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00:00:34 So, is this everything?
00:00:37 Yes, that's all.
00:00:39 Meh.
00:00:41 Honey, you know how important this is for your father.
00:00:43 Could you try to give him a chance?
00:00:45 We have to fix the ceiling.
00:00:46 Well, you'll be here in the summer, so you can help me fix it or hold on.
00:00:51 There's no service here.
00:00:52 I'm going to plant a garden.
00:00:54 Why buy a house without cell service?
00:00:56 Yes, there is cell service in a room upstairs.
00:00:58 You just have to look out the window a little.
00:01:01 I guess that will be my room.
00:01:02 Good. It's the bathroom.
00:01:04 Are you punishing me for something?
00:01:06 It hasn't been ten minutes and you're already complaining.
00:01:09 Just take a break, please.
00:01:11 Okay. Keys?
00:01:14 [music]
00:01:20 Hello?
00:01:21 Spence... Spencer!
00:01:24 Dad, you need internet!
00:01:27 I thought we agreed not to let it grow in front of the screen.
00:01:29 We did, and then he did it anyway because that's what teenagers do.
00:01:32 Yeah.
00:01:33 Come on, we just need a little internet.
00:01:36 [laughs]
00:01:37 I love you.
00:01:40 I love you too.
00:01:41 [kiss]
00:01:42 Are you the Koleman?
00:01:43 It's us. Come, I'll show you where things are going.
00:01:46 [music]
00:01:54 [phone ringing]
00:01:55 [speaking Spanish]
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00:02:10 [singing]
00:02:26 Asteroide.
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00:03:43 [speaking Spanish]
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00:04:01 [phone ringing]
00:04:03 [speaking Spanish]
00:04:13 [speaking Spanish]
00:04:39 [phone ringing]
00:04:40 Oh no.
00:04:41 Oh no.
00:04:43 No, this is not good at all, sir.
00:04:45 You can't connect to the internet.
00:04:47 What? Not even a little?
00:04:49 No, it's right on the edge of our service area.
00:04:52 You know, we could put a line in your house that would cost...
00:04:55 $33,412.
00:04:59 Son of a bitch.
00:05:01 Cash or card?
00:05:02 No, I'm going to...
00:05:04 There has to be some other option.
00:05:06 We offer a payment plan.
00:05:08 No, I mean satellite or whatever.
00:05:11 [phone ringing]
00:05:15 It seems like the disk is not receiving any signal either.
00:05:17 That's weird.
00:05:19 I guess.
00:05:21 What is it going to do?
00:05:23 Come on, Lynn.
00:05:29 Hello.
00:05:32 Hello, there you are.
00:05:34 I'm sorry, I had to go up.
00:05:36 The signal is great here.
00:05:38 How did it go?
00:05:39 Oh, bad news.
00:05:41 I can't connect to the internet.
00:05:42 Not even a little?
00:05:44 No.
00:05:45 We're out of service area.
00:05:47 The dish won't work either.
00:05:49 So...
00:05:50 How do we tell Zoe?
00:05:52 Damn it!
00:05:54 Couldn't you buy a house with lights that would work?
00:05:57 I think she'd like you to buy lights.
00:06:02 [door opening]
00:06:04 Hey, excuse me.
00:06:11 Could you tell me...
00:06:13 [sigh]
00:06:14 Uh, Kenny?
00:06:16 Spence!
00:06:17 So you moved?
00:06:19 How do you know?
00:06:21 You know, small town.
00:06:23 Right.
00:06:24 And how's your dad?
00:06:26 He died a few years ago.
00:06:28 Yeah.
00:06:29 He left me the store and I take care of it.
00:06:31 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:06:32 It's okay.
00:06:33 Tell me about these smart lights.
00:06:35 Oh, they're great, man.
00:06:37 Everyone's buying them.
00:06:38 Check, you can turn them on and off with an app.
00:06:41 Yeah, you can even change the color.
00:06:43 How many do you want?
00:06:45 No, I'll keep the dumb lights.
00:06:47 I understand, I understand.
00:06:49 Where's the new house?
00:06:50 Outside the town.
00:06:52 Yeah, a few miles.
00:06:54 Oh, great, great.
00:06:55 Yeah.
00:06:56 No problem, man.
00:06:57 You know, I don't need a bag.
00:06:59 Oh, no problem.
00:07:01 Very good.
00:07:03 Here you go.
00:07:05 And what about...
00:07:07 you?
00:07:09 Do you have family in town or...?
00:07:11 No, no.
00:07:13 Just a store.
00:07:15 Yeah.
00:07:16 [laughs]
00:07:17 [news broadcast]
00:07:18 Oh, you haven't heard?
00:07:20 NASA is announcing something big.
00:07:22 They've been talking about it all day.
00:07:25 NASA? That's stupid.
00:07:27 They know the Earth is flat, right?
00:07:29 [news broadcast]
00:07:30 I wouldn't say it's terrestrial, but...
00:07:31 The less you know about the outside world, the better.
00:07:33 I understand, man.
00:07:35 Should we meet up or something to have a beer?
00:07:37 Yeah, I should go home someday.
00:07:39 Oh, yeah, let me give you my phone number.
00:07:41 You know, I have a lot to do.
00:07:43 Oh, no, no, just a second.
00:07:44 Just let me get a pen.
00:07:45 You don't have to do it.
00:07:46 There's something around here.
00:07:47 No, no problem.
00:07:48 I should go. I have to go.
00:07:49 Oh, here it is.
00:07:50 Yeah.
00:07:51 Okay.
00:07:52 One second, let's see here.
00:07:53 Here you go.
00:07:54 That's my phone number.
00:07:56 Excellent.
00:07:57 Okay.
00:07:58 Okay.
00:07:59 Very good.
00:08:00 Hey, it was a pleasure to meet you.
00:08:01 Have a good day.
00:08:02 You too.
00:08:03 Very good.
00:08:05 It seems NASA is almost ready to go out into the air.
00:08:10 We'll talk to them right now.
00:08:12 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time.
00:08:15 Just over eight hours ago, an object close to Earth, or a NEO,
00:08:19 was seen by one of our telescopes.
00:08:21 It was not detected before because its trajectory is behind the sun.
00:08:25 According to our calculations,
00:08:28 we predict that an asteroid will fall somewhere in the interior of the United States
00:08:34 in the next 72 hours.
00:08:36 Later we will have more exact information about its impact point.
00:08:41 But now let's open.
00:08:43 Come on.
00:08:45 Now?
00:08:46 Don't worry, everything will be fine. We are halfway to the North of New York.
00:08:51 Nothing will be fine, mom.
00:08:52 Even if it hits in the middle of Idaho, it could cause a chain reaction.
00:08:56 Electricity will be overloaded, supplies will not arrive, and the environmental impact...
00:09:00 Honey, humans have always faced adversity,
00:09:04 and no matter what comes our way, we always find a way to solve it.
00:09:09 Tell that to the dinosaurs.
00:09:15 Hi, I'm Tom Simmons calling from News One.
00:09:17 How big is this asteroid?
00:09:19 Our current calculations say it is 50 meters wide,
00:09:23 burning about 5 meters once it crosses the atmosphere.
00:09:27 Although it is small, it can still cause significant damage.
00:09:31 Hey!
00:09:32 Hey!
00:09:34 Excuse me?
00:09:41 Hey!
00:09:44 Hello?
00:09:45 Excuse me?
00:09:48 Hey!
00:09:53 It's going to fall in your house.
00:10:07 What did you say?
00:10:09 The asteroid.
00:10:13 No, they said they didn't even know where it was going to fall.
00:10:16 Believe me, they know exactly where it's going to fall.
00:10:21 And when.
00:10:22 They just don't want to cause panic.
00:10:26 Yet.
00:10:28 Very well.
00:10:30 Who are you?
00:10:31 Wilson.
00:10:33 I live on the same street. I saw them when they moved in a while ago.
00:10:37 I thought of going down and say hello.
00:10:43 Spencer, I just bought the place.
00:10:46 I hope you kept the receipt.
00:10:49 Go away.
00:10:53 Outside my property.
00:10:57 Yes.
00:10:59 Honey, we have to be optimistic.
