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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:05 Friends, people come to you to talk about their experiences.
00:09 They say that they are experienced and they should vote for them.
00:12 But remember that you have to think about what is the experience of.
00:16 Is it of progress or of downfall?
00:18 It is the experience of progress and downfall.
00:20 And the same person has come to you again.
00:23 So what do you have to do about such an experience?
00:24 Experience is very important.
00:27 Bruce Lee used to say that he is not afraid of a person
00:30 who knows how to hit a ball in 5000 ways.
00:33 He is afraid of a person who has practiced 5000 ways of hitting a ball.
00:38 Remember that practice is very important.
00:40 But think about what practice is.
00:43 These are the people who are coming to us from day one
00:46 and saying that they have a lot of experience.
00:47 But look at them and do something special for them.
00:52 When they were alone, they used to read the newspapers of that time.
00:57 We have a very short term memory. We forget.
01:00 When you read those newspapers, you will be stunned
01:02 that when these people were sitting on the throne,
01:06 what were they doing and how much you were fed up with them.
01:09 Now they will come again and talk to you about their experience.
01:11 But you have to tell them that we don't want experienced people.
01:15 This time we want volunteers.
01:17 We want people who don't progress themselves.
01:20 We want Pakistan to progress.
01:22 When these people came to this country for the first time,
01:25 they had nothing. But they have progressed a lot.
01:28 They have progressed a lot and Pakistan has gone far behind.
01:30 So remember, this time we don't want experienced people.
01:33 We want volunteers.
01:34 Voting is very useful.
01:36 Only give it to useful people.
01:38 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:40 Today we will take you to the police station
01:43 and meet SHO Asim.
01:45 - Mr. Amrajit. - Yes, sir.
01:49 Thank you very much.
01:49 Son, you know what?
01:51 Stand outside.
01:52 - Let him go. - Who is he? What happened?
01:54 Sir, there was a robbery at a store yesterday.
01:56 Oh, a robbery in your area?
01:58 - It was a robbery of Rs. 300,000. - Okay.
02:00 - He was bathing in it. - Okay.
02:02 I did all the investigation.
02:04 - I didn't find any evidence against him. - Okay.
02:06 - Nor any witness. - Mr. Asim, I am surprised
02:08 that a robbery took place in your area.
02:10 Sir, look, he is a very well-mannered person.
02:14 - Yes. - But how do I know that I will let him go?
02:16 I think so.
02:18 I told you that I didn't find any evidence.
02:21 Sir, he looks so innocent.
02:23 If he looks innocent, he shouldn't be released.
02:25 You know, it's been two days since the police came.
02:29 - Yes. - I am very worried.
02:30 - Oh. - This is my area.
02:32 - Right. - I will let you go if you want to.
02:36 Look, you have completed your investigation.
02:38 So, when are you coming?
02:39 What is the reason? Why should I come?
02:41 I have cooked so much mutton.
02:44 But, Mr. Asim, there was a robbery in your area.
02:47 You have a stain on your face.
02:48 Shift to the police station.
02:50 Because I am a robber now.
02:51 - Look, Mr. Asim, your clean slate.. - Right.
02:56 ..has never been a crime in your area.
02:58 There were small incidents.
03:00 But, sir, it's not a big robbery.
03:03 But what will happen to his credit if he doesn't catch anyone?
03:06 Very good. What will happen to his credit if he doesn't catch anyone?
03:09 - Yes. - I have brought him.
03:11 I didn't leave him in the lock-up.
03:13 But he is not the real culprit.
03:15 I am doing an investigation.
03:17 But he was a robber.
03:18 Once he loses his reputation, it's very difficult.
03:19 Very difficult. Look, what a name he had.
03:22 - Asim. - Asim.
03:23 He was a honest man.
03:24 He was a good man.
03:26 - He was a good man. - Hello, brother.
03:30 Why are you talking about my past?
03:32 My past has been stained.
03:33 - He lost his reputation. - I am in trouble.
03:36 I have a sprain on my forehead.
03:38 You should be morally prepared to remove this uniform.
03:42 Absolutely. Because the trunk I wear in my room
03:45 has become a mule.
