Reservoir Dogs (1992)

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Reservoir Dogs is a 1992 American neo-noir crime film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino in his feature-length debut. It stars Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi, Lawrence Tierney, Michael Madsen, Tarantino, and Edward Bunker as diamond thieves whose heist of a jewelry store goes terribly wrong. Kirk Baltz, Randy Brooks, and Steven Wright also play supporting roles. It incorporates many motifs that have become Tarantino's hallmarks: violent crime, pop culture references, profanity, and nonlinear storytelling.

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00:00:10 Let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about.

00:00:21 It's all about a girl who dicks a guy with a big dick.

00:00:24 The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks.

00:00:27 No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable.

00:00:31 She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.

00:00:35 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

00:00:35 time out, Green Day.

00:00:36 Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

00:00:38 >> Toby, who the fuck is Toby?

00:00:40 >> Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.

00:00:45 That's what True Blue's about.

00:00:46 No, granted, no argument about that.

00:00:48 >> Who's True Blue?

00:00:49 >> You ain't heard True Blue?

00:00:50 It's a big ass information.

00:00:52 I don't even follow that top to the bottom shit, and

00:00:54 you've never heard of True Blue.

00:00:55 >> Yeah, so he was saying he heard of it.

00:00:56 You know, all I asked is how's it go?

00:00:58 Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna.

00:01:01 >> Personally, I can do without her.

00:01:02 >> I used to like her early stuff, Borderline.

00:01:05 Once she got out into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I turned out.

00:01:08 >> Wait, you guys are like making me lose my train of thought here.

00:01:11 I was saying something.

00:01:12 What was it?

00:01:13 >> Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl.

00:01:17 That was her last name.

00:01:18 >> What's that?

00:01:19 >> That's an old address book I found on a coat I have with one of the cool's aides.

00:01:24 What was that name?

00:01:25 >> What the fuck was I talking about?

00:01:27 >> So True Blue was about a guy, a potential girl who meets a nice guy,

00:01:32 but like a virgin was met with a big dick.

00:01:34 >> Okay, let me tell you what like a virgin's about.

00:01:37 It's all about this coot, who's a regular fucking shit.

00:01:40 Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

00:01:43 dick, dick, dick, dick.

00:01:45 >> How many dicks is that?

00:01:47 >> A lot.

00:01:47 >> Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby.

00:01:52 I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape.

00:01:54 He's big and tough.

00:01:56 All right, now she's getting a serious dick action, and she's feeling something she

00:01:59 ain't felt since forever, pain, pain.

00:02:03 >> Chew, Toby, chew.

00:02:04 >> It hurts.

00:02:05 It hurts her.

00:02:07 It shouldn't hurt.

00:02:07 You know, her pussy should be bubbling up by now.

00:02:09 But when this cat fucks her, it hurts.

00:02:12 It hurts just like it did the first time.

00:02:15 You see, the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.

00:02:20 Hence, like a virgin.

00:02:24 >> Wong, give me that fucking thing.

00:02:27 >> What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:02:29 Give me my book.

00:02:30 >> I'm sick of fucking hearing it, Joe.

00:02:31 I'll give it back to you when we leave.

00:02:33 >> What do you mean when we leave?

00:02:34 Give me it back now.

00:02:36 >> For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names.

00:02:40 Toby.

00:02:41 Toby.

00:02:42 Toby.

00:02:44 Toby Wong.

00:02:45 Toby Wong.

00:02:46 Toby Wong.

00:02:47 Toby Chung.

00:02:48 Fucking Charlie Chan.

00:02:50 I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby the Jack, I don't know what, coming out of my right.

00:02:57 >> Give me that book.

00:03:00 >> Are you going to put it away?

00:03:01 >> I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want with it.

00:03:05 >> Well, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep it.

00:03:07 >> Hey, Joe.

00:03:09 Want me to shoot this guy?

00:03:10 >> Shit.

00:03:12 You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

00:03:15 [ Laughter ]

00:03:19 >> Have you guys been listening to the K-Ability Super Sounds of the '70s?

00:03:22 >> Oh, yeah, man, it's fucking great, isn't it?

00:03:24 >> You believe the song's going to play?

00:03:26 >> You know what I heard the other day?

00:03:27 Heartbeat, it's a love beat by Little Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco family, man, I haven't heard that song since I was in the fifth fucking grade.

00:03:33 >> When I was coming down here, the night the lights went out and Georgia came on, I hadn't heard that song since it was big.

00:03:40 When it was big, I must have heard it a million trillion fucking times.

00:03:43 This is the first time I ever realized that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Andy.

00:03:48 >> Wait a minute, you didn't know that Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy?

00:03:50 >> I thought it was the cheating wife who shot Andy.

00:03:53 >> Yeah, but they said that at the end of the song.

00:03:55 >> I know, motherfucker, I just heard it.

00:03:56 That's what I'm talking about.

00:03:57 Remember?

00:03:58 [ Laughter ]

00:04:00 >> I must have zoned out during that part.

00:04:03 >> All right, I'll take care of the check.

00:04:06 You guys can get the tip.

00:04:09 Should be about a buck apiece.

00:04:11 And you, when I come back, I want my book.

00:04:15 >> Sorry, it's my book now.

00:04:17 >> Hey, I changed my mind.

00:04:19 Shoot this piece of shit, will you?

00:04:22 [ Laughter ]

00:04:23 >> All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.

00:04:32 Come on, throw in a buck.

00:04:36 >> Uh-uh, I don't tip.

00:04:38 >> You don't tip?

00:04:39 >> No, I don't believe in it.

00:04:42 >> You don't believe in tipping?

00:04:43 >> Do you know what these chicks make?

00:04:45 They make shit.

00:04:46 >> Don't give me that.

00:04:47 She don't make enough money, she can quit.

00:04:49 >> I don't even know if fucking Jude ever bothered to say that.

00:04:53 Let me just get this straight.

00:04:54 You don't ever tip, huh?

00:04:56 >> I don't tip because society says I have to.

00:04:58 All right, I mean, I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip.

00:05:01 If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra.

00:05:03 But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds.

00:05:06 I mean, as far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

00:05:09 >> Hey, this girl was nice.

00:05:11 >> She was okay.

00:05:12 I mean, she wasn't anything special.

00:05:13 >> What's special?

00:05:14 Take you in the back and suck your dick?

00:05:15 [laughter]

00:05:16 >> I'd go over 12% for that.

00:05:17 >> Hey, look, I ordered coffee, right?

00:05:18 Now, we've been here a long fucking time.

00:05:19 She's only filled my cup three times.

00:05:20 I mean, when I order coffee, I want it filled six times.

00:05:21 >> Six times?

00:05:22 Well, you know, what if she's too fucking busy?

00:05:23 >> Words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.

00:05:34 >> Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.

00:05:38 >> Jesus Christ, I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death.

00:05:41 They make minimum wage.

00:05:42 You know, I used to work minimum wage.

00:05:43 And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job the society deemed tip-worthy.

00:05:48 >> You don't care they're counting on your tips to live?

00:05:50 >> You know what this is?

00:05:54 It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

00:05:57 >> You don't have any idea what you're talking about.

00:06:00 These people bust their ass.

00:06:02 This is a hard job.

00:06:04 >> So is working at McDonald's.

00:06:06 But you don't feel the need to tip them, do you?

00:06:07 Well, why not?

00:06:08 They're serving you food.

00:06:09 But no, society says, "Don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here."

00:06:12 That's bullshit.

00:06:14 >> Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country.

00:06:19 It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on.

00:06:23 The reason is because of their tips.

00:06:26 >> Fuck all that.

00:06:28 [laughing]

00:06:30 >> Jesus Christ.

00:06:31 >> I mean, I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips.

00:06:33 That's fucked up.

00:06:34 That ain't my fault.

00:06:35 I mean, it would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis.

00:06:40 I mean, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it.

00:06:44 Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it.

00:06:45 But what I won't do is play ball.

00:06:47 And it's non-college bullshit you're giving me.

00:06:48 I got two words for that.

00:06:49 Learn to fucking type.

00:06:51 Because if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fucking surprise.

00:06:54 >> You always convince me.

00:06:55 Give me my dollar back.

00:06:56 Hey!

00:06:58 Leave the dollars there.

00:07:01 >> All right, ramblers, let's get rambling.

00:07:04 Wait a minute.

00:07:05 Who did he throw in?

00:07:07 >> Mr. Pink.

00:07:08 >> Mr. Pink.

00:07:10 Why not?

00:07:11 >> He don't tip.

00:07:12 >> He don't tip?

00:07:14 What do you mean, you don't tip?

00:07:16 >> You don't believe in it.

00:07:17 >> Shut up.

00:07:18 What do you mean, you don't believe in it?

00:07:20 Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.

00:07:23 I paid for your goddamn breakfast.

00:07:25 >> All right, since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in.

00:07:27 But normally I would never do this.

00:07:31 >> Never mind what you normally would do.

00:07:33 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else.

00:07:36 >> Thank you.

00:07:39 >> That was the Partridge family's "Doesn't Somebody Want to be Wanted?"

00:07:44 Followed by Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"

00:07:49 as Kay Billy's "Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend" just keeps on truckin'.

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00:09:44 >> Just hold on, buddy boy.

00:09:47 >> I'm gonna die.

00:09:49 >> Hey.

00:09:51 >> I'm sorry.

00:09:54 >> Give me your hands.

00:09:55 >> I can't believe she killed me, man.

00:09:57 Who the fuck got that?

00:09:59 >> Hey, just catch that shit right now.

00:10:03 You're hurt.

00:10:04 You're hurt real fucking bad.

00:10:06 But you ain't dying.

00:10:08 >> I'm gonna die.

00:10:09 I'm gonna--

00:10:13 >> Oh.

00:10:14 >> I was scared the shit out of me, Larry.

00:10:16 I'm gonna die.

00:10:17 I know it.

00:10:18 >> Oh.

00:10:19 Excuse me.

00:10:20 I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine.

00:10:24 Are you a doctor?

00:10:26 Are you a doctor?

00:10:28 Answer me, please.

00:10:29 Are you a doctor?

00:10:31 Huh?

00:10:32 >> No, I'm not.

00:10:34 >> Okay.

00:10:35 So you admit you don't know what you're talking about.

00:10:39 So if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, slide back and listen to the news.

00:10:43 I'm taking you back to the rendezvous.

00:10:45 Joe's gonna get you a doctor.

00:10:47 The doctor's gonna fix you up.

00:10:49 And you're gonna be okay.

00:10:52 Now say it.

00:10:54 You're gonna be okay.

00:10:56 Say it!

00:10:58 You're gonna be okay.

00:11:00 Say the goddamn words.

00:11:02 You're gonna be okay.

00:11:04 Say the goddamn fucking words.

00:11:07 Say it!

00:11:09 >> Okay, Larry.

00:11:11 >> Correct.

00:11:13 Correct.

00:11:17 >> Okay.

00:11:20 [gunshot]

00:11:24 [groaning]

00:11:29 >> Where are we?

00:11:30 >> You're it!

00:11:32 Yeah, baby, man!

00:11:34 Yeah, baby!

00:11:36 >> We're in a warehouse.

00:11:38 Who's a tough guy?

00:11:40 Who's a tough guy?

00:11:42 Come on, who's a tough guy?

00:11:44 >> I'm a tough guy!

00:11:46 >> You're a tough guy.

00:11:48 You're a fucking tough guy.

00:11:54 Okay.

00:11:55 Okay.

00:11:56 We're in a warehouse.

00:11:58 Look where we are.

00:11:59 We made it.

00:12:00 We made it.

00:12:01 We fucking made it.

00:12:03 We're in a warehouse.

00:12:06 Look where we are.

00:12:08 Hold on.

