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00:00 Friends, the good news for you is that people will never live up to your expectations.
00:05 Those who live up to your expectations, will be the way you want them to be.
00:09 So, you should know that this can be a one-off.
00:12 But people all over the world can't be the way you want them to be.
00:15 And yes, this is good news. This is a very good thing.
00:18 Because when giraffes run in the jungle,
00:22 the small animals that can't be seen from far,
00:25 they also save their lives.
00:27 Because if a giraffe is running, it is at risk of being seen from 6 miles away.
00:32 Similarly, people are different in the world.
00:35 You can learn something from everyone.
00:37 If you want everyone to be like you,
00:40 then the world will become a garden where there will be only one flower.
00:44 And you will never see the other colors and other fragrances.
00:47 You will be deprived of it.
00:49 So, try to realize that this person is different from you.
00:54 So, immediately start learning from him what you don't have.
00:58 And it is a blessing from God that you can change yourself whenever you want.
01:03 And learn something new.
01:05 And any small animal can become a giraffe at any time.
01:10 This is a big blessing.
01:12 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:14 Today, we will take you to Hiranja.
01:17 He got married. It's been a long time.
01:20 Let's see how his life is going.
01:22 (Singing)
01:35 (Coughing)
01:37 Greetings, Ranjan sir.
01:39 Look at him, Haroon.
01:40 Show me.
01:41 I didn't even know about life.
01:42 My hair has grown short and you are sitting tall.
01:45 You were saying that it's been a long time. He is going to die.
01:50 He is not going to die.
01:52 You are in such a bad condition.
01:53 I am old.
01:54 Hidden age well.
01:55 God has given me a son.
01:57 Really?
01:58 Yes.
01:59 This is the same Kama that you got in dowry.
02:01 Yes.
02:02 Kama was not old. He was young.
02:05 Haroon, my life is over. I have been stealing.
02:11 What do you think, what was the decision?
02:13 My decision was absolutely right.
02:17 (Laughing)
02:19 Heer aunty, tell me something.
02:22 Who is aunty?
02:23 You.
02:24 She is a miss.
02:26 (Laughing)
02:27 Heer, say something. I will feel good.
02:29 I will miss my youth.
02:31 Okay, Heer. Tell me.
02:33 Do you have fights in love marriage?
02:35 We have big fights.
02:36 Once, I got a tooth cut here.
02:38 (Laughing)
02:39 I have 14 teeth.
02:41 No, no, no. I don't want to see.
02:43 You are telling the truth.
02:44 What did you fight about, Ranjan?
02:46 I was saying that you used to make me eat churis.
02:50 Now, I will keep eating for 1.5 hours.
02:52 You will not listen to me.
02:53 (Laughing)
02:54 I had a conflict with him that good people don't have spice in life.
03:01 (Laughing)
03:02 She is still treating me like Kama.
03:04 Oh.
03:05 Ranjan, he is suffering from cough.
03:07 Let it be.
03:08 (Laughing)
03:09 What happened to the wife?
03:11 Wives break at this age.
03:14 Actually, it is a matter of breath.
03:16 I think, you don't breathe much at this age.
03:18 Yes, it is true.
03:20 Ranjan, he is drinking hookah a lot.
03:22 You are young.
03:24 (Laughing)
03:25 Ranjan.
03:26 I am very young.
03:27 Ranjan, have I ever asked you for anything in life?
03:30 You have told me about the wives.
03:32 I have not asked you for anything.
03:33 Leave them.
03:35 Have I asked you for anything else?
03:36 I have gone to the fair.
03:37 Have I not asked you to buy bangles and bangles?
03:40 Leave bangles and bangles.
03:42 Have I asked you for anything else?
03:43 Yes.
03:44 I have gone to the fair.
03:45 What else can I ask for?
03:46 (Laughing)
03:47 Your son is married.
03:49 He has a daughter-in-law.
03:50 He is my son.
03:52 He is not mine.
03:53 He has not spoken to you.
03:55 Actually, he has gone to the fair.
03:57 He is playing the flute all day.