03:46 I feel like transferring the money after this stain.
03:54 - You want to transfer? - Yes, sir.
03:57 The police station is in Gandhanwala.
03:58 They won't transfer you there.
04:00 Sir, there is no police station there.
04:01 They are calling you to make a police station there.
04:04 Sir, I don't want to go there.
04:06 Have you gone mad?
04:07 - When you go there and become a police station. - Yes.
04:10 Your picture will be written on the wall.
04:13 Bani, this is Gandhanwala police station.
04:15 Sir, I have made a police station there.
04:18 Why will I go there?
04:20 You are not in your senses.
04:22 You are thinking about a lot of things.
04:23 I will keep a horse there or a big stick.
04:26 I don't know.
04:27 Son, we go to our raid set for the Jalsa.
04:32 - Yes. - The big ones are there.
04:35 - Yes. - You just have to sit there.
04:39 By God's grace, you will get a stick there.
04:42 By the way, you will get a good environment outside the house.
04:47 You are with me.
04:48 I will transfer you there.
04:54 Sir, I don't want to transfer there.
04:57 - Why? - Because the drunkards..
04:59 ..sit on the pole there.
05:01 - Okay. - Sir, the people who are not interested..
05:03 - Who are not interested? - The drunkards sit there.
05:07 - Really? - Yes. - They get up from the bank and sit there?
05:10 Sir, they are not interested.
05:14 - They are not interested. - I am telling you. They are not interested.
05:17 - Yes. - So, they sit there.
05:19 Before that, they sit on the manager's seat.
05:22 Sir, Farid also sits there.
05:25 - Yes. - He also drinks that juice.
05:27 He drinks that juice. What should I tell you?
05:28 So, you think he drinks without apple?
05:31 Now he drinks that juice. He drinks that juice.
05:35 Which juice is that?
05:38 - Sir, the racket is very good. - Very good.
05:40 No, this racket is for the drunkards.
05:43 Sir, it is very cold.
05:47 I will get you a blanket.
05:48 I have talked to you for so long.
05:49 How long will you stop me from leaving this kid?
05:51 Why don't you leave him?
05:52 Sir, you and Mr. Arun are discussing.
05:54 That's why I didn't come.
05:56 Sir, you should consult me.
05:58 Why are you leaving him?
05:59 You know, I don't consult you.
06:02 I don't find such boys every day.
06:05 Sir, I am not saying that.
06:07 I think this boy has hit me.
06:09 - Mr. Jai, on your engagement.. - Yes.
06:11 ..I want to introduce you to our constable.
06:16 I will present you in the court.
06:19 You will be my life.
06:21 Call me there, Mr. Jai.
06:24 If you get into a fight with him, where will I go?
06:26 Sir, I think you should leave this boy and go to the back.
06:32 I think you will regret leaving this boy.
06:34 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you very much.
06:37 Sir, I am leaving. Thank you very much.
06:38 Listen, listen, Chiku.
06:40 You are leaving.
06:41 She is going to sing in the police station.
06:44 I am trying to express myself.
06:48 - Sir, thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
06:50 - Greetings. - Greetings.
06:53 - How are you? - Greetings.
06:55 - Greetings. - Thank God.
06:56 Sir, I came to you because of this boy.
06:59 God will bless you with our prayers.
07:02 Thank you.
07:03 - Sir, you didn't understand. - Yes.
07:06 I was saying that you have brought the wrong boy.
07:09 I am not going to read the wrong thing that I have read.
07:12 Mr. Asim, you are not understanding.
07:14 Okay, this boy came to get you released from here.
07:18 - Yes, I am leaving. - Who is he? Introduce him.
07:21 I am Sir Halka N. Sadasi.
07:23 I am the MPA of Ashraf Bajri.
07:25 - So you are hopeful. - Yes, I am hopeful.
07:27 - Okay, so you are free. - Yes, I am free.
07:29 - But you are not free. - Why?
07:32 You are a slave.
07:34 - Sir, please. - I would have released him before you.
07:37 You would have found out that Ashraf Bajri is coming.
07:40 - Sir, please order tea. - Okay.
