Barstool Chicago Set the Free Throw Record - Barstool Rundown - February 13th, 2024
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00:57 I've been thinking about getting back in the gym.
00:59 I'm gonna be bringing this with me.
01:00 - You know you're not allowed to go to the gym.
01:01 - I'm not allowed to get strong.
01:03 I'm allowed to go to the gym.
01:04 - All right.
01:05 - So I'm not gonna gain muscle,
01:06 I'm thinking of getting toned.
01:07 - You probably get away with low-impact,
01:09 like women's workouts, you should do.
01:11 - My plan was actually to go back to the gym this morning.
01:13 I was, last night I made my hard-boiled eggs.
01:16 I was gonna wake up at 7 a.m., start my new routine,
01:20 but I instead was up 'til 3.30 a.m.
01:23 watching the DraftKings Barstool After Dark
01:26 free throw challenge.
01:27 We set Barstool as a company,
01:30 the NBA, broke the NBA free throw record,
01:32 made 41 straight free throws.
01:35 If you don't know what this was,
01:37 basically Barstool and DraftKings announced a partnership
01:40 to kick things off.
01:42 We did this After Dark free throw competition
01:45 where Dave, Big Cat, and then a combination of five others
01:50 had to combine to make 41 straight free throws
01:54 with one mulligan per round,
01:56 so if you missed, you could shoot again.
01:58 Dave had to shoot the 15th shot, the 30th shot,
02:01 and the final shot, which was the 41st shot.
02:04 Big Cat had to make two every round,
02:06 and then the five other people also had to make two.
02:09 Nobody could shoot more than 10 in a row, though.
02:11 And it went for 15 hours and 46 minutes,
02:14 about 7,600 throws.
02:17 When it ended this morning about 9 a.m., they did it.
02:20 I could not get enough of it.
02:21 Last night, I was like, I'll put it on,
02:23 maybe like as background noise, I'm doing other stuff.
02:26 I was captivated.
02:27 I just had it on my TV.
02:29 I literally at one point just stood in my living room
02:31 for 30 minutes watching every single throw.
02:33 There was something oddly captivating about it,
02:36 like relaxing, just like watching, yeah,
02:39 watching the motion, the repetition.
02:41 - Stephen Che rebounded the whole time.
02:43 - Stephen Che, we'll talk about our heroes of the night.
02:47 Stephen Che was fantastic.
02:50 Dave, clutch shots, Titus, obviously.
02:53 Kirk is apparently like an unbelievable free throw shooter.
02:57 - Kirk is, I was so, like if you see Kirk,
03:00 he's like, I run, I'm like, okay,
03:01 I don't know if I wanna see that.
03:03 And then, 'cause he was running
03:04 when he was here on surviving barstool,
03:06 and then he said he was good at free throws,
03:08 and I didn't know if I believed him.
03:09 He hit 966 free throws.
03:12 He almost didn't miss the entire time.
03:14 It was incredible.
03:15 - He was outside of Titus,
03:17 the best free throw shooter for a long time
03:19 until we started to bring in the ringers.
03:22 I had heard now that apparently
03:27 he was great in high school and stuff.
03:29 - He was All-State.
03:30 - I never would have thought,
03:31 and then he was so, it was almost going under the radar
03:34 because he wasn't going on like,
03:36 he was doing exactly what he needed.
03:38 He'd go four shots in a row, six shots in a row.
03:40 I think he had 10 at one point.
03:42 It was like, he was automatic,
03:43 and just quiet success. - He was incredible.
03:45 I did not expect that at all.
03:47 Shout out Kirk.
03:48 We're big mini fans here.
03:49 - Who's Mulligan?
03:50 - Cary Mulligan.
03:53 - Yes.
03:54 - He was there too?
03:55 - Yeah.
03:55 - Or is that the actress?
03:58 - Yeah.
03:59 - One Mulligan per round.
04:01 - So Mulligan could shoot one run per round.
04:03 - That's one person?
04:04 - This person was going,
04:05 and she could shoot one per round,
04:06 and then that was it.
04:07 - Oh.
04:08 - Yeah, she was in Chicago shooting.
04:10 - Oh, that was nice.
04:11 I thought I'd play a little game at the new school.
04:13 - Well, they had to hit the woman quota.
04:15 - Wait, and then, so wait,
04:16 Kirk hit 900, he putted that ball into the hoop 966 times?
04:20 - Yep.
04:21 - Yep.
04:22 - Which is coincidentally the amount of three pointers
04:24 that Jeff Delo missed.
04:25 - That, I mean, Jeff Delo--
04:28 - She's bottom heavy.
04:29 - Is so lucky that this happened last night.
04:33 - Oh my God.
04:34 - Because otherwise, like,
04:35 that honestly might be the lead story
04:36 on the rundown tonight.
04:37 - I like felt secondhand, and I was like,
04:39 I wanted him to hit it so bad,
04:40 'cause I could like, I've been like there
04:42 where you can feel the pressure of everyone watching.
04:44 I like felt bad for him.
04:46 But, I mean, you did that first.
04:48 - Yeah, well, I went to that little gym class
04:51 we have there, and I tried to hit the ball,
04:53 but the hoop was unseasonably high.
04:56 That's why I couldn't hit it.
04:57 - Yeah, I prefer a seven and a half foot rim
04:59 if we're being honest.
05:00 - That's why I couldn't get it in there.
05:01 And the balls were filled up by Tom Brady probably,
05:04 that's why I couldn't get it in the shot.
05:05 - All right, you know what?
05:07 - Other story, so I mean, we assembled basically
05:09 the free throw Avengers.
05:11 Like Pat Bev, a professional basketball player,
05:13 showed up, he had a game in Milwaukee last night.
05:16 - With the NBA.
05:17 - With the, yeah, with the Milwaukee Bucks.
05:20 And he's got one tonight.
05:23 He came for like maybe an hour.
05:25 - Hopped in his Rolls Royce, came over.
05:26 - Couple hours.
05:27 Yeah, and he showed up with a Happy Meal from McDonald's.
05:30 Like he, nobody is more for the team than Pat Bev.
05:34 - He's the best.
05:35 - Like we've never had an athlete buy into the barstool.
05:39 I mean, busting with the boys too.
05:41 But like Pat Bev, you know, they're retired now.
05:44 Pat Bev is just like a current NBA player.
05:47 Like a good and important piece of a contending team.
05:50 And he's just all about it.
05:52 - He's tasked with guarding NBA superstars.
05:55 He does that and then hops in his car,
05:57 somehow still has the energy to drive two hours.
05:59 I mean, pretty nice car driving.
06:01 And then get there, turn on, hit the foul shots,
06:04 meet up with Mantis, and then it was incredible.
06:08 - Mantis was there, we brought Mantis.
06:10 Do you know about Mantis, Joey?
06:11 - Praying Mantis?
06:12 - Young Mantis.
06:13 - No, who's this?
06:14 - His body got put on backwards at birth.
06:16 - So he won a Barstool Idol talent competition in 2018.
06:21 He's deformed, as David was saying.
06:22 - A title holder?
06:23 Oh, God.
06:25 (laughing)
06:27 - Is something really wrong with him?
06:31 - Not mentally, like he's mentally sharp,
06:34 very funny, very smart.
06:35 - Oh, he's got BDS.
06:36 - He's right, he had BMW, body made wrong.