00:12:10 Hold on.

00:12:12 Hold on.

00:12:14 You're it!

00:12:16 Stop banging your head.

00:12:18 You're gonna bang a fucking hole in the floor.

00:12:21 You don't want to hurt the fucking floor, do you?

00:12:24 Can't do anything for you.

00:12:26 But when Joe gets here, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

00:12:30 I'm gonna do anything for you.

00:12:33 But when Joe gets here, which will be anytime now, he's gonna help you out.

00:12:38 He's gonna take care of you.

00:12:40 Okay?

00:12:41 We're just gonna sit here and we're gonna wait for Joe.

00:12:44 Who are we waiting for?

00:12:53 >> You fucking scared me.

00:12:59 >> Just hold me.

00:13:01 >> Yeah.

00:13:03 >> Mm-hmm.

00:13:17 >> [whispering]

00:13:29 >> Go ahead and be scared.

00:13:32 You've been brave enough for one day.

00:13:38 I just want you to relax now.

00:13:40 Okay?

00:13:42 You're not gonna fucking die.

00:13:43 You're gonna be fine.

00:13:44 When Joe gets here, I'm gonna give you a hundred percent again.

00:13:49 My heart, I'm not bad, Larry.

00:13:52 It's not good.

00:13:54 >> No.

00:13:56 >> Hey, Larry.

00:13:58 Bless your heart for what you're trying to do.

00:14:02 I was panicking for a minute back there.

00:14:06 But I got my senses back now.

00:14:09 I'm gonna die.

00:14:14 The situation is I'm shot in the belly.

00:14:16 Without medical attention, I'm gonna die.

00:14:22 >> I can't take you to a hospital.

00:14:24 >> Fuck jail, man!

00:14:26 You don't have to take me in.

00:14:28 Just drive me up to the front, man.

00:14:31 Strap me on the sidewalk.

00:14:33 I'll take care of myself.

00:14:36 Don't tell me anything.

00:14:39 I swear to fucking God, man.

00:14:43 Just look at my eyes, Larry.

00:14:45 Look at my eyes.

00:14:48 Don't tell them anything.

00:14:52 You'll be safe, man.

00:14:56 You're not gonna fucking die, kid.

00:14:58 All right?

00:15:00 Listen to me.

00:15:01 You're gonna be fine.

00:15:04 Along with the kneecap, the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in.

00:15:09 >> Shit.

00:15:10 >> But it takes a long time to die from it.

00:15:13 I'm talking days.

00:15:15 You're gonna wish you were dead.

00:15:17 But it takes days to die from your wound.

00:15:20 Time is on your side.

00:15:21 >> Is that a fucking setup or what?

00:15:25 Shit.

00:15:26 Orange got tagged?

00:15:28 >> Gut shot.

00:15:30 >> Fuck.

00:15:31 Where's, uh, Brown?

00:15:33 >> Dead.

00:15:35 >> How did he die?

00:15:37 >> How the fuck do you think?

00:15:39 The cop shot him.

00:15:42 >> This is bad.

00:15:43 This is so fucking bad.

00:15:45 Is it bad?

00:15:47 >> As opposed to good?

00:15:50 >> Man, this is fucked up.

00:15:52 This is so fucked up.

00:15:54 Somebody fucked us up big time, man.

00:16:00 >> You really think we were set up?

00:16:02 >> Do you even doubt it, man?

00:16:04 I don't think we got set up.

00:16:05 I know we got set up.

00:16:06 I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh?

00:16:08 One minute they're not there, and the next minute they're there?

00:16:10 I didn't hear any sirens.

00:16:13 The alarm went off, okay?

00:16:14 When an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time.

00:16:17 Unless a patrol car was cruising that street at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they could realistically respond.

00:16:22 And in one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, all one up a bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing.

00:16:27 They were all just there.

00:16:30 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars, okay?

00:16:32 Those were the ones responding to the alarm, man, were those first motherfuckers.

00:16:35 I'm telling you, man, they were there, and they were waiting for us.

00:16:38 Haven't you fucking thought about this?

00:16:40 >> I haven't got a chance to think.

00:16:43 First I was just trying to get the fuck out of there.

00:16:46 And after we got away, I've just been dealing with him.

00:16:49 >> You better start fucking thinking about it, man, because that's all I'm thinking about, man.

00:16:52 I wasn't even going to come here.

00:16:53 I was going to drive, just drive off, man, because whoever says something else about this place, there are going to be cops here waiting for us, man.

00:16:59 There are going to be cops coming here right now.

00:17:05 >> Let's go in the other room.

00:17:06 Hey, right in there.

00:17:08 >> I don't even think.

00:17:10 I don't even think.

00:17:11 I'm not getting in there.

00:17:12 >> Relax.

00:17:13 I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:17:17 I'll be right there looking at you.

00:17:19 I'm right here looking at you, okay?

00:17:21 Just come on, right there.

00:17:23 Right over here.

00:17:28 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:17:31 >> Relax.

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00:17:34 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:17:39 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:17:55 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:18:00 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:18:01 >> Relax.

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00:18:05 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:18:06 >> Relax.

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00:18:10 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:18:15 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:18:16 >> Relax.

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00:18:20 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:18:28 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:18:29 >> Relax.

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00:18:32 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:18:39 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:18:52 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

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00:19:18 >> I'm going to be right there looking at you.

00:19:19 >> Relax.

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00:19:24 and all these cops are outside.

00:19:27 You're right, because I blink my eyes and they're there.

00:19:32 Everybody starts calling ape shit,

00:19:34 and Mr. Blond starts to shoot all the inmates.

00:19:36 - That's not correct.

00:19:39 - What's wrong with it?

00:19:40 - Okay, the cops did not show up after the alarm went off.

00:19:43 The cops didn't show up until after Mr. Blond

00:19:45 started shooting everybody.

00:19:47 - As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops--

00:19:49 - No, man, I'm telling you, it wasn't that soon, okay?

00:19:50 They didn't let their presence be known

00:19:52 until after Mr. Blond became a madman, all right?

00:19:54 I'm not saying they weren't there, I'm saying they were there.

00:19:57 But they didn't make a move until after Mr. Blond

00:19:59 started shooting everybody.

00:20:01 I mean, that's how I know we were set up.

00:20:04 Come on, Mr. White, I mean, you can see that--

00:20:06 - Look, look, enough of this Mr. White shit.

00:20:08 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, man, don't tell me your fucking name,

00:20:10 man, I don't wanna know it.

00:20:11 Jesus Christ, I ain't gonna tell you mine.

00:20:15 - You're right, this is bad.

00:20:22 (sighing)

00:20:24 - How did you get out?

00:20:29 - They shot my way out.

00:20:31 Everybody started shooting,

00:20:32 so I blasted my way out of there.

00:20:33 (alarm ringing)

00:20:36 - Move in, get out of the way!

00:20:40 Get the fuck out of the way!

00:20:42 Get the fuck out of the way!

00:20:46 I said get out of the way!

00:20:49 (guns firing)

00:20:51 (grunting)

00:20:54 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem, man?

00:20:57 Fucking asshole!

00:20:58 - Look out!

00:20:59 - Stop!

00:21:00 - Move!

00:21:01 - Keep going, Tony!

00:21:03 (horn honking)

00:21:05 (guns firing)

00:21:07 - Jesus.

00:21:10 - Get out of the car!

00:21:11 Get the fuck out of the car!

00:21:13 Move in, move in!

00:21:15 (sirens blaring)

00:21:19 (guns firing)

00:21:22 - Tagged a couple of cops.

00:21:47 Did you kill anybody?

00:21:49 - A few cops.

00:21:50 - No real people?

00:21:52 - Just cops.

00:21:53 - Man, could you believe Mr. Blonde?

00:22:09 - That was the most insane fucking thing I've ever seen.

00:22:12 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that?

00:22:15 - I mean, I don't wanna kill anybody.

00:22:17 I gotta get out that door and you're standing in my way.

00:22:19 One way or the other, you're getting out of my way.

00:22:21 - That's the way I look at it.

00:22:24 Choice between doing 10 years,

00:22:26 taking out some stupid motherfucker.

00:22:29 Ain't no choice at all.

00:22:32 But I ain't no madman either.

00:22:34 What the fuck was Joe thinking?

00:22:37 Killing a guy like that?

00:22:39 We're all for goddamn lucky he didn't tag us

00:22:43 when he shot the place up.

00:22:45 I came this close to taking his ass out myself.

00:22:49 - I mean, everybody panics.

00:22:51 Everybody.

00:22:52 Things get tense.

00:22:54 It's human nature, you panic.

00:22:55 I don't care what your name is, you can't help it.

00:22:59 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside.

00:23:01 In your head, you know?

00:23:03 And you give yourself a couple of seconds,

00:23:05 you get a hold of the situation, you deal with it.

00:23:07 What you don't do, you start shooting up the place

00:23:09 and start killing people.

00:23:10 - Yeah, what you're supposed to do

00:23:11 is act like a fucking professional.

00:23:14 - Psychopath ain't a professional.

00:23:17 Can't work with a psychopath.

00:23:19 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next.

00:23:23 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think

00:23:25 that black girl was, 20?

00:23:28 Maybe 21?

00:23:29 - If that.

00:23:30 - Hey, look, did you see what happened to anybody else?

00:23:36 Me and Orange jumped in the car, ground floored it.

00:23:39 If that, I don't know what we'd do.

00:23:41 - Well, at that point, it was every man for himself, man.

00:23:44 As far as Mr. Blond and Mr. Blue,

00:23:45 I ain't got the foggiest, 'cause once I got out,

00:23:47 I never looked back.

00:23:49 - What do you think?

00:23:51 - What do I think?

00:23:52 I mean, you know, the cops either caught 'em or killed 'em.

00:23:56 - Got a chance to punch through, you found hope.

00:23:59 - Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle.

00:24:01 But even if they did get away, then where the fuck are they?

00:24:06 - You wanna take a spot, one of them got ahold of diamonds

00:24:08 and shh.

00:24:08 - No, no way.

00:24:10 - You're so sure?

00:24:12 - I got the diamonds.

00:24:15 - That's my boy.

00:24:25 Where?

00:24:26 - I stashed 'em.

00:24:29 Look, if you wanna come with me,

00:24:30 let's go get 'em right now, right this second, man,

00:24:33 'cause I think staying here, man,

00:24:34 we should have a fucking heads examine.

00:24:37 - I mean, that was the plan, we'd be here.

00:24:39 - Well, then where the fuck is everybody?

00:24:41 I say the plan becomes null and void

00:24:42 once we find out we got a rat in the house.

00:24:44 We ain't got the slightest fucking idea

00:24:45 what happened to Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue.

00:24:47 I mean, they could both be dead,

00:24:48 or maybe they're arrested.

00:24:49 The cops could have 'em right now

00:24:50 at the station house, sweating 'em down.

00:24:52 Yeah, they don't know our names,

00:24:53 but they could be singing about this place.

00:24:57 (sighs)

00:25:01 - I swear to God, I think I'm fucking jinxed.

00:25:08 - What?

00:25:09 - Two jumps back, it was a four-man job.

00:25:15 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.

00:25:19 - Oh, shit.

00:25:20 - Thank God we discovered in time.

00:25:24 I forget the whole thing just walked the fuck away from me.

00:25:28 - So who's the rat this time?

00:25:31 Mr. Blue?

00:25:32 - Mr. Brown?

00:25:34 Joe?

00:25:36 - You know, listen, I mean,

00:25:37 Joe set this whole thing up.

00:25:38 Maybe he set it up to sell it.

00:25:39 - No, I don't buy it.

00:25:41 Me and Joe go back a long time.

