Jason Lee shares a story with Stevie Wonder
Jason Lee, engages in an authentic and compelling story with Stevie Wonder on the Jason Lee show
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00:00 I was at dinner at Mr. Chow,
00:01 and I was sitting at the table.
00:03 I told my friend this in private,
00:04 but I'm going to say this.
00:04 I've never said this publicly.
00:06 No, this is not bad.
00:08 It's just a question.
00:09 I have a question.
00:11 Y'all set me up.
00:12 No, look.
00:12 I'm sitting at Mr. Chow.
00:15 Are y'all listening to me?
00:16 Yeah.
00:16 I'm listening.
00:17 Okay.
00:18 But why do you look like you're bracing for impact?
00:21 No, but I'm waiting for the waiter.
00:23 Wait for the food to leave the sink.
00:25 I'm sitting at dinner with my friends at Mr. Chow.
00:27 We're sitting outside on the patio near the curb.
00:30 The woman walks up to me and she says,
00:33 "Can you all please move tables?
00:34 Stevie Wonder would like to sit here."
00:37 He wants to sit by the street.
00:38 I gotta go.
00:40 I already know where this is going.
00:41 No.
00:43 No, I just said...
00:45 One of my friends used to sleep with him.
00:48 What?
00:49 Wait, before...
00:52 Wait, but I was saying before...
00:53 He took his glasses off while they were doing it.
00:55 God damn.
00:59 Really?
01:03 I gotta go.
01:04 Wait, wait.
01:05 But here's my question.
01:06 Why would they move me from the side of the street
01:09 because Stevie Wonder wants to sit near their street?
01:11 They didn't want to lie to him.
01:16 They could have just lied to him
01:17 and told him that he had the best seat in the house.
01:22 I gotta go.
01:23 Can I go now?
01:24 Your friend called Stevie Wonder
01:26 and he took his glasses off?
01:29 Listen, the opinions stated on this show
01:32 are not those of me.
01:33 I have to go.
01:34 I have nothing to do with none of that.
01:36 I love Stevie Wonder.
01:38 I love him, too.
01:40 Excuse me, Stevie Wonder put...
01:41 Wait, listen.
01:42 I've been on here trying to be authentic
01:45 and I get in the...
01:46 and I've been put into...
01:49 You don't...
01:49 Stevie Wonder, God bless you.
01:51 I wish you all the best in both your careers
01:54 because you all... with Stevie Wonder.
01:56 We didn't... with him, my friend did.
01:57 I see where this is going.
01:59 I got nothing to do with none of this.
02:02 KTLH is my... radio station.
02:06 She said he was good.
02:09 He pumped her out?
02:11 His sense is like he's very sensual.
02:13 Please cut me out of this part right here.
02:15 Cut, edit right here.
02:16 But we're not saying anything negative about him.
02:19 You don't talk about Stevie.
02:20 He's a gentleman and scholar.
02:22 Wait, I have a question.
02:23 Nope.
02:24 I love her.
02:25 Hey, chef.
02:26 Artelia, come here.
02:27 I'm getting ready to go.
02:28 I'm going to take mine to go, okay?
02:33 Artelia.
02:34 Somebody call the elevator.
02:35 Come get these eyes together.
02:36 They're crying.
02:37 Wait, okay, wait.
02:37 Let me ask a question.
02:38 Thanks for my handkerchief.
02:40 Wait, wait, wait.
02:41 Come on, come on.
02:42 Let me ask a question while we get this together.
02:44 It's hot.
02:45 That way we can...
02:45 Do you have something to dry it out?
02:46 I got to pee again.
02:48 Wait, before you pee.
02:49 A little tiny bladder.
02:50 Wait, wait, wait.
02:51 So look, because women sit up and have conversations about sex.
02:55 Not with men.
02:56 Not with men.
02:58 Because I remember one time I slept with my friend's boyfriend, right?
03:01 What?
03:02 I'm out.
03:04 That's out.
03:05 No, I have a question.
03:06 Does Stevie have a big...
03:08 I don't know.
03:08 I didn't ask her all that.
03:09 Okay, so anyway, guys.
03:11 Hey, chef.
03:12 She's...
03:13 Eat up my plate, okay?
03:15 And put it into go time.
03:17 She didn't see it?
03:18 I will not.
03:20 I will not.
03:22 Hey, chef.
03:26 I get canceled every two months.
03:28 I've had a good run.
03:29 I'm not trying to be canceled.
03:30 I get canceled every two months.
03:32 Someone's mad at me for some...
03:34 You know what's so crazy?
03:35 No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:37 Hold on.
03:38 They can talk about my...
03:39 Online.
03:40 Wait, wait, wait.
03:41 This is the question I have.
03:43 Why we put respect on certain...
03:46 Then not on other...
03:47 They talk about mine online.
03:48 Why can't we talk about Stevie Wonder?
03:50 Because he can't see...
03:50 No, he's an icon.
03:53 So, he's...
03:53 Because he has iconic...
03:54 We can't talk about it.
03:55 Yeah.
03:57 His wife didn't say that
03:58 when he had the baby...
04:01 Okay.
04:01 No.
04:02 Just give me a Ziploc bag.
04:05 My Uber is here.
04:06 Whatever the...
04:07 Hey, fine.
04:07 We'll move on.
04:08 I got a cameo request.
04:10 I got to do my request.
04:10 Okay, so let me ask this.
04:13 Last question.
04:14 I got to do my cameo request.
04:15 I do right now.
04:17 Somebody need the birthday shot.
04:20 I would do...
04:21 Last question.
04:22 Last question about Stevie.
04:23 Y'all gonna get me...
04:24 I live in South Central.
04:28 That's my radio station.
04:30 For the record,
04:31 I have been approached about working at the station.
04:33 I have nothing but good...
04:34 He's like...
04:34 I heard he's a bomb.
04:35 And it's before he was married.
04:36 He was single.
04:37 You heard what was going on?