06:39 - Yeah, yeah.
06:40 - He's got, I mean.
06:42 - Yeah, obviously, I don't know.
06:43 Something with the body is not--
06:45 - Did he get an advantage in getting
06:48 the ball in the hoop then?
06:49 - I don't know if you'd consider it an advantage.
06:52 - He wants to--
06:53 - Did they give him special treatment 'cause he's--
06:54 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:55 He was shooting from the same free throw.
06:57 Yeah, he's not disabled.
06:59 Honestly, the diagnosis is he's just got a weird shaped body.
07:02 But other than that, there's nothing, to my knowledge,
07:04 that's wrong with him.
07:05 - Wow. - You wouldn't know.
07:06 - He hit 90 in a row one time, 98 in a row or something?
07:09 - 98 in a row, yeah.
07:10 - Allegedly?
07:11 I can't believe he was there.
07:12 Dave signed him to a one day contract.
07:13 He seems to be a person who, he left here,
07:16 they didn't get renewed, whatever.
07:18 He's fine with it.
07:18 He's happy, he's doing his thing.
07:19 - He's doing very well.
07:20 - Goes viral all the time, crushes.
07:22 - Yeah, he's got a bunch of YouTube subscribers,
07:25 TikTok followers, Instagram followers.
07:26 I feel like recently, specifically,
07:28 I've been seeing him all over.
07:30 So I don't know if this one day contract
07:32 leads to him coming back.
07:34 But I think even if not, he's doing well
07:37 in the post-Barstool world.
07:39 But yeah, he showed up in his LeBron Miami heat jersey.
07:42 Him and Pat Bev interacting was like
07:44 everything you'd imagine in more.
07:45 Like you wanted to see Pat Bev react to Mantis
07:47 knocking down shot at him.
07:48 - He was rebounding for him.
07:50 - Yeah, so Mantis comes in, then Ohio State came in.
07:54 He quit his job in Ohio.
07:57 Was like, "Tell my principal I quit."
07:59 He's a teacher.
08:00 - Oh, okay.
08:01 - You don't know anything about
08:02 the Ohio State stuff going on?
08:03 - I have no idea about any of this.
08:04 - Wow, what a-
08:05 - I have no idea about any of this.
08:07 - What does he do?
08:07 He's a teacher.
08:09 - Him, Nate, and Kelly have like a podcast.
08:12 - A love triangle?
08:13 - Yeah, they have a love triangle going on.
08:16 That's really all you need to know.
08:18 And he showed up there.
08:20 He was big down the stretch.
08:21 - Is he from Youngstown?
08:22 I have a friend from Youngstown, Ohio, Bob.
08:24 - Youngstown Bob?
08:25 - Yes, does he know him?
08:26 - Probably.
08:27 - Both from Ohio.
08:28 - Yeah, he could be.
08:29 I don't know if he eats pussy as good as Youngstown Bob.
08:31 - No one does.
08:31 - Nobody does.
08:32 And then we just had a couple, a few ringers show up.
08:35 The one guy, Scott Morris, was the guy at the end.
08:38 He DM'd, I think, the PMT account.
08:40 He was a former D1 player at UNH.
08:43 He was unbelievable.
08:44 He just showed up-
08:44 - Was he in this sweatshirt?
08:46 - Honestly, yeah.
08:47 He had the blue-
08:48 - A baby blue version of that one.
08:50 And he just hit every, like he was on him.
08:52 So the winning team ended up being
08:55 Ohio State, Mantis,
09:00 some guy in the Cavs thing.
09:02 I think he was another ringer.
09:04 Scott Morris, Titus, who Titus-
09:06 - Titus was unbelievable.
09:07 - Was unbelievable.
09:08 Like I obviously know he was a former basketball player,
09:12 but it's like, so just being a former basketball player
09:14 doesn't mean you're automatic from the free throw line.
09:16 - I always thought he got a little too much,
09:17 it didn't annoy me, but I was like, okay,
09:20 like a little too much shine for being a good player.
09:22 But then I saw him shoot-
09:23 - Oh, it was deserved.
09:23 - I was like, oh, you're a pro.
09:26 You're so far above everyone else.
09:28 - It was stunning any time Titus missed.
09:31 Like it was like, you could almost automatically,
09:34 they were using him a lot to go from like six to 14
09:36 the first day of shot.
09:37 You could almost bank on like Titus
09:38 just hitting eight over and over.
09:39 - And Big T too.
09:41 - Well, Big T, so Big T is a very good free throw shooter
09:45 in the past.
09:46 Last night he started off good
09:47 and then the wheels kind of fell off for Big T.
09:49 I felt bad because I do know he's,
09:51 I've seen videos of him being very good,
09:53 but I think he got in his own head.
09:55 And it is funny, like it's stunning that like,
10:00 if outside of Titus, obviously,
10:01 like maybe our three best free throw shooters
10:04 are Big T, Jersey, Jerry, and Kirk.
10:08 Like you would never expect-
10:09 - Dantus kind of?
10:10 - Well, like not people that I guess work here,
10:13 but Jersey, well, not counting Tate either.
10:16 Jersey, Jerry was also unbelievable.
10:18 I felt Jersey, Jerry wasn't getting enough shine.
10:19 He was like just stepping up to the line,
10:21 all five, seven of them, however tall he is.
10:23 - I didn't see him shoot for some-
10:25 - He didn't shoot that much.
10:26 Anytime I saw Jerry shoot,
10:27 he would just go up there and knock down like eight in a row
10:30 and then just walk back.
10:31 It was incredible.
10:31 - Did everyone get their turn?
10:32 Like, so when the first guy went,
10:34 he was able to, is it timed?
10:36 Like how many he can throw in this many minutes?
10:38 - No, it was just how many in a row
10:40 you can make without missing.
10:41 - Without stopping, without missing the ball.
10:43 - But once you missed, it reset to zero.
10:45 So it was strategy of like, all right,
10:47 this guy's made four in a row,
10:49 but is he going to miss the next one?
10:51 - And it was like a lineup,
10:52 and then the next night you go back.
10:53 And that way, and I was sponsored by DraftKings.
10:55 Can people at home bet against
10:56 who is going to win that free throw thing?
10:58 - So there was a whole pool.
10:59 Yeah, there was a pool.
11:00 - How fun.
11:01 - Free to play pool on DraftKings.
11:03 - Yep.
11:05 - The Barstool after dark pool.
11:06 - Are you lying?
11:07 - So there were up to $100,000 in cash prizes.
11:10 - It was a, 'cause I would have bet,
11:11 I would have bet obviously if I was betting.
11:13 - So there were set questions.
11:15 There were set 15 questions.
11:16 So it wasn't like, you know,
11:20 a bet as much as it was a pool, free to play pool.
11:23 And you know, 15 questions you had to answer
11:25 and depending on how many you get right.
11:27 - Well, I would have bet on the real people
11:29 that play basketball.
11:30 - Yeah, I don't know.
11:31 There were 15.
11:32 Yeah, that would have been--
11:33 - I feel like half of it was like ringers
11:34 who we had to bring in.
11:35 Like we did like do it, but also like we had Pat Bev
11:38 and like people from the outside.
11:40 - Everyone, I don't think there was like,
11:41 there was definitely no egregious ringer, bro.
11:43 - No.
11:44 - Like we had Steph Curry show up or something,
11:46 but like Pat Bev works for Barstool.
