Binulabog ng mga naggagandahang bikini babes na sina KC (KC Castillo), Kaye (Kaye Herrera), Pamela (Pamela Ortiz), at Maoi (Maoi Taylor) ang barangay dahil sila’y ninakawan ng damit!
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00:00 [music]
00:02 Idol, Idol, Idol Boska!
00:06 [music]
00:07 Hey, Kuya! Come and eat!
00:09 [music]
00:10 [music]
00:11 [music]
00:13 We have a visitor!
00:15 Kuya, she's asking about something important.
00:19 That's why she's here.
00:21 Yes, Cap.
00:22 What's so important?
00:24 I just want to know if you've completed your project in the barangay.
00:30 The operation to lay.
00:32 Yes, it's still yesterday. Why?
00:34 Is it free?
00:36 Of course, it's free.
00:38 Does it hurt?
00:40 No, it's different.
00:43 It's bloodless and painless.
00:45 Why?
00:46 Nothing, I'm just asking.
00:49 I'm sure this is not a fart.
00:54 Oh, no!
00:56 I'll accompany my niece.
00:59 She'll continue.
01:00 Oh, no!
01:02 Don't laugh.
01:05 Do you think it's easy to get a baby?
01:08 It's different.
01:10 It's not that easy.
01:12 You know, it's like a head being pulled.
01:16 And this is Palibasa Cap.
01:20 When you were still young, you were not afraid.
01:25 But now, you're really scared.
01:27 Oh, that's how it is.
01:29 They say that if you're still a baby, you'll shrink.
01:37 Oh, is that true?
01:39 It's not true.
01:42 It's not true.
01:46 You know, it's easy to get a baby.
01:51 It's in the voice.
01:52 There's a small voice.
01:54 Oh, is that so?
01:56 Maybe it's okay.
01:58 Let's have a mensopause.
02:08 You're wrong if you won't do that.
02:10 You're not going to shrink.
02:12 I've seen you.
02:13 I've seen you in the toilet of your girlfriend's paligoon.
02:15 You're too much.
02:16 This is what happened.
02:17 It's not true.
02:18 Don't believe this.
02:20 Hey, don't lie.
02:22 You've done this before.
02:24 Oh, that's right.
02:25 What do you mean?
02:26 That's a lot of times.
02:28 I've seen you in a bulb of hair.
02:30 You have a lot of records.
02:31 And don't make me do this.
02:33 Everyone in this barangay knows who I am.
02:34 I'm the one who's being treated by the girl.
02:35 Do you know who I am?
02:36 Who's your partner?
02:37 Richard Gomez.
02:38 Richard, Richard Dahorsy.
02:40 I'm being attacked again.
02:41 Wait, wait, wait.
02:42 Stop this.
02:43 You know what?
02:44 You're a virgin.
02:47 Virgin.
02:48 Yes.
02:49 You should do something to be respected.
02:52 If you see a woman changing her clothes,
02:55 and you're like a maniac,
02:57 you should be like her.
02:59 Wait, wait.
03:00 You're a virgin?
03:01 You have a wife?
03:02 Virgin.
03:03 You should imitate her.
03:05 This is what you should do.
03:06 You should respect your woman.
03:08 You're a virgin.
03:09 You're a virgin.
03:10 You stole my bulb of hair.
03:12 Hey, stop!
03:13 You're a virgin.
03:15 You're a virgin.
03:16 You're a virgin.
03:18 We're not wearing clothes.
03:20 You're not wearing clothes.
03:21 We're not wearing clothes.
03:22 We're not wearing clothes.
03:23 You're a virgin.
03:24 You're a virgin.
03:25 Where did this happen?
03:28 You're a virgin.
03:30 You're a virgin.
03:32 You're a virgin.
03:33 You're a virgin.
03:35 You're a virgin.
03:36 You're a virgin.
03:38 Here, here!
03:41 You're a virgin.
03:43 What are you doing?
03:44 I'm just saying.
03:46 I'm just saying.
03:48 Here, ladies.
03:49 I don't want you.
03:51 I'll put it here.
03:53 You're just looking, I'm a virgin.
03:55 You're just looking.
03:56 You're just looking.
03:57 You're also a virgin.
03:58 I'm a virgin.
03:59 I'm just saying.
04:00 You're interfering.
04:01 Don't interfere, ladies.
04:04 What really happened?
04:08 We're not wearing clothes.
04:12 What?
04:13 You're pushing me.
04:15 We're just moving, I don't want to fall.
04:17 You're pushing me.
04:19 You're pushing me.
04:20 You're pushing me.
04:21 You're pushing me.
04:23 You're pushing me.
04:27 You're pushing me.
04:28 I'm the one who's moving.
04:29 You're pushing me.
04:30 You're pushing me.
04:31 Stop it.
04:32 It's better if you separate.
04:34 Why are you doing this?
04:36 Why are you doing this?
04:37 Who's going to stay here?
04:38 Let's make two.
04:39 It's better if you make two.