00:25:42 I can tell you definitely,

00:25:44 Joe didn't know a fucking thing about this bullshit.

00:25:46 - Hey, look, I've known Joe since I was a kid, okay?

00:25:48 And me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it

00:25:49 is ridiculous.

00:25:51 I mean, I can say I definitely didn't do it

00:25:52 'cause I know what I did or I didn't do.

00:25:54 I cannot definitely say that about anybody else

00:25:55 'cause I don't definitely know.

00:25:57 For all I know, you're the rat.

00:25:59 - For all I know, you're the fucking rat.

00:26:02 - All right, now you're using your fucking head.

00:26:04 I mean, for all we know, he's the rat.

00:26:06 - Hey, that kid in there is dying

00:26:08 from a fucking bullet I saw him take.

00:26:10 So don't you be calling him a rat.

00:26:12 - Look, I'm right, okay?

00:26:15 Somebody's a fucking rat.

00:26:16 Where's the commode in this dungeon?

00:26:23 I gotta take a squirt.

00:26:24 - Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs.

00:26:30 You'll make a right.

00:26:31 (sighs)

00:26:33 - By the way, how's Alabama?

00:26:42 - Alabama?

00:26:43 I haven't seen Bama over a year and a half.

00:26:46 - I thought you two were a team.

00:26:50 - We worked for a little while.

00:26:53 Did about four jobs together.

00:26:55 Then decided to call it quits.

00:26:57 - Why?

00:27:01 - You push that woman-man thing too long,

00:27:03 and it gets to you after a while.

00:27:06 - What's she doing now?

00:27:07 - She hooked up with Frank McGar.

00:27:09 They've done a couple jobs together.

00:27:11 Hell of a woman, good little thief.

00:27:13 So explain the telegram.

00:27:19 - Five-man job.

00:27:20 Busted in and busted out of a diamond wholesaler's.

00:27:23 - Can you move the ice afterwards?

00:27:24 I don't know nobody that can move ice.

00:27:26 - No problem, we got guys waiting for it.

00:27:29 - Hey, what happened to Marcellus Fivey?

00:27:30 Didn't he always move your ice?

00:27:32 - He's doing 20 years in Susanville.

00:27:35 - 20 years, holy God.

00:27:37 What for?

00:27:38 - Bad luck.

00:27:39 - (laughs) I guess you can say that again.

00:27:41 - What's the exposure like?

00:27:44 - Two minutes tops, but it's a tough two minutes.

00:27:47 Daylight during business hours, dealing with a crowd.

00:27:50 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd.

00:27:53 - How many employees?

00:27:54 - I'd say around 20.

00:27:56 Security pretty lax.

00:27:58 They most usually just deal in boxes.

00:28:00 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate.

00:28:03 But on this particular day,

00:28:05 they're getting a shipment of polished stones from Israel.

00:28:08 They're like a waste station, you know?

00:28:10 They get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont.

00:28:13 - No, they're not.

00:28:14 (laughing)

00:28:17 - What's the cut, Papa?

00:28:18 - Juicy, Junior.

00:28:21 Real juicy.

00:28:23 - Look, man, you do what you want.

00:28:28 I'm outta here, man.

00:28:30 I'm gonna check into a motel for a few days.

00:28:31 You know, I'll lay low and I'll call Joe.

00:28:33 Shit, did he fuckin' die on us?

00:28:36 Huh, is he dead or what?

00:28:40 - He ain't dead.

00:28:44 - What is it?

00:28:45 Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man.

00:28:50 I thought he was dead for sure.

00:28:51 - Without medical attention, he will die for sure.

00:28:55 - What are we gonna do, man?

00:28:58 Take him to a hospital?

00:28:59 - Without medical attention,

00:29:03 the man might not live through the night.

00:29:06 The bullet in his belly is my fault.

00:29:08 Now, while that might not mean jack shit to you,

00:29:10 it means a hell of a lot to me.

00:29:12 - First things first, okay?

00:29:13 Staying here is goofy.

00:29:14 We gotta book up.

00:29:15 - So what do you suggest we do?

00:29:17 Go to a hotel?

00:29:18 We got a guy who's shot in the belly, can't walk.

00:29:21 He bleeds like a stuck pig.

00:29:23 And when he's awake, he screams in pain.

00:29:25 (sighing)

00:29:26 - You got an idea, spit it out.

00:29:29 - Joe could help.

00:29:30 We get in touch with Joe.

00:29:32 Joe could get him to a doctor.

00:29:35 Joe could get a doctor to come to see him.

00:29:37 - Assuming we can trust Joe,

00:29:40 how are we gonna get in touch with him?

00:29:41 Huh?

00:29:43 He's supposed to be here, but he ain't,

00:29:44 which is making me very nervous about being here.

00:29:47 Even if he is on the up and up,

00:29:49 I don't think he's gonna be too happy with us, okay?

00:29:50 He planned the robbery

00:29:51 and he's got a bloodbath on his hands now.

00:29:53 He's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians.

00:29:56 Jesus Christ, I think that that guy's gonna have

00:29:58 a lot of sympathy for our plight.

00:29:59 I mean, if I was him, I'd try to put as much distance

00:30:01 between me and this mess as humanly possible.

00:30:03 - Before you got here, Mr. Orange

00:30:09 was asking me to take him to a doctor, a hospital.

00:30:14 Now, I don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops.

00:30:19 If we don't, he's gonna die.

00:30:21 He begged me to do it.

00:30:25 - Well, all right, then I guess we take him to a hospital.

00:30:28 I mean, if that's what he said, let's do it.

00:30:31 Since you don't know nothing about us,

00:30:32 I say it's his decision.

00:30:34 - Well, he knows a little about me.

00:30:36 - Why?

00:30:40 Wait, wait, you didn't tell him your name, did you?

00:30:42 - I told him my first name and where I was from.

00:30:45 - Why?

00:30:46 - I told him where I was from a few days ago.

00:30:50 It was just a natural conversation.

00:30:53 - What was telling him your name

00:30:55 when you weren't supposed to?

00:30:57 - He asked.

00:30:58 We had just gotten away from the cops.

00:31:02 He just got shot.

00:31:04 It was my fault he got shot.

00:31:06 He's a fucking bloody mess.

00:31:10 He's screaming.

00:31:11 I swear to God, I thought he was gonna die

00:31:14 right then and there.

00:31:15 I'm trying to comfort him, telling him not to worry.

00:31:19 Everything's gonna be okay.

00:31:20 I'm gonna take care of him.

00:31:23 And he asked me what my name was.

00:31:25 I mean, the man was dying in my arms.

00:31:29 What the fuck was I supposed to do?

00:31:31 Tell him I'm sorry?

00:31:35 I can't give out that fucking information.

00:31:37 It's against the rules.

00:31:39 I don't trust you enough.

00:31:42 Or maybe I should've, but I couldn't.

00:31:46 Fuck you and fuck Joe.

00:31:49 - I'm sure it was a very beautiful scene, but you--

00:31:52 - Don't fucking patronize me.

00:31:53 - I have a couple questions for you.

00:31:54 Do they have a sheet on you, where you're from?

00:31:56 - Yeah.

00:31:57 - Well, that's that then, man.

00:31:58 I mean, Jesus Christ, I was worried

00:32:00 about more shot possibilities than it was.

00:32:01 Now he knows, hey, you name B, what you look like,

00:32:03 C, where you're from, and D, what your specialty is.

00:32:06 They're not gonna have to show him

00:32:07 a hell of a lot of pictures for him to pick you out.

00:32:09 I mean, that's it, right?

00:32:10 You didn't tell him anything else

00:32:11 that can narrow down the selection.

00:32:13 - If I have to tell you again to back off,

00:32:14 maybe we're gonna go round and round.

00:32:16 - We ain't taking him to a hospital.

00:32:18 - But we know he's gonna die.

00:32:21 - I'm very sad about that,

00:32:22 but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.

00:32:24 - Don't fucking touch me, poor man.

00:32:27 (thudding)

00:32:29 You wanna fuck with me?

00:32:33 I'll show you who you're fucking with.

00:32:34 - You wanna shoot me, you little piece of shit?

00:32:36 Go ahead, take a shot.

00:32:37 - Fuck you, White.

00:32:38 I didn't create this situation, I'm dealing with it.

00:32:40 You're acting like a first-year fucking thief.

00:32:42 I'm acting like a professional.

00:32:44 They get him, they can get you.

00:32:45 They get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen.

00:32:48 You're looking at me like it's my fault?

00:32:50 I didn't tell him my name.

00:32:51 I didn't tell him where I was from.

00:32:54 Shit, 15 minutes ago, you almost told me your name.

00:32:57 Your buddy there is stuck in a situation you created.

00:32:59 So if you wanna throw bad looks away, throw 'em at a mirror.

00:33:02 - You kids shouldn't play so rough.

00:33:04 Somebody's gonna start crying.

00:33:07 - It's the blood.

00:33:09 Shit, you're fucking kicking me.

00:33:19 What happened to you?

00:33:20 I think you were dead.

00:33:23 Hey, you okay?

00:33:29 Did you see what happened to Blue?

00:33:33 We didn't know what happened to you and Blue.

00:33:34 That's what we were wondering about.

00:33:35 Come on.

00:33:36 Look, Brown is dead, Orange got it in the belly.

00:33:41 - Enough, enough!

00:33:44 You better start talking, asshole.

00:33:47 'Cause we got shit we need to talk about.

00:33:50 We're already freaked out.

00:33:52 We need you acting freaky like we need

00:33:53 a fucking bag on our hip.

00:33:55 - Okay, let's talk.

00:33:57 - We think we got a rat in the house.

00:34:01 - I guarantee we got a rat in the house.

00:34:03 - What makes you say that?

00:34:04 - Is that supposed to be funny?

00:34:07 Look, we think this place ain't safe.

00:34:10 - This place just ain't secure anymore.

00:34:11 We're leaving, you should go with us.

00:34:13 - Nobody's going anywhere.

00:34:15 - Piss on this fucking turd.

00:34:19 We're out of here.

00:34:20 - Don't take another step, Mr. White.

00:34:22 - Fuck you, maniac!

00:34:24 It's your fucking fault we're in this trouble.

00:34:30 - What's this guy's problem?

00:34:32 - What's my problem?

00:34:33 Yeah, I got a fucking problem.

00:34:35 I got a big fucking problem!

00:34:38 With any trick you have in Mad Man,

00:34:39 almost gets me shot!

00:34:40 - What the fuck you talking about?

00:34:44 - That fucking shooting spree!

00:34:47 In the store, remember?

00:34:50 - Oh, fuck 'em.

00:34:51 They set off the alarm.

00:34:53 They deserve what they got.

00:34:55 - You almost killed me!

00:34:56 Asshole!

00:34:59 If I'd known what kind of guy you were,

00:35:03 I never would have agreed to work with you.

00:35:05 - Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie?

00:35:09 Or are you gonna bite?

00:35:12 - What was that?

00:35:15 - I'm sorry, I didn't catch it.

00:35:16 Would you repeat it?

00:35:17 - Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie?

00:35:21 Or are you gonna bite?

00:35:24 - Oh, Christ, hey, look, you two assholes,

00:35:26 calm the fuck down.

00:35:27 Hey, come on, wake up!

00:35:28 What are we, on a playground here, huh?

00:35:30 Am I the only professional?

00:35:32 Fucking guys are acting like a bunch of fucking niggers, man.

00:35:34 You working niggers, huh?

00:35:35 Just like you two.

00:35:36 Always saying they're gonna kill each other.

00:35:37 - You said yourself you thought about taking him out.

00:35:39 - I fucking said that?

00:35:40 - Yeah, I did, okay?

00:35:41 - You fucking nigger!

00:35:42 - I'm sorry, I didn't catch it.

