Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar is the UK's 17th rated Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike working for the UK's lowest rated lookali | dG1fZDhhd2VtSm41Qlk
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00:00 # Let me introduce you to a man... #
00:06 Johnny's a nice lad.
00:09 I wouldn't pay to see him as a Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike.
00:12 That would be a bit of a stretch.
00:14 So it's just... it's just a bit poor, isn't it?
00:16 People say, "Oh, aren't you that Ronnie lookalike for that really bad agency?"
00:21 I've never been hired out as a Torby Jones lookalike,
00:24 but then I've not put myself out there.
00:27 And you're channelling that Daniel Craig energy.
00:30 He's like otherworldly.
00:31 # Gold and bold... #
00:34 It's Miniature Snooker and there's championships
00:37 and people take it quite seriously.
00:40 They really do love it.
00:42 What is it doing here with the documentary crew?
00:44 They should be filming me. I am the greatest player.
00:46 I will win this bloody whole tournament.
00:49 Welcome to the grand finals of the World Championships of Miniature Snooker.
00:53 # In a second, only a black ball left
00:57 # And all of his lovers keep coming
01:00 # But cos his name they can't forget
01:03 # He's a snooker man, the game has begun
01:06 # One winner and they will be here
01:09 # He's a snooker man and nobody can
01:13 # Destroy the empire he's built... #
01:16 You know I've got a 1-for-7 lockdown.
01:19 In that hall, you're going to see me kick Wolfgang's arse.
01:23 Fuck you, snooker man. Eat shit and die.
01:26 # He's a snooker man... #
01:29 (music fades)
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