BFFS BEEF WITH CANCELLED PODCAST? — BFFs EP. 160 - video Dailymotion

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BFFs with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards | BFFs

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00:01:10 Okay, BFFs.

00:01:12 Taylor makes the front sheet and probably,

00:01:17 I don't know what else is on the sheet,

00:01:18 probably rightfully so because,

00:01:20 and Josh, your bills.

00:01:24 - That was so sad.

00:01:25 - They always lose to the Chiefs.

00:01:27 - Thanks, yeah.

00:01:28 - I'm sorry, Josh.

00:01:29 - And I don't know--

00:01:31 - I don't even understand.

00:01:32 I don't even understand.

00:01:33 How do you miss a fucking field goal?

00:01:36 - It's not even that, they had every break, usually like--

00:01:38 - Every break, every break, dropping balls, like--

00:01:42 - So did you hate, did you hate,

00:01:44 so I don't really, I was rooting for the Bills,

00:01:47 but did you, like seeing Jason Kelsey and Taylor

00:01:53 celebrate, did that make you hate them?

00:01:57 - Here's the thing, here's the thing.

00:01:59 I will say the only thing I think I like about the Chiefs

00:02:03 was Jason Kelsey being there.

00:02:05 - Me too, yeah.

00:02:07 - I like Jason Kelsey, he's a fun guy,

00:02:09 like he's like, you know, he's supporting his brother.

00:02:11 I'm not gonna hate on a guy for supporting his brother,

00:02:13 but what I will say--

00:02:14 - But it's like rubbing your face,

00:02:15 like if that was the Patriots, I, like I enjoyed it,

00:02:18 but I didn't have really a rooting interest.

00:02:20 If I was, if that was the Patriots,

00:02:22 I think it would have infuriated me.

00:02:24 I mean, I turn off the TV after--

00:02:26 - Could have made you turn on Taylor in the moment?

00:02:29 - I would never say turn on Taylor,

00:02:33 but my blood runs pretty deep with the Patriots.

00:02:37 Like if I feel like people are having too much fun

00:02:41 at my expense, then the claws may come out.

00:02:44 - Now don't get me wrong, I was upset.

00:02:47 I was not happy, I was cooking dinner for everyone

00:02:49 at my house, instant vibe killer.

00:02:52 I think I just like, I just burnt the food

00:02:54 on purpose after that.

00:02:55 I didn't want anyone to have a good time.

00:02:57 - Yeah, I think you texted me,

00:02:59 I'll never see you again.

00:03:00 - I said it was good knowing you.

00:03:02 - Yeah.

00:03:02 - It was a tough loss.

00:03:03 - It was good knowing you.

00:03:04 - For sure.

00:03:05 - Like we're hitting digs on a huge bomb,

00:03:08 hit some right in the arm digs,

00:03:09 you're getting paid too much to drop that.

00:03:10 - And he talks too much to drop that.

00:03:11 - Can't complain and whine all year long,

00:03:14 all year long complaining and whining,

00:03:16 and then perfect ball to you, dropping it.

00:03:20 It was just, it was ridiculous.

00:03:21 - Devastating.

00:03:22 - It was a ridiculous game.

00:03:22 - I, it was, I don't.

00:03:24 - See like this is stuff, I loved it,

00:03:26 but Travis doing--

00:03:27 - Just got over it.

00:03:28 - The heart, the Taylor like reputation,

00:03:31 it's reputation heart, right?

00:03:33 - No.

00:03:35 - What is it?

00:03:36 - I was saying no.

00:03:36 - The, what is it?

00:03:37 - Fearless.

00:03:38 - Fearless, fearless, fearless heart.

00:03:41 Let's watch this clip.

00:03:42 - That's adorable, I didn't know that.

00:03:43 I thought he was just doing love.

00:03:45 - No, no, that's like the Taylor,

00:03:46 like they put that heart on like YouTube one time for Taylor.

00:03:51 - Oh, I do remember that.

00:03:52 - Boston coverage wide open--

00:03:53 - And he blows her a kiss.

00:03:54 - Oh, so bad.

00:03:55 - Oh.

00:03:56 - There's the kiss.

00:03:57 - That's to her?

00:03:57 - Yeah.

00:04:00 - Oh, that's cute.

00:04:01 - They're in love.

00:04:02 - That's true love, yeah.

00:04:03 They're in the lovey, lovey, lovey, dovey phase right now.

00:04:07 - There was also the clip of Taylor Swift's reaction

00:04:09 when Jason Kelsey like jumped into the crowd, so funny.

00:04:13 She just put her hands over her mouth,

00:04:15 like it's such a crossword.

00:04:17 Look at, she comes in the back, Taylor does,

00:04:19 in like the red hat, right there,

00:04:22 like watching like, oh my God, what is going on?

00:04:25 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:04:28 - I didn't even see that.

00:04:29 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:04:30 - Oh, he's awesome.

00:04:31 He's like the coolest, most fun dude ever.

00:04:33 - Jason Kelsey.

00:04:34 - I love him.

00:04:35 - Everyone loves him, they love his wife, they love him.

00:04:38 Again, if I was an Eagles fan,

00:04:39 I don't know how much I would have loved it, but--

00:04:41 - Eagles?

00:04:43 - Well, yeah, because he plays for the Eagles.

00:04:45 - It's like, I'm like a real hard ass fan.

00:04:50 Like I expect, I remember the Patriots lost the Super Bowl,

00:04:53 Gronk was dancing that night,

00:04:54 I'm like, stop fucking dancing, I can't even move.

00:04:56 - You should be crying.

00:04:57 - And I get it, it's Jason Kelsey, it's his brother,

00:05:01 but the Chiefs did beat the Eagles

00:05:02 in the Super Bowl the year before.

00:05:04 By the way, I'm on an island, I don't think I'd be mad.

00:05:06 Every Eagles fan's like, we love Jason Kelsey,

00:05:08 he can do no wrong, so I get it.

00:05:11 Now, my girl, my source,

00:05:16 was once again front and fucking center.

00:05:19 - What do you mean?

00:05:20 - Like she was in the mix with all these,

00:05:22 because she's everywhere.

00:05:23 - Who is she?

00:05:24 - She's my source.

00:05:25 - Okay, so now we can pinpoint down to,

00:05:27 maybe we can figure out who it is, Josh.

00:05:29 - For real, yeah.

00:05:30 - If she was in this crowd.

00:05:31 - I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be out of the show now.

00:05:33 We started with the worst fucking thing

00:05:35 we could have started with on this show.

00:05:36 - Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, next year.

00:05:37 - Should I just out my source?

00:05:40 - No, no, no.

00:05:41 - I don't care.

00:05:42 - Not until you meet her, Dave.

00:05:44 - So Super Bowl.

00:05:45 - Yeah, is that when you're gonna meet Taylor?

00:05:46 - Well, if the Chiefs are in it.

00:05:48 - Yeah, you're a Chiefs super fan now?

00:05:50 - No, no.

00:05:51 - Don't be a Chiefs fucking super fan.

00:05:52 - I would never do that,

00:05:53 and let me say something about my source.

00:05:54 I don't mean to out her, but my source is a Steeler fan,

00:05:57 and she's acting an awful lot like a Chiefs fan,

00:06:00 but, which I wouldn't do,

00:06:01 but if the Chiefs get to the Super Bowl,

00:06:03 now I'm hearing there's some sort of conflict issues

00:06:08 with Tokyo, like I think Taylor has to be in Tokyo.

00:06:12 - In her tour.

00:06:13 - Yeah, but I've also heard it on good information,

00:06:18 there's no way Taylor would miss the Super Bowl.

00:06:20 - Okay, so she'll probably just private jet.

00:06:22 - I don't know.

00:06:23 - For her lover?

00:06:24 - I don't know the exact date of the show,

00:06:26 but I think, let me put it this way,

00:06:29 I think I'm gonna meet my source.

00:06:31 I haven't met my source yet.

00:06:34 - How do you talk to your source?

00:06:35 - Oh, we're like best friends.

00:06:36 - Yeah, text it?

00:06:37 - No, DM.

00:06:38 - Okay.

00:06:39 - But if I see her, what's--

00:06:41 - Saturday is the last show in Tokyo.

00:06:44 - Super Bowl's the 11th.

00:06:45 - The next day.

00:06:46 - Yeah, so I don't know, I'm not a math guy,

00:06:48 I don't know how--

00:06:49 - We gotta see how long the flight is, the timeline.

00:06:51 - It depends what time it is in Tokyo, I guess.

00:06:53 - She'll move mountains to go see her man

00:06:55 in the Super Bowl, though.

00:06:56 - Correct, but I don't know that she'd cancel a show.

00:06:58 - No, I don't think so.

00:06:59 - Well, they're ahead, right?

00:07:00 So, their Tokyo ahead would be 12 hours,

00:07:03 so if it's at night, it'd be like 8 a.m. Saturday.

00:07:06 - So, time travels, pretty much.

00:07:06 - Yeah, so basically, she probably could get back.

00:07:09 - To meet you.

00:07:10 So, are you going into the Super Bowl?

00:07:13 You can't.

00:07:14 - No, but I assume that, yeah, I don't know what I'd do.

00:07:16 The last thing I sent, so we have this video

00:07:19 on Barstool Sports, when Jason Kelce took a young fan

00:07:22 to meet Taylor Swift, like, Jason Kelce is carrying a fan

00:07:26 from the crowd, and I said, "He's carrying a fan in

00:07:28 "and I can't even get a hello."

00:07:30 (laughing)

00:07:31 Like, I mean, come on.

00:07:32 - What did she say?

00:07:34 - All she did was wave back, the kid did not come in.

00:07:36 (laughing)

00:07:39 And then I bust her balls.

00:07:40 Yeah, no, we're like--

00:07:41 - You're buddies.

00:07:42 - We're very friendly, so we'll see.

00:07:45 - So, don't out her, don't out her.

00:07:46 - Okay, I mean, a lot of people have figured it out by now,

00:07:49 because every time, I'm like, "Well, she's there."

00:07:51 She's front, she's her best friend.

00:07:54 Like, her best fucking friend.

00:07:55 It'd be like me being like, "I'm really good friends

00:07:58 "with O'Malley, but I don't know if I'll ever get

00:08:00 "to meet Brie."

00:08:01 It's like, that's where we're at.

00:08:02 - Wow, so you're this close.

00:08:04 - Yeah, but I think there is some element

00:08:07 of the rest of the crew, I have said--

00:08:12 - Doesn't fuck with you.

00:08:14 - Like, this podcast hasn't been the most

00:08:16 Brittany Mahomes friendly podcast of all time.

00:08:18 - Yeah, that's very true.

00:08:20 But hey, people change.

00:08:23 What was that, a year ago?

00:08:23 - She mentioned that to Josh when they met.

00:08:26 - Yes.

00:08:27 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:29 - Oh, damn, we really shot Josh in the heart.

00:08:31 - Guys, you just shot me in the fucking heart

00:08:33 to start this pod.

00:08:34 - Listen, man, you're so young.

00:08:36 The Bills have so many years ahead of them.

00:08:38 It's gonna be okay.

00:08:40 - What the hell is this next thing?

00:08:41 Some fans think Dave is a part of a black and white

00:08:46 profile picture wave on Instagram,

00:08:48 but someone pointed out that Dave,

00:08:50 oh, because my mug shot?

00:08:52 - Yeah.

00:08:53 - Yeah.

00:08:54 - But you've been--

00:08:56 - You started it.

00:08:57 - Yeah, you've had that forever.

00:08:58 - I didn't even know it was black and white.

00:08:59 That's how crazy, like, yeah.

00:09:02 - That's your profile picture on everything, yeah?

00:09:04 - Yeah, you like that photo.

00:09:05 You like that photo, don't you?

00:09:06 - Well, no, who changes profiles?

00:09:08 Like, I mean, I thought it was a cool photo

00:09:10 when it happened.

00:09:12 That's my mug shot.

00:09:13 - Yeah, I mean, I gotta change photos every once in a while.

00:09:15 - Well, that's, I changed when I changed my hair color.

00:09:18 - Yeah, that's a girl, exactly.

00:09:19 - Yeah.

00:09:20 - What?

