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00:29 >> Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
00:32 >> Back, back, back.
00:33 >> For Super Wild Card Weekend.
00:36 And we've got a nice combo today.
00:39 We've got Ashley.
00:41 >> Yes.
00:41 >> On weather, which will be very important
00:43 for Super Wild Card Weekend.
00:45 We have Megan making money.
00:46 >> Megan.
00:47 >> That's Megan.
00:48 >> Megan.
00:49 >> There was a snowstorm in Chicago,
00:50 so Tommy couldn't make it.
00:51 We have Stu Finer, your source.
00:52 >> Hello, everyone.
00:53 I'm giving you Wild Card winners.
00:55 I'm not shorting you like the last five years.
00:58 Ready, roll, ready, roll, ready, roll.
01:00 >> And we have the return of Jersey Jerry.
01:03 >> J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J.
01:06 >> Of Jersey Jerry.
01:07 One game suspension.
01:09 >> One week suspension.
01:10 >> One week suspension for not taking the show seriously.
01:15 Since then, Jerry has had the highest of highs.
01:18 He went viral, outstreamed with millions of views.
01:22 >> Hundreds of millions.
01:23 >> Made a hole in one to the lowest of lows.
01:25 TJ Watt out for the playoffs.
01:28 >> Not out for the playoffs.
01:29 >> JJ.
01:29 >> Out for a game.
01:30 >> Are you sure about that?
01:32 >> Positive about that.
01:33 >> Okay.
01:33 >> He's got to win a game or two.
01:34 >> Got to win a game or two.
01:35 And JJ on the DL shoulder.
01:40 >> DL?
01:41 IL?
01:41 >> Well, no, because remember they did, that's Jerry Biden.
01:46 Okay, IL.
01:47 No, no, no, IL, you're right.
01:48 Lib Jerry.
01:49 >> Why is that Lib?
01:50 What's D?
01:51 >> They stopped doing DL because it was disabled list, and
01:53 they're like, that's bad for disabled people.
01:56 >> So then they went injury list, but you love that.
01:58 You love policing.
01:59 >> I don't, no I don't.
02:00 >> Yeah, you do.
02:00 >> I'm on the DL.
02:01 >> Okay, he's on the DL.
02:03 He's on the DL.
02:04 >> You ever have some DSLs?
02:06 >> Dick sucking lips.
02:07 >> The best.
02:08 >> Okay.
02:10 Now, Jerry, people are saying, they're calling him Jerry Smollett.
02:13 >> Smollett, yeah.
02:14 >> Smollett.
02:14 Did he fake this injury?
02:17 >> Yeah, faked it.
02:19 Come on, stop, Dan.
02:20 Please.
02:21 Come on, dude, stop fucking around.
02:22 >> But should we see?
02:23 >> No, come on.
02:25 I wanna say this, though.
02:26 It felt like last week missing the show made me think about a lot of things.
02:31 >> Yeah.
02:32 >> And I just, you ever have that?
02:33 Not FOMO, but it's like, what's it saying?
02:36 When you got a good thing, don't let it get away.
02:39 What's it saying?
02:40 >> You don't know what you got till it's gone.
02:43 >> Exactly.
02:44 >> Tread trough, no, fuck, Joan Rivers?
02:50 P Paradise?
02:51 >> She died, didn't she?
02:51 >> Who the fuck?
02:52 >> Plastic surgery.
02:53 >> No.
02:54 >> Yes.
02:55 >> Yes.
02:55 >> Yes.
02:56 >> You were right, Jerry Sharp.
02:58 Joan Rivers died, plastic surgery.
03:00 >> But it was wrong, that wasn't plastic surgery.
03:02 You know what happened, right?
03:03 >> What, COVID?
03:04 >> The Obamas got her.
03:06 >> Jerry's back.
03:07 >> You hear about Michelle?
03:09 >> What happened?
03:10 >> She's got a penis.
03:12 >> Obviously, it's Michael.
03:13 >> [LAUGH] Jerry's reading it all.
03:16 Okay, pick show.
03:18 Stu, how we feeling?
03:19 >> Feeling phenomenal, feeling great.
03:21 I'm gonna have a ton of wins.
03:22 Let me ask you something.
03:22 >> Yeah.
03:24 >> How do you feel about a squirter?
03:26 >> Can I be honest?
03:29 >> No, no, listen, there's only honesty here.
03:31 >> I never had one.
03:32 >> [LAUGH]
03:34 >> I never had one.
03:36 >> What the fuck?
03:37 What the fuck?
03:37 >> I never had one.
03:38 >> What do you mean? >> Stu, what is that question?
03:39 >> You never went down on someone and
03:41 they were a squirter, or
03:42 when you were having sex, a squirter?
03:43 >> Never had one.
03:44 >> You've never had a squirter?
03:45 >> No.
03:46 You have?
03:47 [MUSIC]
03:57 >> [LAUGH]
04:01 >> All right, pick show.
04:02 >> I come too quick.
04:03 Nobody squirts.
04:04 They don't even come.
04:05 Shout out, Sandy, I love you.
04:07 Thank God for vibrators.
04:09 That's all I gotta say.
04:10 Thank God for vibrators.
04:11 >> Pick show.
04:12 This is an important show.
04:14 We gotta get this right for the people.
04:16 >> Yes.
04:16 >> It is Barstool Sports Advisors.
04:18 >> Yes. >> Super wild card weekend.
04:20 Let's get into it.
04:22 >> I have one thing to say.
04:24 >> If it's a perverted thought- >> No, that's not me.
04:28 That's not how I roll.
04:29 >> We never do perverted thoughts.
04:30 >> You put the ball on the tee and I had to hit that one.
04:32 >> No, no, no, no one brought up squirting.
04:35 No one said anything about squirting.
04:36 >> Every man thinks about- >> No one, no, I actually don't.
04:39 >> Yes, you do.
04:40 >> You know what?
04:41 I don't know the difference between squirting pee.
04:43 They look the same to me.
04:44 I never got into that.
04:46 >> It smells different.
04:47 >> No, you don't know.
04:48 >> I do know.
04:48 >> You never had it.
04:50 >> Well, I'm married.
04:50 I can't, I gotta play the game here.
04:53 I'm not a rat.
04:54 I don't talk what I do.
04:55 My sex life is my sex life.
04:57 Shout out Sandy, it's only you.
04:58 >> Shout out Sandy, Hall of Fame squirter, obviously.
05:01 >> He tank, went with a walk with JJ Watt.
05:05 >> Yes.
05:06 >> JJ says hello.
05:07 >> Tell him I said hello.
05:08 >> First of all, he loves you.
05:10 Second of all, he thinks what you did is phenomenal.
05:12 >> Yeah. >> And third of all,
05:13 his brother loves you to death.
05:16 >> He does. >> The whole Steeler team,
05:18 the whole NFL, and he will go out to dinner with you.
05:21 >> I can't wait.
05:21 >> And he will pick up the tab.
05:23 >> You think he will?
