The trailer for a ‘mockumentary’ set at Padiham Leisure Centre and starring home grown star Alice Barry has been released
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 Today's the day I'm going to announce
00:04 the employee of the month.
00:05 There's definitely a good community feel about this place.
00:08 I mean, it's been going years.
00:09 [WHISTLE BLOWS]
00:10 Final warning.
00:11 Some people say that, you know, I hold the place together.
00:13 It's not true, really.
00:14 It's teamwork.
00:15 It's good effort.
00:16 All right, hold it up in the air and squeeze it in.
00:19 Have you got the hots for him?
00:20 Well, a little bit, maybe.
00:22 Put some effort into it.
00:23 Trimming those biceps.
00:24 Come on, love.
00:24 Come on.
00:25 He's just got a really angry face.
00:28 All the staff here are clueless.
00:30 They're all underqualified.
00:31 You can't fall asleep on duty, Stinton.
00:33 I wasn't asleep.
00:34 Just to let you know, somebody's done a dump in showers.
00:37 It's like a piddle pool, isn't it?
00:38 What do you mean?
00:39 I think kids are peeing in it.
00:41 Yeah, Elvis.
00:42 Yeah, Frank Sinatra.
00:43 Cliff Richards.
00:44 Yeah, all right.
00:45 There's always somebody to talk to.
00:46 [KNOCKING]
00:47 Uh, Janice.
00:47 Not now, Stinton.
00:49 You're not putting any effort in.
00:51 But I'm trying my best.
00:52 What's going on here?
00:53 [COUGHING]
00:53 It wasn't me.
00:54 Class over.
00:55 Get changed.
00:57 But yeah, on the whole, it's functioning.
01:00 You know, it's functioning.
01:02 (gentle music)