Agha Majid Ke Ghar Abid Or Marhoom Ki Amad, Saleem, Goga O Vikky Ko Siyasatdano Ki Khushamad
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya"
00:03 Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:07 If you are given a gift wrapped in trash, you will never accept it.
00:12 Remember that lies are also a kind of filth.
00:15 And it is often packed in beautiful envelopes and given to you.
00:19 What kind of envelopes are those?
00:21 Those are political statements and statements based on the issue of limits.
00:25 Remember these two words because the election is going on.
00:28 So whenever a politician tells you that it was a political statement,
00:32 or tells you that it was based on the issue of limits,
00:35 then know that he lied to you.
00:37 And lies are such a thing that should never be accepted.
00:41 And remember that they will try to call you a political statement
00:45 and wash away all their lies, false promises, false hopes, false dreams,
00:51 green gardens, all of them from their past.
00:55 And again, they will try to fool you the same way they did before.
01:00 But remember, there is no better statement than your experience
01:04 that can tell you what is good and what is bad.
01:07 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:10 Today we will take you to a middle class house and see what is going on there.
01:14 The whole map has changed.
01:16 Aunt, the gas is not coming. Where will I make roti and salad?
01:21 Haroon, my son, the girls are waiting for you.
01:23 Yes, yes. - I have been cooking like this my whole life.
01:26 Without fire?
01:28 Yes, I have been cooking without fire my whole life.
01:30 How?
01:31 By talking so much, my brain has been cooking all my life.
01:34 What are you doing? You look like a fat pomegranate to me.
01:38 You are just a useless talent hunter.
01:43 Okay, if you are making a wall, then make the door a little open this time.
01:48 I am not making a wall, it is a disease.
01:51 I am not going to get buried outside.
01:53 Salute, I still live in Madinah.
01:57 When did I make it? It is made.
01:59 I have told you a thousand times, this is not a place for a bathroom.
02:04 By the way, you should listen to him.
02:06 Because I think his opinion is valid in this.
02:08 What?
02:09 I mean, you are a family member.
02:12 I don't understand what you are saying.
02:14 Brother, I don't know how big the bag is here.
02:16 According to you, there are 80 shops here.
02:20 Do whatever you want, don't mess with my mind.
02:22 You can clean it as much as you want, but its face will be on you.
02:26 Do something about you too, Saludev.
02:29 What happened to you?
02:30 I am feeling hot, Harun.
02:31 It is very hot.
02:33 If I apply four razangi, my fever doesn't go down.
02:36 It is going down.
02:38 Your wife is sick.
02:41 What is the use of four razangi?
02:43 Cut the red one and see, maybe it will work.
02:46 If I didn't call my wife, who would cook for you?
02:50 Your daughter-in-law is there.
02:51 Daughter-in-law is not here.
02:53 I was going to get my wife married.
02:55 She is also sitting on the stove, she won't even think of killing you.
02:58 You call her, tell her, she will also serve you.
03:02 Shagufta.
03:03 Yes, Ammi ji.
03:05 Uncle, you are a fool.
03:07 Why?
03:08 Where is Shagufta?
03:10 It is not Gufta, it is Shagufa.
03:13 She must be doing some work, she must have not reached home yet.
03:16 Do something for me, my fever is not going down.
03:19 Tell me, what should I serve you?
03:21 Make me some soup.
03:23 And the one who is sitting with you, only makes Chinese.
03:26 Call your wife, she will serve you.
03:29 Shagufta, come out.
03:31 I am busy.
03:33 Where?
03:34 I am sitting in the kitchen, peeling eggs.
03:36 You are in the kitchen, that's why you are making noise.
03:39 I didn't think so far.
03:41 I didn't think so far.
03:42 Mother, I have brought desi chicken for you.
03:48 I will make you some chicken soup.
03:50 Very good.
03:51 Then I will give you fever.
03:52 Bring a little more chicken.
03:54 You are taking me on a raid, like you are taking me to a motorcycle.
