Aired (December 3, 2023): Merry talaga ang Christmas ni Sachzna Laparan dahil nabigyan siya ng pagkakataon makapa ang kanyang early Christmas gift!
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00:00 [music]
00:04 Tekla, what's next?
00:06 Of course, I'm still with the three hunks who are hoping to be chosen by Miss Christmas Tweek.
00:12 Here's Mr. Christmas Light, Mr. Christmas Ball, Mr. Christmas Gifts.
00:19 There!
00:20 And also, Mr. Christmas House.
00:23 Wow!
00:24 And our viewers are really excited.
00:27 To all the viewers, just comment on T-Bat's live stream on Facebook and YouTube
00:31 if you want to win.
00:34 If you guessed it right, you're right.
00:37 You're not wrong, right?
00:38 Correct!
00:39 I swear!
00:41 No one said you're wrong.
00:43 But before the break, we have a question left from Miss Christmas Tree.
00:47 What is it, baby?
00:48 I want a man who is strong and full.
00:52 I will hold you through this.
00:55 Here's our magic wall.
00:57 I will put my hand through it.
00:59 Yes.
01:00 Are you ready?
01:02 I'm ready.
01:03 Miss Christmas Tree is nervous.
01:05 Who will go first?
01:07 Who?
01:08 Mr. Christmas Light.
01:10 Mr. Christmas Light, go.
01:11 Are you ready?
01:12 Check if you're in position.
01:15 1, 2, 3, hold it.
01:19 Describe it, Tekslai.
01:21 Describe Miss Christmas Tree.
01:24 Wait, it's hard.
01:26 It's hard.
01:27 There.
01:30 Then, lower your hand.
01:31 Do you want to lower it?
01:33 Lower, lower.
01:35 I can't do it.
01:36 I can't do it.
01:37 Oh, my.
01:38 This is 6.
01:39 She counted it.
01:41 Can you really count it?
01:42 What is this?
01:43 How many is that?
01:45 It's hard.
01:48 It's true.
01:49 Me too.
01:50 You're pulling it?
01:52 I don't want that.
01:54 You're tiring.
01:55 What else?
01:56 What else do you feel?
01:57 Can I do one more?
01:58 One more.
01:59 That's it.
02:00 Last one.
02:01 Last one.
02:02 Yes.
02:03 Of course, face is included.
02:06 So that the two of you will know.
02:08 Her face is small.
02:10 How small?
02:12 It's small.
02:13 I think my face is smaller.
02:14 Because the monkey is small?
02:16 Wait, the nose is round.
02:17 The nose is round.
02:18 Okay, okay, okay.
02:19 Okay, okay.
02:20 The nose is round.
02:22 The nose has 6 abs.
02:23 Is her count right?
02:25 We'll confirm it later.
02:28 How is it?
02:30 Ms. Christmas Tree is sweating.
02:32 What else?
02:34 What else?
02:35 I want more.
02:36 Okay, Christmas Ball.
02:39 Is this right?
02:41 Yes, okay.
02:42 Is that correct?
02:43 That's it.
02:50 Describe it to us so we can guess.
02:53 The mouth, you don't want to hold it?
02:55 Baby face, chubby.
02:57 Is there a baby who's chubby?
02:59 She's chubby.
03:01 Can I do it on the bottom?
03:03 Sure, sure, sure.
03:05 On the abs.
03:06 On the abs.
03:07 Where's the abs?
03:08 There.
03:09 Why did you look at me?
03:11 There.
03:13 It's also abs.
03:14 It's good to look at here.
03:15 You'll look at it here.
03:17 All of the abs, I won't lose.
03:19 It's okay.
03:20 Wow.
03:21 It's like a birthday episode of Ms. Christmas Tree.
03:26 Last one, Mr. Christmas Gifts.
03:31 Here's Mr. Christmas Gifts.
03:35 Where's the mouth?
03:38 On the mouth.
03:39 On the mouth.
03:40 Kissable lips.
03:43 Kissable lips.
03:44 I want the hands of Ms. Christmas Tree.
03:46 Soft.
03:48 The nose is also soft.
03:50 Describe it, hold the nose.
03:52 I like the nose to be soft.
03:54 Hold the nose.
03:56 Here's the most exciting part.
03:58 Where's that?
03:59 On the chest.
04:00 Everyone's working out.
04:03 You're going down too much.
04:06 Okay, I won.
04:09 I won.
04:10 Wow.
04:12 Game on.
04:13 Face, face.
04:15 There, face.
04:17 Can I do both?
04:19 Okay, do both so we'll give you the abs.
04:22 How are you?
04:24 How do you feel?
04:26 Why do you look like a pig?
04:28 We need to powder our teeth.
04:31 So, it means oily.
04:34 So, oily, who's that?
04:38 Who's oily?
04:39 Who's oily?
04:41 Sorry, I didn't see it.
04:44 Is that a text?
04:45 Yes, it's a text.
04:46 Last question, baby.
04:49 I thought it wouldn't end.
04:50 Okay, last.
04:51 Why should I kiss you?
04:54 That's the question.
04:56 Why should you kiss Ms. Christmas Tree?
05:01 I don't know.
05:02 The answer is, I don't have any other idea.
05:04 Christmas light.
05:05 Why should you kiss?
05:08 I should kiss because as a Cancer, I feel like I need to love your heart.
05:14 And as a Cancer, also known as me,
05:20 I'm a healer, just like all men.
05:23 So, we'll make all your heart wounds disappear and I'll make you happy until you forget all your problems.
05:32 His zodiac sign is Cancer.