00:35:44 - Okay, I did, but that was then.

00:35:46 Right now, this guy is the only one I completely trust.

00:35:49 It's fucking homicidal to be working with the cops.

00:35:51 - You taking his side?

00:35:52 - No, fuck sides, man!

00:35:53 What we need here is a little solidarity.

00:35:55 Somebody's sticking a red-hot poker up our ass,

00:35:56 I wanna know whose name's on the handle.

00:35:58 (sighs)

00:36:01 Fuck.

00:36:02 Look, I know I'm no piece of shit.

00:36:04 I'm pretty sure you're okay.

00:36:06 I don't fucking positive you're on the level.

00:36:09 So let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right?

00:36:12 (sighs)

00:36:14 - Wow. (laughs)

00:36:16 That was really exciting.

00:36:17 I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?

00:36:22 (laughs)

00:36:25 Yeah, me too.

00:36:27 I love that guy.

00:36:27 My heart's beating so fast,

00:36:31 I'm about to have a heart attack.

00:36:33 I got something outside that I'd like to show you guys,

00:36:38 so follow me.

00:36:39 - Follow you?

00:36:41 Where?

00:36:41 - To my car.

00:36:43 - What'd you forget your French fries?

00:36:46 They go with the soda?

00:36:48 - I had them already.

00:36:49 - Yeah?

00:36:50 - I got something I think you might wanna see, though.

00:36:51 - What? - It's a surprise.

00:36:54 I'm sure you'll like it.

00:36:55 Come on.

00:36:56 - Hey, we still gotta get outta here, you know?

00:37:09 - No.

00:37:10 We're gonna stick around, we're gonna wait.

00:37:11 - What for, the cops?

00:37:13 - No, Nice Guy Eddie.

00:37:15 - Nice Guy Eddie? - Yeah.

00:37:16 - What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now,

00:37:18 halfway to Costa Rica?

00:37:19 - Because I spoke to him on the phone

00:37:21 and he said he's on the way down here.

00:37:23 - You talked to Nice Guy Eddie?

00:37:24 - Yeah. - Why the fuck did he say

00:37:25 that in the first place?

00:37:26 - 'Cause he never asked me.

00:37:28 - Howdy fucking har.

00:37:29 What did he say?

00:37:30 - He said to stay put.

00:37:32 So, in the meantime,

00:37:34 let me show you guys something.

00:37:38 (laughing)

00:37:40 - Jesus Christ.

00:37:41 - Maybe our boy in blue here can answer

00:37:44 some of these questions about this

00:37:46 rat business you've been talking about.

00:37:48 - You're a piece of work, my friend.

00:37:51 - Ain't a bad idea, let's get him the fuck outta here.

00:37:55 - Hey, Sid, will you relax?

00:37:59 I know you a long time, I'm not worried.

00:38:00 I know you'll pay me back.

00:38:03 Don't tell me what I already know.

00:38:04 Don't worry about it.

00:38:06 I know what I already know, don't embarrass me.

00:38:09 So you had a few bad months.

00:38:12 You do what everybody else does.

00:38:14 I don't care if it's J.P. Morgan or Irving and Taylor.

00:38:17 You ride it out.

00:38:19 - Vic Vega's outside.

00:38:20 - Hold on.

00:38:21 Oh.

00:38:22 - Vic Vega.

00:38:23 - Oh, tell him to come in.

00:38:25 I gotta go.

00:38:26 - Come on in.

00:38:27 - Friend of mine's outside.

00:38:28 Keep your chin up, I'll be talking to you.

00:38:30 Don't worry.

00:38:36 - Welcome home, Vic.

00:38:38 How does freedom feel, huh?

00:38:41 - It's a change.

00:38:43 - Ain't that the sad truth.

00:38:45 Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home.

00:38:48 Want a little drink?

00:38:49 - Yeah.

00:38:50 - How about a little Remy Martin?

00:38:53 - Sure.

00:38:54 - Who's your parole officer?

00:38:57 - Senor Scagnetti.

00:39:00 - How is he?

00:39:01 - He's a fucking asshole.

00:39:05 He let me leave the halfway house.

00:39:07 - You know, it never ceases to amaze me.

00:39:10 That fucking jungle bunny goes out there,

00:39:11 slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents,

00:39:14 he gets Doris Day for a parole officer.

00:39:16 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-busting prick.

00:39:20 - I want you to know I appreciate all the packages

00:39:24 you sent me on the inside.

00:39:26 - Yeah, what the hell was I supposed to do?

00:39:28 Forget about you.

00:39:30 - I just want you to know that it meant a lot to me.

00:39:32 - Yeah, it was the least I could do.

00:39:35 Wish the hell I could have done a lot more.

00:39:37 - Thanks a lot, Joe.

00:39:39 - Vic.

00:39:41 Those pig pics.

00:39:46 Now tell me a story, kid.

00:39:51 What are your plans?

00:39:52 - You son of a bitch.

00:39:54 I see you sitting there, but I don't believe it.

00:39:56 How you doing, dude, Vic?

00:39:57 - Hey, Eddie.

00:39:58 - Listen, I'm sorry.

00:40:04 I should have picked you up myself.

00:40:06 I was, my fucking, I mean, it's been,

00:40:08 this week's been crazy.

00:40:09 I had my head up my ass the whole time.

00:40:11 - It's funny you should say that,

00:40:12 'cause that was me and your daddy

00:40:13 we were just talking about.

00:40:14 - I should have picked you up.

00:40:16 - No, I thought you had your head up your ass.

00:40:19 (laughing)

00:40:21 I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, Vic,

00:40:23 "I'm so glad somebody's finally here

00:40:25 "who knows what's going on.

00:40:27 "My son Eddie's a fuck-up.

00:40:30 "He's ruining the business."

00:40:33 I mean, I love the guy, but you know,

00:40:34 he's flushing everything down the toilet.

00:40:37 I mean, that's what you said, right?

00:40:38 You want me to tell him yourself?

00:40:40 - Eddie, I hate for you to hear it like this,

00:40:42 but, you know, you could come in and ask me

00:40:44 how business was.

00:40:46 You know, a lot of our guys just don't feel

00:40:48 even a little bit.

00:40:50 - Very true.

00:40:51 - All right, enough of this shit.

00:40:58 Break it up.

00:40:59 Get out of this asshole's house.

00:41:02 (laughing)

00:41:05 You guys want to roll around on the floor,

00:41:07 you do it in Eddie's office, not mine.

00:41:10 - Daddy, did you see that?

00:41:12 - What?

00:41:13 - The guy got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me.

00:41:16 - You wish.

00:41:17 - You sick bastard, Vic.

00:41:18 You tried to fuck me in my father's office.

00:41:20 Look, Vic, whatever you want to do

00:41:22 in the privacy of your own home, go to it.

00:41:25 But don't try to fuck me.

00:41:26 I mean, I don't think you that way.

00:41:28 I like you a lot, buddy, but I don't think you that way.

00:41:31 - Listen, if I was a butt cowboy,

00:41:37 I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

00:41:39 - No, you wouldn't.

00:41:40 You'd keep him for yourself.

00:41:43 You know, four years fucking punks up the ass,

00:41:45 you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see it.

00:41:47 - It might break you in, nice guy,

00:41:49 but it'd make you my dog's bitch.

00:41:51 - Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy?

00:41:52 Man walks into prison a white man,

00:41:54 walks out talking like a fucking nigger.

00:41:55 You know what?

00:41:57 I think it's all that black semen

00:41:58 been pumped up your ass so far,

00:42:00 now it's backed into your fucking brain,

00:42:01 it's coming out your mouth.

00:42:03 - Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch,

00:42:06 I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.

00:42:08 - Come on, man!

00:42:08 - All right, enough of that shit.

00:42:10 I'm sick of it.

00:42:11 I bought this, sit down.

00:42:12 Now, Eddie,

00:42:19 you come in here, we were talking some serious business.

00:42:25 I bet kid's got a parole problem.

00:42:27 - Who's your PO?

00:42:28 - Seymour Scagnetti.

00:42:30 - Scagnetti?

00:42:32 Fuck.

00:42:33 Harry's a motherfucker.

00:42:34 - No, he's a fucker.

00:42:35 Won't even let me leave the halfway house

00:42:38 unless I get some shitty job.

00:42:40 - You come back to work for us, right?

00:42:42 - Well, I wanna.

00:42:47 First I gotta prove to ass head

00:42:51 that I can get a regular, you know, job, job type job,

00:42:54 before I can move out on my own.

00:42:56 I can't come back to work for you guys

00:42:59 if I gotta worry about making some silly ass

00:43:02 10 o'clock curfew every fucking night.

00:43:04 - All right, we can work this out, kid, we had eatin'.

00:43:08 - This ain't all that bad.

00:43:11 Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs.

00:43:13 I'll get you down in Long Beach as a dock worker.

00:43:17 - I don't wanna lift no fucking crates, Eddie.

00:43:19 - Vic, you ain't gonna lift shit.

00:43:22 You don't even work there.

00:43:24 But as far as the records are concerned, you do.

00:43:27 Call Matthews the foreman and tell him

00:43:28 he's got a new guy, boom, you're on the rotation.

00:43:31 You get a time card, it's clocked in and out

00:43:33 for you every day.

00:43:35 And at the end of the week, you get a nice paycheck.

00:43:37 Dock workers do very well.

00:43:38 So you can move into a halfway decent place

00:43:41 without this gagnetty fuck goin',

00:43:42 "Hey, where the fuck's the money coming from?"

00:43:44 And if he decides to make a surprise visit,

00:43:47 that's the day we sent you to Tustin.

00:43:50 Pick up a load of shit and bring it back.

00:43:53 If he comes back again, hey, sorry, Seymour,

00:43:56 you just missed him.

00:43:57 We had to send him to the Taft Airstrip

00:43:59 five fucking hours away.

00:44:01 We had a load of shit we had to have him

00:44:02 pick up there and bring back here.

00:44:04 Look, part of your job, Vic, is going to different places.

00:44:06 That's the beauty of it.

00:44:07 We got places all over the place.

00:44:09 - Yeah, Vic, Vic, tell him not to worry.

00:44:12 Yeah, Vic, don't worry.

00:44:14 - I'll take you down to Long Beach tomorrow.

00:44:16 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews.

00:44:18 I'll tell him what's going on.

00:44:22 - You know, I really appreciate what you guys are doing,

00:44:25 but I'd like to know when I can come back,

00:44:27 you know, do some real work.

00:44:29 - Well, it's hard to say.

00:44:32 It's kind of a strange time now.

00:44:35 Things are kind of--

00:44:37 - They're a little fucked up is what they are.

00:44:39 Look, we're just getting ready

00:44:42 for a big meeting right now in Vegas.

00:44:44 - Look, just let Eddie Farnar set you up at Long Beach.

00:44:49 Get you a job, give you some cash,

00:44:52 get this Skagnetti fuck off your back,

00:44:55 and then we'll talk to you, all right?

00:44:57 Huh?

00:45:00 - Dad, I got an idea.

00:45:03 Now just hear me out.

00:45:05 I know you don't like using the boys on these jobs,

00:45:09 but Vic here, I mean, he's only been nothing

00:45:12 but good luck for us, and the guys are fucking rabbits,

00:45:16 for crying out loud.

00:45:17 I'd like to have him in.

00:45:18 You know he can handle himself,

00:45:21 and you damn sure know you can trust him.

00:45:23 - Now, Vic, how would you feel about pulling a job

00:45:29 with about five other guys?

00:45:31 - I'd feel great about it.