00:11:06 Please stop calling me honey. I'm not a kid anymore.
00:11:09 And you can't rely on optimism for everything.
00:11:13 No internet?
00:11:17 No, not yet.
00:11:20 Great.
00:11:22 Just great.
00:11:24 Did you bring the lights?
00:11:26 There you have them.
00:11:27 There you have them.
00:11:35 [Groans]
00:11:37 You're welcome.
00:11:40 So, what do you think?
00:11:45 What do I think?
00:11:47 The asteroid.
00:11:49 I really don't think it's something to worry about.
00:11:55 It'll probably fall in Idaho or something. It's not our problem.
00:12:02 I'll have dinner tonight or I'll starve.
00:12:05 You're right. There's no food in the house.
00:12:12 Yeah.
00:12:13 Well...
00:12:15 No, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine. You don't have to go out again.
00:12:18 We'll order some dinner and then we can have breakfast at Nick's cafeteria.
00:12:23 He just reopened, right? It'll be fun.
00:12:26 Perfect. Thanks.
00:12:27 Yes.
00:12:29 [News on TV]
00:12:32 The place is great, right?
00:12:42 Yes.
00:12:44 How old is this place?
00:12:46 Well, it was built about a hundred years ago. It was a popular place on the road.
00:12:51 As long as the food doesn't hurt me.
00:12:54 Well, that was in 1400, not 1900.
00:12:58 I thought you were going to college.
00:13:00 I must have fallen asleep during the plague class.
00:13:03 What?
00:13:05 One day you'll have to order your own potatoes.
00:13:08 You never finish them.
00:13:09 It's because I know you'll eat them.
00:13:11 How cute!
00:13:13 And did you meet your old friends at the fruit shop? Lenny?
00:13:19 Kenny.
00:13:21 And he's a friend. He's definitely not my friend.
00:13:25 Well, maybe you can change that.
00:13:27 No, I don't think so.
00:13:29 What, is he an idiot or something?
00:13:30 Zoe.
00:13:31 No, he's just a boy who never left.
00:13:34 And I'm too old for new friends.
00:13:37 And what are you planning to do today?
00:13:40 We brought two cars for a reason, right?
00:13:42 I want to work at the house.
00:13:44 Okay, then do it.
00:13:47 Zoe and I will go to the phone shop, right Zoe?
00:13:52 I have an interview.
00:13:54 Oh, good luck!
00:13:55 Good luck.
00:13:57 So close.
00:14:01 Do you remember when you used to shake hands with everyone?
00:14:07 When I was two years old?
00:14:09 He's a teenager.
00:14:11 He does two things.
00:14:12 To get depressed and hate his parents for having them.
00:14:14 I was hoping we wouldn't miss that stage.
00:14:17 Well, it's a stage and the good news is that he will overcome it.
00:14:22 Someday something will happen, that puts everything in perspective.
00:14:25 And then he will give you as many handshakes as you want.
00:14:28 Well, I have to get out of here.
00:14:32 Good luck at the phone shop.
00:14:35 Yes, thank you.
00:14:37 I love you.
00:14:38 I love you too.
00:14:39 Yes, so what kind of classes would you take to decide my specialty?
00:14:46 Hello.
00:14:47 Hello.
00:14:50 Oh.
00:14:51 No, I mean, yes, I guess it's okay.
00:14:54 I just don't know, I thought maybe it would be something more creative than that.
00:15:00 Well, good.
00:15:17 Very good.
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00:15:22 So?
00:15:33 How was your interview?
00:15:35 It was good, I guess.
00:15:40 You guess?
00:15:42 I don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:15:45 My admissions counselor says photography is not a job.
00:15:49 [typing]
00:15:51 I just wanted a purpose.
00:15:54 On the other hand, I think I should choose another place.
00:16:00 So I won't have to deal with my dad's existential crisis.
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00:16:15 [phone ringing]
00:16:16 Okay.
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00:18:39 Too bad, they're in a dead zone. I need a signal amplifier. Use your phone as a source of access.
00:18:44 Look, I have to call the university. I have interviews. I want to watch shows.
00:18:47 Will we have unlimited data?
00:18:49 No, they probably have unlimited with limit.
00:18:51 What did you say?
00:18:52 Unlimited with limit. It is essentially limited. Until you get to the limit. That's when it's limited.
00:18:58 Then why pay for an unlimited?
00:19:01 Well, because it's unlimited limited.
00:19:03 Listen. How much for unlimited unlimited?
00:19:06 That's the presidential package. That will cost ...
00:19:09 500 a month for the first line, 499 for each line after that.
00:19:14 Sorry Zoe, we can't pay that.
00:19:16 Great.
00:19:18 Thank you, Chad. It has been of no help at all.
00:19:24 It's okay, we'll solve it. Come on.
00:19:27 Hey!
00:19:28 Do you want to go out later?
00:19:32 Disgusting.
00:19:34 [Music]
00:19:37 [Door opening]
00:19:39 [Knock on the door]
00:19:39 Spence?
00:19:40 Hi, up here.
00:19:41 Hi. Seal delivery.
00:19:43 Just in time.
00:19:44 It was no joke about being outside the city.
00:19:47 Yes, as I like.
00:19:50 Yes, I love that old man.
00:19:51 [Door opening]
00:19:52 [Sigh]
00:19:54 Here you go.
00:19:55 Can you help me with something?
00:19:56 Sure, what's up?
00:19:57 Okay, here we go.
00:20:00 Yes.
00:20:01 Yes.
00:20:01 Yes.
00:20:04 Yes.
00:20:04 There it is.
00:20:05 There it is.
00:20:06 [Sigh]
00:20:07 Thank you.
00:20:07 No problem, no problem.
00:20:09 [Sigh]
00:20:10 Do I have something on my face?
00:20:12 No, no. You know, usually when people go through the middle-age crisis, they usually buy a Corvette.
00:20:18 [Chuckle]
00:20:19 Is that what you think this is?
00:20:21 [Chuckle] I'm just saying, old man. You never stopped saying you wanted to go. Now you bought a house.
00:20:25 Well, it's more than just a house. It's a long story.
00:20:29 Well, how about you tell me that story with a beer?
00:20:33 Okay, let's do it.
00:20:35 Very well.
00:20:36 [Phone vibrating]
00:20:39 Zoe, can you see who it is, please?
00:20:41 [Phone vibrating]
00:20:42 It's dad.
00:20:43 Can you answer and put it on speaker?
00:20:45 I know how to use a phone, mom.
00:20:47 Hi, you!
00:20:50 Hi.
00:20:51 Bad news. We are out of the service area.
00:20:55 I'm starting to see a problem here. How is Zoe handling it?
00:20:58 My life is a nightmare.
00:21:00 What happened? I owe you a beer, so we'll go downtown.
00:21:04 To see the big NASA ad.
00:21:06 Oh, yeah! And you can make friends.
00:21:09 Okay, then we'll go back home.
00:21:11 Understood. I won't be long. I love you.
00:21:14 I love you too.
00:21:15 I figured. Perfect signal in the city and as soon as we get home, it disappears.
00:21:21 [Sighs]
00:21:22 Look at this.
00:21:32 Did you see what I just did?
00:21:40 Dude, did you cross the street?
00:21:43 Yes. I didn't have to wait five minutes on the corner to do it.
00:21:47 I found a parking lot. Turn left.
00:21:50 Nothing stops me today.
00:21:52 You're not doing well on those roads.
00:21:54 Yes. Some people like life in the city.
00:21:58 One thing I learned is that it's not for me.
00:22:01 People living on top of each other, fighting to live.
00:22:04 I won't do that.
00:22:06 I understand, man.
00:22:08 I've been here all my life.
00:22:10 I don't think I've missed much of the city, you know?
00:22:13 It's always there if I want to see it.
00:22:15 It's a good place just to...
00:22:17 live.
00:22:19 Yeah.
00:22:20 I think everything will be fine.
00:22:24 Yes.
00:22:25 This is something I hate about small towns.
00:22:41 That's the guy who was on my property.
00:22:43 Really?
00:22:45 Would you like to keep him out of your property?
00:22:49 What's his story?
00:22:50 I'd rather not get involved.
00:22:54 Okay.
