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00:02:07 - Welcome to the Wednesday Night War.
00:02:11 I am Luke Owen, DAD,
00:02:12 not representing Monday Night Raw for a change
00:02:16 because this is episode four of five
00:02:19 of the Wednesday Night War,
00:02:21 season 3.5 as we've been calling it,
00:02:23 which is pitting Dan "The Truth" Layton
00:02:26 representing Wednesday Night NXT 2.0
00:02:29 against Laurie Blake representing Wednesday Night NXT.
00:02:34 This is episode four or five.
00:02:35 It's the penultimate battle we are doing weeks
00:02:38 16 through 20.
00:02:40 - Yeah, yeah, that's all right.
00:02:41 - 16 through 20, we are on the road to the Royal Rumble.
00:02:44 We are on the road to TLC.
00:02:47 We'll find out which pay-per-view
00:02:48 we are heading towards momentarily
00:02:50 before we head on across to our players.
00:02:51 The winner of this season 3.5
00:02:54 will be joining the cast of Monday Night War
00:02:57 when WWE 2K24 is released next year,
00:03:02 assuming that will also happen my GM mode.
00:03:04 If not, in which case we'll just play 2K23 again.
00:03:06 But with the Monday Night War, we'll be back next year.
00:03:07 That's the main thing.
00:03:08 And it will be a three-man booth
00:03:09 with the winner of this season joining myself and Pete
00:03:13 because I need some competition.
00:03:16 It's about time someone stepped up
00:03:19 and actually gave me a challenge on this game.
00:03:22 It's all I've been asking for.
00:03:23 We're gonna be heading across to our players momentarily,
00:03:25 but as a slight recap from last month's episode,
00:03:29 Laurie Blake lost the lead that he had
00:03:32 in episodes one and two
00:03:34 as his roster fell apart at all of their limbs.
00:03:38 And Dan was just able to sneak over the edge
00:03:41 and get a victory.
00:03:42 He is now currently in the lead
00:03:45 as we're heading into section four of the five sections
00:03:48 before we get into the game.
00:03:49 So right, so we're gonna head across
00:03:51 to our players in a moment,
00:03:52 but if you'd like to have your statement read on me,
00:03:53 if you'd like to get your thoughts in about the game,
00:03:55 it is resttalk.com/pfk
00:03:58 and Dr. Joss has already got in touch to say,
00:04:02 did we ever get that Spotify playlist
00:04:04 with all the songs listened to during these playthroughs?
00:04:06 Also a friend of mine recently released a song
00:04:08 I would love for either of you to listen to it,
00:04:10 All Time Low by Another Ghost.
00:04:14 And the O's in ghost are zeros
00:04:16 and the E is a three in another.
00:04:19 - O's multiple.
00:04:21 - Yeah, both the--
00:04:22 - Ghost. - Yeah, both the--
00:04:23 - It's a ghost. - It's a ghost.
00:04:24 - The ghost.
00:04:25 - It's a ghost.
00:04:27 - But yet the Spotify playlist, it exists.
00:04:28 It's linked to in the video description down below.
00:04:30 It's been there for ages.
00:04:31 It's been there since the end of series two.
00:04:33 It's got series three stuff in there.
00:04:35 That playlist was created a long, long time ago.
00:04:37 You're well behind the times, mate.
00:04:39 Click the link in the video description down below
00:04:40 and you can get all the songs
00:04:41 that myself and Pete have listened to
00:04:43 during our playthroughs of My GM Mode on WWE 2K23.
00:04:48 But without further ado,
00:04:49 let's head on over to our players.
00:04:52 Let's send it across to Dan and Laurie.
00:04:56 - Now. - Yeah.
00:04:57 - Which one of my little men
00:05:00 will let me down first this week?
00:05:02 Who first shall go to the knackers yard?
00:05:08 (Dan laughing)
00:05:09 Which of them will be mulched and repurposed
00:05:12 to buy a new man, a better man, a man I can trust?
00:05:16 - You're all about recycling, aren't you?
00:05:17 - I'm all about recycling.
00:05:19 - You know, reusing--
00:05:19 - Why do the men just fall apart, Dan?
00:05:22 (Dan laughing)
00:05:23 Why can't I move?
00:05:25 - You need to work on your physio team.
00:05:27 - Oh, I've been trying to buy the physio stuff as well.
00:05:32 I hate this game.
00:05:33 - It's okay.
00:05:34 Maybe everything will be fine for you.
00:05:37 - Yeah. - This time around.
00:05:37 - What's going on here?
00:05:38 - Yeah, so what happened was,
00:05:40 I left this morning and I was like,
00:05:41 "Oh, I don't need my bag."
00:05:42 You know, we're just doing the stream,
00:05:43 that's gonna be fun.
00:05:44 And it was only when I got halfway to the office
00:05:46 that I was like,
00:05:47 "Oh, I don't have anything to make notes for."
00:05:50 And now that I'm in the lead up to the match,
00:05:51 I'm like, "Oh, I don't need my bag."
00:05:52 And now that I'm in the lead,
00:05:53 I feel like maybe I should make some notes.
00:05:56 - I think you got time.
00:05:57 (laughing)
00:05:58 I would argue that you maybe have time.
00:06:00 I don't think I'm gonna make up the,
00:06:01 what is it, 40?
00:06:03 Just over 40,000 pounds.
00:06:05 - Yeah, 40,000 odd.
00:06:06 I also- - 43?
00:06:07 43, yeah. - 43 bit, 42.
00:06:09 I also don't have my little puzzle book.
00:06:13 I don't have my laptop to play a game.
00:06:15 But I was like, "I should take some notes."
00:06:17 So what I did was,
00:06:18 I hunted around the office for a paper and pen.
00:06:20 I couldn't find any paper,
00:06:20 but I did find this Krispy Kreme-
00:06:22 - Oh, very good. - Box.
00:06:24 And I've just repurposed it.
00:06:25 Not unlike yourself, recycle.
00:06:27 And I could just write,
00:06:28 I robbed a pen from Andy Datson's desk.
00:06:30 Just gonna write some notes on myself.
00:06:32 - Little wand pen, is it?
00:06:33 - Yeah, it's a little wand pen.
00:06:35 - Yeah, there's paper in the printer, right?
00:06:37 - Yeah.
00:06:38 - There's a printer?
00:06:39 - Yeah, we've had a printer for ages.
00:06:41 There's paper in the printer.
00:06:42 - Where's the printer?
00:06:43 - We didn't have to deface- - It's in the office.
00:06:44 - The donut box.
00:06:45 It's next to the Big Mac.
00:06:47 - The donut box was empty, I will say.
00:06:49 - I'm assuming there's a lot of stale donuts
00:06:51 going around.
00:06:52 (laughing)
00:06:52 But it's important for my lead, you see.
00:06:55 Right, I'm gonna load up the game.
00:06:56 Would you like to load the save data?
00:06:58 Yes. - Yes, and you're...
00:06:59 Don't look. - Okay.
00:07:00 - Don't read. - Not looking, not looking.
00:07:02 - No reading, the blinkers are on.
00:07:03 I'll look for you.
00:07:04 - Oh, does it seem good? - Oh!
00:07:06 I mean, there's a lot of people, aren't you?
00:07:08 - Lot of emails, isn't there?
00:07:09 - A lot of emails. - Oh, God, okay.
00:07:11 Right, let me whack on a seven minute timer then.
00:07:13 - Okay, let me put some on.
00:07:16 - What are you gonna have?
00:07:17 - I thought I was just gonna,
00:07:18 I might just watch the Hbomberguy video.
00:07:19 - Oh, yeah, I mean-- - I know it's pretty good.
00:07:21 - It's long, so you've gotta find the time
00:07:22 wherever you can, really. - Yeah, but this is it.
00:07:23 I'm just gonna watch that and see how we go.
00:07:25 - Fair enough, fair enough.
00:07:27 Don't copy anyone's work now.
00:07:28 - I'll try not to.
00:07:29 - Neither was all so.
00:07:31 Maybe I'll bring this up after we've had this first week.
00:07:35 I'm ready, are you ready, Producer Al?
00:07:38 Yeah, big thumbs up from the corner.
00:07:41 So a seven minute time limit.
00:07:43 I'm gonna unplug this so that I'm not leaning.
00:07:46 There we go.
00:07:47 And in three, two, one, let's win!
00:07:51 Right then.
00:07:53 Mustafa Ali, hey, my contract is up at the end of the week.
00:07:55 Uh-oh.
00:07:57 - No way.
00:07:58 - What is it?
00:08:00 It's not in a rivalry.
00:08:01 How much do you want?
00:08:03 26K.
00:08:04 God, I really should have written down
00:08:08 what I do and don't have, shouldn't I?
00:08:10 I've got a lot of money.
00:08:11 He's optimistic, I'll try and lowball him.
00:08:13 - I think Jyn would have known this.
00:08:15 - I'm gonna kill him.
00:08:17 Hey, my contract is up at the end of the week.
00:08:18 Oh my God, Seth Rollins, 91K.
00:08:20 How happy are you, satisfied?
00:08:22 Oh, I can just extend your contract.
00:08:23 - It's just using what they wrote.
00:08:24 - I swear to God.
00:08:26 - You absolute troll.
00:08:30 Listen, I can't stand teaming with Paul.
00:08:31 He's a reason we can't.
00:08:32 Sure, Bobby, you can have a singles match probably.
00:08:36 Randy cheated me in the last match.
00:08:37 I want, can I do that?
00:08:38 I'll make it happen, I guess.
00:08:40 I don't know.
00:08:41 Oh God, I keep getting the worst shakeups.
00:08:46 These are awful.
00:08:49 Table matches are free,
00:08:50 but participating superstars lose stamina.
00:08:53 Who would want that?
00:08:54 Too good to be forgotten,
00:08:55 they don't lose popularity while injured.
00:08:56 I don't want to injure anybody.
00:08:57 It's likely a superstar to gain 10K
00:08:58 whenever they're using a match,
00:09:00 but they and other superstars
00:09:00 have an increased risk of injury.
00:09:02 I guess I'll just do that one
00:09:02 'cause that's the one that's the least bad.
00:09:05 Those were awful.
00:09:06 Why am I getting such bad?
00:09:08 Okay, Bobby Lashley.
00:09:10 Right, manage roster.
00:09:11 Let's see what we've got going on.
00:09:12 So we've got Charlotte and Austin are my champs.
00:09:17 Charlotte is a villainous specialist.
00:09:22 Austin is a good guy fighter.
00:09:25 All right, well that is immediately seven stamina
00:09:30 for Stone Cold Steve Austin, the poor guy's neck.
00:09:32 What can I play with here?
00:09:34 Oh my God.
00:09:37 Oh no, everything's wrong.
00:09:42 How many bad guys do I have?
00:09:44 This is awful.
00:09:46 Oh my God, my entire roster is baddies.
00:09:51 Save for, oh no, wait.
00:09:52 I just hadn't gone off.
00:09:53 Okay.
00:09:54 Let's start.
00:09:57 How, let's start by booking a show.
00:10:00 We're gonna book the women's tag champs.
00:10:02 Are they in a feud?
00:10:04 Zelina and Candice LeRae.
00:10:06 We'll book them in a tag team tables match.
00:10:12 We'll do the logistics
00:10:14 'cause I forgot those last minute, last time.
00:10:17 And we will, what power cards have we got?
00:10:21 No, no.
00:10:24 Rest my male tag team champs.
00:10:26 House bar three, that will really help Steve Austin.
00:10:29 Okay.
00:10:30 Robert Rude to call out Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:10:34 That's a specialist and a fighter.
00:10:36 But I've only got three weeks left on his, now.
00:10:40 Okay.
00:10:41 Don't wanna quit the game.
00:10:42 God, one thinking is,
00:10:44 can I release Stone Cold, free up the championship?
00:10:49 19,000, that's not very much, is it?
00:10:53 - This is nuts.
00:10:54 - Can I release Steve Austin, bring in someone else?
00:10:58 R-Truth's a good guy fighter with a 55 popularity.
00:11:01 Hmm, good guy cruiser, good guy specialist, good guy.
00:11:06 They're so expensive.
00:11:08 Ugh.
00:11:10 Um, how popular is Steve Austin?
00:11:12 Very, yep, no, all right.
00:11:15 Fine, fine, we'll do that.
00:11:20 Bob, Bobby Lashley wants a fight,
00:11:22 so I'll give him a fight against.
00:11:25 - Oh, adverts.
00:11:27 - Can I give him a triple threat match and make.
00:11:32 - Well, actually the new Chromebook looks quite good though.
00:11:35 - Who's a fighter?
00:11:36 Oh yeah, I've got the Owens.
00:11:38 Uh, the Owens Derby, haven't I?
00:11:41 How stamina wise are they?
00:11:44 They tables, we can do tables in that.
00:11:46 And, oh my God, I don't, I had, this is the first week.
00:11:51 Stop talking, you simply must stop talking.
00:11:54 Let's see then, we've got, uh, uh, uh, uh, Bobbles,
00:12:05 Seth and LA Knight, oh my God,
00:12:09 they had their own cool down, what, a little swap.
00:12:13 There we go, that'll do ya.
00:12:15 That seems decent.
00:12:17 And then I want to start, what time am I on?
00:12:20 Two minutes and 31 seconds, that's okay.
00:12:22 Calm down, Daniel.
00:12:23 Who is going to challenge Charlotte Flair
00:12:26 for the championship?
00:12:28 I need a good guy lady.
00:12:30 It looks like it's only gonna be Dewdrop.
00:12:32 Well, yeah, Dewdrop will work, 'cause she's quite popular.
00:12:35 Um, okay, we'll do that.
00:12:37 Seth's got good stamina, Mustafa Ali hasn't,
00:12:47 but Wesley has.
00:12:48 We'll just book you in a throwaway match.
00:12:51 Can you take an extreme rules, can you handle it?
00:12:56 What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean?
00:12:59 Rest my male tag team champs, oh God, yeah.
00:13:01 'Cause Wesley's a tag champ.
00:13:03 Okay, okay, manage roster.
00:13:12 Let's see, is there anyone of note that I can pick
00:13:14 who is a good guy, who is reasonably priced?
00:13:17 Truth has good stamina, 38,000, sod it.
00:13:22 Do I need, I don't know what I need.
00:13:27 Right, we're gonna spend the rest of the time that I've got,
00:13:30 which is a minute and 20 seconds,
00:13:32 writing down what I would need.
00:13:34 So Jinder is a, I should have done this yesterday
00:13:41 and brought my notes in, what am I doing?
00:13:42 Is a good, a villainous bruiser.
00:13:46 Oh my God, I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:13:49 I can't believe that I've fallen into the trap
00:13:50 that I always bully people for.
00:13:51 I flail with the first one every time.
00:13:53 I could get rid of Beth Phoenix.
00:13:59 I'm not gonna use Beth Phoenix for a while.
00:14:01 28 grand, sorry Beth, off you go, nice to see you.
00:14:06 Thanks for coming.
00:14:06 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:14:14 That feels like a big time feud.
00:14:21 And she's got more stamina.
00:14:24 I think I can do that.
00:14:30 Rhea can do an advertising promo.
00:14:33 They've got a feud.
00:14:36 That's to make Bobby Lashley happy.
00:14:40 All of this feels fine.
00:14:41 Am I missing something?
00:14:42 Oh no, oh Daniel.
00:14:46 Oh, we'll just do it.
00:14:58 That's a good bit.
00:14:58 I didn't do anything of the sort.
00:15:08 Now what Hbomberguy doesn't know
00:15:11 is that I'm plagiarizing his video
00:15:13 because you can watch it in my glasses
00:15:14 for free on this stream.
00:15:17 Absolute scandal.
00:15:18 That wasn't flipping annoying, was it?
00:15:23 What happened?
00:15:25 I don't know, I'm trying to book a show
00:15:26 and figure out what I've got going
00:15:27 and try and make notes at the same time
00:15:28 when I should have done it yesterday.
00:15:29 Meanwhile, I've got you live reacting in the corner.
00:15:33 - Doing a full piece of journalism.
00:15:35 - Okay, I guess I'll just read out something
00:15:37 in the Guardian then, shall I?
00:15:39 - All right. - Important journalism.
00:15:40 I'm not going to, I'm not going to.
00:15:42 I'm gonna try and make a table of--
00:15:44 - Try and make a table, are you?
00:15:46 - I did this for week one and I think the thing was
00:15:48 the notes that I took in week one
00:15:49 didn't help me whatsoever.
00:15:51 - No.
00:15:51 - So I was like, well, I'll just make A notes then.
00:15:53 And that feels like a mistake.
00:15:56 - Right, I'm gonna listen to--
00:15:58 - What are you gonna listen to?
00:16:00 - Christmas song.
00:16:01 - What Christmas song are you gonna listen to?
00:16:03 - RuPaul's Haste's It's Christmas.
00:16:04 - Okay.
00:16:05 - Bye then.
00:16:07 - Bye.
00:16:08 - I wonder what my headphone doesn't connect to.
00:16:12 - Let's get this to where I need to be.
00:16:14 Close to me, thank you.
00:16:15 ♪ Let me ask you for your wish list ♪
00:16:18 Make sure it's plugged in,
00:16:19 'cause that would be disastrous, wouldn't it?
00:16:22 All right, here we go.
00:16:25 God, Ellis, are you ready?
00:16:27 In three, two, can you calm down, please?
00:16:32 Can you calm down, please?
00:16:34 Being very salty.
00:16:36 Three, two, one, off we go.
00:16:41 What do you want, Razor Ramon?
00:16:42 Up at the end of the next week, is it?
00:16:44 Type faster.
00:16:45 Yeah, no, you're injured, aren't you?
00:16:49 So thanks for your work.
00:16:50 I won't be renewing that contract.
00:16:52 You can leave.
00:16:53 You are free to go.
00:16:55 T-Bar, what happened to,
00:16:58 Finn got injured, you prick.
00:17:00 Wait weeks to get word for your disappointment,
00:17:03 doesn't begin to describe it.
00:17:04 You asked to be in a tag team with a baby face.
00:17:08 I hate you, I hate you so much.
00:17:11 Put in a lot of work and I earned a shot
00:17:13 of the world title, how about it?
00:17:15 I mean, gets a shot within three weeks.
00:17:21 I could do him against Big E,
00:17:22 but I don't, I could do that while Balor's on the bench,
00:17:25 actually, 'cause he wouldn't start a rivalry
00:17:26 and I could hopefully then start a rivalry later.
00:17:28 You're right, Carmelo, you can have that.
00:17:30 Problem is, if Carmelo wins, he wins the belt.
00:17:32 So I'm gonna book that, because why not?
00:17:34 Let's have a look.
00:17:36 Share the glory, select a superstar
00:17:38 with more than 65 popularity to lose 35 popularity.
00:17:41 The rest of them get five.
00:17:42 Triple threat matches cost superstars less stamina.
00:17:47 Fail four way matches reduce the match type cost by 50%.
00:17:52 Ay-yah, none of these are useful for what I want.
00:17:57 Where's the one where I just get a win?
00:17:59 I wanna win.
00:18:01 I'm gonna do this and then maybe I'll just do
00:18:04 a triple threat for the title.
00:18:05 There we go, fine.
00:18:07 Is Big E back?
00:18:08 I think Big E is back this week.
00:18:10 You want a false count anywhere match
00:18:12 on the week after the pay-per-view?
00:18:14 You are a prick.
00:18:17 I think I've done that, yeah, good.
00:18:19 All right, here we go.
00:18:21 Let's get rid of people.
00:18:23 Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba.
00:18:27 You, you're getting released,
00:18:30 'cause I want the money now, thank you.
00:18:31 Okay, here we go, book show, what have we got?
00:18:35 Who do we have, who's alive, who's got health?
00:18:38 You've got no stamina, no stamina.
00:18:41 Flipping, flipping, brilliant.
00:18:45 Oh, all right, you're alive.
00:18:48 Hey, they're alive.
00:18:50 We've got a match, there's a match this week, guys.
00:18:53 Don't worry, there's a match.
00:18:55 We've got a match, okay.
00:18:57 What else are we doing?
00:18:59 Who else have we got?
00:19:00 Now, I want something for Ilya to do,
00:19:03 'cause Ilya's still got stamina
00:19:06 and also he can just take people on.
00:19:08 I kinda want, I wanted to set him up with Drew.
00:19:12 I've got Riddle and Thingy, yeah, Riddle and Julius.
00:19:17 - Oh, I'll just make a random noise out loud
00:19:18 because it's not distracting at all.
00:19:19 - Really, it's really not, Dan, get a hold of yourself.
00:19:22 Right, here we go, Big E, he's back, baby.
00:19:26 Big E's back.
00:19:27 Who did I promise the title shot to?
00:19:29 No, I've got T-Bar.
00:19:31 What's T-Bar's health like?
00:19:32 Fuck, fuck.
00:19:33 Okay, right, fine.
00:19:38 Mello, you've got health, Big E, you've got health.
00:19:41 We will do this and we will see where we land.
00:19:44 That doesn't have a rivalry.
00:19:47 That does have a rivalry,
00:19:48 so we would hope that that would do better.
00:19:51 I need someone to go against Ilya.
00:19:53 I originally wanted that to be Bala, I think,
00:19:57 after the Big E thing,
00:19:58 but I also now need somebody to go against,
00:20:00 I kinda want Ilya to be able to go against Big E,
00:20:05 so maybe I'll just,
00:20:08 maybe Hayes winning isn't so bad.
00:20:11 Oh, it's tricky, it's tricky, I don't know.
00:20:17 I've got a level one rivalry of Shotzi and Katana,
00:20:21 sorry, with Raquel and Shotzi.
00:20:24 Shotzi's got a lot of stamina.
00:20:26 Maybe I'll just put EO and Katana against each other, though.
00:20:29 I've also got, yeah,
00:20:31 'cause their tag rivalry is now burnt out, apparently,
00:20:34 so we'll just do, no, you're not doing a promo.
00:20:38 Get lost.
00:20:39 I think we're gonna do,
00:20:40 we're gonna do this for this week,
00:20:45 because I think I need to rest.
00:20:48 Right, we'll come back to the rest of the logistics.
00:20:51 We're gonna look at the power cards.
00:20:53 Health Spar.
00:20:56 Who could I Health Spar?
00:21:00 Oh, hello.
00:21:02 You're getting Health Sparred, bud.
00:21:03 Enjoy.
00:21:05 You earn that by being the only person.
00:21:07 Hang on.
00:21:08 Yes, and then we can get Finn Bala back quicker,
00:21:13 and we can finish the Hayes thing.
