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01:01 All right. New episode BFFs.
01:03 Technical issues a little bit per usual. Bri, welcome back. I overheard you talking straight from Fiji.
01:09 Yes, straight from Fiji off the flight to BFFs have not slept yet. Feeling a little delusional.
01:14 How was that like trip? It was awesome. Fiji's cool. It was kind of ridiculous to travel across the world for three days.
01:22 But yeah, I don't think anybody's been like, yeah, Fiji sucks.
01:26 Yeah, do it again knowing what you knew with all the travel. Yeah, for sure. It was a blast. All right, good.
01:32 All right. Well, let's get into the headlines.
01:34 Pinky Doll's lives take over TikTok. A
01:37 19 year old TikToker who goes by the name of Pinky Doll has gone viral for TikTok lives where she reacts to the gifts
01:44 she has given. Pups popcorn, candles and a hair straightener says her catchphrases like ice cream
01:49 So good and thanks to her donors since her videos have gone viral
01:53 People are estimating that she makes thousands of dollars per TikTok live and because of this copying pinky dolls lives has become a trend
02:00 There's all news to me so I guess let's see what who this pinky doll did we try to get pinky doll on the show
02:08 We just don't do that anymore Austin. I
02:10 Yeah
02:12 Yeah, no. Yeah number one headline. Why would we think of that? I guess that's a crazy thing
02:17 I don't know why we I have been seeing comments being like, you know, are they ever gonna get a guest again?
02:21 Are we ever gonna get a guest again?
02:23 Well, I guess I got to imagine if we're saying this person was the number one person on tik-tok in the internet
02:31 It's gone again, and it didn't even cross Austin's mind to see if she wanted to come on. No, we're never gonna get a guest
02:36 Yeah, we didn't hear anything. You said except no, we're never gonna get a guest. So yeah, you cut out again. Oh
02:42 This is so frustrating. I'm guessing
02:46 Just raise your hand if I cut out because I can see you guys
02:48 But I'm guessing if this girl pinky doll was the number one girl on tik-tok
02:53 Our number one story in Austin. It never even crossed his mind to see if she'd come on the show
03:00 That we're never gonna have a guest again
03:02 Yeah, that's a thought I think I was yeah
03:06 I was just thinking we weren't gonna do one because we don't have a person in Josh's thing
03:10 We usually do LA people, but yeah, we could just under on zoom
03:14 That that's a lame excuse and you know it well, I mean if we don't know Josh's stuff's gonna work
03:19 He doesn't have a producer right now. So we don't want to send a guest to his house
03:23 But like what about zoom like you see? Yeah
03:26 Yeah
03:29 Dumb that excuse take it throw it in the water
03:32 Trying to blame it on my producer. Yeah, I mean I would have loved gang gang. Hmm. It's been so good gang gang
03:40 Hmm ice cream so good. It was you him. Take your melon. Take your Nelly. Say, huh?
03:46 Grab pop amazing. I'll take you Danny. I love you gang gang. Yes strong woman
03:52 Yes, strong woman. Yes strong woman. Yeah, I mean we need this this this person on the show
03:58 That was I didn't know what I was expecting but that was borderline electric
04:02 Gang gang slay like strong woman strong. Yeah, and people are just fucking paying her for that. That's awesome
04:09 That actually it's based on the gift. So her reaction is based on what gift she gets in the live
04:15 Fair enough. Yeah, she kind of gave me some anime vibes there. Yeah, it's like an NPC
04:22 Let me see it again. Yeah
04:25 Strong woman based on the gift. So what gift is like bang bang or whatever shoes?
04:30 It's been so good gang gang. Hmm. It's been so good gang gang. Hmm. It's been so good
04:37 It was you him. Take your melon. Take your Nelly. Say, huh? Grab pop amazing. I'll take you Danny
04:44 I love you gang gang. Yes. All right. So let's just slow this down
04:48 What I see an ice cream what is gang gang?
04:51 Yeah, I think that's what so good gang gang and then there were the weights the weights came in
05:03 Someone said gang gang in the comments, maybe she read the comment gang gang strong woman
05:07 Yeah, I want to say that she doesn't deserve this money but I was kind of electrified by that
05:15 I wish Austin what like reached out. She probably would have come on the show. It's publicity. Yeah for sure
05:21 I wonder if she would have just talked in gifts. Yeah, would any of you do this if you're down on money?
