In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could | dG1fVi1iVGVROEVzZGs
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00:00 [no audio]
00:08 [music]
00:11 You know, you could run away from here.
00:15 You could live someplace else.
00:17 Like where?
00:19 Anywhere that's better than here.
00:21 [music]
00:24 Now let the gathering begin!
00:27 [music]
00:31 Petunia Everson!
00:33 [music]
00:35 Woo! I didn't get picked!
00:38 Woo! Uh, uh, suck it!
00:40 But I got picked.
00:41 Do not give me those puppy dog eyes.
00:44 I volunteer for the Starving Games!
00:46 Now let's pick a boy to join you in the games.
00:49 Hugh Janus. Is there a Hugh Janus here?
00:53 Alright, looks like the contestants have taken the field.
00:57 Winners to be showered with a bounty.
00:59 Including an old ham.
01:02 I love old ham.
01:04 [music]
01:16 Tell us what you're thinking right now.
01:18 I want to thank my lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
01:20 [music]
01:22 What does every successful show need to bring it to the next level?
01:25 [music]
01:29 It's even better in 3D.
01:32 Ow! Can you not grab my butt so hard?
01:34 Not touching your butt at all.
01:36 I am but a kindly old wizard.
01:39 We came in here to help you.
01:41 Get out!
01:42 [music]
01:48 Hello, Siri. Send in the big guns.
01:51 [music]
01:59 That's a girl!
02:00 [music]
02:13 We could use some fresh young blood.
02:16 So what do you think, An-Man?
02:17 I'm in.
02:18 Avengers, assemble!
02:20 Don't let go!
02:21 [explosion]
02:23 Oops.
02:24 (upbeat music)