03:58 Mother, give me some medicine.
04:01 Mother, it is seasonal fever, don't worry.
04:04 It will be fine, the medicine will be fine.
04:06 Aunt was not here, she also died of fever.
04:10 Don't worry, why should I worry?
04:12 Look at me, how old am I?
04:14 Look at me and make a calculation.
04:16 If I look at you, then you should go back.
04:20 It's been three hours, I have been trying to make onion.
04:23 It hasn't even turned yet.
04:25 Did you see my son Gauhar's mirror?
04:28 Which of my deeds is right?
04:30 Oh, I am not able to curse from home.
04:34 Hey, Jaan.
04:35 Do you know how bad I feel about this?
04:36 What happened?
04:37 Are you not ashamed?
04:38 What happened?
04:39 The motorcycle was full of petrol.
04:41 It didn't start.
04:42 Then?
04:43 The whole neighborhood is spitting on me.
04:44 Are you sure that they are spitting because there is no petrol?
04:47 If you are not in your senses, then the whole neighborhood is spitting on me.
04:52 I am also from a good family.
04:56 Are you not ashamed?
04:58 Mr. Haroon, what is there to be ashamed of?
05:01 I had gone to work.
05:03 Then you should have filled the petrol.
05:04 It's not inflation, it's oil.
05:07 What are you asking about oil?
05:09 Earlier I used to go to your house for 200 rupees.
05:11 Now the rickshaw driver gives me 350 rupees.
05:13 Where will I go?
05:14 Now the job is for him.
05:16 Don't talk nonsense.
05:18 How are you?
05:19 You go, I will talk to my son-in-law.
05:21 Then I will leave.
05:23 When did I tell you this?
05:25 I am not able to control myself.
05:27 How are you, son?
05:31 How are you?
05:32 You have come to meet me?
05:33 Yes.
05:34 Why did you come here without your wife?
05:36 She is also feeling hot.
05:38 Believe me, she is feeling cold.
05:40 She is not here to get her mother-in-law's address.
05:44 Hold this.
05:45 What is this?
05:46 These are clothes for washing.
05:47 It's been three days, I am not able to turn on the light.
05:49 How long will you give mom these clothes to wash?
05:55 I have two suits, I will wear two of them.
05:57 When did you come?
05:59 It's been four days.
06:01 I told you that I came.
06:02 Why?
06:03 It's been four days, I didn't tell you.
06:05 Then why would I tell you?
06:06 I just want to know, I don't even get out of this house.
06:09 Your mother is also coming.
06:11 Someone get two sacks for mom.
06:14 Mom is dying.
06:15 Haroon sir, these days there is a lot of pneumonia.
06:18 I have got her tested, she is absolutely right.
06:20 No, nothing will happen, she will be fine if she takes cold water.
06:22 No, no, no, no, stupid man.
06:25 She should take cold water, he is right.
06:27 She should take cold water.
06:29 Are you feeling cold?
06:32 Yes, I am feeling very cold.
06:33 Do you have cold?
06:34 Yes, I do.
06:35 Do you feel dizzy?
06:36 Yes, a lot.
06:37 This is fever.
06:38 What is this?
06:40 Get me a stove.
06:41 I will cook.
06:42 Can't you cook for two boys?
06:44 Someone get a cylinder, I will cook the pot.
06:47 I will get it.
06:49 Brother, get a full one.
06:51 Brother is a fraud.
06:53 Brother is also a fraud.
06:57 Why didn't you get it filled?
07:00 Where did you get it filled, Haroon sir?
07:02 Where did you get the cylinder filled?
07:03 I am not asking about the place, brother.
07:05 He is a fraud.
07:06 Oh, yes, he is a fraud.
07:07 He is a fraud, he broke the lock.
07:08 I am saying, the election is about to start.
07:11 Yes, yes.
07:12 Will anyone come down after this?
07:14 We are doing a lot of business.
07:16 We are making announcements in the sessions.
07:18 We will do this, we will bring the electricity down.
