I'm here for, you know.
01:05:47 Now get up, bro.
01:05:48 Life goes on.
01:05:49 Life sucks.
01:05:54 - Well, I'm sorry it took you 30 years
01:05:56 to experience your first broken heart, man,
01:05:58 but you ain't no different than the rest of us, man.
01:06:00 We've all had that feeling.
01:06:02 - How did you handle it?
01:06:03 - Cry like a baby and beat off.
01:06:05 - Beating off is your answer to everything.
01:06:07 - Yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:06:09 It's the key to life, man.
01:06:13 You need to start trying it.
01:06:14 - I want her back.
01:06:16 - You're not gonna start crying on me, is you?
01:06:22 - No, I miss her, though.
01:06:24 - Even the little things, huh?
01:06:26 I've been there, man.
01:06:29 - How do I get her back?
01:06:30 - Man, if you really wanna get her back, I'll help you.
01:06:36 But I mean, you're gonna have to shoot straight with her,
01:06:39 man, no more games.
01:06:41 - No games?
01:06:42 What, are you on her side now?
01:06:46 - No, man, I'm just trying to keep it real with you.
01:06:49 - Ah, okay.
01:06:51 So now that you're porno-free,
01:06:54 you're getting all holier than thou on me now.
01:06:56 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:06:57 man, I'm here trying to help you, man.
01:06:58 That was a pivotal moment in my life.
01:07:01 - My bad, you're right, you're right.
01:07:08 - Just saying, man, she's a good girl,
01:07:13 and they don't come around that often.
01:07:20 (upbeat music)
01:07:23 - Oh.
01:07:27 - Ali, come on, Sandy, look, you got junior, you got school,
01:07:36 you got way too much to deal with.
01:07:37 You got your mom, and like, honestly,
01:07:40 for him to be the older one, he's not showing that at all.
01:07:44 And it's unfair.
01:07:45 - I know.
01:07:47 I just trusted him, and I--
01:07:48 - Yeah, I get that, I get that.
01:07:50 We all trusted someone at one time,
01:07:51 but at the end of the day, he's lost.
01:07:54 Oh well, move on.
01:07:56 You don't have time for his games.
01:07:57 You're way ahead of him.
01:08:00 So look, what we gonna do,
01:08:02 we gonna drink up and have a good time.
01:08:06 - By a round of applause,
01:08:09 how many beaters we got in the building?
01:08:12 Take it from me, if you want a happy home,
01:08:15 become one with your right hand.
01:08:18 You don't need help.
01:08:20 You don't need Oprah, you don't need Dr. Phil,
01:08:23 you don't need a therapist, just get your beat on.
01:08:28 (cheering)
01:08:30 - I drawed a flower.
01:08:32 - You know they say you always know.
01:08:40 You knew Daddy was the one?
01:08:44 First met?
01:08:45 It was that easy, Mom?
01:08:48 - No, it was never that easy.
01:08:49 - That's what I thought.
01:08:51 When we first met.
01:08:51 - Yeah, well, hey, hey.
01:08:53 But you know your father, God bless his soul,
01:08:58 when we first started dating, he got on my last nerves.
01:09:02 Oh, oh.
01:09:04 - He did.
01:09:05 - Oh, but he had potential.
01:09:07 You know, we just had to kind of like smooth out
01:09:09 some of those rough edges.
01:09:11 - You smoothed them out.
01:09:14 - Indeed I did, indeed I did.
01:09:17 Yes, yes, but he was a good man.
01:09:19 - Ali's been calling me and texting.
01:09:26 I just haven't, I don't know.
01:09:29 - You're not ready to talk to him?
01:09:33 - Not yet.
01:09:34 - Well, end your time.
01:09:37 But just remember, sometimes you don't know
01:09:42 what you have until it's gone.
01:09:44 (gentle music)
01:09:47 - Special delivery.
01:09:59 - What are you doing here?
01:10:03 - Well, I was paid top dollar to personally see to it
01:10:06 that you receive these, courtesy of my best friend.
01:10:10 - Thank you.
01:10:15 - He misses you, Sandrine, especially like you snoring
01:10:18 with your cold feet, your eye boogers,
01:10:20 the way you snore.
