SNOOKER MAN Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Meet Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar, who, as the UK's 17th best Ronnie O'Sullivan doppelgänger, represents the bottom rung at the nation's least prestigious celebrity impersonation firm. Johnny's life takes an unexpected turn when he plunges into the quirky realm of competitive miniature snooker, setting his sights on the world championship title. This whimsical mockumentary is a nod to the iconic humor of classic British sitcoms.
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00:00 # Let me introduce you to a man... #
00:06 Johnny's a nice lad.
00:09 I wouldn't pay to see him as a Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike.
00:12 That would be a bit of a stretch.
00:14 So it's just... it's just a bit poor, isn't it?
00:16 People say, "Oh, aren't you that Ronnie lookalike for that really bad agency?"
00:21 I've never been hired out as a Torby Jones lookalike,
00:24 but then I've not put myself out there.
00:27 And you're channelling that Daniel Craig energy.
00:30 He's like otherworldly.
00:31 # Gold and bold... #
00:34 It's Miniature Snooker and there's championships
00:37 and people take it quite seriously.
00:40 They really do love it.
00:42 What is it doing here with the documentary crew?
00:44 They should be filming me. I am the greatest player.
00:46 I will win this bloody whole tournament.
00:49 Welcome to the grand finals of the World Championships of Miniature Snooker.
00:53 # In a second, only a black ball left
00:57 # And all of his lovers keep coming
01:00 # But cos his name they can't forget
01:03 # He's a snooker man, the game has begun
01:06 # One winner and they will be here
01:09 # He's a snooker man and nobody can
01:13 # Destroy the empire he's built... #
01:16 You know I've got a 1-for-7 lockdown.
01:19 In that hall, you're going to see me kick Wolfgang's arse.
01:23 Fuck you, snooker man. Eat shit and die.
01:26 # He's a snooker man... #
01:29 (music fades)
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