05:24 >> I asked that direct question.
05:25 I go, who picks up the tab?
05:26 >> You gotta pick up the tab, Jerry.
05:27 >> Out of respect, you gotta pick up the tab.
05:30 >> I wanna be there, I'll pick up the tab.
05:31 >> And then fucking fuck them over and just find the waiter,
05:35 give him the credit card.
05:36 >> Yes. >> No, no, I'll pick up the tab.
05:38 >> It's on me.
05:38 >> I'll pick up the tab.
05:39 >> Who's gonna do the dinner?
05:41 >> I wanna sit in the background.
05:42 >> Yeah, you can sit in the background.
05:42 >> Like everyone's guest, like I just show up at things.
05:44 >> You'll sit in the background.
05:45 >> Yeah, you're like, I didn't ask Stew to show up, but he did.
05:47 >> Yeah, you'll just sit in the background.
05:49 >> Exactly.
05:50 >> Yeah.
05:51 >> I like that. >> Literally.
05:51 >> Don't say anything. >> What he does on the NFL show.
05:53 >> Yeah.
05:54 >> I like it.
05:55 >> That felt hurtful.
05:55 Okay, games, let's get into it.
05:58 >> Let's go.
05:58 >> Saturday afternoon.
06:00 >> Wild card, wild card, NFL wild card.
06:04 >> Watch your tongue, it's super wild card.
06:06 >> Why is it super?
06:07 >> Because there's six games.
06:08 >> My God, you're right.
06:09 >> Super wild card weekend.
06:11 Get it right.
06:12 >> Get it right.
06:13 >> Super wild card weekend.
06:14 >> I stand corrected, super wild card weekend.
06:17 >> Super wild card weekend.
06:18 >> Yes. >> Browns and Texans.
06:20 Texans or Browns are minus two and a half.
06:23 Road favorites over under right now is 44 and a half.
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07:09 Jerry, we wanna send you some more stuff.
07:10 We love what you got going on.
07:11 >> Listen, people, this weather is coming, so Muck Boots, you gotta wear them.
07:15 If you're in Buffalo, if you're in Kansas City, weather, Muck Boots.
07:20 Ashley, Houston.
07:21 >> Yeah, Houston is gonna have themselves some partly cloudy skies and 60 degrees.
07:28 >> What are you guys laughing about?
07:29 >> Nothing.
07:30 >> What are you guys laughing about?
07:33 >> I wore the Muck Boots when I did the walk with JJ and Frank.
07:37 We walked nine miles, and let me tell you something.
07:40 >> Holy shit.
07:41 >> My feet. >> JJ walked nine miles?
07:43 >> No, no, no, me and Tank walked with JJ three miles, and
07:47 then we got lost in Central Park.
07:50 And we were like, it was like a movie.
07:52 We couldn't figure out which way to go.
07:54 We walked nine miles that day.
07:55 >> Love it, love it, okay.
07:56 >> Yes.
07:57 >> I wanna stat from Megan.
07:58 Megan, stat, I know you do your research.
08:01 Good job last week, except for the Jaguars pick.
08:03 That was trash.
08:04 >> That was awful, that was awful.
08:05 Sorry about that one.
08:06 But the Browns are 8-0 on the road this season with a, sorry.
08:11 The Browns overs are 8-0 this season.
08:13 >> Yes. >> With an average of 54 points per game.
08:16 >> I love that stat.
08:18 Browns defense on the road, not so great.
08:20 >> No, give up a lot of points.
08:21 >> I'm gonna take the over 44 and a half.
08:23 I'm also gonna take, nope, I'm gonna pick myself one pick, one pick, one pick.
08:27 Jerry. >> Okay.
08:28 Listen, CJ Stroud, hell of a year.
08:32 Hell of a year.
08:33 >> Is he playing?
08:34 >> Yeah, he's playing.
08:35 Hell of a year.
08:35 >> He is back, I know he's back.
08:36 >> No, no, no, you're back.
08:38 >> Yeah, of course. >> That was the CJ Stroud thing,
08:39 was the reason why you got suspended.
08:41 >> Mr. Dell was a big loss.
08:42 >> Yes.
08:43 >> Mr. Dell was a huge loss.
08:44 >> What's his first name?
08:45 >> Tank. >> Yeah, you knew that.
08:46 >> Come on.
08:47 >> I think that's what's gonna come back to bite them in this game.
08:49 >> Yeah? >> Is not having that other guy out
08:51 there to stretch the defense.
08:54 I wanted Texans to win this game.
08:55 I just think the Browns D is too good.
08:58 I think they're gonna slow CJ Stroud down, confuse him.
09:01 I'm gonna go with the Browns, minus two and a half.
09:03 I'm gonna add the Browns to my card, Stu.
09:06 >> I mean, the line is telling you that number five seed Browns are favored in
09:11 the number four seed Texans.
09:12 That normally would be a lay in the playoffs, you would lay that type of number.
09:16 I think I'm gonna shock the world here.
09:19 >> Wow. >> Yeah?
09:21 >> It is the playoffs.
09:22 It is the Super Wild Card.
09:24 And things get very tight.
09:26 And every play is scrutinized.
09:28 And every play is life or death.
09:30 I think that this game is going under.
09:32 I think the Browns defense on the road will show up.
09:37 Texans, no.
09:38 They have to literally shut out the- >> [INAUDIBLE]
09:42 >> I think under is a great play.
09:44 I'm going under, under, under, under, under.
09:47 >> You're going against me and Megan.
09:50 >> Definitively, yes.
09:52 >> That's fine.
09:53 That's fine, cuz we have another game that we maybe get on the same page Saturday
09:57 night, tune into our stream, by the way.
10:00 Frank the Tank and Nikki Smokes.
10:01 >> Be great. >> Wow.
10:02 >> Be great.
10:03 >> I told Nikki Smokes, there is angles that Nikki Smokes can play, okay?
10:07 >> What are those?
10:08 >> Well, he could either be- >> How many angles you can play around Frank?
10:10 >> Well, no, he could either be- >> Anybody get that?
10:12 >> Was that a fat joke?
10:15 >> No, no, that was not a fat joke.
10:16 Go ahead.
10:16 >> [LAUGH] >> That fat joke.
10:19 He's lost a lot of weight.
10:21 >> Yeah, he did.
10:22 >> You know, he's gotta be supportive.
10:24 >> It's a miss, it's a miss.
10:25 >> Okay, that's fine.
10:26 No, no, that's fine. >> You missed, you gotta shoot.
10:28 You gotta shoot.
10:28 >> Shoot is shoot.
10:29 You gotta shoot.
10:32 >> He has angles.
10:33 He could either try to be one with Frank.
10:36 >> Mm-hm.
10:37 >> I don't like that.
10:38 >> He could out negative Frank.
10:41 >> Not possible.
10:42 >> But here's the angle I'm hoping he does.
10:44 I said, listen, I believe- >> That's thick.
10:47 >> I believe in jinxes.
10:50 I do believe in jinxes.