00:21:15 Fabulous.
00:21:16 I don't want any of these.
00:21:20 Let's have a little look.
00:21:22 Logistics.
00:21:23 People always have a go at me about the logistics bit,
00:21:25 'cause I don't understand it.
00:21:26 So I should book the biggest one, yeah?
00:21:31 I don't know.
00:21:33 Ultra Chat In.
00:21:34 Do I need lights?
00:21:35 Do I still have lights?
00:21:36 I should have light.
00:21:37 No, Road Crew, yeah, let's have some Road Crew.
00:21:39 I don't wanna spend the money.
00:21:41 I don't like, I like to keep my money in my pockets.
00:21:45 Um, right.
00:21:46 Riddle and Creed have a level three rivalry.
00:21:48 I could also blow off the rivalry immediately.
00:21:51 Oh, that would be a silly first week, wouldn't it?
00:21:56 Could blow off this rivalry almost immediately.
00:22:00 Do I wanna do that?
00:22:02 Maybe I do.
00:22:06 Let's do it.
00:22:11 That'd be fun.
00:22:14 Right, let's book some stuff.
00:22:16 Who do I want?
00:22:17 I'm gonna have you call out Bailey.
00:22:23 Lovely.
00:22:27 I want some advertising.
00:22:28 Let's have, who's got some popularity to spare?
00:22:35 You've got popularity to spare.
00:22:36 Advertising.
00:22:42 And then I've got 50 seconds left.
00:22:44 I kinda need to have someone for Big E to go against.
00:22:51 So maybe I'll just, I've got Drew.
00:22:53 So I could actually have Drew come in later.
00:22:56 Or I could turn Drew.
00:22:59 That's what I do.
00:23:00 I'm gonna role change Drew.
00:23:02 And then Drew can go against Big E.
00:23:07 That makes some sort of sense.
00:23:11 I've not got a good matchup necessarily,
00:23:13 but I'm not gonna get anywhere with Carmelo Hayes
00:23:16 and Big E until Bala comes back.
00:23:17 I kinda want Bala to come back for my pay-per-view.
00:23:20 So I think ultimately, I'm pretty happy with that.
00:23:25 I don't know why I'm paying off this rivalry.
00:23:28 I just am.
00:23:29 I panicked.
00:23:29 I'm sorry.
00:23:30 Let's have a quick look at free agents.
00:23:32 We've got eight seconds.
00:23:33 I don't care.
00:23:35 Let's get the power cards.
00:23:37 Don't want any of these.
00:23:40 I think I'm quite happy.
00:23:41 There we go.
00:23:42 Lock that in.
00:23:43 That was ultimately, I think,
00:23:51 lower stress than I was imagining.
00:23:53 - That's good.
00:23:54 - Yeah. - That's good.
00:23:55 I decided to do essentially homework.
00:23:58 You know when you get late to school
00:23:59 and you do the homework for the day,
00:24:01 on the morning of the day you hand it in?
00:24:02 - Yeah.
00:24:03 - That's what I was watching the last stream
00:24:05 and trying to pass who was where in my little grid.
00:24:08 I don't think my grid is in any way helpful,
00:24:10 but you booked a show?
00:24:11 - I booked a show.
00:24:12 - You booked every match?
00:24:13 - Human beings are on that show.
00:24:14 - Did you sign anyone new?
00:24:15 Will I find out?
00:24:16 - I didn't sign anyone new.
00:24:16 - You didn't sign anyone new?
00:24:17 - No, I just got rid of Razor Ramon,
00:24:18 who was injured at the end of his contract.
00:24:20 So he was like, "Hey."
00:24:22 He opened it by being like,
00:24:23 "My contract's up next week.
00:24:24 "Do you want to re-sign me?"
00:24:25 And I was like, "No, I'm going to release you this week
00:24:27 "and get 12 grand back."
00:24:28 - 12 grand for one week?
00:24:29 - It was more like two grand or something.
00:24:30 It was quite, it was like a bit of money.
00:24:32 - Well, that's nice.
00:24:33 - A little bit of cheddar.
00:24:34 - A little bit of change.
00:24:35 - A little bit of something.
00:24:35 - A little bit of that guy.
00:24:36 - Lovely, love that.
00:24:37 For a little bit of gold.
00:24:39 For blaking gold, you might say.
00:24:41 You could say.
00:24:42 - Could say.
00:24:43 I wouldn't say that.
00:24:43 That wouldn't be so cheesy.
00:24:44 - I flailed.
00:24:46 - Oh yeah?
00:24:47 - Because I always flail in the first week.
00:24:49 Seeing how injured most people are.
00:24:52 Steve Austin's neck is hanging by a thread.
00:24:54 Seven stamina, my boy was on.
00:24:57 - T-Bar was on seven stamina as well.
00:24:59 - Not pleasant.
00:25:00 So I have just thrown together a show.
00:25:02 We of course have the Owens Derby,
00:25:03 if you'll remember from-
00:25:04 - Yes, of course I remember the Owens Derby.
00:25:05 - The Owens Derby.
00:25:06 - The great Owens Cup.
00:25:07 - They're having a one-on-one extreme rules match
00:25:09 to kick off this brand new episode of NXT Truth 0.
00:25:13 And of course, Kevin does win, but nothing comes of it.
00:25:15 - No.
00:25:16 - Because why would it?
00:25:17 Bobby Roode is a bad guy specialist
00:25:22 who was just right there for me to call out Stone Cold Steve.
00:25:26 I needed someone to do it.
00:25:26 I needed someone to start a little rivalry.
00:25:29 Bobby Lashley wanted a singles match
00:25:32 to prove Logan Paul wrong.
00:25:34 So I've just seen that I've actually,
00:25:36 I've royally blown this out
00:25:38 because it's supposed to be two good guys and a bad guy.
00:25:42 But at the very least,
00:25:43 I put them in a singles match against each other.
00:25:44 - Yeah.
00:25:45 - So I guess it's narratively satisfying,
00:25:47 if you can imagine the viewers of this fictional program.
00:25:50 - Sure.
00:25:51 - And I put the title on the line because why not?
00:25:54 LA Knight retains and no feud comes of it.
00:25:59 But at least it wasn't better than the opener.
00:26:01 So that's fine.
00:26:02 I'm happy he's gonna do a little advert.
00:26:03 She's gonna shill.
00:26:04 She's gonna make me a bit of money.
00:26:05 - Shill, shill, shill.
00:26:05 - Thank you very much.
00:26:06 This was a match for the sake of a match.
00:26:08 Seth versus Mustafa Ali.
00:26:11 Ali is not good on the stamina,
00:26:12 but I also sort of don't care.
00:26:15 - Or a rivalry.
00:26:16 - Okay, well, we'll write that down.
00:26:17 - A disappointing rivalry.
00:26:19 - Seth plus Ali.
00:26:22 - I like your handwriting.
00:26:24 - I tried to, thank you very much.
00:26:25 Tried to make a little grid.
00:26:26 This is a weighty pen,
00:26:27 which helps with the writing.
00:26:29 And it's very satisfying to write on.
00:26:30 I highly recommend you all go and get yourself
00:26:32 a donut box lid.
00:26:33 - Crispy greens, yeah.
00:26:34 - Other donuts are available.
00:26:35 I've signed Bianca Belair.
00:26:37 - Oh, and Bianca Belair has immediately started a rivalry
00:26:39 with Charlotte Flair.
00:26:40 - Because it's worked every other time.
00:26:41 Why not try it again?
00:26:43 But look, hey, we have a rivalry.
00:26:47 We're off the ground.
00:26:48 And again, Charlotte had no stamina whatsoever left.
00:26:50 So.
00:26:51 - Chaz gets to sleep.
00:26:53 - Yeah, Bianca.
00:26:54 - Bianca does all the work.
00:26:55 - And Charlie.
00:26:56 Lovely.
00:27:00 And then our main event is a tag team tables match
00:27:02 for the women's championships.
00:27:05 Cora and Candice.
00:27:06 But that's one who needs to go in the good category.
00:27:09 Candice.
00:27:11 - Look at this.
00:27:12 This is very involved.
00:27:13 - And it's what it shows me where my weaknesses are.
00:27:16 Candice and Cora.
00:27:17 And Sammy George is a specialist.
00:27:20 I have no good specialists.
00:27:22 That's a shame.
00:27:23 But it's a tag team tables match.
00:27:25 I figured my weakest person was Candice.
00:27:28 She could probably hack it.
00:27:29 And I'd like this to do well and grow the rivalry.
00:27:33 And it does.
00:27:34 - Oh, to a level three.
00:27:35 - Oh, it's only good, but that's better than the last match.
00:27:38 And it grew the rivalry times two.
00:27:40 So women's tag L3.
00:27:45 I think a successful episode of 2.0.
00:27:48 - Very good.
00:27:49 - Your turn.
00:27:50 - Here's what we did.
00:27:51 - Oh, okay.
00:27:51 They were fit.
00:27:52 - We come in, Aska's got health.
00:27:54 Basil is doing all right.
00:27:56 Basil can have a rest next week.
00:27:58 Aska, obviously the returning champion.
00:28:00 We've not seen the two top titles on NXT
00:28:02 for quite a while now.
00:28:04 So we're gonna do this.
00:28:05 - New champ.
00:28:09 - New champ.
00:28:10 - But it was ineffective.
00:28:12 - And it didn't grow the rivalry.
00:28:13 But then this rivalry does grow.
00:28:15 So we've got Bailey versus Trish.
00:28:17 - An Iron Woman match doesn't do it,
00:28:19 but a little promo from Trish all the way across the sky.
00:28:23 - We're gonna go over here.
00:28:25 Now I did put the title on the line.
00:28:26 I thought I did.
00:28:27 - Are they in a rivalry?
00:28:28 This is just a match?
00:28:29 - No, this is just a match.
00:28:30 Carmella Hayes is actually in a rivalry with Finn Balor,
00:28:31 who is injured currently.
00:28:33 So I was like, well, this can't start a rivalry.
00:28:36 And it could.
00:28:37 To be fair, if the title moves here,
00:28:38 it moves onto a three-star rivalry.
00:28:40 - That's quite helpful.
00:28:41 - So this could be quite useful.
00:28:42 - Yeah.
00:28:43 (dramatic music)
00:28:44 - Yeah, oh my God!
00:28:46 And in mediocre, but the title's moved to the good rivalry.
00:28:49 - Now that could be massive.
00:28:51 - Ilja Dragunov earns us some cash, which is good.
00:28:56 Mid-card, we've just got this going on,
00:28:58 'cause these guys don't have anything
00:28:59 actually happening at the moment.
00:29:01 - Yeah, yeah.
00:29:02 Cruiser versus cruiser.
00:29:03 It'll certainly...
00:29:05 - There we go.
00:29:05 There you go.
00:29:07 - A mediocre rivalry.
00:29:08 - But look, you know, couple of cruisers having a good match.
00:29:11 Heatless bangers.
00:29:11 - We've got chance versus Sky.
00:29:13 Level one.
00:29:16 - I just spotted you doing something.
00:29:19 - What, this?
00:29:20 - Yeah.
00:29:21 I flipped Drew as well.
00:29:23 'Cause now Drew can go against Big E.
00:29:25 - Oh, brilliant idea.
00:29:27 - And then I'm gonna stimulate this,
00:29:31 but I've done a submission to blow off this rivalry.
00:29:34 - Oh, great, yeah, good idea.
00:29:35 What level were they at?
00:29:36 - They were at three.
00:29:37 - Okay, good.
00:29:38 - So I just wanted to pop the first show.
00:29:41 - You did a really good show here.
00:29:42 What were you talking about?
00:29:44 - Boom, there we go.
00:29:45 - Job done.
00:29:46 - How did Creed win that?
00:29:47 That's madness.
00:29:49 - Your boy is good at jumping.
00:29:51 - Here we go.
00:29:53 Okay, now I want to know why this was so bad.
00:29:57 They just did, they phoned in.
00:30:00 They phoned in.
00:30:01 All right.
00:30:02 - You rolled low on the performance.
00:30:03 - Yeah.
00:30:04 - Fine.
00:30:06 - I think they just don't perform well
00:30:07 when the rivalry's not started.
00:30:08 I feel like those numbers must come through better as well.
00:30:11 Like as the rivalry goes on.
00:30:14 - Oh, they absolutely do.
00:30:15 But I would like for them to try, you know,
00:30:17 at the very least.
00:30:18 Anything you wanna see from your side?
00:30:20 - Nah, I'm all good.
00:30:21 - Nah, he's eight.
00:30:22 He doesn't care.
00:30:23 - He doesn't care less.
00:30:24 Let's go and see where we're at then.
00:30:25 Okay, nice healthy growth of fans.
00:30:29 That was nice.
00:30:30 That was good.
00:30:30 Show quality D and match card quality C
00:30:32 after my little A show last week.
00:30:34 Yeah, let go Beth Phoenix.
00:30:36 - Why did you let go of Beth Phoenix?
00:30:37 - Well, because there was nowhere I could sort of slot her in
00:30:39 and I needed to start a feud with someone
00:30:42 who I thought would, you know, deliver the money.
00:30:44 And for me, that was Bianca Belair.
00:30:47 So I let Beth Phoenix go
00:30:49 and it was kind of like for like.
00:30:51 Another successful title defense, Mustafa Ali,
00:30:54 blah, blah, blah.
00:30:56 I think the perfect triple threat match
00:30:58 has fan favorites outnumbering rule breakers.
00:30:59 Yes, I know that.
00:31:00 Macho veteran mania.
00:31:02 I just didn't do it this time, okay?
00:31:04 All right, so there you go.
00:31:08 2,000, 2,088,000 fans.
00:31:12 I'll take it.
00:31:13 Where are you at?
00:31:14 Okay.
00:31:17 - Ooh, okay.
00:31:18 - Okay.
00:31:19 - Kept pace.
00:31:20 But I made good money.
00:31:22 - You did, you did.
00:31:22 - Finally made some money.
00:31:24 - Yeah, it was loads of logistics, eh?
00:31:25 - I did the logistics that I was told to do.
00:31:27 - There you go, they work out, don't you?
00:31:28 - It's only taken four streams.
00:31:30 Cheers to you, chat.
00:31:32 - Let's see what we got going on.
00:31:33 Oh, Scott Hall, NWO, sad to be leaving NXT.
00:31:36 Not happy.
00:31:37 Anything of note?
00:31:40 Julius Creed sells a score.
00:31:43 Bailey's happy to fight Trish any time.
00:31:44 - We could hot shot Creed in against Ilya now.
00:31:48 That might be interesting.
00:31:50 - Bit of fun there.
00:31:50 - We could buy someone else in for Ilya, I think.
00:31:52 - I mean, you got the money now, you might as well use him.
00:31:54 - Got the money, spend it.
00:31:56 So there we go.
00:31:56 Let's see how we're doing after that.
00:31:58 I completed my commissioner goal.
00:31:59 So I got a little health spa card.
00:32:01 Thank goodness for that.
00:32:03 And I completed the medically minded challenge.
00:32:07 So I got an injury rehab, which I don't need,
00:32:08 but that'll do.
00:32:09 - Very good.
00:32:10 - Oh, and you've got yourself a little Hall of Fame trophy.
00:32:12 - I got into the revenue tier one.
00:32:13 - Yeah.
00:32:15 That's a game changer
00:32:16 'cause that's popped you right back up top.
00:32:18 (screams)
00:32:20 I love this game.
00:32:22 - My goals are so difficult,
00:32:28 but I'm gonna have to find a way.
00:32:30 All right, life finds a way.
00:32:31 - I've not even checked them.
00:32:32 I've not even checked them.
00:32:33 I've no idea what they are.
00:32:35 I'm just naturally talented.
00:32:38 I'm so gifted.
00:32:39 - I've always thought so.
00:32:40 - Oh yeah.
00:32:41 - Yeah.
00:32:42 Luke.
00:32:45 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
00:32:47 Laurie Blake finds himself back at the top
00:32:50 of the league table as he leapfrogs above Dan Leighton,
00:32:55 who, I mean, we all just say as well,
00:32:58 very cheap tactics by Dan during his round there
00:33:02 by just shouting out things.
00:33:03 He shouted out a single thing.
00:33:05 - It was pathetic.
00:33:06 How dare you?
00:33:07 - It is pathetic, actually.
00:33:08 I agree, Laurie.
00:33:09 I thought it was a really, really low
00:33:10 and classless move by a classless individual.
00:33:14 - Oh my God.
00:33:16 He is at least taking notes.
00:33:17 So, you know, he is listening to some of the veterans
00:33:20 in the room like myself.
00:33:22 Thank you all so much for watching today.
00:33:24 You have been getting in touch via resttalk.com/pfk
00:33:27 and Cliff is kicking things off to say,
00:33:29 "Can I have a donut?"
00:33:31 Come on, Laurie.
00:33:32 Recycle to the max.
00:33:33 Have an awesome Christmas, you lovely lot.
00:33:37 Thank you very much, Cliff,
00:33:38 and a Merry Christmas to you as well.
00:33:39 And Terence here says, "This is for Laurie.
00:33:43 To make money, you have to spend money, but wisely.
00:33:47 My trick is to pay for advertising and pay for the arena.
00:33:51 The rest is optional.
00:33:53 Also, rest your title feuds,
00:33:55 use promos to your advantage,
00:33:56 and stop releasing injured wrestlers."
00:33:59 - Stop?
00:34:00 Why would I stop?
00:34:01 - Well, you know, that's the advice coming from Terence.
00:34:03 - They're useless.
00:34:04 - Yeah, I mean, they've got nothing to offer.
00:34:05 - They've got nothing to offer.
00:34:06 They're just sitting on a bench, warming it, taking money.
00:34:10 - Yeah, taking money.
00:34:11 - They do cost money.
00:34:12 - Taking money. - Do cost money.
00:34:13 - I mean, Scott Hall was gonna be gone next week anyway.
00:34:17 - Yeah, and I wanted the little bit of cash from him
00:34:20 on the way out.
00:34:20 - Thank you all so much for your odds.
00:34:23 Rusttalk.com/PFK.
00:34:26 Are our players ready for the next round?
00:34:29 - Sure. - Yes.
00:34:30 - Also, before we get into it, actually,
00:34:32 very bad seasonal bonuses for both players this time around.
00:34:37 - Triple threats cost no stamina or something.
00:34:39 Yeah.
00:34:40 - Mine were all like, do you want a person to get injured?
00:34:43 'Cause you get like a little bit of cash,
00:34:45 but they'll get injured.
00:34:47 - Well, guess what my second week's gonna be?
00:34:48 - What?
00:34:49 - All triple threats, baby.
00:34:50 (laughing)
00:34:52 - They say the variety is the spice of life,
00:34:54 unless of course you're making three-way pornos,
00:34:56 in which case three-ways are the way forward.
00:34:58 Let's head on over to our players.
00:35:00 Dan, the Truth Layton, representing Wednesday Night NXT 2.0,
00:35:03 and Laurie Blake, representing Wednesday Night NXT.
00:35:06 - I'm on top, baby.
00:35:09 Everything's gonna be fine.
00:35:11 - Everything's fine.
00:35:11 - This is temporary.
00:35:12 I still have considerably more fans.
00:35:14 I still have at least 40,000 more fans.
00:35:17 So that's fine.
00:35:18 - That's fine, but that gap is shrinking.
00:35:21 - Shrinking by like six people.
00:35:22 - No, that's shrunk by like 3,000 there.
00:35:25 - I've got a grid now.
00:35:26 - You got a grid?
00:35:27 - And I'm sure it'll help.
00:35:28 - We love a grid.
00:35:29 - I've got no bad guy fighters to speak of,
00:35:31 so maybe I should fix that.
00:35:32 - Yeah, I think the issue I'm struggling under
00:35:34 is match-ups now.
00:35:35 - Yeah.
00:35:36 - I don't have good match-ups,
00:35:38 but I'm just gonna stick to my guns.
00:35:41 I'm gonna stick to my guns.
00:35:42 I'm gonna keep banging my action figures together
00:35:45 until they decide to have a rivalry.
00:35:46 And then people, you're gonna bloody enjoy it, audience.
00:35:49 You're gonna enjoy what I tell you to enjoy.
00:35:52 Don't think just because the match-up is bad
00:35:54 that you're not gonna enjoy it,
00:35:55 because you are gonna enjoy it,
00:35:56 'cause I'm gonna tell you you're gonna enjoy it.
00:35:58 All right?
00:35:59 Anyway, enjoy this ex-Bomberguy video in my glasses.
00:36:02 - I am also just gonna bring up the fact
00:36:03 that last stream he went over time,
00:36:05 so technically I am owed a power card of some form.
00:36:08 But I'll leave that for Luke to decide.
00:36:11 - What have I done now?
00:36:12 - No, you did not do anything.
00:36:14 Last time we did the stream,
00:36:16 Laurie went over time.
00:36:17 - Yeah.
00:36:18 - Hbomberguy's video should be on DAMN.
00:36:20 - And so I should be allowed.
00:36:23 - Yeah, you get a power card for that.
00:36:24 - Yeah, but I don't know what it is.
00:36:25 So I'm gonna let you decide that.
00:36:26 - You get a one minute time penalty.
00:36:29 - Good to know.
00:36:30 Good to know.
00:36:31 Okay.
00:36:32 We'll bank it.
00:36:34 All right.
00:36:36 Get up my little timer here.
00:36:38 Are you ready, Ellis?
00:36:41 That's a little thumbs up from the corner.
00:36:42 Oh, it's SummerSlam we're doing,
00:36:44 you know, in November.
00:36:45 Why not?
00:36:46 Okay.
00:36:47 Three, two, one.
00:36:48 Let's go.
00:36:49 Logan Paul just was whinging.
00:36:51 Oh, he's happy.
00:36:52 Happy.
00:36:53 What the hell?
00:36:54 I thought we wouldn't fight Candice next.
00:36:55 Oh, Sammy, I don't care.
00:36:55 Oh, she's angry.
00:36:58 Oh dear.
00:36:59 Let's see.
00:37:00 What else have I got to...
00:37:01 Got contracts expiring.
00:37:03 No other promises to keep.
00:37:05 Oh, Logan Paul wants a match with Randy Orton.
00:37:07 Fine.
00:37:07 And a tables match to give me free advertising booking.
00:37:12 That's not the worst.
00:37:13 Should I immediately give my power card to Steve Austin?
00:37:17 Where is he at?
00:37:18 Let's have a look.
00:37:19 Manage roster.
00:37:21 Yes, I think I need to, don't I?
00:37:22 Two weeks left on his contract.
