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THE KING OF BLOODY FOOKIN’ BRITAIN Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: In the gritty streets of London, Roger Sykes and his ragtag gang, known as "Her Majesty's Misfits," pull off a daring heist, making off with a legendary cargo of the elusive drug, Malagasy Cocaine. Their bold move propels them into a high-stakes game of survival as they scramble to offload the precious contraband, setting the stage for a relentless and chaotic battle for their lives.

Directed by Derek Evans and Julio Mario Barriga
Starring Derek Evans, Michael Shooner, Kasey O'Barr.
Transcript
00:00 Um, next we have Roger. Roger, why don't you come up here and tell us what you want to be when you're older?
00:06 Mum had always told me...
00:13 You can be whatever you want to be, love.
00:16 When I grow up, I want to be the king.
00:19 The name's Sykes. Roger fucking Sykes. This dump is where I live, and this here is my girlfriend Trish.
00:28 I'm not a whore! Are you fucking insane?!
00:31 And it just so happens that I'm on the glorious Virgin Mike, in a reputation for myself.
00:35 Get back here!
00:36 Word on the street was that Mr Clarence was moving a special shipment of coke from London to Liverpool.
00:44 81 kilos of the rarest cheng on fucking earth.
00:48 Virgin Mary's fucking tits.
00:57 Who likes to party? We like to party. Who got narcotics? We got narcotics.
01:04 Who likes to party? We got narcotics. Who likes to party? We like to party.
01:11 Now I wasn't there when they told him his priceless drugs were stolen, but I can imagine he said something like this.
01:18 What?! Stolen?! I want you to find these fucking ingrates and bring them to me!
01:25 You know how you drop six motherfuckers?
01:28 Six god... damn... bullets.
01:35 So this is what you're gonna do?
01:39 You're gonna tell your friends, if you have 'em, that Her Majesty's misfits are here and here to stay.
01:48 This is war!
01:54 The End
01:59 Thanks for watching!