10:51 I think there is such a thing as jinx, especially in gambling.
10:53 But there is a certain people in the world, Henry Lockwood being one of them,
10:57 scumbag, who don't believe in jinxes.
10:59 Who don't believe that anything that you say affects the game.
11:02 If Nicky Smokes wants to, he could just go full jinx and be like, Frank,
11:06 none of this affects the game.
11:07 >> Yeah.
11:09 >> Bring a champagne bottle.
11:10 >> Yeah.
11:11 >> Cigar.
11:12 >> Dolphins go up seven nothing.
11:13 He says game over.
11:15 >> Lighten it up.
11:15 >> Yeah.
11:16 >> It might be, he might, Frank might fly.
11:19 >> Yeah, I know.
11:19 >> [LAUGH]
11:20 >> There are angles.
11:21 >> It might be a bad thing.
11:22 >> There are angles, so tune in, tune in.
11:23 All right, this game, Chiefs are minus four, overrunners 44 and a half.
11:27 This game starts with the weather.
11:29 Megan, or sorry, Ashley, the weather starts with you.
11:32 We need to know the weather cuz it's very important in this game.
11:35 >> Uh-huh, get a load of this.
11:37 It's gonna be five degrees.
11:39 >> Mm.
11:40 >> And it's a little cloudy.
11:41 >> Five degrees?
11:43 >> Mm-hm, five of them.
11:44 >> Look, Missouri's cold.
11:45 >> Yeah, it's cold.
11:46 >> No, that's fucking cold.
11:47 >> And you got the candy ass dolphins going to five degrees.
11:52 Wow, okay.
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12:31 Wood stat, Megan.
12:33 >> The wood stat is the under has gone 15 and
12:36 2 in the last 17 games the Chiefs have played at home.
12:41 And it's hit seven straight.
12:43 >> Wow. >> My God.
12:44 >> My God.
12:45 >> Stealing money.
12:46 >> My God.
12:47 >> Stealing money.
12:48 >> My God.
12:49 >> That's drunk.
12:51 >> Stu.
12:52 >> I'm gonna take that stat and say fuck you.
12:54 >> Okay.
12:55 >> Suck my cock, all you squirters out there.
12:57 Going under.
13:01 >> Wait. >> No!
13:02 No!
13:03 >> You thought I was, I'm going over.
13:08 I think there'll be points scored.
13:09 This might be over at the half.
13:11 You say Stu, how is that even possible?
13:15 Watch the game!
13:16 Going over.
13:17 I think the over's, I think offense all day.
13:21 >> All day.
13:21 >> All day. >> All day.
13:23 >> All day.
13:24 >> Offense, offense, offense.
13:26 >> Jerry.
13:27 >> In this type of spot, I would have took the Chiefs if it was at about three.
13:33 Four is too much.
13:34 I think McDaniel's gonna bounce, this team's gonna bounce back.
13:36 >> Okay. >> I know they've looked fraudulent and
13:38 whatnot.
13:39 Missing some guys on defense, Bradley Chubb.
13:42 >> Andrew Van Ginkle.
13:43 >> Van Ginkle's out now.
13:44 >> From?
13:44 >> Iowa.
13:46 Wisconsin, I'm sorry.
13:47 >> Nice job, Jay.
13:48 >> Nice recovery.
13:48 >> Nice recovery.
13:49 >> Recover that.
13:50 >> Very impressive.
13:52 >> The Chiefs, they're not the same Chiefs.
13:53 >> I agree.
13:54 >> Offense isn't the same.
13:55 The defense is pretty damn good, but that offense, I don't know.
13:58 I think Mike McDaniel's gonna outsmart Andy Reid here.
14:02 >> Okay. >> I'm gonna go with the Dolphins,
14:03 plus the four.
14:04 >> You're going with the Dolphins.
14:05 I have something special for this game for the folks at home.
14:07 >> Ooh.
14:08 >> It's my Super Wild Card prop of the year.
14:11 >> My, of the year?
14:13 >> Of the year.
14:13 Well, it's Super Wild Card prop of the year.
14:15 So there's only one Super Wild Card weekend.
14:17 So really, I can only do it this weekend, but I'm doing it.
14:20 >> 2024 or 2023 or both?
14:22 >> The 2023 season.
14:23 >> Got you.
14:23 >> The 2024 playoffs.
14:25 >> Okay.
14:26 >> You ready for it?
14:27 >> I'm not, no.
14:28 >> There's a certain guy on this anytime touchdown scorer list.
14:34 He might be distracted this year.
14:37 He's got a podcast.
14:39 He's got a new girlfriend.
14:41 He looks old.
14:44 But guess what?
14:45 He's still good.
14:46 >> Still good.
14:47 Still good.
14:47 >> He's good. >> And that number right next to it,
14:49 Travis Kelsey plus 120, anytime touchdown scorer.
14:53 That's the Super Wild Card prop of the year.
14:55 Right there, boys.
14:56 >> I like it. >> Dolphins don't do good covering the tight end.
14:59 Travis Kelsey, when you get into these tight playoff games, you go to Mr.
15:04 Reliable.
15:05 He's gonna have his legs with him.
15:07 Had a week off, didn't play last week when they went out to the West Coast and
15:11 played the Chargers.
15:12 He's ready.
15:13 >> Yeah. >> He's ready.
15:14 >> Yeah, and I don't wanna speculate anything, but are the rumors true?
15:19 Not Travis Kelsey, but- >> What?
15:21 >> When you start to have intercourse very often, do you lose some-
15:25 >> Yeah, you lose your legs, yeah.
15:27 You lose your legs.
15:28 >> I'm not saying it was him, but- >> Yeah, is that why you're low T?
15:30 >> I don't really fuck.
15:34 >> You make love?
15:35 >> Make love.
15:35 >> Yeah, you make love.
15:37 >> He got boxed.
15:39 >> God, God.
15:41 >> Sorry.
15:42 >> I got a Woody.
15:43 >> [LAUGH] >> Just thinking about it.
15:45 >> You gotta make love if you're gonna keep playing Call of Duty at all hours
15:48 a night with Ravioli.
15:49 >> I've been low on Call of Duty.
15:50 I haven't really been in.
15:51 No, I've been out.
15:52 Ravioli's back in the Air Force, Navy, sorry, Navy, I apologize.
15:56 >> There's no way this guy's in the Navy.
15:57 >> Yes, he is.
15:58 He's on a ship.
15:59 >> He just, he was like, I'm done playing with Jerry.
16:02 I'm gonna tell him I'm in the Navy.
16:03 I'm out of here.
16:03 >> No, he told me he's Navy for his Navy plate.
16:06 >> Yeah, you got catfished, bro.
16:07 >> I got catfished?
16:08 >> Yeah. >> Where's my phone?
16:08 >> Let me ask you a question, Jerry.
16:11 What, you're gonna show me a text of him saying I'm in the Navy?
16:14 >> Yeah.
16:15 >> Okay, yeah, great.
16:16 >> He's on, look, it'll say I'm on the ship.