00:37:25 What have we got here?
00:37:27 I'm gonna buy the real steel
00:37:32 'cause I need to try and build up
00:37:33 those match type power cards
00:37:36 so that when we get to the pay-per-view,
00:37:37 I can just put on a show of five stars.
00:37:40 And I am going to...
00:37:42 The question is,
00:37:50 I'll say 13 grand is not a lot of money,
00:37:53 but I suppose...
00:37:56 I'll say it's 20.
00:38:02 The problem is, there's Razor.
00:38:05 The problem is his popularity is so high
00:38:07 that he's gonna charge me through the nose,
00:38:09 but is it worth me?
00:38:10 Yeah, it's probably financially more sensible
00:38:14 for me to just send Austin to the health spa this week
00:38:16 so that we can kick off a nice little...
00:38:20 God, why do we all do that?
00:38:21 Kick off a nice little rivalry next week.
00:38:24 And we'll do another call-out promo.
00:38:30 I'll book a charity promo
00:38:31 'cause that's one of my thingies,
00:38:33 GM goals.
00:38:40 She's good at promos.
00:38:42 She can do a charity promo.
00:38:43 So here, yeah, here's where I am.
00:38:46 I need to complete five.
00:38:47 So I've done one, two, three, four.
00:38:49 I need to book eight shows with a charity promo.
00:38:51 - Stop being Wikipedia.
00:38:52 - And I need to book five shows with a GM interference.
00:38:55 Those are probably my easiest ones.
00:38:56 So let's get into business.
00:39:01 A bad guy fighter would be helpful
00:39:09 'cause I've got, yeah, all I've got is Logan Paul.
00:39:11 Do we have any bad guy fighters over here
00:39:13 that I can bring in to?
00:39:16 No.
00:39:18 What about a legend?
00:39:19 Razor who's already injured.
00:39:24 That's not happening for Dan Layton.
00:39:25 Bad buddy.
00:39:27 Where are all the fighters?
00:39:29 Okay, well, I guess first things first,
00:39:35 we're gonna have Logan versus Randy
00:39:38 and I will do a GM interference on behalf of Randy Orton.
00:39:42 No, I'll do a GM interference on behalf of Logan Paul
00:39:48 because he seems happier.
00:39:52 Oh my God, everyone's so bloody Paul-y.
00:39:55 We'll get in, to boost her popularity a little bit,
00:40:00 I'll put on a triple threat match
00:40:01 between Bianca and Maria in there as well, maybe.
00:40:07 What was my commissioner goal?
00:40:14 Have at least one tables match.
00:40:18 Oh, I can't put them in the tables match.
00:40:22 Where's Charlotte?
00:40:23 36 stamina, she can do a promo
00:40:25 to make sure that they're not gonna lose out on that.
00:40:29 And then Logan Paul can take on Jinder Mahal,
00:40:31 nope, 'cause Jinder's fucking, excuse me,
00:40:33 that's all bad Dan.
00:40:35 Jinder's Paul-y as well.
00:40:37 We'll make that a tables match 'cause they can handle it.
00:40:42 And that maybe, if I'm lucky, can put the title on Kevin
00:40:51 and then I've got a title kind of to use the logic
00:40:53 of my learned colleague over there.
00:40:56 And we'll do a, can I whack in a fatal four-way
00:41:00 just for a bit of variety?
00:41:02 Who else has got stamina to speak of?
00:41:06 Oh yeah.
00:41:10 Is that gonna be bad?
00:41:21 Oh God, two minutes left.
00:41:22 All right.
00:41:23 Is it gonna be, is Mustafa Ali gonna get injured
00:41:25 and then I'm not gonna be able to blow off the rivalry?
00:41:27 Probably, so we'll just put,
00:41:28 where's him?
00:41:31 Oh God, I hate putting on bad shows.
00:41:34 I hate the fact that so many of these people are poorly
00:41:37 and I hate that none of the power cards I'm getting
00:41:39 are helpful in any way, shape or form.
00:41:42 All right, I've got a couple of minutes
00:41:43 to look at some free agents.
00:41:44 Did I do my logistics already?
00:41:46 Yes, I did.
00:41:46 So let's have a look.
00:41:49 I've got no good guy giants.
00:41:54 So I could always bring in a Braun Strowman.
00:41:57 I've got several good guy bruises
00:41:59 and no bad guy fighters.
00:42:00 So there's no value in that.
00:42:03 Although I could, yeah,
00:42:04 a villainous bruiser would be not a bad suggestion.
00:42:07 There's Seamus, nine weeks.
00:42:08 Let's sign Seamus.
00:42:10 Flesh out the roster, why not?
00:42:12 And actually maybe,
00:42:19 in that case,
00:42:20 I'll put in Seamus in Seth's spot.
00:42:28 Oh God, there's so many villains.
00:42:29 I need a good guy.
00:42:33 I need a good guy specialist is what I really need.
00:42:36 Good guy specialist anywhere down here.
00:42:40 Why do you all suck so hard?
00:42:43 Not only good guy giants.
00:42:48 Oh, Braun, do you wanna play a game?
00:42:50 Cause Shawn Michaels for a load of money,
00:42:55 bad bunny for a load of money.
00:42:57 I bet it is.
00:42:58 Kane for 51,000 is a good guy.
00:43:03 But I've got no bad guy cruises.
00:43:05 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:43:11 We'll just sign Kane.
00:43:12 We'll just sign Kane.
00:43:13 If in doubt, sign Kane.
00:43:15 And Seth, you can be Kane instead.
00:43:18 And then that's probably fine.
00:43:20 And then I've got 30 seconds left.
00:43:21 Then I hate this game.
00:43:22 I hate the game.
00:43:23 I hate everyone playing it.
00:43:24 I hate you.
00:43:24 I hate you.
00:43:25 I hate, nobody wants to give me a power card.
00:43:30 Everything falls for Blake and gold.
00:43:32 I'm just losing everything.
00:43:34 Yeah, why not play that?
00:43:36 Sod you.
00:43:37 You can't buy any power cards.
00:43:39 And then that's fine.
00:43:41 That's fine.
00:43:42 (soft music)
00:43:44 It's actually a bit long.
00:43:51 How are you?
00:43:57 - So is my life when I play this game.
00:43:58 - Yeah, what's going on?
00:44:00 - What's up honey bear?
00:44:02 - Everyone's poorly and I can't do what I like to do.
00:44:04 - Oh no, everyone's poorly are they?
00:44:06 - And I can't do what I like to do at home.
00:44:08 - Oh no, poor Dan.
00:44:11 Four streams in and someone's injured.
00:44:13 Fuck you Dan Layton.
00:44:15 - No one's injured.
00:44:16 It's just if I'm not careful, they might be.
00:44:17 - Right, okay.
00:44:18 So they're not even injured.
00:44:19 - Not yet.
00:44:20 - So they're just, oh, they've got no stamina.
00:44:22 - Low stamina, yeah.
00:44:23 I don't like it.
00:44:25 - That's such a shame.
00:44:26 It must be so hard.
00:44:28 Must be.
00:44:29 - It's really difficult for me.
00:44:30 - Put your little headphones on.
00:44:31 Let me have my go.
00:44:32 Here we bloody go.
00:44:36 (silence)
00:44:38 - What are you gonna listen to?
00:44:43 - Dunno.
00:44:43 - Dunno?
00:44:44 - Dunno.
00:44:45 - Well calm you down.
00:44:46 - Well, first of all, if my headphones were to plug in,
00:44:50 that would be helpful.
00:44:51 - Do you wanna watch the next bit of my video?
00:44:53 - No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:54 No, we could do it in shift work.
00:44:56 - We could do it.
00:44:57 Tell me what happened.
00:44:58 - Perhaps I will.
00:44:58 - At the moment it's going on about a guy from IGN.
00:45:00 - Kelly Clarkson and Ariana Grande's
00:45:02 Santa Can't You Hear Me?
00:45:03 - Santa Can't You Hear Me?
00:45:05 How about that?
00:45:05 - Santa Can't You Hear Me?
00:45:07 - Basically it sounds like that.
00:45:09 - Bye.
00:45:09 - Bye.
00:45:10 Right, we need this.
00:45:12 We're powering up.
00:45:17 Let's do this.
00:45:18 Ellis in three, two, one, go.
00:45:21 Come here controller.
00:45:22 You're welcome Carmelo Hayes.
00:45:24 You are welcome my son.
00:45:25 Feels great to be the champion.
00:45:28 I guess this makes me the face of NXT.
00:45:30 That's great, yep.
00:45:31 I'm not happy.
00:45:34 Nobody better get another shot at the women's title.
00:45:36 That's absolutely fine because you are in a rivalry
00:45:39 with the champion, you numb nuts.
00:45:42 Here we go.
00:45:43 Right, have your most popular available female
00:45:45 and face and heel fight each other this week.
00:45:49 What do I get?
00:45:50 Health spa though.
00:45:51 Health spa though.
00:45:53 Put a health spa though.
00:45:55 Let's have a little look.
00:45:56 Gender.
00:46:00 All right, who we got?
00:46:01 So 76, 76, 68, 68.
00:46:04 So it's Trish versus Baszler.
00:46:07 This is bad stamina wise.
00:46:08 It's bad stamina wise, but I don't care.
00:46:13 I just want the thing.
00:46:16 You're going there though, obviously.
00:46:17 What are we gonna try and do this week though?
00:46:19 We're gonna try and achieve some things with our roster
00:46:23 by putting people together.
00:46:24 We've obviously got, we're waiting for Balor to come back.
00:46:27 Like he's back next week, I think now.
00:46:29 Or the week after, so that's good.
00:46:32 So he's gonna be out before the pay-per-view.
00:46:34 I need Ilya to start doing something
00:46:36 'cause he is the North American champion.
00:46:39 He has just finished up.
00:46:40 So we could, we can basically put Ilya against anyone
00:46:43 except T-Bar here.
00:46:44 Low stamina here though, which does annoy me.
00:46:49 So I think we'll put Ilya versus Drew.
00:46:51 We'll put the title on the line
00:46:53 and we'll open the show with that.
00:46:56 I wanna get something going with Riddle.
00:46:57 T-Bar, like Riddle's a specialist as well.
00:47:01 So Riddle could go against pretty much anyone here.
00:47:04 I think Riddle and T-Bar working together might be good.
00:47:08 So I'm gonna book that too.
00:47:09 And then we rest T-Bar next week.
00:47:12 Then we've got this sort of final,
00:47:14 this final bit of the show
00:47:17 that I don't really know what to do with.
00:47:20 I'm kind of looking for something for Big E to do.
00:47:22 The problem is it's Bruiser versus Bruiser down here, right?
00:47:26 So we could go looking for a fighter.
00:47:28 We want a heal fighter.
00:47:31 So let's go into the roster, sign for agents.
00:47:33 Bruiser, Bruiser, fighter, fighter, Bruiser, fighter.
00:47:38 I don't like any of these.
00:47:42 Send them back.
00:47:44 Right, yeah, this is not useful.
00:47:46 Let's go into legends.
00:47:48 Oh, look.
00:47:51 Look who it is.
00:47:53 We could get Piper and we could flip him.
00:48:00 But then that's like another week
00:48:02 of not really achieving anything with that part of the roster.
00:48:04 I'll have a little bit more of a think about that.
00:48:08 I'm gonna put something else in here for now
00:48:11 so that if we have to panic, book a show, we can do that.
00:48:14 We've got Bayley and Stratus.
00:48:16 I don't think we wanna go,
00:48:18 we could have Bayley call her out,
00:48:20 but I don't think that's worth doing.
00:48:21 I don't wanna end up on the floor
00:48:22 and it getting a bit stale before the thing.
00:48:24 We could do Shotzi.
00:48:26 Stamina's good across the board in this rivalry.
00:48:28 So I think we can do that.
00:48:30 We've met the commissioner goal.
00:48:32 I'm quite happy with that.
00:48:34 Let's go into promo town.
00:48:36 Hayes, you can do a self promo.
00:48:38 Let's do,
00:48:41 could just have Creed call out Big E
00:48:46 'cause they're both quite low stamina.
00:48:47 So I could have Big E call out Creed,
00:48:51 but I'm not like mad into that.
00:48:53 I'm gonna do some advertising, definitely.
00:48:55 Who do I wanna rest?
00:48:57 I wanna rest Bayley.
00:48:59 So I guess, yeah, we'll have Aska do that for us.
00:49:04 Let's go logistics.
00:49:07 We're gonna go, we'll do the thing we're told to do.
00:49:10 We'll book big, these ones.
00:49:12 So should I book advertising?
00:49:17 I mean, I've got money to spend,
00:49:18 so I'm gonna spend this now.
00:49:19 That's 15K.
00:49:26 That's fine with me.
00:49:28 Book crew, booked all of this stuff.
00:49:30 That's good.
00:49:31 I don't wanna confirm it.
00:49:32 Don't fuck it.
00:49:33 Don't confirm that, Jesus Christ.
00:49:35 All right, here we go.
00:49:35 What are we gonna buy?
00:49:36 So I could,
00:49:38 can you do that on the pay-per-view week?
00:49:43 I assume you can.
00:49:46 Injury rehab.
00:49:48 I don't need to buy it right now.
00:49:49 I'm quite happy.
00:49:50 Let's have a look at the agents again.
00:49:52 So we just really need a fighter is what we need.
00:49:56 So I could buy Adrian Buck, but he's a bit crap.
00:49:59 I don't like that.
00:50:00 I could also just buy,
00:50:01 I could also get in Roddy Piper.
00:50:04 Is that five weeks?
00:50:05 That's quite a lot of money, isn't it?
00:50:08 Is that five weeks?
00:50:09 I can't see it.
00:50:10 Is it nine weeks?
00:50:10 My eyes aren't good enough to see it.
00:50:14 I don't have my glasses.
00:50:16 I'm gonna actually have to get up like an old man and look.
00:50:19 Nine weeks.
00:50:25 It is nine weeks.
00:50:27 Could, I could turn him,
00:50:30 or I could just put him again.
00:50:31 I could just put Big E against Creed,
00:50:32 which I'm kind of happy to do as well, I think.
00:50:35 So could just do Big E versus Creed instead of one of these.
00:50:40 But I feel like this kind of works out better.
00:50:43 Could save his stamina as well,
00:50:45 but I think everyone's a bit low.
00:50:47 I'll do this this week and I can do Creed and Big E
00:50:49 next week if someone else better turns up.
00:50:53 And that gives me a chance to, yeah.
00:50:55 I don't know, man.
00:50:59 I feel really like Torn.
00:51:01 I feel very, very Torn.
00:51:02 I'm like Natalie Imbruglia.
00:51:04 Yeah, I just want a fighter.
00:51:08 I just want a fighter.
00:51:10 None of these people are good.
00:51:14 They've got good stamina, but they're not popular enough.
00:51:16 It's gonna take too much work, I think,
00:51:17 to get them up to the level I need them.
00:51:20 Could just do Roddy.
00:51:23 (sighs)
00:51:25 I've got the money, I could get him, I could flip him,
00:51:28 and then I could have him start with Big E next week.
00:51:31 I've got nine weeks of that.
00:51:32 So I could just do Piper.
00:51:34 How do I feel about that?
00:51:36 No, you know what?
00:51:37 I don't want to spend the whole game chasing money.
00:51:40 I'm not gonna do that.
00:51:41 So we're gonna do some more self-promos.
00:51:45 Or we might do charity promo, I guess, actually.
00:51:47 Let's do charity.
00:51:49 Who's gonna be good at charity?
00:51:52 (hums)
00:51:54 I want Bailey to rest properly.
00:51:56 Big E's stamina's quite low.
00:51:58 Go on, Joel Wheeler, you can have a go.
00:52:03 Why not?
00:52:04 His morale is mid.
00:52:05 Cool.
00:52:07 I feel like I'm happy with that.
00:52:08 I've achieved my thing.
00:52:09 I'm gonna get my rehab.
00:52:11 I've got this showbook this way.
00:52:12 It's got a rivalry.
00:52:16 This is just random.
00:52:18 That could start a rivalry.
00:52:19 That could start a rivalry.
00:52:21 (swooshing)
00:52:24 Boom!
00:52:25 Mate, I'm having such a chill time.
00:52:29 I'm having such a chill time.
00:52:30 It's like, it's so good.
00:52:33 I've had two, no, I had two months
00:52:35 of just everyone being a sack of shit and falling apart.
00:52:38 And now, now it's great.
00:52:41 Got rid of Razor Ramon.
00:52:42 I think he was like my albatross.
00:52:43 - Or dragging you down.
00:52:44 - Yeah, he was dragging me down.
00:52:45 Following me around.
00:52:46 Flinging toothpicks at me.
00:52:48 I was so confident going into this stream.
00:52:52 And so I would argue braggadocious.
00:52:56 - Yeah.
00:52:57 - I would argue overconfident in not bringing any materials.
00:53:00 Not doing the prep that I should have.
00:53:02 I slept in instead.
00:53:03 Haven't had enough coffee.
00:53:05 It's coming back to bite me.
00:53:07 - So let's talk about your show then.
00:53:10 - Yeah, fine.
00:53:11 - What have we got going on?
00:53:12 - Well, game face on.
00:53:14 We've got LA Knight and Kevin Owens.
00:53:16 I basically was just trying to make a show
00:53:18 because everyone is still not like stamina wise.
00:53:20 I don't want to run the risk of it.
00:53:21 Because if I have injuries,
00:53:22 I can't finish things off at the pay-per-view.
00:53:24 Nightmarish.
00:53:26 So I've put LA Knight and Kevin Owens
00:53:28 in a title tables match because stamina wise,
00:53:31 they're both okay.
00:53:32 And if I can have a title change here,
00:53:33 I thought I'd pull,
00:53:34 I thought I'd steal one from Old Blake and Gold.
00:53:37 - Yeah.
00:53:37 - And make the Owens Derby worth more.
00:53:40 I don't know if it will work.
00:53:42 It didn't.
00:53:43 - Thank God.
00:53:44 - Fine.
00:53:46 (laughing)
00:53:48 - Bobby Roode and Steve Austin, no.
00:53:50 In absentia.
00:53:50 - Bobby Roode's just coming out
00:53:51 and being like that guy's neck, man.
00:53:53 - They're in that guy's neck.
00:53:54 He's talking about how he's going to break it.
00:53:55 - He's a coward.
00:53:56 He's a coward.
00:53:57 - But look.
00:53:58 - Pretending he's got a bad neck.
00:53:59 - This promo was excellent and the rivalry has grown.
00:54:01 So it works for me.
00:54:03 Logan wanted a match with Randy Orton.
00:54:04 - Sure.
00:54:05 - So I thought I would give it to him.
00:54:06 - Sure.
00:54:07 - And in the meantime, I'm interfering on his behalf.
00:54:10 - Oh.
00:54:11 - Because he needs cheering up and Randy's fine.
00:54:13 And I need to book a GM interference.
00:54:15 - I see.
00:54:16 - So sod it.
00:54:17 - Is that your commissioner goal?
00:54:18 - No, that is a separate thing.
00:54:20 It helps him out and they've got a rivalry, I guess.
00:54:24 - Wow.
00:54:25 - Logan versus Randy.
00:54:29 Fine.
00:54:31 Little charity promo from Queenslander,
00:54:34 because again, that was another one that I needed to do.
00:54:36 A match for the sake of a match, I've signed Kane.
00:54:41 - You've signed Kane.
00:54:42 You have a new person every week.
00:54:43 - I went a bit nuts.
00:54:44 I have two this week.
00:54:45 One of them's not even on the show.
00:54:46 I booked, I bought Seamus as well.
00:54:48 - Oh, bloody hell.
00:54:49 - Well, I just was panicking.
00:54:50 - Was he a fighter or a bruiser?
00:54:51 - Honestly, Laurie.
00:54:52 - Did you take him from me?
00:54:53 - I can't tell you who he is.
00:54:54 - I need a fighter and you've stolen my fighter.
00:54:55 - I need a fighter.
00:54:56 There were no fighters.
00:54:57 - No, there were no fighters.
00:54:58 - There were no fighters.
00:54:58 - Where are the fighters?
00:54:59 - No, I have no idea.
00:55:00 But I signed Seamus because I was panicking.
00:55:02 I thought I'd flesh out the roster.
00:55:03 So at the very least I could put on shows.
00:55:05 We've got a giant and a cruiser in this,
00:55:07 a giant and a bruiser.
00:55:08 You know, in theory, this is going to be fine.
00:55:11 Kane wins it.
00:55:12 Good for you, Kane.
00:55:13 Get you a little bonus.
00:55:14 Bobby Lashley and Kane have a rivalry.
00:55:15 That's something that I didn't need or want.
00:55:17 (laughing)
00:55:19 - Kane comes in and he makes a scene.
00:55:21 - You know, he just loves to do it.
00:55:23 - Making a splash.
00:55:24 - You're a one and you're a one.
00:55:26 Charlotte, meanwhile, is calling out Bianca.
00:55:31 - That's good though.
00:55:32 I think like your promo stuff has worked out really well.
00:55:33 - Yeah, it's fine.
00:55:34 It's just, again, it's like,
00:55:35 I'm not putting on a great show
00:55:36 because I'm just whacking people into matches.
00:55:38 Here's a women's triple threat because I needed a match
00:55:40 because, and these are the only ones who had stamina
00:55:42 that was over 40.
00:55:43 And I thought by having a match,
00:55:45 Bianca could, you know,
00:55:46 either win it and maybe grow in popularity,
00:55:47 but she didn't even do that.
00:55:48 It's mediocre.
00:55:49 - Oh, sad times.
00:55:52 NXT, baby, the show you all waited for.
00:55:57 Here we go.
00:55:58 Right, well, we are trying to force
00:56:01 these two heathens together.
00:56:03 We've obviously got our specialist champ
00:56:06 who's pretty bloody popular, actually.
00:56:08 - I think Ilya is the most popular person on the roster.
00:56:11 - And Drew obviously newly turned heel.
00:56:14 So let's see if this goes anywhere.
00:56:16 Winner, Drew.
00:56:20 Amazing.
00:56:21 No rivalry.
00:56:22 Thank you.
00:56:23 - But you know, at least you got champ now.
00:56:24 - At least you win options, yeah.
00:56:25 So Drew's champ.
00:56:26 - And hey, Ilya's not the most popular person
00:56:28 on the roster anymore.
00:56:29 - That's true.
00:56:30 - He's lost 10.
00:56:31 - He's lost 10.
00:56:31 I think he still might be, you know.
00:56:33 Carmelo's done a self promo.