05:26 I what are you talking about if I thought I could make money
05:29 I don't have to be down on money. That seems like if someone wants to send me gifts
05:33 I'll try to do that my minimum like I don't know how you make money
05:37 I mean, I'm fucking doing snapchat stories and shit to make money. So what? Yeah, of course I do that
05:42 That's not like fucking porn. Like what do we why well, it's this it's the same thing is it's the same thing
05:48 It's like twitch or any streaming service. It's like you get donations you get gifts. It's all the same thing
05:53 Yeah, you don't have to think too much. I don't think you have to think at all actually no
05:58 gang gang
05:59 woman
06:00 gang gang I
06:02 Like her. All right in one of our most recent tick tocks live rapper
06:07 Timbaland was the number one viewer Oh of Livi done tick-tock ranks views by the amount of gifts or mice they send
06:12 So Timberland was just sending
06:14 Livi done a ton of money. No, that's pinky doll, bro. That's pinky doll. That's gang gang strong woman strong woman
06:20 Now we just watch the girl with the hat
06:24 Pinky doll it says her username in the top corner. Oh, I have such a small little thing
06:29 That looked like Livi done to me with the cowboy hat on. Yeah, put that picture up big
06:34 Yeah, I guess I can kind of see it. I the blonde hair pinky. Yeah, I mean she's wearing a hat and a mustache
06:40 That's true from afar. It looks like Livi done. Yeah, I have it like a small little
06:46 Yeah, that kind of does look like Livi done. No
06:51 Whatever gang gang, I don't know. What is that? So embarrassing that Timberland maybe he just thought it was funny
06:56 Yeah, we think it is trying to fuck her. Is he like trying is that what the insinuation here is Austin?
07:01 I most of the insinuation is that it's
07:04 Simps like that in the comments trying to get her and do things based on like their gifts. Well, that's how it works. Yeah
07:11 Yeah, it's how she's making the big dough. Hmm
07:13 Margot Robbie is mid question mark since Margo Robbie has been receiving a lot of buzz for the movie Barbie
07:20 There's been movement of people internet saying that Margo Robbie is mid. I mean you're a moron if you say that
07:26 I mean if Margo Robbie's minute negative ten, that's crazy that people are saying that there's no woman that doesn't get it doesn't matter
07:34 That's the internet. But of course is just dumb stupid shit. Oh
07:38 Yeah, I saw this new picture of Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian at the Reuben party the Moxamo released it
07:45 I've already said my piece on this. I mean, they're not even
07:49 Touching. Yeah, they're just talking. I still don't like them together
07:52 is
07:54 Brad Pitt on O's Mez pick after seeing a picture Brad
07:57 How do you say it
08:01 Osempic after seeing a picture of Brad Pitt at Wimbledon. I
08:06 Said he was on as it was Oz met Oz
08:10 Ozempic Ozempic. I just gonna read it. I was that thing. It's Ozempic. Isn't it?
08:16 Ozempic Ozempic Ozempic. Oh, I got it. Oh, is that big? You got it? I got it
08:21 Shout out Rico Bosco Ozempic. I got it. Uh, he is on it. Ozempic. No doubt. Why do you think this?