01:10:21 Really though, you take care, all right?
01:10:26 - Thanks, you too.
01:10:27 - Hey, Sandrine, I want you to know that I miss you so much.
01:10:37 These last few weeks have been like no other.
01:10:40 I wish I could rewind the time just to save you
01:10:42 from the hurt I caused you.
01:10:44 And it's killing me, sweetie.
01:10:46 It's killing me knowing that I caused you the pain
01:10:48 that I feel in my heart.
01:10:50 I wanna ask you something that I don't deserve.
01:10:53 A second chance.
01:10:55 Love you always, Ali.
01:10:58 - I just wanna feel like I can trust you, Ali.
01:11:08 - I understand, completely.
01:11:10 - You know what my mom said?
01:11:13 - What?
01:11:14 - She said that we remind her of them.
01:11:16 - Really?
01:11:18 Her and your dad?
01:11:19 - Yeah.
01:11:20 - Wow, that's deep.
01:11:23 Makes me feel real good, I mean,
01:11:27 I'm just so glad you're here.
01:11:30 - I missed you.
01:11:42 - After that horrible meeting with James Johnson.
01:11:44 Just not sure this is a career I can retire from.
01:11:49 - Why not?
01:11:51 - I mean, the market's so unstable right now.
01:11:55 Unless you're the boss, you have no control.
01:11:57 - So there's no reward without the risk, got it.
01:12:01 But I thought settling wasn't in your vocabulary.
01:12:04 - Ah, you have such a good memory.
01:12:10 Look, I don't know much about real estate, okay?
01:12:12 I just know that there's plenty of it.
01:12:14 Buying, selling, building, that's never gonna stop.
01:12:16 You'll be good.
01:12:18 - Yes, you're right.
01:12:19 And that's why I wanna start my own agency.
01:12:21 I know I would succeed.
01:12:23 - Dope, then what's stopping you?
01:12:25 - Money, advertising, marketing.
01:12:29 That alone, you're talking a couple of thousand dollars.
01:12:32 - To be on commercials?
01:12:34 - Nah, nah, that's too expensive.
01:12:36 You know those real estate ads
01:12:40 you see in the people in the shopping carts?
01:12:43 - Yeah, in the grocery stores.
01:12:45 - Well, that's what I'd be paying for.
01:12:48 That exposure would pretty much expose me
01:12:51 to a wide range of buyers and sellers.
01:12:54 - I wanna help you.
01:12:59 - Yeah? - Yeah.
01:13:01 - How?
01:13:03 - Financially.
01:13:05 I can co-sign a loan for you.
01:13:09 - Are you serious?
01:13:10 - Yes, baby, I believe in you.
01:13:13 - There's no guarantees with this, Tangerine.
01:13:19 - I know that.
01:13:19 Did you mean what you wrote in that letter?
01:13:24 - Yes, of course I did.
01:13:27 - Can you guarantee it?
01:13:28 - Wow, you, you're incredible.
01:13:36 - Yes.
01:13:37 (laughing)
01:13:39 - You know, plus me and Junior,
01:13:41 we like traveling, fine dining, and all of the above, okay?
01:13:44 We're gonna need to make sure
01:13:46 that you can provide these things.
01:13:48 - I won't let you down.
01:13:50 I love you.
01:13:51 - Mm.
01:13:54 (laughing)
01:13:55 And these commercials, you know, these advertisements,
01:13:57 you're not gonna be looking all corny and stuff.
01:13:58 You know how to be like.
01:13:59 (laughing)
01:14:02 You never make it all funny faces and stuff.
01:14:04 - You got jokes.
01:14:05 (laughing)
01:14:06 - I don't do corny.
01:14:07 - No, you don't.
01:14:08 I know you don't.
01:14:10 This is gonna be good.
01:14:11 - A loan for five grand?
01:14:16 - Yeah, yes, sir.
01:14:19 I got a photo shoot in a couple of days.
01:14:21 - So, like, your picture's gonna be
01:14:22 on all them shopping carts and stuff?
01:14:25 - Yeah, LA Times, bus benches.
01:14:27 - Please, brah, no cornball poses, man.
01:14:32 Don't embarrass us.
01:14:34 - You sound like Sandrine now.