00:09:21 I'm not a girl.

00:09:22 - Well, a girl behavior.

00:09:23 - What?

00:09:25 No, dude, I was 17 when I started Instagram.

00:09:28 I can't have a 17 year old picture of me on there.

00:09:30 That's weird.

00:09:31 - No, that's fair.

00:09:32 That is fair.

00:09:33 Yeah, okay.

00:09:34 - I'm a growing man.

00:09:35 I'm a growing man.

00:09:36 - Yeah, I don't change.

00:09:37 I look pretty much the same.

00:09:38 - Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

00:09:40 - Okay.

00:09:41 - We're just growing.

00:09:42 - Yeah, you're a growing boy.

00:09:43 Tana cancels on Howie Mandel's podcast.

00:09:47 Tana tried to cancel Howie Mandel's podcast

00:09:49 by saying she was around her assistant who was sick.

00:09:52 Out of respect to Howie, who's famously a germaphobe

00:09:55 because of his OCD,

00:09:56 she was being cautioned by potentially not coming.

00:09:58 Howie and his kids who are also on his show

00:10:00 told Tana it was all right

00:10:01 if she still came to try to catch her in her alleged lie.

00:10:05 She never ended up coming to his recording.

00:10:06 Many people were surprised because they thought

00:10:08 Tana had changed after the laugh Dave incident.

00:10:10 Please.

00:10:11 Homegirl never changes.

00:10:13 - Yeah, you can't.

00:10:14 I don't feel like you don't change.

00:10:15 - Tiger doesn't change his stripes.

00:10:17 - Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:10:19 - No, she's being super successful.

00:10:20 I'm waiting for her to miss one of her shows.

00:10:22 I saw that like--

00:10:24 - Tour date?

00:10:25 - Yeah, they have 9,000 shows on that uncancelable thing.

00:10:28 - And they said they were gonna add more?

00:10:30 - It's crazy.

00:10:31 I don't know.

00:10:32 I think that Brooke is a good person

00:10:34 to like keep her in check

00:10:35 to make sure she's on time for everything, yeah.

00:10:37 - Okay, good.

00:10:40 - Didn't keep her in check for the Howie Mandel show.

00:10:42 - Well, Brooke probably wasn't doing it with her.

00:10:45 - So what is this podcast?

00:10:46 I mean this podcast, this video.

00:10:49 - It's just them finding out in real time

00:10:50 that Tana was being like, "Oh, I'm sick."

00:10:53 And them being like, "No, it's fine."

00:10:54 And Trevor being like, "Well, we got to get there."

00:10:57 It was in live.

00:10:58 - Oh, wow.

00:10:59 - Her lies, to her credit, she don't even try.

00:11:02 She'd be better off just being like, "I'm flaking."

00:11:05 Like why even lie?

00:11:06 - Yeah, one of them was, "I don't Uber alone."

00:11:08 She's like, "My driver's not here and I don't Uber alone."

00:11:12 - That's hilarious.

00:11:13 I love Tana.

00:11:16 - The sick one's like an easy one too,

00:11:18 you know what I mean?

00:11:19 'Cause like--

00:11:21 - You don't wanna question it.

00:11:22 - You're gonna be like, "You're not sick?"

00:11:24 - Yeah, what did she originally--

00:11:26 - For us?

00:11:27 - It was something ridiculous.

00:11:28 - She said she had COVID one time.

00:11:29 - Yeah, that was--

00:11:30 - That she was puking one time, she said.

00:11:31 - COVID, puking.

00:11:32 - Well, she had videos of her like partying all night.

00:11:35 She's like, "Oh, I got, yeah."

00:11:36 - To be fair, she could have been puking,

00:11:37 but she was probably hungover.

00:11:38 - Yes.

00:11:38 Drew Walls gets clowned into sponsorships.

00:11:42 I don't know who Drew Walls is.

00:11:43 Drew Walls has blown up after the internet

00:11:45 clowned his Day in the Life videos

00:11:46 because people can believe his dedication

00:11:48 to setting up a tripod to record himself

00:11:49 doing things like shower, check out a grocery store,

00:11:52 back his car, and get in and out.

00:11:53 Drew has gotten so big, he's getting ad deals

00:11:55 for the NFL and even Drake copied his videos.

00:11:58 - I saw Drake's video and I did not understand what it was.

00:12:02 - So let's see the Target run.

00:12:04 Doesn't everybody do this?

00:12:06 - Yeah, but like you'll see some of them like,

00:12:08 like there, he's setting up a tripod

00:12:13 across the parking lot. - Oh, wow.

00:12:15 He's dedicated to the video.

00:12:16 - How do they know he just doesn't have somebody with him?

00:12:23 - Well, it's still.

00:12:25 - What?

00:12:26 - It's completely still, so it's on a tripod.

00:12:27 - Got it.

00:12:28 - For sure on a tripod.

00:12:29 - He's dedicated to the content, man.

00:12:31 - I feel like a lot of people do that.

00:12:32 So it worked out for him.

00:12:34 - Yeah, Drake copied him.

00:12:35 Wait, he's on the Ravens?

00:12:37 - What?

00:12:39 - I think we read something wrong.

00:12:41 - It was an ad deal for the NFL.

00:12:42 - Is Drew Walls Alex Earl for men?

00:12:44 What does that mean?

00:12:45 - This is Drew Walls is who we just watched.

00:12:48 - Correct.

00:12:49 - So he's like, makes videos like Alex Earl.

00:12:52 - That's how Alex Earl makes videos?

00:12:53 - Yeah, she makes "Day in the Life" like that.

00:12:55 Like she'll go to the grocery store

00:12:56 and put her camera up and video herself.

00:12:57 - Alex Earl is still doing that herself?

00:13:00 - Yeah, well, I think her boyfriend records a lot of it.

00:13:02 - The football guy?

00:13:03 - Yeah.

00:13:05 - No.

00:13:05 - Yeah, I swear.

00:13:06 - You gotta have some self-respect.

00:13:07 - No, no, no, no, watch the video.

00:13:09 He's in them and then they'll be in the store together

00:13:11 and then it will be someone videoing her.

00:13:13 So it has to be him.

00:13:14 - Self-respect or not.

00:13:15 - They make videos like that like every day.

00:13:17 - Yeah, he's in all our videos.

00:13:19 - Yeah.

00:13:20 - Braxton Berrios.

00:13:21 Nice guy.

00:13:22 - I can't picture him being like,

00:13:23 "Hey, let's park at Target.

00:13:25 "I'll walk 100 yards down and get."

00:13:27 Now, I think he wants to be like an influencer too.

00:13:30 - I think so too.

00:13:30 Well, not that one.

00:13:35 The one she posted last night.

00:13:40 - Which one is that one?

00:13:42 - The like, this one.

00:13:42 - Did people like go bananas on that video?

00:13:44 The one we just watched?

00:13:46 - Yeah.

00:13:52 Like, ready?

00:13:52 He's videoing that.

00:13:53 - Why do you say he's videoing that?

00:14:00 - 'Cause it's just them three and someone's recording.

00:14:02 - No, but you could have a tripod.

00:14:03 - But it was moving.

00:14:04 - Yeah, those are moving.

00:14:05 - So he's like this.

00:14:10 Got you, babe.

00:14:10 - The garlic bread actually looks good.

00:14:13 - Yeah, that looks, I'm kind of hungry.

00:14:14 - I was gonna say, the Caesar salad looks pretty good too.

00:14:15 - I make three things.

00:14:17 Dave's Famous garlic bread,

00:14:20 Dave's Famous stir fry,

00:14:21 and Dave's Famous chicken cacciatore.

00:14:24 - Yeah, you could start a restaurant.

00:14:25 - Those are my three.

00:14:26 That's all I got.

00:14:26 - Wait, wait, wait.

00:14:27 How do you make the garlic bread?

00:14:28 What do you do?

00:14:29 - I go get a fresh loaf.

00:14:31 I put some butter and some garlic

00:14:33 and then my secret ingredient, which I can't tell you.

00:14:36 Because that would ruin it.

00:14:37 - You can't tell me?

00:14:38 - Well, no.

00:14:39 - You can't even text me like off show?

00:14:41 - Yeah, I'll text you off show.

00:14:43 - Okay, cool.

00:14:44 - Okay, thank you.

00:14:44 - If we ever have a BFF meal.

00:14:46 Yeah.

00:14:47 - Oh, we could each make our specialty.

00:14:48 - We all make a specialty dish.

00:14:50 - Mine would be chicken cacciatore,

00:14:51 Dave's Famous chicken cacciatore,

00:14:53 and then the Dave's Famous garlic bread.

00:14:55 Because the garlic bread doesn't go with the stir fry.

00:14:58 - It can go with my, I make chicken parm.

00:14:59 It could go with that.

00:15:00 - Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:01 - Okay.

00:15:02 - Okay, I just make like grass fed ribeye.

00:15:04 - I like that.

00:15:05 - Butter, butter, thyme, garlic.

00:15:08 Base that, baby.

00:15:09 - Mr. Beast is in talks for a 100 million TV show deal.

00:15:12 Mr. Beast is allegedly nearing a 100 million deal

00:15:15 with Prime Video for a reality competition show

00:15:18 that Mr. Beast would host.

00:15:19 Show's rumored to follow the format

00:15:20 of his viral YouTube challenges with large cash prizes.

00:15:23 So I think Mr. Beast has hit the stage

00:15:25 where he just wants to be famous, right?

00:15:27 'Cause he can make insane money just doing his YouTube,

00:15:31 but he's doing all this other stuff.

00:15:33 I think he's just hit that fame.

00:15:34 We've never had him.

00:15:36 Is he on that list?

00:15:37 - Yeah, he said yes like eight months back

00:15:40 and then kind of ghosted all our attempts

00:15:42 to like actually schedule, but he said he would come on.

00:15:44 - He went back and forth.

00:15:45 Remember we talked, we missed it.

00:15:47 When I got upset that people said

00:15:49 he was more known for pizza.

00:15:51 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:52 - Then he replied.

00:15:54 He's like, "Dave's the pizza guy."

00:15:57 - Oh. - So maybe you should DM him.

00:15:58 - Yeah. - Good move.

00:15:59 - Yeah. - Nice guy.

00:16:00 - Orange peel theory.

00:16:02 There's a new trending theory going around

00:16:05 to test your relationship.

00:16:06 Girlfriends are asking boyfriends

00:16:07 to help them peel an orange for them

00:16:08 to see if they're helpful or supportive.

00:16:10 One couple's blowing up

00:16:11 after the boyfriend's harsh response.

00:16:13 I feel like this is something a lot of girls would ask.

00:16:16 Hey, help me with this orange.

00:16:17 I'd be doing it in two seconds.

00:16:19 I have an orange tree.

00:16:21 - Oh, nice.

00:16:22 - Damn, so that's how good of a boyfriend,

00:16:24 you'd supply the orange.

00:16:26 - Yeah, they're not growing. - You'd go pick one.

00:16:27 - They're not growing great, but.

00:16:28 - I really want an orange right now.

00:16:30 - I got you, buddy.

00:16:31 - No, I really want it, but like I hate peeling it.

00:16:34 - Oh, fuck, buddy.

00:16:35 Go ahead and do her.

00:16:36 - You're not gonna peel it for me?

00:16:37 - Dude, okay, as if I don't do enough.

00:16:39 - This is fake, I think.

00:16:40 - A good boyfriend would peel this for me.

00:16:42 - And a great boyfriend would tell you to do it yourself.

00:16:45 - He knows he's being recorded, at least.

00:16:47 - Yeah, it's fake as shit.

00:16:47 - Build you up as a female.

00:16:48 - I can do it myself, but the point is

00:16:51 that you would do it for me.

00:16:53 - Like you're not even that special.

00:16:54 - Okay. - This is so fake.

00:16:55 - So fake.

00:16:56 - Who put this on there?

00:16:57 Fake.

00:16:59 - Gotta be fake.

00:17:00 - Fake ass fake.

00:17:01 That's fake ass fake.

00:17:03 - You're not even special.

00:17:05 - Fake ass fake, baby.

00:17:06 That's fake ass fake.

00:17:07 - Yeah.

00:17:08 - Put that on a t-shirt.