16:18 >> I'm on the ship.
16:20 >> Okay.
16:21 >> What does that say?
16:24 Those hands to hold the controller?
16:26 The return tonight?
16:27 >> Do me a favor real quick.
16:29 Text me real quick.
16:30 Text me, text me, text me.
16:31 >> Text him?
16:32 >> Text me, text me.
16:33 Text me real quick.
16:34 Just say, where are you?
16:35 >> Okay.
16:37 >> Where are you?
16:38 That's my super wild card prop of the year though, by the way.
16:40 Travis Kelsey, anytime touchdown sports.
16:42 >> Let's go, Travis.
16:43 >> It will happen, it will happen, it will happen.
16:47 >> Like it. >> I like it, Dan.
16:48 Positive vibes, I like it.
16:50 >> Yeah, right?
16:51 >> Of course.
16:52 >> Bill's deep out there.
16:55 >> Oh.
16:56 >> You texted me back?
16:57 >> Yeah, I just texted you back.
16:58 >> Wait, did you say you were in the mood?
17:00 >> No, I'm just from the aircraft destroyer about to drone to the office.
17:03 >> Yeah, see how easy that is?
17:04 That was so easy.
17:06 >> Nice.
17:06 >> He ain't gonna lie.
17:07 >> Okay, all right.
17:07 >> Well, there you got catfish by Ravioli.
17:09 >> Let me see if Megan can catch.
17:10 >> Megan can catch.
17:13 >> Nice. >> Megan can catch.
17:13 Megan can catch.
17:14 All right, before we take a break, we have one more game.
17:17 We're gonna get to Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
17:21 This is a big one, boys.
17:24 >> Huge.
17:25 >> 3 and 0.
17:25 >> Steelers at Dills.
17:28 Pittsburgh Steelers made it to the playoffs.
17:30 The Pittsburgh Steelers are 10 point underdogs.
17:32 The over under is 36 and a half.
17:34 We have to start with weather again because guess what?
17:37 This is gonna be a weather game.
17:38 So let's hear it, Ashley.
17:40 >> So in Buffalo, it's gonna be 32 degrees with some windy air flow.
17:45 >> How much wind?
17:46 >> 52 miles an hour.
17:47 >> It's pretty significant.
17:48 >> 52? >> Could get gusts up to 52.
17:49 >> 52 miles an hour?
17:52 Ashley, thank you so much.
17:54 Great job with the weather.
17:55 Megan.
17:56 >> All right, QBs starting their first playoff game against ones with experience
18:01 have gone 22 and 38 ATS since 02.
18:05 And Mike Tomlin is 2 and 5 as a double digit dog ATS.
18:11 >> I like that stat.
18:12 All right, Stu, why don't we get out of the way for Jerry?
18:15 Cuz this is his game.
18:16 So give me your pick and I'll do my pick and then we'll let Jerry talk about this.
18:21 >> Megan's 3 and 0 so far, catching.
18:23 She has fabulous hands.
18:24 4 and 0.
18:27 5 and 0.
18:34 >> Wow.
18:34 >> I'm in love.
18:36 >> Careful.
18:38 >> No, no.
18:39 >> Number two.
18:40 >> Sandy knows I love her.
18:41 Unconditional, Sandy knows.
18:43 >> Number two.
18:43 >> If Sandy checks out, she knows what's happening.
18:45 >> Who's number one?
18:46 >> Daniela.
18:48 Which I spoke to in Florida.
18:49 I think she's at Dave's house hanging out, living large.
18:52 And she said, I love you, thank you.
18:54 I said, you're welcome.
18:56 >> Okay.
18:57 >> I think it's gonna be a really tough game.
18:59 And I think again, it's not gonna be a blowout like people think.
19:03 But what you will say is this could be nothing, nothing at the half.
19:07 So if it's nothing, nothing at the half, I think we have to go under.
19:11 >> Yeah. >> And we go under hard here.
19:12 >> Yeah.
19:13 >> Not light, not medium, fucking hard.
19:15 >> Yes, I'm with you, Stu.
19:16 >> Like you would something new, something strange,
19:19 something you've been coveted.
19:20 Hard.
19:21 >> We concur.
19:23 I'm going under, cuz guess what?
19:24 I think the Steelers can stay in this game a little bit running the ball.
19:29 I don't think they can throw the ball.
19:30 >> No. >> With the conditions,
19:32 with the Bills defense.
19:33 I think the Bills also will run the ball.
19:35 I think it's gonna be a lot of running.
19:37 I like the under as well.
19:38 I like the under as well.
19:39 Also, I do have another stream update.
19:43 I'll be watching this game with my friend right here, Jersey Jerry.
19:45 I'll be rooting for the Bills.
19:46 I have them 35 to 1 to win the Super Bowl.
19:48 >> Gotcha, yeah.
19:49 Listen, money's more important than friendships.
19:53 Just how it is sometimes, how the crooked cookie crumbles.
19:56 >> If you pay me out for the Bills winning the Super Bowl,
19:58 I will root for the Steelers.
19:59 >> I can't, I can't.
20:00 It's too big of a payout.
20:01 I don't got the money.
20:03 It's too big.
20:03 Listen, you gotta root for your bets, I get that.
20:06 >> You could just do the loan payments.
20:08 >> No, no.
20:08 >> You had a thousand, yeah, just pay it.
20:11 >> Paid, done.
20:11 >> Jerry, all you gotta do is pay me $1,000 every single week for
20:14 the next 350 weeks.
20:16 >> No, it's over, no.
20:17 >> That would be paying off.
20:18 >> Root for the Bills.
20:19 >> Okay.
20:19 >> You guys aren't thinking about something here, well, especially Dan.
20:23 There's a guy on defense, his name is Rasul Douglas.
20:28 He's out.
20:28 >> No, he's not.
20:29 >> Very doubtful to play.
20:30 >> No, he's not.
20:31 >> Doubtful to play.
20:31 >> He said he wanted to go back into the game.
20:33 >> No, he's doubtful to play.
20:33 >> In Miami.
20:34 Can we get a check on that?
20:35 >> Doubtful to play.
20:35 I'll bring it up right now.
20:37 >> Get a check on that for me, Jack.
20:38 >> Doubtful to play.
20:39 >> Okay.
20:39 You're not gonna be able to throw the ball in this game, it doesn't matter.
20:43 >> It does matter, it does matter.
20:44 Cuz how does Josh Allen beat you?
20:47 Beaches with those deep balls, those deep balls down the field.
20:50 Gabe Davis not there.
20:51 Rasul Douglas, yes.
20:53 Even if he was healthy, right?
20:54 Wasn't guarding George Pickens.
20:56 But he's not a good tackler as well.
20:57 You've seen that in green bay.
20:59 Anyway, Steelers are disrespected here.
21:01 Ten points is ridiculous in a playoff game.
21:04 Steelers have shown all year they can keep games tight.
21:07 They play good defense, bend, don't break type of defense.