04:41 It's better if you make two.
04:42 Go around the barangay and ask for clothes for them to wear.
04:45 We're not going to be in charge.
04:46 I'm here.
04:47 We're not going to be in charge.
04:48 We're not going to be in charge.
04:49 Wait, wait.
04:50 What's your name?
04:53 I'm Casey.
04:57 Casey.
04:58 You're so sweet.
04:59 I know Casey.
05:02 His father is usually a bad guy.
05:04 Because he's always having a fight.
05:05 He's always fighting with his friends.
05:07 Of course.
05:09 That's how it is.
05:10 How about this?
05:11 I'm Kay.
05:13 Kay?
05:14 I'm sorry, but don't be ashamed.
05:16 For example, I know his father.
05:19 Who?
05:20 His father, if I'm not mistaken, likes to eat puritas.
05:23 Puritas?
05:24 Even though his father is a fatso.
05:26 How do you know that?
05:28 I'm not a fatso.
05:29 I'm a sugar lover.
05:30 Why are you a sugar lover?
05:31 Of course.
05:32 I know Pamela.
05:33 Pamela?
05:34 She's from the Beer House.
05:36 Beer House?
05:37 I know her again.
05:38 Her father is Magno.
05:40 He used to have a beer house that he liked.
05:42 Virgin White.
05:43 Virgin White.
05:44 You know a lot of people.
05:47 I know her.
05:48 I know her.
05:49 I know her.
05:50 She's a sugar lover.
05:51 Maui.
05:52 Maui?
05:53 Yeah, Maui.
05:54 Wait.
05:55 You know her?
05:56 Her name is Tulong Pasma.
05:57 She's a Pasma lover.
05:58 Why?
05:59 She likes to eat maui.
06:00 I know her.
06:01 Wait.
06:02 You're so stupid.
06:03 You're so stupid.
06:04 You're so stupid.
06:05 Okay, fine.
06:06 Go and get ready.
06:07 Go and find their clothes.
06:08 Okay.
06:09 Come with us.
06:10 Come with us.
06:11 Wait.
06:12 Come here.
06:13 Here.
06:14 Here.
06:15 Don't worry.
06:16 They have something to wear.
06:17 Okay, so guys.
06:18 Get ready.
06:19 They're going to be in a hurry.
06:20 Okay?
06:21 Okay.
06:22 Get out of here.
06:23 Come with us.
06:24 Come with us.
06:25 Come with us.
06:26 I'll bring you guys.
06:27 No, no.
06:28 Wait.
06:29 No, no.
06:30 Wait.
06:31 Wait.
06:32 Let's go and clean our clothes.
06:33 Okay, sure.
06:34 I might drop it.
06:35 Here's my T-shirt.
06:36 I'll bring you guys.
06:37 I'll bring you guys.
06:38 I'll bring you guys.
06:39 I'll bring you guys.
06:40 I'll bring you guys.
06:41 Sir, what are you doing?
06:52 Of course, there are people inside who are exchanging.
06:56 Because there are people who donated clothes.
07:00 Who are those people who donated clothes to the robbers?
07:03 That's ugly.
07:06 If you look at it.
07:07 Yes, that's ugly.
07:10 It's ugly.
07:11 It's really ugly.
07:12 This is also ugly.
07:16 I think I'll get sick from this.
07:18 You'll get sick?
07:19 Yes.
07:20 You're like a gift.
07:21 It's ugly.
07:22 It's ugly.
07:23 It's really ugly.
07:24 It's really ugly.
07:25 It's really ugly.
07:26 It's ugly.
07:27 It's like a mother.
07:29 It's like a mother.
07:30 You're a child.
07:32 It's not good if you're old there.
07:34 Yes.
07:35 It's ugly.
07:36 It's like you have a child there.
07:37 It's like a mascot.
07:40 Look, it's big.
07:42 Oh, it's like a mascot of fast food.
07:45 It's good.
07:49 You can take it out.
07:50 It's really ugly.
07:51 Take it out.
07:52 It's the best.
07:53 Let's take it out.
07:54 Let's take it out.
07:55 It's like a mascot.
07:56 It's ugly.
07:57 It's not good.
07:58 Oh, it's ugly.
07:59 It's ugly.
08:00 It's not good.
08:01 It's ugly.
08:02 It's better.
08:03 It's better.
08:04 It's better.
08:05 It's better.
08:06 It's better.
08:07 It's better.
08:08 You know, your clothes are ugly.
08:10 It's ugly.
08:11 It's like it doesn't fit us.
08:13 Take it out.
08:14 Take it out.
08:15 It's like a child.
08:18 It's like a child.
08:19 It's like a child.
08:20 It's like a child.
08:21 It's like a child.
08:22 Huh?
08:23 Who's next?
08:24 Who's next?
08:25 Come on.
08:28 It's almost done.
08:29 It's done.
08:30 You can come here.
08:31 Come and watch.
08:32 Come here.
08:33 It's easy.
08:34 It's not painful.