04:00 Obviously, he must have learnt from you.
04:02 He must have seen you in his childhood.
04:03 I have not taught him.
04:04 It is a God gift.
04:05 Are you making us believe?
04:06 (Laughing)
04:08 Show us your son.
04:09 Where is he?
04:10 Yes, he is being praised a lot.
04:11 He is so good.
04:12 What is his name?
04:13 Yes.
04:14 Where is Ranjha?
04:15 He must be somewhere.
04:16 Ranjha must be playing the flute in the fair.
04:18 What is his name?
04:20 His name is Ranjha 2.
04:21 Ranjha 2?
04:22 Have you not seen him in the field?
04:23 He is Goshi 2.
04:24 (Laughing)
04:25 He is a player.
04:26 Yes.
04:27 You can call him Ranjha Junior.
04:29 Ranjha Junior?
04:30 Yes.
04:31 Then he must be Manzoor Junior's son.
04:32 (Laughing)
04:33 Where is Kaido?
04:35 Kaido must be here.
04:37 (Footsteps)
04:40 He is not bothered.
04:42 He is exactly like him.
04:43 He does not die.
04:44 (Laughing)
04:45 How are you, Kaido?
04:46 Yes, brother.
04:47 What is brother?
04:48 My name is Haroon.
04:49 Yes, Haroon.
04:50 I have not seen the continuity of the film.
04:51 (Laughing)
04:53 You should have given a place to a smart one for your sister.
04:56 Am I mad or you are smart?
04:58 (Laughing)
04:59 Get up.
05:00 Let him sit.
05:01 What must be his age, Mr. Haroon?
05:02 He must be at least more than 100 years old.
05:05 Brother, do you have anything to eat?
05:08 You are always hungry.
05:10 Your stomach is still not full.
05:13 Look, is the food ready or not?
05:16 Why does he stay with you?
05:18 When we were cutting furniture in the house, he gave it to me.
05:22 (Laughing)
05:23 Why did you adopt Kaido?
05:25 He is a smart man.
05:27 He is our elder as well.
05:28 He was your enemy.
05:29 I…
05:30 I never considered enemies as enemies.
05:32 What is this, Ranjha?
05:33 (Laughing)
05:34 You always considered your enemy as your enemy.
05:35 What is this?
05:36 Keep your friends close.
05:37 Friends close?
05:38 Wow!
05:39 But enemies close up.
05:40 (Laughing)
05:43 I don't understand but it is fun.
05:45 (Laughing)
05:47 He looked like a dead Englishman.
05:49 (Laughing)
05:50 Kaido is always roaming around.
05:52 Keep an eye on my son.
05:54 He looks like he is up to something.
05:56 You should be ashamed.
05:57 He has been with you all his life.
05:59 You want him to be with your son as well?
06:01 Yes.
06:02 (Laughing)
06:03 Oh, God!
06:04 As soon as…
06:05 Brother, don't keep an eye on Nikha and Balda.
06:11 I have been with them for 12 years.
06:13 They will be with him for two days.
06:14 If someone falls in love with you,
06:17 if you get a commission,
06:18 you will be in trouble.
06:19 Oh, God!
06:20 You got a commission today.
06:22 And we will be in trouble.
06:24 (Laughing)
06:25 Brother, the time has gone forward.
06:28 Time has gone forward?
06:29 You are so proud.
06:31 (Laughing)
06:32 Greetings, sir.
06:34 Bakhtu, how are you?
06:37 Thank God.
06:38 Come here.
06:40 You have become weak with age.
06:43 Get up.
06:44 Give me the mug.
06:46 Okay, sir.
06:47 Give me the mug.
06:48 Is the crop of the land good?
06:52 Sir, two people have come.
06:54 They said that your story is very good.
06:57 They want to do a podcast with you.
07:00 (Laughing)
07:01 We won't do it.
07:02 We earn money.
07:04 And we are asked about our inner work.
07:06 (Laughing)
07:08 Have you seen my son?
07:10 No, sir.
07:11 I haven't seen him since morning.