21:10 TJ Watt being out, I'm not worried about it.
21:13 Cuz there's a guy behind him, Nick Herbig.
21:15 >> Where'd he go to school?
21:15 >> Wisconsin.
21:16 >> Bully.
21:17 I mean, he's really good.
21:18 Every game he's been in this year, he's impacted the game.
21:20 Ten points is just too much in this type of game.
21:22 Shitty weather, gusts of wind.
21:24 I love the Steelers kicker, Chris Boswell, he's good.
21:26 This is gonna be a close game.
21:28 Steelers could win this game.
21:29 >> Are you gonna bet money line?
21:30 >> Of course.
21:30 >> Will you put it on your card?
21:31 >> Okay.
21:32 >> [SOUND] I mean, I'd rather-
21:36 >> No, you don't have to, you don't have to.
21:37 >> I'd rather put the ten and then bet the money line.
21:40 >> Leave that for the stream.
21:42 >> He's day to day.
21:43 >> He ain't playing.
21:43 >> Okay. >> Gabe Davis.
21:44 >> Did not pass.
21:45 >> Okay.
21:48 >> So I want that actually, I want that, let's make a deal.
21:51 You have Steelers plus ten on your card.
21:53 >> But I will bet the money line.
21:54 >> But you also have on your card, Razul Douglas not playing.
21:57 >> I'll take Gabe Davis not playing.
22:00 >> Okay, all right.
22:01 >> I'll switch it up.
22:01 >> Okay, you're gonna take Gabe Davis-
22:02 >> Cuz they're both day to day.
22:03 >> No, I think you gotta take both.
22:05 >> I'll take both.
22:05 >> Both.
22:06 So on his card, Craig's gotta say Razul Douglas not to play,
22:09 Gabe Davis not to play if they both play red.
22:11 >> Yeah, those are losses.
22:13 >> Yeah, those are losses.
22:14 >> They can't. >> But you are prepared.
22:15 >> [LAUGH] >> Can I say that?
22:16 >> You're very prepared.
22:17 >> You're- >> Listen.
22:18 >> Always with energy and preparation.
22:19 >> I'm gonna add something on my card too.
22:21 >> Wow. >> I'm gonna add something on my card
22:22 as well. >> I'm listening.
22:23 >> Team totals here.
22:26 >> Yeah. >> Is that correct?
22:27 >> Yeah, 12 and a half.
22:28 >> 12 and a half for the bills, for the sealers.
22:31 >> Yeah, you can take that over.
22:32 >> Over? >> Yeah, you can take that over.
22:33 >> Okay, so he's got four plays on this card.
22:34 >> You can take that over, that's crazy.
22:36 >> Four, any more?
22:37 >> Dude, they've been- >> Any more plays you wanna add?
22:39 >> No, they've been the best running team in the NFL the last five weeks.
22:43 >> Okay. >> They've been really good.
22:44 Also, Najee Harris last three years has more rushing yards than
22:48 Christian McCaffrey, where's the respect for him?
22:49 You don't see that, right?
22:51 >> Wait, that's true?
22:51 >> It's a true stat, yeah.
22:53 >> Because Christian McCaffrey missed an entire year?
22:54 >> Yeah.
22:55 >> [LAUGH] >> I like that.
22:59 >> Wow, dude.
23:00 >> You're good, you're good.
23:00 >> I like that, I like that.
23:02 >> You came prepared today.
23:03 >> City's number one in the world.
23:05 >> All right, all right, let's take a break.
23:07 When we come back, we got the other three games on Super Wild Card Weekend.
23:10 >> Super Wild Card Weekend.
23:12 >> Back after this break.
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23:15 What a show.
23:16 [MUSIC]
23:21 >> All the boys, did I interrupt?
23:24 Mom, you stupid bitch, get out of here.
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23:32 [MUSIC]
23:42 >> Touchdown.
23:44 [SOUND]
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25:17 Packers at Cowboys, Packers plus 7.5, Over 100 is 50.5.
25:23 Let's switch it up, Megan, let's start with you.
25:25 >> Okay, let's start with me.
25:26 The Packers' overs have hit in six of their final seven games.
25:30 And Cowboys, the over has gone over 10 out of the last 13 game, that's wrong, sorry.
25:37 No, that's right, 10 out of the last 13 home games.
25:39 >> Bang it.
25:40 Trust yourself, Megan.
25:41 >> Bang it.
25:42 >> Trust yourself, Megan.
25:43 Bang it.
25:45 >> Ashley.
25:46 >> In Dallas, we can expect it to be 31 with some cloudy coverage.
25:50 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:53 It's gonna be cold.
25:55 Very cold.
25:55 >> Jerry.
25:56 >> Here's a stat for you.
25:57 >> [COUGH]
26:00 >> Any total this year in the NFL that's been over 50 or
26:04 more has gone under 82% of the time.
26:09 >> Where did you get that stat?
26:10 >> Seen it on Twitter.
26:11 >> Wow, this guy's got stats.
26:14 >> Give me the under.
26:14 >> Yeah. >> Give me the under.
26:16 >> I think the Packers can keep it somewhat of a ball game playing decent
26:21 defense.
26:22 >> They don't have good defense.
26:23 >> D-line's not bad.
26:24 D-line's not bad.
26:25 They can get to the quarterback.
26:26 Micah Parsons will be a game wrecker on that side.
26:30 The Cowboys do score a lot, but I think this is gonna go under.
26:32 I'm gonna give me the under in this game.
26:34 >> Okay. >> I'll take the boys as well.
26:35 >> Okay, the boys.
26:37 Minus seven and a half, Stu.
26:38 >> Packer season is over.
26:41 Put them out the pasture.
26:45 I think the Cowboys just absolutely wax the Green Bay Packers here.
26:50 I think Dallas is just gonna win for fun.
26:53 I don't even know if Green Bay's gonna score.
26:56 Jordan Love, I mean, you don't wanna hope.
26:59 We normally don't do this, but might be a stretcher game.
27:03 Might be, might be- >> I'm rooting for it.
27:06 >> Injury.
27:07 >> Would be a shame.
27:07 >> Cushion.
27:08 >> Would be a shame.
27:09 >> Rotator, quad, whatever.
27:13 I would say, you bet the over in sacks.
27:16 Cowboys will come with at least, what would the over on the sacks be, two and
27:22 a half?
27:22 >> Yeah. >> Two?
27:23 >> Yeah.
27:23 >> We go over sacks and Dallas just- >> Put it on his card.
27:26 >> Pisses all over Green Bay.
27:27 >> Okay, I'm gonna disagree.
27:28 >> All over.
27:29 >> I'm gonna disagree.
27:29 >> All over.
27:30 >> I'm gonna disagree.
27:31 >> All over. >> I'm gonna make the Packers plus seven and
27:32 a half, they're playing good ball.
27:33 Jordan Love's gonna keep them in this game.
27:35 And you have one thing in this game that you guys didn't account for.
27:37 >> Aren't you gonna be rooting against your own enemy, your rival?