07:20 Where will they bring the electricity from?
07:22 We will bring the gas down.
07:24 They won't let it come down before.
07:26 They say 300 junts, we will give it for free.
07:28 300 junts.
07:29 And I understood their trick.
07:31 What they want to do is,
07:32 whoever gets 300 junts,
07:34 they will get 600 and 300 free.
07:36 But Haroon sir,
07:37 the people are facing a double burden.
07:39 There is no gas, no electricity,
07:41 but they are paying the bill.
07:43 No, I remember the bill, believe me.
07:45 They don't let me finish my sentence.
07:46 The electricity doesn't get filled,
07:47 the gas doesn't get filled,
07:48 why should you get it filled?
07:49 What I mean to say is,
07:51 the people should get the gas cylinders filled,
07:54 then get UPS installed,
07:55 get generators installed,
07:56 and pay the bills as well.
07:57 The people are also wrong in this.
07:59 How?
08:00 You can imagine,
08:01 when these rulers were giving you gas,
08:03 at the cost of a penny,
08:05 how happy you were.
08:06 You thought it would never end.
08:09 And this is such a thing,
08:11 that it will always come to Pakistan.
08:13 In the stoves,
08:14 your gas was coming almost free.
08:16 People would keep the stoves on all night.
08:18 They didn't hesitate to turn off the stove.
08:21 That gas is so cheap,
08:22 you get a bill of 20 rupees,
08:24 you get a bill of 25 rupees.
08:25 After that,
08:26 the biggest oppression,
08:28 which even the richest states can't tolerate,
08:31 you put all the gas in your cars,
08:34 and drove them around.
08:35 Sir, what can I tell you?
08:36 This is the state of gas now.
08:38 You go to the doctor,
08:39 he won't even tell you that you have gas.
08:41 And nowadays,
08:43 people even use the compressor,
08:45 which gives out gas.
08:47 That is cheap.
08:49 But they all failed.
08:50 How so?
08:51 If there is no gas,
08:52 what will you do?
08:53 Sir,
08:55 does the smoke come out of the stove?
08:56 Yes, a lot.
08:57 Does it come out of the hands?
08:58 No.
08:59 From the eyes?
09:00 Yes.
09:01 It's the fever.
09:02 Look who is outside.
09:05 I think you have to know.
09:07 Come in, come in.
09:08 Who is it?
09:09 Come in, brother.
09:10 Where are you coming from?
09:11 Yes, where are you coming from?
09:12 Our leader is here.
09:14 Our leader is here.
09:16 Our leader is here.
09:18 Our leader is here.
09:19 Brother, he is here.
09:20 Thank God.
09:23 We have got a lot of money.
09:25 We have got a lot of money.
09:26 Give us sweets.
09:27 Give us sweets.
09:28 Why?
09:29 Your people have come.
09:30 What is your name?
09:31 Naveed Lambar.
09:32 Yes, Naveed Lambar is here.
09:34 My mother is going to die.
09:35 You are giving me sweets.
09:36 Your mother will not die now.
09:40 Why?
09:41 Naveed Lambar is here.
09:42 He will stay here all his life.
09:44 Naveed Lambar is here.
09:46 He is here for the elections.
09:48 Yes, yes.
09:49 Yes.
09:50 Sit down.
09:51 Thank you very much.
09:53 Sit down.
09:54 How are you, uncle?
09:55 Yes, uncle.
09:56 Put your foot on the shoulder.
09:59 How are you, Ali?
10:04 Thank God.
10:05 You tell me, uncle.
10:06 Naveed Lambar is here.
10:08 Yes, yes.
10:09 He is standing for the elections.
10:11 Yes, yes.
10:12 You were standing from last time.
10:13 Yes, with your prayers.
10:15 You won.
10:16 Get up and stand.
10:17 Come on.
10:19 What happened?
10:20 Come on, uncle.
10:21 Come on.
10:22 You won the elections in our area.
10:24 Now you are standing for our brother.