00:17:09 - What boyfriend wouldn't peel an orange

00:17:10 for their girlfriend?

00:17:11 - Because the long nails, I would think,

00:17:13 would make it hard.

00:17:14 - Yeah.

00:17:15 - No, that's a very--

00:17:17 - I thought the long nails would make it like,

00:17:19 it's like you got a tool.

00:17:20 - No, but you may break them, no?

00:17:22 - Yeah, or you don't wanna get them all sticky and stuff.

00:17:25 - Yeah, just get your boyfriend's nails sticky.

00:17:26 - That's like, hey, can you open this like--

00:17:27 - Yeah, boyfriend has rugged hands.

00:17:28 - Spaghetti sauce for me, and the boyfriend would be like,

00:17:30 no, you're weak, like, of course they would.

00:17:32 - You're a pussy.

00:17:33 - Yeah.

00:17:34 Man exposed during twerking competition.

00:17:37 In the middle of twerking competition,

00:17:38 a man came in his pants.

00:17:40 - Oh, God.

00:17:41 - I thought they were gonna say he got a boner.

00:17:43 I didn't know where he was going.

00:17:45 - Dude, come on.

00:17:46 - I guess we gotta watch it.

00:17:47 - You almost just gotta,

00:17:48 you gotta just get up and leave, right?

00:17:49 Like if you feel it coming, no pun intended.

00:17:53 You just gotta, you gotta get up and go.

00:17:54 - Oh, man.

00:17:55 (hip hop music)

00:17:58 - How do you--

00:17:59 (crowd cheering)

00:18:01 - Oh, no.

00:18:03 (crowd cheering)

00:18:06 - Oh, that guy, man.

00:18:13 - I don't know if this can be real either.

00:18:15 - Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, he's coming to touch.

00:18:18 - Yeah, I'm a home bullshit, because--

00:18:19 - Maybe he hasn't been touched in a while.

00:18:21 - Yeah, but you can't just come from watching like that.

00:18:24 - Maybe he's trained.

00:18:26 - He's got premature ejaculation.

00:18:28 - Yeah, but that would be like,

00:18:30 you're getting like, grinded on, no?

00:18:33 It's just like that.

00:18:34 - Maybe she was grazing.

00:18:35 - Maybe he pissed himself.

00:18:39 - Yeah, and then he was like, okay.

00:18:39 - Think he just peed a little?

00:18:41 - Yeah, a little dribble.

00:18:43 - Why would--

00:18:44 - I don't think that's real either.

00:18:45 - Maybe he had a big gulp before.

00:18:47 - I just don't think that's real.

00:18:48 That wasn't sexy enough to like,

00:18:50 I don't care what your situation is down there.

00:18:52 Disney adults are trending again, moving along.

00:18:56 Disney adults are going viral again this time

00:18:58 because a woman posted a video crying

00:18:59 and running into Goofy's arms

00:19:00 after not being able to hug him for three years.

00:19:03 Listen, I'm all about Disney adults.

00:19:05 - I fucking love Disney.

00:19:06 - Me too.

00:19:07 - I don't know if I'd cry over Goofy,

00:19:08 but I'll go to Disney any day of the week.

00:19:10 - Let's see the Goofy arm. - I had a really funny

00:19:12 comedy sketch idea about making fun of Disney adults,

00:19:15 but it didn't get cleared

00:19:16 'cause I thought Disney was gonna--

00:19:17 - Oh, here we go with the Raising Canes.

00:19:20 - Oh, we got canes.

00:19:20 - Let's bring it in.

00:19:22 - You can place it.

00:19:23 - Just put it on that table.

00:19:23 - Thank you.

00:19:24 - Thank you.

00:19:25 - Yeah, I'm still waiting for the day

00:19:27 that Raising Canes comes to my house.

00:19:29 - Where's the closest one to you?

00:19:31 - Thank you.

00:19:32 - It's like 10, 15 minutes away.

00:19:34 - I had a Raising Canes error in Miami.

00:19:37 I was going to get it,

00:19:38 and I didn't realize there's one in,

00:19:40 maybe is it Hialeah?

00:19:43 But I put in the wrong one

00:19:44 and drove like 40 minutes the wrong way

00:19:46 before I realized it.

00:19:47 - It's worth it.

00:19:48 - It is worth it.

00:19:49 - You didn't realize?

00:19:51 - No.

00:19:52 I knew something was gonna add up.

00:19:53 - Yeah, man, I don't know about that.

00:20:06 - I love it.

00:20:08 I love it.

00:20:09 They love this shit.

00:20:10 - That was the sweetest turn up ever.

00:20:14 - I mean, like that is just a lot,

00:20:16 but yeah.

00:20:17 Would you cry over Goofy?

00:20:19 - No.

00:20:21 - Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's what I said.

00:20:22 I just don't know about that.

00:20:23 It's just not me,

00:20:25 but I'll go to Disney with her.

00:20:27 - Now I'm chewing, which is rude.

00:20:29 Do you want to read the next one, Bree?

00:20:30 - Sure.

00:20:31 Zayn Malik gets his foot run over

00:20:33 leaving Paris fashion week event.

00:20:35 Oh no, Zayn.

00:20:36 In his first public appearance in nearly five years,

00:20:38 Zayn got his foot run over by a car

00:20:40 attempting to leave Kenzo's Paris fashion week event.

00:20:43 In a sponsored event,

00:20:43 Zayn later confirmed his foot's okay

00:20:46 to his incredibly well-made shoes.

00:20:48 What does he have, bionic shoes on?

00:20:51 - Maybe he has like Kenzo shoes on

00:20:52 and it was like a little brand deal.

00:20:54 - Ah, yeah, maybe it was a planted foot run over.

00:20:57 - You know, like the Stanley mug in the burnt up car?

00:21:00 - Explosion?

00:21:01 Yeah.

00:21:01 - See?

00:21:02 - Did he punch?

00:21:03 - How is he getting smart?

00:21:04 - Gigi Hadid's mother's face.

00:21:06 - Did he allegedly pushed her down the stairs or something?

00:21:11 - I think I've said that on those lines.

00:21:13 - Allegedly that, yeah.

00:21:14 I think he pushed her down the stairs is what someone said.

00:21:17 - That's bad.

00:21:19 - Yeah, pretty bad. - That's not good at all.

00:21:21 - But then it--

00:21:22 - I'll get you that to a mom.

00:21:23 - Shoved Gigi's, yeah.

00:21:24 Zayn Malik breaks silence on allegations

00:21:27 that he shoved Gigi Hadid's mother, Yolanda Hadid.

00:21:29 Yolanda accused Zayn of shoving her into a dresser,

00:21:33 causing mental anguish.

00:21:34 I mean--

00:21:35 - Oh, shoved her into a dresser.

00:21:36 - But I was in the middle of reading that.

00:21:39 - Yeah, this is, nothing about his comment.

00:21:41 He said apparently it's not true.

00:21:43 - Oh, what's he gonna say?

00:21:44 He push the old woman down the fire stairs?

00:21:46 - Well, I guess we'll never know, really.

00:21:48 - No.

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00:22:43 Snoop Dogg turned down OnlyFans for his wife.

00:22:47 - Wow, what a guy.

00:22:49 - Why, again, but why, like,

00:22:52 I assume Snoop Dogg has infinity money.

00:22:54 - Do you see that?

00:22:55 They offered him 100 million to pull that thang out,

00:22:58 is what they said.

00:22:59 - If he pulled that thang out.

00:23:02 - Yeah, why would, yeah, no amount of money

00:23:04 would persuade her to let him sign up for OnlyFans.

00:23:06 No shit.

00:23:07 - Yeah, you don't wanna put that thang out.

00:23:09 That's crazy.

00:23:10 - He doesn't need it.

00:23:10 - Yeah, he can't be repping that thang on the OnlyFans.

00:23:12 He doesn't need it at all.

00:23:13 - Oh, hot couple alert, huh?

00:23:15 Tate McRae and Kid Leroy go to dinner together?

00:23:18 - Ooh.

00:23:19 - This is a happening couple.

00:23:20 - Yeah.

00:23:22 - This is reportedly coming to,

00:23:24 after they went on vacation in Mexico earlier in the month.

00:23:28 - That's how this guy dresses to go to a date?

00:23:32 - With Tate McRae?

00:23:34 - Yeah, you gotta put it on for Tate McRae.

00:23:37 That's like the hottest thing right now.

00:23:39 - Yeah, I think I have that same hoodie, actually.

00:23:41 - Maybe he's trying to be super chill,

00:23:42 so he's like, "Oh, I'm not trying too hard."

00:23:43 - I think he's just, he's a chill guy.

00:23:45 - One of those chill guys?

00:23:47 - Love his new album.

00:23:48 I'll say it every time his name comes up.

00:23:49 - Yeah, I'm a fan of his.

00:23:51 Neon doesn't wanna pay security.

00:23:55 Josh joined.

00:23:56 - Oh, there's you?

00:23:57 You were with this guy?

00:23:58 Is this guy an absolute piece of shit?

00:24:02 - This is what happened.

00:24:03 So, Bryce, I'm with Bryce, we're shopping,

00:24:06 and Bryce gets a call from Neon, and he's like,

00:24:10 "Yo, dude, you wanna come on the stream and fight Vitaly?

00:24:13 "Like, do a boxing match, sparring match with Vitaly?"

00:24:17 And Bryce is like, "I mean, fuck, sure, I'll do it.

00:24:19 "Josh, do you wanna come and watch and support me?"

00:24:22 He's like an old school YouTube prankster.

00:24:24 He used to do the streaking videos at the FIFA World Cup

00:24:28 or stuff like that, and he went really viral for.

00:24:30 And so, I think he's just trying to get a moment again.

00:24:34 He's trying to get a moment again and get a viral clip.

00:24:36 And Bryce was like, "Dude, do you wanna come?

00:24:37 "If I'm gonna go, do you wanna come with me

00:24:39 "and just come watch?"

00:24:41 I was like, "Sure, I'll go with you,

00:24:42 "watch you do a little sparring match."

00:24:45 So, went over there, and then Neon's old security,

00:24:51 yeah, old security was actually my security

00:24:54 at the Sway House back in the day.

00:24:56 So, when we had security at Sway,

00:24:58 we had the two guys that ended up working for him.

00:25:02 And I guess he didn't pay the last month,

00:25:06 or when he fired them, he didn't give them notice

00:25:08 and didn't give them a last month's pay

00:25:10 or something like that.

00:25:11 So, they texted me when I was there on the stream

00:25:13 and said, "Hey, we're coming.

00:25:15 "We got like 30 guys with us.

00:25:17 "You better tell Neon to pay me my money."

00:25:21 So, it was a mess.

00:25:23 The whole entire thing was a mess.

00:25:24 - It was real? - I was kinda

00:25:25 just sitting around looking.

00:25:26 Yeah, all of it was real.

00:25:29 - And so, is this on the video?

00:25:31 - The fight didn't happen.

00:25:32 The fight didn't happen.

00:25:33 They didn't pull up there in the gym.

00:25:35 They didn't pull up there in the gym.

00:25:37 It was the biggest mess of a thing

00:25:40 I've ever been a part of.

00:25:41 I'm looking at Bryce, and Bryce was looking at me,

00:25:42 and we kind of had our hands up in the air,

00:25:44 and we just looked at each other and we were like,

00:25:45 "Why are we here?"

00:25:46 - Why, so what happened to the Bryce?

00:25:48 By the way, this is the,

00:25:51 I've only seen like five clips of this guy.

00:25:53 It's like this guy and the other little kid

00:25:55 who walk around with security and pick fights,

00:25:56 and they're like-- - Jack Doherty.

00:25:57 - Yeah, like that's what this guy,

00:25:59 like his entire world is being an asshole.

00:26:03 - Yeah, it wasn't like--

00:26:06 - He shouldn't be allowed to have security.

00:26:08 Like, the way those two guys act,

00:26:10 you shouldn't be allowed to have security.

00:26:11 You wanna be an asshole, fine, but--

00:26:13 - Yeah, you have to get beat up.

00:26:14 - Correct. - For doing the things

00:26:15 and saying the things you do.