27:40 >> But if I can make money.
27:42 >> You're hedging right now.
27:43 >> But there's two things at play.
27:44 >> Yes. >> If I can make money with
27:45 the Packers plus seven and a half, they lose, great.
27:48 I also, this is different than the last few years there in Rogers.
27:53 I can't really revel in the Packers losing the playoffs,
27:55 cuz they got to the playoffs in a rebuilding year.
27:57 >> That's right. >> So it takes a little of it.
27:59 I won't be doing a celebration.
28:01 I want them to lose.
28:01 They're gonna lose.
28:02 They're gonna lose either this week or next week to the 49ers.
28:05 I'm not worried about it.
28:06 There's no worry in me.
28:07 So I have to be honest with my feelings.
28:10 I'll be happy they lose, but I can't do a song and
28:13 dance because they got there in a rebuild and they beat the Bears week 18.
28:16 I'm gonna take the Packers plus seven and a half.
28:18 I'm also gonna give you, we're gonna put all these in a parlay, by the way, JJ.
28:21 Aaron Jones touchdown and CeeDee Lamb touchdown.
28:24 Give me both of those.
28:25 >> I like that.
28:25 >> Now we got Travis Kelsey, Aaron Jones, CeeDee Lamb.
28:27 >> I like that.
28:28 I like that. >> We're gonna add one more and
28:29 we're just gonna- >> My favorite game of the year this
28:31 year.
28:31 >> This game?
28:32 >> Coming up, yeah.
28:33 >> Cowboy, the under?
28:34 >> No, no, no, no, no, the next game.
28:37 >> Next game, favorite game of the year.
28:38 Rams at Lions.
28:40 [MUSIC]
28:42 Rams plus three, over under is 51 and a half.
28:45 They're calling it the Matthew Stafford revenge game, but
28:47 people forget it's the Jared Goff revenge game.
28:50 >> Exactly, people aren't talking about that.
28:53 >> Why don't you go with it?
28:54 >> I'll go with Jared Goff.
28:55 >> Yeah? >> Yeah, I'm gonna take the Lions here.
28:57 I don't think the Lions are gonna piss on them.
28:59 I think they'll beat him probably by seven or ten points.
29:02 This is more about Jared Goff than it is Matthew Stafford.
29:05 It really is.
29:05 At the end of the day, Rams didn't believe in him.
29:08 They never believed in him.
29:09 What has the guy came back and done?
29:11 He's played incredible ball the last few years.
29:13 Limit on the turnovers for him.
29:16 And what other guy they have?
29:18 The Gibbs guy, fastest guy in it.
29:19 >> Jameer Gibbs, yeah.
29:20 >> So good, so good.
29:21 So Rams aren't gonna be able to stop him.
29:23 Aaron Donald, he's washed.
29:25 You can say goodbye to that guy.
29:26 He's not good anymore.
29:27 Where's his name been the last two years?
29:29 I'll tell you where, nowhere.
29:30 >> Nowhere, nowhere.
29:31 >> Yeah, so give me the Lions.
29:32 This will be, not a rout, but
29:35 I think the Lions are gonna win this game by ten points.
29:36 >> Okay, thank you, JJ.
29:38 Stewart.
29:39 >> Now is this my promo game or
29:41 we'll promo for the last game?
29:42 >> You can do a promo for any game you want.
29:44 >> You tell me.
29:45 >> You tell me.
29:46 >> No, you tell me.
29:47 >> No, you tell me.
29:48 >> No, why don't you tell me?
29:48 >> No, you tell me.
29:49 >> How about you tell me?
29:50 >> You tell me.
29:51 >> Okay. >> Ashley.
29:52 >> I'll let you know.
29:54 So, get this, it's gonna be 14 degrees with even more gusts of wind.
30:01 >> In a dome though.
30:02 >> Dome, dome, dome, dome.
30:03 >> Megan.
30:05 We're gonna let Stu marinate over there, whether he can tell me or not.
30:08 What's the stat in this game?
30:10 >> The stat in this game is home playoff teams that missed last year's playoffs
30:14 are 22 and 38.
30:17 >> Whoa.
30:18 >> That's wrong, 13 and 29 ATS.
30:21 >> Okay.
30:23 Megan, is that computer on?
30:25 >> No.
30:25 >> It's not used right now.
30:26 >> The computer's not on.
30:26 >> Do it again.
30:27 >> Okay.
30:28 >> Megan.
30:28 >> Okay.
30:29 >> While Stu marinates on this, a stat please.
30:32 >> Okay, home playoff teams that missed last year's playoffs are 13 and 29 ATS.
30:39 >> Okay, that kind of makes sense.
30:41 >> That one made sense.
30:42 >> That makes sense.
30:43 Stuart, you tell me.
30:45 >> Let me pitch.
30:46 >> Do the Monday game.
30:49 >> Do the Monday game is my promo?
30:51 >> Yeah.
30:52 >> Okay.
30:53 >> No, do it on StuFinery.com right now.
30:55 >> You sure?
30:56 >> You told me to tell you.
30:57 >> Thank you.
30:57 >> No, you tell me.
30:58 >> But I honestly want to hear what you think.
31:01 I want you to tell me.
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31:18 >> What?
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31:25 >> What?
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31:29 >> What?
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31:35 >> That's all this weekend?
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31:38 >> How do you do it?
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31:50 >> On top of this?
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31:58 If you're confused, I'm confused, just pay me.
32:02 I don't need your money but I want it.
32:03 >> I'm in.
32:04 >> I'm in.
32:04 >> Pay me.
32:04 >> I'm paying.
32:05 >> I'm paying.
32:06 >> Stu, Stu, question.
32:07 >> Yes.
32:08 >> People are asking, how do you do it?
32:11 >> You know what it is, when you're a living legend, similar to what you said,
32:15 when you said Jersey Jerry hit that pinnacle, number one in the world, and
32:19 then fell in the fucking toilet.
32:21 That's not me, I'm a living legend.
32:23 I have to maintain it.
32:24 Like he had an incredible stream.
32:26 First he had the biggest bed of his life, winner.
32:28 Then he's number one in the world, winner.
32:31 Then TJ Watts said he's going out to dinner and he's gonna pay, winner.
32:35 And then he felt with that stream, that was an epic fail.
32:37 That was like someone falling apart.
32:40 >> Yeah. >> Remember,
32:40 can I just say something to you?
32:43 I'm your fucking friend.
32:44 >> Yeah. >> You need money,
32:45 you need me to take a bid, you need someone killed, I'm your guy.
32:48 >> Take a bid.
32:49 >> Big Cat's your friend.
32:50 >> I know, I know.
32:51 >> He'll lend you money on the show, off the show, but he really loves you.
32:54 >> I know that.
32:55 >> Hank tolerates you.
32:56 >> Yeah, he wants you out.
32:57 Hank wants you out.
32:59 >> I know that, I know that.
32:59 He wants you out.
33:00 >> The chat is not your friend.
33:02 >> No, they're not.