01:14:36 - Listen, don't be surprised if Ebony or Upscale
01:14:40 come calling me.
01:14:42 (laughing)
01:14:44 - Well, if they do, man, you be sure to remember
01:14:47 that lady of yours, man.
01:14:48 You got you a winner, Holly.
01:14:52 - Trust me, I'm well aware of that.
01:14:55 So much so, I'm about to step it up.
01:14:56 - Talk to me.
01:14:58 - I might need a best man.
01:15:01 Are you available?
01:15:02 - What?
01:15:04 - Yeah, her birthday's next month.
01:15:06 I'm gonna pop the question.
01:15:08 - Oh!
01:15:09 That's what I'm talking about, man.
01:15:13 You about to be sounding like me, huh?
01:15:16 - What?
01:15:17 - You know, I love my wife.
01:15:19 (laughing)
01:15:22 Man, proud of you, man.
01:15:25 - Aw, thank you, bruh.
01:15:26 All right, so now, time to check in.
01:15:29 - Welcome to the club, bruh.
01:15:30 (laughing)
01:15:33 (crickets chirping)
01:15:35 - She went in for a physical exam.
01:15:37 The doctor felt a lump in her breast
01:15:38 and now she's gotta get a biopsy.
01:15:40 - What?
01:15:41 - I don't know what I would do if my mother has cancer.
01:15:43 - Don't think that way.
01:15:45 - I can't help but think that way.
01:15:47 I would go crazy if something happens to my mother.
01:15:49 - I understand, but--
01:15:50 - How could you understand?
01:15:51 Your mother's fine.
01:15:52 - And your mom's gonna be fine, too.
01:15:54 - I don't know.
01:15:56 - Yeah.
01:16:01 (sighing)
01:16:03 - Dear Heavenly Father,
01:16:05 we humbly ask you to shine a ray of blessings
01:16:09 on a very special lady.
01:16:10 One who not only is a great mother,
01:16:14 but one who lives the righteous path that you laid.
01:16:18 In Jesus Christ, we pray.
01:16:21 Amen.
01:16:22 - Amen.
01:16:24 Thanks.
01:16:26 - I'm here for you.
01:16:28 - I know.
01:16:30 - I'm sorry for snapping on you.
01:16:32 - It's okay, I understand.
01:16:35 - Good.
01:16:36 Because until my mother gets a clean bill of health,
01:16:39 I'm not gonna be much fun to be around.
01:16:42 - I understand.
01:16:44 All right, I'm gonna go.
01:16:48 - No, I don't want you to leave tonight.
01:16:50 - Okay.
01:16:53 - Okay?
01:16:54 Listen to me.
01:16:55 - Oh, God.
01:16:56 (phone ringing)
01:16:59 - There you go.
01:17:00 You're in the middle of a threesome.
01:17:03 That's it right there.
01:17:04 (laughing)
01:17:07 Yeah, man, this is Madison rubbing on your head,
01:17:11 one rubbing your back.
01:17:13 That's how you do it, white motivation, man.
01:17:17 You got, you getting this, dude?
01:17:18 (laughing)
01:17:19 Huh?
01:17:20 You getting this, man?
01:17:22 A white man getting there, man.
01:17:23 This is all we got.
01:17:25 (upbeat music)
01:17:28 - Don't help me out, bro.
01:17:32 - Shoot him in the head.
01:17:33 - Right now, go in?
01:17:34 - Yes, please.
01:17:35 - Okay, sweet, thank you.
01:17:37 - Thanks, I appreciate it.
01:17:38 - That's right, look at me, right.
01:17:41 (camera clicking)
01:17:44 (sighing)
01:17:49 - Thank you.
01:17:50 - Let's go, turn around, man.
01:17:51 - Thanks.
01:17:52 (speaking in foreign language)
01:17:54 - I'm just playing with you.
01:17:55 - You get it.
01:17:55 - Now I'm gonna talk to him.
01:17:57 (speaking in foreign language)
01:18:00 (sighing)
01:18:05 - Yo, I wanna be there when you pick out your photo.
01:18:08 - What, you have no faith in me?
01:18:11 - You will thank me in the long run, trust me.
01:18:14 - All right.