11:48 And yeah, I mean the two guys at the end,
11:50 I guess don't work for us, but like, they're not,
11:52 you know, there was a fucking,
11:53 a random couple of white guys we found off the street.
11:55 Like it wasn't, it's not like, you know, they're,
11:57 so I, you know, totally fair.
11:59 Yeah, Stephen Che rebounded the entire time.
12:02 PFT too, wasn't even involved in the competition.
12:04 He stayed the whole time and rebounded.
12:06 Che and also what I respect about Che
12:07 was he switched up his pass every time.
12:09 - I saw that.
12:10 - Like Titus, he went like with a rhythmic like lob,
12:13 like big cat was like--
12:14 - He learned what worked for people.
12:15 - Yes.
12:16 - And like fed them the ball perfectly.
12:18 - It was like bounce pass.
12:19 He'd be like bounce pass, chest pass.
12:21 Like that, that was like very Stephen Che.
12:23 - He's disciplined.
12:24 That's why Che is in there.
12:25 - Yeah, we had Rico versus the chat.
12:27 So the rumble chat was on the screen.
12:30 They were, they were giving it to Rico.
12:31 Rico was, if you can believe it, not handling it great.
12:35 Going back--
12:36 - She spirals out of control, that moody bitch.
12:39 - Yeah.
12:40 - I love her though.
12:41 - Bit of a temper on that Bosco, but he made some shots.
12:45 He had an interesting free throw motion
12:47 where it was almost like he was faking a shot every time.
12:49 - He like forced himself to do five in a row.
12:51 - Yeah.
12:52 - Give me five.
12:53 And then he did five in a row.
12:55 I'd like to see a three throw,
12:56 a three point competition between Joey and Jeff.
12:59 At some point.
13:01 Maybe when the stream ends, we do that.
13:03 - I would like to see that too.
13:04 - Why are they always there so late?
13:06 They were finding needles in the haystack
13:08 in the middle of the fucking night.
13:09 - But it's Jerry Afterdark, Barstool Afterdark.
13:11 - Oh, that's why?
13:12 See, I'm learning so much sitting here.
13:14 I should come over here more often.
13:14 - I mean, this could have theoretically been done
13:15 by six o'clock if they did this in like an hour or two.
13:18 - And Dave stayed there overnight?
13:20 - Yeah, stayed there the whole time.
13:21 - Oh my God, that's company, man.
13:22 - He had to, 'cause he had the three biggest shots.
13:23 And he, I mean, clutches all hell, Dave.
13:26 I mean, you know, very strategically missed the first one
13:29 on 15 in the final round.
13:30 Strategically get that mulligan out of the way.
13:32 Don't let people even think about it.
13:34 Rattletome 15, Rattletome 30.
13:35 - Did Kerry Mulligan stay there that late?
13:37 - Oh yeah.
13:38 - Yeah, she was there the whole time.
13:39 - Oh my, you know, for A-list celebrity, that's a big deal.
13:41 - She was there the whole night, Mulligan.
13:43 - Like she's an actual fan, so she was able to.
13:45 - And Big Cat too, two huge shots at the end.
13:47 He left to go take his son to school, I believe.
13:51 Came back, like he was most of the night,
13:53 Big Cat was taking the first two shots.
13:53 - Doesn't he have a nanny?
13:55 - I'm sure he does.
13:56 - I'm sure he does.
13:57 - It is a thing.
13:58 - I think it might've been like a,
13:59 let me get my mind right.
14:01 - When you reach a level of wealth,
14:03 it's like, that's something you can hang your hat on.
14:05 Like I've taken my son to school every day.
14:06 This is what like celebrities like to do that.
14:08 - And I think it was probably like he was there for fucking,
14:10 I don't know, 15 hours, like a get your mind right,
14:13 get out of the building, get back.
14:14 'Cause he had to hit two.
14:16 So a lot of the night he was hitting the first two,
14:18 he's like, let's get out of the way.
14:20 But he had to hit, they hit 38 in a row
14:22 and they hadn't used Big Cat's two shots.
14:24 So he stepped up having to hit the 39th and 40th ones.
14:28 And he hit both.
14:30 Dave hits 41, which like you could hear a pin drop
14:33 in the gym.
14:34 It rattled around for, it felt like an eternity,
14:36 sank through.
14:37 So it is like, I feel like it worked out
14:40 because we got the drama.
14:42 Like instead of having Scott Morris,
14:44 like just sink like 31 through 40,
14:46 like the final three shots had to be Big Cat and Dave.
14:50 And they stepped up and they did.
14:52 - I want to do it next time.
14:53 Pardon me a second, I go there with one arm
14:55 because I think I would have been,
14:56 actually, I don't know.
14:58 I think everyone there was much better
15:00 than I thought they were going to be.
15:01 - Yeah, I agree.
15:02 - Everyone there, I mean, also you get better
15:03 because you're shooting 800 times,
15:04 but like everyone was pretty fucking good.
15:06 - I was stunned at how good everybody was.
15:09 I don't know what the final shooting percentage was,
15:11 but I feel like it was above 50% for sure.
15:14 - You think?
15:15 - If I had to, I mean, I don't know if that's.
15:17 - I had a brutal stretch there around like
15:20 four in the morning.
15:22 - Yeah.
15:23 - Or they couldn't make more than like two in a row,
15:24 but I bet it was over 50.
15:26 - Do they serve refreshments after that late?
15:28 Like do they order food?
15:28 - Yeah, they had food and stuff there.
15:30 They had some, I'm sure some Body Armor Flash IV,
15:33 staying hydrated.
15:33 - They're not allowed to eat.
15:35 - I like this one.
15:36 I like anything pink, the strawberry kiwi.
15:38 - I was, I originally shied away from this
15:41 'cause it's yellow and I thought it was gonna be
15:42 lemon lime, but it's tropical punch
15:43 and it tastes like I'm on a vacation.
15:45 - Yeah.
15:46 So yeah, just an incredible stream.
15:50 Captivating.
15:52 I'm assuming no Jerry After Dark tonight, I would guess,
15:55 but I'm sure next week he'll be back.
15:57 - They make him do another one, like find more people.
15:58 - Yeah, at least this one he had, you know,
16:00 like the hole in one stream was just,
16:04 it was literally all him.
16:05 Like at least this one, there was a tune in there.
16:07 - Great, I loved it, A plus.
16:09 - Yeah, fantastic stuff.
16:10 49ers wide receiver, well, you take the lead
16:15 on this one, Joey.
16:16 Brandon Iuk family is tweeting about him
16:19 leaving San Francisco after the Superbowl.
16:21 I mean, what do you think of this?
16:22 Basically he's on the Niners, right?
16:23 - Yes.
16:24 - And he didn't get the ball that much, right?
16:27 - At the big game.
16:28 - Yeah, and they lost and now his brothers
16:30 are like, fuck his team.
16:31 They should have given him the ball more.
16:32 - Well, that's 'cause this is all written,
16:34 this is all a script that was written by Taylor Swift
16:36 and her team of writers.
16:37 - And Joe Biden.
16:37 - And Joe Biden.
16:38 What's happening is Taylor Swift paid the NFL
16:41 so she can like promote herself
16:42 because she's got a new album coming out
16:44 and she also is trying to get everyone to vote for Biden
16:47 'cause she wants to be the only American girl
16:48 and the only American couple so then the season happens
16:51 and now everyone's gonna vote for them.