00:22:56 Well, he's at his end of the bar.
00:22:58 We'll do our thing.
00:22:59 What will you guys want?
00:23:02 Well, I'll have an Omegan and whatever he wants.
00:23:06 Um, surprise me.
00:23:08 NASA should be starting its press conference any minute now.
00:23:11 I wonder where this thing will end up.
00:23:15 I hope it's in a place where no one lives.
00:23:17 Okay.
00:23:18 As you wish.
00:23:19 Whatever.
00:23:21 I'm sure we're in Oneonta.
00:23:23 Here you go.
00:23:24 Thanks for the beer.
00:23:29 Well, thanks for the seal.
00:23:31 Hey, no problem.
00:23:32 So?
00:23:41 So?
00:23:44 Why did you come back?
00:23:46 Why did you come back?
00:23:47 I was hoping to have a couple beers on me before I touched the subject.
00:23:54 Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir.
00:23:58 So, why don't you keep going and spit it out?
00:24:01 Do you remember when we were in school and my mom died?
00:24:09 Yes, of course.
00:24:10 My dad and I moved to the city later.
00:24:16 Then he had to split his back to cover his expenses.
00:24:19 But he did it.
00:24:22 You know, he worked in the same place for 45 years, built a nice pension.
00:24:27 And he did it.
00:24:29 Not many people could say that, you know?
00:24:32 Yes.
00:24:34 Then, the last day, he handed over his helmet and received his first pension check.
00:24:42 And while he was driving home, he...
00:24:45 He had a heart attack.
00:24:48 Right at the wheel.
00:24:50 He crashed into a light pole.
00:24:54 He died instantly.
00:24:57 With a check without paying in his pocket.
00:25:01 And while I saw him go down to the ground, I made a promise.
00:25:11 It wasn't going to end like this.
00:25:12 I would find a way to keep my family.
00:25:17 And enjoy the little time I have on this planet and not...
00:25:22 Spend my whole life working.
00:25:24 Just to die the day things finally work.
00:25:28 I'll start something.
00:25:32 And I'll keep my family.
00:25:35 That's what I do here.
00:25:39 That's what I do here.
00:25:40 Damn, man.
00:25:46 I wish I had a couple of beers on me.
00:25:49 You asked.
00:25:52 Three people die and one is in critical condition.
00:25:57 After a gender reveal party went terribly wrong.
00:26:00 Oh, wait a minute.
00:26:02 We have news from NASA. Let's go there.
00:26:07 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in.
00:26:09 We have reduced an almost precise impact point of the asteroid
00:26:12 heading to the United States.
00:26:14 The asteroid is currently on its way.
00:26:17 It will collide within the next 48 hours.
00:26:20 And the impact point will be...
00:26:22 In Oneonta, New York.
00:26:25 We will have more information as it develops.
00:26:28 And our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens of Oneonta.
00:26:32 It has to be a joke.
00:26:35 Really? It's not that hard to pronounce.
00:26:37 It's Oneonta.
00:26:39 Yes!
00:26:42 Are you crazy?
00:26:44 You don't understand, man.
00:26:46 Whenever there's a crisis, people buy like crazy.
00:26:49 Well, well, well.
00:26:52 I have to go back to the store.
00:26:54 To clean my inventory.
00:26:56 We'll meet again soon.
00:26:58 You're taking it extremely well.
00:27:00 No, no, no.
00:27:02 Everything will be fine.
00:27:04 See you, man.
00:27:05 It's okay.
00:27:21 I'll believe you.
00:27:23 Tell me everything.
00:27:25 Not here.
00:27:27 Can you take me?
00:27:31 Yes. Let's go.
00:27:33 Let's go.
00:27:34 It's time to leave the town.
00:27:56 Mom!
00:28:00 What are we going to do?
00:28:02 I don't know.
00:28:03 But we're on the outskirts of the city.
00:28:06 Maybe it will fall more to the center.
00:28:08 That doesn't matter. It could fall.
00:28:10 What's the name of the stupid town? Is it the baseball hall?
00:28:14 Cooperstown.
00:28:16 Cooperstown. It could fall in Cooperstown and that's still too close.
00:28:18 I'll try to call your father.
00:28:20 Okay. Tell me.
00:28:24 I told you.
00:28:26 They knew where it was going to fall from the first day.
00:28:28 How? How did you know?
00:28:31 I have people.
00:28:32 Oh my God. Let's go.
00:28:35 Zoe, is it really a good time to be on the phone?
00:28:38 I'm investigating.
00:28:40 Well, then your people...
00:28:42 Let's just say they know things before they're allowed to know to the general public.
00:28:47 Whenever there's talk of something, they hear it.
00:28:51 An important impact event releases the energy of several million nuclear weapons that detonate simultaneously.
00:28:58 When an asteroid several kilometers in diameter collides with the Earth.
00:29:01 That's only if it doesn't burn first in the atmosphere, right?
00:29:04 Yes, but...
00:29:06 There you have the Tanguska event in 1908, where a meteorite disintegrated in the atmosphere
00:29:10 and the explosion crushed 80 billion trees in more than 13,000 kilometers and killed three people.
00:29:16 Well, I feel bad for the trees, but three people? It's not that bad.
00:29:21 Just because it detonated in the forest and not in an important city.
00:29:24 1,300 square kilometers.
00:29:27 That's the size of Rhode Island, which would mean a million dead people, not three.
00:29:32 Thank goodness we're not in Rhode Island.
00:29:34 Are you even listening to me?
00:29:36 Wait a second. Stop.
00:29:38 Spies.
00:29:40 What the hell?
00:29:42 They're watching you.
00:29:44 They probably want to know what you're doing next.
00:29:48 Exactly.
00:29:54 Exactly.
00:29:55 Mom, we have to get out of here.
00:30:00 Where have you been?
00:30:04 I don't know.
00:30:06 I've been calling you.
00:30:07 He's Wilson, I'm Lee.
00:30:08 Ma'am? Miss?
00:30:11 Um, well, it was a pleasure to meet you. We need to have a family reunion, so...
00:30:18 We'll talk later.
00:30:20 We'll talk later.
00:30:21 On the count of three, we stay or we leave.
00:30:26 Wait, what are we doing?
00:30:28 A vote.
00:30:29 On the count of three, we stay or we leave.
00:30:31 One, two, three, we stay!
00:30:33 We leave!
00:30:34 Dad, we have to go.
00:30:37 And we vote!
00:30:38 Look, we're staying.
00:30:39 I won't run away anymore.
00:30:41 I ran away from the city when Mom died.
00:30:44 I ran away from here when Dad died.
00:30:46 And I won't run away anymore.
00:30:49 I'm not going anywhere.
00:30:50 Great speech. I'm sure the asteroid will be moved.
00:30:53 Spencer, are you serious?
00:30:54 Yes, I'm serious.
00:30:55 Look, they're my family and I'm going to protect them.
00:30:58 Okay, we'll have at least 48 hours.
00:31:01 This could fall on the other side of the city, from what we know, and it's a small asteroid.
00:31:05 Okay.
00:31:06 You have one night.
00:31:08 Mom!
00:31:09 And if it gets too close, then we leave. Deal?
00:31:13 Deal.
00:31:16 But, if we stay, we need supplies, right?
00:31:19 And even if the asteroid completely avoids us, there will be dust and all kinds of things flying.
00:31:24 We need to seal the windows or something.
00:31:27 We have to get plastic sheets and duct tape.
00:31:29 Yes, duct tape. That will keep an asteroid away.
00:31:32 Okay, I'll get the things.
00:31:34 We'll all get the things.
00:31:36 We're a family, right?
00:31:38 Zoe and I just need to put some things together first.
00:31:45 Okay, I'll see you in the truck.
00:31:47 Are we staying?
00:31:52 For now.
00:31:53 Currently, people are evacuating to Massa.
00:32:00 But, where they're going, I don't think they care.
00:32:04 They're just trying to get out as fast as they can.
00:32:07 This is crazy.
00:32:10 This isn't good.
00:32:12 Wait, friends. Breaking news.
00:32:14 The White House has announced that the President is considering
00:32:18 an executive order to remove Oneonta from the United States of America.
00:32:22 What?