00:56:34 He gained no popularity.
00:56:36 - Nothing happened there.
00:56:37 - Why does he look so shy there?
00:56:38 Why does this?
00:56:39 - Oh, me.
00:56:40 - Do you want me to do a promo?
00:56:41 - Oh, me.
00:56:42 - It's not shy, it's kickass.
00:56:44 - I am him.
00:56:44 - I am him.
00:56:45 - I'm Carmelo Haynes.
00:56:48 - Whatever it is, it's not worth it.
00:56:48 - Here we go.
00:56:49 I was asked to put my most popular female heel
00:56:54 and face together in a match.
00:56:55 So that's why we have the base of Stratus intervention,
00:57:00 which is annoying because they're both bad stamina,
00:57:02 but you know, oh well.
00:57:03 - Are you going to get a good card for it?
00:57:06 - Yeah, it's a good card.
00:57:07 - All right, fine.
00:57:08 - So that's a good match, it's fine.
00:57:11 Asuka does have some advertising.
00:57:12 She gains us some money.
00:57:14 - Yeah, that's a low popularity score.
00:57:15 - Yeah, that is bad popularity, but that's fine.
00:57:17 Riddle versus T-Bar.
00:57:18 - Yeah.
00:57:19 - T-Bar's recovered.
00:57:20 I used health spar on him to boost him back up to 37.
00:57:23 Specialist versus giant.
00:57:25 This could work out.
00:57:28 We don't know.
00:57:29 We'll see.
00:57:30 Yeah, that's fine.
00:57:33 - He's got a little feud out of it.
00:57:34 - Yeah, I mean, that's all I really wanted
00:57:36 from the situation.
00:57:37 - I mean, the people are booing.
00:57:39 - Yeah, but do you know what?
00:57:41 They boo T-Bar at the beginning of every feud
00:57:43 he's been in so far.
00:57:44 And then by the end of it, they're like, wow, that was--
00:57:48 - It's 'cause he's a bionic man, he never gets injured.
00:57:50 - He's amazing.
00:57:51 Then we've got Joel Wheeler doing a charity promo
00:57:54 because had a spot, had some cash, I suppose.
00:57:57 And then we just got this match to
00:57:59 potentially grow this rivalry.
00:58:02 It was just a match.
00:58:03 - Oh.
00:58:08 - And that grows.
00:58:09 - You had a good show.
00:58:10 - That was absolutely fine.
00:58:11 - I'm sure that's gonna go well.
00:58:12 - Fine.
00:58:14 - Let's see.
00:58:16 Good booking.
00:58:18 Oh, I suppose--
00:58:18 - My drama curve was not good.
00:58:20 - No, it was.
00:58:21 - I know, it's 'cause they're connected.
00:58:22 The two are connected, aren't they?
00:58:23 I forget that every time.
00:58:24 - At least all three of my matches were mediocre.
00:58:29 So I guess consistency is a boon.
00:58:33 Let's have a look.
00:58:36 DNC again, same as last week, plus 32.
00:58:38 That's not very good.
00:58:39 That's not gonna help me out.
00:58:41 Oh dear, never expect to see Kane wrestling again.
00:58:45 He's still got it, clearly.
00:58:46 Didn't expect that.
00:58:47 Daniel J. Layton making life hard for Randy Orton
00:58:49 to help out Logan Paul.
00:58:51 Yeah, I didn't expect that either for my life.
00:58:53 That was a sentence that I never thought
00:58:54 was gonna come true, but here we are.
00:58:56 Kind of average match, but there was no love lost.
00:58:59 I heard rumors that they'd sign Kane.
00:59:00 - Clearly they were true.
00:59:01 - Yeah.
00:59:02 I mean, I'm getting pushed a lot.
00:59:05 Queensland are promising a good cause.
00:59:07 Oh dear, what a capitulation.
00:59:10 Let's see what you've done.
00:59:13 - Now the show you've all been waiting for.
00:59:15 Boom, baby!
00:59:15 We're getting back into this, aren't we, mate?
00:59:19 Some sweet greens.
00:59:22 - Sweet, sweet greens.
00:59:24 - It's like he can learn.
00:59:26 Oh my God.
00:59:27 It's like he learns.
00:59:30 He learns!
00:59:32 Eventually.
00:59:33 After many comments.
00:59:36 All right, so someone says,
00:59:37 "I like tonight's NXT, keep it coming."
00:59:40 Crowd sounds like they hate McIntyre being a bad guy.
00:59:42 Shut up, fucker.
00:59:43 What do you know?
00:59:44 You'll like what I tell you to like.
00:59:46 I liked what Joe Wheeler did in that promo.
00:59:48 Good, yeah.
00:59:49 There's nothing majorly interesting.
00:59:53 Carmelo getting pushed a lot lately on NXT.
00:59:55 He's the champion.
00:59:57 You dopes.
00:59:58 Right, yeah, well, a pretty good show for me though.
01:00:01 Quite happy with that.
01:00:02 Let's see what happens next.
01:00:04 Ooh.
01:00:05 - Okay, okay, I've done my five challenges.
01:00:08 Good, good.
01:00:09 Tell me what they were.
01:00:10 Let's go.
01:00:11 Commissioner's goal this week.
01:00:12 Good advertising booking.
01:00:13 We should get some cards.
01:00:14 Fixed match, that one's fine.
01:00:15 That's it, is it?
01:00:17 - Yeah, and I got health spa, baby.
01:00:19 - What am I doing wrong?
01:00:21 - You're back on top though.
01:00:22 You are back on top.
01:00:24 - So that number there is...
01:00:26 - Look at the fans gap.
01:00:27 Look at that fans gap.
01:00:28 - It's come right down.
01:00:29 - It's closing.
01:00:30 - It's closed a lot.
01:00:31 - The noose is closing around your neck, Leighton.
01:00:33 I'm coming for you.
01:00:34 - I hate it.
01:00:35 - That's a weird mood today.
01:00:37 - You are and it's working for you and I don't like it.
01:00:40 Go back to being passive and not interested.
01:00:42 - No, no.
01:00:43 I tasted shame last week, Leighton,
01:00:50 when you rocketed into the lead.
01:00:52 I won't be sullied again.
01:00:56 (Leighton screams)
01:00:57 - Right, back to you, Luke.
01:00:59 - Well, it is switched again, everyone.
01:01:04 Dan Leighton back on top of the leaderboard,
01:01:07 but for how long?
01:01:09 He has got his two Hall of Fame trophies, as does Laurie,
01:01:13 but he's got about, what is it, like 30 odd thousand fans more?
01:01:17 - It's only 25 now.
01:01:18 - 25,000 fans more.
01:01:20 That can spin on its own once we get to pay-per-view week.
01:01:25 Lots of things gonna be going down.
01:01:28 Laurie obviously got his seasonal bonus
01:01:30 of being able to book multiple person matches
01:01:33 and yet to do one.
01:01:35 He did say as well,
01:01:37 we were gonna get up to three ways this week
01:01:38 and didn't get a single one.
01:01:40 So, you know, lies being told by the Blake and Gold brand.
01:01:44 And Jesse Vettel here says, "Hey, Dan."
01:01:47 Well, maybe I'll wait for Dan to get back
01:01:49 because he's just nipped for a poo.
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01:02:27 It was a hell of a week.
01:02:29 I thought there were some interesting choices made,
01:02:31 not a lot of fighters going around,
01:02:33 and that caused some frustrations,
01:02:35 and some of the biggest unraveling I've seen of Dan Layton
01:02:39 in this series so far.
01:02:41 He came in here with a lot of hype, pyro, and ballyhoo
01:02:45 about knowing this game inside and out,
01:02:47 but the time limit's getting to him, ladies and gentlemen.
01:02:49 But there is an old chat in here for you, Dan.
01:02:53 It says, "Hey, Dan, check out songs by NF.
01:02:56 "Got to watch him and Corayda live here in Arkansas.
01:03:00 "I've been following WrestleTalk since 2016.
01:03:02 "Big fan.
01:03:03 "Laurie, how is housemate Simon?
01:03:05 "Also, Dan, as for a specific song,
01:03:07 "listen to 'Hope' by NF.
01:03:09 "Plus, I cannot wait for the next Survival Series."
01:03:12 Well, I hope you're one of our patrons.
01:03:13 You can get an episode right now.
01:03:14 But Laurie, how is housemate Simon?
01:03:15 - Yeah, he's good.
01:03:16 I saw him on Sunday.
01:03:18 He's doing really well.
01:03:19 He's getting married next year.
01:03:20 - He is?
01:03:21 I saw him at the Christmas party,
01:03:23 and he's still looking like Captain America
01:03:25 in Infinity War.
01:03:26 - Yeah.
01:03:27 - And he's doing very well for himself.
01:03:28 Lovely bloke.
01:03:29 I like Simon a lot.
01:03:30 Get in your chats to WrestleTalk.com/PFK,
01:03:34 and we'll read out all of them before the end of the show.
01:03:37 Are our players ready?
01:03:38 - Bloody yes.
01:03:40 - Well, I think Laurie is definitely,
01:03:41 Laurie is like chomping at the bits to get back into this.
01:03:44 Now he is feeling it, ladies and gentlemen,
01:03:46 as we head into week three of this series run.
01:03:51 Take it away, boys.
01:03:52 - Take 'em away, toys.
01:03:54 - It's gonna be funny.
01:03:57 - Difficult poo, is it?
01:03:58 - I don't need that.
01:04:02 (laughing)
01:04:03 I don't need that right now.
01:04:04 I don't need fecal humor.
01:04:06 - You don't?
01:04:06 - No.
01:04:07 - Do you know it's my least favorite thing in the world?
01:04:08 - I remember quite a bit of it when you were out of the room.
01:04:09 - Did you?
01:04:10 (laughing)
01:04:11 - It should be fun for you to watch back.
01:04:12 - Oh, great.
01:04:13 - I'm thrilled about it.
01:04:15 - Ah!
01:04:16 Okay, everything's gonna be fine.
01:04:19 Okay, we're just gonna book a show.
01:04:21 We're just, people should be healed now.
01:04:23 I should be able to get my star power back.
01:04:26 I think I'm gonna be able to do two titles matches.
01:04:27 Oh God, Austin's contract's gonna be up.
01:04:30 Spend some money.
01:04:31 - Right, here we go.
01:04:31 What am I gonna listen to?
01:04:33 I've had enough of the Hbomberguy video.
01:04:34 - Have you?
01:04:35 - I'm not, no.
01:04:36 - You're not learning anything new?
01:04:37 - I'll see if someone's written it off in my article
01:04:39 or something.
01:04:40 - Give me the bullet points.
01:04:41 - Yeah, all right, we're gonna listen to
01:04:43 Four Year Strong.
01:04:44 - Lovely, bye.
01:04:46 Okay, let's get through to the email screen.
01:04:48 Just a couple of weeks away from Summer Slam.
01:04:51 And I am seven minutes on the clock
01:04:56 and I'm ready to go whenever you are.
01:04:58 Three, two, one, let's hit it.
01:05:02 Yep, I knew it would be.
01:05:03 Oh my God, 119,000.
01:05:05 How happy are you, optimistic?
01:05:07 Will you take a low ball offer?
01:05:08 Thank you.
01:05:11 Your contract is up.
01:05:12 I have no interest in you.
01:05:14 Off you go, Seth.
01:05:16 I guess I see where we stand now
01:05:18 to that St. Nepal-Germany match.
01:05:19 Yeah, sorry about that.
01:05:20 And Logan's happy.
01:05:22 Okay, fine, good.
01:05:23 Ensure that your least popular available specialist
01:05:25 is in a match this week.
01:05:26 That is specialist, specialist, specialist.
01:05:30 Sammy George, who is angry with me.
01:05:32 Okay, but she's got 100 stamina,
01:05:34 so let's book a title match.
01:05:35 Tag team titles.
01:05:37 Sammy George.
01:05:40 And Queen Zelina against these guys.
01:05:44 Stamina are 155, 56, 45.
01:05:46 They can take an extreme rules tag team titles match
01:05:48 because they're gonna get next week off.
01:05:50 And we are going to book a women's championship match
01:05:55 between these two.
01:05:56 It will be a tables match.
01:05:58 Strong Call Steve Austin's gonna do a call out promo
01:06:02 as well.
01:06:03 Actually, in terms of stamina,
01:06:06 it might be better for me to put those guys
01:06:10 in the title match.
01:06:11 What about Star Power?
01:06:12 Let's see, Star Power 5, Star Power Legend.
01:06:18 Yeah, we'll do that.
01:06:20 Okay, just to make sure I've got my...
01:06:22 We'll do it as a normal match,
01:06:26 but I will make it...
01:06:27 Ooh, going.
01:06:28 Triple Threat.
01:06:31 And I will pop in Dewdrop as well,
01:06:35 just for the attainment value.
01:06:40 And what do I need to do here?
01:06:42 Can I make that a triple threat?
01:06:46 I think I might.
01:06:47 A repeat of last week.
01:06:52 Oh, Shameless is a Bruiser, good.
01:06:54 Why did I do that?
01:06:56 And we're going to do a Triple Threat Normals match
01:07:00 for the North American championship
01:07:02 and hope that someone, one of those two...
01:07:05 In fact, maybe...
01:07:06 Should I fix match it?
01:07:10 No.
01:07:11 Oh!
01:07:12 I can't afford to buy another one.
01:07:19 'Cause I went mad and bought Shameless.
01:07:22 I went mad.
01:07:23 Right, let's get an advertising promo in then
01:07:28 from someone who's got Kane, we'll do.
01:07:31 Which one have I completed?
01:07:34 Completed five challenges this season.
01:07:35 So we've got five shows with Geo Interference,
01:07:38 eight shows with the charity promo.
01:07:40 So I can book another one of those.
01:07:41 Rhea Ripley can do a charity promo.
01:07:47 And what other call outs can I do?
01:07:49 Since I'm not renewing his contract,
01:07:56 I'll book those guys in a submission match
01:08:02 to blow off that rivalry
01:08:04 and have Bianca call out Charlotte again.
01:08:07 So that way, that feud should grow.
01:08:11 I put them early up.
01:08:13 That rivalry should grow.
01:08:17 That should, in theory, further that rivalry,
01:08:23 especially if one of them can suck it up and win the belt.
01:08:26 That rivalry should complete
01:08:28 and then this rivalry should grow.
01:08:30 Might swap that round.
01:08:36 (computer beeping)
01:08:39 Any other things I need to do?
01:08:40 Contract expiring, contract expiring.
01:08:42 Everyone else is happy.
01:08:44 Done all the logistics, got bonuses on that.
01:08:48 I think this is a decent looking show, everybody.
01:08:50 Let's have a look at the roster.
01:08:57 Seamus is here, just in case I need him for after the fact.
01:09:06 In fact...
01:09:07 Yeah, no, fine.
01:09:12 I'm feeling a lot more calm now, everybody.
01:09:20 I don't need three injury rehabs, I need more of those.
01:09:22 I beg you.
01:09:23 Maybe I'll fix that match.
01:09:27 Save that in case I need it.
01:09:32 Um...
01:09:33 Running the biggest arena possible.
01:09:42 Yeah, I need to save some money
01:09:44 because I need to be able to buy and book this one.
01:09:48 200,000.
01:09:50 What am I, what, yeah.
01:09:54 I'm gonna have to let, what?
01:09:55 That was such a stupid thing I did.
01:10:00 That was such a stupid thing I did.
01:10:02 But it's gonna help me, I'm gonna have to do it.
01:10:08 One idiot, one idiot.
01:10:10 This is the lesson, all right?
01:10:13 Don't panic, make better financial choices.
01:10:15 Learn from my mistakes.
01:10:16 (groans)
01:10:20 All right, I think that's got good coverage on the show.
01:10:24 Got a minute 35 to confirm.
01:10:27 So I've got a title match there
01:10:29 between Bobby Roode and Stolko, Steve Austin.
01:10:33 Hopefully that will further their rivalry.
01:10:35 We've got Bianca Belair calling out Charlotte Flair
01:10:37 to hopefully further their rivalry.
01:10:39 We've got a mid-card title match
01:10:44 that will hopefully end with one of these guys winning it.
01:10:46 We've got Seth and Mustafa Ali
01:10:49 to close that rivalry out in a submission match.
01:10:51 And then this level three rivalry
01:10:52 to hopefully go up an extra one
01:10:53 by having a title match in an extreme rules situation.
01:10:57 I think, wait, what was that?
01:10:59 What was the superstar shakeup card I got?
01:11:04 Was it of any value?
01:11:06 Anything else I can do in here?
01:11:09 A five-card, a four-card anywhere match?
01:11:11 I don't think so.
01:11:14 Eight shows with interference, whoa.
01:11:19 Could do another health card, health bar.
01:11:23 Um.
01:11:24 I could do that as a one-on-one
01:11:32 and have Kevin Owens run in on Jive Owens.
01:11:39 Maybe I'll do that.
01:11:50 No, I think the original plan was better.
01:11:52 Oh!
01:11:56 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:12:04 title match, title match, done!
01:12:05 Stop.
01:12:06 (gags)
01:12:10 - Getting quite close to the line every time.
01:12:13 - Yeah, I panicked again at the end.
01:12:14 I was doing so well for most of it
01:12:15 that I started tinkering and that was my mistake.
01:12:16 - Never tinker. - Never tinker.
01:12:19 I barely sold your orange, it's buying.
01:12:21 - I can't see it. - Oh, yeah.
01:12:22 - Spoilers.
01:12:23 - Oh, I did a power card on you.
01:12:29 Select an opposing brand, double the price
01:12:30 of their power cards in the shop next week.
01:12:32 - 'Cause I was cross.
01:12:33 - So mean! - Yeah.
01:12:34 - What have I done to you?
01:12:35 - Been good at the game.
01:12:38 This was supposed to be so simple for me.
01:12:39 - Yeah, it should have been.
01:12:41 Absolute cakewalk and I've been making it tricky.
01:12:43 - You have, you really have.
01:12:44 - By being an idiot savant the entire time.
01:12:47 - God.
01:12:48 - Right! - What are you gonna listen to?
01:12:50 - Well, I'm-
01:12:51 - You don't need to cut across the image.
01:12:52 - Gimmick.
01:12:54 I'm gonna come feed cardigan currently.
01:12:56 But obviously we have got song suggestions, Dan.
01:12:59 - Yeah, no, I've got them queued up.
01:13:00 Hope by NF.
01:13:01 - That's correct, yeah.
01:13:02 Can I also add one to your queue, please?
01:13:04 So once that's finished,
01:13:05 can you listen to MILF by Scene Queen, please?
01:13:09 - Didn't we do this already?
01:13:11 - No, we haven't done that. - We did some Scene Queen.
01:13:12 - We haven't done that one.
01:13:13 - Fine. - Thank you.
01:13:14 - Right, clarify, this is week three.
01:13:17 - It is, it's week 18, and the pay-per-view
01:13:20 will be on week 20.
01:13:21 - Cool.
01:13:23 Can never remember how many weeks it is.
01:13:24 Five's tricky, man, it's five weeks.
01:13:26 Hard to remember. - Counting to five is hard.
01:13:28 - It's a difficult game.
01:13:29 It's a tricky game, but some of us are just really good at it.
01:13:33 - Bye-bye now.
01:13:34 - All of us are whiny little bitch boys.
01:13:38 Can't hear that bit.
01:13:39 Here we go in three, two, one, boom!
01:13:45 Okay, hey, hey Drew, how you doing, bud?
01:13:50 I did pay money for you.
01:13:51 Yeah, you can, he wants 58.
01:13:57 Yeah, you can have that, fine.
01:13:58 Stick around, bud.
01:13:59 Hey, Julius Creed.
01:14:05 Ooh, Julius, what are you doing currently, baby?
01:14:08 My little man.
01:14:11 Julius, you're actually sort of over.
01:14:13 You don't really do anything,
01:14:14 so I don't really know what to do with you.
01:14:17 I might low ball him.
01:14:18 What's he want?
01:14:20 46, he's quite popular, though.
01:14:23 I think it's one of those things
01:14:23 that it depends if I'm gonna put him in the thing with...
01:14:27 Yeah, hmm.
01:14:31 Let's do...
01:14:34 Let's low ball him and see where we land.
01:14:38 Ugh.
01:14:41 Yeah, fine.
01:14:44 We'll make the money back.
01:14:45 That's fine.
01:14:47 Hey, oh my God, everyone wants to leave.
01:14:50 72.
01:14:53 Pardon?
01:14:56 Top one gets it for free, yeah.
01:14:59 But I have a two-week extension,
01:15:03 which I've already used on Drew,
01:15:04 so actually I guess I'll just pay Riddle.
01:15:07 That's fine.
01:15:09 Yeah, that's fine, thank you.
01:15:12 I mean, if anyone could stop emailing me,
01:15:13 you've eaten a minute and a half of my time.
01:15:16 Hey, Trish just emailed me to say
01:15:19 she was excited for the pay-per-view.
01:15:20 Fuck off, I don't have time for this admin.
01:15:22 I'm ready to run a main event match.
01:15:26 My fans will be excited.
01:15:27 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:15:31 You're the fucking champion, dude.
01:15:34 Does that have to be this week?
01:15:35 This week, you prick.
01:15:38 All right.
01:15:39 Mello versus Bala.
01:15:42 (laughing)
01:15:44 He's back.
01:15:45 Right, okay, what are we doing now?
01:15:47 We are gonna do,
01:15:48 we're gonna continue to smash Ilya and Drew at each other
01:15:53 and see if something happens.
01:15:56 We are finally going to bully
01:16:01 the triple threat thing into the ground.
01:16:03 We're gonna do Asuka, Baszler,
01:16:06 and we're gonna do a baby face like Trish Stratus,
01:16:11 'cause they're gonna get,
01:16:12 well, actually, maybe the stamina thing's bad here.
01:16:15 What we're gonna do, we go back to the drawing board.
01:16:17 We're gonna do that.
01:16:19 We're gonna do that.
01:16:22 We're gonna do that.
01:16:25 And that's gonna be the match.
01:16:27 Yeah.
01:16:28 All right, we're gonna go,
01:16:29 let's do our logistics really quickly.
01:16:31 We've got that much money.
01:16:33 We're gonna do that, we're gonna do that.
01:16:35 The advertising's the thing I'm more worried about.
01:16:41 We're gonna do that.
01:16:42 What's the optional bonus?
01:16:44 Backstage crew, done, done all that, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:16:49 What we're looking for is a fighter.
01:16:50 Hello.
01:16:56 He's quite cheap as well, actually.