16:53 That's why, but this poor guy didn't even get a throw in
16:56 because it wasn't in the script.
16:57 - Yep, that's why.
16:58 So he's like, his brothers want to blame the Niners,
17:00 blame Joe Biden.
17:01 - Why do his brothers care?
17:03 - I mean, no, they probably want your brother
17:05 to do well in the Superbowl.
17:06 - Can we make a distinction, are these his brothers
17:07 or brothers?
17:08 - Brothers.
17:09 - That's very important, that's very important, Pat.
17:11 - DNA.
17:12 - Actual brothers.
17:13 - Well, this, wait a minute,
17:14 this says best friend slash brother,
17:16 so I guess it's both of them.
17:17 - Well, it's like a Disney on ice show.
17:21 - John Rich.
17:21 - It was all like, if it wasn't one of the popular ones
17:24 or someone dating someone's girlfriend,
17:26 Travis Kelce's not even one of the quarterbacks,
17:27 he's getting all the attention
17:28 'cause he's fucking that woman.
17:30 It's like, shouldn't the actual quarterbacks
17:32 be worrying about who they kiss first
17:34 instead of some slut on the sideline?
17:38 - Do you follow, Tom?
17:39 - Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
17:41 - Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he's a good player,
17:42 but why was it like, is this guy,
17:44 what guy, this guy's position?
17:45 - This guy is--
17:46 - He's a wide receiver, he's not on Travis Kelce.
17:48 - And what does Travis Kelce do?
17:49 - He, similar thing, he's a tight end.
17:51 - Exactly, so why is it, he's on the other--
17:53 - They both catch the ball, but they're on different teams.
17:55 - He's not getting any show
17:55 'cause he doesn't have a popular girlfriend on the side.
17:57 - Well, yeah, he should have more wins.
17:58 - Also, his family and best friend is trash,
18:00 you are trash of the highest order.
18:03 - These people are trash?
18:03 - You lost the Super Bowl, yeah, the brother,
18:05 you lost the Super Bowl and you're like,
18:06 complaining publicly that he didn't get enough catches,
18:09 like that was gonna change things.
18:10 You couldn't beat the Chiefs
18:11 when they were at their absolute worst.
18:12 - And he didn't buy enough merch?
18:13 So that's talking sports.
18:14 - Yeah, that was part, and now,
18:16 I mean, I think he's a free agent at the end of this year,
18:18 I'm pretty sure.
18:18 - That's embarrassing, like imagine
18:19 if you were a professional athlete
18:21 and you just lost a game or you won a game
18:24 and it's all about the team, you know,
18:26 what can we do better, and your brother,
18:29 or your friend publicly came out--
18:30 - I was gonna say, I'd be especially shocked
18:32 because I'm an only child.
18:33 So if I had a, if I had someone I'd be like,
18:35 I'm Tommy's brother, I'd be like,
18:37 who the fuck is this guy, mom?
18:38 - That's the storyline?
18:40 - Yeah.
18:40 - I mean, it's just embarrassing, like, ugh.
18:43 Especially if I have a 1300 yard receiver.
18:46 - Just talk about it.
18:47 - Yeah.
18:48 - Talk about it.
18:49 - Tell her.
18:50 - Uh-huh.
18:50 - All right, second half of the rundown
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19:54 - I go every year.
19:55 I don't miss it.
19:56 I think I know, I wasn't a fan of NASCAR
19:57 or Daytona 500 before that,
19:58 but you know, I go 'cause it's such an iconic,
20:01 historic event.
20:02 So I make sure I go every year.
20:03 - Yeah, that's right.
20:05 You march on.
20:06 - Is this gonna be your first NASCAR race?
20:08 - No, we went to a bunch.
20:10 - Oh, okay.
20:11 I'm telling you, it is so much.
20:13 - Yeah, I went to one in Nashville.
20:14 I loved it.
20:14 - Oh, the one like the donut track one, maybe?
20:17 I went with Large and Spider to a bunch.
20:19 I don't know, it's awesome.
20:20 - It was a circular track for sure.
20:21 - It was a circle.
20:22 (laughing)
20:23 It wasn't a straight one.
20:23 - But yeah, it was in Nashville.
20:24 The atmosphere is awesome.
20:25 Like, same thing, like, you know,
20:27 I didn't know what to expect.
20:28 I loved it.
20:29 It's the atmosphere there.
20:30 - It's electric there.
20:31 It's so much fun.
20:31 When you're on the infield, it's like,
20:33 it's so loud though.
20:33 I have to put earplugs.
20:35 - Oh my God.
20:36 - So if you're going out to be on the infield,
20:38 wear earplugs.
20:39 - You are shocked.
20:40 You can like feel like the sound in your chest
20:42 when they start up.
20:43 But they treat us so good there.
20:44 They give us special treatment.
20:45 So it's awesome.
20:46 It's gonna be really, really fun.
20:48 - Speaking of Taylor Swift,
20:50 we were starting to mention her,
20:51 Joey was talking about her.
20:52 There's a rumor that Kansas City officials,
20:56 like of the actual city,
20:57 have asked Taylor Swift to not attend
21:00 the Super Bowl parade.
21:01 City manager said in regards,
21:02 "Can't confirm or deny."
21:04 We might've already told that to her team
21:06 just to keep everybody safe
21:07 and make things a little bit easier on us.
21:09 The Super Bowl parade's tomorrow, 11 a.m.
21:11 She'll be in Australia Friday.
21:12 I actually think this kind of makes sense.
21:14 - 100%.
21:15 She has no place being there at all.
21:17 This is his thing.
21:19 And again, she goes to anywhere she goes.
21:21 - Are you a Taylor Swift hater?
21:22 - No, I'm not a hater.
21:23 - Oh, dear.
21:24 - I just can't stand,
21:25 I don't understand the hoopla around her.
21:27 I mean, I'm sure she's lovely
21:28 and she's a great thing,
21:29 but I don't get the,
21:30 just like "Game of Thrones,"
21:31 I never understood that.
21:32 I don't run into it.
21:34 I don't understand the fandom of Taylor Swift.
21:39 Anyway, the thing is,
21:41 where she goes, she steals,
21:42 she's an attention whore.
21:42 It's just like she's standing up
21:44 at the fucking Grammys the entire,
21:45 like, "Sit down, bitch.
21:46 "Stop making everything about you."
21:47 It's like--
21:48 - That's why they don't want us in Chicago.
21:49 - This has nothing to do with you.
21:51 It's your boyfriend's fucking time to shine.
21:52 And if you go there,
21:53 it's gonna be just like another fucking
21:54 look at me kind of moment.
21:55 - I mean, to be fair,
21:56 I do think players usually have loved ones on the boat.
21:59 - But she's not a loved one.
22:01 - She's broken up in a week.
22:02 - She's an entity and there's,
22:03 she's doing this for attention.
22:04 I don't think she has any place being there.
22:06 And I don't want to,
22:07 it's his moment.
22:07 Stop trying to steal the shine.
22:08 - I think she's gonna show up.
22:09 - She should not have been on that field.
22:10 - I'm telling you,
22:11 players would probably be upset that she's there.
22:12 If I was like a--
22:13 - I agree, 'cause it becomes a little bit more about,
22:17 like, going to the games and everything.
