Ang dating mahinhin na si Claudia (Rosanna Roces), nag-transform na sa sigang si Facundo?!
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00:31 I can teach you how to sew.
00:33 You can buy your own stuff there.
00:35 But Mom, I can't go yet.
00:37 Well, I need to go early in the morning.
00:39 I need to go to my hearing aid.
00:41 Alright.
00:43 Mom, are you really going to buy a hearing aid?
00:45 No.
00:47 I don't need a hearing aid.
00:49 What?
00:52 I need to go to my hearing aid.
00:53 I need to have support of course.
00:55 You don't need to go there.
00:57 You might hear from there.
00:59 I'm going to buy a hearing aid.
01:01 I'm going to buy a hearing aid.
01:03 I'm going to buy a hearing aid.
01:05 Hey!
01:07 She's so beautiful.
01:09 You're so nice.
01:11 Good morning.
01:13 I brought you a cake.
01:15 Thank you.
01:17 Here you go, Mom.
01:19 Thank you.
01:21 I have a visitor.
01:23 Thank you, Mom.
01:25 I have a visitor.
01:27 What are you doing?
01:29 I'm cooking for you.
01:31 Vivian?
01:33 You're the one who's going to cook?
01:35 You're so nice.
01:37 Good morning.
01:39 Are you going to leave?
01:41 Yes, I'm going to my hearing aid.
01:43 Let's just leave her to cook.
01:45 Okay, bye.
01:47 Wait, Mom.
01:49 Who's going to cook?
01:51 You.
01:53 Me?
01:55 I'm not going to cook.
01:57 You're a man.
01:59 Is that fair?
02:01 You're so beautiful.
02:05 You're so nice.
02:07 You're like a housewife.
02:09 I'm going to buy a hearing aid.
02:11 Is it still there?
02:13 Yes, it's still there.
02:15 I think it's not yet.
02:17 Let's just go.
02:23 Hey, the authorities are holding a hearing!
02:25 They're going to arrest you!
02:27 You're so nice.
02:29 The authorities are holding a hearing.
02:31 What's wrong with that?
02:35 I'm going to shoot you.
02:37 You're going to shoot me?
02:39 The authorities are going to shoot!
02:41 Ouch!
02:43 Didn't you tell them?
02:49 You didn't tell them?
02:51 Yes.
02:53 He's so sudden.
02:55 Oh, my.
02:57 If you're not going to tell them,
02:59 if you're going to hide our relationship,
03:01 it's better if you don't.
03:03 Hey!
03:05 They're so cute.
03:07 Ouch!
03:09 I'm going to hit you.
03:11 Ouch!
03:13 My legs.
03:19 Mommy, let's go.
03:21 Yes.
03:23 Okay.
03:25 Mommy, I'll tell you.
03:27 What?
03:29 That we're going to have a boyfriend.
03:33 And what else?
03:37 That we're planning to get married.
03:41 When?
03:43 Maybe in June.
03:47 Oh, no.
03:49 Maybe in June.
03:51 Ouch!
03:53 Sorry.
03:55 If you see that,
03:57 maybe you heard what he told you.
03:59 Right?
04:01 Don't tell him.
04:03 Don't tell him.
04:05 I won't tell him.
04:07 I have nothing to say.
04:09 Why did you write that?
04:13 I'm going to cut his hand.
04:15 Ouch!
04:17 Hey!
04:21 Let's have a joke.
04:23 Let's have a joke.
04:25 Hey!
04:27 Let's have a joke.
04:29 I'm the captain of Rancho Verde.
04:31 I want peace.
04:33 I don't want you to fight anymore.
04:35 You two, get ready.
04:37 Let's go.
04:39 You're so annoying.
04:43 I think you're hot.
04:45 Huh?
04:47 I'm not hot.
04:49 My mom.
04:51 What happened to your mom?
04:53 My mom?
04:55 I don't know.
04:57 I didn't know.
04:59 She's already a show-tanner.
05:01 See? She's already gossiping.
05:03 She's already a show-tanner?
05:05 Oh!
05:07 Congratulations!
05:09 What's the congrats?
05:11 You have a father, Atty.
05:13 Really?
05:15 Yes!
05:17 When you become his father,
05:19 it's good that
05:21 Bobot will be your brother.
05:23 And when he comes here,
05:25 when he comes to America,
05:27 he'll call you "Brother Miong."
05:29 He'll call me "Brother Miong."
05:31 He'll keep calling you that.
05:33 You want to be his brother?
05:35 That's what will happen.
05:37 You'll be his brother.
05:39 What's this?
05:41 Help me.
05:43 Why? What happened to you?
05:45 Who hit you?
05:47 Me.
05:49 I'm the one who hit you.
05:51 Go away. I'll show you.
05:53 Claudia.
05:55 Who's Claudia?
05:57 I'm Claudia.
05:59 I have a different name. Just call me Facundo.
06:01 Facundo.
06:03 Oh!
06:05 Claudia is our neighbor.