08:35 You can do it.
08:36 Come here.
08:37 You're back.
08:39 You're going to let me go home?
08:40 Yes.
08:41 Okay.
08:42 You're number 12.
08:43 Miss, can I have one more?
08:44 Because I'm not done yet.
08:46 Huh?
08:47 Okay.
08:48 You're number 13.
08:49 Just wait for the doctor to call your number.
08:51 Okay?
08:52 I'll go ahead.
08:53 Thank you, Gigi.
08:54 You accompanied us today.
08:55 Of course.
08:56 Boy, you don't have any regrets.
08:58 Huh?
08:59 She's brave.
09:00 Yes.
09:01 [Screaming]
09:02 Why?
09:03 Wait a minute.
09:04 I'll tell you.
09:05 When your father gets mad at you,
09:06 you can't do anything.
09:07 [Screaming]
09:08 You can't do anything.
09:09 You can't do anything.
09:10 You can't do anything.
09:11 You can't do anything.
09:12 You can't do anything.
09:13 You can't do anything.
09:14 Wait a minute.
09:15 What are you doing?
09:16 I'm being brave
09:17 because there are a lot of malicious people there.
09:19 You can see them.
09:20 There are a lot of them.
09:21 There are a lot of them.
09:22 Look at the people who are hiding there.
09:24 [Laughs]
09:25 [Laughs]
09:26 Oh, oh, oh.
09:27 What is that?
09:28 [Laughs]
09:29 Did Torni take you down?
09:31 No, I didn't do anything.
09:33 [Laughs]
09:34 Is what he's saying true?
09:36 Yes, it's true.
09:37 We really tried to take our clothes down.
09:40 Like that?
09:41 [Laughs]
09:42 Maybe it's hot.
09:44 You know that it's summer now.
09:46 These clothes are hot.
09:47 Why did you wear it like that?
09:49 [Laughs]
09:50 Because we really tried to take our clothes down.
09:53 [Laughs]
09:54 No offense to those who did it.
09:56 We're not the type of people who will give clothes.
09:59 [Laughs]
10:00 It's good that I'm the one who will wear this.
10:02 Like that?
10:03 [Laughs]
10:04 Wait, wait, wait.
10:05 If you don't want to wear it,
10:06 what will you wear?
10:07 Oh, my.
10:08 We will just buy the clothes that we like.
10:11 That's why, at this point in time,
10:14 we don't have anything for shopping.
10:16 Wait, wait.
10:17 For shopping?
10:18 I can't answer that.
10:20 I can't do that.
10:21 I'll think of a way, Cap.
10:24 Can you work?
10:28 Of course.
10:29 Are you good at working?
10:32 Of course.
10:33 I'll do it.
10:35 Cap, it's okay.
10:37 Because you know, I have a new product.
10:40 I really need promo girls.
10:42 Oh, my.
10:43 Don't you think that's a racket?
10:45 I can still make it a racket.
10:48 I'll just promise our barangay captain
10:50 that he will be my son in June.
10:53 [Laughs]
10:55 Yes, it's okay.
10:58 Okay, okay.
10:59 As long as it's good.
11:00 Yes, it's good.
11:01 I'll give them a lot of money.
11:03 And then, when they get a job,
11:05 I'll pay them.
11:08 You'll pay them?
11:09 Yes.
11:10 You'll pay them?
11:11 Yes.
11:12 Okay.
11:13 I'll pay them.
11:14 Wait, wait.
11:16 Wait, wait.
11:17 I'll give them a job.
11:19 You'll pay them?
11:21 [Laughs]
11:22 There.
11:23 Good.
11:24 There.
11:25 These ladies are so nice.
11:27 You have an advance.
11:28 There.
11:29 [Laughs]
11:31 [Music]
11:36 I told you, Cap.
11:38 Can you call me later?
11:40 We're just busy.
11:41 Okay.
11:42 You're busy and you're not doing anything.
11:44 We're doing a lot, Cap.
11:46 How's our operation?
11:49 It's fine.
11:50 Actually,
11:51 there's the class.
11:52 How's our operation?
11:55 It's good.
11:56 There are five patients.
11:57 Five?
11:58 You're still yesterday,
12:00 or just five?
12:01 Actually, it's five and a half.
12:03 I don't know about the other half.
12:04 They just left.
12:05 I brought food for them.
12:06 [Laughs]
12:07 These kids are so nice.
12:09 They're free.
12:10 But they don't want to be sent home.
12:12 What should we do?
12:13 The kids are scared.
12:15 Yes.
12:16 Wait.
12:17 What are you doing in the clinic?
12:19 I accompanied my nephew.
12:21 I was hoping he'd be sent home.
12:22 But he got scared.
12:23 He ran away.
12:24 He was with the kids.
12:26 [Laughs]
12:29 Wait.
12:30 We need to think of a gimmick
12:32 to make the kids happy
12:34 before they're sent home.
12:35 That's for their health.
12:37 For their health and cleanliness.
