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00:00 My love, it's late at night. Let's go to sleep.
00:04 Can I hug you?
00:10 Why?
00:12 Because I dreamt of you.
00:16 There, he's hairy.
00:20 My love, you won!
00:25 The voice generation, Coach Stell!
00:31 A big round of applause for Sean!
00:50 We're here at the studio, Kapuso, and good evening, Filipinas! Hello, Kapuso!
00:56 This is the program that will bring you joy before you sleep and rest.
01:01 This is T-Bus Tawa Islay!
01:06 The fun of RNG Lion and since we're still on vacation with Biosytecla,
01:10 who's currently in Canada, take care, my friend.
01:14 Of course, we'll be together tonight as two.
01:17 As in, not one, but two of the most beautiful creatures in the animal world.
01:24 Oh my gosh!
01:25 Please welcome, Ian West and the gentle diva, Kakay Bautista!
01:31 Hello, baby!
01:33 Hi, Kakay!
01:35 There!
01:37 Oh, it's beautiful!
01:38 It's great, right?
01:39 You know, I need to go on vacation so I can always be here.
01:44 I was just suggesting that you should do that, Kuya.
01:46 How are you?
01:48 I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm so happy because of course, I love T-Bus.
01:51 I bought a T-Bus.
01:52 I'm going to get married so I won't have to worry about anything.
01:57 Hey, my schedule is already open!
01:59 All of them have an open schedule for T-Bus. You're really a T-Bus family!
02:03 Yes!
02:04 Of course, I want to greet the viewers of GMA Pinoy Gives, GTV, and GBA Pinoy TV.
02:13 Yes!
02:14 And hello to those who are watching us on our live stream on YouTube and Facebook!
02:19 Yes!
02:20 As of the moment, you have 5,677 subscribers!
02:25 Yes!
02:26 It's going up!
02:29 It's going up!
02:30 Wow!
02:31 And yes, my dear T-Bus, I have no doubt about the beautiful and strong appeal of both of you.
02:35 I'm with you tonight and earlier in the dressing room, our energy was really high.
02:40 We will continue that but I want to know, why are you both single?
02:45 Hey!
02:46 Is it like that?
02:47 Just to connect.
02:48 Is it like that?
02:49 You know, the reason is, aside from me being happy as a single, I don't have a motorbike to pay for.
02:55 Oh, it's like you're being listened to.
02:57 I don't have a full payment for my car and motorbike so I'm preparing myself first so I can save money.
03:03 But at least, I'm happy as a single person.
03:06 Yes!
03:07 Yes, Kuya Ian Red!
03:08 Oh, you're being listened to!
03:10 Maybe, I've been in love for a long time.
03:15 Maybe, it's about time for me to love myself first.
03:18 Oh!
03:19 I'm just going to lower my voice.
03:21 Don't, Kuya!
03:22 This is a waste!
03:23 Are you serious?
03:25 Are you married?
03:26 I'm serious!
03:27 Let's not forget what we're talking about.
03:29 To those who are related, to those who are commenting on Facebook and YouTube, thank you very much!
03:33 And now, we're just talking about relationship status.
03:38 Tonight, we're bringing back the game for single people and those who are looking for a lover.
03:45 Oh!
03:46 This is so exciting!
03:49 This is a new game.
03:50 Why is it new?
03:51 Because the ham is delicious!
03:53 This is new!
03:54 Ham is delicious when we buy a sexy female celebrity to date.
03:59 Yeah, this coming week!
04:00 Oh, there are 3 hams!
04:02 Of course, the question is, who is this mystery sexy celebrity guest?
04:07 Mystery sexy celebrity guest, I'm ready to introduce her to you, my friends!
04:13 She has done a lot of sexy movies, and all of them are black buster, right?
04:19 Yes!
04:20 That's why, no wonder, she's fantasizing about men!
04:24 Yes!
04:25 And take note, even if she's trying to be sexy, her beauty is not fake.
04:30 That's the important thing, ladies and gentlemen, our searcher tonight is none other than...
04:37 ...Cecily Bautista!
04:40 Is it really you?
04:42 Is it really you?
04:43 That's why I'm wearing a backless, ladies and gentlemen.
04:45 Is it really me?
04:47 That's really you.
04:48 That's a good introduction, right?
04:49 I didn't know it was you.
04:50 But we're serious, is it really you?