00:32:23 Yes, this is the moment I would like Oneonta to hit me in the neck.
00:32:28 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
00:32:31 I was so distracted for the good.
00:32:34 Oh, it's okay. Me too.
00:32:37 Mayor Kidmaller.
00:32:41 Hi.
00:32:42 Dad, you almost killed the mayor.
00:32:44 No, I'm fine.
00:32:45 Oh, she's fine.
00:32:46 Spencer Coleman.
00:32:48 Oh, the Coleman.
00:32:49 They just moved to the house of Harry Kill, right?
00:32:52 Yes. How does everyone know that?
00:32:54 Little town.
00:32:55 So, are they staying or leaving?
00:32:57 Most of the people have already taken the road.
00:33:00 There are a couple of people left behind, I must make sure they are okay.
00:33:03 The captain sank with the ship, you know.
00:33:05 We'll stay.
00:33:06 For now.
00:33:07 Excellent.
00:33:08 What were you going to the city for?
00:33:10 I'm going to the hardware store for a few supplies.
00:33:13 Oh, are you going with the Kenny's?
00:33:15 Oh, while you're here, could you make me an announcement?
00:33:17 Meeting in the town hall tonight.
00:33:19 Meeting tonight, sure.
00:33:21 Perfect. If we go through this, we have to be united and keep the city safe.
00:33:26 As much as we can.
00:33:28 Okay.
00:33:29 Thank you, Coleman.
00:33:31 And tell Kenny I send him greetings.
00:33:34 Nice to meet you.
00:33:36 Yes.
00:33:39 Oh, it's nice.
00:33:40 Yes.
00:33:41 From the entrance to the exit.
00:33:47 Uh, guys?
00:33:49 Oh no.
00:33:52 We'll be back later?
00:33:54 We can...
00:33:55 In our report, we are informed that scared buyers on the road are buying everything in sight.
00:34:00 The police ask us to let everyone know to stay in their homes.
00:34:04 It is the safest place at the moment.
00:34:06 Hey, grab everything we need and see me...
00:34:09 Spence!
00:34:10 Hi, Kenny. Kenny, hey.
00:34:12 Hey, friend, there's a line.
00:34:14 The mayor asked me to make an announcement.
00:34:17 Oh, Kim, whatever. What's up?
00:34:18 Well, meeting in the town hall tonight.
00:34:20 Anyone who stays should go.
00:34:22 Understood.
00:34:23 Oh, and we'll give you...
00:34:25 $30 for things. Keep the change.
00:34:27 Oh, perfect, son. I appreciate it.
00:34:29 Aren't you going to introduce us?
00:34:30 Oh, God. She's my wife, Lynn, and my daughter, Zoe.
00:34:34 Nice to meet you.
00:34:35 Your store is very nice.
00:34:36 Thank you, thank you.
00:34:37 Great. Well, see you.
00:34:38 Copy that.
00:34:39 Attention, buyers. There's an announcement.
00:34:43 Kill me.
00:34:56 Zoe is the guy from...
00:34:58 Yes.
00:34:59 And you like him?
00:35:00 No.
00:35:03 Everyone, calm down. Calm down.
00:35:06 Thank you for coming here in such a short time.
00:35:08 As you all know, many people have already been evacuated.
00:35:12 But you and I are still here.
00:35:16 I'd like to know why some of you stayed.
00:35:20 Um...
00:35:21 Yes, what about you?
00:35:22 Who, me?
00:35:23 Grandma, sick.
00:35:25 Yes, I thought the government would intervene.
00:35:27 And like, I'd send a rocket into space and the steroid would fly.
00:35:30 Well, maybe you heard that there's a chance that we'll be expelled from the United States, so...
00:35:35 We're alone.
00:35:37 So we're in our own little world?
00:35:39 What's the plan, mayor?
00:35:44 Well, I have a plan for now and a plan for later.
00:35:47 The plan for now is that we take care of each other.
00:35:50 We're a small city, but...
00:35:53 Surely there will be people taking advantage of the situation.
00:35:56 Specifically, empty houses full of valuable objects.
00:36:00 Now, if someone hasn't done it, they should consider sealing their windows.
00:36:04 I saw some doing it already.
00:36:05 What's the point of keeping things if they will be destroyed anyway?
00:36:08 Well, that takes me to the plan for later.
00:36:11 I recommend gathering everything valuable and irreplaceable and storing it outside the city.
00:36:17 As the asteroid approaches, it was determined that the safest place for us are the secret caves.
00:36:22 It's far enough and deep enough.
00:36:25 And we have a bus that could do this faster.
00:36:28 Very well, I'll give the floor to any question.
00:36:30 This is crazy.
00:36:34 Yes, yes.
00:36:36 How do we know if the asteroid is real?
00:36:38 Be of good source that this is real.
00:36:41 Okay, can the government abandon us seriously at this time?
00:36:44 I'll be back.
00:36:45 Where are you going?
00:36:46 Yes, if they can and they have.
00:36:48 Did you hear all that?
00:36:52 I heard a lot of thumping.
00:36:54 Without much coherence.
00:36:56 Do you have something better?
00:36:58 Hi, man. I'm sorry I'm late. The store was full and I wanted to count the...
00:37:05 Money.
00:37:07 Wilson?
00:37:10 Minimason?
00:37:12 Wilson has a plan.
00:37:14 Oh yeah? Similar to your last plan?
00:37:17 Listen, man. If your plan A includes him, I would start working on plan B.
00:37:24 Well, we'll plan C. See you.
00:37:27 Well, tell me.
00:37:30 I expect news at my safe place next hour.
00:37:36 You should be there.
00:37:38 Okay, see you outside.
00:37:41 What's wrong?
00:37:49 Wilson, I'm sorry.
00:37:52 Wilson has a plan.
00:37:53 The crazy neighbor?
00:37:55 We don't really have many options.
00:37:57 We have an option. We can leave.
00:37:59 Zoe!
00:38:01 Look, you gave me until tomorrow.
00:38:04 I know this is going to sound weird, but...
00:38:07 We're supposed to receive some kind of message tonight.
00:38:10 Okay, something's going on and I have to get to the bottom of it.
00:38:13 I don't like Spence.
00:38:14 We're running out of time.
00:38:16 Tomorrow. Yes, I promise.
00:38:20 Okay, fine. See you at the house.
00:38:23 Let's see if this is a safe place.
00:38:35 So this is it, huh?
00:38:48 What?
00:38:49 Isn't it safe enough for you?
00:38:52 Is that a serious question?
00:38:55 Why so tense, Spence?
00:39:01 How do you know you can trust these people, Wilson?
00:39:04 At any time.
00:39:06 Bingo!
00:39:13 Bingo!
00:39:14 A gravity device?
00:39:27 That's what it says.
00:39:40 I'm Leslie Ann covering the asteroid's history.
00:39:43 We've had people from O'Nionta in a massive exodus
00:39:46 from the city of O'Nionta to escape the asteroid and its aftermath.
00:39:51 They're apparently evacuating to the secret taverns
00:39:55 just outside of Cobbleskill.
00:39:58 A safe haven far from all the dust and destruction.
00:40:02 Okay, we're on asteroid test.
00:40:10 Did you get any information that could change things in that ultra-secret message?
00:40:16 Well, I have a meeting tonight.
00:40:20 Hey!
00:40:22 The exact coordinates of the asteroid's impact are
00:40:31 42.495821 and -75.076065
00:40:39 Wait, which was the second one?
00:40:41 Again, that's 42.495821 and -75.076065
00:40:51 Come on! Piece of shit!
00:40:53 Zoe, it's the language!
00:40:55 It's the house.
00:40:57 What?
00:41:00 The coordinates point to the exact impact point
00:41:03 on Herring Hill 113 Road, O'Nionta, New York.
00:41:06 Our thoughts and prayers are with you.
00:41:10 Spence?
00:41:13 How?
00:41:16 I guess the crazy neighbor isn't that crazy after all.
00:41:19 Did you know all this time?
00:41:21 No, I mean, Wilson told me, but I didn't believe him.
00:41:25 Why didn't you say anything?
00:41:27 Because I thought he was crazy, I didn't know he had something to tell you.
00:41:30 We're leaving, now.
00:41:32 No, this doesn't make any sense.