08:28 He looks like Skeletor
08:30 Like Ozempic doesn't Ozempic does not do natural weight loss like he looks scrawny and unhealthy to me
08:38 Yeah, he was never fat though. Why would he go on it? Maybe he's cutting cutting pounds for a new feature film
08:43 Well, let me tell you a little something about getting old Brie
08:47 It sucks. Like wait just comes fast and furious
08:51 So it's the weight hitting you it would have been really cool if you could have done a little bit hit movie reference
08:57 there instead of
09:00 And why it wasn't even trying to a movie reference it just that's what you did would you go on Ozempic Dave
09:07 You started getting real real fat
09:10 Yeah, I
09:13 Don't know. I don't like so let me put this way. There's rumors is coming out in a pill format
09:18 I hate needles. So doing the needle thing doesn't apply to me and I truly I'm not just saying this
09:23 I'm sure there's a lot of people on Ozempic who I don't know
09:26 But the ones that you clearly I feel like no, I think they look unhealthy
09:31 I don't think it's a nap like they don't look like they've naturally lost weight. It looks like they're cheating
09:36 Yeah, they get like the skeleton face. Yeah. Yeah, they get like kind of sickly looking so whatever
09:42 I you know, I am what I am. I'm at my age and
09:46 Take him for what he is man. Yeah, I don't know. I'm looking at these picture Brad Pitt in
09:52 2022 and 2023 though and
09:55 He doesn't look that different to me. He could have started earlier. You just look skeletory like to me at Wimbledon
10:03 Yeah, Tori with the arms up. Yeah, the one on the left. That's a hot pick one on the right little skeletory
10:11 Well, he's a hot guy. He's a hot guy. Talk commodity
10:14 Adam 22 by his wife a Lambo for her porn accomplishment. So there's been a big story Adam 22
10:24 His wife Lena the plug did a porn scene interracial porn sees seen the internet is calling him a cuck
10:31 That's what's gonna happen when your wife does an internet interracial porn scene. He's been joking back and forth about it
10:39 Everyone's like Adams gonna get off the internet this that it's like they knew what they were doing
10:43 It's not like this was a surprise
10:44 So I they she she was a porn star to begin with or they do porn together. Yeah, he he has sex with
10:52 Multiple women all the time for porn. So yeah. Well, well it was in a threesome with both of them
10:59 That's what they used to do
11:00 They used to they used to do the podcast and then their guests at the end would be like a porn star and then they would
11:06 All go and have sex after their podcast. I'm pretty sure is what it was
11:10 listen, I
11:12 Think when your livelihood is porn
11:15 The normal rules of society probably do not apply to you don't apply for sure for sure
11:21 And they made a shit ton of money. I'm sure off of this. So like
11:25 Whatever. I everyone who's like, oh Adam the Adam the plug or Adam 22. What a cock. It's like I
11:33 There they're a porn couple. Yeah, I wouldn't even like bat an eye at that like yeah
11:36 Yeah, it just nothing applies to them doing their job. Yeah, they're just doing their work
11:41 Taylor Swift fan
11:44 FaceTimes her ex-boyfriend from a concert or Taylor Swift fan is being ridiculed online for seemingly calling a man
11:49 Many believe is her ex-boyfriend during we are never getting back together
11:53 Okay, let's see this. I don't know why she get ridiculed that sounds like a power power move
11:59 I
12:01 Love it. I kind of like that. Yeah, that was that's sick. Why would she be getting ridiculed? Yeah, I love it
12:11 What are what are people mad about? Yeah, what are the ridicule corny as hell? Listen?
12:16 Nobody rides or dies for the Swifties like me. I'm an honest guy. There's a bit of cornball to us
12:23 So like yeah Swifties a little bit corny. No shit. We're very we're corny happy loving
12:29 Fuck your boyfriend people big deal. You're openly corny. Yeah, we're openly a little bit corny. I won't go full corn
12:37 We're a little corn. There's some real big corn balls, but
12:40 Like people gonna say this next clip, which I've seen is cornball
12:44 I got chills the the hair on my on my arms stood up a delayed plane delayed
12:51 Yeah, well, you're such an angry person. You'll fly to Fiji
12:54 But I would just Swifties like any music like a sing-along
12:59 This is pleasant music if you're doing like hardcore rap or fucking screamo music. Yes, but this play the clip
13:07 *Music*
13:37 If it stops after one song, okay, but they don't know when to stop they probably did a whole album
13:43 you guys
13:46 Sounds like I don't know like
13:48 profiling the way you said that
13:51 they
13:53 Taylor Swift attends quest loves game night. I think this is just on there. They like getting me to talk about Swift
14:00 Would you let Taylor beat you? I don't know. No, you got to play to win
14:03 I don't care who it is the island boys make out with each other. I didn't see that one coming as the next headline
14:09 After the island boys go viral for making out with each other fly soldier clarifies
14:15 I has no sexual feelings from his brother. Cody. I read that's it was a weird kiss though. It was a weird kiss
14:20 Let's see it. What?