33:03 >> The chat fucking hates you.
33:04 >> I know, I know.
33:05 >> The chat wants you to self-destruct.
33:07 >> I know, I know that.
33:08 >> One of the people in the chat said, let Jerry shoot himself and
33:11 kill himself on the stream, that'll go number one.
33:13 >> I know.
33:14 >> So they're not your friends.
33:15 >> No. >> So what I would say is-
33:16 >> Don't even look at it, right?
33:17 >> No, no, no, no, no.
33:18 Own it.
33:19 >> Yeah. >> But the chat doesn't own you.
33:21 >> No. >> You own the chat.
33:22 >> Yeah.
33:23 >> And I would put the chat in its place.
33:26 >> Yeah, yeah.
33:27 >> Rest your ballsack on the chat.
33:28 >> Yeah, it's a good idea.
33:29 >> You know what I'm saying?
33:30 >> Yeah, rest your ballsack on the chat.
33:31 >> Because there's no reason to fall apart because of the chat.
33:33 >> No, no. >> Thank you.
33:34 >> You're right. >> I like that.
33:35 >> Yes, good speech, good speech.
33:37 >> Thank you, I needed that.
33:37 >> Thank you.
33:38 >> I'm taking the over in this game.
33:42 I don't think the Lions secondary can stop the Rams.
33:45 And I don't think the Rams defense can stop the Lions.
33:48 I like this game to go pinball, points everywhere.
33:51 You also have, which is good for the over,
33:54 two coaches that have shown they can be aggressive.
33:56 Maybe some fourth down, high leverage.
33:58 >> Edit to my car.
33:59 >> Yeah, let's go.
34:00 >> Edit to my car.
34:00 >> Over, over.
34:02 >> Edit to my car.
34:03 >> Last game.
34:03 >> I like this game.
34:05 >> Eagles at Bucks.
34:06 [MUSIC]
34:07 Eagles at Bucks, Eagles are so bad.
34:11 >> It's an honest program, I'm gonna say that starting off this.
34:13 Do you, I've been watching a lot of football recently, yes.
34:19 The Eagles fans, right?
34:21 I can't get a read on them.
34:23 Some of these guys, they hate this team now.
34:25 They want this guy Sirianni fired.
34:28 Are they really out on this guy?
34:29 >> Yeah, yeah.
34:30 >> They hate him.
34:30 >> They are.
34:31 >> Yeah, it would be like, Eagles fans are so spoiled.
34:35 It would be as if Nick Sirianni was the Eagles coach for, I don't know,
34:41 let's say 15 years, 17 years.
34:44 Won a Super Bowl, goes to the playoffs almost every year, never is under 500.
34:48 And then all these Eagles fans are crying about him.
34:51 >> Gotcha.
34:52 >> Yeah. >> Does that sound familiar?
34:54 >> Mediocre Mike.
34:55 >> Yeah, okay, okay.
34:57 >> Brings back a little bit of memories of him.
34:58 >> Yeah.
34:59 >> Yeah. >> Cuz you of all people can't,
35:00 I can criticize Eagles fans cuz I don't have shit.
35:04 I got nothing.
35:05 >> Yeah. >> I'm a loser.
35:07 I want my coach fired.
35:08 He's not gonna be fired.
35:09 He's gonna get fired next year.
35:10 It's gonna be dumb.
35:11 >> Yeah.
35:12 >> You got a coach that wins every single year and you don't want him.
35:15 >> It's not that we don't want him.
35:18 We love Mike Tomlin.
35:19 We appreciate what he's done for the city.
35:21 He just has to show us he can get it done in the playoffs.
35:23 >> Gotta win a Super Bowl.
35:24 >> I mean, he has, but.
35:26 >> Gotta win another one.
35:27 All right, so what do you got in this game?
35:29 >> It scares me what the Eagles fans, they're just out on this team.
35:32 I'll fight for them.
35:36 I'm in on this team.
35:37 >> Yeah? >> I don't think they're a Super Bowl
35:38 caliber team right now, but I'll take the Eagles in this game.
35:41 >> You'll fight for them?
35:41 >> Yeah, I mean, Baker Mayfield, he's played great this year, but
35:45 I think that ship has sailed.
35:47 >> Okay. >> I'm gonna take the Eagles minus three.
35:49 >> Okay, Stu, before I get your pick, let's see the weather,
35:51 cuz I think it might be rainy.
35:53 >> Yeah, in Tampa Bay, it's gonna be 66 major thunderstorms.
35:59 >> Major thunderstorms, Megan.
36:01 >> Teams coming into the playoff on a two game or
36:05 worse losing streak actually cover 64% of the time in their first game.
36:10 >> Wow. >> Wow.
36:11 >> The Eagles.
36:11 >> Eye opener.
36:12 >> What do you like?
36:13 You like the Eagles?
36:16 >> I think the Eagles are a fraud team.
36:19 And let me say this, and last year, I wanna say,
36:23 cuz I've been watching football since 72, right, like religiously.
36:27 >> Right.
36:27 >> Jalen Hurts had arguably the greatest year I've ever seen a quarterback have.
36:33 He did not make a mistake.
36:34 Running, passing, decision making, no turnovers,
36:39 should have won in the Super Bowl, should have won the Super Bowl really,
36:42 even though we had against him, but should have won the Super Bowl.
36:45 If he doesn't, what is he, fumble that ball, he was perfect.
36:47 It was one of the greatest Super Bowls I've ever seen anybody here.
36:50 So it's not surprising that they're in the toilet.
36:53 First of all, you have the Super Bowl hangover, you have the injuries, and
36:57 that's normally what happens.
36:58 It's why people do not repeat.
37:00 >> Mm-hm.
37:01 >> I think they'll be point scored.
37:08 I'm going over 43.
37:10 I'm going over the total.
37:12 I think they'll be point scored.
37:13 It's Monday night.
37:15 Is this game Monday?
37:15 It's Monday night.
37:16 You'll all point.
37:18 Over, over, over, over, over, over.
37:21 >> Would you lean- >> Over.
37:23 >> Would you lean eagles?
37:24 >> Gun to my head right now.
37:27 >> Yeah.
37:28 >> Bucks.
37:29 >> Wow. >> But maybe say a lean of an eagles?
37:31 Don't put this on the card.
37:32 Don't put this on the card, Quiggs.
37:33 Do not put this on the card.
37:34 >> No. >> But if I said I have eagles, and
37:38 Jerry has eagles.
37:42 >> And you're getting me a squirter?
37:44 >> I'm getting you a squirter.
37:45 >> Well, then I would go eagles, yeah.
37:46 >> And then what would that be?
37:47 >> My God, that would be an earthquake, a fake earthquake.
37:53 It's fake.
37:53 >> I can't throw.
37:55 >> Yeah, yeah, lefty Jerry, come on.
37:57 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
38:01 >> [LAUGH]
38:03 >> [LAUGH]
38:06 >> [SOUND]
38:09 >> Wow, doesn't want to break.