04:52 Is it really me?
04:53 Is it true?
04:54 It's true!
04:56 You know what, you're always on my mind, you're always like that.
05:01 You're the one who's joking, is it really you?
05:03 You're the one who's looking for me!
05:05 But you need to look for me more.
05:07 You're really my friend.
05:10 I'm nervous, guys, because I might get a motorcycle.
05:14 But are you ready?
05:16 Are they ready?
05:17 That's the question, are they ready?
05:19 Well, well, well, it's time to start the happy and exciting...
05:24 Puso Naya!
05:28 I'm excited, my friend.
05:32 I'm getting goosebumps.
05:35 I didn't think you'd pick me as your favorite.
05:38 Yes, you're so good, right?
05:40 And for you to be mysterious, my friend, we'll call you Miss Flavor of the Month.
05:46 I want ice cream.
05:48 Okay, what flavor are you?
05:51 Mango.
05:52 Mango!
05:53 See?
05:54 Dinamulag.
05:55 Isn't that mango?
05:58 In Sambales.
06:00 Are you ready?
06:01 Are they ready?
06:02 That's the question.
06:04 If you're ready, let's start!
06:06 Go ahead, my friend.
06:08 Read it.
06:10 Here's the first question.
06:12 Of course, getting to know each other.
06:15 I want to get to know you, boys.
06:17 So, please introduce yourselves.
06:20 Of course, first, Mr. Vanilla.
06:25 I'm Mr. Vanilla, just like how I look,
06:31 just like how I smell,
06:32 and just like how you have a heart.
06:34 I thought he measured my heart.
06:40 No, you measured it right.
06:46 And, Boobay, you know what's crazy?
06:48 Yes, Mr. Ian Red?
06:49 I got his Facebook.
06:51 Wow!
06:52 I want it!
06:53 I want it!
06:54 And of course, the second person to get to know you, Miss Flavor of the Month,
06:58 is Mr. Queso.
07:00 Hi!
07:01 Hi, beautiful lady.
07:03 I'm Mr. Queso.
07:05 Sometimes, I'm cheesy.
07:07 Sometimes, I'm corny.
07:08 But for you, I'm always ready.
07:14 I'm ready to borrow!
07:16 You're so stupid.
07:18 But, I like his speaking voice.
07:20 It's ready.
07:21 Cheesy!
07:22 Mr. Ian Red, who's next?
07:26 Of course, I won't let you down.
07:29 Next is Mr. Chocolate.
07:31 Chocolate.
07:34 Hi, I'm Mr. Chocolate.
07:36 Thank you so much.
07:37 I'm everyone's favorite,
07:38 but for you, I'm only yours at night, darling.
07:43 Wow!
07:44 Look at him, he's so beautiful.
07:45 He's a cheeky guy.
07:46 I didn't think you're that.
07:48 You're not yet married?
07:49 Why are you so nervous?
07:50 So, you're still single?
07:52 Yes, so let's proceed.
07:54 But, can we pick up lines first?
07:58 Oh, they have a pick up line?
07:59 Of course!
08:00 Okay, okay.
08:01 This is the first time in Philippine TV.
08:03 Of course!
08:04 They don't really do pick up lines in dating games.
08:08 Yes, it's only available in 2023.
08:10 Okay, number one,
08:12 Mr. Vanilla.
08:14 My question is,
08:16 are you a pedicab?
08:17 Why?
08:19 Because you can be mine forever.
08:23 Are you insured?
08:28 Pedicab insured?
08:31 Oh my God,
08:33 this is the pick up line of Mr. Cheese.
08:37 Can I reach you?
08:41 Why?
08:42 Because I'm dreaming of you.
08:45 I'm so nervous.
08:50 And I'm so happy to hear,
08:52 can I reach you?
08:53 I can reach you!
08:56 I love you, guy!
08:58 So, who's next?
09:03 We're going to pick up lines.
09:04 Of course, Mr. Chocolate.
09:06 You know, there's a top view.
09:08 Yes, I know.
09:09 It's not for you.
09:10 Sorry, I'll say it again.
09:11 It's for me!
09:12 There's a top view,
09:13 there's a side view.
09:14 But do you know what's my favorite view?
09:16 What?
09:18 I love you.
09:19 I love you, I'm so happy!
09:23 I love you right away?
09:25 What's that?