10:26 That's it.
10:27 Sit down.
10:28 Uncle, do you know what happened in the last election?
10:30 What happened?
10:31 The corona has been going on for 28 years.
10:33 Yes.
10:34 The whole world was in lockdown.
10:36 Yes.
10:37 What can we do?
10:38 There have been a lot of deaths.
10:40 Uncle, don't worry.
10:42 We will do something about it.
10:44 We have already decided.
10:47 We will not vote.
10:49 Yes.
10:50 No, no.
10:51 We will vote.
10:52 We will vote.
10:53 We will vote on the electricity bill.
10:54 We have already paid the electricity bill.
10:56 The electricity bill is due in three days.
10:58 We will get the bill.
10:59 We were telling you that your cylinder is empty.
11:01 Is there any work?
11:02 Now Naveed is here.
11:03 It won't be empty.
11:04 Is this your cylinder?
11:05 Who is he?
11:06 Medicine.
11:08 Medicine is not money.
11:09 Do you see?
11:11 His face has turned red because of not being there.
11:14 There is no medicine.
11:16 Now our leader is here.
11:18 There will be medicine.
11:19 Uncle.
11:20 Uncle.
11:21 What do you know?
11:22 He is a part of our plan.
11:23 I think you are also not infected with corona.
11:26 You couldn't get your boot polished.
11:28 No, son.
11:31 It has happened again and again.
11:33 The position of the boots
11:35 has taken your cylinder from Lahore to Sahiwal.
11:38 I think it has gone from Sahiwal.
11:41 It has become small in size.
11:42 Who will get the vote?
11:45 Our bad luck.
11:46 Your luck is fine.
11:48 Give the vote to Mr. Ajmeel.
11:50 He is not Ajmeel.
11:51 He is Naveed.
11:52 Yes, yes, Naveed.
11:53 Give the vote to Mr. Ajmeel of Kaumi.
11:55 Give the vote to Mr. Naveed of Samai.
11:56 Mr. Haroon, Mr. Chaudhary,
11:58 the election is about to win.
12:00 The main supporter remembers his name.
12:02 He is not Chaudhary.
12:04 He is a coward.
12:05 No, no.
12:06 Your boots can't even be 14.
12:08 Uncle.
12:10 Assume that you have gone around.
12:12 Your lane won't be your lane.
12:14 Your house won't be your house.
12:17 You will get a peacock on Naveed on the day of election.
12:20 The mark you have got is also Naveed.
12:24 You must have got some election mark.
12:27 I have got.
12:28 A candle.
12:29 Our pot won't be of this size.
12:31 This candle looks more like a tiger than an election mark.
12:35 We need to do our work.
12:38 A poor man should get relief.
12:40 Hey, people of the house.
12:43 Coming.
12:44 See who has come now.
12:46 He has come.
12:47 The days of elections are like the ones to wake up the fast.
12:51 Who is the head of the house?
12:53 I am the head of the house.
12:54 Sir, I am the hope.
12:56 God bless you.
12:58 You are showing happiness.
12:59 It is a joy of victory.
13:02 Yes, sir.
13:03 Hope.
13:04 Yes.
13:05 Don't take too long.
13:06 It happens when the weather is good.
13:07 Sit here.
13:08 Sir.
13:10 You are our voter.
13:11 We are at your service.
13:13 No, sir.
13:14 Sit here.
13:15 You are always acting.
13:17 Your brother is my brother.
13:23 Jamil Dhar.
13:24 Jamil Dhar.
13:25 Brother.
13:27 I am Naveed Dhar.
13:28 You have brought a man with money.
13:32 Look, happiness is for him.
13:35 Electricity is for him.
13:37 Gas is for him.
13:38 Everything is for him.
13:40 Because he has come now.
13:41 You also need to get tuned.
13:44 Kangaroos are going to be very cheap in Pakistan.
13:46 Do you know that?
13:47 Why?
13:48 Because there is no one who can make it cheap.
13:50 Mother, how are you?