01:16:58 Problem is he comes in and he's not gonna be,
01:17:00 I'm not immediately gonna be able to use him.
01:17:02 What I really need is just like
01:17:04 an out of the gate heel fighter.
01:17:06 That would be the dream.
01:17:10 Jake the Snake.
01:17:11 Bloody yeah.
01:17:14 Flippin', flippin' Nora.
01:17:17 Sign that talent.
01:17:18 And then we're gonna do him versus Big E.
01:17:23 Big E versus Jake.
01:17:29 Cool.
01:17:30 Right, well that's a show.
01:17:31 Tag champ's going at it as well on the same card.
01:17:38 Right, what are we gonna do?
01:17:39 We're gonna book some little call outs here.
01:17:41 We're gonna have Riddle call out T-Bar.
01:17:44 We are, who else do we want to boost?
01:17:48 We kinda wanna boost Aska and Baszler here.
01:17:50 So I might have Aska call out Baszler.
01:17:53 Gonna space this out for my own mind.
01:17:55 This is, I think this might,
01:18:01 this has a rivalry in it, so this should open, I think.
01:18:04 And then we'll do...
01:18:08 Show cost 66, advertising.
01:18:10 We could just do an advertising promo.
01:18:14 I want Baszler to rest, I want Stratus to rest.
01:18:17 I could actually just do another call out
01:18:21 and have Bailey call out Stratus here instead.
01:18:24 'Cause what I really need to be doing
01:18:26 is getting to like four star rivalries
01:18:28 by next week on a few things.
01:18:31 Specifically this.
01:18:32 But I want Baszler, I want Baszler to be in the top five.
01:18:36 I want Bailey and Stratus to be at four stars
01:18:39 as well for the pay-per-view.
01:18:41 So I might just do that now.
01:18:43 And if the rivalry grows, then great.
01:18:45 If it doesn't, then we can just come back to it.
01:18:48 We can revisit that next week.
01:18:50 That's fine for me though.
01:18:52 And then I've accidentally achieved a commissioner goal
01:18:56 that I didn't even look at,
01:18:56 which is the limited stock thing.
01:18:58 So I'll have the same thing that Dan had.
01:19:00 No point really buying power cards for me this week.
01:19:04 I could double the cost of everything,
01:19:05 but I'm gonna do that for the pay-per-view obviously.
01:19:08 Shut up!
01:19:12 You're just constantly talking.
01:19:16 Yes, we bought Jake the Snake, we've done this.
01:19:21 We've got that.
01:19:22 Let's have a, I've got a minute.
01:19:23 Let's have a little perusal of the roster, shall we?
01:19:26 So we've got them calling each other out.
01:19:29 I don't know, I think like things are building.
01:19:31 Things are happening.
01:19:33 Things are, things are, things are, things are, things.
01:19:35 Things are things and things.
01:19:37 This is interesting.
01:19:38 Valor's on low stamina.
01:19:39 He gets a rest week next week though, I think.
01:19:41 So that'll be quite good.
01:19:42 You wanna switch my triple threat?
01:19:46 To what?
01:19:47 You think put Elia, but they don't have any,
01:19:51 they have no rivalry.
01:19:52 Pardon?
01:19:54 Massively popular, but they have a rivalry.
01:19:57 I can't, what, this a title match?
01:20:02 Oh, I could make that a title match, that is true.
01:20:05 Do you know, I forget about the title sometimes.
01:20:07 Thank you, Luke.
01:20:08 Yeah, well you did and they saw it.
01:20:11 So, you know, I'll never live it down,
01:20:13 but I've got 30 seconds left.
01:20:15 So who cares?
01:20:17 Boom.
01:20:18 Daniel, I'm finished.
01:20:20 Time to spare.
01:20:21 Confirm my booking.
01:20:22 - Well done.
01:20:23 - Oh my God, it's finally happening.
01:20:28 - He's- - It's finally happening.
01:20:29 - He's back. - He's well.
01:20:30 - He's well.
01:20:32 And he just had three weeks at home doing nothing
01:20:35 and then asked me for $83,000.
01:20:37 - Did he?
01:20:38 Yeah, I had to pay some money this week.
01:20:40 - He asked me for 113 or something like that.
01:20:42 I was like, no, what about this?
01:20:43 And he was like, yeah, all right.
01:20:45 So, you know, low balling works.
01:20:47 - Sad, sad Austin.
01:20:48 - Sad Austin.
01:20:48 - Well, I tried to low ball Julius Creed
01:20:49 and he wasn't happy about it.
01:20:50 - Some of them don't take it and it's a nightmare.
01:20:52 - I had to pay him.
01:20:54 - But fortunately Stone Cold was willing to take it
01:20:56 and I've whacked him straight into this normal title match
01:20:59 against Bobby Roode to see where we're gonna go.
01:21:02 Oh, and there's a new champ in the town.
01:21:05 And, oh, okay, that works for me.
01:21:07 That works for me.
01:21:09 - They've just been building a rivalry out of nothing.
01:21:11 - Literally, Bobby's just been calling him out.
01:21:14 Austin's finally come back
01:21:15 and he's been able to take the title off him
01:21:17 and there's been no injuries.
01:21:19 I've given Charlotte one final week off
01:21:23 because these promos have been working well for me.
01:21:25 We're in a level three rivalry for the women's title.
01:21:27 - That's insane.
01:21:28 - Yeah, it's worked.
01:21:30 I mean, look, this is what happens
01:21:31 when you put Bianca Belair and Charlotte in a feud.
01:21:33 It just happens, it just works.
01:21:34 - It just happens.
01:21:34 - That's why they keep doing it.
01:21:36 The Owens-Derby, I decided I was gonna give them both
01:21:40 a chance at the North American championship.
01:21:43 This is what I went back and forth on
01:21:44 'cause I was like, I could book an interference.
01:21:46 I could maybe, in the end, I just went, sod it.
01:21:48 We'll see if one of them can pluck it out.
01:21:51 It might continue the rivalry.
01:21:53 It didn't do anything to the rivalry.
01:21:58 - But it has got the belt in the right way.
01:22:00 - Okay, that works for me.
01:22:01 That's helpful.
01:22:01 Rhea doing a little charity promo,
01:22:04 getting more charity promos.
01:22:05 She has, she's got me a number of fans there.
01:22:07 I really appreciate that.
01:22:09 Seth Rollins wanted his contract renewed
01:22:11 and I just was like, do you know what?
01:22:12 I'm not gonna buy that.
01:22:14 So I've done a submission match for this feud
01:22:15 that they started the other week.
01:22:17 - Just to, ooh.
01:22:18 - Just to say, well, I've just got so many
01:22:20 specialist bad guys, I don't need him.
01:22:22 Don't need him.
01:22:23 So let's see how they do.
01:22:27 Ali gets the win.
01:22:28 No, Seth do the job on the way out.
01:22:29 - Yeah. - I think that's respectable.
01:22:30 - That's really respectable. - I think that's respectable.
01:22:33 And it was good. - He's taking Ali with him.
01:22:34 - Yeah, oh yeah, maybe that.
01:22:35 - Taking him to WCW.
01:22:37 - Kane's popularity's taken a hit in the polls.
01:22:39 He's announced some anti-climate change agenda.
01:22:43 So, but he has got me 11 grand.
01:22:45 - But he has been elected.
01:22:47 - And in the main event, I needed--
01:22:49 - Ooh, the winning tags.
01:22:50 - Yeah, I needed my least popular specialist in a match
01:22:53 and that was Sammy George.
01:22:55 So given that they've all got a decent amount
01:22:57 of specialist about stamina, I thought I'd whack him
01:22:59 in an extreme rules match for the titles.
01:23:00 - Sammy is so fresh.
01:23:02 - She has, she's done basically--
01:23:03 - You know what, Sammy, she's been at Croydon the whole time.
01:23:05 - Just chilling out, been to the box park.
01:23:07 - Oh yeah. - She's got into--
01:23:08 - She's been riding the tram up and down.
01:23:09 - She's just, it's nice to see, you know?
01:23:11 It's nice to see, you've been to Ikea.
01:23:13 - I see a Croydon girl done good.
01:23:15 - Can't win a battle to save her life.
01:23:19 But an amazing match that takes me to level four rivalry.
01:23:22 So that is something that we love to see
01:23:25 heading into SummerSlam.
01:23:26 It was a good week.
01:23:29 I am concerned that Sammy George is gonna turn around
01:23:31 and be like, "Give me a hundred grand or I'll go away."
01:23:33 But that's something I'm gonna have to look at.
01:23:35 - Right, here we go.
01:23:36 So we're gonna stimulate these guys for the title.
01:23:40 - They're not still on a rivalry, but you know, never know.
01:23:42 - Ilya wins it back.
01:23:46 - It's hot potato season.
01:23:47 - And the rivalry does not happen.
01:23:48 They're just gonna hot shot that belt round and round
01:23:51 for no reason. - For no glee.
01:23:53 Rivalry grows.
01:23:54 T-Bar versus Riddle.
01:23:56 We've got one more week to get that cooking.
01:23:58 - Just seeing who's back.
01:24:00 - Guess who's back?
01:24:01 Do you know what?
01:24:02 First triple threat match while we've got the stamina.
01:24:05 They'll have a decrease in stamina drop from this.
01:24:08 And also there's a rivalry involved in the mix of it.
01:24:10 So maybe that grows.
01:24:11 - Strong, smart.
01:24:12 You got your two good and a bad.
01:24:15 - And Katana Chance wins.
01:24:16 He's not even in the rivalry.
01:24:17 Rivalry doesn't grow.
01:24:19 What was the point in that power-up card
01:24:20 that I got given?
01:24:21 That rivalry's gone.
01:24:23 - Hey, finally.
01:24:24 - There we go.
01:24:25 - Happy days.
01:24:26 - Bailey versus Stratus.
01:24:27 That's what we wanted.
01:24:28 Then we got Beej versus Jake the Snake,
01:24:32 who's joined the roster.
01:24:33 - Oh, lovely.
01:24:34 You managed to find a fighter.
01:24:34 - Yeah, I finally found a fighter.
01:24:36 So we're gonna stimulate this.
01:24:38 (bell dinging)
01:24:41 Mediocre, but we've got a rivalry.
01:24:44 We have a rivalry.
01:24:44 - Big E has something to do for a change.
01:24:46 - Big E versus Jake.
01:24:48 Yeah, Big E is...
01:24:50 Already, though,
01:24:52 dipping below the stamina.
01:24:55 So there's a lot of people who need a week off next week.
01:24:58 A level two rivalry for Asuka and Baszler.
01:25:01 If I can just get some of these things
01:25:03 into the level three zone next week,
01:25:06 it's gonna be a hell of a pay-per-view.
01:25:09 Combat at Hayes versus Bala for title.
01:25:11 Stamina's like okay.
01:25:12 I think they can rest next week.
01:25:14 - Yeah.
01:25:15 - So.
01:25:15 Hayes retains.
01:25:19 - Whoa.
01:25:20 - We are going into the pay-per-view
01:25:23 with two four-star right wings.
01:25:25 - Yeah, I love that for you.
01:25:25 - That is very good.
01:25:27 - That's good for you.
01:25:28 - And that curve.
01:25:30 - We've done both done quite good shows there.
01:25:32 - Yes.
01:25:33 - Happy, happy.
01:25:36 All right.
01:25:37 Let's see how it goes down.
01:25:39 That is a match card quality up to be 58,000.
01:25:43 Oh, I am happy with that.
01:25:45 We've clawed some back from last week.
01:25:47 We're nothing.
01:25:48 Oh yeah, let Seamus go.
01:25:49 You let Seamus go.
01:25:49 - I panic bought Seamus and then decided I was.
01:25:51 - You've got so much money that you're able
01:25:53 to just buy people and let them go.
01:25:55 I'm like, I'm literally,
01:25:56 I've been saving up for Jake Roberts.
01:25:58 - It was a bad financial choice I made.
01:26:00 I'll be honest with you.
01:26:01 But you know, I sort of just did it.
01:26:04 I love that also, like no one was excited
01:26:07 that Seamus got signed, but they are sad that he's gone
01:26:09 despite having in no way contributed to the show.
01:26:11 - Yeah, he's not even been on a show.
01:26:13 - Would love to see Stone Cold get a rematch.
01:26:15 Well, you just wait.
01:26:17 - Let me tell you.
01:26:18 Sammy George looks so angry.
01:26:20 Wonder if something happened in the back.
01:26:22 Stay clear of Sammy.
01:26:23 She's got that Croydon.
01:26:25 - Energy.
01:26:25 - Yeah.
01:26:27 All right.
01:26:28 - That's very good.
01:26:29 - Fine, yeah, I'm quite happy with that.
01:26:31 The budget is lower than it needs to be at this point,
01:26:33 but you know.
01:26:34 - Your total budget, oh yeah, yeah.
01:26:35 You're making a huge profit there.
01:26:37 - Not making a massive profit,
01:26:37 but you know, I've got plans.
01:26:40 - Yeah.
01:26:41 - We'll put it that way.
01:26:42 Okay.
01:26:43 Your turn, darling.
01:26:46 That's a pretty strong week for you as well.
01:26:48 - Not too far behind.
01:26:49 - No.
01:26:50 - And I made money.
01:26:51 - You did.
01:26:52 - Yeah.
01:26:52 - You made, you made back.
01:26:53 - Now I've got the most money.
01:26:54 - Did I forget logistics?
01:26:56 - No, you had the same logistics, I think.
01:26:58 - Maybe I just spent more on the show.
01:27:00 Um, interesting, interesting.
01:27:02 - You had like a charity, you had a charity promo.
01:27:05 - Oh yeah, I spent on the charity promo.
01:27:06 - Cost you more.
01:27:07 - Yeah.
01:27:08 But those fans I got.
01:27:09 - I just did call outs.
01:27:10 Call outs all week.
01:27:10 - That'll do ya.
01:27:12 Can't wait for Raquel Rodriguez to get a shot
01:27:14 at the NXT Women's Championship.
01:27:15 My favorite superstar on NXT.
01:27:16 - She's gonna be waiting a while.
01:27:18 She's back of the queue.
01:27:20 - Who's front of the queue?
01:27:21 - Current, the front of the queue is Asuka and Baszler.
01:27:23 Just gonna keep having that match.
01:27:25 - Gonna force them together at some point.
01:27:26 I'm a simple man.
01:27:27 I see Roberts in the ring.
01:27:28 I cheer.
01:27:29 Great to see him in the ring again.
01:27:31 Uh, all right, good.
01:27:32 So let's see what that takes us to on the next screen.
01:27:35 Lovely healthy budget for you there.
01:27:38 I complete the ambitious goals.
01:27:39 So I get free special effects booking.
01:27:41 Oh, I got free arena booking.
01:27:42 - Oh, that's.
01:27:43 - Oh, come on.
01:27:45 'Cause I completed the generous GM.
01:27:47 I think it's probably my charity one.
01:27:50 Good.
01:27:51 Okay, that's huge.
01:27:52 That's huge.
01:27:53 - Sold out.
01:27:57 - You got that?
01:27:57 You got a little sold out limited stock promo
01:27:58 for your commissioner goal?
01:28:00 You got two power cards.
01:28:03 - Yeah, I've got this special promotion.
01:28:04 - Why do you get two power cards for the commissioner goal?
01:28:06 - No idea.
01:28:07 I can't remember.
01:28:07 No idea.
01:28:08 Stuff just happens to me.
01:28:11 - It does.
01:28:12 - Yeah.
01:28:13 - Did you have a super shake up
01:28:14 or additional chance for an extra?
01:28:16 - But I'm in the lead and that's what counts.
01:28:20 - Well, back to you, Luke.
01:28:23 - That is a big power card to get.
01:28:28 The fan retention card is an insane one.
01:28:32 That's a very, very powerful
01:28:34 to be played towards the end of this.
01:28:36 Well, I mean, we're heading up for a hell of an end
01:28:39 to this week's stream.
01:28:40 It's still quite close.
01:28:42 Excellent weeks from both teams there.
01:28:44 50,000 fan increase for Laurie,
01:28:46 58,000 fan increase for Dan Layton.
01:28:49 Though I'm pretty sure when Dan was doing
01:28:51 the hosting duties for our streams,
01:28:53 he said, "At this point,
01:28:54 "I had about a million dollars in the bank."
01:28:57 Doesn't have that at the moment though, does he?
01:28:59 So I think you might've been lying.
01:29:01 Also, Dan, can I clarify something?
01:29:03 - Yeah.
01:29:04 - I was out of the room making a cup of tea,
01:29:06 but the live chat told me that you went over time.
01:29:09 - My alarm did go off as I pressed to finish the match.
01:29:14 So arguably I went about three seconds over, yeah.
01:29:18 So we might wanna balance out that.
01:29:20 - I'll have a power card, thank you.
01:29:23 - Either we remove the one I had,
01:29:25 or we have one each.
01:29:26 For three seconds though, to be clear,
01:29:28 it's not like I went over time
01:29:30 for an extended period of time
01:29:31 like my learned colleague here.
01:29:32 - So what we're saying is we can either have
01:29:35 both of you go for six minutes on one week,
01:29:38 or you give up your previous power card.
01:29:41 - Yeah.
01:29:42 - Well, I've used less time on every week so far.
01:29:44 There's been 30 seconds of spare time
01:29:48 on the clock every week when I've pressed go.
01:29:49 So there you go.
01:29:50 - I will say though, chat, it was only like three seconds,
01:29:56 but fair enough, I'll cop to that.
01:29:58 That happened.
01:29:59 - Maybe we should just get a blanket amount of time
01:30:02 for the whole series, so we can use it how we like.
01:30:04 - I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
01:30:05 I'm gonna leave this up to the live chat.
01:30:07 We're gonna get a poll up,
01:30:08 and we're gonna let the chat decide
01:30:09 what happens with the power card situation.
01:30:11 - Fair enough.
01:30:12 - We'll let the chat decide.
01:30:13 We'll let the people decide.
01:30:14 Speaking of the people,
01:30:16 Dan, you had some music to listen to during that stream.
01:30:19 What did you make of "Hope by NF"?
01:30:22 - "Hope by NF" was something that I think
01:30:24 would be very effective in the building of a feud video
01:30:28 at the start of a pay-per-view.
01:30:30 - And what did you make of my reselection?
01:30:32 - It certainly happened to me.
01:30:34 - It's awesome.
01:30:35 - It was good, it was very good.
01:30:36 Is it my taste?
01:30:37 - No, but it was very entertaining.
01:30:40 - Neil here says, "Hey, lads, love the streams,
01:30:42 but I like the pre-taped episodes too,
01:30:43 for series three could run four weeks as one episode,
01:30:46 then a pay-per-view episode,
01:30:47 have the draft day as episode zero,
01:30:49 and then it'll be back to 10 week seasons.
01:30:50 If the weekly episodes need more editing for time."
01:30:53 We will be going back to those episodes.
01:30:55 We're doing these live stream formats just for series 3.5,
01:30:58 but the plan is for us to go back
01:30:59 to the way that it was previously.
01:31:02 We'll give more details of that when we get to series four,
01:31:04 but this is just a temporary measure.
01:31:06 We're not doing this as it for now,
01:31:08 but we might do a hybrid.
01:31:09 We will find out soon enough.
01:31:11 Terrence here says, "Laurie, stop booking crew,
01:31:14 stop doing advertising promos.
01:31:17 You'll make more money and gain fans quicker.
01:31:20 Also, both of you to save money,
01:31:23 book the second largest arena for TV
01:31:25 and the largest for the pay-per-views.
01:31:27 Advertising promos take popularity.
01:31:30 It's not worth it.
01:31:31 I'm now done."
01:31:32 - I don't agree.
01:31:37 - In my experience playing the game.
01:31:40 - But maybe I'll try it at home.
01:31:41 - You're not willing to try it here though.
01:31:44 - Well, I've got a system and I want to stick to it.
01:31:47 - And Red Claw here says,
01:31:48 and Red Claw here with an absolute classic suggestion,
01:31:55 "Check out some Babymetal,
01:31:57 either Papaya or Gimme Chocolate, Headbanger.
01:32:01 Those are some of my favorites.
01:32:02 Honest opinion appreciated, even if you don't like it."
01:32:05 I haven't listened to Babymetal,
01:32:07 crikey, 10 plus years maybe,
01:32:10 but I did see them at download once
01:32:12 and they were very entertaining.
01:32:14 So yeah, maybe give them a go.
01:32:16 You might have a bit of fun.
01:32:18 Thank you all so much for your roll charts.
01:32:19 You can get them into rustog.com/pfk.
01:32:22 We'll be reading out all of them
01:32:23 before the end of the stream.
01:32:24 Head on over to patreon.com/rustog as well
01:32:27 for bonus content,
01:32:28 including a patron exclusive episode of survival series,
01:32:33 the Thunderdome edition with some special guests.
01:32:35 And next week, myself and Oliver Davis
01:32:37 will be reviewing Starcade 1997.
01:32:41 I finished the edit of the episode yesterday.
01:32:43 It's about three and a half hours long,
01:32:45 which is longer than the pay-per-view itself.
01:32:47 So go ahead to patreon.com to check that out.
01:32:50 Are our players ready?
01:32:52 - Yes. - Yes, sir.
01:32:54 - In which case, over to you.
01:32:57 - Now, I don't know how I feel about the idea
01:33:02 of not booking a crew because it's show quality
01:33:04 and you get your optional bonuses.
01:33:05 And I think those things do help,
01:33:07 but maybe you want to try it.
01:33:10 - I haven't been reading what it says.
01:33:11 I've just been pushing it.
01:33:12 (laughing)
01:33:13 - All right, all right.
01:33:15 Seven minutes on my little clock here.
01:33:19 I'm gonna wait for my colleague to-
01:33:22 - Choose. - Pop off into slumber town.
01:33:25 - All right, we're gonna listen to the Bouncing Souls.
01:33:28 - The Bouncing Souls.
01:33:31 - Okay, are you ready?
01:33:33 In three, wait, wait, wait, two, wait, one, go.
01:33:38 Right, okay.
01:33:41 Jive Owens, things aren't working out.
01:33:42 Why?
01:33:44 Sorry, Jive, not gonna happen.
01:33:46 Bye then.
01:33:46 Oh, for God's sake, Jive Owens.
01:33:49 If your rivalry's not gonna grow
01:33:50 and I'm giving you title shots, that's on you.
01:33:53 I'm really psyched for the PLA.
01:33:54 See, model citizen Bianca Belair.
01:33:57 Much appreciated.
01:33:58 Right, Jive Owens, off he goes.