01:18:15 You got jokes?
01:18:17 - I hope so, man, I'm a comedian.
01:18:19 Oh, man, time to reload, man, what's more to happen?
01:18:23 - Yeah, let's get a game in.
01:18:25 - All right, cool, man.
01:18:26 But you should be setting up, 'cause I won last time.
01:18:32 - Yeah, I don't remember that, but okay.
01:18:37 - I love you.
01:18:43 Is this from Juliet, Romeo?
01:18:47 - Yeah, she left that on the table this morning.
01:18:50 - How's her mom doing?
01:18:54 - She's going up for her biopsy results today.
01:18:56 - Hey.
01:19:07 (gentle music)
01:19:10 Thirsty?
01:19:17 - No, thanks.
01:19:18 (gentle music)
01:19:21 - They admitted my mom.
01:19:28 She has metastatic breast cancer.
01:19:34 - Meta, what is that?
01:19:36 - A malignant tumor, spreads really fast,
01:19:40 started in her breast, now it's taken over her kidney.
01:19:43 I don't know.
01:19:48 She has to undergo a surgery immediately.
01:19:50 She didn't even have any symptoms.
01:19:54 Nothing.
01:19:58 Nothing.
01:19:59 - Just like that, it just came out of nowhere?
01:20:03 - A year ago, she was complaining about pain in her breasts.
01:20:10 The doctor diagnosed it as stress-related.
01:20:15 - Stress-related?
01:20:17 (gentle music)
01:20:20 - Gave her a prescription, she said she felt better,
01:20:22 we thought everything would be okay.
01:20:24 (sighs)
01:20:26 This just happened so damn fast.
01:20:28 - Listen, whatever you need from me, I'm there for you.
01:20:31 Okay, whatever.
01:20:32 Okay?
01:20:34 - I know.
01:20:37 Just wanted to tell you,
01:20:43 I gotta go get Junior from Steph's, I'm late.
01:20:45 (gentle music)
01:20:47 - Hey.
01:20:51 I wanna go with you to the hospital tomorrow, all right?
01:20:58 - Okay.
01:20:59 - I love you.
01:21:03 (baby crying)
01:21:13 (phone buzzing)
01:21:16 - Hey, sweetie.
01:21:27 Calling you again.
01:21:29 Just checking on you and your mom.
01:21:32 Never heard back from you today,
01:21:35 so I'll just swing by tomorrow on my way home.
01:21:39 (gentle music)
01:21:42 (phone clicking)
01:21:44 ♪ I stay up late ♪
01:21:51 ♪ Waiting on you ♪
01:21:53 ♪ Can't go to sleep and I'm not sure what to do ♪
01:21:58 ♪ I check my phone ♪
01:22:02 ♪ Time and time again ♪
01:22:05 ♪ Are you with your friends ♪
01:22:06 ♪ No, here you come walking in ♪
01:22:09 ♪ I smile when you walk through the door ♪
01:22:14 ♪ You don't look in my face anymore ♪
01:22:19 (gentle music)
01:22:22 (phone buzzing)
01:22:25 - Okay, if you're lucky day, leave a message.
01:22:44 - Hey, babe.
01:22:44 Just leaving you a message.
01:22:47 Give me a ring back, all right?
01:22:49 Talk to you later.
01:22:50 Bye.
01:22:51 (gentle music)
01:22:54 - All right, enjoy your dinner, cow and sheep.
01:23:02 - Thanks.
01:23:03 - I will.
01:23:05 - Yeah.
01:23:08 - It's not me.
01:23:11 We need to talk to him.
01:23:13 - I know.
01:23:14 - Seriously.
01:23:15 - I know.
01:23:16 But I will.
01:23:20 - Yeah.
01:23:21 - So have you heard from her?
01:23:26 - I haven't heard anything from her.
01:23:28 She probably just needs some time alone, that's all.
01:23:30 - I can understand that, but you know something.
01:23:35 She's just stressed out, man, it'll pass.
01:23:38 Let's do this.
01:23:42 (upbeat music)
01:23:47 (phone buzzing)
01:23:50 - Hey, hey, Sandrine.
01:23:54 - Hey.
01:23:55 You think you could swing by here tomorrow, around three?