00:26:16 - You know what, I genuinely think that,

00:26:19 I've talked to him like once off camera,

00:26:22 just 'cause we were at like the same party

00:26:23 or something like that, or a pre-party,

00:26:25 and I think he's genuinely just like,

00:26:29 he's a young kid that has 100,000 people

00:26:32 watching him concurrently on a stream

00:26:34 that are like calling him a bitch and a pussy

00:26:36 'cause he doesn't like stand up for himself,

00:26:38 and he's like, you know, he's not like the biggest guy,

00:26:40 and I think it's like started to actually affect his,

00:26:44 like the way he thinks, he thinks he needs to act hard.

00:26:46 You know what I mean?

00:26:47 It's like one of those things when you're like young

00:26:49 and becoming older and you're trying

00:26:51 to go through a little bit,

00:26:52 like he's having an identity crisis, you know?

00:26:55 But I don't think he's necessarily

00:26:56 like a bad person at heart.

00:26:58 I just think he's like a younger kid

00:27:00 that's trying to, that has all these eyeballs on him.

00:27:03 - He's caught up in it.

00:27:04 - Trying to be tough.

00:27:05 People always make fun of him.

00:27:07 Him and his girlfriend are always getting dragged

00:27:09 through the mud, so--

00:27:10 - This is a guy who was like hitting on Charlie,

00:27:14 like a total cock move.

00:27:15 The kid's an ass.

00:27:16 - Oh, that was, that was actually,

00:27:17 see, but I think that's some of the stuff that's like,

00:27:20 it's like when, you know, like Logan Paul

00:27:22 was doing the daily vlogs,

00:27:24 and then he eventually like got a little too ahead

00:27:26 of himself, you know what I mean?

00:27:27 And then he ended up in Japan.

00:27:29 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:29 Like you try to up what you're doing every single day,

00:27:33 and they're live streaming every day for hours.

00:27:36 No editing, no cuts, right?

00:27:38 You try to make a joke every once in a while

00:27:39 and do something, it's like, shit, you're gonna fuck up.

00:27:42 You're gonna do stuff people don't agree with.

00:27:45 I'm not saying, I'm not like saying

00:27:46 he's the best guy in the world,

00:27:47 but I just think he's like a younger guy.

00:27:49 I'm pretty sure he's only like 19.

00:27:51 - Yeah, he's a piece of shit though.

00:27:53 - But yeah, it was a mess of an event.

00:27:55 Vitaly just definitely did it two back out of the fight.

00:27:58 Like Bryce showed up, was warmed up,

00:28:00 and then the Vitaly guy's sitting there like,

00:28:03 oh, I need a theme song, I need a theme song.

00:28:05 Give me a speaker.

00:28:05 He's delaying time, delaying time.

00:28:07 He's on his phone weirdly, like way too long.

00:28:10 Then two random people pull up and start pressing Vitaly,

00:28:13 and then Vitaly backs out of the fight

00:28:15 just before it was supposed to happen.

00:28:17 Me and Bryce were just like,

00:28:18 this has maybe been the stupidest hour of our lives.

00:28:22 I can't believe we just went through this.

00:28:24 And we left and we were like, yeah, that was bad.

00:28:26 - Kyle from NELC calls out New York Times.

00:28:29 I have a New York Times article

00:28:30 suggesting NELC was working with Zin under the table.

00:28:34 Kyle called out New York Times

00:28:35 for only giving him until the morning to respond to her.

00:28:38 Heard that before.

00:28:39 Request for comment says that the woman who wrote the story

00:28:41 got someone's TikTok account to lead

00:28:43 in the process of writing her story.

00:28:45 Okay.

00:28:48 I mean, they always call for comment.

00:28:51 - And then they say,

00:28:53 we're only taking comments until the morning.

00:28:55 - Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long

00:28:56 this story has been going on.

00:28:57 I've dealt with this with New York Times always,

00:29:00 so it's a lot of probably what I've gone through.

00:29:04 - Caitlin Karkatew is a flopping, I'm wearing this hoodie.

00:29:06 She got mauled at Ohio State,

00:29:09 but she always takes the high road.

00:29:11 She got-

00:29:12 - Yeah, she's a class act.

00:29:12 - So class, classiest.

00:29:15 I've determined I gotta see her play

00:29:16 before she's done at Iowa.

00:29:18 - Is she a flopper?

00:29:21 - No.

00:29:22 Show the clip.

00:29:24 They lost in Ohio State.

00:29:25 - You think the fans tried to murder her, right?

00:29:26 - She got like smoked.

00:29:27 - Oh.

00:29:28 - But she handled it.

00:29:30 She's like, I...

00:29:30 You see it?

00:29:34 - Yeah.

00:29:35 - So.

00:29:35 - It's a little spin move.

00:29:37 - Ragdoll husband is worried about providing for his family.

00:29:40 - What the fuck is that?

00:29:45 - So I thought this was gonna be a guy

00:29:47 who got like ragdolled in bed, like a submissive guy.

00:29:50 It's a rag-

00:29:51 - It's a rag doll.

00:29:53 What is this lady up to?

00:29:56 - How can he-

00:29:57 - This is worse than a Disney adult.

00:29:59 - For sure, I mean, this is, this is...

00:30:03 What do we even, what?

00:30:04 Like, yeah, no, like, I mean-

00:30:06 - She has a chi-

00:30:07 - Yeah, you're worried he can't provide?

00:30:08 He's a doll.

00:30:09 - And her children, you don't even have a family.

00:30:12 It's just you, your children are dolls.

00:30:13 - Correct, they're all dolls.

00:30:14 - And I also don't think he's the one that's worried.

00:30:17 I'm pretty sure the doll can't have any emotion.

00:30:19 - Correct.

00:30:20 - The expenses are increasing.

00:30:22 He has to pay for food.

00:30:24 - Wizards of Waverly Place sequel announced.

00:30:26 I know nothing about Wizards of Waverly Place.

00:30:28 Do you?

00:30:29 Is this your generation?

00:30:30 - Yeah, that was like the best show ever.

00:30:33 - Yeah, it was so good.

00:30:34 This is where I- - That was my first crush.

00:30:35 - I think I fell in love with Selena Gomez.

00:30:37 - Yep, I fell in love with Max.

00:30:38 - Oh, Selena was on the, you know what I tried to watch?

00:30:41 Murders in the Building.

00:30:43 Eh, couldn't get through episode like two.

00:30:44 - Me either.

00:30:45 - Sucked.

00:30:46 - Yeah, it's like a sitcom-y thing now.

00:30:47 - What are you laughing at, Josh?

00:30:49 - You just, you're just, you're just funny.

00:30:51 - I'm looking, I'm, eh, sucked.

00:30:55 Single Dave just goes to bed at like 8.30

00:30:57 and like hunts every-

00:30:59 - Did you watch the, what's it called?

00:31:02 American Murder about like the Gone Girl situation

00:31:05 on Netflix?

00:31:05 - No.

00:31:06 - Oh, watch it.

00:31:07 Do you like crime stuff?

00:31:08 - Yes.

00:31:09 - Okay, watch it.

00:31:10 It's number one on Netflix.

00:31:10 - New?

00:31:11 When did it come out?

00:31:12 - Like this week?

00:31:13 - In.

00:31:14 - Yeah, bang.

00:31:15 Everybody watch that, it's sick.

00:31:15 - I'll report back tonight.

00:31:16 - Talk about it next week.

00:31:17 - Oh, I'm not at home.

00:31:18 Where are influencers now?

00:31:21 A TikTok has gone viral of a girl singing Roman Empires.

00:31:23 All the influencers dropped out of college,

00:31:25 quit their jobs, moved to LA and became irrelevant.

00:31:27 The girl asked where those influencers are now,

00:31:29 what they're doing,

00:31:30 which other TikTok users respond to comments

00:31:32 about where some are now.

00:31:33 That's interesting.

00:31:34 Well, Bryce Hall's still in the,

00:31:37 I mean, the first one Bryce Hall needs

00:31:39 to start selling courses

00:31:40 because he hasn't been relevant since 2016.

00:31:42 I feel like he's still kind of relevant with his fighting.

00:31:46 - Yeah.

00:31:46 - Yeah, I saw one of the comments

00:31:47 that I saw Josh working at Cane's.

00:31:49 - There was a lot of comments about being like,

00:31:51 yeah, I saw Josh Richards at a Raising Cane's.

00:31:53 (laughing)

00:31:56 - Now some of these,

00:31:57 Nash Greer,

00:31:59 out.

00:32:00 - Yeah, but he has like a family and a wife.

00:32:03 - Cameron Dallas, out, right?

00:32:05 - Yeah.

00:32:06 - Does Cameron Dallas have a baby too

00:32:08 or am I making that up?

00:32:09 - I think you're making that up.

00:32:10 But Cameron Dallas also had like a super successful

00:32:14 investment with FanFix,

00:32:16 made like, I think over $10 million or something like that.

00:32:19 - Yeah, a lot of them are just chilling

00:32:20 with money they made in the beginning.

00:32:21 - You know who's a cute little couple now

00:32:24 that I always see is Griffin Johnson and his girlfriend.

00:32:26 - Oh, and they're always hunting and fishing.

00:32:27 - Yeah, they're always just being like, "Marina!"

00:32:30 - Yeah.

00:32:31 - And you know what, Griffin's making money right now.

00:32:32 That's the thing.

00:32:33 - What is he doing?

00:32:34 - I think people don't, Snapchat,

00:32:35 he makes a good amount of money on Snapchat.

00:32:37 And then he also has like certain ads that he does.

00:32:39 I think people don't realize that once you've got a following

00:32:43 there's a lot of things you can do with it besides,

00:32:46 you know, just posting videos online.

00:32:48 Like, I think Griffin's also going in,

00:32:50 he's doing, like he's working with companies

00:32:54 where he's giving them advice on like how to reach Gen Z.

00:32:57 - Consulting.

00:32:57 - And how they can, yeah, he's consulting,

00:32:59 he gets advisory shares in companies.

00:33:01 Like, there's more to it than just, you know,

00:33:04 posting videos on TikTok.

00:33:06 - It's true.

00:33:07 - If you're smart, if you're smart.

00:33:08 Some people aren't, and they do just post videos on TikTok.

00:33:11 - We got some Trisha Paytas news.

00:33:12 Trisha Paytas reacts to the internet blame her

00:33:14 for King Charles getting sick.

00:33:15 I don't get this at all.

00:33:16 We have some crazy headlines.

00:33:17 Trisha Paytas expecting a daughter named Elvis in May.

00:33:20 Conspiracy theorists have run rampant

00:33:22 after King Charles had to undergo surgery

00:33:23 for an enlarged prostate.

00:33:25 Kate Middleton had to undergo abdominal surgery

00:33:27 on the same day when Trisha last gave birth

00:33:29 to her daughter Malibu.

00:33:31 People said she was a reincarnation of Queen Elizabeth

00:33:33 who died the same day Trisha announced

00:33:35 the birth of her daughter.

00:33:36 All right, whatever, this is just crazy.

00:33:37 - That's fucking insane.

00:33:39 - Is it funny what she says or something?

00:33:41 - Yeah, what is--

00:33:42 - People are just insane.

00:33:44 - And then more, Sophia Franklin responds to Trisha

00:33:47 and Alice Cooper on Call Her Daddy.

00:33:48 Couple months ago after Sophia said

00:33:50 she loved having her mental illness,

00:33:52 Trisha says great mental illness is normalized,

00:33:54 but it can't be discarding

00:33:56 when mental illness is glamorized.

00:33:59 Sophia then called Trisha electrocuted hair girl

00:34:02 and said that's damaging to tell people

00:34:04 how they should or should not express

00:34:05 their own mental illness, okay.

00:34:08 - I didn't see Sophia talk about her at all.

00:34:10 I didn't even know that.

00:34:11 Can we watch it?

00:34:13 - Sure.

00:34:15 - No hate to those two girls.

00:34:17 - Okay, no hate to electrocuted hair girl,

00:34:19 but I just think it's a little bit damaging

00:34:22 to tell people how they should or should not

00:34:24 express their own mental illness.

00:34:27 - I love my mental illness.

00:34:28 - Me too.

