• 10 months ago
Deadpool & Wolverine | Official Teaser

Everyone deserves a happy ending.
In theaters July 26. #DeadpoolWolverine
Transcript
00:00 Happy birthday to you!
00:03 Speech! Speech! Speech!
00:05 Alright, okay, um...
00:07 It's been a challenging few years, for sure.
00:10 But I'm happy.
00:12 That is because of each and every one of you.
00:14 I am the luckiest man alive.
00:16 Make a wish, buddy.
00:18 Wade Wilson?
00:26 Who's asking?
00:28 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31 Is that supposed to be scary?
00:33 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo.
00:35 But it is for Disney.
00:37 Mr. Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
00:50 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
00:52 Why am I here?
00:54 Walk with me.
00:57 Wade.
00:58 You are special.
01:00 This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.
01:06 I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.
01:12 Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever.
01:17 I'm the messiah.
01:20 I am.
01:24 I am...
01:26 Marvel Jesus.
01:29 God, please! Oh, my God!
01:45 God, I love this part!
01:53 Wade!
01:54 Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up.
02:12 No, I'm actually okay. Thank you very much.
02:15 Thank you very much.
02:17 Marvel Jesus.
02:20 Marvel Jesus.
02:22 (dramatic music)

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