07:43 Yes, sir.
07:44 Sir, give me the order for tea.
07:45 - I will understand. - Sir.
07:48 Sir, you will give the order for tea.
07:50 The police station is dirty.
07:57 The police station is dirty.
07:59 The police station is dirty.
08:02 And the one who is holding the stick..
08:06 ..has opened the police station.
08:08 Was the police station working or you two were doing it together?
08:12 No, we came early in the morning and opened the police station.
08:15 - Okay. - He opens it like this.
08:18 He opens the police station.
08:19 - Sir, please make him sit. - Sit.
08:22 - Come, sir. - Sit.
08:23 Come here.
08:24 You were saying that there must be some mistake.
08:26 - What mistake? - Sir, the mistake is..
08:29 ..that the child lost Rs. 3 lakhs after eating the pistachio.
08:32 What is this?
08:34 This is a part of youth.
08:35 - This child? - Yes.
08:37 The boy told me that the pistachio was empty.
08:39 There were no bullets in it.
08:40 - Sir. - Mr. Sanju.
08:42 I am sorry.
08:43 I am helpless because I don't have hatred.
08:47 If you come out of the police station and give the child inside..
08:52 Sir, I will go. What will the child do?
08:56 Sir, do me a favour.
08:58 - Take the child and give him inside. - Okay.
09:00 You can put a brick in the police station.
09:03 Sir, inside.. Mr. Asim.
09:06 Sir, Ashraf Bajriyala is here.
09:09 - Sir, I will go. - Sir, I will tell you.
09:11 Go inside.
09:12 Sir, you don't have to worry.
09:14 The child is yours. I will give him inside.
09:17 - Sir. - You get the bail done by tomorrow morning.
09:19 I won't keep the child inside.
09:21 - You will be absolutely fine. - I will see.
09:24 - Go. - I will see.
09:25 - Don't worry. - Yes.
09:27 - I will give him a bed. - Okay.
09:29 He will get tea, bread, cigarettes.
09:31 - Okay. - I will keep him here like your son-in-law.
09:33 For whom?
09:34 - Sir, it's not like that. - I will give him.
09:39 Oh, no.
09:41 No, sir. If you feel bad about it, I am sorry.
09:43 Leave the child on personal bail.
09:45 I can't face him if he takes me to the bathroom.
09:47 I don't know if I will leave him or not.
09:50 Why can't you face me?
09:53 It will be a blessing in disguise for you
09:55 if you don't face me.
09:57 It's not just for him.
10:00 It's a blessing in disguise for the entire area.
10:01 - This police station.. - Yes.
10:03 If you go out of the station, go to the corner of the street.
10:06 - Yes. - There are bearded men here.
10:08 - Yes. - If you dress like this,
10:11 you won't even know that you have a beard
10:13 or if you are a Russian cat.
10:14 Okay, I know what's going on.
10:16 Forget it. Why do you want to face me?
10:19 - Mr. Aishwarya. - Yes.
10:20 If you promise me that you won't face me,
10:27 I will leave the child.
10:30 What is this?
10:33 How can I face him?
10:34 I can't face him.
10:36 Are you Ilyas's son?
10:39 Yes, I am Ilyas's son.
10:40 - What? - Yes.
10:41 He is a robber and a fool.
10:44 - What? - He is sitting here.
10:45 - Jitendra. - Yes, sir.
10:49 - Bring Ilyas's son here. - Okay.
10:51 Bring your father's son here.
10:53 - Sir. - Hurry up.
10:54 - Mr. Asim, what are you doing? - Just a minute.
10:56 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
10:57 Come on.
10:59 Sir, you didn't even consult me.
11:01 I am here because of the relationship.
11:04 Mr. Asim, I don't understand.
11:08 Should I make him sit here or make him leave?
11:11 But Mr. Asim, the important thing here is
11:14 why didn't he object?
11:16 Sir, why didn't you object?
11:18 That I am not him, or yes, or what?
11:20 The key to the delegate. What do you mean?
11:23 He has arrested you.
11:26 Don't you have any objection?
11:28 - What? - He has arrested you.
11:32 Yes, he has arrested me. Why should I have any objection?