00:34:29 - My mental illness literally makes me weep.

00:34:32 - Electrocuted hair girl was so uncalled for.

00:34:35 - Wait, what's her mental illness?

00:34:35 - Why would she say that?

00:34:36 - I don't know, that's a fair insult.

00:34:38 I'm not the biggest Sophia,

00:34:39 but if you're throwing an insult, electrocute.

00:34:41 - But Trisha--

00:34:42 - It's just means frizzy hair.

00:34:42 - Yeah, but Trisha didn't insult Sophia at all.

00:34:45 So it was just out of nowhere.

00:34:47 - Well, I think maybe if you watch longer

00:34:50 than that Trisha Paytas video, she got to the insult.

00:34:52 - But she doesn't insult how she looks or anything.

00:34:54 She just says that it's damaging

00:34:56 to glamorize having mental illness.

00:34:59 - I guess Sophia said they made up.

00:35:01 I don't know.

00:35:05 - Oh, so they're friends now?

00:35:05 - Is that the whole story?

00:35:06 - Well, they made up and then Trisha talked about it

00:35:08 on Call Her Daddy.

00:35:10 Trisha brought it up and then Sophia basically went off

00:35:12 being like, Alex is still using me for views.

00:35:15 - Well, that's--

00:35:16 - She's like, yeah.

00:35:17 - Alex, you have to basically pull her teeth out

00:35:21 to get her to talk about Sophia.

00:35:22 She does not want to talk about Sophia.

00:35:24 "Live action Minecraft cast,

00:35:29 the Starstruck live action Minecraft movie cast

00:35:34 is being rolled out, includes actors like Jennifer Coolidge,

00:35:36 Jason Momoa, Jack Black, and Kate McKinnon."

00:35:39 Who fucking cares?

00:35:41 - I mean, Jack Black's dope.

00:35:43 I think they figured out that he was the best part of Mario

00:35:46 and they're just gonna put him in every live action.

00:35:49 Now, that was from a video game.

00:35:50 "Internet mad over fat con?

00:35:55 The internet is upset over the first ever Fat Con,

00:35:58 which is a new fat liberation conference."

00:36:00 This is classic internet, what do you care?

00:36:02 If the fat people are going to be like,

00:36:04 celebrate their fatness, let 'em go.

00:36:06 - This is kind of sick.

00:36:07 Just Fat Con?

00:36:08 It's cool.

00:36:09 What does the internet mad about people being fat?

00:36:11 - I think they're, it's probably like,

00:36:15 they were promoting an unhealthy lifestyle.

00:36:17 - Is that it or they think they're getting made fun of?

00:36:20 - No, it's the unhealthy thing.

00:36:21 - Oh, you think the fats are, yeah, it's definitely,

00:36:23 I was gonna say, it's probably people being like,

00:36:25 yo, fat people get healthy, but-

00:36:28 - I wonder what they talk about.

00:36:29 - If fat people are accepting their fate,

00:36:30 then let them accept their fate.

00:36:32 - Do they just like...

00:36:34 "There were so many amazing panels

00:36:36 ranging from Fat Liberation 101 to Fat Lask to Fat Nerds.

00:36:41 I even talked on a panel with the Plus Bus

00:36:43 on 101 Ways to Lose the Weight of Fat Hate.

00:36:46 There was an amazing plus-size fashion show

00:36:48 featuring multiple designers.

00:36:50 This one's chubb rub.

00:36:51 We had fat pool parties."

00:36:53 - I don't think there's anything wrong with this.

00:36:55 - Yeah, this is nice.

00:36:55 - They're embracing themselves.

00:36:56 - We did get up to shenanigans.

00:36:58 - It's a little much.

00:36:59 - I cannot wait for next year's Fat Con.

00:37:01 - Good for them.

00:37:02 - I mean, I think, you know, it's their lives.

00:37:04 Don't do what they want with it.

00:37:06 - Coachella 24 has been announced.

00:37:09 It's been received mixed emotions from fans.

00:37:10 Some are claiming headlines

00:37:11 are less impressive than the lineup.

00:37:14 Lana Del Rey, headliner, title of the creator, Doja Cat.

00:37:17 No doubt.

00:37:18 - I don't know who No Doubt is.

00:37:20 - Come on. - Gwen Stefani.

00:37:21 I didn't know either.

00:37:22 - Oh, fuck. - What?

00:37:23 - Is that a bad thing? - Is that a bad thing?

00:37:24 - Is that "Hollaback Girl"?

00:37:25 - No, No Doubt is Gwen Stefani.

00:37:29 - That's her band before. - Yeah.

00:37:30 - Oh, that's before "Hollaback Girl"?

00:37:32 - You don't know "No Doubt"?

00:37:33 - What year was it? - I'm sorry, man.

00:37:34 - What songs is it?

00:37:36 - It's everything.

00:37:38 - I love Gwen Stefani, but I guess I don't know too much.

00:37:41 - Is that, this shit is "Bananas"?

00:37:43 - That's "Hollaback Girl".

00:37:44 - B-N-A-N-A-S, "Bananas".

00:37:46 - That's my favorite song.

00:37:47 I used to sing it at the talent show.

00:37:48 But I didn't know she was in a group.

00:37:51 - You didn't know "No Doubt"?

00:37:54 - I just know Gwen Stefani.

00:37:58 - You don't know this song?

00:37:59 - Definitely know this song.

00:38:00 - Is this, ♪ I'm just a girl ♪

00:38:01 ♪ I'm just a girl ♪

00:38:03 I only know it from TikTok, though.

00:38:05 - Yep.

00:38:07 - (whispering)

00:38:09 ♪ Stay ♪

00:38:13 ♪ I'm just a girl ♪

00:38:21 Yeah, I know Gwen Stefani.

00:38:22 - Yeah, well, you didn't know "No Doubt".

00:38:24 It makes me feel old and sad.

00:38:25 Brad Pitt won't shower for days.

00:38:28 Brad Pitt's former roommate, Jason,

00:38:31 I didn't know they were roommates.

00:38:32 Jason Priestly from "90210" revealed that they lived

00:38:35 together before they were both famous.

00:38:36 They would frequently have a competition,

00:38:37 so he would go along without showering.

00:38:39 Brad Pitt would constantly win.

00:38:40 I don't know if this is a real thing.

00:38:43 - Why would you do that?

00:38:44 - Like, who does that?

00:38:45 I've never heard of guys doing that.

00:38:46 - That's such a bro-y thing.

00:38:48 - But it's not, that's my thing.

00:38:49 I've never heard of that.

00:38:50 - Like, oh, see how--

00:38:51 - Like, Josh lives in a frat house.

00:38:53 Were you guys being like,

00:38:54 "Let's see who can go the longest without showering"?

00:38:56 - No, we definitely didn't do that.

00:38:58 - Yeah, I've never heard of anyone doing that.

00:38:59 That seems made up.

00:39:01 - I wouldn't say our hygiene was at an all-time high,

00:39:03 either.

00:39:04 - Yeah, definitely.

00:39:05 - But you weren't trying to not shower.

00:39:06 - Like, oh, we're disgusting.

00:39:07 - Like, we had a picture of, like,

00:39:08 probably, like, week-old guacamole

00:39:10 that was left in a bowl in our room

00:39:11 go, like, trend on Twitter.

00:39:13 It was just the grossest thing ever.

00:39:14 - Yeah, that's gross.

00:39:16 - Elon Musk says there could be one billion androids

00:39:18 walking Earth in 20 years.

00:39:19 - Robots?

00:39:21 - Yeah.

00:39:22 - That's terrifying.

00:39:24 - That means that all those horror movies,

00:39:25 when they become smarter and kill us all, would happen.

00:39:28 - Yeah.

00:39:29 - Or they're just droids, like in "Star Wars."

00:39:31 - Yeah, but the droids always--

00:39:32 - Are the droids nice?

00:39:33 - No, some are, some aren't.

00:39:35 - Oh.

00:39:36 - Some are and some aren't.

00:39:36 It depends what they're made for.

00:39:38 - Reese Witherspoon criticized for eating snow.

00:39:40 Reese Witherspoon criticized for taking snow

00:39:43 from outside and eating it.

00:39:45 Who cares?

00:39:46 - Everyone's like, "Do you know how dirty snow is?"

00:39:49 - Yeah, who fucking cares?

00:39:51 - Yeah, just let her eat her snow.

00:39:51 - Shut up.

00:39:52 - Reese Witherspoon, she's an angel.

00:39:55 - Who hasn't eaten, like, everyone's eaten snow

00:39:57 at some point, I feel like.

00:39:59 BFF Corner, Josh mocks Austin McBroom.

00:40:01 Austin McBroom has been posting nonstop on Snapchat

00:40:03 since his divorce.

00:40:04 He's being mocked for the type of content he's posting.

00:40:07 Josh joined in remaking one of Austin's Snapchats

00:40:10 on TikTok.

00:40:11 - Yeah.

00:40:12 - This is hilarious.

00:40:13 - Did you see the original video?

00:40:14 - Yes.

00:40:15 - Did either of you see the original video?

00:40:16 - Yes.

00:40:17 - Just pulled up to church, about to get that good word in.

00:40:19 Been trying to get closer to the man above.

00:40:21 I've been feeling great.

00:40:22 Been really focused on my body, my mind, and my spirit.

00:40:25 If you around me or you're close with me,

00:40:28 you know I'm locked in right now.

00:40:30 (laughing)

00:40:30 I go to the gym every day.

00:40:32 Even trying to eat a little better.

00:40:34 It's a struggle, been trying to eat better.

00:40:35 I've been consistently going to church,

00:40:37 been, you know, trying to live the word.

00:40:39 I'm feeling good, y'all.

00:40:40 I've been feeling good, especially, you know,

00:40:41 during a time like this.

00:40:43 Gotta make sure your mind's right.

00:40:44 - Working out.

00:40:45 - Did he say anything back after you made fun of him?

00:40:48 - I don't, I don't know.

00:40:48 I don't think so.

00:40:49 I mean, we can watch my TikTok 'cause it's hilarious.

00:40:52 - All right.

00:40:53 - So, let's see the TikTok.

00:40:53 Self-proclaimed heret.

00:40:55 - Yo, what's up, guys?

00:40:56 Just pulled up to church.

00:40:58 You know me.

00:40:59 I gotta get a convo in with the guy in the sky,

00:41:01 the big man with the plan.

00:41:03 I'm just focusing on my mind, my body, my spirit right now.

00:41:06 You know, just really locked in.

00:41:08 You're somebody around me or in a close proximity of me

00:41:11 or I'm in a close proximity of what you're around.

00:41:13 You know how locked in I am, man.

00:41:15 People say take one step at a time.

00:41:17 I've been taking two.

00:41:18 Trying to eat better, not too much better.

00:41:19 You know, that's probably actually the only area

00:41:22 of my life I'm struggling in

00:41:23 and not so locked in for real on.

00:41:28 - Yeah, but yeah, yeah, other than that.

00:41:30 - I wish I saw that without having any clue

00:41:32 what it was for.

00:41:33 I may have to call Josh.

00:41:36 Good, good, good mock of him.

00:41:37 - Oh, Austin McBroom is terrifying.

00:41:39 - Thank you.

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00:42:17 - Josh jokes about Gabby using him for a visa.

00:42:21 After people have been claiming Gabby's using Josh

00:42:23 for a visa, Josh spoke fun at the rumors

00:42:25 in a recent TikTok.

00:42:27 - That would be heartbreaking to find out.

00:42:29 - I mean, it's a pretty, we don't need to watch the video.

00:42:31 The video is not like anything.

00:42:32 It was just like a little like red flag trend thing.

00:42:35 But I think the funniest part about it was people

00:42:38 were just like, Josh, you're from Canada.

00:42:40 You don't even have a visa.

00:42:42 - Like, take it.

00:42:43 - Do you guys not know what visas are for?

00:42:47 They're for people from outside of the country

00:42:49 coming into the country and working.

00:42:51 So, I don't think, I don't know.

00:42:53 I guess the world isn't educated on what a visa is.

00:42:55 But yeah, it's obviously, it was a joke.

00:42:59 - How was Sundance?

00:43:00 - It was good.

00:43:02 It was good.