22:19 Anyone that had a problem with her going to the games,
22:21 I think is crazy.
22:22 - Yeah, that's crazy.
22:23 - I do think being on a float like that,
22:24 it would,
22:25 and also like almost for her safety.
22:26 Like, I feel like,
22:27 I don't know,
22:28 it's like a madhouse,
22:29 but like, yeah, I agree.
22:30 Like, just, you know.
22:31 - She's gonna,
22:32 you know she's going though.
22:33 - But the players also may want her there,
22:34 because it is Taylor Swift.
22:35 - Yeah, that would be sick.
22:36 That would be sick to party with Taylor Swift.
22:38 - Yeah, so I don't know.
22:39 - Drinks too.
22:39 She was boozing it up at the,
22:41 - Yeah, her and Kelsey were singing Love Story together.
22:43 I think she's gonna go,
22:45 and then at the end of the parade,
22:47 whoever it is will speak.
22:48 They'll get the keys to the city,
22:49 and then they'll say,
22:50 "We have one more announcement."
22:51 - She's gonna--
22:52 - Taylor Swift will take the mic,
22:53 and she's gonna endorse Joe Biden.
22:54 And that's the end of the script.
22:57 - That's it.
22:58 We all know she's a MAGA girl.
22:59 Let's not pretend.
23:00 - Let's have this story end.
23:01 - Oh, definitely.
23:02 From rural Pennsylvania?
23:03 Come on.
23:03 - Sleepy, yeah, she's not a fan of sleepy.
23:06 That'll be cut.
23:07 - Yeah, that's fine.
23:08 - That's fine.
23:09 - Yeah, that's fine.
23:10 MAGA.
23:13 Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen are reportedly breaking up.
23:16 - Oh no.
23:17 - As Michael Jordan's son engaged to Scottie,
23:19 his old teammate, Scottie Pippen's ex-wife, Larsa Pippen.
23:22 Oh, they were engaged?
23:23 I didn't really--
23:24 - They were here the other day.
23:25 - That's serious.
23:25 - They were what?
23:26 - They were here the other day.
23:27 - Larsa Pippen was here.
23:28 - They were, yeah, 'cause they were doing--
23:29 - She was in the office.
23:30 - Marcus came later. - Some of the traders.
23:31 Yes, I was supposed to do a skit with them,
23:33 but I had to leave because something was being delivered.
23:37 - To your home?
23:38 - Yeah.
23:39 - Oh.
23:40 - I forget what it was.
23:41 - Care to elaborate on that?
23:41 - I think it was--
23:43 - A Honduran baby?
23:44 - No.
23:45 Maybe my dining room table?
23:47 - No, that was delivered by Christmas.
23:50 - I don't remember.
23:50 I was making a piece of furniture delivered
23:51 and I had to run.
23:52 Anyway, I dodged a bullet and so did Marcus Jordan
23:55 because she has a--
23:56 - She's hot.
23:58 - She's hot, but she's also problematic.
24:01 - Go on.
24:01 - I don't know her personally,
24:02 but I know that she's been known to be a thirst trap
24:07 and kind of getting involved in--
24:08 - What's wrong with being a thirst trap?
24:09 - I don't think there's anything wrong
24:10 with being a thirst trap.
24:10 Her dad would get madder and make her take down
24:12 Instagram posts if they were too risque.
24:14 - Her dad?
24:15 - Yeah, Larsa Pippen's father.
24:16 - How old was she?
24:17 - Doesn't seem like she has a dad.
24:18 - I blogged it.
24:19 It was like, I swear to God,
24:21 I thought it was the weirdest thing.
24:22 He'd be like, "That was too thirsty,"
24:23 and she'd take it down.
24:24 - Well, she married--
24:25 - That's bizarre.
24:26 - Well, she was famously exiled from the Kardashian clan
24:29 because she was--
24:30 - Why?
24:30 - Because she was thirsty and nosy
24:32 and she couldn't keep a secret, probably.
24:34 - Do you make your girlfriends run into your Empire posts
24:37 by you before they post them?
24:39 - No, I mean, I want my girlfriend to be hot.
24:43 - When you've raised a girl and bring her back to the house,
24:44 do you make her put her phone in a pillowcase
24:46 so she can't take videos of you?
24:47 - Yeah, well, it's right next to the NDA.
24:49 - Yeah.
24:49 - Yeah.
24:50 You get a night with smoke,
24:51 that's not for public consumption.
24:52 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:54 But yeah, I mean, they're broken up.
24:57 Now, he's big to an Empire, too.
24:59 Like, he's obviously gonna be very wealthy
25:02 when the old man--
25:03 - Probably wealthy now, yeah.
25:05 - Is he part owner
25:05 in the Michael Jordan sneaker collection?
25:08 - I mean, Jordan's worth, what, a couple billion dollars?
25:10 I remember back in the day,
25:11 this was maybe five years ago or so back in the day,
25:13 he was playing something--
25:15 - It just seems like she's in it for the money.
25:16 She seems like a gold digger.
25:18 - He was playing some card game in Vegas
25:20 betting like $50,000 a hand
25:21 and people got all upset about it,
25:22 and so he had to remind people.
25:23 He's like, "No, no, no.
25:24 "My father's Michael Jordan."
25:26 - Right.
25:27 - "It's fine, I'm not gonna lose it."
25:29 I don't know.
25:30 I don't get it.
25:31 I think it was just,
25:32 they were just smitten with each other.
25:33 Also, didn't Larsa Pippen use,
25:34 wasn't part of her claim to fame,
25:36 she said that her and Scottie would have to fuck
25:38 three times a day?
25:39 No matter what, on team planes, anywhere?
25:41 - Maybe.
25:42 I also get confused.
25:43 Was that, could it have been
25:44 Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman, maybe?
25:46 - Could have been.
25:48 - It could have also been what you said, but.
25:50 - Oh yeah, there you go.
25:52 - Four times a night, every night.
25:54 - Is that why they broke up?
25:55 - Humanly possible.
25:58 - She and Scottie had four times a night, every night.
26:00 Never had an off date.
26:02 - For 23 years?
26:02 - 23 years.
26:03 - How many times is that?
26:05 - 23 times, or 365 times.
26:07 - Four times a night.
26:08 - Four times, 23?
26:09 Well, also, they have to, they have--
26:11 - I had a guess.
26:12 I'm gonna say it's like 34,000 times.
26:14 - This is like Rain Man shit, if you get this.
26:17 - 33.5.
26:17 - What about during a leap?
26:18 - That's impressive.
26:19 - What about a leap year?
26:20 And then we have to kind of--
26:21 - They take away for the high holidays.
26:23 - I wonder if they're climaxing every time.
26:24 Probably not, right?
26:25 - No.
26:27 - If just putting it in counts?
26:28 - Well, he probably will, but I don't think the woman does.
26:30 - Do they have, yeah, I was gonna say,
26:31 do they have to cum?
26:32 Well, women are incapable of cumming,
26:33 but does he have to cum every time?
26:36 - I don't know.
26:37 That seems like a lot.
26:39 - Well, then I could have sex infinitely.
26:41 - Yeah, if you don't have to,
26:42 if you don't have the pressure
26:43 of having to shoot a fat rope.
26:45 - Yeah, but I just gotta fucking flop it in there.
26:47 - God.
26:48 - No, that's the pressure, though.