11:34 If he doesn't have any objection,
11:38 then he has brought a boy.
11:40 Please, he knows. Please.
11:42 - Mr. Ashraf. - Yes.
11:44 If he knows, then bring him.
11:46 - What is his name? - Chajju.
11:47 - What? - Chajju.
11:49 He is so cute, not a single person can be called Chajju.
11:52 Chajju, don't call him by his name.
11:54 Chajju, do you want to go with uncle?
11:57 My son, Chajju, will you go?
12:00 - Mr. Asim. - Yes.
12:02 Give him chocolate.
12:03 Chajju, do you want to eat churis?
12:05 Come, sir. Come. Look, he has arrested Chajju.
12:09 Look, Chajju, he has arrested him.
12:11 - Look. - Greetings.
12:12 - Greetings. - Greetings.
12:14 - Come, Chajju. - Hello, brother.
12:17 We are not strangers. Who is responsible if we run away?
12:19 - Yes. - Don't do this, Chajju.
12:22 You might not recognize me.
12:24 If I don't recognize you, then I will cut you.
12:26 Mr. Asim, remember the time.
12:28 Remember, when we were building your house.
12:31 If God had not blessed you, you would have been bald.
12:35 - Babar Simha. - Yes.
12:39 - Babar Simha. Ashraf Bajri. - Yes.
12:43 You are Suhail Chatterjee, right?
12:45 Your brother is the M.P.A. of this area.
12:49 You are standing against Ashraf.
12:51 - Sir, first I request you. - Yes.
12:53 You are respectable people.
12:55 - Hey. - Yes.
12:56 Take this chair and keep it in front of you.
12:58 Hurry up. Hurry up.
13:00 Look, it is unfortunate that one of them will become a member of parliament.
13:05 And they have come to pressurize the SHO.
13:07 - True. - And this is how our politics works.
13:10 Look, our politics has not always worked like this.
13:14 Our politics has always had such demands from the politicians
13:18 that a person like you or a decent person
13:21 cannot come forward.
13:22 A decent person cannot come forward because he cannot pressurize the SHO.
13:26 - That's right. - He cannot stand against falsehood.
13:29 He will support the truth.
13:30 If you support the truth, then people will not have such demands from you.
13:33 - Absolutely. - People will not want that from you.
13:35 People want these things.
13:36 So, people will come forward.
13:37 Look, you have put a filter.
13:39 You must have seen the water filter that is installed in houses.
13:42 A filter is installed in that filter
13:44 that if you want it to stop the salinity, it will stop it.
13:47 - Yes. - If you want it to stop the sand, it will stop it.
13:51 You want such people. This is your demand.
13:53 Look, if any bad thing is being sold in the market,
13:56 then it is being sold because someone is buying it.
13:58 I am sorry, but your story is long.
14:00 You should inform your family.
14:01 Mr. Babbar, by the way, won't we be insulted?
14:06 It's okay. If four people insult you,
14:08 then the entire community will respect you.
14:10 The way you are saying it, they must be scared.
14:14 They must not respect you.
14:15 Sir, they respect me. Why should I be scared?
14:17 They are all old. They have done all the work.
14:19 They are bringing in all the new people.
14:21 Won't they respect me?
14:22 You are still hopeful and you are bringing in new people.
14:24 Sir, this is our approach.
14:27 - Okay. - The way your people are standing behind me,
14:29 it seems like I am the one who is being pushed.
14:31 Mr. Asim, you are not understanding.
14:33 If you don't leave them,
14:35 then you won't stay in our area.
14:36 If I don't stay, then it is the responsibility of the police station.
14:39 Tell me, what benefit will the SHO get?
14:43 Why won't they get any benefit?
14:45 It is time for me to become an MPA.
14:47 The SHO will get eight flowers.
14:49 It's not our fault.
14:50 Leave us alone. We will get 14 flowers.
14:53 They have put so many flowers.
14:55 Are you going to make white clothes?
14:56 How can they put so many flowers?
15:02 - Oh, God. - How can they put 14 flowers?
15:04 Thank you. You have a big moustache.