00:45:35 (laughing)

00:45:41 - K. Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues,

00:45:44 and if you're the 12th caller, you'll win two tickets

00:45:48 to the monster truck extravaganza being held tonight

00:45:51 at the Carson Fairgrounds, featuring Big Daddy

00:45:54 Don Bodine's truck, the Behemoth.

00:45:58 The 12th caller wins on the station

00:46:01 where the '70s survived.

00:46:03 - Oh, I got ya!

00:46:04 Uh-huh, uh-huh, you thought I didn't see enough, did ya?

00:46:08 - Hey, Doc, we got a major situation here.

00:46:10 I know you know what to do.

00:46:13 - What are you talking about, Vic?

00:46:14 - I know you know that.

00:46:15 I gotta talk to Daddy and find out what he wants done.

00:46:18 - Get him, get him!

00:46:19 (upbeat music)

00:46:21 - All I know is what Vic told me, man.

00:46:27 He said the place turned into a fucking bullet festival.

00:46:30 He took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there.

00:46:32 - Get him, get him!

00:46:34 ♪ On a Wednesday that you quit your phone for him ♪

00:46:37 - Well, I sound like I'm fucking joking.

00:46:40 He's fucking driving around with a cop in his trunk.

00:46:42 (upbeat music)

00:46:45 - What's that, huh?

00:46:46 - A murder.

00:46:46 (gunshot)

00:46:47 - I don't know who did what.

00:46:48 I don't know who's got the loot.

00:46:50 I don't know if anybody's got the loot.

00:46:52 I don't know who's dead.

00:46:53 I don't know who's alive.

00:46:54 I don't know who's caught.

00:46:55 I don't know who's not.

00:46:56 ♪ Never should've promised him ♪

00:46:57 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:46:58 ♪ Don't hold back now ♪

00:47:00 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:01 ♪ Don't say nothing ♪

00:47:02 ♪ Just give it here ♪

00:47:03 ♪ Come on ♪

00:47:04 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:05 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:05 ♪ Come on ♪

00:47:06 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:07 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:08 ♪ Give it here ♪

00:47:09 ♪ Do not you know how ♪

00:47:11 ♪ I got you ♪

00:47:12 - I will know.

00:47:13 I'm practically there now.

00:47:14 But what do I tell these guys about Daddy?

00:47:18 ♪ Give it all here ♪

00:47:19 ♪ I got you ♪

00:47:21 - All right.

00:47:22 You sure that's what he said?

00:47:24 Okay, that's what I'll tell him.

00:47:27 - Ha, fuck you!

00:47:30 - You know this.

00:47:31 - You like being a fucking hero?

00:47:33 You like being a fucking hero?

00:47:34 (gunshot)

00:47:36 - You're gonna stop my luck, pal.

00:47:39 (gunshot)

00:47:40 You hear me?

00:47:41 - What are you fucking talking?

00:47:42 You're gonna fucking--

00:47:43 - I don't fucking know anything!

00:47:44 - You fucking know.

00:47:46 You know, look at me.

00:47:47 You fucking know.

00:47:48 - What in the Sam Hills?

00:47:49 What's going on here?

00:47:51 You're asking me what's going on?

00:47:52 - Hey, nice guy.

00:47:53 We got a cop.

00:47:53 - Shut up!

00:47:54 - Holy shit, Orange is dead.

00:47:57 - No, he's not dead.

00:47:59 But he will be if we don't get him taken care of.

00:48:01 - We were set up.

00:48:02 The cops were there waiting for us.

00:48:04 - What?

00:48:05 Nobody fucking set anybody up.

00:48:06 - The cops were there waiting for us, man.

00:48:08 - Bullshit.

00:48:09 - Hey, fuck you, man.

00:48:10 You weren't there, we weren't.

00:48:11 I'm telling you, the cops had that store staked out.

00:48:13 - Okay, Mr. Fucking Detective.

00:48:15 You're so fucking smart.

00:48:17 Huh, who did it?

00:48:18 - What the hell do you think we've been asking each other?

00:48:19 - Yeah, what'd you come up with, huh?

00:48:21 You think I did it?

00:48:22 You think I fucking set you up?

00:48:24 - I don't know.

00:48:25 But somebody did.

00:48:26 - Nobody did.

00:48:28 You fucking assholes turned a jewelry store

00:48:30 into a fucking wildlife show. - Don't you call me an asshole.

00:48:32 - You fucking idiot.

00:48:33 Turned a fucking jewelry store

00:48:34 into a wildlife show. - Don't you call me

00:48:35 a fucking idiot. - And you wonder

00:48:36 why the fucking cops show up?

00:48:40 - Where's Joseph?

00:48:41 - I don't know, I ain't talked to him.

00:48:44 I talked to Doug.

00:48:45 He says daddy's coming down here and he's fucking pissed.

00:48:48 He's pissed?

00:48:49 I told you he'd be pissed.

00:48:51 - What'd Joe say?

00:48:52 - I told you I ain't talked to him.

00:48:54 All I know is he's pissed.

00:48:56 - What are you gonna do about it?

00:48:58 - Jesus Christ, give me a fucking chance to breathe.

00:49:00 I got a few questions of my own.

00:49:01 - You ain't dying, he is.

00:49:03 - All right, Mr. Fucking Compassion.

00:49:05 I will call somebody.

00:49:06 - Who?

00:49:07 - Fucking Snake Charlie.

00:49:10 - What do you think?

00:49:11 - I'll call a doctor.

00:49:12 That'll fix him right up.

00:49:14 Now what happened to Brown and Blue?

00:49:16 - Brown's dead, we don't know what happened to Blue.

00:49:18 - Brown's dead?

00:49:20 Are you sure?

00:49:21 - I'm sure.

00:49:22 I was there.

00:49:23 Took one in the head.

00:49:24 - Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue?

00:49:26 - Either he's alive or he's dead.

00:49:29 Or the cops got him.

00:49:30 Or they don't.

00:49:32 - Take this, the bastard you told me about?

00:49:37 Why you beating on him?

00:49:39 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up.

00:49:41 - If you fucking beat this prick long enough,

00:49:44 he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire.

00:49:46 Now that don't necessarily make it fucking so.

00:49:49 Come on, man, think.

00:49:51 All right, first things fucking last.

00:49:55 Who's got the stones?

00:49:56 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fucking favor

00:49:59 just for my sake.

00:49:59 - I got it back, I got it back, okay?

00:50:02 I stashed it like we'd be sure this place

00:50:03 wasn't a police station.

00:50:05 - Good for you.

00:50:06 Now let's go get it.

00:50:07 First, we gotta get rid of those cars outside.

00:50:09 Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there.

00:50:11 Okay, Blondie, stay here and babysit them two.

00:50:16 White and Pink, you take a car each.

00:50:20 I'll follow you, you ditch him, pick up the stones.

00:50:22 While I'm following you,

00:50:24 I'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend.

00:50:26 - You can't leave these guys here.

00:50:28 - Why not?

00:50:30 - 'Cause he's a fucking psycho.

00:50:32 And if you think Joe's pissed off,

00:50:35 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him

00:50:38 for putting me in the same room as that bastard.

00:50:41 You see what I've been putting up with, Eddie?

00:50:45 I fucking walked in here,

00:50:47 I told these guys about staying put.

00:50:50 Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face,

00:50:53 calling me a motherfucker,

00:50:55 saying he's gonna blow me away,

00:50:57 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:51:00 - He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree.

00:51:02 - What are you, a fucking silent partner?

00:51:06 Tell him!

00:51:08 - He went crazy in the store, but he seems all right now.

00:51:10 - This is what he was doing.

00:51:13 Bam, bam, bam, bam.

00:51:18 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

00:51:20 I told them not to touch the fucking alarm, they did.

00:51:24 If they hadn't have done what I told them not to do,

00:51:27 they'd still be alive.

00:51:28 (audience applauding)

00:51:30 My fucking hero.

00:51:31 Thanks.

00:51:36 - That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?

00:51:39 - I don't like alarms, Mr. White.

00:51:40 - What does it matter who stays with the cop?

00:51:47 We ain't letting him go, not after he's seen everybody.

00:51:49 - Fuck up, man!

00:51:52 - You guys should never have taken him

00:51:55 out of the truck in the first place.

00:51:56 - Try and find out what he knew about the setup.

00:51:58 - There is no fucking setup!

00:52:00 Now here's the news.

00:52:02 Boy, you stay here and take care of these two.

00:52:05 White and Pink, you come with me,

00:52:07 'cause if Joe gets here

00:52:08 and he sees all these cars parked outside,

00:52:10 I swear to you he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you.

00:52:14 - Let's go.

00:52:14 (footsteps thudding)

00:52:17 - Alone at last.

00:52:37 (Joe panting)

00:52:40 Guess what?

00:53:00 I think I'm parked in the red zone.

00:53:03 (Joe laughing)

00:53:07 (Joe laughing)

00:53:09 Now, where were we?

00:53:11 - I told you, I don't know anything

00:53:15 about any fucking setup.

00:53:16 I've been on the force for only eight months.

00:53:20 They don't tell me anything.

00:53:22 Nobody tells me shit.

00:53:25 You can torture me all you want.

00:53:27 - Torture you, that's a good idea.

00:53:31 I like that one, yeah.

00:53:34 - Sounds funny.

00:53:35 - Even your boss said there wasn't a setup.

00:53:38 - My what?

00:53:41 - Your boss.

00:53:42 - Excuse me, pal.

00:53:45 One thing I wanna make clear to you, I don't have a boss.

00:53:49 Nobody tells me what to do.

00:53:51 You understand?

00:53:53 You hear what I said, you son of a bitch?

00:53:55 - All right, all right, all right.

00:53:56 You don't have a boss, all right.

00:53:58 - Get the fucking shit out.

00:54:04 (Joe panting)

00:54:06 - Look it, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay?

00:54:14 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.

00:54:19 But I'm gonna torture you anyway.

00:54:23 Regardless, I have to get information.

00:54:28 (gun firing)

00:54:31 It's amusing to me to torture a cop.

00:54:36 You can say anything you want

00:54:37 'cause I've heard it all before.

00:54:38 All you can do is pray for a quick death.

00:54:44 Which you ain't gonna get.

00:54:52 (gun firing)

00:54:56 (Joe laughing)

00:54:58 - Oh, God.

00:55:08 - You ever listen to K. Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s?

00:55:25 - It's my personal favorite.

00:55:26 - Joe Egan and Jerry Rafferty were a duo known

00:55:36 as Steeler's Wheel when they recorded

00:55:39 this Dylan-esque pop bubblegum favorite from April of 1974.

00:55:44 That reached up to number five

00:55:47 as K. Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continued.

00:55:51 (upbeat music)

00:55:54 (Joe grunting)

00:55:57 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪

00:56:10 ♪ I got the feeling something ain't right ♪

00:56:13 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair ♪

00:56:17 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get downstairs ♪

00:56:22 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

00:56:25 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:56:29 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:56:33 ♪ And I'm wondering how you'll get me ♪

00:56:37 ♪ It's so hard to keep this smile from my face ♪

00:56:40 ♪ I'm so torn, I'm all over you ♪

00:56:45 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

00:56:48 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:56:52 ♪ When you started out with nothing ♪

00:56:54 ♪ And your father told us everything ♪

00:56:56 (Joe grunting)

00:56:59 - Is that as good for you as it was for me?

00:57:08 Hey, what's going on?

00:57:10 You hear that?

00:57:11 (Joe grunting)

00:57:14 (upbeat music)

00:57:17 Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.