09:26 But, straight to the point.
09:28 Mr. Ian Red, I have a pick up line for you.
09:32 What?
09:33 Mr. Ian Red, close your eyes.
09:35 Why?
09:36 Yes, he's dead.
09:38 I have a pick up line for you.
09:40 What's that?
09:41 Close your eyes.
09:42 Why?
09:43 You're dead.
09:44 I'll just come back.
09:47 Don't follow me, I'm always here.
09:50 Nikay, what's your next question?
09:53 Yes, I'm so happy that I was very light in my pick up lines.
09:56 And you blushed.
09:57 Yes, I blushed very very light.
09:59 The other one, please me.
10:00 Okay, next question.
10:04 A woman is like Adobo.
10:07 It's not complete if there's no soy sauce.
10:10 That's true, right?
10:12 How will you pamper me if I put soy sauce on me?
10:17 That's it.
10:19 Mr. Ian Red, who will go first?
10:22 Of course, Mr. Vanilla will go first.
10:24 There's soy sauce, there's Adobo.
10:28 Good combination.
10:29 To make you more full, you'll need to eat a lot of rice.
10:34 It's like you're not eating anything.
10:39 You'll be full.
10:40 Mr. Vanilla is so healthy.
10:41 And Mr. Vanilla's words are like he's really educated.
10:45 Wait, is it cold rice or crushed rice?
10:50 It's rice.
10:51 Stinky rice?
10:54 Stinky rice.
10:55 That's also a good thing, right?
10:56 Yes.
10:58 Next, of course, Mr. Queso.
11:00 So even if you have soy sauce, I'll take care of you.
11:03 I'll give you a budget to go shopping.
11:06 How much is the budget?
11:11 You take care of it.
11:13 Is 10M okay?
11:16 Go!
11:17 Okay, okay.
11:18 It's spacious, girl.
11:19 Mr. Queso is like he's just a fish with an accent.
11:23 Really?
11:24 Yes.
11:25 And it's really you, that's why.
11:27 Okay, next.
11:28 Okay, Mr. Chocolate, what's your choice?
11:30 Of course, I'm sweet.
11:32 Adobo is delicious when it's sweet.
11:35 And it's delicious to eat.
11:37 So after adobo,
11:40 chocolate?
11:42 Yes.
11:43 Because it's different when you cook adobo.
11:44 There's adobong on the side,
11:46 adobong on the bottom.
11:47 Adobong on the side?
11:49 That's a servant!
11:51 Ate, boss, that's a servant!
11:54 Sorry, sorry.
11:55 I already misspoke.
11:56 No, it's okay.
11:57 Wow.
11:58 Did you hear their answers?
12:00 I heard it.
12:01 Here, on the right,
12:02 the one you heard.
12:03 Let me see.
12:04 Here, here, here.
12:05 You're so annoying.
12:07 Okay, here it is.
12:10 If possible,
12:11 if possible, let's take a shower.
12:15 And then,
12:16 it's almost night time and you want to sleep.
12:20 In your sexiest voice,
12:22 say these lines,
12:25 "Mahal, malalim na ang gabi,
12:28 tara, tulog na tayo."
12:30 Like that!
12:31 Repeat it so the volume will be higher.
12:33 "Mahal, malalim na ang gabi,
12:36 tara, tulog na tayo."
12:38 Like that!
12:39 You can breathe.
12:40 So you can reach it.
12:42 "Bubay, para mas okay yung mahal,
12:47 malalim na ang gabi,
12:48 pahati ng katawan mo."
12:50 "Manananggal."
12:52 "Manananggal."
12:54 "Mahal, tulog na ang gabi,
12:55 para mas okay yung mahal,
12:56 malalim na ang gabi,
12:57 tara, tulog na tayo."
12:59 "Bubay, para mas okay yung mahal,
13:01 malalim na ang gabi,
13:02 pahati ng katawan mo."
13:03 "Manananggal."
13:04 "Mahal, tulog na ang gabi,
13:05 para mas okay yung mahal,
13:06 malalim na ang gabi,
13:07 tulog na tayo."
13:08 "Bubay, para mas okay yung mahal,
13:10 malalim na ang gabi,
13:11 para mas okay yung mahal,
13:12 malalim na ang gabi,
13:13 tara, tulog na tayo."