00:43:03 Went down there.

00:43:04 I had a friend that Gavin had a film there.

00:43:06 Actually just got bought by Netflix for $17 million.

00:43:10 - Hell yeah.

00:43:11 - Congrats to Gavin.

00:43:13 He acted in that one and killed it.

00:43:15 So, got to do some meetings. - It's his own movie?

00:43:18 - No, he was just acting in the movie.

00:43:19 - Oh, got it, got it.

00:43:20 I thought you meant he like wrote a movie

00:43:22 and like sold it for 17 million.

00:43:23 - No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:24 He, dude, that'd be sick, right?

00:43:25 - Yeah, right.

00:43:26 - But I mean, you know.

00:43:27 - Still sick. - Beautiful face.

00:43:29 His beautiful face is what probably sold it.

00:43:30 - Still sick.

00:43:31 Very cool.

00:43:32 - But yeah, no, it was a good time.

00:43:33 Got to do some good meetings and whatnot

00:43:35 and hope to eventually have something premiering there.

00:43:38 - You had your premiere last night?

00:43:40 - Yep. - How did it go?

00:43:41 - We had the, oh, it was great.

00:43:43 I was so nervous.

00:43:44 I mean, I was at the verge of like kind of throwing up

00:43:48 'cause of, you know, it's different when.

00:43:51 - You gave me, by the way, not to cut you off,

00:43:52 but he's like, "Hey, you in LA in like 10 minutes?"

00:43:55 - He told me like two days before too, yeah.

00:43:57 - That's so, not even close, 10 minutes.

00:43:59 Dave, I texted you like a week ago.

00:44:01 - Yeah, I think he texted me last week.

00:44:02 - Go check the date.

00:44:03 Go check the date.

00:44:05 I said, "Are you guys gonna be in LA?"

00:44:07 Check the date.

00:44:10 It was definitely longer than two days or 10 minutes.

00:44:13 - Well, the beauty of technology

00:44:15 is we're gonna check this out right now.

00:44:17 We are, we are.

00:44:18 - If I knew in the beginning of the month,

00:44:19 I would have been there.

00:44:21 - That's whatever, it's cool, it's fine.

00:44:23 - You texted me Wednesday, a week ago.

00:44:26 - Wednesday, what time?

00:44:27 - 7.51.

00:44:28 - AM?

00:44:30 - PM.

00:44:31 - Oh, Wednesday, 4.42 PM, I beat you.

00:44:33 - Wow.

00:44:34 - That's crazy.

00:44:35 - I was an afterthought.

00:44:36 - Damn.

00:44:37 - That's nuts.

00:44:38 - Guys, I was doing all the invites.

00:44:39 - Oh, no, he texted me Wednesday, 4.42 PM.

00:44:41 - Oh, the both times, same time.

00:44:42 Why didn't you put us on a group?

00:44:45 - Well, I just, I was like--

00:44:46 - So he said, "When do you get to LA?"

00:44:48 I said, "Vegas, you mean?"

00:44:50 Because I thought you meant the Super Bowl.

00:44:51 Oh, shit, my bad.

00:44:53 Thought you were in LA the week before.

00:44:55 I was throwing a little party for my sketch show

00:44:57 on the 22nd.

00:44:59 I said, "Monday?"

00:45:01 - Yeah, I said, "February or January?"

00:45:03 - Yeah, right?

00:45:04 Yeah, like, hey, just be here in five seconds, LA.

00:45:08 It's like, what are you--

00:45:09 - Five seconds?

00:45:10 - First of all, you're like,

00:45:11 when are you getting to LA?

00:45:12 The Super Bowl is like a month away still.

00:45:13 - Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:45:13 - That's why I said February?

00:45:14 - Yeah, it was very confusing.

00:45:16 - Six days.

00:45:16 - Very confusing, it's probably his sister who sent that.

00:45:19 - I sent it.

00:45:20 - So I cut you off, so you were saying it went great.

00:45:23 - Did everybody laugh?

00:45:23 - Yeah, it went really well.

00:45:24 Yeah, so that was the thing, right?

00:45:27 I don't usually get nervous about anything,

00:45:29 but going and showing people, one,

00:45:33 something that I've been working on

00:45:34 for the last six to eight months,

00:45:37 and then on top of that,

00:45:38 it's about making everyone laugh, right?

00:45:40 Which is a tougher thing to do.

00:45:42 So, yeah, we went and we had,

00:45:45 I think it was like, we did a screening in the CEA,

00:45:49 agency, and it was like 150 to 200 people,

00:45:52 all came through and it got really good laughs.

00:45:55 - If it wasn't getting laughs,

00:45:57 I think you would have just shut it down.

00:45:59 - You have to run.

00:45:59 - I would have had to, I just would have never

00:46:01 talked about it.

00:46:02 - Without the ability to be like, all right, it's over.

00:46:04 Like, you're not laughing five seconds,

00:46:05 fine, done, you don't get to watch.

00:46:07 - Have you seen it?

00:46:07 - No, I got.

00:46:08 - It's so funny, yeah.

00:46:09 - You've seen it?

00:46:10 - Yeah, he showed me a demo.

00:46:11 - I showed her like rough takes.

00:46:13 Dave, I wasn't gonna show you a rough take,

00:46:14 'cause then if you didn't like it,

00:46:16 I would be--

00:46:17 - I would never let you watch me watch it.

00:46:20 And I would say laugh my ass off regardless.

00:46:23 But I wouldn't let--

00:46:24 - That's a good friend.

00:46:24 - I wouldn't let you watch me watch it.

00:46:27 - That's fair.

00:46:28 - Yeah, I don't think I could watch you watch it.

00:46:29 - I was scared, 'cause I was like, dude,

00:46:30 if it's not funny--

00:46:31 - You watched me watch it?

00:46:32 - Yeah, we watched it.

00:46:33 - Yeah, I watched it, that's for sure.

00:46:34 - But I was actually like laughing, it was funny.

00:46:37 It was really good.

00:46:38 - That's what I'll say regardless.

00:46:39 - Yeah, but I can't fake a laugh.

00:46:41 - Neither can I.

00:46:42 - I can't, but I was actually laughing.

00:46:43 So I'm excited for everyone to watch it.

00:46:45 - It comes out today.

00:46:47 First episode comes out today, 2 p.m.

00:46:50 Pacific Standard Time.

00:46:51 - Like the day that the podcast drops?

00:46:53 - So 5 p.m. Eastern.

00:46:54 - Today.

00:46:55 So yesterday.

00:46:56 - So it's out, go watch it.

00:46:57 - Oh, all right, I'll go watch it.

00:46:59 - Where is it?

00:47:00 - It's gonna be on YouTube today at 2 p.m.

00:47:03 But then the whole reason I'm doing this

00:47:06 is kinda to push the boundaries of production value

00:47:09 and content that goes on social media.

00:47:10 So you have five sketches in an episode,

00:47:13 full episode be posted on YouTube.

00:47:15 And then all of it gets cut down

00:47:16 and put on all over social media,

00:47:18 like TikTok, Reels, X.

00:47:21 - All right, I'll watch it.

00:47:23 Candace Owens comes for Breen Gray.

00:47:25 This, what?

00:47:27 How did you get brought into Candace Owens' world?

00:47:29 - I don't know, man.

00:47:30 - That's crazy, dude. - It was crazy.

00:47:31 - Candace Owens criticized Breen Gray's segment

00:47:33 where they discuss how many kids people should

00:47:35 or shouldn't have and the mentality they share

00:47:37 is that children should be coddled

00:47:39 and have no responsibilities.

00:47:40 Breen Gray said, "When people have a lot of children,

00:47:42 "it's hard to show them all equal amount of love."

00:47:44 Grace clapped back at Candace in a TikTok, wait.

00:47:47 - No, so me and Grace were arguing.

00:47:49 I said anyone can have as many kids as they want.

00:47:52 Like you don't have to share love.

00:47:54 And Grace was like, "If you have more than five kids,

00:47:56 "you're not gonna be able to love them equally."

00:47:58 And I was like, "You can totally love kids equally."

00:48:00 So that's where we were arguing.

00:48:01 - And where did Candace Owens come in?

00:48:02 - Candace Owens comes in and just comes out

00:48:04 of left fucking field and is like,

00:48:06 this whole generation is coddling their children.

00:48:09 It's insane.

00:48:10 - And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say

00:48:14 about me the other day in the press.

00:48:15 Miley, what's good?

00:48:17 - Often on my show, I talk about the coddle culture

00:48:19 that we seem to have.

00:48:20 And I was really struck by this clip.

00:48:22 It is a woman, Brianna, last name Lapaglia,

00:48:25 and Grace O'Malley on the Plan Breen.

00:48:28 Ha ha, clever.

00:48:29 Uncut podcast.

00:48:30 And they were discussing--

00:48:31 - What is Plan Breen?

00:48:32 That was a shot at Plan Breen.

00:48:32 - Plan Breen, 'cause Plan B.

00:48:34 - Got it.

00:48:35 - The mentality that she is sharing

00:48:36 is that children should be coddled,

00:48:38 children should have no responsibilities.

00:48:40 - I never put that together.

00:48:43 I just thought it was like Planet Bree.

00:48:45 (laughing)

00:48:46 - It just clicked?

00:48:47 - Yeah.

00:48:49 - Wow.

00:48:50 - Yeah, you always call it Planet Bree.

00:48:52 - Yeah.

00:48:53 - Yeah, it's not.

00:48:54 - Plan Breen, Plan B.

00:48:55 - Because it's Plan Breen.

00:48:57 - That's--

00:48:59 - That was like a light bulb.

00:49:00 He was like--

00:49:00 - I jokingly called it Planet Bree with you

00:49:04 on this show multiple times.

00:49:06 - Yeah.

00:49:07 - You called it Planet Bree.

00:49:08 - As a joke.

00:49:09 - Yeah, he always calls it Planet Bree.

00:49:10 - They call it Planet Bree.

00:49:11 - So it's an inside joke.

00:49:12 I'd like to be part of one of those one day,

00:49:14 Michael Scott.

00:49:15 - Yeah, it's like Plan B.

00:49:16 - Well, it's kind of like--

00:49:17 - I thought it was Plan Bree.

00:49:19 - You should have known it was Plan Bree.

00:49:21 I think Bree's actually--

00:49:22 - You've been on it.

00:49:22 You were sitting right there.

00:49:23 - I think Bree's corrected you.

00:49:25 - We'll take a photo shot of it.

00:49:26 - I do, I work for this company.

00:49:27 - But it's a monstrous logo right to the right of Dave

00:49:29 that just says Plan Bree.

00:49:30 - I just thought Plan was like short for planet.

00:49:32 - No, I like--

00:49:33 - Like Planet Bree.

00:49:34 - In college, I was like, "Plan B, Plan Bree."

00:49:36 - Yeah, yeah, I get it now.

00:49:37 I know what Plan B is.

00:49:38 - Yeah.

00:49:40 - Dave, I'm quite sure Bree has looked at you and goes,

00:49:43 "It's Plan Bree, guys.

00:49:45 It's Plan Bree."

00:49:46 And then we kept, and then I laughed.

00:49:48 - I thought you were just doing the bit.

00:49:49 - Planet Bree.

00:49:50 - I don't do bit.

00:49:51 - Planet Bree.

00:49:52 - It's Plan Bree.

00:49:52 - Nah, if Planet Bree was dope, they would be like,

00:49:55 "Oh, I thought you were in on the bit."

00:49:58 - Wow, that is crazy that that just happened in real time.

00:50:01 - Yeah, I thought it was Planet Bree.

00:50:03 Like I knew it wasn't, but I just thought it was abbreviated.

00:50:07 - No, why would I abbreviate Planet?

00:50:09 - I don't know, because there's a lot of shows

00:50:12 like Planet, I don't know.

00:50:13 I just, once I get it in my head,

00:50:16 it's like, that's what it is.

00:50:17 Like, I didn't even know you guys were making fun of me.

00:50:19 - Well, now you can know.

00:50:20 The more you know.

00:50:21 - Planet Bree.

00:50:22 All right, what do you know?

00:50:24 Are Dave's jeans too short?

00:50:26 No, everyone, I'm comfortable.