00:41:35 Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we're leaving.
00:41:38 Something is happening here, and like, Wilson, how did he know it was going to be this place?
00:41:43 How did he know specifically that it was going to be here?
00:41:46 He's a psychopath!
00:41:47 Dad, even a broken watch is right twice a day!
00:41:50 I'll pack a suitcase.
00:41:51 Mine too.
00:41:53 Spencer?
00:41:56 Spencer, look at me!
00:41:57 We have to go, now.
00:42:00 I can't.
00:42:02 I have a meeting.
00:42:04 You're still talking about this meeting, what's going on?
00:42:08 What? Tell me, what?
00:42:12 It's...
00:42:13 It's a gravity device.
00:42:19 Please, repeat it.
00:42:25 A gravity device.
00:42:27 Mom, we're leaving!
00:42:29 Hey, hey, no, no!
00:42:34 Get in, Lynn, you could, please.
00:42:39 Spencer, I told you, if this gets too close and you don't have a solution, we're leaving.
00:42:43 Do you have a solution?
00:42:45 Yes.
00:42:47 No, it's not true!
00:42:48 Mom, let's go!
00:42:49 Could you... could you stay?
00:42:52 Spencer, I love you, but I have to do the right thing.
00:42:56 I'm taking our daughter, and I'm leaving.
00:42:58 Stay.
00:43:01 I spoke to our agents in the city.
00:43:03 The buyers haven't closed the deal, so that's where you'll find us.
00:43:07 Girls...
00:43:08 Dad, you know you're wrong.
00:43:10 Take care.
00:43:12 Hey, man, I came as soon as...
00:43:18 Hey, Kenny! Ask him about his plan!
00:43:22 Where are you going?
00:43:24 What's the plan, Spencer?
00:43:28 A gravity device.
00:43:31 What?
00:43:32 Man, I'm not surprised they're leaving.
00:43:35 Are you still getting involved in Wilson's shit?
00:43:37 Look, I know this sounds absurd, but Wilson knew the asteroid was going to hit Neonat, specifically on my house.
00:43:44 Spencer, how is it possible that he knew that?
00:43:46 I don't know.
00:43:48 But, but, any problem you have with him, could you please put it aside until you find out what the hell is going on?
00:43:54 No, no, no, no, no, no. Not a big deal.
00:43:56 Now what?
00:43:58 No! Stop!
00:44:01 Don't get in!
00:44:02 Don't get in through my entrance! Stop right now!
00:44:05 Hi, are you Stuart Coleman?
00:44:10 Who's asking?
00:44:11 I just came to report the news. Don't shoot the messenger.
00:44:14 Vulture.
00:44:15 Vulture.
00:44:16 Shit, there's no signal.
00:44:21 Hey, um, it looks like there's a problem with our satellite. Would you mind lending us some internet?
00:44:31 No, there's no internet.
00:44:32 Really? Not even a little?
00:44:34 No! $30,000 if you want to put a line to my house. Pay it.
00:44:38 Garbage man.
00:44:44 I can't wait for this place to turn into smoke.
00:44:47 I'm sorry about your house.
00:44:54 Hey, hey.
00:45:07 Who do you work for?
00:45:11 We don't work for anyone you might know, Mr. Coleman.
00:45:14 Enough.
00:45:15 Well, so you know my name. And if I get my favor back?
00:45:18 It's fair. I'm Agent Thompson and he's Agent Thompson.
00:45:21 Thompson with a P.
00:45:23 That's cute.
00:45:25 We were struck by the fact that tonight you will meet with an organization to take possession of equipment.
00:45:30 Equipment that doesn't even belong to them, much less you.
00:45:34 Enough.
00:45:35 Well, and?
00:45:38 Just mind your own procedure.
00:45:40 He's playing with much greater powers than you.
00:45:43 Great. Noted. Now I have more important things to do. Get out of my prop...
00:45:47 Property.
00:45:50 Enough.
00:45:54 The line is actually...
00:45:56 No, it's there.
00:45:57 It is. In fact, it's right here.
00:45:59 No, it's there.
00:46:00 Oh, it's fine.
00:46:01 Get out of my property.
00:46:02 If you ask me, it is.
00:46:03 Well.
00:46:04 Good morning, gentlemen.
00:46:08 Let's get out of here.
00:46:10 Bro, you've had a very fucked up morning.
00:46:21 Listen Spencer, I think it's...
00:46:25 I think it's time to move on, man.
00:46:27 What's left to lose?
00:46:30 My family already left me, reporters appeared,
00:46:34 agents walking through my bushes, and an asteroid will crash into my house.
00:46:38 Why don't you tell me what's going on between you and Wilson?
00:46:45 No, that's not important now.
00:46:48 No, I saw how you stared at the bar.
00:46:51 Spit it out.
00:46:52 It's fine. It's fine. Listen.
00:47:03 Dad sold him a majority stake in a mining company.
00:47:06 He put all his savings in it,
00:47:08 so he could have exclusive rights to this new mineral,
00:47:12 or something that's buried under a mine.
00:47:15 The only problem is that all these houses block it.
00:47:18 So, in the outskirts of the city,
00:47:22 there's a warehouse full of mining equipment,
00:47:24 that can't be used.
00:47:26 Yeah, I guess I understand why you're so pissed.
00:47:31 Yeah.
00:47:32 Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight?
00:47:36 What? The secret meeting of gravity devices?
00:47:40 Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, but...
00:47:44 I really need you.
00:47:46 Okay, listen. I'll be there, okay?
00:47:54 But only to see Wilson fail, okay?
00:47:57 And watch my back, because that's what friends do.
00:48:01 Yeah. I guess we're friends, right?
00:48:04 Weren't we?
00:48:06 I don't understand why we all had to get in your truck to come here.
00:48:20 The fewer vehicles, the better.
00:48:23 We'll escape faster.
00:48:26 Do you expect to need to escape quickly?
00:48:29 Is there another way to escape?
00:48:32 I'm sorry to ask you this, but...
00:48:36 Wilson, why am I sitting in a damn toilet?
00:48:40 Clearly, you've never been watching for a long time.
00:48:44 You say this works?
00:48:46 Try it!
00:48:48 Oh, they're here.
00:48:55 They're gone.
00:48:56 I'll be right back.
00:49:02 Don't play with anything.
00:49:04 I'll give you something to play with.
00:49:07 What are they saying?
00:49:17 I don't know.
00:49:19 Maybe something stupid.
00:49:24 I'm starving. Is there anything to eat here?
00:49:26 Oh, good.
00:49:30 Hey, yeah.
00:49:35 Good thing I'm not diabetic, huh?
00:49:39 Want some?
00:49:41 No.
00:49:42 What's wrong? Where's the device?
00:50:01 They don't have it.
00:50:03 Excuse me?
00:50:05 See? I told you!
00:50:08 *sigh*
00:50:09 They said we already have it.
00:50:13 Somewhere in Oneonta.
00:50:15 Probably on your property.
00:50:18 No, no. That wouldn't make any sense. How could Oneonta be on my property?
00:50:22 I'm just saying what they told me.
00:50:25 Don't tell me you ate that.
00:50:28 Why?
00:50:30 How many?
00:50:32 Why?
00:50:36 It's my concert reserve.
00:50:38 Like your reserve for the bass?
00:50:41 No.
00:50:43 For when I want my own private light show.
00:50:47 Each one of them has a...
00:50:50 White plush.
00:50:52 LCD.
00:50:55 Acid.
00:50:57 Wilson, stop playing. It's not funny.
00:50:59 Yeah, it's not funny. Those things aren't cheap.
00:51:03 I'm not going to stop this. So, Spencer and I would have eaten 10 candies.
00:51:06 You say it's 10 acid shots?
00:51:08 Yes, sir. And at market price, each one owes me $100.
00:51:12 Oh, yeah, sure. And if you take it out of what you owe my dad?
00:51:15 Maybe you should control that anger.
00:51:18 A bad night is waiting for you.
00:51:21 Oh my God.
00:51:24 No, what's with that quick escape?
00:51:28 Come on, come on, Wilson, come on.
00:51:30 Hey!
00:51:33 Damn it! It's always the same!
00:51:35 You never thought of putting on your seat belt?