01:24:00 - Yeah, okay.
01:24:01 Bye.
01:24:03 - Well, the surgery was a success.
01:24:09 Now she just has to undergo an intensive chemotherapy.
01:24:17 - So the outlook is positive, right?
01:24:19 - If she, if she responds well to the chemo
01:24:24 and goes into remission, yes.
01:24:26 If not, they're giving her six months.
01:24:30 - Six months?
01:24:31 She's gonna respond.
01:24:38 I know she will.
01:24:40 - I pray she does.
01:24:46 (sighs)
01:24:48 - I've been so worried about you.
01:24:50 - I know.
01:24:51 I'm sorry I've been meaning to return your calls.
01:24:53 I just got a lot on my mind.
01:24:56 I've been thinking about us.
01:25:01 - Us?
01:25:04 Okay.
01:25:06 - I'm not sure what to do right now.
01:25:10 - What to do?
01:25:12 What are you talking about?
01:25:14 - About us.
01:25:15 About my family.
01:25:16 - I'm here for you and your family.
01:25:20 It's not one or the other.
01:25:22 - This isn't easy for me, Ali, okay?
01:25:27 I just don't think I can give us all of me right now.
01:25:32 - Listen, you just can't turn things off and on
01:25:35 when something bad happens in your life.
01:25:39 - You really don't understand.
01:25:43 I understand if something tragic happens to me
01:25:46 or my family, I expect my lady to be there for me,
01:25:49 just like I'd be there for her.
01:25:51 - Yeah, but it hasn't happened to you, babe.
01:25:53 It happened to me and my family.
01:25:55 Okay?
01:25:57 I'm dealing with this the only way I know how.
01:26:00 - By ignoring me?
01:26:01 Not answering my phone calls?
01:26:02 I mean, and now you hit me with the we need to talk?
01:26:05 - Okay.
01:26:06 (sighs)
01:26:10 I just need to be alone.
01:26:14 - Alone?
01:26:15 You're breaking up with me?
01:26:19 - I'm sorry, Ali.
01:26:25 I'm sorry.
01:26:26 Things have changed and I'm--
01:26:31 - What has changed from the note you left in my apartment?
01:26:36 I mean, what?
01:26:37 - A lot.
01:26:38 I do love you and I meant what I wrote.
01:26:40 It's just that right now--
01:26:41 - It just doesn't make any sense, Sandrine.
01:26:45 I'm trying to be here.
01:26:47 I'm trying to be here for you and your family.
01:26:49 - Ali, I lost my dad two years ago
01:26:54 and right now my mother is struggling,
01:26:57 fighting for her life.
01:26:59 I have that to deal with.
01:27:02 You know, there's that and school and my son.
01:27:10 I don't have anything for you right now.
01:27:13 I'm sorry.
01:27:17 Baby, I'm so sorry.
01:27:19 - Okay.
01:27:22 - Where you going?
01:27:29 - Goodbye, Sandrine.
01:27:35 - You're leaving?
01:27:38 - I'll never leave you.
01:27:40 (gentle music)
01:27:43 (Sandrine crying)
01:27:57 (gentle music)
01:28:00 (Sandrine crying)
01:28:03 (upbeat music)
01:28:29 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:28:31 - You're not sorry?
01:28:33 - I'm sorry.
01:28:34 - You're not sorry?
01:28:34 - I'm sorry.
01:28:35 - You're not sorry?
01:28:36 - I'm sorry.
01:28:37 - You're not sorry?
01:28:38 - I'm sorry.
01:28:39 - You're not sorry?
01:28:39 - I'm sorry.
01:28:40 - You're not sorry?
01:28:41 - I'm sorry.
01:28:42 - You're not sorry?
01:28:43 - I'm sorry.
01:28:44 - You're not sorry?
01:28:44 - I'm sorry.
01:28:45 - You're not sorry?
01:28:46 - I'm sorry.
01:28:47 - You're not sorry?
01:28:48 - I'm sorry.
01:28:49 - You're not sorry?
01:28:50 - I'm sorry.
01:28:50 - You're not sorry?
01:28:51 - I'm sorry.
01:28:52 - You're not sorry?
01:28:53 - I'm sorry.
01:28:54 - You're not sorry?
