In one night, a madam at a brothel makes plans to get pregnant, while a magician working across the street makes a drast | dG1fTXVPcGd2cDRNWTg
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00:00 This is my last trick.
00:04 Watch carefully. When I'm done, I'll tell you how it works.
00:08 When you undress a woman with your eyes, that's just half the story.
00:18 You don't happen to have any mouthwash?
00:20 Never mind. Never mind.
00:22 Because once a woman says yes, and we do, more often than you think.
00:25 So what can I do for you?
00:27 It's a woman who sooner or later sees a man naked.
00:30 It's $300 for the hour.
00:32 Good Lord, it's more than my facial.
00:34 All the dumb things men do to get laid.
00:37 Like talking.
00:38 I'm what you usually call Senny White.
00:40 You want to be sexy?
00:42 [laughing]
00:45 Don't get me wrong. Getting laid is what makes the world go round.
00:48 It's an absolute necessity for my business.
00:51 Somehow I expected a little romance in the deal.
00:54 Boy, we talking champagne, champagne for everybody.
00:57 Big old payday.
00:58 I just wonder.
01:03 What would you wonder?
01:05 What it would have been like for us.
01:07 Funny thing is, not the sex you come here for, is it?
01:11 Something else.
01:13 [bell dings]
01:15 This is the happiest place on earth, isn't it, Dave?
01:27 Disneyland's got nothing on us.
01:29 (laughs)