01:34:00 Didn't like him anyway.
01:34:01 He always lets us down, does Jive.
01:34:03 Off to do a charity show, perhaps.
01:34:05 Devastating.
01:34:06 I'm sure that Cora Jade fights this week.
01:34:08 Okay, what I'm gonna do then in that case
01:34:11 is put Cora Jade in a match with Charlotte Flair
01:34:15 and I'm gonna have Bianca interfere
01:34:19 and hope that that, 'cause I have a season goal, don't I?
01:34:25 Yeah, interference here, I could get health bar.
01:34:28 I don't know that that's gonna come true this time,
01:34:31 but it will help us along the way.
01:34:33 Manage roster.
01:34:37 That's helpful.
01:34:38 Oh, wait.
01:34:39 Tee hee.
01:34:45 That is a random star, the most popular star
01:34:47 off Laurie's show.
01:34:50 Sorry about it.
01:34:55 Our main event of the day will be,
01:34:59 well, actually Austin's still fairly poorly,
01:35:01 so I'll do a call out promo of Bobby Roode onto Austin
01:35:06 to take them up to level three
01:35:08 and our main event of the show.
01:35:10 Yeah.
01:35:18 Yeah, we'll do a fatal four way.
01:35:23 This isn't gonna be a great pay-per-view.
01:35:25 (upbeat music)
01:35:28 Let's see, Bobby Lashley and Kane.
01:35:32 That'll be a main event, or that'll be a...
01:35:38 'Cause that way we can try and boost two rivalries at once.
01:35:41 What else have we got here?
01:35:42 Bruiser, bad guy Bruiser.
01:35:44 We've got a good guy fighter anywhere.
01:35:46 Austin's a good guy fighter.
01:35:48 Take what?
01:35:54 (upbeat music)
01:35:56 See, if I can wrangle it, I would like my next feuds
01:36:00 to be Bobby Roode for the...
01:36:05 Well, Austin and Kevin for the title.
01:36:08 Oh no.
01:36:09 Chive Homes has really done me in there.
01:36:12 Um.
01:36:13 Oh, he's poorly.
01:36:21 (upbeat music)
01:36:24 They're at level four.
01:36:25 Oh my God, what a nightmare.
01:36:27 Right, maybe I'm not gonna do that as a...
01:36:30 Uh, ah, falls count anywhere.
01:36:37 Right, okay.
01:36:39 And then we will take them
01:36:41 and they can have a tables match.
01:36:43 And then here, I'll just book a rando triple threat
01:36:47 for everybody to be happy.
01:36:51 I will have a giant in there and we'll have...
01:36:55 See if LA Knight can get, well, no.
01:36:58 I don't wanna book another...
01:37:06 I don't wanna book another singles match is my problem.
01:37:14 (upbeat music)
01:37:16 Where are we time wise?
01:37:24 Okay, so the reason is I'm trying to be cautious
01:37:26 with the money I'm spending
01:37:27 because I want to be able to buy that next week.
01:37:29 So I don't wanna spend too much on the show
01:37:31 but I want the show to be good.
01:37:33 Backstage crew.
01:37:35 So you're saying I shouldn't bother doing that
01:37:38 because that adds 5% to my show quality.
01:37:41 I suppose that adds 5% to my show quality
01:37:42 but I get an extra boost to that.
01:37:47 The show quality goes up 9%.
01:37:49 Superstars gain morale.
01:37:50 Yeah, I don't think it's worth that.
01:37:53 What can I do to make her happy?
01:37:59 Is it worth, see that's really expensive
01:38:00 but I could raise Sammy George's morale.
01:38:02 I'm really nervous about her leaving me.
01:38:04 No, I can't afford that, can I?
01:38:07 (upbeat music)
01:38:09 And I've got free advertising booking, free spi-
01:38:14 So I can make my show free next week
01:38:16 which will really help me going into the final week.
01:38:19 Okay, maybe then.
01:38:21 That's not too expensive.
01:38:26 That's way more expensive.
01:38:27 No, I didn't wanna do that.
01:38:31 I wanted to do that.
01:38:32 Right, two minutes left.
01:38:36 Will a charity promo make Sammy George happy?
01:38:40 Maybe, she's on the show.
01:38:42 Is that worth it for what I'm gonna get back?
01:38:57 No, I'm trying to save money.
01:38:59 She can have a self promo.
01:39:01 Oh, I don't like it.
01:39:05 Maybe I'll just leave that one blank.
01:39:07 Okay, I wanna make as much money as I can this week
01:39:13 in case I need it for both,
01:39:14 helping Sammy George stay with me.
01:39:17 Everything else there is fine.
01:39:26 She's so angry.
01:39:28 Yeah, okay, that's good.
01:39:29 I get that back against him.
01:39:31 Where are we at?
01:39:32 A minute left, right?
01:39:33 Everybody calm down.
01:39:35 That's gonna grow the rivalry.
01:39:36 That's gonna grow the rivalry.
01:39:37 In theory, this should grow the rivalry,
01:39:39 but it doesn't matter.
01:39:40 It doesn't because they're already at level three.
01:39:41 I can still buy that off the pay-per-view.
01:39:42 There is no rivalry to be had here.
01:39:44 LA Knight might get a bit poorly.
01:39:45 We can deal with that if we need to.
01:39:47 Might that make her happy?
01:39:48 I don't know.
01:39:49 And the main event is a legend.
01:39:55 So we've got that star power.
01:39:56 There's a rivalry going on.
01:39:57 It's against Bobby Lashley.
01:39:58 It's in a "False Count Anywhere" match,
01:39:59 which is one of my seasonal goals.
01:40:04 I think I'm happy with that.
01:40:06 The Owens derby is no longer a factor.
01:40:08 Bam, non-factor.
01:40:09 All right, I'm gonna,
01:40:12 do you know what?
01:40:13 He's been a real dick to me about this.
01:40:15 So I'm gonna finish with time to spare.
01:40:17 How about that?
01:40:18 Confirmed booking.
01:40:20 Why not?
01:40:21 Oh, with time to spare.
01:40:25 Confirmed with time to spare.
01:40:28 - Was it? - Yeah.
01:40:29 - How many seconds?
01:40:30 One? - 27.
01:40:32 - 27 seconds.
01:40:33 At the time, maybe it was 22.
01:40:34 I can't quite remember.
01:40:35 - It's almost like you're getting good at this game.
01:40:37 - Well, it's almost like he's trying harder.
01:40:38 - I've taken you a while.
01:40:40 I will destroy you.
01:40:42 What are you gonna listen to this time, Daniel?
01:40:47 - Dan, may I remind you?
01:40:48 There was actually a recommendation for you
01:40:49 to listen at the start of this episode.
01:40:51 - What is it?
01:40:52 - It was "Another Ghost."
01:40:53 - "Another Ghost?"
01:40:54 - Yes.
01:40:55 - Why can't I not?
01:40:55 Why no one recommended anything to Laurie?
01:40:58 Why can't I just listen to what I want to listen to?
01:40:59 - Well, Laurie can listen to it as well if he wants.
01:41:01 Nah.
01:41:02 - There you go.
01:41:03 - "Another Ghost."
01:41:03 - They know that they can't make me do anything.
01:41:05 - "Another Ghost," it's with zeros for the O's.
01:41:07 - I've spent years crafting this.
01:41:08 - What's the song called?
01:41:09 - As recently, it just says I've recently released it.
01:41:14 A friend of mine recently released a song.
01:41:17 So maybe they've only got the one track on there.
01:41:20 - What's the song called?
01:41:21 - Hold on, I'll get it.
01:41:22 - "All Time Low."
01:41:23 I've got it. - You got it?
01:41:24 - All right.
01:41:25 - Yep, there you go.
01:41:27 - Toodle-oo.
01:41:27 - We're gonna go in three, two, one.
01:41:33 Joel Wheeler.
01:41:34 My contract's up at the end of the week.
01:41:36 In staying, the cost would be 11,000.
01:41:39 Yeah, fine, whatever, man.
01:41:43 It's like you don't cost anything.
01:41:44 Stick around, we might need you.
01:41:46 Hand me a butt.
01:41:47 Finn, do I have to do it immediately?
01:41:54 That's not fair, saying there's no one else on the roster.
01:41:57 You're in a fucking level four feud
01:41:59 with Carmelo Hayes, you prick.
01:42:02 You endless prick.
01:42:03 You've been injured for weeks.
01:42:05 You've only just come back.
01:42:06 You've only, this is week four of TV.
01:42:08 You are.
01:42:10 Oh, you're just gonna have to.
01:42:17 All right, fine, you got ink decrease.
01:42:23 How many matches in a while?
01:42:24 Fans are gonna forget about me.
01:42:25 It's time you woke up and put your back rubber on.
01:42:26 I want a match in the next show.
01:42:28 Does that have to be this week or does it be,
01:42:29 is it the, oh, it doesn't matter, we'll do that.
01:42:34 That's absolutely fine.
01:42:35 The reason you, yeah, you've been ill.
01:42:38 Reduces injury time, hello.
01:42:41 Schedule a run in on one of your,
01:42:43 on your most popular staff.
01:42:45 Oh, God.
01:42:46 Oy, oy vey.
01:42:48 Right, so I have to do a run in on Carmelo Hayes,
01:42:51 who was gonna take the week off
01:42:52 because of Finn Balor being pretty injured.
01:42:55 So it'd have to be a run in on Carmelo Hayes
01:42:57 to get another injury rehab.
01:42:59 I already have, was it injury rehab or health spa?
01:43:03 Oh, that's really good.
01:43:07 That's so annoying, that's so dang annoying.
01:43:10 Right, power cards, anyway.
01:43:11 Yeah, enjoy that, Daniel.
01:43:16 Now, is that worth using in like a duff week or a good week?
01:43:24 Next week is good, cool.
01:43:28 Pre-match physio.
01:43:29 Hey, babe, we'll have that next week as well, that's great.
01:43:34 Okay, here we go, logistics.
01:43:37 Skadoosh, skadoosh.
01:43:40 This guy.
01:43:42 I don't care about, I don't know if I,
01:43:46 book superstars with,
01:43:47 let me start a power game, plus one morale.
01:43:50 Plus 4% show quality,
01:43:51 I don't care about show quality this week
01:43:53 'cause this week's show is called Make Stuff Happen.
01:43:57 This week we're trying to get Mr. Big E
01:44:01 and Jake the Snake to start something.
01:44:04 Yeah, I don't care.
01:44:06 They're not gonna have a match at the pay-per-view.
01:44:08 Big E ends up injured again, that's his own fault.
01:44:11 We're gonna do Ilya versus Drew,
01:44:14 the feud that won't begin in a title match.
01:44:17 So that's gonna go up here.
01:44:19 We're gonna do, what have we got for the,
01:44:24 things I want to grow.
01:44:25 I really need Asker and Baszler to grow, ideally.
01:44:28 Baszler has 45 stamina.
01:44:31 Asker's got 65, so we could easily,
01:44:34 we can run this this week
01:44:39 and we can give Baszler the physio next week
01:44:41 to reduce the injury chance, which I think is good.
01:44:44 I promised Bailey a match.
01:44:46 So Bailey needs to have a match.
01:44:49 You're not gonna have a match
01:44:50 against Trish Stratus, my love.
01:44:51 You're going to go,
01:44:55 probably in a random triple threat at this stage,
01:44:59 realistically.
01:45:00 You're gonna go in a triple threat match
01:45:02 with Raquel Rodriguez.
01:45:05 And we need another baby face, so Katana Chance.
01:45:11 Which means we can then do a call-out promo
01:45:14 of Shotzi calling out Rodriguez,
01:45:17 hopefully growing that feud.
01:45:18 The other ones we need to grow are,
01:45:22 we need to grow Riddle and T-Bar.
01:45:24 So we will have, who's got the worst stamina?
01:45:30 We'll have T-Bar, the workhorse, do the work again.
01:45:34 And we also need to grow Asker and Baszler.
01:45:36 We're hopefully growing Asker and Baszler the title match.
01:45:38 This is just to get, to make Bailey happy.
01:45:42 I think that'll be fine.
01:45:43 We do run the risk of Raquel,
01:45:46 but I think she'll probably be okay.
01:45:48 Everyone else's stamina is mostly fine.
01:45:51 This I just want to grow.
01:45:53 And I think that's it.
01:45:56 I could now try to basically cram in this
01:46:00 and do the run-in on Hayes.
01:46:02 But I don't know whether I want to,
01:46:05 I mean, I could also just rest Ilya,
01:46:06 'cause Ilya's quite bad on stamina.
01:46:08 So I could do Hayes in a match with Drew,
01:46:13 and then have Balla do the run-in.
01:46:20 (footsteps)
01:46:23 Problem is, they're at a level four rivalry,
01:46:25 and I don't want it to go stale.
01:46:28 So I'm not gonna do that.
01:46:30 I'm gonna stick with this.
01:46:31 And we'll just, 'cause Ilya's not gonna,
01:46:35 Ilya is not booked for my pay-per-view currently,
01:46:37 let me tell you that.
01:46:38 So this way, hopefully, all the feuds that we want to grow,
01:46:41 grow ahead of the pay-per-view.
01:46:44 We might as well just do a popularity promo
01:46:49 with somebody.
01:46:50 It's a real shame to lose the injury rehab thing,
01:46:52 but I think we just have to take it on the chin,
01:46:54 realistically.
01:46:57 What do I want to do?
01:46:59 I've been enjoying just the making the money.
01:47:03 So I'm just gonna make money, I think.
01:47:05 And currently, Julius Creed has nothing to do,
01:47:11 so you can do that.
01:47:12 That's all fine for me.
01:47:15 Let's have a little look at the roster.
01:47:17 We've got people.
01:47:19 Oh my God, it's Gunther!
01:47:21 I want Gunther.
01:47:23 I'll get Gunther, right?
01:47:26 I finished the feud with Hayes at the pay-per-view,
01:47:28 and then Hayes and Gunther have a feud.
01:47:30 That's absolutely happening.
01:47:32 You're getting signed, my son.
01:47:34 - Yeah, forgot about this one.
01:47:35 - That's fine, I'm not missing the chance to have Gunther,
01:47:38 'cause I've got things that can extend a contract
01:47:40 with Gunther, and also it's Gunther.
01:47:43 - I really, really want the Christmas.
01:47:47 I really, really want the Christmas.
01:47:48 - Let's have a look.
01:47:51 Do you know what, let's have a look at these things.
01:47:53 What are these?
01:47:55 I've got 38 seconds.
01:47:56 - Well, I really want the Christmas.
01:47:58 - Purchase all the power cards before a show.
01:48:01 Book eight shows with a charity promo.
01:48:07 Okay, well.
01:48:09 - Lol.
01:48:13 (laughing)
01:48:15 - We'll do that then, shall we?
01:48:17 So I think that's a show I'm pretty happy with.
01:48:20 And I think we'll just lock it in,
01:48:24 and we'll see how we're going.
01:48:25 - Really want the Christmas.
01:48:30 - I really want--
01:48:31 - For you, good sir.
01:48:31 - So first of all, shout out to Another Ghost,
01:48:36 whose song was actually quite lovely.
01:48:38 You could tell it was an independent artist
01:48:40 who'd made something and popped it on Spotify,
01:48:41 and I liked it very much.
01:48:42 Well done, you, showing a great deal of potential there.
01:48:45 Then we followed up with Bing Crosby's
01:48:46 "White Christmas", a classic.
01:48:47 Classic.
01:48:48 And then my playlist, my Christmas playlist showed me,
01:48:50 do you remember last stream,
01:48:52 someone said I should listen to Lil Jon's Christmas song,
01:48:54 "All I Really Want for Christmas."
01:48:56 Brackets is everything on my list, baby.
01:48:58 Featuring the Kool-Aid, man.
01:49:00 - Lovely.
01:49:01 - It was a thrill.
01:49:02 I really enjoyed myself very much.
01:49:04 Okay, how was your week?
01:49:05 - Very good, actually.
01:49:06 Like again, another week of,
01:49:09 people were actually available to do stuff.
01:49:13 We're bubbling along.
01:49:15 Like there's definitely,
01:49:16 there's one risk factor on the match this week.
01:49:18 It's Ilya Dragunov, he's got 35 stamina.
01:49:21 - Ooh, that's low.
01:49:21 - That's low, but he's also not in a integral rivalry.
01:49:24 So he is, I'm trying to build something with him.
01:49:28 He's got a rest week next week,
01:49:29 'cause he's not gonna be on the pay-per-view.
01:49:31 So we just, we do this, we see what happens.
01:49:34 See where the land lies.
01:49:35 - Respect.
01:49:36 I have decided to do the Triple H standard
01:49:40 of booking a sort of mid go-home show
01:49:43 and hope that it comes off good at the pay-per-view.
01:49:45 Because Jive Owens tried to,
01:49:47 what was it, shake me down for a little bit of money.
01:49:50 He tried to jive me.
01:49:51 And I said, no.
01:49:52 He was like, things aren't working out.
01:49:54 I'm going and they should pay me 100,000 right now.
01:49:56 - Wow.
01:49:57 - No, ma'am, I can't afford that.
01:49:57 - Even though he's in, so you got rid of him?
01:49:59 - Yeah, I just got rid of him.
01:50:00 - You pinned him off.
01:50:01 He was in the rivalry with Kevin Owens.
01:50:01 Kevin's the champ.
01:50:02 - Yeah, but they'd only grown it one.
01:50:03 They were at level one
01:50:04 and they've been at level one the entire time.
01:50:06 And I was like, well, if you're not gonna pull your way,
01:50:08 I'm not gonna give you 100,000.
01:50:09 - You're just gonna force a different situation.
01:50:10 - So go away.
01:50:11 In the meantime, which means that I have got-
01:50:12 - What are you doing with Owens?
01:50:13 You've not got the North American title on the pay-per-view.
01:50:15 - I've got plans for him in the future.
01:50:17 You just wait.
01:50:18 We've got Bianca and Charlotte.
01:50:20 Charlotte are at three.
01:50:21 - My plans for his future are endeavors.
01:50:22 (laughing)
01:50:23 - I've got, see, the thing is,
01:50:24 I've got a couple of level three rivalries
01:50:25 and I've got a level four tag rivalry,
01:50:27 which I'm nervous about because of Sammy George being angry.
01:50:29 - This is a much better way of marking the rivalries
01:50:32 than I've been doing.
01:50:32 I've just been scribbling out what I wrote previously.
01:50:35 - It turns out a Krispy Kreme wrapper
01:50:36 is actually quite good.
01:50:37 - It's actually really well, I'm gonna have it next time.
01:50:38 - There it is, yeah, I think you should.
01:50:39 - I'm not, I'm gonna do the prep five minutes beforehand.
01:50:41 (laughing)
01:50:42 - Not, instead of during the stream.
01:50:45 Right, so I put Logan and Randy in a tables match.
01:50:47 They've got a little rivalry going.
01:50:48 I'm hoping this is gonna boost them along.
01:50:50 Good guy, bad guy, fighter, fighter.
01:50:51 Randy Orton wins and it doesn't work.
01:50:54 Fine, but here we have Bobby Roode
01:50:56 with the call-out promo that gets them up to a level four.
01:50:59 I'll take that quite nicely, under advisement.
01:51:01 - Wow, that's great.
01:51:02 So your main event and my main event,
01:51:04 probably level four rivalries.
01:51:05 - If we're lucky, if we're lucky.
01:51:07 Cora Jade was my, I need to get her on the card.
01:51:10 That was my GM goal, my conditioning goal.
01:51:13 And I decided to try an interference
01:51:15 on Charlotte Flair from Bianca
01:51:16 to see if that will further their rivalry
01:51:17 to the next level.
01:51:18 - Are they at three currently?
01:51:19 - They're at three at the moment.
01:51:21 So let's see how we do with this.
01:51:23 I imagine Charlotte's gonna get that.
01:51:24 Cora gets the win.
01:51:26 The rivalry grows!
01:51:27 - Ooh, that's good.
01:51:28 - And it's not as, it's about the same
01:51:29 as the tables match, I think, so that's good.
01:51:32 Right, okay, we've got some level fours.
01:51:33 We've got some level fours.
01:51:34 I didn't book a little slot there.
01:51:36 I left it blank because why not?
01:51:37 Little experiment.
01:51:38 Triple threat match of no stakes.
01:51:40 Cruiser and a giant, two good guys and one bad guy.
01:51:42 They probably should get me an okay match,
01:51:44 maybe a moderate match.
01:51:46 Not expecting gangbusters from this.
01:51:49 But then I get to win and start a rivalry with Marseille.
01:51:53 Okay, L-A-K versus Marseille.
01:52:00 Good for you.
01:52:01 Self-promo from Sammy George
01:52:02 in the hope that it makes her feel better.
01:52:04 It did go okay.
01:52:05 - Yeah, but she didn't get any popularity.
01:52:07 - No, but she's been on the show.
01:52:08 - That's nice.
01:52:09 You've been used, Sammy George.
01:52:10 - Good for you.
01:52:11 And it wasn't against Candice LeRae,
01:52:12 which is your big trick.
01:52:13 And then my main event is another level one rivalry.
01:52:18 It's Kane and Bobby Lashley.
01:52:19 It came out of nowhere,
01:52:20 but I've whacked them in a false count anywhere match
01:52:21 'cause they can both handle it.
01:52:22 - Sure.
01:52:23 - So I'm hoping that that will give me a decent quality match
01:52:25 and push their rivalry up.
01:52:26 That's my goal from this.
01:52:27 - You just want it to be better than the last match.
01:52:29 - Just want it to be better than the last one.
01:52:30 Let's see.
01:52:31 Let's see.
01:52:32 And it's great.
01:52:33 And it worked.
01:52:34 That's done me exactly what I needed it to do.
01:52:36 So that's good.
01:52:37 Thank you very much, both of you.
01:52:39 What a decent little show.
01:52:40 - Here we go.
01:52:41 - Okay.
01:52:42 - Right, so we are running the risk with these boys,
01:52:44 but it's Beth-fun, isn't it?
01:52:47 - Yeah, Beth-fun.
01:52:48 See what happens, live on the edge.
01:52:50 Will they start a rivalry?
01:52:52 They've started the rivalry.
01:52:53 - And it was a great match.
01:52:54 - We've done it.
01:52:55 - You idiots.
01:52:56 You idiots.
01:52:57 - You did it, Joe.
01:52:59 - You stupid idiots.
01:53:01 - Why didn't you do that four weeks ago?
01:53:03 You could have been on a level three rivalry by now.
01:53:05 You insufferable twats.