14:23 That's real
14:28 Yucky I was tough. Yeah, why'd you go back for a second round?
14:32 That was disgusting. What's a house thing your twin brother your brother weird
14:39 They're capable of anything if you're capable of that you're capable of anything. Can you hear me?
14:44 Yeah, they must have some debt to pay off
14:47 Yeah, they'll do anything for money
14:50 And I guess when you blow up as fast as they did and then you're fading out you just start kissing brothers and shit
14:57 I don't know what to do. You don't know what to do anymore. Yeah, I'll kiss my brother
15:03 Yeah, you're like desperate for that
15:06 Fame so one second your top of the world singing Island Boys next second is sticking your tongue down your identical brothers throat
15:14 Husband behind the blue black first white gold dress tries to murder his wife what is going on? That's tough
15:23 Again you got
15:25 Gotta hold on to the cloud though, right? Yeah
15:28 Blue black it's white and gold
15:35 It's blue and black blue and blue and black blue and whatever on this picture right here though. It's black
15:42 On the picture on my sheet is blue. Yes blue
15:45 You guys are looking. What are you talking about? Well, we're gonna do this nice job Austin
15:51 You're gonna try to transform us to 1987 this debate. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point
15:56 That's what you're not gonna need a time travel. Yeah now it's murder
16:00 That's gonna be the headline on the next BFF and then I think the genius is like what color is this dress?
16:05 Yeah, we're taking away from the murder people. I think they went like a time machine
16:10 Miranda Lambert fans leave concert
16:13 For being selfie shame Miranda Lambert stopped in the middle of song at a concert to call it a group of women
16:19 We're taking a selfie in the middle of concert after Miranda called them out. It said
16:23 Fans left the show. I don't get that. What do you care Miranda Lambert? Was she a bitch about it?
16:28 Is there can we watch the video? Yeah, we got the video
16:30 Cue the video
16:33 I
16:35 Don't stop right here for a sec Danny, I'm sorry
16:44 These girls are worried about their selfie and not listening to songs pissing off a little bit
16:52 I
16:54 Bitch that's a bitch. Yeah, it's giving you must look at me. This is my like they're at your concert clearly
17:10 I don't love the selfie, but they're trying to like capture the moment. Maybe that's their favorite song. So they took a selfie
17:16 Yeah, yeah, I don't like that. I get like I get like a musician being like guys like keeping it keeping it ambiguous
17:23 You know like saying it to the whole crowd like hey put your phones down enjoy this moment
17:27 Like I've heard people do that and I'm never like, oh, that's whack
17:30 But I guess all out like that the direct call. Yeah. Yeah the direct call-out point at them. Yeah tough
17:37 Maybe not. I don't know
17:39 Kylie Jenner and Jordan would spa together
17:41 BFFs Kylie Jenner and Jordan words were spot together first time since Jordan was made out with Tristan Thompson while he spotted with while he
17:47 Was with Khloe
17:49 This is kind of major. They were best best friends and then
17:52 Broke up heavy. Yeah. Well Kylie. I mean the only way this is possible
17:57 I guess would be if Khloe has issued up a total pardon. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise, it's an asshole move
18:04 But Khloe Khloe wouldn't really
18:06 Give a shit anymore, right? I think they're still
18:10 I would always give a shit
18:13 I don't care if I like the guy or not like the guy or whatever if
18:16 I'm dating somebody and a best friend or somebody makes out it doesn't matter what happens in the future with that person
18:23 It's like you broke trust and trot like yeah, but isn't Khloe married or something? No, no
18:28 No, who am I thinking of Courtney? Oh
18:31 But even if I that I'm saying even if it was no, yeah, I forget about her right that right?
18:38 Oh, yeah. Yeah, cuz it's just like they're gonna make another sly move in another situation
18:43 It's not just about the guy that one like she was super close with them. So it's just a jerk move
18:48 Yeah, no for real. That's the FR FR that I see everywhere for real for real
18:54 Row for a messy goes grocery shopping in Florida. This is great because he took a picture right in front of us shit
19:02 Not a high noon. So hell yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I got sent that more that photo than like anything
19:08 I've been sent in the past year
19:10 I woke up and it's just I couldn't get through like my feed with everyone sending it to me. So, thank you Lionel
19:15 There's what do you think you'll go to?