00:50:27 (laughing)

00:50:29 - I like how you answered.

00:50:31 - Well, no, the internet answered.

00:50:32 - You can't be the judge.

00:50:34 - The internet answered.

00:50:34 - You can't be the judge.

00:50:35 - And they didn't look long there.

00:50:36 - I was gonna say, you said you're comfortable.

00:50:38 - These jeans, I'm trying to mix back into jeans too short.

00:50:41 You said, Austin, kids are wearing them short nowadays.

00:50:43 I'm just a 34-30 now.

00:50:45 - We could've cut that.

00:50:46 - It's not dimensions that you go brag about.

00:50:47 - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

00:50:50 Brooke Schofield reacts to the coming of BFFs.

00:50:52 In the most recent episode of Canceled,

00:50:54 Brooke Schofield revealed that she was upset

00:50:56 after listening to the BFF segment on her.

00:50:59 Matt, right, why was she upset?

00:51:01 - Yeah, I don't know.

00:51:02 I was kind of, I feel bad 'cause she felt like

00:51:05 we kind of ambushed her.

00:51:06 - We did ambush her.

00:51:07 - I ambushed her.

00:51:08 - Yeah, we did.

00:51:09 - But I defended her the whole entire podcast.

00:51:11 - How do we ambush her?

00:51:12 - I called her so that she could explain herself

00:51:14 about the dick pic so you guys would understand.

00:51:17 - Right, I thought she'd clarify.

00:51:18 - I wanted her to be able to clarify it,

00:51:20 but she kind of felt like it was an ambush attack.

00:51:22 - It was an ambush attack.

00:51:23 - What?

00:51:24 - But you weren't attacking her.

00:51:25 I wasn't attacking her.

00:51:26 - It was an ambush.

00:51:27 - It was a friendly ambush.

00:51:28 - It might have, I thought she was very friendly first.

00:51:29 - I texted her before and was like,

00:51:32 Dave wants to talk to you.

00:51:33 I told her what was happening.

00:51:34 - All right, let's see what she said.

00:51:36 - Dave honestly was really mean to me on BFFs.

00:51:38 And it sucks because I like really love him.

00:51:41 Well, I get a call in the car the other day

00:51:43 and it's Brianna and I'm ignoring her,

00:51:45 ignoring her 'cause I'm like,

00:51:46 I'm on the phone already, whatever.

00:51:47 And then she texts me and she goes,

00:51:48 Dave wants to talk to you.

00:51:49 And I go, oh no.

00:51:50 I pick up, you're on the BFFs pod.

00:51:52 - They're so good at that.

00:51:53 - I should have known.

00:51:54 - Taking a page out of that book.

00:51:55 - But Brianna, protect me.

00:51:57 He's asking me about Matt Rife's

00:51:58 face-to-toon dick pic, whatever.

00:51:59 And he's like, honestly, I don't give a fuck about

00:52:01 who was dating what, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:03 And so I answer him, he hangs up, whatever.

00:52:05 But then I watched the full clip

00:52:06 and him and Josh are just going in about me,

00:52:08 basically saying she has no right to be mad.

00:52:10 Like, duh, she's stupid for even thinking

00:52:12 he would have been a good guy, blah, blah.

00:52:13 And then Bri goes, Dave, Brooke loves you.

00:52:15 And Josh is like, seems like she just loves everybody.

00:52:18 And they're just being all mean.

00:52:19 I'm like, fuck you guys.

00:52:20 Well, no, don't fuck you guys.

00:52:21 I love you guys.

00:52:22 No, I don't.

00:52:23 - You said your truth on canceled.

00:52:26 - Yeah, but you know how much I love BFFs.

00:52:28 I love that shit and I hate,

00:52:30 oh, they made me look so stupid, I hated it.

00:52:31 You know what, I have admiration for Dave

00:52:33 and I don't love him, I don't have to love him.

00:52:35 And then he called me unmotivated.

00:52:37 He said I had no ambition.

00:52:38 And then they said the canceled is inconsistent.

00:52:40 - Rats.

00:52:41 - But they did say we're making a killing on views.

00:52:43 - That's about right.

00:52:44 - Not a lot of inaccurate information from the BFFs,

00:52:47 but hurtful nonetheless.

00:52:50 - I feel like she kind of twisted what was said.

00:52:53 Well, Josh and I were murdering her before she declared.

00:52:57 We didn't have the knowledge.

00:52:58 - We didn't call her so she could tell you guys,

00:53:01 but I was defending the fucking hell out of her

00:53:03 the whole episode.

00:53:04 - Yeah, and I'd also maintain anybody who continues

00:53:08 to trust somebody who they know are knowingly sending

00:53:12 Facetuned dick pics is a moron.

00:53:14 - But she didn't know.

00:53:15 - Correct, and she said that.

00:53:16 - That's why I wanted to call her.

00:53:18 - Correct.

00:53:19 - And I think, I think, might, I don't know,

00:53:23 might be on the fact that we didn't have the information.

00:53:25 Like we didn't have the information on the sheet.

00:53:27 - That's not on us.

00:53:28 - I'd have to watch back what we said,

00:53:30 but I feel like she kind of didn't tell that story fairly.

00:53:32 - Yeah, I think we need to re-listen.

00:53:34 - I don't think so either.

00:53:36 - Josh and I killed her before the information.

00:53:40 - Okay.

00:53:41 - And I would kill her again or anybody.

00:53:43 If you're getting Facetuned dick pics

00:53:46 and you realize it in real time,

00:53:48 and they're like, I can't believe this guy's like

00:53:50 cheating on me or being a weirdo.

00:53:52 Well, he was sending you Facetuned.

00:53:53 That didn't happen, but that's when we were being like,

00:53:56 well, I mean.

00:53:57 - Yeah, it was unknowingly.

00:53:58 - Correct.

00:53:59 - Yeah.

00:54:00 - I would also like to say, I'd also like to say,

00:54:02 it's not like we called Brooke and then we're like,

00:54:04 you're on BFFs, talk now.

00:54:05 Like Bree, you texted her, then called her.

00:54:08 And then we're like, do you want to join the Zoom?

00:54:10 So she had time to be like, oh, I'm not going to come on.

00:54:14 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:15 - Also, if she wanted to come.

00:54:16 - I'm not calling to be like,

00:54:16 when you said like Dave wants to talk to you,

00:54:19 I don't want to talk to anybody.

00:54:20 Like I don't, I'm not just like, hey, what's the weather?

00:54:22 Clearly where.

00:54:23 - Yeah.

00:54:24 - Right, right, right.

00:54:25 How's your drive going?

00:54:26 - Right.

00:54:27 - But also, we said canceled was inconsistent.

00:54:31 They said that we made fun of canceled.

00:54:34 I didn't think we did that.

00:54:35 - We might've said like, oh, it's back.

00:54:37 'Cause it has gone in and out.

00:54:39 - So in the ambition thing is in reference,

00:54:42 they've gotten far more consistent.

00:54:44 The show was canceled.

00:54:46 And I--

00:54:47 - The canceled was canceled.

00:54:48 - Yeah, I was talking to Brooke about potentially

00:54:50 her coming to do stuff with us.

00:54:54 - Yeah.

00:54:55 - And this was when canceled, she thought like Tana

00:54:57 was done and I kept waiting.

00:55:00 She's like, I'll send you something.

00:55:01 I'll send you something.

00:55:01 It just never came.

00:55:02 So that's where like--

00:55:03 - She was trying to find a co-host.

00:55:05 - Yes, so that's where like the lack of ambition comment,

00:55:08 they're doing great now.

00:55:10 But the inconsistent was during that time period.

00:55:12 That's what--

00:55:13 - Okay, got it, yeah.

00:55:14 - I would also like to say, we did say like,

00:55:16 yo, they've been killing it now.

00:55:17 - Yeah.

00:55:18 - I'm a canceled stan.

00:55:19 - We gave them their flowers.

00:55:21 - Like I don't want them to think we--

00:55:22 - Well, now I'm not a stan of Brooke.

00:55:25 - I'm a Brooke stan.

00:55:26 - I'm an anti-Brooke now, Stan.

00:55:28 Yep, she did it.

00:55:29 - Damn, we flipped on 'em.

00:55:30 She did it.

00:55:31 - You went and done did it.

00:55:32 - Done did it.

00:55:33 Now we're gonna have to do like BFFs X canceled--

00:55:38 - And I like, by the way, Hannah, Tana.

00:55:42 I like Tana.

00:55:43 I just think she's a clown show.

00:55:44 - Yeah, put it on the record.

00:55:45 - I can like clown shows.

00:55:47 - Right, that's why people go to the circus.

00:55:49 - But that wasn't an accurate description of what happened.

00:55:52 We were more making fun of like Matt Rife

00:55:54 and be like, well, she's dumb if you're--

00:55:55 - Yeah, it just sucks 'cause that went viral

00:55:57 and people aren't watching our podcast

00:55:59 and it looks like we were dragging the shit out of her.

00:56:01 - Well, our podcast also got age restricted, didn't it?

00:56:04 - Ours?

00:56:05 That wasn't that episode, but--

00:56:06 - Okay, okay, okay, that was the other episode.

00:56:09 Our other episode got age restricted,

00:56:10 I think 'cause Dave kept saying the P word.

00:56:13 - Yep.

00:56:13 - Oh, pussy.

00:56:14 - You just said I got called a pussy too many times

00:56:18 that we got age restricted.

00:56:19 - That's fair.

00:56:19 - Yeah, we got age restricted.

00:56:20 - That was a lot of P words.

00:56:21 - We're on Rumble now, so we can watch there

00:56:23 as many pussy bombs as you want.

00:56:25 - Wait, are we actually, is BFFs on that though?

00:56:27 - Yep, everything, everything we do.

00:56:30 - What?

00:56:31 So what, do they have to like,

00:56:32 is it like Rumble free to watch?

00:56:34 - Yeah.

00:56:35 - Yeah.

00:56:35 - It's just like another video platform.

00:56:37 - Guys, go check it out on Rumble then.

00:56:39 - And they ain't gonna, I guess we won't get age restricted.

00:56:43 You can still watch it on YouTube if you want,

00:56:45 doesn't change that.

00:56:45 - Of course, of course, if you're 18 up.

00:56:49 - We want to do this new segment, BFFs will read comments.

00:56:51 - If you want to.

00:56:52 - Why not?

00:56:53 - Sure.

00:56:54 - This was one that came up like, I don't know,

00:56:57 it was in a lot of like when we did interviews,

00:57:01 a lot of people suggested this segment,

00:57:02 so something that Genevieve's gotten to work on.

00:57:04 - Okay, beauty.

00:57:06 - This whole Brianna gets a pass thing is ridiculous.

00:57:08 Josh was put through the ringer on the show over and over.

00:57:11 I'm sure he didn't care to go through all that.

00:57:13 But what do I get?

00:57:17 I don't understand this pass thing.

00:57:18 You talked about your relationship,

00:57:21 like you did, you wanted to.

00:57:24 - You guys dragged it out of me.

00:57:24 - I don't know they wanted to.

00:57:26 - But like you broke up and you talked about it.

00:57:29 Nothing like crazy has happened

00:57:30 in my relationship to talk about.

00:57:32 - I'm just saying I don't know that Josh

00:57:35 wanted to talk about it, he was like crying on the show.

00:57:39 - Fair. - Thanks, yeah.

00:57:40 It was tough, dude.

00:57:40 - Huge episode though, need more of that.

00:57:42 - Huge epi though, huge epi.

00:57:44 Yeah, but like maybe this time Bri could cry.

00:57:47 - I done my crying.

00:57:48 - This podcast sucks ass and super is a coward.

00:57:53 Respect all women now.

00:57:55 - Oh my God, there's been no better comment

00:58:01 from a better username than that.

00:58:03 You can just tell that person hates Dave, man.

00:58:06 Oh, that's so funny.

00:58:07 - Respect women now.

00:58:08 - It's weird because the AVI, the veterans with the flag,

00:58:13 like no group of people, I'm like me in the military,

00:58:17 are like lockstep.

00:58:18 I go to Army, Navy and they're like put me on their shoulders

00:58:21 I'm doing it, I'm shooting cannons, I'm riding tanks,

00:58:24 I'm doing it all.