15:07 Asim, tell me straight.
15:10 Are you going to release the guy or not?
15:12 - I won't release him. - You won't release him.
15:14 I am going to release the guy.
15:16 I am going to release the guy.
15:17 You are going to make me cry.
15:19 I am going to make you cry.
15:20 This is your father's police station.
15:22 - Hello. - This is your father's police station.
15:24 Let me take the other gun from the police station.
15:27 If you don't come inside these police stations, I won't change my name.
15:31 We will take the guy.
15:34 You will take him.
15:35 I won't give him.
15:39 You are not speaking your manners.
15:41 Yes, that's right.
15:42 Tell me something, Mr. Asim.
15:43 I am sitting in the front. You have to sit in the middle.
15:45 Please.
15:46 - Anyway.. - Are you going to release the guy or take the milk?
15:48 We will sit in the front.
15:50 Mr. Asim, talk about justice.
15:53 If he is inside, how can he be just?
15:56 The guy who was driving the car is outside.
15:58 - What? - Who was driving the car?
16:01 - Is he your boss? - No.
16:02 Come in front.
16:04 Come here.
16:05 Why were you driving the car?
16:08 - Yes, sir. - Come inside.
16:10 Sir, I am not breathing.
16:12 - Are you breathing? - Yes.
16:13 Come inside. I will make you cry.
16:15 You idiot. Come inside.
16:19 - Mr. Asim.. - Open it yourself.
16:20 Don't act innocent. Come inside.
16:22 - Mr. Asim. - Close the police station.
16:25 This is not justice.
16:26 The guy who was driving the car is inside.
16:28 The guy who had a pistol is outside.
16:31 - Yes. - Look.
16:32 - Come forward. - Yes, sir.
16:35 - Was the pistol with you? - Yes, it was with me.
16:37 Go inside peacefully.
16:38 Sir, I have a gun lesson.
16:40 - With you? - Yes.
16:42 Yes.
16:43 Go inside. Open the door.
16:45 And open the coat button. Come on.
16:47 - This is not right, Ashraf. - What is not right?
16:50 The guy who was driving the car is outside.
16:51 And the guy who was driving the car is inside.
16:53 Sir, look carefully.
16:55 - Who was driving the car? - Him.
16:57 Come here.
17:00 - Yes. - Come here.
17:01 - Yes. - Look.
17:02 - You were driving the car. - Sir, I have a lesson.
17:06 Go inside.
17:08 Come inside with your help.
17:11 This is not justice.
17:13 Mr. Asim, this is not justice.
17:15 The guy who was driving the car is inside.
17:17 And the guy who lost Rs. 3 lakhs in the account is outside.
17:20 I have lost Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
17:22 - What? - Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
17:24 I have lost Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
17:25 - 1.5 lakhs. - I see.
17:27 You have been paid for the robbery.
17:31 - Yes. - You have been paid for it.
17:33 - Yes. - Open the door.
17:35 - Both of you. - Stand up.
17:36 - Asim, this is not right. - Stand up.
17:38 - We will see you. - You are not doing the right thing.
17:39 You don't know us.
17:41 You are Asim.
17:42 - You are a big S.H.O and a big coward. - Come on.
17:45 - Look at him. - Yes, sir.
17:48 This was a good robbery.
17:50 What is your role?
17:52 Sir, I was just dancing in the middle of the road
17:55 for the sake of this robbery.
17:57 - Which songs? - "My heart is beating fast."
17:59 "My heart is restless."
18:00 "The funeral of love is going on."
18:03 - Chita. - Yes, sir.
18:04 - Let him go. - Why?
18:07 - I am not letting him go. - Then?
18:09 He has to go because of the choice of the song.
18:12 I will go to the court and say
18:15 either he should be punished or I should take off my uniform.
18:18 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a short break.
18:23 We will meet again after the break.
18:25 - Sir, I am feeling sleepy. - Yes.
18:27 Sir, I am feeling sleepy.
18:29 Take him here. I am feeling sleepy.
18:33 What did you do with the money?
18:37 - Okay. - I took it.
18:40 (audience laughing)
18:43 ♪ Oh, she's all in your ♪