13:52 I am very hot.
13:53 Go and get mother's medicines.
13:56 Wait a minute.
13:57 You go and get the medicines.
13:58 Not you.
13:59 No.
14:00 Sit here.
14:01 Sit here.
14:02 Sit here.
14:03 Let me know whether mother takes medicines or not.
14:06 Medicines are available in the medical store.
14:09 You also come.
14:10 You also come.
14:11 You also come.
14:12 You also come.
14:13 Come on.
14:14 Come on.
14:15 Come on.
14:16 Come on.
14:17 What have you done?
14:19 Wait a minute.
14:20 Sit here.
14:21 Open it.
14:22 Open it.
14:23 I will come.
14:24 Go and fix the oven.
14:28 Oven.
14:29 Go and fix it.
14:34 Wait a minute.
14:35 I will come.
14:36 He is making a washroom.
14:41 You are losing your stuff.
14:42 Put it outside.
14:43 Hello, brother.
14:46 Is the LCD okay?
14:47 Yes.
14:48 Hey.
14:49 The electricity is not working.
14:55 Give it to me.
14:56 Give it to me.
14:57 Give it to me.
14:58 I want to talk to you.
14:59 I am very thankful to you.
15:01 Now I know that my mother is also coming.
15:03 Mr. Haroon.
15:10 The work that is happening so fast,
15:12 our country is developing.
15:13 God willing, even after the election,
15:15 he will be in this condition.
15:16 Okay.
15:17 I have to break your clothes.
15:19 Yes.
15:20 Where is it?
15:21 I have to break your clothes.
15:22 Take it.
15:23 Take it.
15:24 Take it.
15:25 I am also behind.
15:26 Take it.
15:28 It is my turn.
15:29 Hello.
15:30 Leave me.
15:31 Buddy, fight.
15:32 Buddy, you take the bed sheet.
15:33 Buddy, fight.
15:34 Buddy, you take the bed sheet.
15:35 Wow.
15:43 All the work is done.
15:44 Wow.
15:45 Now vote for Naveed Lambat.
15:46 Your best washroom is getting ready.
15:49 Vote for me.
15:50 No doubt about it.
15:52 I have not made such a big one.
15:53 Okay, Mr. Naveed.
15:57 Yes.
15:59 Mr. Naveed Maya.
16:00 Yes, our Jamil Naveed.
16:01 Mr. Jamil.
16:02 Yes.
16:03 We need a car.
16:04 We will give it after the election.
16:05 We will give it after the election.
16:06 The car will come.
16:07 You will get the car.
16:08 Yes.
16:09 But why do you want it?
16:10 We will give the car to Gujarat.
16:13 We will give it to Gujarat.
16:15 Gujarat?
16:16 What do you mean?
16:17 Our state is here.
16:18 But our vote is for Gujarat.
16:20 Our vote is there.
16:22 Yes, it is there.
16:23 Your vote is not for anyone here.
16:25 No, brother.
16:26 No.
16:27 No.
16:28 That means
16:31 your vote is for Gujarat.
16:33 Yes.
16:34 This is their reality.
16:46 It was happening just for the vote.
16:49 It is a shame.
16:50 Not humanity.
16:51 Vote.
16:52 We will give our clothes too.
16:54 This is very bad for you people.
16:56 Give us some.
16:57 What is this?
16:59 What is this?
17:00 He is telling us to take it.
17:08 Thank God, he is wearing a red shirt.
17:13 Hey, get up.
17:16 Get up.
17:17 Viewers, there is a small break.
17:23 We will meet after the break.
17:24 I am so high.
17:25 I am sure
17:26 I have stolen too.
17:28 He has stolen everything from me.
17:30 I think he has stolen only the red shirt.
17:32 Uncle, one of your son is a wheeler.
17:35 The other one is an addict.
17:36 By the way, you have not stolen anything from the market.
17:38 I didn't tell you that my son is a singer.
17:42 He sings Pika.
17:43 (audience laughing)