01:28:55 - I'm your man for the job.
01:28:57 - Really?
01:29:02 - Yes, absolutely.
01:29:03 - All right, well, we'll see what we can work out.
01:29:10 - Thank you for the second chance, Mr. Johnson.
01:29:12 - Not a problem.
01:29:13 - And I'd like to make it exclusive.
01:29:15 - You know, I like the way you think.
01:29:19 I'll have my secretary be in touch.
01:29:21 - Thank you.
01:29:22 - Hello.
01:29:23 - Yeah.
01:29:23 (upbeat music)
01:29:26 - You a waterfall man, huh?
01:29:44 See the fish head, got the alligator.
01:29:47 I'm just waiting for a wild monkey
01:29:48 to jump out the bushes, man.
01:29:50 (laughing)
01:29:52 - No, for real though, man, like I'm proud of you, man.
01:29:54 Like this is beautiful.
01:29:55 - Thanks, Joe.
01:29:56 Long time coming, right?
01:29:58 - Yes, sir.
01:29:59 - I tell you though, I can still see myself
01:30:03 whooping that ass in chest right here and two there.
01:30:06 - Yo, it wouldn't matter if you was lounging
01:30:08 in the White House, man.
01:30:10 Would nothing change.
01:30:11 Checkmate.
01:30:14 That's how I do, all right?
01:30:15 No matter where you is or where you at,
01:30:18 I bust your ass.
01:30:20 (laughing)
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01:30:51 (upbeat music)
01:30:53 (engine revving)
01:30:56 (upbeat music)
01:30:59 (engine revving)
01:31:02 (upbeat music)
01:31:04 (engine revving)
01:31:07 (upbeat music)
01:31:11 (upbeat music)
01:31:13 (dramatic music)
01:31:39 (dramatic music)
01:31:41 (upbeat music)
01:32:07 (upbeat music)
01:32:10 (upbeat music)
01:32:20 (upbeat music)
01:32:30 (upbeat music)
01:32:33 (upbeat music)
01:32:43 (upbeat music)
01:32:54 (upbeat music)
01:32:57 - Just you wait.
01:33:01 Sometimes you don't know what you have until it's gone.
01:33:06 (upbeat music)
01:33:09 - Welcome.
01:33:11 (upbeat music)
01:33:13 (upbeat music)
01:33:16 - Ali.
01:33:25 (laughing)
01:33:29 Hi.
01:33:30 - Wow, it's a dream.
01:33:33 - You look nice.
01:33:36 - Thank you.
01:33:36 You look beautiful.
01:33:39 - This is cool.
01:33:40 - Thank you.
01:33:42 So how did you know I'd be here?
01:33:44 (car horn honking)
01:33:46 - Make sure she gets home safe, partner.
01:33:49 (engine revving)
01:33:51 - I figured I'd ask Joel to come help me out this time.
01:33:57 I'm not trying to take up too much of your time.
01:33:59 I know you're busy.
01:34:00 Just, um.
01:34:01 (clearing throat)
01:34:05 I want you to know that I really regret
01:34:06 and I hate how things ended between us.
01:34:09 - You were going through a life that was hard for you.
01:34:12 Um, I was, I was selfish.
01:34:15 - No.
01:34:17 No, you were trying to be there for me.
01:34:20 I ran away and I'm sorry.
01:34:22 You were the best thing that happened to me
01:34:26 in a really, really long time.
01:34:28 I just, I'm just realizing that now.
01:34:31 You know, my mother used to say,
01:34:34 you never know what you got until it's gone.
01:34:36 I didn't really appreciate those words then.
01:34:42 You know?
01:34:43 - I wish she, now she don't.
01:34:45 - She passed away.
01:34:49 - Oh God.
01:34:53 I'm so sorry.
01:34:57 - It's okay.
01:34:58 She was in a lot of pain, you know?
01:35:01 She's in a better place.
01:35:06 - Yeah, she is.
01:35:08 - She thought highly of you.
01:35:11 (laughs)
01:35:12 I'm just glad she gave you the okay.
01:35:16 - Yeah, me too.
01:35:17 (laughs)
01:35:18 - How's Junior?
01:35:20 - Uh, he's good.
