Bob Hearts Abishola Saison 1 - (EN)
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00:00 - Bob Hart's "Aboshola",
00:01 un nouveau comédie venant de CBS cet été.
00:04 - Can we please focus?
00:06 - Calm down, Bob. You're no good to us dead.
00:08 (rires)
00:10 (sirène)
00:12 - We have a 50-year-old male, chest pains.
00:14 - Hang in there, brother. You're gonna be okay.
00:16 - Of course he's gonna be okay. It's just gas.
00:18 - It's not gas, Mom. I'm having a heart attack.
00:20 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:23 - You look like an angel. What happened?
00:25 - You had three stents put in.
00:27 - Is that a lot? - For a man your size.
00:29 - No.
00:31 - Would you mind showing me your socks?
00:33 - Huh? - Socks are my business.
00:35 Nirvana's RD-75s.
00:38 That's a shame. - So yours are better?
00:40 - The Canadian Association of Chiropathists thinks so.
00:43 I'll get you a couple pairs. You'll see.
00:45 - Thank you. - All right, so, uh,
00:47 this is my stop. - I'll wait out here for you.
00:50 - I'm a little pee-shy.
00:51 - Would you like me to insert a catheter in your penis?
00:55 - I really wouldn't.
00:57 (laughter)
00:58 (chant en anglais)
01:01 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:04 (chant en anglais)
01:07 - That's nice. What's that?
01:09 - I used to sing this for my son before I put him to bed.
01:12 Always worked.
01:13 (chant en anglais)
01:16 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:18 - Hey, would you look at that?
01:20 What's your name? - Abishola.
01:22 - You can call me Bob. - Good nighty, Bob.
01:24 What now?
01:25 - I never liked the sound of my name,
01:27 but when you say it, it sounds nice.
01:29 Bob. Say it again.
01:32 - Good nighty, Bob.
01:33 - Oh, yeah, it's way better than "Pap."
01:35 (laughter)
01:37 - I'm looking for a nurse. Her name is Abishola.
01:39 I wanted to thank her. - She's not on right now.
01:41 - Do you have her address? - I can't give that out.
01:44 - A pair of socks change your mind?
01:46 - Honey, you in Detroit.
01:48 You need to give me some money.
01:50 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:52 (knocking)
01:54 (door opens)
01:55 - May I help you?
01:57 - Yes, I'm looking for Abishola.
01:59 - What do you want with Abishola?
02:01 (door closes)
02:02 - There's something wrong.
02:03 - Why does there have to be something wrong?
02:05 - There's a white man at the door.
02:07 Tell me, when has that ever been good?
02:08 (laughter)
02:11 - Hi. - Hello.
02:12 - I promised you the best-made socks in the world,
02:15 and I am a man who keeps his promises.
02:17 - Thank you.
02:18 - So, uh, anyway, is today, like, a day off for you?
02:21 - Yes.
02:22 (door closes)
02:23 - Who was that man?
02:25 - A patient.
02:26 - What did you do for those socks?
02:27 - He likes the way I say Bob.
02:29 (laughter)
02:31 - I was invited to join the tri team at school.
02:33 It would be fun.
02:34 - You want fun?
02:35 Study hard, become a doctor,
02:36 and take care of me when I'm old.
02:38 That will be fun.
02:40 - Very fancy.
02:41 Where did you get this?
02:42 - One of my cardiac patients.
02:44 He brought it to my home.
02:45 - Good.
02:47 - He's a white man.
02:48 - Eh, a woman of your age cannot be picky.
02:50 ♪ ♪ ♪
02:54 - Oh, I was next door getting a checkup for the old ticker.
02:56 I thought I'd bring you some more socks.
02:58 - Shh!
03:00 - Why don't we pick this up another time?
03:02 - Good plan.
03:04 Wait.
03:05 - Yeah?
03:07 - Leave the socks.
03:09 ♪ Find someone who loves better ♪
03:11 ♪ ♪ ♪
03:15 - Hi.
03:16 - Oh, my God.
03:18 - What, a guy can't take the bus?
03:20 - Ah, this is nice.
03:21 I thought there'd be more weirdos.
03:23 - You are the weirdo.
03:25 - So where are you from?
03:26 - Nigeria.
03:28 - Wow.
03:29 That's a heck of a commute, huh?
03:30 [laughter]
03:33 Hello, Abishola.
03:34 - Hello, Kemi.
03:35 - Who is this?
03:36 - Yeah.
03:38 - So you're telling your friends about me, huh?
03:40 ♪ Find someone who loves you better ♪
03:43 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
03:46 - Hey, she's wearing my socks.
03:47 [laughter]
03:49 ♪ Find someone who loves you better ♪
03:52 ♪ ♪ ♪