12:39 We need to think of a gimmick.
12:41 Right, Doc?
12:42 Yes.
12:43 That's right.
12:44 Cap.
12:46 What do you call
12:48 the ones who are not yet
12:51 old?
12:52 You don't know?
12:54 I don't know.
12:55 What else?
12:56 Supot.
12:57 [Laughs]
12:59 No.
13:00 Supot.
13:02 Here.
13:03 How much is a supot of magic laundry soap?
13:07 Just P50.
13:09 From Mr. Mayan Asari Sari Store.
13:13 There.
13:14 But how much is our food promo prize?
13:17 P25.
13:20 Very good.
13:22 Are you ready?
13:23 Ready.
13:24 Yes.
13:25 Okay.
13:26 Now, get the scissors.
13:28 There.
13:30 Then, go around the houses.
13:34 Sell this magic laundry soap.
13:38 A little sexy.
13:39 So that you'll look like that.
13:41 Come back here.
13:42 When you come back here,
13:44 all your sales will be gone.
13:46 Okay?
13:47 Yes, sir.
13:48 Okay.
13:49 Go.
13:50 Excuse me, ladies.
13:53 Wait.
13:54 Wait.
13:55 Looks like you're selling something.
13:57 Yes.
13:58 What is that?
14:00 Soap.
14:01 Soap.
14:02 You're using a lot of soap.
14:04 Like?
14:05 Cleaning.
14:06 Cleaning.
14:07 Of?
14:08 Of?
14:09 Of garbage.
14:10 Of garbage.
14:11 Of the tube.
14:12 Of course.
14:13 Wait.
14:14 When you're selling like that,
14:15 you have what you call in English,
14:17 modern advertising.
14:19 Modern advertising?
14:22 Yes.
14:23 You should have what you call,
14:25 to attract customers.
14:26 For example, you have
14:28 jingle.
14:29 Like that.
14:30 Jingle?
14:31 As in jingle?
14:33 Jingle.
14:34 You know, wewee?
14:35 No, no.
14:36 Jingle means,
14:37 what is your target?
14:38 What should you sell?
14:39 Who should buy your products?
14:41 Of course, the laundry ladies.
14:42 Oh, laundry ladies.
14:44 We need to make that
14:46 what we call jingle.
14:47 Let's talk about it.
14:48 Meeting, meeting.
14:49 Let's have a meeting.
14:50 [Music]
14:58 Okay.
14:59 Okay.
15:00 Okay.
15:01 Okay.
15:02 Down.
15:03 Down.
15:04 One, two, three, sing.
15:06 [Singing]
15:25 [Screaming]
15:26 Is it good?
15:29 Yes.
15:30 You make it,
15:31 or you just help me.
15:35 Let's eat.
15:36 [Music]
15:51 Hi, good evening everybody.
15:53 It's just a recording.
15:55 [Laughter]
15:56 Your food is on fire.
15:58 [Laughter]
15:59 Because of this magic long viso,
16:02 the detergent powder will make your clothes white.
16:06 Is this what you're talking about, Tony?
16:08 Don't I have this?
16:10 Well, just a moment.
16:12 It's promotion time.
16:14 Girls.
16:15 Girls.
16:17 Girls.
16:18 Don't you notice that...
16:19 [Laughter]
16:20 Hey, girls.
16:26 Go.
16:29 Because of this magic long viso,
16:32 you have free fish.
16:34 [Laughter]
16:35 [Music]
16:39 And you don't have to smoke.
16:41 Just eat.
16:43 [Screaming]
16:44 Even if you don't...
16:46 And you don't have to lose your skin.
16:51 [Laughter]
16:52 [Music]
16:56 Because of this magic long viso,
16:58 the supermarket sells it for 50 pesos.
17:01 It's cheap.
17:02 And you can save on our promotional price.
17:08 Just 25 pesos.
17:11 [Screaming]
17:12 Just 25 pesos.
17:14 Just 25 pesos.
17:16 So, girls...
17:18 Because of this magic long viso,
17:23 you have free fish.
17:26 You can save on our promotional price.
17:32 [Screaming]
17:33 Let's go.
17:35 Hey, wait.
17:36 Why?
17:37 No.
17:38 Wait, wait.
17:39 You're just a kid.
17:40 Let's go.
17:41 You're just a kid.
17:42 You're just a kid.
17:43 These effective girls are really making things worse.
17:46 You know what?
17:47 I have a good idea.
17:48 Why?
17:49 Maybe while they're doing it,
17:50 you can do this.
17:51 No.
17:52 I don't want to do it.
17:53 I don't want to do it.
17:54 No.
17:55 This is for promotion.
17:57 This is really for promotion.
17:58 Look at them.
17:59 They're really white.
18:00 Mom, don't be mad.
18:02 I'll buy it.
18:03 I'll buy it.
18:04 They're really white.
18:05 I don't want to buy it.
18:07 Is there a store that sells that?
18:09 No.
18:10 It's okay.