01:35:22 Junior's good.
01:35:23 He's, um, dealing with this, you know.
01:35:25 He's staying at Steph's tonight.
01:35:29 - Good, and Steph is cool?
01:35:32 - Yeah, Steph's good.
01:35:33 Steph's good.
01:35:34 - How are you doing?
01:35:37 - I'm all right.
01:35:39 - Hang in there.
01:35:40 You knew somebody else with breast cancer?
01:35:45 - Uh, yeah.
01:35:50 Your mom.
01:35:53 - Wow.
01:35:57 Thank you.
01:36:00 - You're welcome, man.
01:36:02 It's a beautiful day.
01:36:08 How about we, uh, go head up to diner?
01:36:11 - Okay, but I'll treat.
01:36:15 - Well, I got the tip then.
01:36:17 - Deal.
01:36:19 (laughs)
01:36:20 I still love you.
01:36:23 - I love you.
01:36:24 I still love you too.
01:36:27 ♪ Hold me, hold me ♪
01:36:33 ♪ To the love sunshine ♪
01:36:35 ♪ Stay with me, stay with me ♪
01:36:38 (sighs)
01:36:39 Change of plans.
01:36:40 Give me a kiss.
01:36:41 - Where we going?
01:36:44 - To the love section.
01:36:49 (laughs)
01:36:50 ♪ Hold me ♪
01:36:52 ♪ To the love sunshine ♪
01:36:54 ♪ Stay with me, stay with me ♪
01:36:56 ♪ In the love sunshine ♪
01:36:59 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:37:01 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪
01:37:06 ♪ Let's go ♪
01:37:07 ♪ Forget my foolish nature ♪
01:37:11 ♪ For the trouble I started ♪
01:37:13 ♪ At times I couldn't face ya ♪
01:37:16 ♪ So I soon broke your heart ♪
01:37:18 ♪ I tried to make it better ♪
01:37:21 ♪ But the timing was wrong ♪
01:37:23 ♪ We got to get together ♪
01:37:26 ♪ 'Cause the feeling is so strong, baby ♪
01:37:28 ♪ Hold me, hold me ♪
01:37:31 ♪ To the love sunshine ♪
01:37:34 ♪ Stay with me, stay with me ♪
01:37:36 ♪ In the love sunshine ♪
01:37:39 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:37:41 ♪ Take my hand ♪
01:37:43 ♪ You're the best things ever happened to this man ♪
01:37:47 ♪ Baby ♪
01:37:49 ♪ Hold me, hold me ♪
01:37:51 ♪ To the love sunshine ♪
01:37:54 ♪ Stay with me, stay with me ♪
01:37:56 ♪ In the love sunshine ♪
01:37:59 ♪ Sunshine ♪
01:38:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:38:02 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:38:31 ♪ The gift of life is so sweet and uncommon ♪
01:38:35 ♪ When you love someone like I love you ♪
01:38:39 ♪ When they leave too soon ♪
01:38:42 ♪ Like a rose in full bloom ♪
01:38:45 ♪ You'll need something your soul can hold on to ♪
01:38:49 ♪ Keep living here in my heart ♪
01:38:57 ♪ Where I can give all of my love for you ♪
01:39:02 ♪ Keep living here on my chest ♪
01:39:06 ♪ We'll show the world I care ♪
01:39:10 ♪ Never a day I don't miss your face ♪
01:39:17 ♪ Never a minute I'm not thinking 'bout you ♪
01:39:23 ♪ Wherever you are, whatever place ♪
01:39:28 ♪ I know you're here ♪
01:39:31 ♪ Always here with me ♪
01:39:36 ♪ Keep living here in my heart ♪
01:39:40 ♪ Where I can give all of my love for you ♪
01:39:46 ♪ Keep living here on my chest ♪
01:39:51 ♪ We'll show the world I care ♪
01:39:53 ♪ I will always wear ♪
01:39:56 ♪ Keep living here in my heart ♪
01:40:00 ♪ Where I can give all of my love for you ♪
01:40:06 ♪ Keep living here on my chest ♪
01:40:10 ♪ We'll show the world I care ♪
01:40:14 ♪ Music ♪
01:40:27 ♪ Music fades ♪
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