05:36 You, Ms. Christmas Tree, what's your zodiac sign?
05:39 Gemini.
05:40 Oh, they said it.
05:41 I thought you're a gynecologist.
05:47 You're fighting.
05:48 Next, Mr. Christmas Balls.
05:52 For me, Ms. Christmas Tree is simple.
05:55 Because I'm tall, dark, and handsome.
05:59 That's it, it's simple.
06:01 Simplicity.
06:04 Simplicity.
06:05 It's the best.
06:06 It's the best.
06:07 Same.
06:08 He didn't fool me before, he said I'm tall, dark, and handsome.
06:10 That's a reminder.
06:13 That's a reminder.
06:14 That's a reminder.
06:15 Reveal.
06:17 What can you say about what Ms. Christmas Tree said?
06:20 She said that's what fooled her.
06:22 Do you think you're affected by what she said?
06:24 No, I'll do better.
06:26 We'll do better.
06:27 She's promising that she'll do better.
06:31 Yes.
06:32 Last, Mr. Christmas Gift.
06:35 Ms. Christmas Gift.
06:36 For me, Ms. Christmas Tree, you should have me as your heart.
06:40 Because as a Christmas gift, you can unwrap me anytime.
06:44 You can make me your slave whenever I serve you.
06:48 All you want.
06:50 I imagined a slave.
06:53 I'm not that kind of person.
06:56 Yes.
06:58 After hearing, touching, and feeling our three hunks,
07:03 it's time to decide Ms. Christmas Tree.
07:07 But before that, we want to introduce Ms. Christmas Tree.
07:12 Is everyone ready?
07:14 Are you ready, boys?
07:15 They're ready.
07:17 Everybody's ready.
07:19 She's none other than the famous social media personality,
07:24 vlogger, and actress, Sashna Lafaraz.
07:29 Thank you very much, Sashna.
07:33 Thank you.
07:34 Here's the question.
07:35 Did you enjoy it?
07:37 Yes, because I got to touch it again.
07:39 And it's beautiful in a personal way.
07:43 Do you have a question, my friend?
07:45 Because of the question,
07:50 who among the three hunks will be chosen by Sashna?
07:54 Here it is.
07:56 I will choose Mr. Christmas Lights.
08:02 Congratulations, Mr. Christmas Lights.
08:08 You're the chosen one.
08:09 But before we introduce you to Sashna,
08:11 let's introduce the hunks that you didn't choose.
08:16 Of course, you're the chosen one.
08:18 Who's the first one?
08:19 Mr. Christmas Gif.
08:23 He's an actor, host, commercial model, and a good cook.
08:29 And my friend, he's very kind.
08:31 Mr. Christmas Gif, Christo Garcia.
08:35 Christo, you're always in the middle.
08:40 Where is he?
08:41 Message.
08:45 I'm speechless.
08:48 Is this your first time meeting him?
08:50 Yes, it's my first time.
08:51 Thank you very much, Christo.
08:56 The next one we're going to introduce is a commercial model,
09:03 actor, basketball player, and soccer player.
09:07 Mr. Christmas Balls.
09:10 Tall, dark, and handsome.
09:12 Let's give a round of applause for Polo Laurel.
09:15 Hi, Polo.
09:17 What's up, friend?
09:21 It's a waste, right?
09:22 Just say "after".
09:23 Just say "after".
09:24 You're here, right?
09:27 Of course, Polo.
09:29 And here it is.
09:30 This is not a joke.
09:32 Of course, we should be excited first.
09:34 Finally, here is the one chosen by Sashna.
09:39 There's no one else but her.
09:41 Here it is.
09:42 Just put your hand there.
09:43 Hold your hand.
09:44 Okay.
09:45 Who is it?
09:46 You're not the take-life.
09:47 And finally, here is the one chosen by Sashna.
09:51 There's no one else but Mr. Christmas Light.
09:54 He's an artist, chef, and model.
09:58 Ervin Garcia is very handsome.
10:02 Here it is.
10:04 Here it is.
10:06 Wow.
10:11 Here it is.
10:12 And of course, there's a message for each of you.
10:14 What's the message for each of you?
10:15 Ervin, you say it.
10:16 Thank you for choosing me.
10:20 And you're not wrong because I'll make you happy.
10:24 That's right.
10:25 And you'll taste the one he made.
10:28 The mango.
10:29 Actually, the mango is stuck in my mind.
10:31 I brought a lot in the car.
10:32 You did?
10:33 Yes, I did.
10:34 Of course, there's a message for Sashna.
10:38 Thank you for choosing me.
10:40 I'm speechless because it's you.
10:44 I don't know you yet but I feel like you're okay.
10:46 It's your first time to meet?
10:48 Wow.
10:49 Yes.
10:50 Small world.
10:51 And there's a hidden.
10:52 You didn't know anything.
10:54 I like the truth.
10:56 Truth?
10:57 I like the truth.
10:58 I hope we'll get to know each other.
11:00 And get to know each other.
11:01 There.
11:03 Holding hands.
11:05 Wait, why are you so jealous?
11:07 No one is jealous like me.
11:08 I'm just kidding.
11:09 There's no one like me in the world.
11:11 And that's it, my dear friends.
11:13 That's it.
11:14 Holding hands.
11:15 We have two stars tonight.
11:19 And I'm sure their Christmas will be hot.
11:22 You're right, friend.
11:23 Especially if they'll eat fire and water boiling.
11:28 Bitter.
11:30 Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
11:33 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
11:35 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
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11:49 ♪ I'm a monster, I'm a monster ♪