Barbie | 'Gloria Wakes Up The Barbies' | Max
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00:00 Wait. I did write a book. It's like I've been in a dream where I was somehow really invested
00:11 in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. But what you said broke me out of it.
00:19 Really?
00:20 Yeah.
00:21 You're back. She's back. By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a
00:26 woman under the patriarchy, you robbed it of its power.
00:29 Yes. Wow. I just said all of that.
00:33 Hell yes, White Savior Barbie!
00:35 No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving.
00:39 We have to stop the Kens. And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies.
00:43 That's the key.
00:44 Got it. But how are we going to get the Barbies away from their Kens?
00:47 We have experience with a world like this one.
00:49 Do you have a map of Barbie land?
00:51 What do you think?
00:52 Wow.
00:53 Thanks. I built it.
00:56 Okay, here's the deal. It's not just about how they see us. It's about how they see themselves.
01:02 Ken land contains the seeds of its own destruction.
01:05 First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens.
01:07 We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed. That should be you.
01:14 Cool.
01:19 Distract them by appearing helpless and confused. Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.
01:24 You have to make them believe that you're complacent. That they have the power. And
01:28 when their guard is down, you take the power back.
01:34 The influence that Porsche 356 has had on the motoring world as a whole, it can't be
01:39 overstated.
01:40 Oh, Photoshop is so hard. I just don't understand how to use the select tool.
01:44 Honey, you can only use the select tool if the layer is highlighted. Let me show you.
01:49 My tiny head is just swimming with technical jargon like color bands and magnetic lassos
01:54 and fit mount.
01:55 Oh, what's happening?
01:56 Go around.
01:57 What about the hair?
01:58 No, no, no.
01:59 Oh, can I look?
02:00 Come on, Alan.
02:01 What's going to happen to Ken?
02:02 Just listen. You have to be their mommies, but not remind them of their mommy. Any power
02:13 you have must be masked under a giggle.
02:18 What happened?
02:19 One minute I was president and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.
02:23 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:25 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:26 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:27 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:28 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:28 Welcome back, Madam President.
02:35 Welcome back, Madam President.