19:16 You think you go to a bunch of games this year?
19:18 Like do you think you'll actually go to some of the games or no? No, no
19:21 Not even one a not really. No, I'm not sorry to watch. I don't care to watch messy play though
19:27 He's way past his prime, isn't he?
19:30 Yeah, but I mean it's still like, you know, whatever. Okay, I
19:34 There was also studies said that picture was like worth three point three million dollars worth of advertising for high noon. Whoa, that's crazy
19:43 Crazy, how do they how do they calculate that? It's a good question. It was like impressions and like
19:50 How much hot people are talking about high noon and stuff is something like Abbott laboratories
19:56 I think is the name of the company that did it? Okay. I will say that that photo in front of the high noons
20:01 I think was like one of the most viral photos from all the photos
20:04 I came out of him shopping like I saw that one posted on like, you know
20:08 like the wraps and no jumper and all those Instagram accounts to being like
20:12 Messy shopping at Publix just like the rest of us
20:15 It's crazy that he did it because the last time I saw videos of him, he couldn't even go go out of his house
20:20 I know he's in the United States, but I still didn't suspect
20:24 To like be bumping into him at Publix. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy
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21:06 Barbara charging 1500 for haircuts in LA a traveling barber in LA who's trying to people
21:12 1500 for a three-hour haircut has sent the internet into a tizzy trying to figure out what else the barber was trying to type
21:20 Oh, I guess he was doing something. Alright cool about your 50 minutes for me for house calls
21:24 I charge 350 an hour plus a hundred travel fee taper fade line up beard trim will take about two and a half hours three
21:30 hours, so be
21:31 fifteen
21:33 1150 and then he's got dot dot dot I
21:35 This story I
21:39 Can't express enough. I don't get why this is on the sheet
21:42 You know what? I am seeing though
21:45 I'm seeing Devin in the little Google Doc right now try to switch up her little mistake in the title of barber charging
21:51 1500 for haircuts to barber charging
21:54 $1,150 for haircuts because that's what it said in the text message not so slick. Hey, it also says charring not charging
22:02 But who fucking cares?
22:05 Yeah, I mean rich people will pay any amounts of anything for anything. Yeah, and I feel like I'm in your nose that
22:10 If someone's coming to your house, yeah three-hour hair
22:14 I mean, there's no fucking way in hell though that I'd pay this much money for a haircut
22:17 No, but like could you guys get your hair cut for three hours?
22:21 No, I don't think there's enough hair on my head to cut for three hours
22:25 No, my but you if I do a shave and a hair it's like an hour
22:30 Yeah, max
22:31 I feel but I feel like when they do the shape ups you put the thing on the guy's head and then you crack jokes
22:37 For like 15 minutes and then you do a little more and then you crack another joke. So you drag it out
22:44 Put the hot cream on the face you maybe
22:46 Yeah, huh?
22:49 But also he's got travel. I just I don't think is that crazy like I could see famous rich people doing it
22:54 Woman turns down ice cream date a 26 year old woman turned out date with a man because he asked her on an ice cream date
22:59 Which she says is the absolute bare minimum
23:01 That'd be a waste of both their times going to date because they have different vibes. What are we just like picking weird?
23:06 An ice cream date is perfectly fine as a first date
23:10 I maybe wouldn't recommend it in hot weather because it's a bear to eat ice cream and have it all over the place
23:16 That would be my bigger concern you get ice cream in your beard
23:19 Just it's all over everybody the hands. It's a mess but ice cream and mini golf. I mean, that's pretty much
23:24 Apple pie, right? I mean, yeah, that's probably like one of the greatest
23:28 First dates you could go and I actually think yeah
23:32 She said I'm a 26 year old woman and a date like that seems absolute bare minimum for me
23:36 She seems like maybe she seems like sucks. She's like not a fun time to see word her and Jonah Hilton a
23:43 Yeah, maybe um Shakira and Jimmy Butler spotted a date great couple. Yeah, that's a hot couple Wow
23:50 Shakira great couple
23:53 Bb-rex his boyfriend called her fat
23:57 Fans believe BB rex and her boyfriend
24:00 Kyan safari have split after she posted a screenshot of a text message fans assume is from K on the alleged text from K on says
24:08 That he loves her but he will always be honest with her and after baby gained
24:11 35 pounds or face change Texas the text also says baby will mess around with him and call him chubs and they still loves her
24:19 No matter what?
