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Inside Elland Road podcast highlight reel - 'Festival of greed'
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00:00 The 12 days of Christmas, absolute nonsense.
00:02 You can get the mince pies out.
00:03 Did Eddie Gray pay for that bauble?
00:06 Absolute wizardry.
00:08 I remember being absolutely taken as a child
00:11 when I went to Ibrox and had a pie.
00:15 Sometimes I think we should work in marketing
00:17 for a massive football club, Joe.
00:20 Players are having to fill in for shifts at the club shop.
00:23 The YEP's resident Ebenezer Scrooge.
00:25 Like all dads, he'd be impossible to buy for.
00:28 The first 10 minutes of this week's episode,
00:30 you have mentioned Glasgow Rangers twice,
00:31 so I think it's probably best that we do move on
00:34 to more Leeds United matters.
00:36 The Coffee Man.
00:37 If you're the Grinch, then you'd say--
00:39 Merchandising and marketing opportunities and shoplifting.
00:42 What do you think Daniel Farker has
00:43 on his Christmas list?
00:44 An infuriated Theopathetus on Dragon's Den.
00:47 What do you think Daniel Farker's favorite element
00:49 to the Christmas dinner is?
00:50 Balding white journalist.
00:52 A follicularly challenged man, as yourself.
00:55 Is he Yorkshire Puddings on Christmas dinner, man?
00:59 I don't think I've ever heard a stadium gasp
01:02 like Ellen Road gasped when he took his hat off.
01:05 Do I even deserve to have a Christmas
01:07 if Daniel James has scored a header at the back post?
01:09 Cameron Jerome territory.
01:11 I cannot believe we didn't have an entire section
01:15 devoted to Patrick Bamford's hair.
01:17 Oh, she does still love Leeds.
01:19 Oh, thank God.
01:20 That will be a white Christmas after all,
01:22 is what you're saying.
01:23 Oh, see, there you go.
01:24 I think he'd probably like a good ham.
01:25 Save that for your column.
01:27 (upbeat music)

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