06:07 You're a fox now?
06:09 Facundo?
06:11 I have a different identity.
06:13 I'm tired of being
06:15 a man's servant.
06:17 I'm a servant wherever I go.
06:19 That's why I don't like that.
06:21 You know,
06:23 I'm always thinking,
06:25 "Everyone hits me.
06:27 I'm a man now."
06:29 You're really a man.
06:31 You're really like that.
06:33 But did you hold your hand on my belly?
06:35 I'll hit you.
06:37 Wait.
06:39 Here.
06:41 Here.
06:43 Here.
06:45 I'm a man.
06:47 I'm a man.
06:49 I'm a man.
06:51 Why?
06:53 I'm hot.
06:55 What?
06:57 I mean, I'm gay.
06:59 What?
07:01 You're a pardge now.
07:03 You're a pardge now.
07:05 You're a pardge now.
07:07 You're a pardge now.
07:09 You're a pardge now.
07:11 You're a pardge now.
07:13 You're a pardge now.
07:15 You're a pardge now.
07:17 You're a pardge now.
07:19 You're a pardge now.
07:21 You're a pardge now.
07:23 You're a pardge now.
07:25 You're a pardge now.
07:27 You're a pardge now.
07:29 You're a pardge now.
07:31 You're a pardge now.
07:33 You're a pardge now.
07:35 You're a pardge now.
07:37 You're a pardge now.
07:39 You're a pardge now.
07:41 You're a pardge now.
07:43 You're a pardge now.
07:45 You're a pardge now.
07:47 You're a pardge now.
07:49 You're a pardge now.
07:51 You're a pardge now.
07:53 You're a pardge now.
07:55 You're a pardge now.
07:57 You're a pardge now.
07:59 You're a pardge now.
08:01 You're a pardge now.
08:03 I'm a pardge now.
08:05 I'm a pardge now.
08:07 I'm a pardge now.
08:09 I'm a pardge now.
08:11 I'm a pardge now.
08:13 I'm a pardge now.
08:19 You're a pardge now.
08:21 You're a pardge now.
08:23 You're a pardge now.
08:25 You're a pardge now.
08:27 You're a pardge now.
08:29 You're a pardge now.
08:31 You're a pardge now.
08:33 You're a pardge now.
08:35 You're a pardge now.
08:37 You're a pardge now.
08:39 You're a pardge now.
08:41 You're a pardge now.
08:43 You're a pardge now.
08:45 You're a pardge now.
08:47 You're a pardge now.
08:49 You're a pardge now.
08:51 You're a pardge now.
08:53 You're a pardge now.
08:55 You're a pardge now.
08:57 I learned something.
08:59 You won't cry.
09:01 If you hurt yourself, you'll cry.
09:03 This is how you should breathe.
09:05 Don't cry.
09:07 You might get cut.
09:09 Let's go.
09:13 Don't join us.
09:15 Do you have a medal?
09:17 Why are you crying?
09:19 You're not good.
09:21 Don't cry.
09:23 Let's go.
09:25 I'll have a snack.
09:27 You're hungry.
09:29 Sometimes, people change.
09:31 But I think,
09:33 you're not good.
09:35 No.
09:37 I'm old.
09:39 We'll be good.
09:41 We'll be good.
09:43 We're not old.
09:45 Tony, I think,
09:47 you're making money.
09:49 Add this.
09:51 You're making money.
09:53 You're making money.
09:55 You'll give it to me.
09:57 You'll take care of me.
09:59 Tony, you're not good for your mom.
10:01 Who asked you?
10:03 You're good.
10:05 What are you going to do with this?
10:07 I know Cap.
10:09 He's hot.
10:11 But it's necessary.
10:13 It takes time.
10:15 It may fade away.
10:17 Tony, I know you should be good to Cap.
10:19 I'll be good.
10:21 But it's not fair.
10:23 Why should I be good to my son?
10:25 Tony, even if your parents are not around,
10:27 show Cap and Gigi
10:29 that you're serious about taking care of your mom.
10:31 Okay.
10:33 That's your advice.
10:35 Yes.
10:37 Come with me.
10:39 I'll take you to the car wash.
10:41 Car wash?
10:43 I know a car wash.
10:45 Let's go.
10:47 Remy,
10:49 do you have any
10:51 medicine for the bones?
10:53 I don't have a medicine for this.
10:55 I don't have one.
10:57 Where's the medicine?
11:03 The medicine for the belly.
11:13 I'm not ready.
11:15 I'm not ready.
11:17 I'm not ready.
11:19 I know you're cooking.
11:21 I don't want to miss the meat.
11:23 Do you think this is okay?
11:25 It's not.
11:27 It's not?
11:29 Okay.
11:31 Don't put too much.
11:33 It might be too much.
11:35 I'm not ready.
11:37 I'm not ready.
11:39 I'm not ready.
11:43 Claudia?
11:45 You're so pretty.
11:47 Claudia?
11:49 You're so beautiful.