00:51:44 In what scenario?
00:51:46 Can you imagine driving this truck, sitting in the toilet?
00:51:50 Spence, Spence, are you feeling anything?
00:51:55 Yes, why is it hitting so fast?
00:51:58 Probably because of the adrenaline that runs through my veins.
00:52:01 No, no, no!
00:52:02 Oh my God! I can't help you!
00:52:05 Now!
00:52:07 Now!
00:52:09 Well, that's not happening, son. Oh, yeah?
00:52:15 No, no, no.
00:52:17 It's not happening.
00:52:20 I'm going to die.
00:52:23 Do you have a solution?
00:52:34 No, I don't have it.
00:52:36 Please repeat it.
00:52:39 Spend or die.
00:52:43 I just want him to go.
00:52:46 Go!
00:52:47 How did you do that?
00:52:58 Are they really that strong?
00:53:00 Do you want to die?
00:53:01 Hey, hey, then ...
00:53:21 Where is the stupid asteroid?
00:53:24 One would believe that ...
00:53:27 It is already illuminating the sky.
00:53:29 Oh, you don't see an asteroid until ...
00:53:31 It's too late.
00:53:33 You're thinking of comets.
00:53:37 And the ...
00:53:39 Fragile stars?
00:53:43 Those are technically ...
00:53:46 Meteorites.
00:53:48 Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they are meteorites.
00:53:55 How did you memorize all that?
00:53:59 How is it that you don't?
00:54:01 I guess ...
00:54:05 I should have fallen asleep in the meteorite class.
00:54:08 It's the universe ...
00:54:11 The only thing that everyone should understand.
00:54:18 Yes, I think I avoid it because ...
00:54:22 It makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:54:24 Does the universe make you feel uncomfortable, Kenny?
00:54:28 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:29 I mean, it makes me realize how small I am.
00:54:33 You know, that makes me feel uncomfortable.
00:54:36 You shouldn't feel uncomfortable just because you're short.
00:54:40 Shut up, idiot.
00:54:42 I mean, think about it, guys. I'm serious.
00:54:45 Somewhere in space ...
00:54:47 You know, far away ...
00:54:50 There is this big piece of stone.
00:54:53 That we can't even see.
00:54:55 There is a short period of time to potentially ...
00:55:00 Kill us all.
00:55:02 I mean, if that doesn't ...
00:55:05 If that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is ...
00:55:09 I don't know what I would do.
00:55:12 That's very liberating.
00:55:16 I mean, who's going to remind me?
00:55:19 You know, I don't know.
00:55:22 I don't know how to help myself.
00:55:23 I think you're being too hard on yourself, Kenny.
00:55:27 Am I?
00:55:29 I don't have children.
00:55:33 I don't have a family.
00:55:35 I just bought a hardware store.
00:55:39 And that's not ...
00:55:41 That's not a great legacy.
00:55:44 If it makes you feel a little better ...
00:55:47 In the end ...
00:55:51 Nothing of what others do matters.
00:55:53 We are all ...
00:55:56 Just killing time until the sun eats us.
00:56:01 Well, gentlemen.
00:56:09 I'm going to walk.
00:56:12 I'm going back home.
00:56:15 I'll put on some Pink Floyd and ...
00:56:19 Pack the rest of my needs.
00:56:21 Oh, and this Kenny ...
00:56:26 Good job tonight.
00:56:30 Whatever you've done.
00:56:33 Exacto.
00:56:40 Shut up, old man. I'm still mad at you.
00:56:43 Yes, I know.
00:56:45 Goodbye, kids.
00:56:49 I think I'll go home.
00:56:51 Alone.
00:56:53 Yes, yes.
00:56:55 Just a few kilometers to the city.
00:56:57 Yes, I'll be fine.
00:56:59 I guess I'll be good at walking.
00:57:02 Okay.
00:57:06 Goodbye for now.
00:57:09 Goodbye for now.
00:57:10 I don't feel very well.
00:57:22 What happened?
00:57:38 Pfff.
00:57:39 Oh, hello Mr. Coleman.
00:58:04 Hello, you are ...
00:58:07 Milton, right?
00:58:08 That's right. Great news.
00:58:10 What good news could you have for me?
00:58:12 Well, the newsman put the $30,000 to put a line to your house.
00:58:15 Isn't it great?
00:58:17 It's great.
00:58:19 But I'm not going to need the internet anymore.
00:58:22 Oh, it's not for you.
00:58:24 It's so they can broadcast the destruction of your house.
00:58:27 How can they do that?
00:58:29 They said that the income alone will make it worth it.
00:58:32 Hey, did you hear?
00:58:34 No.
00:58:35 Not again.
00:58:41 Hello Mr. Coleman.
00:58:49 I think we live in our own country now, huh?
00:58:52 Maybe you can run for president when this is over.
00:58:55 What the hell are you talking about?
00:58:56 It's a shame about your house.
00:58:58 But we would like an interview if you don't mind.
00:59:02 Okay, if I don't mind.
00:59:03 You know, you know what?
00:59:05 Oh my God.
00:59:07 Mom?
00:59:09 Mom!
00:59:11 What?
00:59:12 We are live with Spencer Coleman, whose house is going to be vaporized by an asteroid.
00:59:15 Mr. Coleman, how do you feel?
00:59:17 How the hell do you think I feel? Next question.
00:59:20 Spencer!
00:59:22 I didn't think he would really stay. I thought he was kidding.
00:59:25 Well, maybe I was also kidding a little.
00:59:27 Do you know which one?
00:59:30 The one that was funny?
00:59:31 You know, none of this matters.
00:59:33 Everything we do doesn't matter.
00:59:35 And nobody is going to remember you, or you, or anybody is going to remember me.
00:59:39 No, everything we are doing is useless.
00:59:42 We are just killing time until the sun eats us.
00:59:46 We have the shot. Let's go, let's go.
00:59:48 Get out of my property. Get out of my property.
00:59:51 Damn it. Oh, I can see it now.
00:59:53 The crazy man shouts at the news team.
00:59:59 Get him out of there.
01:00:00 Yes, let's go.
01:00:02 Here you are, Mr. Coleman.
01:00:15 The first month is free, although I think this will be your only month.
01:00:19 Excuse me.
01:00:21 Sorry, Milton. Now can you leave, please?
01:00:24 Get out of your property.
01:00:27 I live in the city, so it was a pleasure to meet you.
01:00:29 Well, to meet you, yes. Goodbye.
01:00:32 Get out of your house.
01:00:38 Jesus.
01:00:50 What?
01:00:52 Dad went viral.
01:00:54 Is that good?
01:00:56 It's great to be viral again. For everyone, except for those who go viral.
01:00:59 Spence, hi. Hi, friend. Are you okay?
01:01:10 At the top of the world, Kenny.
01:01:12 Couldn't it be better? Why do you ask?
01:01:16 You are... you are kind of famous.
01:01:25 What happened last night?
01:01:26 How did we get out of... there was a... chase in a car and...
01:01:32 You didn't know, did you?
01:01:34 It's official. Oneonta has been eliminated from the United States.
01:01:40 Yes. We have a president who would rather ignore the situation than face it.
01:01:45 So, as a result, we are our own country.
01:01:51 Yes. I guess the spies were out of their jurisdictions and went around.
01:01:56 Meanwhile, Kim is evacuating everyone from the city to the caves.
01:02:02 So, I'll see you there?
01:02:05 Look. Look, Spence.
01:02:12 I think you did a good fight. You did what you could.
01:02:16 Even trusting your crazy neighbor for a chance to be right.
01:02:20 But I was wrong.
01:02:23 You have a family, man. That's more important than a house with things.
01:02:28 I don't think so. Moving everything up here just to be destroyed, you know?
01:02:33 Have you ever seen a car with a trailer?
01:02:36 It's just things, man.
01:02:38 And as for the house, you know? It's not as important as the people who live there.
01:02:45 Right? See you in the caves?
01:02:48 Yes. I just have to say goodbye first.
01:02:54 I don't know what to take from the house.
01:02:58 What if you just take one irreplaceable thing?
01:03:02 Irreplaceable.
01:03:05 Do you want some internet?