18:11 We'll buy it and we'll go outside.
18:12 You can teach me how to dance and sing.
18:15 Magic long viso.
18:18 La la la I do.
18:21 I think that's too serious.
18:28 I thought you're going to do it like a famous person.
18:31 I can do that.
18:32 You can do that?
18:33 I don't know.
18:35 It's just like that.
18:36 Like that.
18:37 Magic magic.
18:39 I can do that.
18:40 I know.
18:41 La la la I do.
18:44 Idol, my idol is Kap.
18:47 Where's Kap?
18:52 We have a complaint.
18:53 Did you see my clothes?
18:54 It's blue.
18:55 It's white.
18:56 I have my friends.
18:57 Where's Kap?
18:58 Where's Kap?
19:01 We have a complaint.
19:02 Look, we're all white.
19:05 Hey, can you do a shoot?
19:09 No, we have a complaint.
19:11 We have a complaint.
19:12 Sit down.
19:13 Sit down.
19:14 Are you all white?
19:16 You're surprising.
19:18 You're all white?
19:20 You think you're the only one with a problem?
19:22 We're all white.
19:23 What about you?
19:25 You're all white?
19:28 You're all white?
19:30 Look at this.
19:33 My pants are white.
19:36 You're all white.
19:39 You're all white.
19:40 You're all white.
19:41 You're all white.
19:42 You're all white.
19:43 You're all white.
19:44 You're all white.
19:45 You're all white.
19:46 You're all white.
19:47 You're all white.
19:48 You're all white.
19:49 You're all white.
19:50 You're all white.
19:52 Happy Valentine's.
19:54 Hey, don't do that.
19:57 The one at fault is Atorney.
19:59 He should be blamed.
20:02 You're all white.
20:04 You're all white.
20:07 You're all noisy.
20:08 I can hear you from the other side of the market.
20:10 We don't have a problem.
20:13 Look at this.
20:14 Look at our suits.
20:16 They're all white.
20:17 You're not the only one with a problem.
20:19 Look at this.
20:20 It's black.
20:22 It's white.
20:23 It's black.
20:24 It's white.
20:25 Why?
20:26 Look at my polo.
20:27 What's that?
20:28 It's a flower.
20:29 It's all gone.
20:30 You know what?
20:33 He should be blamed.
20:36 He should be blamed.
20:37 He should be blamed.
20:38 He should be blamed.
20:39 He should be blamed.
20:40 He should be blamed.
20:41 He should be blamed.
20:42 We won't let him do that.
20:44 He's a fool.
20:45 He's a fool.
20:46 He's a fool.
20:47 He's a fool.
20:48 Hey, wait.
20:49 What's that?
20:51 I gave him the magic shampoo.
20:54 Look what happened to me.
20:56 You're a fool.
20:58 You're a fool.
20:59 I bought this because I like the promo girl.
21:06 I'm a crush on her.
21:07 You're a crush on her?
21:08 Why?
21:09 Why do you like her?
21:10 Me too.
21:11 Me too.
21:12 Yes.
21:13 That's what I'm saying.
21:14 Why do you like her?
21:15 Me too.
21:16 We're friends.
21:19 You should've seen the promo girls.
21:22 You should've seen the promo girls.
21:24 He's a fool.
21:27 The promo girls.
21:29 Look at this.
21:32 He's a fool.
21:33 He's a fool.
21:34 Girls.
21:36 Girls.
21:38 You know, here in our barangay, when there's a crime,
21:42 we're jailed.
21:43 We're making the law here.
21:45 Correct.
21:46 So, if you've committed a crime in our barangay, you should be jailed.
21:51 Correct.
21:52 Yes.
21:53 You should be jailed.
21:54 You should be jailed.
21:56 Come here.
21:57 Come here.
21:58 You should be jailed.
22:00 You should be jailed.
22:01 You should be jailed.
22:02 You should be jailed.
22:03 You should be jailed.
22:04 You should be jailed.
22:05 You should be jailed.
22:06 You should be jailed.
22:07 You should be jailed.
22:08 You should be jailed.
22:09 You should be jailed.
22:10 What are you doing?
22:12 He's being jailed.
22:14 What are you being jailed for?
22:15 I'm going to hit him.
22:18 I'm going to join him.
22:19 You're going to join him?
22:20 You're going to join him?
22:21 You're going to join him?
22:22 You're really being jailed?
22:24 You're really being jailed?
22:26 No.
22:28 You're really being jailed?
22:29 I'm sorry about what happened to your clothes.
22:34 I didn't know that the soap had that effect.
22:37 That's okay.
22:38 Just let me know what you want.
22:41 Oh, you're going to borrow my pomogirls?
22:45 Yes, just for one day.
22:47 That's for the promotion of our operation "Tule" for the barangay.
22:52 Huh?
22:54 Yuck!
22:55 You're just going to promote us?
22:57 Birdie, Birdie, now!
22:58 Oh my gosh!
23:00 What will your parents say when I get home?