24:20 Yeah, I think there was an update to this was there
24:22 I I don't have the answer for that that seems like a sheet person to give me. Yeah, I thought I saw something today
24:29 About this story, but I could be wrong. I didn't know what it was. I still say the same thing
24:34 Baby Rex are exposed his boyfriend as a fat shame or an hour ago. Oh
24:38 Damn
24:40 If your significant other gets fat and you're no longer attracted to that person and attractions part of the game
24:47 You dated them. They weren't fat. What are you supposed to do?
24:51 Yeah, I mean that's valid but maybe I'm not saying this fat
24:56 Yeah, I but did he actually say the words you are fat?
24:59 Hey, I never said you weren't beautiful. I never said I didn't love you
25:03 In fact, I said how beautiful you are and how much I love you
25:05 But I said I would be honest with you and your face was changing
25:08 So I told you it was that was the conversation we're having
25:11 And you asked because I care would you rather a lot of you gain 35 pounds?
25:15 Obviously you gained weight your face changes should I just pretend it didn't happen? That's okay. Come on. I gained three pounds
25:21 You call me troubles and fat
25:23 Doesn't mean it's kind of cut off if it goes doesn't mean you don't love me if you're trying to find reasons to break up this
25:30 Makes sense, but it's not the real reason if you're unhappy with me yourself with life and don't see a future with us
25:35 Then that's okay. And that's the reason don't use something like that to weaponize your anger or anxiety or any insecurity may have you know?
25:42 I always found you to be beautiful and loved you no matter what I think it's important for you to think about
25:45 Things and write things down speak to a therapist and do this retreat thing to get to the root of the problem
25:52 Let me know if you'd like to speak if you need more clarity. Love you
25:56 I'll say this if you're breaking up with somebody because they gain weight and that they're probably not your person, right?
26:02 But that doesn't mean
26:04 That you shouldn't break up. That's you're not like baby
26:07 You should be like that's not my person like I gained 35 pounds. You think I'm a fat so you want out like yeah
26:12 I don't want that. Yeah, that's a legit reason by the way, I think to break up
26:15 It just means that's not your person or you're just the shallowest person of all time
26:19 Yeah, also, it feels weird that people share these messages online. That's like so weird. So weird. So weird
26:25 It's like a very personal. What do you do? What do you do if your partner gains?
26:31 40 pounds and then ask you a question like in that text like baby
26:37 I suppose like do I look like I gain weight my face like if you if you did
26:41 What would you say? Do you just do you just have to lie Dave you think? Yeah. Well if you truly love this person
26:48 Yeah, you
26:49 That was a weird
26:50 I like if you love the person you have to lie if you're like not planning on breaking up if you want out you're like
26:56 Yeah, you're fat. So well, I don't know why we got to use the word fat
27:00 so I feel like there's nicer ways to be like
27:02 Get in the gym
27:05 Fat so I'm out. Peace. I'm out of here
27:10 Yeah, yeah, but I agree if you love the person it's just like we're gonna roll with it
27:16 Yeah, you just gotta be like no you look great. Yeah
27:19 Fat I just like yeah, it's like then you just got a trick that person be like
27:24 Oh, let's like go for a walk on the beach and maybe like do high knees on the way home like something. Yeah
27:30 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea
27:32 Like just trick them into doing exercise mark Zuckerberg the opposite end of this spectrum Zuckerberg is jacked as fuck. Oh
27:39 Damn, he is jacked
27:41 Crazy Wow, I guess when you have a gazillion dollars and this is all you do you can get jacked
27:47 I couldn't I have a bad shoulder. Does this day make me happier being compared to Zuck work? No
27:51 He's also he's also pretty short right like it's it's like
27:57 You're gonna have a little bit more of a stocky build when you're really short. I think he's like five seven
28:01 I hope so. Oh, there's gonna be a very important search right now
28:05 We did this when we talked about the I know we searched and I thought he was like much shorter
28:11 Oh
28:13 He's a little guy he's a little I'd be like this on him
28:17 So I don't care get jacked like that's what little people do little people can get jacked and they do it as like because they're insecure
28:23 If you see me walking around jacked, it's like oh Dave's worried about his height lately, huh?