00:57:25 (Joe grunting)

00:57:28 ♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor ♪

00:57:32 ♪ Yeah, I was thinking that I can take it more ♪

00:57:36 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

00:57:39 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:57:43 (car engine roaring)

00:57:46 (child crying)

00:57:50 (keys jingling)

00:57:53 (child crying)

00:58:03 (indistinct chatter)

00:58:07 (child crying)

00:58:14 (indistinct chatter)

00:58:18 (upbeat music)

00:58:23 (Joe grunting)

00:58:26 ♪ Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪

00:58:38 ♪ I got the feeling something ain't right ♪

00:58:42 ♪ I'm so scared to kiss off of my chest ♪

00:58:46 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'm getting upstairs ♪

00:58:50 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

00:58:53 ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:58:57 ♪ Feels like I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:59:02 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪

00:59:05 - Stop!

00:59:06 (Joe grunting)

00:59:08 Stop, stop, stop!

00:59:12 Stop!

00:59:12 - What?

00:59:14 What's the matter?

00:59:14 - Don't do this, please!

00:59:16 - Did that burn a little bit?

00:59:18 (Joe grunting)

00:59:19 - Don't, stop!

00:59:20 Stop!

00:59:21 (Joe grunting)

00:59:24 Please, stop, just stop.

00:59:26 Stop, just talk to me for a minute.

00:59:28 Don't, please, don't burn me, please.

00:59:32 (Joe grunting)

00:59:35 I'm begging you, I don't know anything about any of you

00:59:38 fucking guys, I'm not gonna say anything.

00:59:41 Don't, don't, don't, please, don't!

00:59:44 Don't, stop!

00:59:45 - You all through?

00:59:47 - Please, look, I got a little kid going now, please.

00:59:51 - You all done?

00:59:52 - Don't, don't!

00:59:53 - That's the fire scare.

00:59:53 - Don't, what?

00:59:54 (guns firing)

00:59:57 (guns firing)

00:59:59 (Joe sighing)

01:00:02 (gun clicking)

01:00:09 (gun firing)

01:00:23 (Joe crying)

01:00:26 (Joe crying)

01:00:34 (Joe groaning)

01:00:37 (Joe groaning)

01:00:47 (Joe groaning)

01:00:49 - Fuck.

01:00:56 - Hey.

01:00:58 - Ah, shit!

01:00:59 - Hey, you.

01:01:03 What's your name?

01:01:08 - Marvin.

01:01:15 - Marvin what?

01:01:16 - Marvin Nash.

01:01:22 - Listen to me, Marvin, I'm a...

01:01:31 Listen to me, Marvin Nash, I'm a cop.

01:01:36 (Joe crying)

01:01:38 - Yeah, I know.

01:01:39 - You do?

01:01:43 (Joe crying)

01:01:46 - Yeah, your name's Freddy something.

01:01:49 - Moondyke.

01:01:51 Freddy Moondyke.

01:01:54 (Joe crying)

01:01:56 - Frankie Fischetti introduced us about five months ago.

01:02:03 - Shit, I don't remember that at all.

01:02:10 (Joe crying)

01:02:13 - I do.

01:02:14 Fuck.

01:02:17 Freddy.

01:02:19 Freddy.

01:02:22 Freddy.

01:02:25 How do I look?

01:02:30 What?

01:02:34 What?

01:02:42 I don't know what to tell you, Marvin.

01:02:45 - That fuck.

01:02:50 Oh, that sick fuck.

01:02:54 That fucking bastard.

01:02:57 - Marvin, I need you to hold on.

01:03:03 This cop's waiting to move in a block away.

01:03:07 - What the fuck are they waiting for?

01:03:11 - This fucking guy slashes my face

01:03:14 and he cuts my fucking ear off.

01:03:17 I'm fucking deformed.

01:03:19 - Fuck you.

01:03:20 Fuck you.

01:03:22 I'm fucking dying here.

01:03:24 I'm fucking dying.

01:03:26 - Not to make a move till Joe Cabot shows up.

01:03:39 Send him to get in.

01:03:40 All right?

01:03:42 Now you heard him.

01:03:45 They said he's on his way.

01:03:46 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.

01:03:49 We're just gonna sit here and bleed

01:03:53 Joe Cabot sticks his fucking head through that door.

01:03:57 (people chattering)

01:04:01 (people chattering)

01:04:04 - Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside.

01:04:19 Cabot's doing a job.

01:04:20 He'll take a big fat guess who wants on a team.

01:04:23 - This better not be some kind of pretty joke, man.

01:04:25 - This ain't no joke.

01:04:27 I'm in there, I'll mop his ass.

01:04:29 (car honks)

01:04:32 - Nice guy, he tells me Joe wants to meet me.

01:04:39 He says I should just hang in my apartment

01:04:41 and wait for a phone call.

01:04:43 Well, after waiting three goddamn days by the fucking phone,

01:04:46 he calls me last night and says Joe's ready.

01:04:48 He'll pick me up in 15 minutes.

01:04:50 - Who all picked you up?

01:04:51 - A nice guy.

01:04:52 We get to a bar.

01:04:53 - What bar?

01:04:54 - Smokey Pete's in Gardena.

01:04:56 We get there and I meet Joe

01:04:58 and a guy named Mr. White.

01:05:00 It's a funny name.

01:05:01 My name's Mr. Orange.

01:05:02 - Mr. Orange?

01:05:03 - Mr. Orange.

01:05:04 - Okay, Mr. Orange.

01:05:08 You ever seen this motherfucker before?

01:05:09 - Who?

01:05:11 Mr. White?

01:05:12 - Yes, Mr. Orange.

01:05:12 Mr. White.

01:05:14 - No, he ain't familiar.

01:05:15 He ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either.

01:05:18 He's gotta be from out of town.

01:05:19 Joe knows him real good.

01:05:20 - How can you tell?

01:05:21 - The way they talk to each other.

01:05:23 You can tell they're buddies.

01:05:24 - Two of you talk?

01:05:25 - Who, me and Joe?

01:05:27 - Mr. White.

01:05:28 - I'll live him.

01:05:29 - About what?

01:05:30 - Brewers.

01:05:31 - Milwaukee Brewers?

01:05:32 - Yeah.

01:05:33 Apparently they won the night before

01:05:35 and he made a killing off them.

01:05:36 - This is sweet, man,

01:05:37 'cause if this crook's a Brewers fan,

01:05:38 his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin.

01:05:40 (ding)

01:05:41 And I bet you everything from a diddle-died Joe

01:05:43 to a damned if I know that in Milwaukee

01:05:44 they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass.

01:05:47 So what I want you to do

01:05:49 is to go through the mugs of all the guys

01:05:50 from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery,

01:05:53 put a name to their face.

01:05:55 Nice work, man.

01:05:56 - Thank you, my man.

01:05:58 - How was Long Beach Mike's referral?

01:06:00 - Perfecto.

01:06:01 He's backing up in a long fucking way.

01:06:03 I told him it was Long Beach Mike

01:06:04 I did the poker game with.

01:06:05 Nice guy called me to check it out.

01:06:07 Said it was A-OK.

01:06:08 Said it was a good thief.

01:06:10 Had him rattled.

01:06:12 I was ready to make a move.

01:06:13 There's a dude right by him, he's a good guy.

01:06:15 I wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him.

01:06:16 - No, no, no, no, no.

01:06:18 Long Beach Mike is not your fucking amigo, man.

01:06:21 Long Beach Mike is a fucking scumbag.

01:06:23 He's selling out his amigos.

01:06:25 That's what kind of a nice guy he fucking is, all right?

01:06:28 I'll take care of his fucking ass, man,

01:06:29 but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind

01:06:32 and you take care of business, you hear me?

01:06:34 - God.

01:06:35 (soft music)

01:06:37 - You used a commode story?

01:06:44 - What's a commode story?

01:06:45 - It's a scene, man, memorizing.

01:06:48 - A what?

01:06:50 - Look, man, undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right?

01:06:52 To do this job, you gotta be a great actor.

01:06:54 You gotta be naturalistic.

01:06:56 You gotta be naturalistic as hell.

01:06:58 'Cause if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor.

01:07:00 And bad acting is bullshit, this job.

01:07:03 - What is this?

01:07:05 - That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.

01:07:09 - What?

01:07:10 - Something funny that happened to you

01:07:11 while you were doing a fucking job, man.

01:07:13 - Damn.

01:07:14 I gotta memorize all this?

01:07:16 There's over four fucking pages of shit here.

01:07:18 - Look, man, just think about it like it's a joke, all right?

01:07:20 You memorize what's important,

01:07:22 the rest you make your own, all right?

01:07:24 You can tell a joke, can't you?

01:07:26 - Nope.

01:07:27 - Pretend you're Don Rickles or some fucking body

01:07:29 and tell a joke, all right?

01:07:31 Now, the things you gotta remember are the details.

01:07:33 And it's the details that sell your story.

01:07:36 Now, this particular story takes place in a men's room.

01:07:39 So you gotta know all the details about the men's room.

01:07:42 You gotta know if they got paper towels

01:07:43 or a blower to dry your hands with.

01:07:46 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man.

01:07:49 You gotta know if they got liquid soap

01:07:51 or that pink granulated powdered shit

01:07:52 they used to use in high school, remember?

01:07:54 You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks,

01:07:57 if some nasty, low-life, scum-ridden motherfucker, man,

01:08:01 sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls.

01:08:03 You gotta know every detail there is to know

01:08:05 about this commode.

01:08:07 So what you gotta do is to take all them details, man,

01:08:10 and make 'em your own.

01:08:12 While you're doing that,

01:08:13 you gotta remember that this story's about you

01:08:16 and how you perceived the events that went down.

01:08:19 The only way to do that, my brother,

01:08:22 is to keep sayin' it,

01:08:24 sayin' it, sayin' it, and sayin' it and sayin' it.

01:08:27 This was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in '96.

01:08:35 I still had a connection, which was insane,

01:08:37 'cause you couldn't get any weed any fuckin' where then.

01:08:42 Anyway, I had a connection with this hippie chick

01:08:45 up in Santa Cruz, and all my friends knew it.

01:08:48 They give me a call, and they say, "Hey, Freddy."

01:08:51 (phone buzzes)

01:08:52 Say, "Hey, dude, you gettin' some?"

01:08:57 They wouldn't get some for me, too,

01:08:59 like they knew I still smoked,

01:09:00 so they asked me to buy some for them

01:09:01 when I was buying for me.

01:09:03 But it got to be...

01:09:05 Got to be, okay...

01:09:08 Got to be...

01:09:11 Every time I bought some weed,

01:09:12 I was buying for four or five different fuckin' people.

01:09:15 Finally, I said, "Fuck this shit.

01:09:18 "I'm makin' this bitch rich.

01:09:20 "She didn't have to do jack shit.

01:09:21 "She never had to meet these people.

01:09:23 "I was doing all the work."

01:09:25 But then that got to be a pain in the ass.

01:09:27 People called me on the phone all the fuckin' time.

01:09:30 I couldn't even write a fuckin' tape

01:09:31 without six fuckin' phone calls interrupting me.

01:09:33 "Hey, when's the next time you're gettin' some?"

01:09:36 Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch the Lost Boys, you know?

01:09:38 When I get some, I'll let you know.

01:09:41 Then these rinky-dink potheads come by.

01:09:43 They're my friends and everything, but still, you know?

01:09:46 I got all my shit laid out in $60 bags.

01:09:48 They don't want $60 bags.

01:09:49 They want $10 worth.

01:09:51 And break it up, it's a major fuckin' pain in the ass.

01:09:53 I don't even know what $10 worth looks like.

01:09:57 This is a very weird situation.

01:10:00 'Cause I remember back in '86,

01:10:02 there was a major fuckin' drought.

01:10:05 Nobody had anything.

01:10:06 People were living on resin,

01:10:07 smoking the wood in their pipes for months.

01:10:10 This chick had a bunch.

01:10:12 And she's beggin' me to sell it.