26:49 That's why I go to him's.
26:51 - Next up, Liberty,
26:53 speaking of a place people aren't allowed to have sex.
26:55 - This is where Carolyn Badalamps
26:56 went to school for undergrad.
26:58 - Liberty University students explain their insane rules.
27:04 - Rules at our university
27:05 that would send a normal person into a spiral.
27:08 - Part one.
27:09 - We have a bedtime.
27:11 - Just kidding, it's a curfew,
27:12 and on the weekdays, it's 12 a.m.,
27:17 and on the weekends, we get 30 extra minutes.
27:20 - 12 30, and Wednesdays, it's 10 p.m.
27:23 (Carolyn laughs)
27:24 - You can't have people of the opposite gender
27:26 in your dorms at all.
27:29 - None.
27:29 - At all.
27:31 - Ever.
27:31 - Another rule that we have to follow
27:33 is that you have to sign out,
27:35 aka fill out a little permission slip
27:38 to get permission to stay off campus,
27:40 and you have to stay with a married couple.
27:44 Not with anyone single.
27:45 - Married couple.
27:46 - They have to be married.
27:47 - So y'all don't sneaky link on the low.
27:50 - Okay, so you can't wear shorts to class.
27:51 Doesn't matter if you're a girl or a guy,
27:54 you cannot wear shorts to class.
27:56 If you were a girl,
27:57 you either have to wear a skirt or long pants,
27:59 and if you're a guy, you have to wear long pants.
28:01 - You're also not supposed to wear sweatpants either.
28:03 - No sweatpants to class.
28:05 - Mm-mm, that's a no-no.
28:06 When you go to the gym, for example,
28:09 this wouldn't be allowed.
28:11 - Dress code!
28:11 - You would get dress coded and kicked out of the gym
28:14 because you're showing your midriff!
28:16 - No midriff!
28:18 - You cannot drink alcohol in or outside of the university.
28:23 Even if you're 21,
28:26 even if you're at home with your family and you're 21,
28:28 you cannot drink alcohol
28:29 while you are enrolled in the university.
28:32 - Or else you'll get called
28:34 on the Liberty University Police Department.
28:36 - And canceled!
28:37 - Get married.
28:38 So we do have a culture called ring by spring,
28:41 and my precious roommates asked me to talk about this
28:43 because they're probably both gonna be married next year
28:45 at the age of 20.
28:46 - So the ring by spring culture
28:49 is that you literally get married
28:53 while you're going to school there.
28:55 Freshman, roll the clip.
28:56 - So Liberty, for those that don't know,
28:59 it's an evangelical school
29:00 with a really good football team.
29:01 They ended up ranked, I know,
29:02 top 25 this year at a bowl game.
29:05 50K students.
29:06 It's located in Lynchburg, Virginia.
29:08 And this TikTok went viral. - Lynch?
29:13 - Easy.
29:14 - Sorry.
29:16 - Explaining the crazy rules.
29:19 12, 30 a.m. curfew on weekends.
29:22 12 a.m. curfew on weekdays.
29:23 I'm almost surprised that's not earlier.
29:25 That's not enough of a difference.
29:26 10 p.m. curfew on Wednesdays for some reason.
29:29 Can't have the opposite gender in your dorm room.
29:31 Oh, but maybe you can have- - I love that, yeah.
29:33 - They're pro-gay sex, I guess.
29:35 - I've always followed that rule.
29:35 - If you wanna stay on campus,
29:36 you have to get permission,
29:38 stay with a, and stay with a married couple.
29:40 Wait, are there married couples on campus?
29:43 - There's married couples. - This is the rooming-
29:44 - No, off campus.
29:45 - This is what's finest.
29:46 - Oh. - Yep.
29:47 - Like, you have to stay with your parents,
29:48 but if they're not married,
29:49 they're not good enough for you to stay with.
29:50 - Hey, come stay with me, son.
29:51 I'll show you the way.
29:52 No, you don't wanna be with the distraction of those-
29:53 - Yeah, you can shoot 'em on my wife's hooters.
29:56 - Yeah, maybe.
29:56 - They're probably hornier than the college kids.
29:58 - No shorts or sweatpants?
30:00 - That's- - Well, that makes sense.
30:00 - No midriff, no alcohol ever.
30:02 This is like, what this is,
30:05 now we have a very big- - Sounds like paradise.
30:07 - It sounds like paradise.
30:08 We have a very big evangelical following,
30:09 so we don't wanna isolate people here,
30:11 but this is mental illness.
30:13 If you are a college student,
30:14 and you are going to this school,
30:15 I guess if you have the blinders on
30:17 and you're growing up in this world,
30:18 it doesn't seem weird.
30:19 And this isn't even the cool kind of mental illness
30:20 that you can get attention for on Twitter.
30:22 This is the kind of- - You can't make TikToks
30:23 about this one. - Can't make TikToks
30:24 about this.
30:25 This is just- - Oh, okay.
30:26 - Is this a Catholic school or is that,
30:27 it's a religious school.
30:28 - It's evangelical.
30:29 - That's religion? - Christian.
30:30 - It's like, yeah.
30:32 And the guy who funded this, Jerry Caldwell,
30:34 Falwell, he is a notorious cuck.
30:37 So he's this massive, super rich evangelical guy
30:41 who funded the Trump campaign, blah, blah, blah.
30:43 He funded this school to build up their program,
30:45 their football program.
30:46 And he had a documentary put out about him,
30:49 I believe it was on Netflix. - A shockumentary.
30:50 - A shockumentary, where him and his wife got caught
30:53 had as- - I saw this!
30:54 - As cucks.
30:55 There was a- - I saw this!
30:56 - Cool boy who they brought into their relationship,
30:58 and this kid ended up airing out everything that they did.
31:01 So the long and short,
31:02 the point I'm trying to make is that
31:04 if you're this perfect and this by the book,
31:06 there's always demons lurking around.
31:09 - Well, this seems, it's a red flag right away.
31:11 I mean, anytime there's an organized religion like that,
31:14 it's like-
31:15 - Well, I believe in some religion.
31:17 - Okay, no.
31:18 But this is very culty, and I think that-
31:20 - Evens.
31:21 - But do they, that's what I'm saying,
31:22 the evangelical, do they not drink in their regular life?
31:25 I think the same thing is, that's why.
31:26 So they're just instilling-
31:27 - Yeah, I was gonna say-
31:28 - They're just instilling the rules of their religion.
31:30 - I don't feel bad for these kids
31:32 because they knew what they're signing up for.
31:34 - I don't think they do,
31:34 because I don't think they know what else is out there.
31:37 Like, if they knew that this- - That's why they're
31:38 on Ramus Pringa.
31:39 - That's why they're on Ramus Pringa.
31:41 - If you were like a great football player,
31:43 and you're not like super religious or anything,
31:45 but this was like the only D1 scholarship you got,
31:47 would you take it?
31:48 - No.
31:49 But then again, I'm just-
31:50 - You can drink when no one's looking.
31:52 - I have a theory they let the football players
31:53 do whatever they want.
31:54 - Yeah, maybe.
31:55 - Also, like how-
31:56 - I think that's just the case at most colleges.
31:59 - I think this rulebook exists just so donors
32:01 like Jerry Falwell can be like, "Here's a bunch of money.
32:04 "Look at what our rules are on the book."