01:03:13 Wi-Fi amplifier. Damn it!
01:03:16 Wi-Fi amplifier. Damn it!
01:03:19 Yeah.
01:03:20 [Music]
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01:03:53 [Spanish]
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01:04:23 Dad?
01:04:32 You're back.
01:04:35 We did it.
01:04:37 I guess you...
01:04:42 Yes, we saw it.
01:04:43 It's time to go, Spencer.
01:04:46 [Music]
01:04:48 Everything will be fine, honey.
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01:05:37 [Spanish]
01:05:39 [Spanish]
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01:06:05 Are you sure we'll be okay down here?
01:06:31 It looks like people are getting a little restless.
01:06:33 Could you show them something?
01:06:34 Well, sure.
01:06:35 I'm getting restless too, so...
01:06:37 Friends, welcome to the secret caves.
01:06:39 30 meters below the surface.
01:06:41 Now, if you follow me down the petrified mechanical stairs...
01:06:45 Hey, is there any Wi-Fi I can use here?
01:06:49 Hey, Chad, right?
01:06:52 Mrs. Coleman!
01:06:53 Hi!
01:06:54 Have you ever had internet?
01:06:55 Yes, we had it just in time for an asteroid to fall on our house.
01:06:59 Who would have thought, right?
01:07:00 Classic.
01:07:01 Hey, did you see that guy on the news today?
01:07:04 Yes, I did. In fact, he's my husband.
01:07:06 Spencer!
01:07:08 Holy shit, it's you!
01:07:10 Can we take a selfie?
01:07:11 You're famous, Dad.
01:07:12 Oh, you know, a video would be amazing.
01:07:15 Do you think it's okay?
01:07:16 Oh, yeah, sure. Whatever.
01:07:18 We're just killing time until the sun eats us all.
01:07:25 I feel like I'm married to a celebrity.
01:07:28 Thanks, man. This is going to get a lot of likes.
01:07:30 Although it's weird that you don't have service down here, because...
01:07:33 They put up the tower... very recently.
01:07:35 This is amazing! I'm going to post this. Thank you so much, man.
01:07:39 So you don't...
01:07:45 Oh, Mom, enough.
01:07:46 If I stay behind, I'll wait for Chad.
01:07:49 The caves began to form approximately 6 million years ago.
01:07:53 Long before the mammoth, the nude, but long after the dinosaurs.
01:07:58 The caves were discovered in 1928 when two bovine explorers fell through the ground.
01:08:03 Bovine explorers?
01:08:05 Cows.
01:08:06 Apart from the stalactites and stalagmites...
01:08:09 What do you think, Spence?
01:08:10 How come there's no cell service when they just built a new tower?
01:08:16 Maybe it's not activated yet.
01:08:18 Maybe.
01:08:21 The rough mining wall of the caves will reveal grenades, pink quartz, fake gold, emeralds...
01:08:26 ...watermelons and more.
01:08:28 Yeah, maybe.
01:08:30 Maybe I'm just a crazy old man and I'll be in a descending spiral from here.
01:08:35 I'll be standing in the corner with my bathrobe showing my parts to all the women.
01:08:40 Okay.
01:08:42 Although I like your bathrobe.
01:08:44 I'll change my last name.
01:08:46 In fact, if any of you remember, many decades ago...
01:08:49 ...a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit of rare minerals under O Neonta.
01:08:55 The potential value in dollars was so high that it couldn't be calculated.
01:08:59 Why didn't they look for it?
01:09:01 I'm sure they would have loved it.
01:09:03 The only problem is all the houses above it.
01:09:06 What was that?
01:09:07 They can't dig in search of precious metals if everyone lives above them.
01:09:11 I have to go.
01:09:17 What? Where?
01:09:20 I have to make sure I'm not crazy.
01:09:23 You are. Completely.
01:09:24 Spencer, we came back here to make sure you were safe and now you're going to leave us again?
01:09:28 Just stay here, yes. I'll be quick. I have to...
01:09:31 I think I can save the house.
01:09:33 Just wait for me right... here.
01:09:36 You go after him.
01:09:38 Dad!
01:09:39 Kenny.
01:09:45 Do you have a pin cutter?
01:09:46 Yes.
01:09:48 See me in the truck.
01:09:49 Okay, are we leaving now?
01:09:51 Yes.
01:09:52 Zoe, what are you doing?
01:09:56 You don't have time.
01:09:57 Zoe, you must trust me.
01:09:59 He will eat me forever if I don't try.
01:10:01 Do you know what really eats someone?
01:10:03 An asteroid.
01:10:04 I'll be back.
01:10:07 I promise.
01:10:09 Since we got here, it's like the only thing you care about was this house.
01:10:13 As if mom and I didn't exist.
01:10:15 Like he turned you into an idiot.
01:10:20 Zoe.
01:10:21 I love you.
01:10:31 Hey! A pin cutter delivery! But why?
01:10:35 Let's go.
01:10:36 Let's go.
01:10:37 Where are you two running off to?
01:10:53 Wow, so many likes.
01:11:05 Ah, great. The battery is almost dead.
01:11:08 Do you have the Pro or the Pro Max?
01:11:10 The Pro, why?
01:11:12 The Pro stinks.
01:11:13 What? You stink.
01:11:14 The Max lasts 3% longer.
01:11:16 Wow, a 3%?
01:11:17 Well, 3% would be very useful right now, right?
01:11:20 What are you looking at?
01:11:26 Where are we going, Spence?
01:11:28 To the phone tower.
01:11:30 Can you give more details?
01:11:31 Because this is not normal. None of this is normal all my life.
01:11:35 It hasn't been normal since I moved here.
01:11:37 And the only thing I can think of to solve this problem is this crazy solution.
01:11:41 Simple.
01:11:43 Why am I not hearing any of this?
01:11:45 Oh, damn it. The person who knows everything doesn't know what's going on right now.
01:11:49 Maybe it's because your ears are much closer to the ground than mine.
01:11:53 Whatever, as long as we get back in time, okay?
01:11:56 You know, asteroid.
01:12:00 We will make it.
01:12:01 This is the News Channel One reporting from the border of Unionta in the United States.
01:12:05 Shortly after the impact.
01:12:06 As you can see behind me, people are still fighting to evacuate.
01:12:10 We will put our remote cameras and we will move away at a safe distance.
01:12:14 We will inform you soon.
01:12:15 You sure you put the camera high enough, right?
01:12:18 I mean, you know we're talking about an asteroid.
01:12:20 Boom!
01:12:22 Big mushroom-shaped cloud.
01:12:23 Hey, wasn't that ...
01:12:28 Hi. I saw your family pass a few minutes ago.
01:12:31 Oh, no, I don't have a family.
01:12:33 No, I only have two people who do whatever they want and it turns out that we live in the same house.
01:12:38 Or well, we lived.
01:12:39 Because, well, you know, it was blown up by an asteroid.
01:12:42 It's okay, Lynn, it's okay.
01:12:44 No, it's not. It's not okay. I've totally lost control.
01:12:47 I've totally lost control.
01:12:49 I've only tried to be optimistic in my own way through all this and finally it caught up with me.
01:12:54 Mayor, I just wanted a garden.
01:12:57 I just wanted a garden.
01:12:58 Is it okay? It seems a little claustrophobic.
01:13:07 No, I'm definitely claustrophobic.
01:13:11 Okay, now what?
01:13:18 I have no idea. It seems I shouldn't be here.
01:13:24 I don't know. I think I should be.
01:13:27 Technically speaking, it's something I shouldn't be, but it seems I should be here.
01:13:31 Okay, well, how about you stop saying the word "should" and help me with this?
01:13:35 Unemployed.
01:13:39 Yeah, I don't have anything either. Wilson?
01:13:44 I don't have one of those things with me. Are you crazy?
01:13:49 So we have a new cell tower, no service, and a gigantic mineral deposit underneath Oneanta.
01:13:56 Oh, and an asteroid on its way.
01:13:59 Soon! The asteroid will arrive soon.
01:14:02 What's the missing piece here?
01:14:05 Well, did they give you a period of time of how long we'll be down here?
01:14:09 No. No. I'm improvising at this point, to be honest.
01:14:16 I'm sorry. The pressure of a family is a lot, but I couldn't imagine the pressure of a whole city.