01:10:14 So I told her, "If it wasn't gonna be Joe the Potman anymore,

01:10:16 "but I would take a little bit,

01:10:18 "and sell it to my close, close, close friends."

01:10:21 She agreed to that, said,

01:10:22 "You keep the same arrangement as before,

01:10:23 "10% free pot for me,

01:10:25 "as long as I helped her out that weekend."

01:10:27 She had a brick of weed she was selling.

01:10:29 She didn't wanna go to the buy-alone.

01:10:31 Her brother usually goes with her,

01:10:32 but he's in county, unexpected.

01:10:34 What for?

01:10:36 His traffic ticket's gone warranted.

01:10:37 He's stopping for something to found warrants on him

01:10:39 to put in the county.

01:10:41 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed.

01:10:44 I don't wanna do this.

01:10:46 I have a very bad feeling about it.

01:10:48 She keeps asking, keeps asking, keeps asking.

01:10:50 Finally I say, "Okay, 'cause I'm sick of hearing it."

01:10:53 Now, I'm picking the guy up at the train station.

01:10:55 Wait a minute. You go to the train station to pick up the buyer,

01:10:57 the weed on ya?

01:10:59 A guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why.

01:11:01 Anyway, we get to the train station,

01:11:03 and we're waiting for the guy.

01:11:05 Now, I'm carrying the weed around in one of those Le Carréon bags.

01:11:08 I gotta take a piss.

01:11:09 So I tell a connection, I'll be right back.

01:11:11 I'm going with a boy's friend.

01:11:14 So I walk into the men's room, and who's standing there?

01:11:17 Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd.

01:11:22 (dog barking)

01:11:24 They're waiting for you?

01:11:25 No, it was just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room talking.

01:11:28 When I walked through the door,

01:11:29 they all stopped what they were talking about, and they looked at me.

01:11:32 (laughing)

01:11:33 That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation.

01:11:36 German shepherd starts barking.

01:11:38 (dog barking)

01:11:40 He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious.

01:11:43 He's barking at me.

01:11:45 Every nerve in me, all my senses, blood in my veins,

01:11:48 everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man.

01:11:51 "Just bail. Just get the fuck out of there."

01:11:53 Panic hits me like a bucket of water.

01:11:55 First, there's a shock of it. Bam! Right in the face.

01:11:57 I'm just standing there, drenched in panic,

01:11:59 and all these sheriffs are looking at me,

01:12:01 and they know, man, they can smell it.

01:12:04 Sure as that fucking dog can.

01:12:06 And I'm just standing there,

01:12:08 and sure as that fucking dog can,

01:12:10 they can smell it on me.

01:12:12 (dog barking)

01:12:13 Shut up.

01:12:15 So, anyway, I got my gun drawn, right?

01:12:19 And I got to point it right at this guy.

01:12:21 I tell him, "Freeze. Don't fucking move."

01:12:24 And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding his head,

01:12:27 and he's saying, "I know, I know, I know."

01:12:29 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box.

01:12:33 And I scream at him. I go, "Asshole!

01:12:35 "I'm going to fucking blow you away right now!

01:12:38 "Put your hands on the dash!"

01:12:40 And he's still looking at me, nodding his head.

01:12:43 "I know, buddy, I know, I know."

01:12:45 And meanwhile, his hand is still going for the glove box.

01:12:49 And I said, "Buddy, I'm going to shoot you in the face

01:12:55 "if you don't put your hands on the fucking dash!"

01:12:59 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy Oriental bitch,

01:13:03 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck, Chuck, what are you doing?

01:13:06 "Listen to the officer and put your hands on the dash!"

01:13:09 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it

01:13:12 and casually puts his hands on the dash.

01:13:14 - What was he going for? - His fucking registration.

01:13:17 Ha! Ha-ha-ha! You're kidding!

01:13:20 No, man, stupid fucking citizen doesn't know

01:13:22 how close he came to getting blown away.

01:13:24 That close, man.

01:13:26 (siren blaring)

01:13:30 (siren blaring)

01:13:56 He's a little boney man running around in the neighbourhood.

01:13:59 Police brutality.

01:14:00 You know how to handle that situation.

01:14:02 Just shit in your pants and dive in and swim.

01:14:05 Tell me more about Cavan.

01:14:09 I don't know.

01:14:11 He's a cool guy.

01:14:13 You know?

01:14:15 He's funny. He's a funny guy.

01:14:18 You remember the Fantastic Four?

01:14:21 Yeah, with that invisible bitch and flame on and shit.

01:14:25 The Thing.

01:14:28 Motherfucker looks just like The Thing.

01:14:32 (phone ringing)

01:14:34 Yeah?

01:14:36 Hey, it's showtime.

01:14:38 Grab your jackets. I'm parked outside.

01:14:41 I'll be right down.

01:14:43 I'll be right down.

01:14:47 # Sunshine

01:14:49 # Mario is like this

01:14:52 # When she's teasing with a kiss

01:14:55 # And she said

01:14:57 # You make me happy

01:15:00 # He's a fool for love

01:15:05 # What he wouldn't do for love

01:15:12 # He's a fool, a fool for love

01:15:17 # Born a fool, you've got to follow the rule

01:15:24 # Always a fool... #

01:15:26 (footsteps)

01:15:28 (keys jingling)

01:15:45 (keys jingling)

01:15:47 Don't pussy out on me now.

01:16:09 They don't know.

01:16:11 They don't know shit.

01:16:13 You're not gonna get hurt.

01:16:15 You're a fucking Beretta.

01:16:17 They believe every fucking word, 'cause you're super cool.

01:16:21 There goes our boy.

01:16:28 I swear, a guy has to have rocks in his head the size of Gibraltar to work undercover.

01:16:33 You want one of these? Yeah, give me the bear claw.

01:16:39 # Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah

01:16:41 # Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah

01:16:43 # Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah

01:16:45 # Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah

01:16:47 # I can't stop this feeling

01:16:50 # Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah... #

01:16:52 Hey, I know what I'm talking about, OK?

01:16:54 Black women ain't the same as white women.

01:16:57 There's a slight difference.

01:16:59 Very funny. You know what I mean.

01:17:01 What a white bitch would put up with, a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute, man.

01:17:05 They got a line, and if you cross it, they fuck you up.

01:17:08 I've seen it happen.

01:17:10 OK, Mr Expert, if this is such a truism,

01:17:13 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit?

01:17:17 I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public,

01:17:21 when their bitches get them home, man, they chill the fuck out.

01:17:24 Not these guys. Oh, yeah, those guys too.

01:17:27 Here's a story.

01:17:29 One of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named E Lois.

01:17:34 E Lois? Yeah, E Lois.

01:17:36 E Lois.

01:17:38 She called her Lady E.

01:17:40 Where was she from, Compton?

01:17:42 She's from Ladora Heights.

01:17:46 Ladora Heights, it's the Black Beverly Hills.

01:17:49 No, it's not the Black Beverly Hills.

01:17:51 It's the Black Palace Verdes.

01:17:54 Anyway, Lady E,

01:17:57 I mean, she was a man-eater-upper.

01:17:59 Un-fucking-believable.

01:18:01 Every guy that ever laid his eyes on her had to jack off to her at least once.

01:18:05 You know, she looked like...

01:18:07 She looked like Christy Love.

01:18:09 Remember that TV show about Christy Love, about the black female cop?

01:18:13 She always used to say...

01:18:15 You're under arrest, sugar.

01:18:17 What was the name of the chick who played Christy Love?

01:18:20 Pam Greer.

01:18:22 No, it wasn't Pam Greer. Pam Greer was the other one.

01:18:24 Pam Greer did the film.

01:18:26 Christy Love was like a Pam Greer TV show without Pam Greer.

01:18:30 So, who was Christy Love?

01:18:32 What the fuck should I know?

01:18:34 You're right. Now I'm totally fucking tortured.

01:18:36 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter.

01:18:38 She looked exactly like E. Lois.

01:18:40 Anne Francis.

01:18:42 No, that was Honey West.

01:18:44 Anne Francis is white.

01:18:46 Shut up. All right? I'm trying to tell a story here.

01:18:48 She looked exactly like E. Lois.

01:18:50 Anyway, I come into the club one night.

01:18:53 And there's Carlos. He's the bartender's wetback.

01:18:55 He's a friend of mine.

01:18:57 And I says to him, "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"

01:19:01 And now, apparently, Lady E was married to a real piece of dog shit.

01:19:05 I mean, a real fucking animal.

01:19:07 He used to do things to her.

01:19:09 Do things? Do things? Like what? What would he do?

01:19:11 Beat her up or something?

01:19:13 I don't know what he did. He just did things, all right?

01:19:15 All right.

01:19:17 So, anyway, one night, she plays it real cool.

01:19:19 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk.

01:19:22 He falls asleep on the fucking couch.

01:19:24 She sneaks up on him.

01:19:26 She puts some wacko glue on his dick.

01:19:29 And glues his dick to his belly.

01:19:31 No. Jesus Christ.

01:19:33 Hey, I'm serious, man. I'm serious. I'm dead serious.

01:19:37 They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose.

01:19:39 Literally.

01:19:41 You could do some crazy things with it.

01:19:42 Was he all pissed off?

01:19:44 [laughing]

01:19:46 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss,

01:19:48 you had to do a fucking handstand?

01:19:50 [laughing]

01:19:52 Oh, you guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh?

01:19:58 Giggling like a bunch of young broads sitting in a schoolyard.

01:20:01 Well, let me tell a joke.

01:20:04 Five guys sitting at a bullpen in St. Quentin,

01:20:08 wondering how the fuck they got there.

01:20:11 What did we do wrong? What should've we done?

01:20:14 What didn't we do? Whatever.

01:20:16 It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit.

01:20:19 Finally, someone comes up with the idea.

01:20:21 Wait a minute.

01:20:23 Why, we were planning this, caper.

01:20:25 All we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes.

01:20:28 Got the message?

01:20:30 Well, there's nothing for me to holler at you.

01:20:34 This cape is over, and I'm sure it's gonna be a successful one.

01:20:38 Hell, we could go down to Hawaii and I'll roll around and laugh with all of you.

01:20:42 You'll find me a different character down here.

01:20:44 Right now, it's a matter of business.

01:20:47 With the exception of Eddie and myself,

01:20:50 you already know,

01:20:52 we're gonna be using aliases on this job.

01:20:55 Under no circumstances do I want any one of you

01:20:59 to relate to each other by your Christian names.

01:21:03 And I don't want any talk about yourself personally.

01:21:07 That includes where you've been,

01:21:10 your wife's name, where you might have done time,

01:21:13 where a bank may have been robbed in, say, Petersburg.

01:21:17 All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to,

01:21:21 is what you're gonna do.

01:21:24 That's your doing.

01:21:26 Here are your names.

01:21:28 Mr. Brown,

01:21:30 Mr. White,

01:21:32 Mr. Blonde,

01:21:33 Mr. Blue,

01:21:34 Mr. Orange,

01:21:35 and Mr. Pink.

01:21:37 Why am I Mr. Pink?

01:21:38 Because you're a faggot, all right?

01:21:40 Why can't we pick our own colors?

01:21:44 No way, no way. Try it once, it doesn't work.

01:21:47 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black,

01:21:51 but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down.

01:21:54 No way. I pick you're Mr. Pink.

01:21:57 Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

01:21:59 Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit.

01:22:02 Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.

01:22:04 How about if I'm Mr. Purple?

01:22:06 That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.

01:22:08 You're not Mr. Purple.

01:22:10 Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple.

01:22:13 You're Mr. Pink!

01:22:15 Who cares what your name is?

01:22:17 That's easy for you to say. You're Mr. White.

01:22:19 You have a cool-sounding name.

01:22:21 If it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you want to trade?