13:14 "Bubay, para mas okay yung mahal,
13:16 malalim na ang gabi,
13:17 para mas okay yung mahal,
13:18 mahal, malalim na ang gabi,
13:21 tara, tulog na tayo."
13:24 "Oy, mahal ha?
13:27 Mahal, sabihin mo yang pag nag-toothbrush ka na ha?"
13:30 "Di.
13:31 Tsaka yung pagkakasabi niya,
13:32 ano, kalibel nung,
13:33 'hanapin mo pumatay sa akin.'
13:34 Yan, wala gano'n."
13:35 "Yung parang bumubulong-bulong ka sa'yo.
13:38 Kinangina naman yan.
13:40 Oh, search number two.
13:42 Okay, next."
13:43 "So, sunod?"
13:44 "Ito na, check natin si Mr. Chocolate."
13:46 "Hi!"
13:47 "Mahal, malalim na ang gabi,
13:50 tara, tulog na tayo."
13:52 "Oy, mahal!
13:53 Mahal!
13:54 Mahal, mahal na talay!"
13:55 "Grabi!
13:56 May lambing, may lambing siya."
13:57 "Oy, makakainisyo.
13:58 Ano yung pin?"
13:59 "Buong-buong yung boses."
14:01 "Oy, yung pinilip mo kay Chocolate sa sa'nabi."
14:03 "Tsaka na-imagine ko,
14:04 parang siya ang sitaguro."
14:05 "Bag sinabi sa'yo yun, Kai,
14:09 ano yung isasagot mo sa kanila?"
14:11 "Bag sinabi na,
14:12 'Mahal, malalim na ang gabi,
14:13 tara, tulog na tayo.'
14:15 Mahal, kagigising lang natin,
14:17 tulog na tayo,
14:18 tulog na tayo."
14:19 "Baliw ka ba?"
14:21 "Baliw ka ba?
14:22 Kaya diyan, siya, kano?
14:24 Nahalimutan mo na?"
14:25 "Grabi!
14:29 Sabang talaga, mga boys!
14:30 Iba sumagot, in fairness."
14:31 "Grabi!
14:32 Ito na ako."
14:33 "So far, meron ka na ba na pupusuan?"
14:34 "Di ko pa kasi ma-enok.
14:36 Wow!
14:37 Di ko pa si ma-enok kung ano ba eh."
14:39 "Ano kung wala tapos siya?"
14:40 "Pero mahirap,
14:41 mahirap pumili, ah."
14:42 "Oy, check pa natin!"
14:43 "Eto!"
14:44 "Medyo makakaalaman kung talaga may
14:46 hindi lang kagwapuhan
14:48 o lambing ng boses,
14:49 kaya may substance din."
14:50 "Oo, bakit?
14:51 Ano yung substance na yan?"
14:52 "Yun, yun.
14:53 Parang matter that occupies space.
14:55 Ganun.
14:56 Ganun yun.
14:57 Okay, itong fourth question.
14:58 May apat na elements of matter."
15:01 "Oy!
15:02 Yun pala yun."
15:03 "Science to!
15:04 Science to!"
15:05 "Ang matter na yan ay
15:07 earth, fire, water,
15:09 water,
15:10 and air.
15:12 Alin sa mga ito,
15:14 and why kung kayo ay magiging
15:16 elements of earth,
15:17 alin kayo dito?"
15:18 "Sino mga una?"
15:20 "Sino mga una kailangan ba?"
15:21 "Mr. Chocolate naman ang mga una."
15:22 "Ay, ikaw naman siya.
15:23 Hi!"
15:24 "Flavor of the month.
15:25 Okay, Mr. Chocolate,
15:26 ano ka dun sa apat?"
15:27 "So, ako pagdibili yan,
15:29 ako na air,
15:30 o nakakaalor,
15:31 ako na hangin,
15:32 or I'll ask the hangin,
15:33 at ako inilipad kita
15:35 sa rurot na hangin,
15:36 sa heaven."
15:37 "Oo!"
15:38 "Oo!"
15:39 "Sa rurot na hangin,
15:40 sa heaven."
15:41 "Gara, kinabahan na ako
15:42 sa heaven agad,
15:43 wag naman muna.
15:44 Hindi pa ako handa.
15:46 Marami pa ako episode na
15:47 gagawin dito sa T-Bot,
15:49 wag naman heaven muna."