23:02 "Hey, there's Miss Birdie, there's Miss Tule!"
23:05 Birdie, Birdie, what about you?
23:08 What about our commission?
23:12 Commission?
23:14 Don't take quite commissioner.
23:15 That's what you're going to answer?
23:17 Why would I answer that commission?
23:21 That's your project.
23:23 If you don't want to answer the commission,
23:25 then you'll have to take care of the boys.
23:28 Where are you going?
23:31 It's okay, I'll just let you borrow my pomogirls.
23:38 Okay!
23:39 You can kick off for one day only.
23:42 Come here, come here.
23:43 Don't eat it.
23:44 There's a punch!
23:49 Wait, what's that?
23:52 What's that?
23:53 Why are you here?
23:54 Of course, goodbye kiss.
23:56 Goodbye!
23:57 If there's a goodbye kiss, there should be a welcome kiss.
24:00 Of course!
24:02 Birdie!
24:03 Come here, come here.
24:04 Welcome!
24:05 Hey!
24:07 Why me?
24:08 You said welcome kiss.
24:10 That's for you.
24:11 Okay, okay.
24:13 You're so annoying.
24:14 You're so slow.
24:15 What now?
24:16 Okay, you go ahead.
24:18 Okay, okay.
24:19 Okay, okay.
24:20 Okay, okay.
24:21 Okay, okay.
24:22 Okay, okay.
24:23 Love, love.
24:25 I'm so sleepy.
24:27 I'm so sleepy.
24:30 Are you okay here?
24:32 I'm okay.
24:33 Are you ready?
24:34 Wow, Kap!
24:35 You're going to get a lot of compliments today.
24:37 What did you do?
24:38 That's what I call magic.
24:40 And not only that, there's more.
24:42 Hello!
24:43 You're going to get all of them?
24:46 Of course!
24:47 You're going to get a lot of compliments.
24:49 We have a gimmick.
24:54 Gimmick?
24:55 Okay, 1, 2, 3, go!
24:57 ♪ Hinalina at magpatulit ♪
25:02 ♪ Loveless, painless, parang kilit eh ♪
25:06 We're here to get a lot of compliments?
25:10 You're so naive.
25:11 Okay, we're also naive.
25:14 Nurse, come here.
25:15 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, go!
25:19 ♪ Halina, halina at magpatulit ♪
25:23 ♪ Loveless, painless, parang kilit eh ♪
25:27 That's good.
25:30 That's good.
25:31 ♪ Idol, idol, balkozikap ♪
25:34 Excuse me, are you going to get a lot of compliments?
25:40 Not exactly.
25:42 We're just going to get an L.
25:44 What L?
25:46 Lumbi.
25:47 And we're going to get a little bit of purloloy.
25:50 So, are you retouched?
25:54 But not yet, we need to get the younger ones first.
25:58 Are you all going to get compliments?
26:00 No, we're just going to get a lot of compliments because we don't want the younger ones.
26:03 The younger ones?
26:04 Come here, come here.
26:07 The younger ones?
26:08 Oh, the younger ones.
26:11 Ingyo, since you're small, I'll just catch you if you have a big beard.
26:16 Just a little beard.
26:18 Just a little beard.
26:21 Just a little beard.
26:22 Just a little beard.
26:23 Okay, okay.
26:24 Just a little beard.
26:25 Wait, wait.
26:26 Because when we're about to arrive, we saw that you're all dressed up.
26:28 Yes, we're all dressed up.
26:29 It's better if you have a partner.
26:31 Partner.
26:32 So that you can hear us.
26:34 But first, show us what you're going to do.
26:36 Okay, okay.
26:37 Girls, ready?
26:38 Girls, ready?
26:39 5, 6, 7, go.
26:41 Alina, Alina, and continue.
26:45 Like a rest, stay less, like a killer.
26:48 Like a rest, stay less, like a killer.
26:50 1, 2, 3.
26:52 Hey!
26:53 Alina, Alina, and continue.
26:57 Like a rest, stay less, like a killer.
27:00 Hey!
27:01 What are you doing?
27:02 I'm going to break your ears.
27:04 Alina, Alina, and continue.
27:08 Like a rest, stay less, like a killer.
27:11 Hey!
27:12 What time are you going to bring that to the clinic?
27:15 Later.
27:16 The line is too long at the clinic.
27:18 Oh, really?
27:19 Then, there's no more.
27:20 It's too long.
27:21 Oh, it's going to close now.
27:22 Then, tomorrow, right?
27:23 What do you mean?
27:24 There's no clinic tomorrow because there's no doctor.
27:27 Then, in a year.
27:28 In a year?
27:29 Why don't you want to?
27:31 Why?
27:32 Are you afraid?
27:33 I'm not afraid, sir.
27:35 Why are you afraid?
27:36 Why?
27:37 You're afraid because you might get hurt.
27:39 Is that so?
27:40 I'm not afraid, sir.
27:41 Then, what?
27:42 Wait, I know, I know.
