• 4 months ago
A woman—pregnant after a one-night stand with her awkward neighbor—sleeps with a businessman to pass off the baby as | dG1fQ09DMUFIaGpEM0E
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00:00You
00:07Hey hyper, hey, you look amazing tonight. You always look amazing. Thank you. Do you want to come over?
00:20Last night was really special
00:24Evan what are you doing in my apartment?
00:27You're dating Evan Ebert, we are not dating it was a one-time thing
00:32This morning. I was barf City. I think it's just like something I ate. It's either that or you're pregnant
00:40Are you pregnant? No, they're both positive
00:48Kevin's not that bad. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm trying to lighten the mood cuz you let Steve from Blue's Clues enter your body
00:54What if I met a fantastic guy and then we have sex and then he thinks the baby is his
01:05My god Evan, of course, you're my uber driver. It's not exactly how I envisioned our second date
01:18Definition of a man-child. I really want this baby to have a better childhood and upbringing than I had
01:23You're a great guy, but you really need to move on paper doesn't like you like that we slept together doesn't that mean anything
01:32Do you know what this is it's magical
01:38All of this it's a lot I have to tell him the truth
01:53You