32:06 Like, I can't imagine an RA like going into someone's,
32:09 I can't imagine Rear Admiral doing it,
32:10 an RA going into someone's room and being like,
32:13 "Your bed's not made."
32:15 - That's like military.
32:16 I mean, I just think you know what you're signing up for.
32:17 I think these people, if they are into that vibe,
32:20 like they love that kind of lifestyle,
32:22 it just kind of follows the lifestyle.
32:23 So like, you don't have,
32:24 no one that's gonna be bothered by this would go there.
32:27 You know what I mean?
32:27 - Yeah.
32:28 - Like, you're not gonna go to that school
32:29 if you're not that religion, are you?
32:30 - Well, if you're a football player and-
32:31 - Yeah.
32:32 - Oh, that's what you're saying.
32:33 - Is this, evangelical's not Mormon.
32:35 - No.
32:36 It's Christian of some sort.
32:37 I don't.
32:38 I actually don't,
32:39 I don't think it's like an official branch.
32:41 I'm not gonna sound like an idiot right now, but.
32:43 - It also says no fats or fems.
32:45 - Yeah, also called evangelical Christianity
32:47 or evangelical Protestantism
32:49 is a worldwide interdenominational movement with Protestant.
32:54 Yeah, it's some Christian shit.
32:56 - This is like the,
32:57 it's like Christianity's version of like Orthodox.
33:00 - Sure.
33:01 - Maybe.
33:02 - Yeah, maybe.
33:03 Honestly.
33:04 - More religion.
33:05 - Honestly, that, without knowing anything about it,
33:07 that I'm gonna think that that's-
33:07 - Yeah, they're very by the book.
33:09 They're very regimented.
33:10 They're very whatever.
33:11 Maybe we take out the stuff about mental illness,
33:13 but yeah, I don't know.
33:14 - No, it's fine.
33:15 They're not watching this.
33:16 - You know what's soaking it?
33:17 - They saw you two were on
33:18 and they said, "I'm skipping tonight."
33:20 - I have to do soaking, I'm sure.
33:23 - Yeah.
33:23 - That's what you and Tommy do on sleepovers.
33:26 - Yep.
33:27 - Oh.
33:28 - It was fun.
33:29 - Ohio State announced he's moving to Chicago.
33:32 - Yeah, so Ohio State after the stream.
33:34 So again, showed up to the stream, hit a bunch of shots.
33:37 He announced on wake up, the return of wake up,
33:40 by the way, that was very funny.
33:41 Like if you notice the stream,
33:44 they knew to end right before the return of wake up mince.
33:47 It ended at like 855 maybe AM Eastern time.
33:51 And the return of wake up mince was 9 AM.
33:54 So that was-
33:55 - It was in the localized views.
33:55 - That was no accident
33:56 'cause they were not going up against wake up mince.
33:59 Ohio State said he's, I don't know if he,
34:01 yeah, he basically was kind of like he's moving to Chicago,
34:03 but he was like, which I don't think
34:05 is that crazy of an aspect.
34:06 I feel like we knew that.
34:07 I think the bigger announcement is that he said
34:09 when he's coming to New York,
34:10 so there's a whole thing before he starts,
34:12 he's got to come to New York
34:12 that Dave is going to be with him for the week.
34:15 Like Dave's going to also come.
34:16 - Oh, he's going to be here facilitating.
34:18 - He's probably drumming up the chaos, yeah.
34:20 - Like, that'll be good, I think.
34:23 Like on the job training.
34:25 Yeah, I guess it kind of is on the job training.
34:29 - I don't think it's that as much as it's stirring the chaos.
34:32 I think it's like, hey, Ohio State,
34:33 sit between Nate and Kelly.
34:35 - What's the-
34:36 - Here's your seat, like that.
34:38 - Oh, you're right over here.
34:39 - Yeah.
34:40 I would imagine that's going to be more of the vibe
34:42 than like, here's how you, you know, log a sick day.
34:46 - Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine him having meetings
34:50 with like, do we even have HR?
34:52 - ETO?
34:52 - I think we got rid of that, finally.
34:53 - What does Keegs think?
34:55 Do we want to get her on?
34:57 - Sure, if we want.
34:59 - I'm going to let you go ahead
35:00 and facilitate that as the host.
35:02 - Do you want to come on?
35:05 - Hold on.
35:06 - Just so everyone knows,
35:10 she is wearing white boots and a vest.
35:13 - You're joking, honestly.
35:15 [laughing]
35:17 - I don't want to shock anyone.
35:18 - Yeah, well, you've been mouthing off all day.
35:20 - I've been getting shots of my boots today.
35:22 - Sorry, I wasn't listening to what you were saying.
35:24 I assume this is-
35:25 - We're saying Tate is moving here.
35:26 Dave's going to be here.
35:28 How do you think, what's your strategy for this?
35:31 Are you thinking about him at all?
35:32 Do you think it's going to be weird?
35:34 Think it'll be funny?
35:35 Is there water under the bridge?
35:36 What are we thinking?
35:37 - I think a month from now,
35:39 I'm still going to have the exact amount of rage
35:41 that I have right now.
35:42 I don't think it's going to go anywhere.
35:43 I'm serious, it will last forever.
35:45 I think that there's nothing else I can say at this point.
35:47 I mean, yeah, you got a job.
35:48 He gets to go hang out at the fucking fun house.
35:50 He doesn't have to do anything.
35:51 He just, he gets everything he wants.
35:53 What am I supposed to say about it?
35:54 - I think you should be over the top nice to him.
35:56 - Yes.
35:57 - I don't think I have that in me.
35:59 I can barely be nice when I'm actually being nice.
36:01 - I think it would like break his brain.
36:04 I think if like he shows up,
36:06 if he shows up on day one
36:07 and we have like a welcome Ohio State banner
36:10 and balloons, that'd be hilarious.
36:14 - I just don't know what he's doing.
36:15 - What if we have a welcome Ohio State party
36:17 and we like set up chairs in the circle
36:19 and make him sit in the middle and like perform for us.
36:21 - Read his blogs.
36:22 - And we're like, thank God, like we're so happy you're here.
36:24 - Yeah.
36:25 - We're so hyped, like we just want to watch.
36:26 - We'll get a pinata or some shit.
36:29 - We want to take notes.
36:30 Like, should we set up a whole thing?
36:31 And like, we watch him work all day
36:32 and we just take notes on what he does all day
36:34 so we can improve ourselves.
36:35 - Yeah, I think that's gotta be more of the energy.
36:38 - Yeah, okay.
36:39 - And I mean, Dave being here will also throw a wrench.
36:43 - Dave being here, yeah, I mean, that's fine.
36:44 That's fine that Dave wants to be here,
36:46 but sad that he can't show up by himself.
36:47 I guess he can't handle himself.
36:49 I don't know, he's scared.
36:50 - Dave?
36:51 - He needs daddy to come help him.
36:52 - We got mommy and daddy.
36:53 - No, no, Tate.
36:53 - No, I'm just kidding.
36:54 - I just don't know what's like, is he gonna,
36:56 like, does he come in and just act like nothing happened?
36:59 Or does he like, I don't know what he's gonna get to do.
37:02 He's gonna be like, hey, what's up?
37:03 It's like, oh, hi.
37:03 - No, this is exactly what will happen.
37:05 He'll walk in, everybody's gonna be like, ooh,
37:07 and then everyone's gonna be like, oh, what's up, what's up?
