• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 (gunshots)
00:02 - Oh baby!
00:03 (gunshots)
00:06 - Yes!
00:07 - Oh my god!
00:09 - Oh!
00:10 - We just hit 500 cans, which.
00:15 - I'm back!
00:16 (gunshots)
00:21 - Yeah, yep.
00:23 I just tried to predict, but, oh!
00:29 - You got him.
00:30 - Oh!
00:30 - Oh, come on!
00:39 Come on!
00:40 How the (beep) is a 208 V3 gonna block
00:45 a giant mythic hammer?
00:47 - Be generous, one hundy, mom.
00:50 (screams)
00:58 - Okay.
00:59 Holy (beep)
01:05 (screams)
01:19 - Absolute rat, he's not good at the game
01:20 and he keeps getting away.
01:21 (gunshots)
01:27 (upbeat music)
01:29 - Oh, he died.
01:36 - Yep, that's me.
01:39 You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
01:41 - You have to have numbers to get deals too, right?
01:49 - What's up?
01:55 (gunshots)
01:57 - I was gonna melee him.
02:04 He had me, bro.
02:07 He shot me right as I was coming in on him.
02:08 Wait.
02:09 He shot me when I was about to attack him,
02:16 is what I was trying to say.
02:20 (upbeat music)
02:23 - Oh my God.
02:28 - Just chill, I'm just, one's on me.
02:32 I just killed one.
02:35 (laughs)
02:39 - Yes!
02:43 What a finish!
02:47 - Jeez, plunder is such a (beep) perk.
02:50 It always is maximum distance away from where you are.
02:53 (laughs)
02:55 - That is some funny stuff, bro.
03:07 - Oh my sweet Jesus, dude.
03:15 (upbeat music)
03:18 - Oh no, dude.
03:21 Oh, I'm dead.
03:22 - Snipe, you duck!
03:23 (gunshot)
03:27 - Across from us.
03:34 - Oh yeah, he's knocked.
03:37 I'm gonna grab him.
03:38 - Go grab him, go grab him.
03:40 I'm gonna try to keep him off of the red, okay?
03:42 (laughs)
03:45 - Come here, boy, no!
03:47 - He shot it out, okay.
03:49 - He left, one of them.
03:57 You good? I'm going too.
03:59 - Target destroyed.
04:06 - There's a guy here.
04:09 - And there he is, last player hit 40, 47,
04:11 another 87 damage shot.
04:14 Players using the left big advantage,
04:16 right big advantage, and I died.
04:18 - In a tree.
04:19 Oh no, we got one, Ty, it's one v one.
04:20 - Oh my God, you're right, we got the sweat.
04:22 We got the giga sweat, this guy's trash.
04:24 - I don't like where this is going.
04:25 - Stop!
04:28 - He's coming right back.
04:28 - I'm with you, I'm with you, I have one charge.
04:31 - Get him in, get him in.
04:32 - Got him.
04:33 - Let's go!
04:37 - He's trying to heal.
04:38 - We gotta get him one more time, Amy.
04:39 (screams)
04:43 - Yes!
04:44 - Oh my God!
04:45 - You're back!
04:47 (laughs)
04:49 - Huh?
04:58 - Bro, what?
05:00 How was he so small?
05:02 (dramatic music)
05:05 (dramatic music)
05:08 - It's pretty real estate.
05:22 - Or not, he's in a tree trying to shoot me?
05:32 He is.
05:34 (gunshots)
05:36 - All right, we'll take that first win, dude.
05:39 Kinda gotta dump you, dude.
05:40 - Wow.
05:43 - Oh my, honey!
05:45 (laughs)
05:47 - Are you kidding me?
05:50 - Oh my God.
05:51 - This guy is not really shooting trees out.
05:56 Get me, get me up here, dude.
05:59 Let me get in there.
06:02 (gasps)
06:04 - No!
06:06 No!
06:06 No!
06:09 - A few minutes later.
06:10 - No!
06:12 No!
06:14 What do you mean?
06:15 (dramatic music)
06:21 (gurgling)
06:23 - Going up?
06:38 - Incoming!
06:41 - Oh, baby!
06:45 - Oh no!
06:50 - No!
06:51 - Got him.
06:53 You like that?
06:54 - I shoot one time,
06:57 cross the map,
06:58 hit this guy,
06:59 and he kills,
07:00 oh, dies to fall damage.
07:02 Come on.
07:03 - This guy's not real, right?
07:06 (dramatic music)
07:11 (dramatic music)
07:13 (gunshot)
07:21 - You, uh,
07:25 you see what's in Tim's hand right there, dude?
07:27 You see that?
07:28 Yeah, you see that?
07:29 Let's go, Timmy.
07:33 - Good job.
07:35 - Oh my God!
07:36 - What did you just do, Sy?
07:38 - He just blew up the fucking house!
07:40 - You're actually trolling me.
07:41 - Listen, dude.
07:44 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:46 - You started this, all right?
07:49 You started this.
07:50 Pelican Tim!
07:51 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
07:53 - Pelican!
07:54 - You don't be seeing this, Sy!
07:55 (laughing)
07:58 - Oh my God!
07:59 - Fucking get it, Sy!
08:01 - This is what's left!
08:04 - Yeah, that's right.
08:07 I ain't watching this shit.
08:09 (laughing)
08:11 - You have that, you have two of those now, Tim.
08:17 - Look downstairs if they peek it.
08:19 If they peek it.
08:20 - That was the worst throw ever.
08:23 Of all time.
08:25 - Not my fault.
08:26 Someone put a wall in my way.
08:27 (laughing)
08:30 - Oh my God.
08:31 Oh my God.
08:32 Oh my God.
08:34 (laughing)
08:37 - Damn it!
08:38 (dog barking)
08:40 - Wow, what a view.
08:42 There's a village over there.
08:46 (laughing)
08:48 - Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.
08:58 - Oh, I grabbed the wrong, dude, I accidentally
09:03 put down my...
09:04 (sad music)
09:06 - AR.
09:11 - Are you?
09:13 (laughing)
09:15 - Okay.
09:21 - You did not just hit the green.
09:25 You did not just hit the green.
09:27 - Do it again!
09:29 - 46 on that guy.
09:31 - I got another team pulling up on me with beagles.
09:34 (sad music)
09:36 - It didn't grapple in time.
09:39 (laughing)
09:42 - It wasn't even me, dude.
09:43 It wasn't even his collegiate.
09:46 - Do it again.
09:47 (dog barking)
09:52 - You blue haired smurf looking ass bitch.
10:00 (laughing)
10:03 - Here we go, here he is.
10:05 I'm going in on him, bro.
10:06 - You're going down, tubby.
10:08 (screaming)
10:10 - Nobody calls me tubby!
10:12 - I'm dead.
10:13 (laughing)
10:15 - He got one shot.
10:17 - No, no, no, no.
10:18 (laughing)
10:20 - You're so ass, bro.
10:27 Imagine being this bad at the game.
10:29 (farting)
10:30 (laughing)
10:32 - You stupid.
10:44 - No, I'm not.
10:45 - Ty.
10:50 - I had one HP.
10:51 - Ty, what did you do?
10:52 - I had one HP.
10:53 I didn't even.
10:54 (gunshots)
10:57 - Oh, thank God, bro.
11:01 - Yo, you lagging, nah!
11:07 Yo, nah!
11:08 Yo!
11:09 You lagging!
11:10 - Oh, that's okay.
11:10 I'm just gonna die because he's teleporting
11:12 into the fucking walls!
11:14 And the walls!
11:15 And the walls!
11:16 (dramatic music)
11:19 (upbeat music)
11:22 (upbeat music)