07:12 I haven't gone to the terrace in the morning.
07:14 (Laughing)
07:16 He lives in the terrace.
07:17 Sir, you know the village.
07:19 Greetings, father.
07:21 My prince.
07:23 My son has come.
07:24 Greetings, father.
07:25 He is Ranjha 2.
07:27 He is Ranjha 2.
07:29 (Laughing)
07:30 You should take him to the terrace.
07:32 I will give him a four-legged ride.
07:34 (Laughing)
07:35 Sit with your son.
07:37 Son, the table will break.
07:39 No, father.
07:40 We will sit on this table tomorrow.
07:42 When?
07:43 When I will come leaving father on this table.
07:45 He is a miser.
07:47 I will ask for your blessings 24 hours a day.
07:50 Father, I love you a lot.
07:52 (Kissing)
07:53 (Laughing)
07:55 Your beard is wet.
07:57 (Laughing)
07:58 I think you have shaved your beard.
08:01 (Laughing)
08:02 What do you think, uncle?
08:04 Son, you are right.
08:06 I should have given you a son.
08:08 I have heard that you are in love with girls.
08:11 Father, to be honest.
08:13 Yes.
08:14 I have never been in love with a girl.
08:16 Thank God.
08:17 She is sitting in front.
08:18 A girl goes to my dreams at night.
08:20 Okay.
08:21 But I don't know who that girl is.
08:23 I want to make her my wife.
08:27 What a good thought.
08:29 Stop dreaming.
08:30 Father.
08:31 You will not enjoy for 12 years.
08:33 Father, you can make me steal 24 years.
08:37 (Laughing)
08:38 But believe me, I like her a lot.
08:42 Marry me soon.
08:44 You will have to give me a lot of money.
08:46 (Laughing)
08:47 We have asked for a proposal from a dream girl.
08:49 Yes.
08:50 She is sitting in front.
08:51 A girl goes to my dreams at night.
08:53 (Laughing)
08:54 (Clapping)
08:56 Listen Ranjha.
08:58 Forget about the girl.
09:00 Where are you going after studying?
09:03 No father.
09:04 I will study and go wherever I want.
09:07 I will enjoy my life.
09:12 And I will find a life of my own.
09:17 He is just like his father.
09:19 He will do it.
09:21 Wow.
09:22 Wow.
09:24 Wow.
09:25 Wow.
09:31 Wait for a minute.
09:32 I was playing a nice music.
09:34 (Laughing)
09:35 He has learned father's songs.
09:38 Convince him.
09:39 I want to get married.
09:41 You cannot leave this house.
09:43 I want to travel the world.
09:46 I will find my dream girl.
09:49 Father, you will not stop me.
09:51 Because I will carry my father's legacy.
09:54 If you carry my legacy, how will I carry yours?
09:57 (Laughing)
09:58 You cannot leave this house.
10:00 I will go.
10:01 I will not let you go.
10:02 No one can stop me.
10:04 Convince him.
10:05 (Laughing)
10:06 If he comes.
10:07 He is sitting in front.
10:08 Son, if you want to see your father's face, then go.
10:11 No mother.
10:12 Allah Hafiz.
10:14 Wait.
10:15 (Laughing)
10:16 I am old.
10:17 My...
10:18 (Tapping)
10:19 My wife is calling.
10:21 (Laughing)
10:22 (Clapping)
10:25 Mamdina.
10:26 Yes.
10:27 My friend.
10:28 Bagga and Bagad Billa.
10:30 Yes.
10:31 Call them.
10:32 You call Bagad Billa and German Shepherd.
10:35 (Laughing)
10:36 I have to go.
10:37 Brother.
10:38 I will not spare you.
10:41 Go son.
10:42 Bagad Billa is your enemy.
10:45 Keep your hand.
10:46 Okay.
10:47 Yes.
10:48 Son, who do you love the most among your parents?
10:51 I love my mother.
10:53 (Laughing)
10:54 If you love your mother, then you should have brought her a bag.
10:57 (Laughing)
10:58 If you love your mother, then you should have brought her a bottle of khajal.
