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00:00 *sad music*
00:07 *sad music*
00:15 I just finished my test.
00:17 I'm in the library.
00:19 *dog barks*
00:21 Excuse me, sorry.
00:23 You okay?
00:25 *dog barks*
00:27 *dog screams*
00:29 *dog whimpers*
00:31 *dog barks*
00:33 *dog whimpers*
00:35 *dog whimpers*
00:37 *dog whimpers*
00:39 *dog whimpers*
00:41 *dog screams*
00:45 *sad music*
00:47 *sad music*
00:49 *sad music*
00:51 *sad music*
00:53 *dog screams*
00:55 *dog screams*
00:57 I was just allowed to drink coca cola. How cool is that? Now I play Fortnite and drink cola. Yippie!
01:06 Damn I messed up we gotta go ball.
01:10 Oh I see!
01:12 Man let me show you little niggas how to cook man.
01:15 Fuck out my face.
01:17 AHHHHH!
01:18 (Dog barking)
01:27 (Music)
01:32 A full grown woman taking a doll out of a child's hand.
01:36 (Music)
01:39 Bro how fast are you going bro what the fuck?
01:42 I'm only going 20 bro the speed of this is 15.
01:44 What the fuck?
01:46 I do not appreciate being filmed for this.
01:48 Oh he's not filming he identifies the camera.
01:51 Yeah we just kinda, I'm glad it's funny to you.
01:54 It's just very confusing.
01:56 AHHHHH!
01:57 (Screaming)
02:11 (Laughing)
02:23 Guys this orange is a gyneminosaurus whatever you say gyninosaurus, gymetamorphic, gyganostis, gymorinis.
02:38 I was bullied for being skinny.
02:40 AHHHHH!
02:41 So I ate a salad to become even skinnier.
02:44 AHHHHH!
02:45 For my protein I ate grilled chicken because it's low in calories.
02:49 AHHHHH!
02:50 I love my diet I feel so skinny.
02:54 AHHHHH!
02:57 Wait are you a Pisces? What are you?
02:59 Oh don't tell me you just guessed that.
03:01 Are you Pisces?
03:02 Yes.
03:03 (Laughing)
03:04 (Speaking in foreign language)
03:08 (Music)
03:18 (Laughing)
03:22 No way.
03:25 Yeah but did you see what he said to her?
03:28 Wait what did he say?
03:29 Adam why the fuck are you talking?
03:31 No you gotta be joking I'm a victim.
03:34 (Groaning)
03:41 What are you?
03:43 What happened?
03:44 My hand broke.
03:45 (Hand breaking)
03:57 (Laughing)
04:00 Wow so high up.
04:04 Jump off jump off.
04:06 Can I tell you a joke?
04:08 Yeah.
04:09 Alright which joke do you want me to tell you?
04:11 The door is banana.
04:16 The door is banana?
04:18 Alright the door is a banana.
04:20 (Screaming)
04:21 (Laughing)
04:23 (Mumbling)
04:37 Yo Baba how's the food tasting?
04:39 Oh this stuff is busting respectfully no cheesy.
04:45 Oh what about you Abuji?
04:47 (Screaming)
04:58 (Mumbling)
04:59 Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side.
05:04 (Mumbling)
05:20 And cheese.
05:25 (Screaming)
05:33 Check the ref.
05:39 Please please give me your number.
05:41 Please give me your number please.
05:43 Please.
05:45 What are you doing?
05:55 Do you want milk?
05:57 You want milk?
05:59 Yes.
06:01 (Mumbling)
06:05 (Screaming)
06:10 (Mumbling)
06:15 Put your phone down you're going to break it.
06:17 (Screaming)
06:20 What is up YouTube today we are going to be kissing the next dude I see.
06:24 No.
06:25 Oh hey.
06:26 (Music)
06:43 Get the hell out of my yard.
06:45 JT JT.
06:46 Let me have this house.
06:47 JT let you have my house.
06:48 Dad.
06:49 My shed.
06:50 I want it.
06:51 Your trespassing on my property.
06:53 You didn't win shit in my yard.
06:54 Wait wait wait.
06:55 I'm not your property.
06:56 Daddy chill.
06:58 What the hell is even that?
07:00 Are you Donald Trump?
07:02 Yes I am.
07:03 And I'm Hillary Clinton.
07:05 Shut up.
07:06 Anyway.
07:07 You want this bag of candy it's so huge.
07:10 I'm going to put it to the test.
07:14 I don't really know where it is even in your knee.
07:16 So what am I supposed to be doing here?
07:19 I guess it's just like travel by fire.
07:21 And you just guess.
07:23 (Music)
07:31 Gracias senor.
07:33 (Crying)
07:51 I'm going to tell my mom.
07:53 I'm going to tell my dad.
07:54 What you guys going to do?
07:55 Fuck your mom.
07:56 Mommy.
07:59 Yo look look look a honey bun.
08:00 Where?
08:01 Fat bitch.
08:02 (Music)
08:13 (Singing)
08:21 (Laughing)
08:24 (Music)
08:39 Okay guys so.
08:40 We're at zero subscribers.
08:42 So please.
08:43 (Speaking in foreign language)
08:45 (Music)