01:53:08 (laughing)
01:53:10 - We've got Shotzi calling out Raquel,
01:53:12 which goes the rivalry to level three,
01:53:14 which is exactly what we wanted ahead of the pay-per-view.
01:53:17 - Ba-bee.
01:53:18 - Three.
01:53:20 We have Jacky Snakey versus Beej.
01:53:24 - These two are in a rivalry.
01:53:25 - These two are in a rivalry.
01:53:26 So this was a case of people needed a rest,
01:53:30 Snake's good.
01:53:31 Level two, there we go.
01:53:33 In a fairly good match, doesn't beat the opener as well,
01:53:35 which is great.
01:53:36 Beej versus Jake, two.
01:53:38 Another call out.
01:53:40 - Doesn't work, Tabar.
01:53:43 - That's like T-Bar's first L.
01:53:46 - That's his first fail, yeah.
01:53:47 - That's his first big L.
01:53:48 - Tabar let you down.
01:53:49 - Then we've got this.
01:53:51 Annoyingly, one of the things was to get Bailey on.
01:53:55 Bailey wanted to be on the show.
01:53:58 So I had to put Bailey in this match.
01:53:59 I booked the triple threat
01:54:00 because they all get lower stamina reduction from that.
01:54:03 - Other stuff going on.
01:54:04 - They've all got other stuff going on.
01:54:05 So I thought this was just a,
01:54:08 we had to have a match with Bailey.
01:54:09 I didn't want Bailey to lose morale.
01:54:10 I already had to piss off Finn Balor this week.
01:54:14 Yeah, well, 'cause Finn Balor,
01:54:15 who's in a level four rivalry, I forget,
01:54:17 turns up and says, "Can I fight someone else?"
01:54:20 And I was like, "Kind of, no."
01:54:22 - If you could just wait until next week,
01:54:24 you would literally have to move on.
01:54:25 I mean, you can always put them in a match.
01:54:27 - Yeah, but- - But it doesn't matter.
01:54:28 - Again, his stamina's bad, so he needs,
01:54:31 they both needed a rest week.
01:54:32 So the other one was,
01:54:33 "Can you schedule a run-in on your most popular star,
01:54:36 who is Carmelo Hayes?"
01:54:38 And it's like, okay, so the week before the pay-per-view,
01:54:40 Balor wants to face someone who isn't his opponent.
01:54:43 And then we have to book a run-in on Carmelo
01:54:45 and just risk them all.
01:54:46 Didn't wanna do that because,
01:54:47 oh, that went really well.
01:54:50 Charity promo from Julius Creed.
01:54:53 And then, 'cause we had this in the main event.
01:54:55 - Yeah.
01:54:56 - What level are these at already?
01:54:59 - These are at two.
01:55:00 - Oh! - So if they go up to three-
01:55:02 - They've done it! - We are quids in.
01:55:04 - It's taken them about four months, but they've done it.
01:55:07 - With including us being out, but this is it.
01:55:09 This is good.
01:55:10 This works out 'cause I've got solutions to base the stamina.
01:55:13 - Look at that show from you.
01:55:14 - Yeah.
01:55:16 There we go.
01:55:17 - Strong week.
01:55:18 Strong week for us both.
01:55:19 All right, all right.
01:55:22 Let's see how we're doing.
01:55:24 Match card quality still at B,
01:55:25 which I'm quite pleased with.
01:55:26 39,000 fans, it's not the worst,
01:55:27 it's also not the best.
01:55:29 Could be.
01:55:29 Crucially, have made a nice, healthy amount of money,
01:55:33 for which I'm very grateful.
01:55:35 Kane is a natural at fours to count anywhere matches.
01:55:38 - Very good.
01:55:39 - Kane equals FC A-tick.
01:55:42 I know what that means.
01:55:46 Did you guys see Bianca jump Charlotte?
01:55:47 Totally uncomfortable.
01:55:48 I agree.
01:55:49 Does anyone care what Sammy George has to say?
01:55:52 The people of Croydon, don't make her walk out on me.
01:55:54 (laughing)
01:55:56 Elliot and I gets payback on Marseille.
01:55:58 Things are heating up.
01:55:59 Okay, that's decent, that's decent.
01:56:01 They've not been very helpful so far.
01:56:03 - No.
01:56:04 - Jive, Jive in and Juke in.
01:56:07 Sorry to be leaving my fans at NXT 2.0 behind,
01:56:09 but some changes are for the best.
01:56:10 You can tell me about it.
01:56:11 All right, so let's see then.
01:56:14 2-2-2-0 is the score to beat.
01:56:18 (shouting)
01:56:23 - What a big win.
01:56:25 - It's all to play for guys.
01:56:31 It's all to play for.
01:56:32 Am I getting really good at this?
01:56:35 Have I accidentally got really good at this?
01:56:37 I think I just have.
01:56:40 Of course, give the assist to Luke Owen in week one.
01:56:43 Sorry I let everyone down says Katana.
01:56:47 Oh, she's really upset.
01:56:47 - Oh, she sucks.
01:56:48 (laughing)
01:56:50 - She's out of here.
01:56:51 The moment she causes trouble, she's gone.
01:56:53 - Is Ilja drowned?
01:56:54 - Your contract is hanging on by a thread.
01:56:55 - Are you giving him time off?
01:56:57 - Who?
01:56:57 - Ilja.
01:56:58 - Ilja, yes, Ilja is now getting time off.
01:57:00 - Ilja can do a call out promo on my pay-per-view.
01:57:05 - All right.
01:57:06 Oh boy.
01:57:08 So I got the special promotion from my commissioning goal.
01:57:10 That's quite nice.
01:57:11 - Very good.
01:57:12 - I've also got a special effect book.
01:57:13 I already had one of those.
01:57:14 Thank you very much.
01:57:16 And I'm still at number one, still top of the pops,
01:57:18 but it is a close one.
01:57:20 Just 20,000 fans in it.
01:57:23 Okay.
01:57:24 It's all to play for in the final week still.
01:57:26 - Back and forth, back and forth.
01:57:28 I'm coming for you.
01:57:29 - Oh God.
01:57:31 - I actually looked at the season goals as well.
01:57:32 - Did you?
01:57:33 - Yeah.
01:57:34 - You actually got ahead?
01:57:35 - One of them, I actually had enough time
01:57:36 to go and look at one thing.
01:57:38 - He's getting smart, guys.
01:57:41 - Do you know what?
01:57:42 Basically, if I don't have a week
01:57:43 where I'm just panic booking matches
01:57:46 because everyone's injured,
01:57:47 there's enough time to look at all the screens.
01:57:49 - That's it, that's it.
01:57:50 - I've had enough time to look at all the screens.
01:57:51 - It really does help.
01:57:52 - It really does.
01:57:53 - It really does.
01:57:54 - On a game that is mostly reading stuff.
01:57:55 Being able to read the stuff is like really,
01:57:58 it turns out it's really useful.
01:57:59 - Yeah.
01:58:00 - Seven minutes is so short.
01:58:02 - Oh God.
01:58:03 - Over to you, Luke.
01:58:04 - Well, as we head into the final week of this stream,
01:58:10 it is basically neck and neck more or less at this point.
01:58:15 That's why I said basically, Dan.
01:58:17 Dan, I'm trying to sell it.
01:58:20 - I'm trying to sell it, buddy.
01:58:23 - It's practically neck and neck
01:58:25 as we head into our final week, the pay-per-view week.
01:58:27 Both of them have got big power cards at play.
01:58:31 Both of them have got lots of grivories going into the show.
01:58:35 This is shaping up to be an epic Summer Slam battle
01:58:39 as NXT 2.0 goes head to head
01:58:42 with NXT in direct booking competition.
01:58:45 We also have the results of the poll and
01:58:50 33% voted for both of you to have power cards.
01:58:55 Which means both of you now have a one minute
01:58:59 time penalty power cards heading into the final show
01:59:03 to play whenever you want.
01:59:05 You don't have to play it now.
01:59:07 You could save it.
01:59:08 You could do whatever you want with it.
01:59:09 It's yours to have,
01:59:10 but you both have a one minute power card to play.
01:59:14 - Okay, good to know.
01:59:15 Good to know.
01:59:16 - There's a lot running on the line.
01:59:17 I hope you enjoyed the music recommendation,
01:59:20 the review there.
01:59:21 Did anyone listen to Baby Metal in that last show?
01:59:24 - No, I'll write that down.
01:59:25 - That's for the next week's booking.
01:59:28 Just as any, well, I'll tell you what,
01:59:29 the recommendations are Gimme Chocolate or Headbanger.
01:59:33 - Gimme Chocolate, that's the first one that pops up.
01:59:37 There you go.
01:59:37 It's not very festive.
01:59:39 - But you eat Quality Street.
01:59:41 - I suppose so, yeah.
01:59:41 - Yeah, a bit of roses.
01:59:43 What do you prefer?
01:59:44 You're a Quality Street or Roses man?
01:59:47 - I think I'm a Roses man.
01:59:49 But I don't, well, I like a green triangle.
01:59:52 - Yeah, strong.
01:59:53 I think I'm more Quality Street than I am Roses these days.
01:59:57 But are our players ready?
01:59:59 - We sure are.
02:00:00 - Hell yeah.
02:00:01 - We are now heading into the final week of this stream.
02:00:06 It is week 20.
02:00:08 It is pay-per-view week.
02:00:11 This is where things are really about to heat up.
02:00:15 Let's take it over to the boys and SummerSlam.
02:00:18 - Okay.
02:00:21 - Here we go.
02:00:21 - Here we go.
02:00:22 Here we go.
02:00:23 You're ready?
02:00:24 - I'm ready.
02:00:25 I'm gonna listen to that song about pressure from Encanto.
02:00:30 - Whenever you whip out the Disney, you do well.
02:00:33 All right.
02:00:35 He's away.
02:00:36 Let me get ahead to my email screen.
02:00:38 Oh, come on.
02:00:42 He's put a double cost on me.
02:00:45 All right then, Alice, are you ready to go?
02:00:47 In three, two, one, go.
02:00:51 Double cost actually isn't the worst thing.
02:00:52 I was worried that he was gonna make it.
02:00:54 I'm talking to Kane a lot lately.
02:00:55 We should team up.
02:00:57 Really?
02:00:58 How happy are you?
02:00:58 Satisfied?
02:00:59 Okay.
02:01:01 Sure.
02:01:02 Let's see.
02:01:03 Okay, so Austin plus Kane tag.
02:01:08 Okay.
02:01:08 Bobby Lashley, I feel like I'm Paul Gaverie.
02:01:09 Whatever my next match is, I want to win.
02:01:11 Okay, well, I can't promise you that.
02:01:12 That's kind of up to you.
02:01:14 Schedule a run in on your most popular star.
02:01:16 That is a good power card.
02:01:17 So first things first, I'm going to buy the big stadium,
02:01:21 but I'm going to book the big stadium
02:01:23 and I'm going to use my free arena booking power card.
02:01:27 I'm also going to use my free advertising
02:01:28 booking power card.
02:01:29 And I'm going to do that.
02:01:35 Let's get some matches on the go.
02:01:38 Main event time.
02:01:39 Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Robert Rude.
02:01:42 How are they both doing?
02:01:43 Well, we'll put them in a tables match
02:01:45 and then we will do who's next.
02:01:49 Bianca Belair and Charlotte Flair in a women's title.
02:01:55 That's far too expensive.
02:01:57 Last man standing, falls can't anywhere.
02:02:01 That's a decent match to have.
02:02:03 And there are enough stamina that it won't wipe them out
02:02:05 ahead of next week.
02:02:07 Power cards.
02:02:11 Any power cards?
02:02:12 Oh, you might help me out.
02:02:13 No, I'll get you.
02:02:16 'Cause that's a good power card to have.
02:02:18 And we'll do the tag team blow off of these guys.
02:02:22 Sammy George came through.
02:02:23 Really appreciate you, Sammy George.
02:02:25 You have no idea.
02:02:26 And I'm gonna, will I leave them as a normal match?
02:02:30 I think I will leave them as a normal match
02:02:32 because I'm going to have
02:02:34 Kane and LA Knight.
02:02:41 Tss.
02:02:42 No.
02:02:46 Kane and Bobby Lashley in a triple threat match with...
02:02:49 No, because I'll tell you what I wanna do.
02:02:55 I'm gonna use my fixed match
02:02:56 and I'm gonna put that so that Bobby Roode
02:03:00 is definitely gonna win
02:03:01 because I want Steve Austin versus Kevin Owens
02:03:03 to be my North American title feud going forward.
02:03:05 And to that end, we're going to do a charity promo
02:03:10 from Kevin Owens to keep him on screen.
02:03:13 We'll have Marseille call out LA Knight.
02:03:23 Not gonna do too well for him.
02:03:25 He's not very good at those.
02:03:26 We'll have Lashley and Kane in a submissions match.
02:03:31 No, we're not, 'cause that's gonna cost me too much money.
02:03:35 So I won't do that.
02:03:37 They can just have a normal match and see what happens.
02:03:40 Um.
02:03:41 What else can I do?
02:03:46 That's another rivalry.
02:03:47 But they're both, they're not doing very well.
02:03:50 I'll just leave them off screen maybe
02:03:54 and have a random match between those two.
02:03:59 I'll just book them in a normal match and hope for the best.
02:04:07 Um.
02:04:08 What have I got here?
02:04:09 Steel cage.
02:04:13 Cost 90,000 pounds.
02:04:18 I can't afford it.
02:04:19 That has really messed me up.
02:04:21 Oh, well.
02:04:22 No, go away.
02:04:23 Xavier, I know how to play!
02:04:25 I know how to play!
02:04:26 Big thumbs.
02:04:30 Three minutes and 20 seconds, right.
02:04:32 Bobby Lashley demanded he win his next match.
02:04:36 That's, I'm gonna have to leave that to him.
02:04:38 Schedule a run in your most popular star.
02:04:40 Available this week for a veto star.
02:04:42 Who is my most popular star?
02:04:45 It's Steve Austin, isn't it?
02:04:46 Or is it Bobby Roode?
02:04:47 Yeah.
02:05:03 I fixed the match so that Bobby Roode will win.
02:05:05 There's no chance.
02:05:06 That's purely so that I can get a really valuable card.
02:05:08 I need that card, let's be honest.
02:05:10 Is that the smartest thing to do?
02:05:13 Book eight shows with interference.
02:05:14 This will help me with that.
02:05:15 So I might get an extra, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:16 I think that's the best thing I can do
02:05:19 because it should not affect the outcome.
02:05:22 I've played my fixed match card on Bobby Roode.
02:05:25 So running on my most popular star,
02:05:28 he's gonna take out the commissioner goal
02:05:34 and that seasonal goal all in one.
02:05:35 I'll get two extra power cards.
02:05:37 That's good.
02:05:38 Two minutes left.
02:05:39 Right, logistics wise,
02:05:40 we're still happy with what we've done.
02:05:41 Everything has a bonus on it.
02:05:42 So that's gonna be a good show.
02:05:43 I think we're gonna do quite well here.
02:05:45 Is it worth me doing free special effects booking
02:05:50 to save myself 10 grand?
02:05:53 I don't know, actually.
02:05:56 No, I'll save that for the week in case I get stuck.
02:06:00 Health spa, I need that for next week.
02:06:03 Real steel, pretty much physio.
02:06:06 Who's not doing too well?
02:06:07 Who could use, yeah, Bobby Lashley
02:06:10 and either of these two.
02:06:11 Whoa, pretty much physio on.
02:06:17 I think Steve's gonna be really upset
02:06:23 because him and Kane are gonna be able to tag together.
02:06:25 But if I use that on Randall Keith,
02:06:28 where's Randy?
02:06:28 There he is.
02:06:29 He won't get injured.
02:06:32 All right, I think I'm kind of done
02:06:34 with a minute to spare.
02:06:35 So let's go through the card.
02:06:37 We have blowing off this rivalry.
02:06:39 A charity from Kevin Owens to get him on TV
02:06:41 because he's got a program for next week.
02:06:45 Bobby Lashley and Kane hopefully will go up
02:06:48 to a level three rivalry that I can blow off next week
02:06:50 or not, I guess we'll see the chips will fall
02:06:53 where they may on Bobby Lashley's health.
02:06:55 That is gonna blow off.
02:06:57 That's gonna do us quite well.
02:06:58 It's a normal match.
02:06:59 I wish it could be something else,
02:07:00 but it's too expensive.
02:07:01 So they're gonna have that.
02:07:03 That's gonna boost them up a rivalry
02:07:04 and hopefully Randy won't get injured.
02:07:06 Call out a promo to keep that going for next week
02:07:08 so that we've got something happening there.
02:07:10 And a main event match of a level four rivalry
02:07:12 between Steve Austin, my most popular star.
02:07:14 So we've got the star power.
02:07:15 We've got the legend star power.
02:07:17 Got the running for the commissioner goal.
02:07:18 We've got the running for the seasonal goal.
02:07:20 I think that is us done.
02:07:22 All the logistics are booked.
02:07:23 Yeah.
02:07:27 Yeah, let's do it.
02:07:29 That sounds good to me.
02:07:30 That sounds good to me.
02:07:33 - Ooh, here we go.
02:07:40 How was it?
02:07:41 - Good.
02:07:42 - Was it expensive?
02:07:43 - Yes.
02:07:44 - Yeah.
02:07:45 - I'm a bit crossy for it.
02:07:46 - A bit expensive was it?
02:07:47 - But don't worry, I've got my own bag.
02:07:49 - Ooh, the most popular superstar in next week's show.
02:07:52 - In this week's show.
02:07:53 - In this week's show, you vetoed Carmelo Hayes.
02:07:56 (laughing)
02:07:57 Interesting.
02:07:58 - Right.
02:08:00 - Interesting, interesting.
02:08:01 - Bye bye.
02:08:02 - You prick.
02:08:03 Carmelo Hayes can't take part in the show this week.
02:08:08 - He didn't get the appointment.
02:08:09 - Yeah, oh yeah.
02:08:10 I was so wrapped up.
02:08:12 Do you know what?
02:08:13 Take two seconds.
02:08:14 - I think that might be another power card.
02:08:15 - He hasn't pressed any buttons yet.
02:08:16 - Hmm.
02:08:17 - Hmm.
02:08:18 - I'm literally reading information
02:08:20 that I already knew about Carmelo Hayes.
02:08:22 - I'm already stopping so you can get it on screen as well.
02:08:25 - Three, two, one, go.
02:08:28 - Bye.
02:08:29 - I'm not writing it.
02:08:30 - Right, here we go.
02:08:32 My friends and family have been waiting so long
02:08:33 to see me compete in Las Vegas.
02:08:35 Can't wait to entertain them tonight.
02:08:36 Later bro.
02:08:37 You're all good Riddle.
02:08:38 You're probably on the show.
02:08:39 Thanks for the title rematch.
02:08:40 You're welcome, Asker.
02:08:41 I'm a little disappointed here, but that's on me.
02:08:45 Great working with you, boss.
02:08:46 Okay.
02:08:47 Do not book your most popular bruiser.
02:08:51 Oh, that's just so annoying though.
02:08:54 New logistics.
02:08:56 Big.
02:08:57 How big?
02:08:59 Jesus Christ.
02:09:00 Too big for me to afford.
02:09:02 We're just gonna buy this.
02:09:05 That's fine.
02:09:05 We're gonna do this.
02:09:07 We're gonna do this.
02:09:09 And we're gonna do this.
02:09:10 Right, logistics is done.
02:09:11 Power cards.
02:09:12 Anything we got?
02:09:14 There can only be one.
02:09:15 Could do a last man standing match.
02:09:18 Could buy that and do a last man standing.
02:09:20 That might be fun.
02:09:21 We're gonna do this.
02:09:22 Use our special promotion.
02:09:24 We're gonna pre-match physio.
02:09:28 We're definitely gonna use it on Baszler.
02:09:30 There was actually a toss up for a bit there,
02:09:31 but I think we'll have to use it on Baszler.
02:09:34 Now, it's interesting,
02:09:38 'cause what I was gonna do originally,
02:09:40 I was gonna have Carmelo Hayes and Finn Balor
02:09:41 pay off their feud,
02:09:42 and then I was gonna have Gunther
02:09:44 do a call-out promo later in the show,
02:09:46 finish it, like, hopefully starting a new feud
02:09:49 for Carmelo Hayes.
02:09:50 But obviously that's so annoying.
02:09:53 That is livid.
02:09:55 I'm actually livid.
02:09:56 Right.
02:09:58 (dramatic music)
02:10:00 We start here.
02:10:01 We'll book that normal for now.
02:10:05 And we will start,
02:10:07 we'll plonk this in, put the title on it.
02:10:10 There we go, middle card.
02:10:13 What's the middle card?
02:10:14 That was gonna be that originally,
02:10:16 which means we might as well have, like,
02:10:18 Raquel and Shotzi in this spot.
02:10:20 We're just gonna plug stuff in,
02:10:22 and then we're gonna come back to
02:10:26 who does the what.
02:10:28 Now the problem is,
02:10:29 do I need to actually use
02:10:30 McIntyre/Dragunov on this show?
02:10:33 Riddle and T-Bar both got good stamina,
02:10:35 so they can go in there
02:10:36 with their level two rivalry.
02:10:38 What else have I got that can fill in space here?
02:10:40 I could just put Beej in against Jake.
02:10:43 That fills out a spot.
02:10:45 Or I could do the level one.
02:10:46 I think doing the level two rivalry makes more sense.
02:10:49 So I could come out of this
02:10:50 with some good results, actually.
02:10:51 And then I've got the men's title match to pay off.
02:10:55 I've got Carmelo and Thingy to pay off next show.
02:10:58 That is frustrating, ultimately,
02:11:02 because it does leave me with a,
02:11:05 like, a complete lack of stuff going on.
02:11:09 Let's have a little look.
02:11:10 Yeah, 'cause we're not gonna feature Ilya either
02:11:14 on the show, so we've only got one title
02:11:16 on the show overall,
02:11:17 but we do have a lot of rivalries.
02:11:19 Done our logistics.
02:11:23 Let's have a look at people
02:11:25 while we're here.
02:11:26 Oh, look, we can get Johnny Gargano back.
02:11:28 (laughs)
02:11:30 Johnny's a specialist.
02:11:31 Who could he go against?
02:11:33 What are we paying off this week?
02:11:34 We are paying off none of the men's ones, though,
02:11:37 so that's a bit of an issue.
02:11:37 We don't really have anything for him to do
02:11:38 if he turns up, so we might as well just wait
02:11:41 and he can come back.