11:01 (Laughing)
11:02 She is 12 years old.
11:03 (Laughing)
11:04 Mir also fought with her parents for you.
11:07 Irza, you are right.
11:09 I have supported this man all my life.
11:12 Hmm.
11:13 I have never said that his clothes are stained.
11:16 Yes.
11:17 I did not let it be.
11:18 (Laughing)
11:19 I have never said that his food is not spicy.
11:23 Oh.
11:24 It is a very good thing.
11:25 I have also paid your father's salary of 12 years.
11:27 (Laughing)
11:28 I have never said that his glass is left on the floor.
11:32 (Laughing)
11:33 I have also never said anything to you about such a son.
11:37 (Laughing)
11:38 (Clapping)
11:41 Such a son is God.
11:43 (Laughing)
11:44 He is behind.
11:45 (Laughing)
11:46 Son, I have come to your dialogue for the second time.
11:49 Ranjeet, she is gaslighting you.
11:51 No, Mr. Arun.
11:52 Hmm.
11:53 The doctor told me before marriage that you have gas.
11:56 (Laughing)
11:57 Son, these pants are very long.
12:01 They are very cold.
12:02 You do not know that your father sleeps with a bed sheet on it.
12:05 (Laughing)
12:06 Father, I just want your prayers.
12:08 What will I eat in the kitchen?
12:10 (Laughing)
12:11 Not prayers, but smoke.
12:13 Yes, prayers.
12:14 But son, I will not let you leave this house.
12:17 No, father.
12:18 Enough.
12:19 I have made you understand a lot about love.
12:21 My friends have come.
12:23 Let them talk to you.
12:24 I will not come for so long, uncle.
12:26 Until I find my companionship.
12:29 I will break your legs and give you food on the table.
12:32 Father, you can also slap me properly even if you do not climb up.
12:35 (Laughing)
12:36 Whoever comes, father.
12:38 I am not afraid of any cat or tiger.
12:40 Come.
12:41 Come.
12:42 Run.
12:43 Cat, stop my son.
12:45 What happened now?
12:46 My son has been killed.
12:48 What happened?
12:49 Father's map is on the way.
12:51 He says that after 12 years, he will find his dream girl.
12:55 If this is the case, then don't worry.
12:57 Run.
12:58 Yes, cat.
12:59 Tie his shoulders and go.
13:01 Who ties shoulders in front of me?
13:03 Uncle, you have come to sell.
13:04 You sit on the chair.
13:05 Don't touch me.
13:06 Who is your uncle?
13:07 Sit on the chair.
13:08 I will not sit.
13:09 Uncle, why are you not sitting?
13:11 Son, I was sitting.
13:14 (Laughing)
13:15 Come here.
13:16 Father, our friends.
13:18 Break his legs and give him food.
13:22 (Laughing)
13:24 Run.
13:25 Run.
13:26 Uncle.
13:27 (Laughing)
13:29 Uncle, you have left the fight.
13:31 Son, I have not come to fight.
13:33 You only are making fun of me.
13:35 (Laughing)
13:36 Give this leg to your nephew.
13:38 Stand there.
13:40 If any of your men comes,
13:44 I will kill you and make you dead.
13:49 What happened, father?
13:51 Father also has a leg.
13:52 (Laughing)
13:56 Now see the length of the leg and move back.
13:58 (Laughing)
14:00 Come on.
14:02 (Groaning)
14:04 (Groaning)
14:08 Is he sleeping?
14:10 (Laughing)
14:13 Come here, son.
14:14 Wait, uncle.
14:15 The enemy can come.
14:17 My cheetah, tiger, lion.
14:19 (Groaning)
14:21 He is not able to come.
14:23 He is still coming.
14:24 Who is he?
14:25 Bagga.
14:27 His childhood friend.
14:29 Bagga.
14:30 (Laughing)
14:32 Father, I have found my dream princess.
14:36 (Laughing)
14:40 You should have told me earlier.
14:41 Bagga is our family.
14:43 (Laughing)
14:44 Yes, Ranjha.