38:11 >> [LAUGH]
38:13 >> I'm taking the bucks, by the way.
38:14 >> What?
38:15 >> My God.
38:17 >> I'm taking the bucks plus three.
38:19 I'm taking the bucks plus three.
38:22 My God.
38:23 >> My God.
38:24 >> Did you actually get yourself?
38:25 >> No, I'm not.
38:26 >> [LAUGH]
38:28 >> Actually, I'm not taking the bucks,
38:29 I'm taking the under.
38:30 Under 43 and a half.
38:31 Yeah, I don't think the eagles can score points.
38:34 I don't think the Bucks can score points.
38:36 Baker Mayfield's hurt.
38:37 Jalen Hurts is hurt.
38:38 Both teams are hurt.
38:40 Give me the under.
38:41 43 and a half.
38:41 It's gonna be a gross game.
38:42 Gross game.
38:43 Gross game.
38:44 Only under on the card.
38:45 My only under on the card.
38:46 All right.
38:47 When we come back, we'll have our Mortal Locks, Barstool Sports Advisors,
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41:14 >> Fuck, I lost last week with the Panthers.
41:19 Two touchdowns, called back, two field goals missed.
41:23 >> I had it too. >> And I lose nine nothing.
41:25 That would have made me ten six and one on my motor box.
41:28 >> You would have been in the playoffs.
41:30 It's a playoff. >> Now I'm nine seven and one.
41:32 >> Not a playoff team.
41:33 >> NFC would be a playoff team.
41:36 >> I'm gonna use the Cowboys.
41:40 Here's the setup.
41:41 Dallas first playoff game.
41:43 Looks great.
41:44 Looks phenomenal.
41:46 Looks like they're gonna win the Super Bowl.
41:48 Dak perfect game.
41:49 Jerry Jodes pontificating.
41:51 Everybody wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
41:53 Micah Barsley's this and that.
41:55 Listen.
41:56 They're gonna humiliate the Packers and
42:00 then probably get blown out the following week.
42:01 We'll go Dallas Cowboys here.
42:03 Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
42:05 My mortal lock for the Super Wild Card playoffs.
42:09 Dallas fucking Cowboys.
42:12 >> I love it.
42:13 I don't though, cuz I have the Packers.
42:15 Jerry.
42:15 >> Let me get back to the basics here.
42:17 >> Yeah? >> Yeah.
42:18 George Pickens.
42:22 Guy has had an up and down type of year.
42:26 Coming on late though.
42:28 Towards the end of the season, he's played really well.
42:29 >> Come on, man.
42:30 I just wanna say this.
42:31 >> I know.
42:32 >> It's real, it's real.
42:33 >> I know that people didn't like last week, zero targets, zero catches.
42:37 But I'll tell you what, I love the attitude in the locker room.
42:40 I love the machine gun celebration on the two yard run.
42:42 I think this is gonna be, George Pickens is gonna make a play in this game
42:47 that's not only gonna wow you, could possibly win the game.
42:50 >> Mm-hm.
42:51 >> Dude, he is so good.
42:53 He's a top five most athletic wide receiver in the NFL.
42:57 >> Wow.
42:57 >> He is, he really is.
42:58 I'm gonna take his over 39 and a half total receiving yards.
43:02 I think he's gonna smash it by the time the second quarter starts.
43:05 >> Wow. >> I think he's gonna,
43:06 Sears are gonna come out aggressive.
43:07 They're gonna run some play action, take a deep shot.
43:10 They love the deep shot to George.
43:11 What has he shown this year?
43:13 Deep ball to George?
43:14 It's not a 50-50.
43:15 It's like 70-30.
43:16 George gonna catch that ball.
43:17 So I'm gonna take the over.
43:18 >> Okay. >> 39 and a half.
43:19 >> Okay.
43:20 Well, I also have an over.
43:22 >> Wow. >> I saved this one.
43:25 Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers.
43:26 That game is going to fly over 50 and a half.
43:29 That is the easiest over on the board.
43:30 I've looked at it.
43:31 I've seen all the numbers.
43:32 I've seen all the angles.
43:33 Both defenses, fraudulent.
43:36 Both offenses, very, very good.
43:38 Mike McCarthy, dumb, fat Mike McCarthy.
43:41 He might fuck us, but if he doesn't, the over's gonna hit.
43:45 Like it? >> I like it.
43:46 >> You like it?
43:48 >> And can we congratulate you?
43:49 Cuz you can't be caught, I don't think.
43:51 You won this year's best record.
43:55 >> Regular season, yes I did.
43:56 >> Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
43:59 >> And I think, can I be caught for my mortal ox?
44:01 >> No, that's why you brought it up.
44:02 >> My mortal ox.
44:02 >> While we're on the congratulations.
44:05 >> Big Pat, the best of the best.
44:07 >> Who has the, okay, Stu.
44:08 Nice, that was smart.
44:09 That was smart.
44:10 >> You know how I work.
44:11 >> All right, next week,
44:12 Barstool Sports Advisor's season finale.
44:14 >> Season finale.
44:16 >> Season finale.
44:17 Yeah, because it's only two games for the AFC Championship game.
44:20 Maybe we'll do a social, me and you, but Stu doesn't have to fly out for that.
44:23 >> I'll fly out.
44:24 Come on.
44:25 >> I want to fly out every time.
44:29 >> What happened?
44:30 We don't get the budget for that?
44:30 >> I have carte blanche.
44:32 >> He's got carte blanche.
44:33 >> Carte blanche.
44:34 >> Next week we win, this week we win.
44:37 Everyone enjoy it.
44:38 There's 13 football games left in the year.
44:40 Yeah, go ahead.
44:40 >> It's a little weird to face Hank May just now when we're talking about
44:44 flying Stu out here.
44:45 Have you been, the dinners that Hank's been having when he goes out to,
44:48 those are on the arm, right?
44:50 >> Everybody's on the arm.
44:51 It's common.
44:52 >> Has Hank paid a dollar for any of those dinners?
44:54 >> He never needs to pay.
44:55 >> I know he never needs to.
44:56 >> He's an unconditional.
44:56 >> That's weird.
44:57 >> He's an unconditional.
44:58 >> That's a good point.
45:00 >> That's a good point.
45:01 >> That's what I'm saying.
45:02 >> What do you mean?
45:03 >> I mean, Hank's getting all these free dinners and he won't do one flight?
45:07 >> Yeah.
45:07 >> Against the budget?
45:08 >> He's insane though.
45:09 He's just laughing how I just spend the company's money like it's my company.
45:14 You know what I mean?
45:14 Like whether it's-
45:15 >> You going to Dallas for the game?
45:16 >> Top of the line executive suites, hotels, food, Ubers.
45:21 >> Business wise.
45:22 >> Business wise.
45:23 >> By next week.
45:24 >> That's why you don't get to go to games.
45:26 >> Yeah, business wise.
45:26 >> It'll work.
45:27 >> I don't even ask anymore.
45:28 >> Yeah, he knows, JJ knows.
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