02:11:43 We could get him and turn him, I guess,
02:11:45 is another thing we could do with him,
02:11:48 and have him free to go against somebody else.
02:11:51 I feel like at the moment I'm quite happy with my roster.
02:11:54 I could do with more women, really,
02:11:57 'cause I've just got the same set of feuds
02:12:00 going round in circles,
02:12:02 but at least two of the big ones are paying off
02:12:05 all at the same time,
02:12:05 so let's just make some of these matches more extreme.
02:12:09 So let's go in here and tinker.
02:12:13 Now, I don't want to go...
02:12:16 Branded PLE bonus, plus 50% rivalry chance.
02:12:21 Stamina cost is quite high.
02:12:24 Stamina cost is very high.
02:12:25 I kind of want these guys to come out of this fine,
02:12:30 so maybe extreme rules is the most I can stretch them to.
02:12:36 Shots in Raquel, who I...
02:12:39 Now, Raquel's in danger,
02:12:40 so that's probably nay more than a tables for them, I think.
02:12:45 These two are fine,
02:12:48 so I think they can go a bit more extreme on the old...
02:12:51 I mean, we can get our branded PLE bonus
02:12:53 at that point as well.
02:12:54 Let's put that in a steel cage for now.
02:13:00 For now.
02:13:04 That's just gonna be a regular match.
02:13:06 I don't wanna mess about too much.
02:13:08 Maybe that could be a steel cage.
02:13:09 Let's do some promo stuff.
02:13:13 Who have we got?
02:13:16 We've got you to call out, you.
02:13:18 We're gonna book a charity promo as well,
02:13:19 because we know we need to do those.
02:13:21 Should we just have Gunther do a charity promo?
02:13:24 I assume he's not good at talking.
02:13:27 Bala could do with something to do this week,
02:13:28 so you can do a charity promo.
02:13:30 Then we might as well.
02:13:33 What else are we gonna do?
02:13:34 Gunther should introduce himself to the NXT universe,
02:13:39 so he'll self-promo.
02:13:41 And then, what else have we got?
02:13:44 Got any other things we can call out?
02:13:47 We can try and grow this.
02:13:50 Might as well try and grow this.
02:13:51 Seems wasteful to not use the slots.
02:13:53 So, we've got extreme rules.
02:13:56 Normal, I don't wanna risk that.
02:13:58 I'm gonna risk that, because why not?
02:14:01 I could put a stipulation on this match, actually, as well.
02:14:07 It's the other thing I could do here.
02:14:08 Stamina cost is really high.
02:14:14 T-bar's my workhorse, though,
02:14:16 so I just feel like I could do that
02:14:17 and just risk the stamina for both men.
02:14:20 I think I will.
02:14:21 We'll do a TLC, as well.
02:14:22 I'm spending a lot of dosh on this show,
02:14:26 but also it feels like the time to do it.
02:14:28 What else have we got?
02:14:30 There can only be one.
02:14:31 Run, run, reboot, Last Man Standing.
02:14:33 I could just buy that and do a Last Man Standing,
02:14:35 though, couldn't I?
02:14:36 Ooh, that'd be really silly.
02:14:43 No, I don't wanna do that.
02:14:48 I don't want to.
02:14:49 Right.
02:14:51 Who's my most popular bruiser?
02:14:53 My most popular bruiser is Big E, is he?
02:15:03 Yeah, okay, and he's not booked.
02:15:05 He's booked on the show, that's a shame.
02:15:07 Oh, well, what does this get me?
02:15:08 Double the cost, we've done that already.
02:15:11 I think I'm happy with this show overall.
02:15:13 I'm pretty annoyed about the Hayes and Ballor thing,
02:15:17 but that just means I've got a four-star rivalry
02:15:19 to just pay off on weekly TV if I want to,
02:15:22 which I probably will do on the first show back.
02:15:24 So that's not too bad.
02:15:27 I think I'm okay with that.
02:15:28 Hang on, the title's falling off that.
02:15:32 There we go.
02:15:33 It's 'cause I changed the thing and it doesn't remember.
02:15:38 - So here's the thing about Babymetal.
02:15:43 It sounds like it would be absolutely slamming
02:15:47 on Guitar Hero.
02:15:49 Like, it's like, I think it's K-pop meets metal.
02:15:53 - It's J-pop.
02:15:54 - J-pop meets metal, well, I don't know, you know.
02:15:56 That's a, cancel me, I suppose.
02:15:59 But I liked, enjoyed it.
02:16:01 Babymetal was great, enjoyed it very much.
02:16:02 - Yeah, it was really good.
02:16:03 - It was intense.
02:16:05 - It was intense.
02:16:06 - Good for a run, good to shred on Guitar Hero, I suppose.
02:16:10 Certainly on hard mode.
02:16:12 Speaking of hard mode, how'd you week?
02:16:14 - Yeah, you left me with only one title to have on the show.
02:16:17 Because Ilya's fucked, so he's not gonna be on there.
02:16:21 But I still think I booked a good show.
02:16:22 - Okay.
02:16:23 - So we'll see how it goes.
02:16:24 - I was genuinely, I had so many panic,
02:16:26 I was worried my worst case scenario was gonna be
02:16:28 that you were gonna use a similar card on me
02:16:31 and Sammy George would leave me.
02:16:33 - Sammy George would leave you.
02:16:34 - Yeah, I was afraid, I didn't realize
02:16:37 when I woke up this morning that my biggest fear
02:16:38 would be that Sammy George from Croydon
02:16:40 would walk out on me.
02:16:41 - You should always fear the person from Croydon the most.
02:16:44 - Yeah, well, I mean, now that there's nothing to go for
02:16:46 in the Wikia Center, you know, absolute nightmare.
02:16:49 Just realized it's a pretty samey show,
02:16:51 but I had a very, I had an issue with, again,
02:16:54 people being ill, people being available,
02:16:57 people leaving, people whatever.
02:16:59 So, and then the months. - How were the dollars?
02:17:00 - The months, I couldn't redo. - How were your months?
02:17:02 - I was, well, the thing was, did you buy the stadium?
02:17:05 - No. - You didn't, I did.
02:17:06 - $200,000, I couldn't afford that.
02:17:09 - For five weeks worth.
02:17:10 - I also had a free arena booking.
02:17:12 So I was like, right, I can book it and get it.
02:17:13 And so I did that.
02:17:14 - It was like, that would have been all of my money.
02:17:16 - I could either have dealt with your power card
02:17:19 or had the stadium.
02:17:21 I banked on the stadium.
02:17:22 Will that end up being a mistake?
02:17:24 We'll find out together.
02:17:25 But we're opening the show with a "False God Anywhere" match.
02:17:27 So there's a couple of matches on there
02:17:29 that are, hopefully the drama curve will go.
02:17:31 It's the world title match between Charlotte Flair
02:17:34 and Bianca Belair.
02:17:35 We'll stimulate that, see who comes out on top.
02:17:38 Charlotte wins, lol.
02:17:40 Charlotte wins.
02:17:41 - A legendary rivalry. - A legendary,
02:17:43 legendary five stars.
02:17:45 So gonna write that in my little matrix here
02:17:47 that Charlotte retains her belt.
02:17:49 Charity promo from Kevin Owens.
02:17:52 Ah, only a few fans, could be better.
02:17:56 Kane and Bobby Lashley.
02:17:56 Bobby is low on stamina.
02:17:58 So this could be go very bad for me.
02:18:00 - This could be go very bad.
02:18:01 Will it go be very bad?
02:18:03 - Will it be go be gay very bad?
02:18:04 - Will it be go be gay very bad?
02:18:06 - But they are on a level two rivalry.
02:18:07 I'm hoping it will push them up to three
02:18:08 so that I can blow that off on a roll.
02:18:09 But we'll have to wait and see
02:18:10 whether or not that's physically possible.
02:18:13 Kane wins.
02:18:14 - It's okay.
02:18:15 - Nothing happens and Bobby's fine.
02:18:18 All right, I guess the title match
02:18:20 that we've all been waiting for.
02:18:22 It's a normal match.
02:18:23 - Sammy George.
02:18:24 - Sammy George.
02:18:25 - Go on Sammy.
02:18:26 - Sammy George.
02:18:26 - Go on Sammy.
02:18:28 - Let's see, can she do it?
02:18:30 Can she take it home to Croydon?
02:18:31 No she can't. - Absolutely not.
02:18:32 - No she can't.
02:18:33 - Get on the tram love.
02:18:35 Get back on the tram.
02:18:36 It was amazing.
02:18:38 Bang, happy as a clam.
02:18:40 Thank you very much for that ladies.
02:18:42 Logan and Randy are both pretty poorly,
02:18:44 but again I needed a match on the card
02:18:45 and one that had some stakes.
02:18:46 They wanted to just put something
02:18:47 that was gonna be dull or disappointing on there.
02:18:49 So we've put those two together in a normal match.
02:18:51 See how it works out.
02:18:53 It was okay and nothing happened.
02:18:55 - Very good.
02:18:57 - All right, fine.
02:18:58 - Thank God you're retaining your fans.
02:19:00 - Marseille is calling out.
02:19:05 So let's see, that worked, didn't it?
02:19:07 That went up right?
02:19:07 - Yeah, that went up.
02:19:08 - Fine, fine, we've got that going forward.
02:19:10 LA Knight was poorly, so I couldn't do anything with him.
02:19:12 Now here's an interesting wrinkle.
02:19:14 Get into this.
02:19:15 So my commissioner goal was to book a run-in
02:19:20 on my most popular star, who is Bobby Roode.
02:19:22 I also have a seasonal goal,
02:19:24 which is to book a bunch of interferences.
02:19:26 My theory of the case is,
02:19:28 I've used a power card in the intent
02:19:32 that Bobby Roode retains.
02:19:34 - Yeah.
02:19:34 - Okay, so hopefully, because this is a blow-off rivalry,
02:19:38 this run-in will just be a run-in
02:19:40 and its functionality will be solely
02:19:42 to get me a couple of extra power cards.
02:19:44 - Yeah.
02:19:45 - And it won't have a massive detriment
02:19:46 on the quality of the match.
02:19:47 - Very good.
02:19:48 - We'll see, we'll see.
02:19:49 Pull through for me, guys.
02:19:51 I really believe in the three of you.
02:19:52 Bobby retains.
02:19:53 It's a classic.
02:19:54 - Ooh, that's good.
02:19:55 - But it doesn't blow off the rivalry.
02:19:57 - Ooh, is that because of the run-in?
02:20:00 - The run-in might have affected that.
02:20:02 So that's interesting.
02:20:04 - That is interesting.
02:20:05 - I mean, you've still just got the rivalry, though.
02:20:08 - And I have got a classic match.
02:20:09 - Like, you've still, you've got a classic match
02:20:10 and you've still just got the rivalry sitting there.
02:20:12 Have you found a glitch?
02:20:13 - That is curious.
02:20:18 That is curious.
02:20:19 - You can just spin those wheels for ages now.
02:20:22 - Interesting, interesting.
02:20:25 All right, well, I mean, it was a classic match.
02:20:28 Interesting.
02:20:30 - NXT, baby.
02:20:32 Right, we're struggling here
02:20:33 because of the lack of title matches.
02:20:37 But we have the opener,
02:20:38 Bayley versus Trish Stratus in their four-star rivalry
02:20:41 in a steel cage.
02:20:42 And it's amazing.
02:20:47 And the rivalry's complete.
02:20:48 That's good for me.
02:20:49 I'm happy with that.
02:20:50 We then got a call-out promo,
02:20:52 which does grow the rivalry between Ilya and Drew.
02:20:55 - Now they're cooking with Diesel.
02:20:56 - Yeah, they're finally getting going.
02:20:59 - Where's my notes?
02:21:01 Riddle, Drew, and Ilya.
02:21:03 Here's a two.
02:21:04 I need to get one of these matrixes.
02:21:06 Then we've got T-Bar just propping up the mid-card as usual.
02:21:10 He's having a TLC match against Riddle.
02:21:12 See if the rivalry grows there.
02:21:13 It's a classic.
02:21:18 Does better than the opener.
02:21:22 A four-star rivalry paying off, and that did better.
02:21:25 Still cage matches.
02:21:26 - It's T-Bar, mate.
02:21:27 - T-Bar.
02:21:28 Why good now?
02:21:30 Why good now, T-Bar?
02:21:31 - Dummy.
02:21:32 - Right, here we go.
02:21:33 Rodriguez versus Shotzi.
02:21:34 They're doing a tables match because of Rodriguez
02:21:36 being a little bit close to being injured,
02:21:38 but if it happens, it happens.
02:21:40 She gets the win.
02:21:42 - But at what cost?
02:21:43 At no cost.
02:21:43 - At no cost.
02:21:44 - An amazing match.
02:21:45 - And the rivalry's complete.
02:21:46 Katana Chance and Ilya Sky grow their rivalry.
02:21:50 - Yeah, good for them.
02:21:51 - So that just continues to bubble away for no reason.
02:21:55 It's just a thing we're doing.
02:21:56 We're gonna stimulate this one.
02:21:57 This is, again, Big E's in the danger zone,
02:21:59 so it's just normal.
02:22:00 I don't want Big E back on the show.
02:22:02 He's been back for a month.
02:22:03 I gave him, he lost the title on his return,
02:22:06 and then he's done nothing.
02:22:07 - Well, he's got a little match here, hasn't he?
02:22:08 And he's gonna injure him.
02:22:10 Here's the question.
02:22:11 Jake gets the win.
02:22:13 And it's only good.
02:22:14 That's fine.
02:22:15 That means that continues.
02:22:16 Gunther arrived.
02:22:17 - Oh!
02:22:18 - So you missed the--
02:22:19 - What?
02:22:19 - So you missed the, what I was gonna do with Gunther
02:22:23 was I was originally going to have my opener
02:22:25 be Hayes versus Baller to blow off the rivalry,
02:22:28 and then Gunther immediately steps into the void
02:22:30 to call out Hayes.
02:22:31 - Oh, God, and it would have gone so well for you
02:22:32 because look at that promo.
02:22:33 - Yeah, so Gunther's just boosted popularity by five.
02:22:37 I mean, we'll be blowing off that promo next week
02:22:41 when we return, and then we'll just do the same thing.
02:22:43 So we've got until the next pay-per-view with Gunther,
02:22:45 I think, because I've also got a contract negotiation card,
02:22:48 so I can use that.
02:22:48 - This is gonna be a fascinatingly close one.
02:22:49 - And then this, the three-star extreme rules match rivalry
02:22:53 for the women's title.
02:22:55 Basel had got a rub down,
02:22:57 so hopefully she doesn't get injured.
02:22:58 (laughing)
02:22:59 - I think she'll be fine.
02:23:00 You've had a good run.
02:23:02 She wins the belt.
02:23:04 It's a classic.
02:23:04 The rivalry is finally complete.
02:23:07 - There we go, baby!
02:23:09 - Amazing booking.
02:23:11 Thank you so much.
02:23:11 - Now, the drama curve is quite annoying.
02:23:12 - Yours, however, begins with a poor opening.
02:23:15 - Yeah.
02:23:15 - So I wonder whether or not the poor opening that you have
02:23:19 and the lack of rivalry-gumb-le-tion,
02:23:21 grivalry-rum-ple-tion, will balance out.
02:23:24 - True.
02:23:25 - 'Cause we've had a very similar show elsewhere.
02:23:26 Well, I say that.
02:23:28 My two matches here.
02:23:30 (exhaling)
02:23:34 It's gonna be a close one.
02:23:35 - You know what I think?
02:23:36 We get to follow.
02:23:38 Is it 'cause you guys are more popular than the same?
02:23:40 - It could be.
02:23:41 - The same popularity might not be up to you.
02:23:43 - Maybe.
02:23:44 - So your popularity's high, your performance is high.
02:23:47 Popular, yeah, I mean, I suppose that's what it is.
02:23:49 - Your popularity's like slightly lower, yeah.
02:23:52 - Yeah, that's literally it.
02:23:53 - It's just T-Bar is fucking popular.
02:23:54 T-Bar's like super popular.
02:23:56 T-Bar just carried that whole mat.
02:23:57 All right, so we just know to put T-Bar in everything.
02:23:59 - T-Bar in everything.
02:24:00 - T-Bar is a man.
02:24:01 T-Bar is an opener or a main eventer only.
02:24:03 We know stuff now.
02:24:04 - Isn't T-Bar a giant?
02:24:05 - Yeah.
02:24:06 - So why do you need Gunther?
02:24:08 - Because I've already done T-Bar versus Hayes, so.
02:24:11 - Samey, samey.
02:24:12 All right then, let's see the effects.
02:24:14 - I think it was more for my enjoyment
02:24:16 than it was for the audience's.
02:24:18 That's a huge amount of fans.
02:24:19 - It's a big number of fans
02:24:20 and it's crucially a big number of monies,
02:24:22 but it's not as big as I hoped that it would be.
02:24:27 It's not as big as last time when I got 200.
02:24:29 But then again, I did play a network special card.
02:24:31 Bianca Bella learns about consequences,
02:24:32 rivalry between LeRae, Jade, finally got settled.
02:24:36 Did you guys see Mustafa Ali jump Robbie Roode?
02:24:39 Yeah, well, it didn't help anything.
02:24:40 Roode's winning streak continues.
02:24:41 Who can end the run?
02:24:43 Queen's Lena Gold.
02:24:44 Robbed.
02:24:45 Okay, fine.
02:24:48 Here we go.
02:24:49 Hold your breath, everybody.
02:24:51 2367 is the number to beat.
02:24:53 Can he do it?
02:24:55 2367!
02:24:58 (laughing)
02:25:01 I don't remember what my-
02:25:02 (laughing)
02:25:04 What were the other three numbers?
02:25:05 - I don't know!
02:25:06 I think I'm winning!
02:25:08 - Those are really high three numbers.
02:25:10 959, those are big three numbers.
02:25:12 - Oh my God.
02:25:14 - This might be hundreds of fans.
02:25:16 - Oh Jesus Christ.
02:25:18 - Oh shit, Laurie.
02:25:19 I was losing my shit, man.
02:25:20 - Yeah.
02:25:21 - Shayna Baszler has a really great feel
02:25:23 for Extreme Rules matches.
02:25:24 You can write that one down.
02:25:25 Can't believe I just lost money on Raquel
02:25:27 breaking that losing streak.
02:25:28 Feels like it's Katana Mania at NXT right now.
02:25:30 Wonder how long that'll last.
02:25:32 - I lost five grand.
02:25:34 - You lost five grand?
02:25:35 - But my total budget remains-
02:25:36 - Pretty high!
02:25:37 - 300,000, which is more than I had starting this go round.
02:25:39 So like, I'm fine with that.
02:25:41 - Good God.
02:25:43 - We spent where we needed to spend on the pay-per-view.
02:25:46 - Well, let's see how we did with the power cards
02:25:49 and then we'll see where we've ended up.
02:25:51 This is unreal.
02:25:53 I cannot believe this.
02:25:54 And so I got a Veto star from my commissioner goal.
02:25:57 I also got a health spa for me
02:25:59 to beat the seasonal challenges.
02:26:00 - I might not get anything.
02:26:02 - Yeah, baby!
02:26:03 - There are literally 308 fans in this.
02:26:09 308 fans.
02:26:12 - I love this game.
02:26:15 I hate this game.
02:26:17 Oh my God, I just booked an amazing show.
02:26:19 An amazing show.
02:26:22 - Yes!
02:26:23 - And he had a poor opening.
02:26:25 - I had a brilliant show, Dan.
02:26:28 I had a brilliant show.
02:26:29 We built it up to it all month.
02:26:31 Incredible.
02:26:34 Incredible.
02:26:35 - It's all to play for.
02:26:37 - I can gold all the way, baby.
02:26:38 - Oh my God.
02:26:39 I don't know how this is gonna end.
02:26:43 The Monday Night War has never been this close.
02:26:46 The Monday Night War at this stage
02:26:47 is usually an insurmountable goal
02:26:49 for Luke Owen to try and get.
02:26:50 - I think it could have been this good from the beginning.
02:26:52 - I know.
02:26:53 It could have been.
02:26:54 - Yeah.
02:26:54 - I've gotta pull my finger out.
02:26:56 Cut to me for the remainder of the new year
02:26:59 doing as much like-
02:27:01 - Yeah, you're just gonna math it out.
02:27:02 - Oh yeah, you just wait.
02:27:05 I need to win this.
02:27:06 I need to win this.
02:27:07 - Luke?
02:27:09 - Over to you, Luke.
02:27:12 - Last time I said, "Wow, it's basically neck and neck."
02:27:17 It is legit now.
02:27:18 Neck and neck.
02:27:20 308 fans is all that separates out these two.
02:27:25 What would have happened if Dan had played his card
02:27:28 that retained the fans?
02:27:29 We don't know.
02:27:30 But what we do know for certain
02:27:32 is that Blake and Gold is number one again.
02:27:36 Laurie has won three of the four streams
02:27:39 that we have done, but it's not over yet.
02:27:41 We've got one more stream to do
02:27:44 and it's happening next month, January, 2024.
02:27:48 Keep an eye on our social medias
02:27:50 for the exact date that it is going to happen.
02:27:52 But January, 2024 will be the final episode
02:27:57 of the Wednesday Night War.
02:28:00 Someone in the chat there has pointed out that Dan,
02:28:02 once again, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
02:28:05 (Dan laughing)
02:28:06 Incredible scenes.
02:28:09 What could have happened
02:28:10 if Laurie just switched those two matches around?
02:28:12 If he'd have relied on T-Bar in the opener?
02:28:15 - Should always trust my T-Bar.
02:28:16 - Always trust in T-Bar.
02:28:18 It is gonna be a hell of a show.
02:28:20 Thank you all so much for joining us today.
02:28:22 One final check, but we have read out all of our Ultra Chats,
02:28:25 which means it is time to say goodbye.
02:28:28 We'll be back next month with the final episode
02:28:31 of the Wednesday Night War,
02:28:32 the winner of which will be joining the crew,
02:28:36 will be joining the Monday Night Raw team for season four.
02:28:41 It's gonna be a spicy one, ladies and gentlemen.
02:28:43 I've been Luke Owen, DAD,
02:28:45 not representing Monday Night Raw.
02:28:47 I've been joined today by Dan Layton,
02:28:49 representing Wednesday Night NXT 2.0,
02:28:52 and Laurie Blake, representing Wednesday Night NXT.
02:28:55 We'll see you next month.
02:28:57 Jam that jam.
02:28:58 - Jam it. - Jam that jam.
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