Viva La Stool | Viva La Stool
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00:00 [Groaning]
00:06 You alright?
00:07 [Groaning]
00:09 You alright?
00:10 Yeah, I'll be alright.
00:12 Oh, thank you.
00:16 Thank you.
00:17 [Music]
00:22 Well, it's a nav morning here in Viva Las Vegas,
00:25 and I've got myself an espresso martini,
00:27 so that's a win I found today.
00:29 Brianna got to sleep an extra two hours,
00:31 because that's her win.
00:33 But what are we doing here today?
00:35 Oh yeah, we're dressing me up like a grandma.
00:37 [Music]
00:50 Granny!
00:51 Granny O'Malley!
00:53 It's so good to see you.
00:56 Wow!
00:57 You look so young!
00:59 You look so old!
01:00 What skin care are you using?
01:02 You're creeping me out.
01:03 You look just like a grandma.
01:04 I look like Brianna.
01:05 You look just like Brianna.
01:06 It's really freaking me out.
01:07 I know.
01:08 I can't inhale the sound of a grandma.
01:10 I kind of sound like Bob Simpson.
01:12 I feel like I don't know who I'm talking to.
01:14 It's freaking me out.
01:15 It's freaking me out a lot.
01:17 Thank you.
01:18 Relax, have a nap.
01:19 Thank you.
01:20 [Music]
01:25 Granny O!
01:26 Hey, Patsy!
01:28 How are you doing?
01:29 Granny Patsy!
01:30 Are you excited for the big game?
01:31 It's going to be like we were kids again.
01:33 I haven't been to Vegas since I was 19.
01:35 I haven't been here since Richard left.
01:37 You think you're going to find a big win today?
01:39 That's all I'm looking for is a big, big win.
01:42 Yeah, I bought us a lot of Nav to drink, you know,
01:45 because we haven't been drinking like we used to.
01:47 I think we hit the strip.
01:48 Oh, wow!
01:49 Finding some big wins there.
01:51 I think I'm all jazzed now.
01:53 All right, you ready to hit the road?
01:55 Can we?
01:56 Let's do it.
01:57 All right, you go first.
01:58 I take a second.
01:59 Okay.
02:00 You got it.
02:03 Thank you.
02:05 Here you go, honey.
02:07 Find that big win, Granny O, all right?
02:10 All right, let's go.
02:11 Come on, you're young as ever.
02:13 Uh-huh.
02:15 I got a hernia.
02:17 Young as ever.
02:18 Your ass looks good enough to sweat.
02:21 [music]
02:27 Yeah!
02:29 Woo!
02:30 Smells like cigarettes and regret.
02:32 I love it.
02:33 I like it more.
02:34 Whoa!
02:36 Whoa!
02:38 I'm getting flashbacks.
02:39 Mind you, a Pearl Harbor?
02:41 Yeah.
02:42 Me too, buddy, me too.
02:43 I lost my first husband in that war.
02:45 Well, this isn't very handicapable.
02:50 Hey.
02:51 Oh, wow.
02:53 Follow that truck.
02:55 You know what I did last week?
02:56 What?
02:57 Five funerals.
02:58 Seriously?
02:59 Who?
03:00 Mackie, Whitney--
03:01 I was sleeping all week.
03:02 Danny, Terry, and Brian.
03:03 They all died last week?
03:04 All of them.
03:07 How you doing, sir?
03:08 Hello, sir.
03:09 I'd like to see you later.
03:11 Come on, come on, come on.
03:13 I want to go now.
03:14 I'm going to piss myself.
03:16 I got to sneeze.
03:17 I lost it.
03:19 Psychological.
03:23 I was making a joke.
03:24 I thought we could make jokes.
03:25 We've been best friends for 55 years.
03:28 It's 65.
03:29 All right.
03:30 Let's go!
03:31 All right.
03:32 Come on.
03:33 I got a warning.
03:38 Patty, you're going that way for this time.
03:40 Ready?
03:44 [SCREAMING]
03:50 That's a big win.
03:51 That's a win and a win and a win.
03:52 And that's a win in yourself.
03:54 Thank you, Dab.
03:55 (upbeat music)
03:57 (whooshing)