14:45 Whenever you face any problem, Bagga is with you.
14:48 Order him.
14:50 Bagga, he has left the fight.
14:51 He wants to go.
14:52 If he goes, my dead body will not go anywhere.
14:55 Bagga, go away from here.
14:57 The situation is very bad.
15:00 I will break your legs.
15:02 Get ready. Bagga is going to attack us.
15:05 (Laughing)
15:08 He is a handsome young man.
15:10 You cannot go out of him.
15:11 He is a handsome young man who has fought.
15:13 (Laughing)
15:15 Go away from here.
15:16 He is still in the same condition.
15:18 Bagga.
15:19 Bagga, go away from here.
15:20 I will not go.
15:21 (Laughing)
15:23 Bagga, go away from here.
15:24 I will not go.
15:25 (Music)
15:28 Oh.
15:30 Oh, God.
15:31 You broke my ear.
15:32 He cannot fight.
15:34 I am going.
15:35 (Laughing)
15:38 You have to break someone's leg.
15:40 You have to break someone's ear.
15:41 It is better that you go away from this village.
15:43 I will not go from this village.
15:46 I will not come to this village again.
15:50 No, son. No.
15:52 He is 12 years older.
15:54 He will be here for a year or two.
15:57 I have no objection.
15:58 (Laughing)
15:59 I will not come back to this village for a year.
16:04 Until I get my father's princess.
16:08 Okay, son.
16:09 But remember your father's advice.
16:11 Do not take anything from anyone.
16:13 (Laughing)
16:15 Do not steal from anyone.
16:17 Because true lovers are not thieves.
16:19 No, father.
16:20 I will not take anything from anyone.
16:23 I will not steal from anyone.
16:26 What?
16:27 Never.
16:28 He is crazy.
16:30 He thinks he is a thief.
16:33 (Laughing)
16:34 Mother.
16:35 Wear socks while sleeping at night.
16:39 Why are you laughing?
16:40 (Laughing)
16:42 Son, this house seems empty without you.
16:45 If I go, it will be empty in many places.
16:49 (Laughing)
16:50 Brush your teeth before sleeping at night.
16:54 It is mother's day.
16:56 Wait, son.
16:57 Son, we will live or die after 12 years.
17:06 Do you want to see your mother's face?
17:09 But tell mother not to give me anything.
17:13 Give me some cash.
17:15 Son, your father is a thief.
17:17 Instead of being a lover, you should have become a dancer.
17:20 (Laughing)
17:21 If I don't get the princess of dreams,
17:24 I will bring my toys with me.
17:27 I have packed halwa, saag, parathas, puri, panjeeri for you.
17:36 Mother, there is a fridge in this pot.
17:39 (Laughing)
17:42 Mother, I am so happy that I can't even keep a dog with me.
17:49 (Laughing)
17:50 Okay, mother.
17:51 God bless you.
17:53 Son, how will I bear your separation after 12-14 years?
18:00 It is very difficult.
18:01 Son, I might not live for 12-14 years.
18:05 Oh!
18:06 No, mother.
18:09 Your son is going on a mission.
18:13 (Laughing)
18:14 Pray that he doesn't come empty handed.
18:17 Son, I am very sad about your death.
18:21 But I am not able to remember any emotional dialogue.
18:25 (Laughing)
18:26 I will keep in touch with you.
18:28 If you remember, tell me.
18:30 (Laughing)
18:31 You go.
18:32 Who will pull your uncle?
18:35 (Laughing)
18:36 God bless you, mother.
18:38 God bless you.
18:39 Bye.
18:40 God bless you, uncle.
18:42 Bye.
18:43 Life will pass in solitude.
18:47 How will parents bear 12-14 years without their children?
18:51 Hello, father.
18:52 Hello, uncle.
18:53 I think you have forgotten something.
18:54 No, father.
18:55 I am going on my mission.
18:57 Okay.
18:58 I liked the girl standing in the lane.
19:00 I have brought her home.
19:01 (Laughing)
19:02 (Clapping)