28:29 Nope, I haven't touched the weight. I'm fucking dad bought in and I was like, I'm confident in my five ten and a half
28:35 Okay. Oh, yeah, sometimes 511
28:39 Burger King sells a real cheeseburger
28:41 This looks disgusting. It looks so gross. I kind of want to bite it
28:47 You know for a fact you'd bite into it and then like half the half the cheese wouldn't even be melted
28:55 You know what? I mean? Yes, it'd be like you're eating like just like warm sweaty cheese
28:59 It's 20 pieces of American cheese between two pieces of bread is in Thailand. Keep it there
29:05 Alex Earl and Braxton Berrios first public outing they unveiled the couple at the ESPYs
29:11 Do I like this couple? I don't know Braxton Berrios is he played on a Jets. I do I've met him a bunch. I know him
29:19 He plays for the Jets or he did I think he's still in the Jets
29:24 He may not be on the Jets, but he was dating Olivia Coleman sister. He's all over like the Palm Tree Festival guys
29:31 Like everything they do he's generally there. That's actually how these two met
29:35 Nice guy is good at football
29:38 Well, are you always gonna preface that is he better than Josh and I he's in the NFL is he a good NFL player?
29:45 No, okay
29:47 So he's like a great athlete because in the NFL, but he's not he's a kind of a scrub NFL guy. They look good together
29:53 Yeah, he's not very tall
29:56 No, she also has heels on but she's also a very tiny girl. He's five nine
30:01 Another guy I just be like little guy
30:05 No, I've seen him. I think where I died pretty bunch. Uh, but I'm not five nine. So maybe Wikipedia lied
30:11 But yeah, they're both nice. So I yeah, I ship it
30:14 Gwyneth Paltrow does not look ass. Damn. Damn. That's dead Dave's twin
30:25 Who wrote that?
30:27 Well, you guys both go. I know what reference to who wrote it Austin. I guess
30:32 Dave's twin Gwyneth Paltrow proves
30:38 She is running her own Instagram after a recent Q&A where she set the record straight that she does not eat ass
30:42 Gwyneth also respond to a fan asking her. She had a little homo and her saying the question was receiving were epic
30:48 You got a little homo and you are not
30:54 Awesome
30:56 Wait Dave, do you like ass?
30:59 Yeah, why not? There you go. Not generally now. So you're not guess I guess you and your twin have some
31:06 Yeah
31:10 Is the best-selling author, okay, don't care is there something new I gotta know about this
31:15 No
31:17 Yeah, I don't think so
31:18 Raquel Levis wants a higher salary for Vanderpump rules. This is it
31:23 Shut up it but correct and it's what there's no way to correct this but she
31:30 She hasn't by the fucking balls because everyone's gonna watch and wants her back
31:36 The show kind of sucks if she's off of it, so she's gonna be rewarded for being an absolute piece of shit
31:41 But that's what I mean, there's yeah, so biz how the world is what it is, right?
31:47 It is what it is this Las Vegas fear. Everyone's putting these out. It's crazy
31:53 It is really cool the things are able to do with that thing super cool
31:56 And that's this picture of it right on the golf course, but honestly
32:01 Who cares? It's the wind golf course. It's Vegas. It's not like you're in fucking
32:06 Pine hearth or Augusta, it's Vegas. So it kind of fits right in with Vegas
32:11 So you playing golf and having that eyeball right behind you or whatever it is? Yeah, it's just like casual day Vegas
32:17 Yeah, Dennis Robbman got his girlfriend tattooed in his face do not care and now BFFs corner Josh you got a mug. I
32:23 Don't have a mug - oh, so that's the end of that segment
32:28 You know what instead of mug will do I'm gonna give a shout out somebody sent me this shirt, which I saw it
32:34 I tried to buy it originally. It's like I absolutely fucking love it. It's an old-school Teddy Brewski authentic
32:40 And it came from and I rarely do this as such a fire shirt pure Oz sports
32:47 Pure Oz authority on Instagram pure Oz sports on Twitter. This is like I grew up with the Brewski Patriots. I love it
32:54 Brie Fiji, so what wait Brie? Yes, Dave
32:59 You we can cut this if you can't answer this, okay, did they pay you to go they're just like hey
33:06 We'll do this and you just go no just just went for free
33:10 That's crazy
33:12 Yeah, I know it was crazy, but I was like why wouldn't I go to Fiji for free?