27:45 I have something to give you.
27:47 I'm not afraid.
27:48 I'm not afraid.
27:49 I'm not afraid.
27:50 This, this, this, this.
27:55 You know, this.
27:56 You see this?
27:57 When the doctor comes to you,
28:00 then, the thing is getting cut.
28:03 You'll use this, you'll put it in your mouth so you won't get hurt.
28:08 You won't get hurt.
28:10 I won't get cut, sir.
28:12 What?
28:13 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:14 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:15 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:16 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:17 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:18 You're the one who's going to get cut.
28:19 Hey, what?
28:20 Hey, sir.
28:21 What happened?
28:25 Why did you cut my hair?
28:27 Huh?
28:28 I think I have something that's not good.
28:32 What's not good?
28:33 There, it's done.
28:35 It's just a moment.
28:36 You're so brave, my child.
28:39 You're with your father, you're the only one left.
28:42 That's my boy.
28:43 How is that, that's my boy?
28:44 There, it's done.
28:46 You're so brave.
28:48 It's done.
28:49 You're not like the others.
28:51 When you scream, you'll think that you're a cow.
28:54 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
28:56 Okay, you go first.
28:58 Be careful.
29:00 Be careful.
29:02 Are you going to get a haircut?
29:08 Yes, he has a number.
29:11 You have a number?
29:12 Come here, come here.
29:13 I'll get you a haircut.
29:14 Wait, wait.
29:15 My hair is falling out.
29:17 What?
29:18 I'm cutting it so that it won't hurt.
29:22 That's old.
29:24 You're not used to it.
29:25 It's like a bump.
29:26 It's different now.
29:27 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:29 Wait, wait.
29:30 My hair is falling out.
29:32 You're not used to it.
29:33 It's like a bump.
29:34 It's different now.
29:35 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:36 It's different now.
29:37 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:38 It's different now.
29:39 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:40 It's different now.
29:41 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:42 It's different now.
29:43 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:44 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:45 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:46 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:47 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:48 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:49 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:50 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:51 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:52 It's faster, it won't hurt.
29:54 Hello.
29:55 How are you?
29:56 Huh?
29:59 Tomorrow,
30:04 come back here.
30:06 We'll promote our soap again.
30:08 Oh my, Tony.
30:10 I don't want to sell that soap.
30:12 Why?
30:13 Because I tested that soap with Dr. Tuli.
30:17 He said that it can cure a disease.
30:20 Like leukemia,
30:22 it's painful and it's rotten.
30:24 I don't want to sell your soap, Tony.
30:26 I'll just go back to the bar.
30:28 Oh yeah,
30:29 if we just earn a little money,
30:31 our soap will be in danger.
30:34 Because I want
30:37 the rich,
30:39 rich,
30:40 rich,
30:41 rich!
30:42 Because I'm rich!
30:45 Goodbye, Tony.
30:48 Goodbye.
30:50 [music]
30:52 [inaudible]
30:54 Huh?
30:55 No, we're not doing it.
30:57 Whatever you're thinking of us,
30:59 we won't do it.
31:00 Because we already talked to Kiko
31:02 that we'll be sticking to you.
31:03 Right, Kiko?
31:04 Yes.
31:05 Who are you?
31:06 Of course.
31:07 Of course, if you're here,
31:09 I'll be here.
31:10 Maui.
31:11 Yes, that's right.
31:12 This is Casey.
31:13 The voice of Lucy,
31:14 who looks like Richard.
31:16 [inaudible]
31:18 You?
31:19 Yes.
31:20 How are you?
31:21 [inaudible]
31:23 Oh, brother, you're already here.
31:29 Yes, why?
31:30 Brother, did you finish the clinic?
31:32 A while ago.
31:33 What happened to Bong's ride?
31:36 Because he's having a seizure.
31:38 It's a little bit scary.
31:39 Ride?
31:41 Yes, ride.
31:42 Ride?
31:43 This?
31:44 This is a ride?
31:46 [inaudible]
31:48 Maui!
31:50 Maui!
31:51 What's wrong?
31:52 What's wrong?
31:53 Bong, you're the only one who's still here.
31:55 No.
31:57 My clothes are not dry there.
32:00 What?
32:01 What are you holding?
32:02 What?
32:04 It's cute.
32:05 You should back up.
32:06 You're more cute.
32:07 You're more cute.
32:08 What?
32:09 You're more cute.
32:10 Bong!
32:11 You're more cute.
32:12 You're more cute.
32:13 He's just kidding.
32:14 He's just kidding.
32:16 What's that?
32:17 I'm going to throw up.
32:20 Let's just go to the meeting.
32:22 Don't.
32:23 Let's just go to the meeting.
32:24 Don't.
32:25 Why are you sad?
32:31 Nothing.
32:33 I'm just happy there, babe.
32:35 Here it is.
32:43 Good evening.
32:45 Ah,
32:46 my dear,
32:48 I just want you to know that
32:51 I already dispatched the rest of the soap.