37:09 Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
37:10 And then it's all gonna be over.
37:11 - Yeah, we'll probably end up at like Triple Crown
37:13 with him by like 5.30 p.m.
37:15 - Nobody here has a fucking backbone.
37:17 Like, nobody's gonna, you know,
37:18 it's exactly how it's gonna happen.
37:19 And then I'll just have to sit there
37:20 and stew in my anger for the rest of time.
37:23 And I will.
37:24 - You should slap him.
37:25 - All right, well, that's the plan.
37:26 (laughing)
37:27 - You thought about slapping him?
37:28 - I thought, I was searching online how much time,
37:31 what kind of trouble would I get in
37:33 if I punched this guy in the face?
37:34 I like looked at him.
37:35 - I feel like you wouldn't get it.
37:36 - It's like a fine.
37:37 It all depends, it's a fine.
37:38 And then it depends on like, if he wants to press charge.
37:40 - You're a black trans woman, it's fine.
37:42 - It can't happen inside this office.
37:43 I'd have to like sneak up on the street.
37:45 Like it's more to a different thing.
37:46 - Oh, you had to sneak up with him on the street?
37:49 - I would have thought it would be--
37:49 - He, like, like Tonya Harding,
37:50 she waits outside of the thing.
37:52 - Yes, yes.
37:52 - I thought it would be worse in the office.
37:55 No, I thought it would be worse outside of the office.
37:57 - No, no, no, 'cause in the office, it's like,
38:00 you know, he's threatening lawsuits and stuff.
38:01 He forgets that like, we can say whatever we want here.
38:03 It's part of our contract, but like he--
38:05 - Right, so wouldn't you be able to punch him in the office?
38:07 - I don't know, 'cause then, well then,
38:09 if I punch him in the office, can he not try to sue me?
38:11 He's already thrown around like lawyers in his blog.
38:13 My girlfriend's a lawyer, her parents are lawyers.
38:15 - Did you know, say the story, the saga?
38:17 - No, I just found out about him today.
38:19 - It was, Joey, this is, remember last week
38:21 he came up to you and you were like,
38:22 "Ew, who are all these fucking losers
38:23 "being so mean to you online?"
38:24 - Oh, that's who it is?
38:24 - That's who this, yeah.
38:25 - Oh. - Yeah.
38:27 - How do you just miss things like that?
38:29 - They don't have service in the flower district.
38:31 - No, they don't have service in the flower district.
38:34 - But anyway, yeah, no, I mean, like I said,
38:36 he got everything he wanted.
38:37 He's, you know, he gets to move to Chicago.
38:40 He gets to pal around with all the boys.
38:42 - I'm honestly stunned he didn't make like,
38:45 I thought like just the way the Barstool universe works,
38:47 I thought he was gonna like show up
38:49 and hit like 30 in a row and like get carried off.
38:53 He did hit like some ones in the final,
38:54 but I thought he was gonna hit like 35 shots.
38:56 - When he showed up, like, I was certain
38:58 that was gonna happen.
38:59 - Yeah, like there was like--
39:00 - 'Cause he's very good at shooting.
39:01 Like he, it was really close to happening.
39:03 - I stayed up 'til like 2.30 and then I went to,
39:05 I was like, I can't watch 'cause he is gonna show up
39:06 and then it's gonna save the stream
39:08 and then, you know, that's gonna be the whole thing.
39:09 But no, I couldn't bear that, so I went to sleep.
39:12 I was thankful that, you know, he,
39:14 was he a part of the final game?
39:16 - Yeah.
39:17 - How many did he get?
39:18 - A few, I think.
39:19 - All right, well.
39:20 - Five, eight, seven.
39:21 - Good for him, that's--
39:22 - I was gonna make a joke, but I didn't.
39:23 - Good for him, but yeah, I mean, whatever.
39:25 He can have all of his fun in Chicago.
39:27 He can suck everybody's dick, that's fine.
39:29 But we all know, I know--
39:29 - Why don't you go to the New York office for that?
39:32 - Yeah, well, I know who he is.
39:34 - Who is he?
39:35 - Piece of shit.
39:36 I don't care if he wants to masquerade
39:38 as whoever the fuck else he is.
39:39 The way he got here was not genuine.
39:42 And, you know, we'll see how it goes.
39:43 - I just don't know how we're gonna act, like--
39:44 - Arm is real.
39:46 - Am I supposed, like, should I like put thought into this?
39:49 Or do I, I'm just, I don't really have a dog in the--
39:51 - I'm putting thought into what?
39:52 - I'm friends with you, but it's like,
39:53 I don't have, like, a dog in the--
39:54 - No, no, no, again.
39:55 - Like, should I be strategizing on, like, how to--
39:56 - Nobody, nobody is gonna do anything.
39:57 - Or I just kind of am like, I--
39:58 - I mean, he's not gonna come in with, like, an AK.
40:00 Like, we don't need, like, defense plan.
40:03 - No one is going to do shit.
40:03 - Like, we don't need, like, a blueprint
40:05 to, like, a home alone fucking thing.
40:07 - It's not what he does for work all day.
40:09 Well, I guess I'll see this.
40:10 And then at the end of the day, you present him.
40:12 Give him points of improvement.
40:13 - Yeah, I mean, no one's gonna do shit.
40:14 Like, I can be a bitch, whatever.
40:15 And then I'll just look insane online.
40:17 'Cause everyone's gonna sit back, like,
40:18 and stay out of it.
40:19 No one's gonna be--
40:20 - You'll have more ammo after he starts being full-time.
40:23 - That's true.
40:24 - Like, the thing is, like, he's,
40:25 there's not much you can say about Ohio State right now.
40:27 'Cause you don't really, like,
40:28 people don't really know anything about him.
40:29 - Yeah, yeah. - Right.
40:30 - Like--
40:30 - We tried to call him on the rundown,
40:31 and then I'm gonna put that clip out.
40:32 I, like, was told not to put that clip out
40:34 because we were protecting Francis or some shit.
40:36 And I don't care about that anymore.
40:37 - What, what, protecting him from what?
40:39 - Well, 'cause Dave said it on the stream at the Super Bowl.
40:41 So why can't I post that clip of us FaceTiming,
40:44 him answering, and then him hanging up on me
40:48 when I took the phone?
40:49 - This is on radio?
40:50 - Yeah, he talked about the Francis stuff.
40:52 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:54 - Which is the only reason why,
40:55 because then it would be like,
40:56 why was Francis cut from the rundown?
40:58 It's because he was listing real pedophile names.
41:00 People know that now.
41:01 And so whatever.
41:03 Anyway, doesn't matter.
41:04 I can't, I'm gonna stew in this anger like I said.
41:06 Fuck this guy.
41:07 I don't, that's great that he dropped everything
41:09 he was doing to quit and drive in the middle of the night
41:11 and suck off everyone in Chicago.
41:13 I'm happy for them.
41:14 Great stream.
41:15 It all went well.
41:16 Love DraftKings.
41:17 Love our new partner.
41:18 Thrilled about it.
41:19 Go team.
41:20 - Go off.
41:21 - Go off.
41:22 - Go off.
41:23 - That's the rundown.
41:24 - Go off.
41:24 - Period.
41:25 - Go off.
41:26 - Thank you.
41:27 - Thanks.
41:28 (whooshing)