33:16 Because the turnaround of it is a second you're promoting. I always wanted this, but I'm young
33:21 Yeah, you're gonna. You're gonna be old with that travel schedule quick those miles light up
33:27 I know I live but it's fun
33:28 So once in a lifetime go to Fiji for free like I always wonder that with like the influencer trips and stuff because Silvana's now
33:34 getting invited to punch and I try to keep my mouth shut, but I'm always like in
33:40 The I feel like the brand always makes out like a bandit because everyone what you cut out say again
33:46 Where'd you where'd I cut out at I got to keep my mouth shut
33:49 yeah with the with the brand trips because I'm always convinced like the brands make out like bandits because the influences go on these trips, but
33:58 They're getting so much advertising for like nothing out of it. Oh, it's like shocks me
34:04 I know so I was wondering it depends on the brand trip like some will offer you a lot of money to go and then some
34:08 Won't yeah
34:10 Tommy smokes reacts to BFFs. I haven't seen this yet
34:14 So have it on good authority that the BFFs pod Dave Josh Brie through my best friends spent a little time
34:21 Typing up Tommy. I don't know what was said exactly
34:24 I've been waiting two straight days for this but here is my live reaction
34:29 I think it's about to come up of them complimenting me. I guess I guess the compliment
34:33 Trent and like fucking
34:35 Tommy Borelli like everyone's right my name Tommy Burley is not my name
34:41 Smokes is looking pretty good. I am Josh. Yes smokes at the dance moves
34:46 I guess surprising number of people now DM be like girls be like give me Tommy smokes number
34:51 Oh, I can't tell you guys he crashed. Yes
34:53 This is lame
35:01 You should just left that alone
35:03 Do you guys watch the bear
35:07 I've seen the first season
35:09 Did you like it? Yeah, I loved it. I love him. I
35:11 Hate it. What I quit. I hate the show. I hate I hate the show and I know it's like a yes chef
35:19 That I was just doing it for the views
35:22 Fox you're fake. I quit the show
35:25 I watched the season finale
35:27 Every every time I threatened to quit people be like give it one more episode one more. It's too slow moving for me
35:33 It's like tedious. They could have done that first season and like three or four episodes
35:37 So I dropped it and it people are debate some people agree with me some people likes the best show ever
35:41 But yeah, did you watch season two?
35:43 No, I'm not gonna continue. So season one finish. So you finish season one and now you're calling it after season one, correct?
35:50 Yeah, I haven't dipped my toes into season two yet, but everyone's saying it's the best show ever
35:55 Yeah, I totally disagree. This mean girls clip has gone viral for sparking debate
36:01 Let's see when a guy meets your friends for the first time should he pay for all your friends?
36:05 Even if there's like four of them one, two, three. Yes
36:09 No
36:12 totally depend what on
36:14 Who the guy is if it's me? Yes, because I'm rich Josh
36:18 I'd say yes, because he's got plenty of money if you're just a schmo. No
36:24 Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it seems like a weird
36:27 Situation because it's very dependent on the person correct. Yeah, you're kind of an asshole girl
36:34 If you put your boyfriend in that situation, and you know, he's not like loaded. That's a yeah
36:41 You just expect him to pay everybody. Yeah, the errators jacket still going strong. That's great
36:46 The reminder follow it's what is it? It's I always get the address wrong. It's
36:53 Dave's
36:55 arrows jacket
36:56 So follow that account because that's how you figure out who has it you apply to get it for the next show
37:02 So that is everything that we got for BFFs
37:05 Yeah, that's welcome back Brie. Thank you. All right. I'm back. Thanks Josh
37:12 You
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