01:14:22 How... how are you doing?
01:14:25 I drink a lot of wine.
01:14:28 Did you bring any?
01:14:30 No. No. Although I should have brought some.
01:14:34 Hey, maybe they have something up there.
01:14:40 Very well, Wilson. You've been in conspiracies all this time. What do you think?
01:14:46 Very well. It's just a theory.
01:14:50 I imagine that the electronic interference you have experienced on your property is the direct subproduct of a mineral deposit discovered decades ago in Oneanta.
01:15:00 And my readings seem to indicate that... that your house... if you'll excuse my expression...
01:15:06 ...is Zone Zero.
01:15:09 Someone somewhere wants to get under your land.
01:15:15 And they found the perfect cover to do so.
01:15:18 Damn it, then. That's the gravity device.
01:15:21 Something like that. The asteroid probably shares some property with the mineral, so it's like a... magnet.
01:15:29 Well, whatever it is, we have to go in and take a closer look.
01:15:34 Kenny?
01:15:36 If that thing is the culprit, we should cut off the energy and the asteroid would divert its course.
01:15:42 Well, whatever it takes. If that means saving the house...
01:15:46 Wait, Spencer. Wait a minute.
01:15:49 Are we here to save your house or... save the city?
01:15:54 You said the house.
01:15:58 I said it.
01:16:00 Yeah, man, but... what about my house?
01:16:04 What about the idiot's house?
01:16:08 What about my store?
01:16:10 [SAD MUSIC]
01:16:20 Shit.
01:16:21 Sorry.
01:16:23 Even more important, have you thought about what will happen if you cut off the energy?
01:16:28 [DRUMMING]
01:16:37 What is this? A casual visit?
01:16:40 We're out of service.
01:16:42 This is a civil conversation.
01:16:45 Oh, I see what you're doing here. It's reverse psychology.
01:16:48 Only normal psychology, Mr. Coleman.
01:16:50 What happens if the course of the asteroid can actually change?
01:16:53 I don't know.
01:16:54 Maybe it flies beyond Earth and falls into Uranus.
01:16:58 You do realize it's too late for that, right?
01:17:01 All they'll do is make it fall into another town or city that hasn't prepared for that.
01:17:07 You're a stubborn son of a bitch, Mr. Coleman.
01:17:10 It seems like no matter how much they tried to scare you, you just stayed behind.
01:17:14 And everyone was supposed to leave the city, which would make things easier.
01:17:18 Guys, we should probably go.
01:17:20 Wait, what are you insinuating?
01:17:22 You haven't deciphered it yet, have you?
01:17:24 I think you'll find out that when all is said and done, you'll be in a much better position than you think.
01:17:29 Oh, yeah.
01:17:30 The helicopter is waiting for us.
01:17:32 I'll wait for the negotiation.
01:17:36 [Door opens]
01:17:38 She was right.
01:17:42 Who?
01:17:45 Zoe.
01:17:46 I've been an idiot.
01:17:49 Maybe.
01:17:51 But maybe it's a situation where everyone is an idiot.
01:17:56 Yeah, but at least they're about to be millionaire idiots.
01:17:59 What do you mean by that?
01:18:02 The minerals under your house.
01:18:04 I guess that's why you bought it to start.
01:18:07 Oh my God.
01:18:09 Oh God, guys, the only reason the mining company failed in the first place was because of all the houses along the way.
01:18:16 And now there won't be any houses.
01:18:18 And now we're our own country.
01:18:20 Which means that the government can't enter and claim dominant dominance.
01:18:24 And Kenny.
01:18:26 You're the owner of the only business with the ability to clean up the mess and get that shit out of the ground once the people settle.
01:18:33 So...
01:18:34 You're welcome.
01:18:36 [Laughs]
01:18:47 Guys.
01:18:48 The asteroid.
01:18:51 I thought you knew where you were going, genius.
01:18:55 I know where we're going.
01:18:56 It's just that I must have turned around in the wrong place.
01:18:59 I'm just trying to find out where on the map...
01:19:01 I'm just trying to find out where on the map, but unfortunately I have no sign, so...
01:19:04 So you don't know where you're going.
01:19:06 I know exactly where we're going. We're going to the caves. They're just a few minutes away.
01:19:09 I just turned around in the wrong place.
01:19:11 Listen, Christopher Columbus.
01:19:13 You won't take us anywhere at this rate.
01:19:15 Hey, is that the crazy man from Coleman?
01:19:18 Come on, we have to stop him.
01:19:19 Hey!
01:19:20 Stop! Stop!
01:19:22 Stop! In the name of the first amendment!
01:19:25 In the name of the first...
01:19:26 Come on, come here.
01:19:27 Okay.
01:19:30 Are you crazy?
01:19:31 There's an asteroid on the way.
01:19:33 We're just minutes away from the impact and we're here in the flesh with Mr. Coleman.
01:19:38 Mr. Coleman, you've become a celebrity since the last time we saw each other.
01:19:42 Do you have any comments?
01:19:44 Yes, yes, I have comments for you.
01:19:46 Yes.
01:19:49 It seems like your job is about to get much more complicated, huh?
01:19:55 Why?
01:19:57 The whole thing about being eliminated from the United States.
01:20:00 What does that mean?
01:20:02 Are we the country of Oneonta now?
01:20:05 I'm not sure.
01:20:07 It's not like you've received a call from the United Nations.
01:20:10 We have to solve it after the dust settles, I guess.
01:20:13 What's the mayor of a country called?
01:20:16 Wait, is it your husband again?
01:20:19 ...the last time we saw each other.
01:20:20 Do you have any comments?
01:20:21 Yes, yes, I have comments for you.
01:20:26 Yes.
01:20:27 I was wrong.
01:20:31 Could you repeat that?
01:20:36 I said I was wrong.
01:20:40 Your dad is in the news again.
01:20:42 I moved my family here, looking for a simple life.
01:20:48 And everything went wrong.
01:20:50 They think I'm a complete lunatic.
01:20:55 You're right.
01:20:56 Yes.
01:20:57 Um, Lynn.
01:21:00 Zoe.
01:21:02 I hope you're looking at me.
01:21:03 I love you so much.
01:21:06 I'm so sorry.
01:21:10 I was so focused on that stupid house,
01:21:15 that I forgot about the people who live there.
01:21:18 So, you know, go ahead.
01:21:23 Take my house, erase it from the face of the planet.
01:21:26 If you need an asteroid to destroy everything,
01:21:31 to do things right, then...
01:21:33 whatever.
01:21:35 I don't know what's going to happen when this house falls.
01:21:39 It doesn't matter.
01:21:41 Because I think we'll be fine.
01:21:44 Because we'll rebuild.
01:21:47 We won't rebuild things as they were.
01:21:51 We'll build something better.
01:21:53 Together.
01:21:55 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a family to go back to.
01:22:00 Oh, I'm sorry about the shoe and the truck.
01:22:09 Yes, yes.
01:22:10 And there you have it, friends.
01:22:15 Let's get out of here.
01:22:19 Wow, your dad is great.
01:22:21 Do you really think so?
01:22:23 Yes, I mean, look at him.
01:22:25 He's clearly not afraid to say what he thinks.
01:22:27 Does he worry a lot about you and your mom?
01:22:29 I guess.
01:22:31 I don't know, for me, he's always been my dad.
01:22:35 That's what happens with parents.
01:22:38 You may have 30, maybe 40 with them, if you're lucky.
01:22:41 You spend the first 10 years just nagging, not knowing what's going on.
01:22:45 Then the next 10, you hate them to death.
01:22:47 Then, I don't know, I just think you spend the rest of your time trying to make up for them.
01:22:52 So your dad and you get along?
01:22:55 No, my dad is an idiot.
01:22:56 But we work on that.
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01:23:22 Zoe!
01:23:23 Lin!
01:23:28 Hi.
01:23:29 You're back.
01:23:31 I told you I'd be fine.
01:23:34 Good speech.
01:23:36 Choke or five.
01:23:38 Don't make it weird, Dad.
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01:23:47 So, is this it?
01:23:49 This is it.
01:23:52 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we had to pose.
01:23:57 Let's go inside.
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