32:55 And also,
32:57 Edang,
32:59 dear,
33:01 my dear, sweetheart,
33:03 my promo girls,
33:07 I want you to know that
33:10 I also dispatched them.
33:12 You're going to dispatch sexy girls?
33:15 That's impossible, right?
33:16 No, I already dispatched the soap.
33:20 And also, I dispatched my promo girls.
33:23 This is the one in front of your daughter.
33:26 I want to tell you that you're the only woman in my life.
33:31 Right, dear?
33:32 What's that, dear?
33:34 You're acting like a fool.
33:36 You're calling me a dear?
33:37 You're going to act like a fool.
33:42 No, that's what I'm saying.
33:44 I don't believe you.
33:46 I don't believe you.
33:47 No, I really don't.
33:49 I already dispatched the girls.
33:51 Believe me, I really dispatched them.
33:55 You don't have any?
33:56 You don't have any?
33:57 Oh,
33:58 come here, come here.
34:01 You're acting like a fool.
34:02 You're acting like a fool.
34:03 You're acting like a fool.
34:06 That's not included in your promo.
34:08 That's not included.
34:09 What's that?
34:11 Wait, wait.
34:12 You're acting like a fool.
34:13 You're acting like a fool.
34:14 Wait, wait.
34:17 You're acting like a fool.
34:18 You're acting like a fool.
34:19 You're acting like a fool.
34:20 Wait, wait.
34:23 Your dress is different.
34:25 Wow, she's sexy.
34:27 How did you get caught?
34:31 We got caught.
34:34 They took our clothes.
34:35 They always do that.
34:37 That's right.
34:38 How did you get caught?
34:39 How did you get caught?
34:40 How did you get caught?
34:41 How did you get caught?
34:42 How did you get caught?
34:45 What are you doing here?
34:48 They said you're getting caught.
34:49 We have a problem.
34:50 We're ready to go.
34:51 We're behind you.
34:52 You're behind us?
34:53 You're really bad.
34:54 Why are you here?
34:56 You left?
34:58 Yes, yes.
34:59 We're here.
35:00 Your hands are behind you.
35:01 Of course.
35:04 You know, that's why we're here.
35:06 Because we're always being fooled.
35:09 Wait, wait.
35:11 I'll go first.
35:13 I'm so nervous.
35:18 I'll tell you now.
35:20 I'll tell you now.
35:22 I'm going to scream.
35:26 Continue.
35:27 I won't tell you, but I'll tell you now.
35:29 Even if you'll tell me,
35:35 I'll still read you.
35:36 You're so stupid.
35:37 I'll read you.
35:39 And even if you'll read me,
35:41 I promise you,
35:42 I'll read you too.
35:44 I promise you again.
35:46 We'll read each other.
35:48 I'll read you.
35:49 I'll read you.
35:52 How did you get caught?
36:04 To the family,
36:05 I have nothing to promise you.
36:09 I hope you'll have a good life.
36:11 But I'm smiling at you.
36:14 I'm happy.
36:16 I'm so happy.
36:17 I'll hug you.
36:19 Hey, hey.
36:25 You're so annoying.
36:28 You're so annoying.
36:29 You're so annoying.
36:30 You're so annoying.
36:31 I have nothing to promise you.
36:35 I'll just tell you.
36:37 If you'll hug me,
36:39 I'm sure you'll be happy.
36:43 You're so annoying.
36:49 You're so annoying.
36:58 I have nothing to promise you.
37:00 I have nothing to promise you.
37:03 I hope you'll have a good life.
37:05 But I'm sure you'll have a good home.
37:07 You're so annoying.
37:09 You're so annoying.
37:10 You're so annoying.
37:13 You're so annoying.
37:15 Wait.
37:16 One more thing.
37:17 We're here because this place is disappearing.
37:19 Yes.
37:20 We need protection.
37:21 That's why we're going home.
37:22 Yes.
37:23 You're so annoying.
37:26 No problem.
37:27 Just be nice to them.
37:28 That's right.
37:29 That's right.
37:30 Wait.
37:31 Before anything else,
37:32 we'll take a picture of you.
37:34 Come.
37:35 Why are you so slow?
37:43 Why are you so slow?
37:44 I'm not slow.
37:45 I'm not slow.
37:46 Wait.
37:47 Wait.
37:48 Before you take a picture,
37:49 I'll use the same one.
37:51 No.
37:52 No.
37:53 No.
37:54 No.
37:55 (screaming)
37:57 (laughing)
37:59 (screaming)
38:01 (laughing)
38:04 (laughing)
38:06 ♫ I'm your idol
38:26 ♫ I'm your one love
38:28 ♫ I'm your idol
38:30 ♫ I'm your one love
38:32 (cheering)
38:34 (singing in foreign language)
38:46 (singing in foreign language)
38:50 (singing in foreign language)
38:54 (singing in foreign language)
38:59 (singing in foreign language)
39:04 (singing in foreign language)
39:08 I don't like I don't go