11:51 I think there's a rumor out there.
11:53 You're a tomboy.
11:55 I'm just a sexual preference.
11:57 She's not.
12:01 I thought it's just a false statement.
12:03 You're a false statement.
12:05 You're a big fat liar.
12:07 Let me see.
12:09 Stop it.
12:11 I thought you're going to be a big fat liar.
12:13 You're too much.
12:15 I think she's already like this.
12:19 I'm sorry.
12:21 I'm just kidding.
12:23 Wait, where's Leon?
12:25 He's upstairs.
12:27 He's there?
12:29 Why?
12:31 Nothing.
12:33 Are you two together?
12:35 Yes.
12:37 Did you hear anything?
12:39 No.
12:41 He's not telling anything.
12:43 I'll go.
12:45 Stop it.
12:47 I'm so mad.
12:49 Leon?
12:57 Why are you mad?
12:59 Who wouldn't be mad?
13:07 You're flirting with Torne.
13:09 I won't allow it.
13:11 I don't want it.
13:13 It's hard to explain.
13:17 But I want you to know that
13:19 it's not easy for me
13:21 to live alone here.
13:23 It's okay, but there will be a time
13:25 when we'll get married.
13:27 What if I'm not that easy
13:29 to live alone?
13:31 Do you know
13:35 that I've been living alone
13:37 for a long time?
13:39 When you were little,
13:41 your father left us.
13:43 Don't use your father.
13:45 He has nothing to do with this.
13:47 You don't love him.
13:49 You don't love my father.
13:51 I love your father.
13:53 I know that he loves me.
13:55 But he's gone.
13:59 I need someone
14:01 who will remember me
14:03 and help me.
14:05 Don't be like that.
14:07 Don't be like that.
14:09 Don't be like that.
14:13 It's hard for you.
14:15 You don't understand anything.
14:17 You don't understand yourself.
14:19 You don't understand your feelings.
14:21 You don't understand your feelings.
14:23 Mango?
14:31 Really?
14:33 I'm using
14:35 mangoes to make my skin look good.
14:37 I'm combing my hair.
14:39 I'm scrubbing my hair.
14:41 I'm scrubbing my hair.
14:43 You mean, you're cooking?
14:45 Are you stupid?
14:47 I don't want to do that.
14:49 I know that I'm stupid.
14:51 You smell good.
14:53 You smell like a sinigang.
14:55 What?
14:57 Is it sour?
14:59 Yes.
15:01 I don't want to eat that.
15:03 Give me that.
15:05 There's rice.
15:07 Are you cleaning the garbage here?
15:09 Yes, sir.
15:11 I told you,
15:13 I'll like this car wash.
15:15 It's okay here.
15:17 Of course, it should be okay.
15:19 This is new. They're selling it to me.
15:21 Did you see that plaque?
15:23 WJS 300.
15:25 If that becomes mine,
15:27 I'll change the W to M.
15:29 MJS.
15:31 It suits you,
15:33 sir.
15:35 What are your services here?
15:37 I'm a vacuum and a washer.
15:39 Vacuum and a washer?
15:41 Can you vacuum me?
15:43 Of course.
15:45 Can you vacuum this?
15:47 Yes.
15:49 Let's start.
15:51 Okay.
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15:57 ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪
16:02 ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪
16:08 ♪ Get this party started on a Saturday night ♪
16:13 ♪ Everybody's waiting for me to arrive ♪
16:17 ♪ Sending out the message to all of my friends ♪
16:20 ♪ We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz ♪
16:24 ♪ I got lots of style ♪
16:26 ♪ Like my gold diamond rings ♪
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17:36 ♪ Everybody's chilling as I set up the booth ♪
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17:44 ♪ Everybody's dancing and they're dancing for me ♪
17:47 ♪ I'm your operator, you can call anytime ♪
17:51 ♪ I'll be your connection 'til you're running out ♪
17:56 ♪ Well I'm coming up so you better get high ♪
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19:06 it's gonna be Bill Bill, right?
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19:10 It's comedy, right?
19:11 How about my name?
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19:17 - Okay.
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19:37 - Hey guys, maybe we could watch a movie after this.
19:54 - Ooh, that's a very bright idea of you, huh?
19:59 - You know what, we should watch,
20:01 I have a bright suggestion also.
20:03 The Heart, Blood, Warming movie,
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20:20 - It's a very bright idea, right?
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29:21 - I have a feeling also.
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29:27 I'm in love with you.
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33:54 And left, left, left, right, left, and don't halt.
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35:28 ♪ And shake it to the left ♪
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35:47 ♪ That's all of it, that be flowing out ♪
35:49 ♪ And it might be really a stop, yo ♪
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35:52 ♪ Turn out the lights and out flow ♪
35:54 ♪ To the extreme rockabye, rockabay ♪
35:56 ♪ No laughing at the same old time ♪
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36:03 - Yeah.
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36:15 - Go, yes, again, again.
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40:32 I don't go stop
40:34 Bye!