01:22:24 Hey, nobody's trading with anybody.

01:22:27 This ain't a goddamn fucking city council meeting, you know.

01:22:31 Now, listen up, Mr. Pink.

01:22:34 There's two ways you can go on this job,

01:22:37 my way or the highway.

01:22:39 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

01:22:42 Jesus Christ, Joe. Don't fucking forget about it.

01:22:45 It's beneath me, you know. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.

01:22:48 I'll move on when I feel like it.

01:22:51 You always got the goddamn message?

01:22:54 You're so goddamn mad, Howard.

01:22:57 You guys can hardly talk.

01:22:59 Let's go to work.

01:23:03 Let's go over it. Brewer, you?

01:23:06 I stand outside and guard the door.

01:23:08 I don't let anybody go in or go out.

01:23:10 Mr. Brown? Mr. Brown waits in the car.

01:23:12 He's parked across the street.

01:23:14 I like him to signal, then he pulls up in front of the store.

01:23:17 Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue?

01:23:19 Crowd control. We handle customers and employees.

01:23:22 That girl's ass?

01:23:24 It's sitting right here on my dick.

01:23:26 Myself and Mr. Pink?

01:23:30 You two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds.

01:23:34 We're there for those stones, period.

01:23:36 Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarm should go off.

01:23:40 We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer.

01:23:44 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

01:23:48 When you're dealing with a store like this, they haven't shirt up your ass.

01:23:53 They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever.

01:23:55 If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson,

01:23:59 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in.

01:24:02 Drops him right to the floor. Everyone jumps.

01:24:05 He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose.

01:24:08 Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fucking shit after that.

01:24:11 You might get some bitch-talk shit to you.

01:24:14 But give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next.

01:24:17 Watch her shut the fuck up.

01:24:19 Now, if it's the manager, that's a different story.

01:24:22 The managers know better than to fuck around.

01:24:24 So if you get one that's giving you static,

01:24:27 he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two.

01:24:31 If you want to know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.

01:24:35 The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next.

01:24:38 After that, he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear.

01:24:41 I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

01:24:48 (tires screeching)

01:24:50 (grunts)

01:24:53 (gunshot)

01:24:58 (grunts)

01:25:00 Fuck!

01:25:04 (tires screeching)

01:25:07 (tires screeching)

01:25:14 (tires screeching)

01:25:16 Jesus.

01:25:23 I got blind, man. I'm fucking blind.

01:25:26 You're not blind. You just got blood in your eyes, all right?

01:25:29 (tires screeching)

01:25:31 (gunshots)

01:25:33 (screams)

01:25:35 (gunshots)

01:25:37 (gunshots)

01:25:39 Is he dead?

01:25:44 Did he die or not?

01:25:46 Let's go.

01:25:49 (sirens wailing)

01:25:52 (sirens wailing)

01:25:55 (sirens wailing)

01:25:58 (sirens wailing)

01:26:00 Hold it! Hold it!

01:26:25 Right there!

01:26:27 Get in the fucking car!

01:26:28 (gunshots)

01:26:30 (grunts)

01:26:43 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry.

01:26:47 I can't believe she killed me. Who the fuck even thought that?

01:26:51 Hey, just cancel that shit right now. You're hurt.

01:26:55 You're hurt. You're hurt real fucking bad.

01:26:57 But you ain't dying.

01:26:59 All this blood's scaring the shit out of me, Larry.

01:27:04 I'm gonna die, I know it.

01:27:07 (grunts)

01:27:08 (grunts)

01:27:09 (grunts)

01:27:37 (gunshot)

01:27:38 What the fuck happened?

01:27:44 He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear, was gonna burn him alive.

01:27:47 What? I didn't hear you.

01:27:51 I said...

01:27:52 ...blow him crazy.

01:27:56 He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear, was gonna burn him alive.

01:28:00 This cop?

01:28:03 (gunshots)

01:28:04 No.

01:28:07 He went crazy, something like that? Worse or better?

01:28:10 Eddie, he was pulling a burn, man.

01:28:14 He was gonna kill the cop and me.

01:28:18 When you guys walked through the door, he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds.

01:28:22 What'd I tell you? That sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho.

01:28:27 You can ask the cop if he didn't just kill him.

01:28:30 He talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up.

01:28:35 (sighs)

01:28:36 I don't buy it.

01:28:37 Doesn't make sense.

01:28:39 Makes perfect fucking sense to me.

01:28:46 You weren't there during the job, Betty. You didn't see how he acted. We did.

01:28:49 It's right about the ear. It's hacked off.

01:28:52 All right, let me just say this out loud.

01:28:54 'Cause I wanna get this straight in my head.

01:28:56 You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, and then when we got back, he was gonna kill us,

01:29:04 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?

01:29:09 I swear on my mother's eternal souls, what happened?

01:29:13 The man you just killed just got released from prison.

01:29:17 He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items.

01:29:20 He could've fucking walked.

01:29:22 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't. He kept his fucking mouth shut.

01:29:27 And he did his fucking time, and he did it like a man.

01:29:30 He did four years for us.

01:29:33 So, Mr. Orange, you're telling me that this very good friend of mine, who did four years for my father,

01:29:40 who in four years never made a deal no matter what they dangled in front of him,

01:29:45 you're telling me that now that this man is free, and we're making good on our commitment to him,

01:29:52 he's just gonna decide, out of the fucking blue, to rip us off?

01:30:01 Why don't you tell me what really happened?

01:30:04 What the hell for?

01:30:06 Could it just be more bullshit?

01:30:09 This man set us up.

01:30:13 Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happened.

01:30:17 It's all right, Eddie, I do.

01:30:19 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:30:21 That lump of shit's working with the LAPD.

01:30:27 I don't have the slightest fucking idea what you're talking about.

01:30:31 Joe, Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.

01:30:35 Like hell I am.

01:30:37 Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake.

01:30:39 He's a good kid.

01:30:41 I understand you're hot, you're super fucking pissed.

01:30:44 We're all real emotional, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

01:30:48 I know this man, he wouldn't do that.

01:30:51 You don't know Jack's shit. I do.

01:30:54 The cocksucker tipped off the cops, and a Mr. Brown and a Mr. Blue killed.

01:30:57 Mr. Blue is dead?

01:30:59 Dead as Dillinger.

01:31:01 How do you know all this?

01:31:03 He was the only one I wasn't 100% on.

01:31:05 I should have my fucking head examined going ahead when I wasn't 100%.

01:31:09 That's your proof?

01:31:11 You don't need proof when you have instinct.

01:31:13 I ignored it before, but no more.

01:31:16 Have you lost your fucking mind?

01:31:20 Joe, you're making a terrible mistake, I'm not gonna let you make it.

01:31:23 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.

01:31:26 We're supposed to be fucking professionals.

01:31:28 Larry, look.

01:31:30 It's been quite a long time.

01:31:32 A lot of jobs.

01:31:34 There's no need for this, man.

01:31:36 Let's just put our guns down.

01:31:40 And let's settle this with a fucking conversation.

01:31:44 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next.

01:31:47 Repeat, if you kill that man, you die next.

01:31:51 Larry, we have been friends.

01:31:53 And you respect my dad and I respect you,

01:31:56 but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart

01:31:58 if you put that fucking gun down now.

01:32:01 Goddamn you, Joe.

01:32:03 Don't make me do this.

01:32:05 Larry, stop putting that fucking gun in my dad!

01:32:08 (gunshots)

01:32:11 (groaning)

01:32:14 (groaning)

01:32:17 (groaning)

01:32:20 (groaning)

01:32:22 (groaning)

01:32:47 (groaning)

01:32:49 (groaning)

01:33:04 (groaning)

01:33:06 (groaning)

01:33:21 (groaning)

01:33:27 (groaning)

01:33:55 I'm sorry, kid.

01:33:56 Looks like we're gonna have to do a little time.

01:34:03 I'm a cop.

01:34:12 Larry.

01:34:16 I'm sorry.

01:34:23 I'm so sorry.

01:34:24 I'm a cop.

01:34:29 (groaning)

01:34:36 I'm sorry, kid.

01:34:48 (groaning)

01:34:50 (groaning)

01:35:02 Drop the fucking gun, buddy!

01:35:12 Put the gun down!

01:35:14 Don't do it!

01:35:16 Drop the gun, man!

01:35:17 Drop the fucking gun!

01:35:18 I'm gonna fucking blow you away!

01:35:20 (gunshots)

01:35:22 (soft music)

01:35:29 ♪ Brought up all that cooking ♪

01:35:35 ♪ Now they bought it for a dime ♪

01:35:37 ♪ My sister had another one ♪

01:35:39 ♪ She paid it for the lime ♪

01:35:41 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:35:43 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:35:45 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:35:47 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:35:49 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:35:51 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:35:53 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:35:55 ♪ Now she called the doctor ♪

01:35:56 ♪ Woke him up and said, "Doctor ♪

01:35:58 ♪ Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:36:00 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:36:03 ♪ I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:36:07 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:36:11 ♪ Now let me get this straight ♪

01:36:13 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:15 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:36:17 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:19 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:36:21 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:23 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:36:25 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:27 ♪ Now she called the doctor ♪

01:36:29 ♪ Woke him up and said, "Doctor ♪

01:36:31 ♪ Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:36:33 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:36:35 ♪ I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:36:38 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:36:41 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:43 ♪ Now she drank and poured together ♪

01:36:45 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:47 ♪ Now everything better ♪

01:36:49 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:51 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:36:53 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:36:55 ♪ Now she called me in the morning ♪

01:36:57 [humming]

01:37:09 ♪ Girl, I bought a coconut ♪

01:37:11 ♪ He bought it all the time ♪

01:37:13 ♪ It's just a hot water one ♪

01:37:15 ♪ She said, "A hot water lime one" ♪

01:37:17 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:19 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:37:21 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:23 ♪ Now she called the doctor ♪

01:37:25 ♪ Woke him up and said, "Doctor ♪

01:37:27 ♪ Ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:37:29 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:37:31 ♪ I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" ♪

01:37:33 ♪ I said, "Doctor, can you leave this bellyache?" ♪

01:37:35 ♪ Now let me get this straight ♪

01:37:37 ♪ She put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:39 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:37:41 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:43 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:37:45 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:47 ♪ Now she drank and poured up ♪

01:37:49 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:51 ♪ Now she's such a silly woman ♪

01:37:53 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:55 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:37:57 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:37:59 ♪ Now don't you feel bad ♪

01:38:01 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:03 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:05 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:07 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:09 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:11 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:13 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:15 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:17 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:19 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:21 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:23 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:25 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:27 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:29 ♪ Put the lime in the cooking ♪

01:38:31 ♪ Now she drank and poured it down ♪

01:38:33 ♪ If there's nothing I can take ♪

01:38:35 ♪ I say no, no ♪

01:38:37 ♪ You're such a silly woman ♪

01:38:39 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut ♪

01:38:41 ♪ And drink and pour together ♪

01:38:43 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut ♪

01:38:45 ♪ Now don't you feel bad ♪

01:38:47 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut ♪

01:38:49 ♪ Drink and pour it up ♪

01:38:51 ♪ Put the lime in the coconut ♪

01:38:53 ♪ And call me in the morning ♪

01:38:55 ♪ Yes, call me in the morning ♪

01:38:57 ♪ If you call me in the morning ♪

01:38:59 ♪ I'll tell you what to do ♪

01:39:01 ♪ If you call me in the morning ♪

01:39:03 ♪ I'll tell you what to do ♪

01:39:05 ♪ If you call me in the morning ♪

01:39:07 ♪ I'll tell you what to do ♪

01:39:09 ♪ If you call me in the morning ♪

01:39:11 [music ends]

01:39:13 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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