00:58:25 - You're a coward.

00:58:26 - I love how the now in the username is capitalized too.

00:58:29 - Who cares he unfollowed her, anyone else?

00:58:31 Definitely been on an unfollow binge a few times myself.

00:58:35 Sure.

00:58:37 - Dave Pork Boy, who fucking cares?

00:58:42 That does nothing.

00:58:43 - Love this podcast.

00:58:44 - What if Josh just nobody says,

00:58:46 "Josh is like, oh, he's so good looking."

00:58:48 - Were you totally allowed to have some privacy

00:58:50 in your life regardless of what you do for a living?

00:58:52 Thank you.

00:58:53 - We should go on strike until Dave publicly apologized

00:58:58 to Austin, that ain't fucking happen.

00:59:00 What did I do?

00:59:01 Why should I apologize to Austin?

00:59:03 - I definitely don't need an apology.

00:59:05 People like are too light on Austin.

00:59:08 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:09 I think people think Austin's like super soft or something.

00:59:11 - I deleted maybe 20 of these that Genevieve and co put in

00:59:16 that were all just defending me.

00:59:17 I was like, we don't need.

00:59:18 - Yeah, people, listen.

00:59:19 - People love Austin, man.

00:59:20 - Josh is the grownup version of Dave.

00:59:24 - Is that an insult to me?

00:59:26 - Checks out, dog.

00:59:27 - Was that an insult to me?

00:59:29 - I like this segment.

00:59:30 I think we should do this segment more often.

00:59:32 - It's good for you.

00:59:33 - What?

00:59:34 - You should do this segment all the time.

00:59:35 - It's good for Josh, this segment.

00:59:36 - Why are they all mean?

00:59:37 Josh's was like nice,

00:59:38 but I don't know if that's even nice to him.

00:59:41 I don't even know what the fuck that means.

00:59:43 - Yeah.

00:59:44 I think it just means I'm like the mature version

00:59:46 of you, Dave.

00:59:47 - Fuck does that mean?

00:59:48 - Wow.

00:59:49 - You know.

00:59:50 - This is so long.

00:59:51 I wanna go on a date with Dave, 44, can handle his honesty,

00:59:54 can definitely be home by 9.30, make my own money,

00:59:57 love sporting events, which the wording sounds stupid.

01:00:00 I'm smart, funny, successful.

01:00:01 You should either be considered for a date with him

01:00:03 or be the new CEO of Barstool, but rather go on a date.

01:00:06 I don't like, I get a lot of women who do that.

01:00:09 They're like, can we go on a date?

01:00:11 By the way, like, can I get a job?

01:00:14 It's like, what are you talking about?

01:00:15 - Yeah, which one do you want?

01:00:16 - I would never ever work for Dave Bourne.

01:00:20 I don't care how much he paid,

01:00:21 find a better employer, Austin.

01:00:23 Yeah, you would, Jeremy Simmons.

01:00:25 I could have you over here licking the dirt off my shoes

01:00:30 in fucking 10 fucking minutes at Jeremy Simmons 885.

01:00:35 You would work here so fucking fast.

01:00:37 It would be insane.

01:00:38 I may hire you just to bully.

01:00:43 - Yo, please, can you please hit him up and get him a job?

01:00:46 That would be so funny.

01:00:48 - This is crazy.

01:00:49 - They're all awesome.

01:00:51 I don't think people in the show realize

01:00:52 that the audience likes Austin way more

01:00:53 than any of the hosts.

01:00:54 They should act according.

01:00:55 You know what Austin is?

01:00:56 He's the backup quarterback.

01:00:58 Like every team, the backup quarterback,

01:01:01 like, oh, put him in, we'll be better.

01:01:03 And then you get the backup quarterback.

01:01:04 Like this guy sucks, give me the starter.

01:01:06 - It's George Costanza, leave him wanting more.

01:01:08 - Yeah, well, you don't even leave him wanting more.

01:01:09 They just don't like, they're just, they don't know you.

01:01:13 - It's Tommy Cutlets on his three game.

01:01:15 - I thought you didn't put him in the Austin.

01:01:16 - No, I deleted maybe 20.

01:01:18 - They're all Austin's.

01:01:19 Stop bellyaching.

01:01:20 - Did Austin pick these?

01:01:21 Is Austin picking these and making himself look good?

01:01:23 - Oh, this is a good one.

01:01:25 Gab tooth bastard.

01:01:26 Stop bellyaching for Austin, you yum yum jib jabbers.

01:01:31 The boy's got the greatest gig in the world

01:01:33 working for Fortnite.

01:01:33 Yeah, he knows Dave's got expectation.

01:01:35 Whiny babies, Viva El President.

01:01:37 I like that guy.

01:01:38 - Yeah.

01:01:39 - Got one thumbs up, by the way.

01:01:41 - Very good.

01:01:42 - Yeah, and the other one had 200.

01:01:43 (laughing)

01:01:46 - Worst podcast to date, do better you narcissistic nerds.

01:01:49 - Fuck off, his profile picture says Josh in it.

01:01:53 - It does.

01:01:55 - Yeah.

01:01:56 - They'll take it when they get it.

01:01:59 - Well, this is for you guys.

01:01:59 You guys suck for always keeping shit from the audience.

01:02:02 What's the purpose of the show?

01:02:03 I don't keep dick from the audience.

01:02:05 - I kept one thing, the unfollow thing.

01:02:08 - One thing, what else have I kept?

01:02:09 - Oh, you didn't tell us you were dating the dude

01:02:11 for two months.

01:02:12 You got caught like on a mountain or something.

01:02:14 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:15 - The Senator of Alabama actually got me on that.

01:02:17 - I don't keep shit, man.

01:02:18 - But I knew it was gonna come out eventually.

01:02:20 - Here.

01:02:21 - Yeah, and it did.

01:02:22 - No, it didn't.

01:02:23 - No, it did.

01:02:24 - We caught you.

01:02:25 - No.

01:02:26 - We caught you and it came out on the planet brief.

01:02:28 - Yep.

01:02:29 - I don't think so.

01:02:30 - It was.

01:02:31 - I don't think you guys remember correctly.

01:02:33 - No, it was.

01:02:34 - Okay, well, I'm not keeping it from the audience.

01:02:35 I set it on plan B.

01:02:36 - I will say, at least the pictures they've picked

01:02:40 are good pictures.

01:02:42 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:43 I just look a little pale to that.

01:02:44 I think it was in the woods.

01:02:45 - It's 'cause I have the spray tan.

01:02:46 - Who picked them?

01:02:47 - Us.

01:02:47 - That's Ed.

01:02:49 - No shit, Austin.

01:02:50 What'd you think, they came from the moon?

01:02:51 - I thought you were saying you thought

01:02:52 they were part of the comet when you said they.

01:02:54 (laughing)

01:02:55 - It's the same pictures every time for us.

01:02:57 (laughing)

01:02:59 Dummy.

01:03:00 (laughing)

01:03:02 They didn't appreciate that strutting down after you.

01:03:04 - I know they didn't, Will Jones, 1194.

01:03:07 - Strutting it in, strutting it in.

01:03:09 - Thank you, I'm a thousand, 10,000% with Brie on this one.

01:03:13 Cats are the absolute best.

01:03:14 All the comments were agreeing with me.

01:03:16 Cats are the best.

01:03:17 - Zero likes, zero likes.

01:03:19 - Okay, cats are not gross.

01:03:20 You're fucking gross, Sebastian.

01:03:22 - All the comments, eh?

01:03:24 - Zach Brian is boy Taylor Swift.

01:03:26 Yeah, I think that all the guys love him like they love me.

01:03:31 - That's true.

01:03:32 - Yeah, I'm with it.

01:03:33 When we get Zach on the show,

01:03:35 I'm gonna try to like maybe get some faster songs.

01:03:40 - You want faster?

01:03:40 - Yeah.

01:03:41 - He wrote a fast one last night.

01:03:42 - Oh, wrote it?

01:03:43 So when does it go from right to ears?

01:03:47 - It'll be on the next album.

01:03:48 - Awesome probably thinks about quitting.

01:03:52 These fucking, this isn't real.

01:03:54 It's awesome probably thinks about quitting every day.

01:03:57 @user-vi8vf8ce51.

01:04:02 Let me tell you something, user, Viv, whatever.

01:04:05 Austin, how many emails did you send in here

01:04:09 to get your foot in the door?

01:04:10 - Like a million.

01:04:11 - Literally.

01:04:12 - Frankie like literally texted me was like,

01:04:15 this has to stop, I can't do my job, my phone is breaking.

01:04:18 - He just nonstop.

01:04:19 And if it was to me, don't get any ideas

01:04:21 because I would put that in like--

01:04:23 - Serial killer.

01:04:24 - Yeah, like watch this guy.

01:04:26 He's gotta be like, we need a restraining order.

01:04:29 - I want my job.

01:04:30 - Yeah.

01:04:31 - Hell yeah.

01:04:32 - Respect the hustle, Austin.

01:04:33 - People thought that someone else wrote this, I wrote this.

01:04:39 - Ah.

01:04:42 - There's a lot of people being like Dave forced

01:04:45 the social media manager to write this about Austin.

01:04:47 I wrote the caption.

01:04:48 - The BFF spot is vicious.

01:04:49 - Austin plays into it.

01:04:50 He knows what he's doing.

01:04:52 - Get out of here.

01:04:52 - Yeah, it's his job.

01:04:54 - Yes.

01:04:55 - Dog world out here.

01:04:57 - All right, that's BFFs for the episode.

01:05:00 Can we ask the audience like one quick question?

01:05:03 - Yeah.

01:05:04 - 'Cause I've been seeing this comment a lot.

01:05:05 I've been seeing this comment a lot

01:05:06 in every single comment section.

01:05:08 It's like people, and it's half and half.

01:05:11 I see both sides.

01:05:12 People will be like, I hate that BFFs podcast

01:05:15 doesn't know what they're talking about before the show.

01:05:18 And then the other half of the people are like,

01:05:20 I love that BFFs doesn't know what they're talking about

01:05:22 'cause it's like they're finding it out along with us.

01:05:24 I don't know if we can do a poll or what we could do

01:05:27 'cause yo, I'll start looking at the sheet the day before

01:05:29 if it's sent to me the day before

01:05:30 and start looking at some of the stuff.

01:05:33 - I think that'll ruin it to be totally honest.

01:05:35 - I think your genuine reaction is better.

01:05:37 - Because they're not like super deep subjects.

01:05:38 - I think part of the fun is us coming on and doing that.

01:05:40 - Yeah, I think.

01:05:41 - Yeah, right?

01:05:42 - I think getting your instantaneous reaction to things

01:05:44 are 90% of the time the funniest part of it.

01:05:47 - Yeah, and when we don't know about things

01:05:49 we say we don't know.

01:05:50 - We're not a well-researched show.

01:05:51 It's like not like, people don't come here

01:05:52 for actual information.

01:05:53 - We're not the news.

01:05:54 - They come for you guys.

01:05:55 - And the subjects are so stupid.

01:05:56 - Yeah.

01:05:57 - What are you talking about?

01:05:57 - It's like social drama.

01:05:58 - But I know you're talking about

01:05:59 that you comment that job.

01:06:00 - You know what I mean?

01:06:01 People say that.

01:06:02 So it's like, I mean, you know,

01:06:04 we're about as accurate as any news channels.

01:06:07 - Fucking, the news is not like that.

01:06:09 - Yeah, we say we don't know it.

01:06:10 - Yeah.

01:06:11 - Yeah, so what do you guys want?

01:06:13 Just comment in the comments.

01:06:14 Maybe we won't even listen to you

01:06:15 and we'll just keep fucking not knowing.

01:06:17 - Yeah, let us know.

01:06:17 - Because it's our show and we'll do what we want.

01:06:18 But I'd like to know.

01:06:20 I'd like to know.

01:06:21 I'd like to hear from the audience every once in a while.

01:06:23 Give them a voice.

01:06:24 - Mm-hmm.

01:06:25 - All right.

01:06:25 - Let's go.

01:06:26 (whooshing)

01:06:29 [WHOOSH]

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