15:50 "Unknown is neighbor,
15:51 ibig sabihin niya,
15:52 yung ano, heaven ng pakiramdam."
15:54 "Ahh, linawin mo,
15:56 hindi pa ako handang masundo."
15:59 "Wag mo binibigla si Kakay."
16:01 "Okay, thank you."
16:02 "Pero in fairness,
16:03 gusto ko din yung hangin.
16:04 Okay, so,
16:05 sunod naman dyan,
16:06 Kuya Ian Red?"
16:07 "Mr. Queso."
16:08 "Ako naman,
16:09 yung pipili ako,
16:11 is water.
16:12 Tubig."
16:13 "So,
16:14 very adjustable naman ako eh.
16:15 Pwede ako sa malit,
16:16 pwede sa masikrip,
16:17 pwede sa maluag,
16:19 pwede sa malaki."
16:20 "Ah!"
16:21 "Yes,
16:22 kasi alam mo naman yung water,
16:23 liquid eh.
16:24 And,
16:25 kung halaman ka eh,
16:26 pwede,
16:27 pwede naman kita
16:28 minsan-minsan,
16:29 diligan."
16:30 "Ohh!"
16:32 "Dakit minsan lang?
16:33 Dakit minsan lang?
16:34 Par-araw dapat."
16:36 "Kung araw-araw
16:37 magiging naratric ka be."
16:39 "Ohh, sandali talagang,
16:40 talagang matatayo.
16:42 Magiging mga matatayo
16:43 kang aking mga sanga.
16:44 Sinawisan yung kiligili ko sa diligan,
16:46 parang iba yung pakiramdam ko.
16:48 Kinakabahan ako ha."
16:49 "Grabi yun.
16:50 Water.
16:51 Sunod naman,
16:52 Kuya Eric Sien,
16:53 yung sasagbuhan?"
16:54 "Mr. Vanilla."
16:55 "Yes."
16:56 "Kung ako,
16:57 isang element,
16:58 siguro,
16:59 fire."
17:00 "Ayy!"
17:01 "Fire."
17:02 "Dahil,
17:03 gabi-gabi,
17:04 mag-init ka sa akin."
17:06 "Ahh!"
17:07 "Ano,
17:08 nag-lock?"
17:09 [laughs]
17:10 "Oyo,
17:11 oyo,
17:12 oyo,
17:13 oyo,
17:14 oyo,
17:15 oyo,
17:16 oyo,
17:17 oyo."
17:18 "Bakit ganyan?
17:19 Ano na-imagine mo?"
17:20 "Iba eh,
17:21 diba?
17:22 Mag-iinit.
17:23 Pero,
17:24 siguraduhin mo lang yan ha,
17:25 Mr. Vanilla,
17:26 na hindi ulo ko nga-iinit ha."
17:27 "Oyun,
17:28 tanungin natin,
17:29 ano ba yung iinit sa kanya?"
17:30 "Yes?"
17:31 "Buong katawan."
17:32 "Ahh!"
17:33 "Asusunugin ka naman pala."
17:34 "Ah,
17:35 oyo,
17:36 in fairness,
17:37 Miss Gay,
17:38 ayun ako,
17:39 ito,
17:40 ang hindi lang napili ay
17:41 Earth,
17:42 tama?
17:43 O,
17:44 siya,
17:45 if sakali sa'yo yung Earth,
17:46 paano mo pa-iinit?"
17:47 "O,
17:48 ano nga ang gano'in mo?"
17:49 "Syempre sa ganda mong yan,
17:50 Miss Favor of the Man,
17:51 Earth ako.
17:52 Kasi hindi ka bakay dito
17:53 sa ibang planeta."
17:54 [laughs]
17:55 [laughs]
17:56 "Nila alis."
17:57 [laughs]
17:58 "In fairness,
17:59 guya Ian,
18:00 very timely.
18:01 Bina-padalina sa Mars,
18:02 ganyan,
18:03 diba?"
18:04 "Ilagawa ng pwesto."
18:05 "O,
18:06 ang ganda ng mga sagot nila,
18:07 hihirapan ako lalo."
18:08 "No,
18:09 nakikita ko nga sa'yo."
18:10 "Para kailangan pa natin
18:11 ng isa pang question."
18:12 "Isa pang question,
18:13 why not?"
18:14 "Para na-
18:14 matest natin talaga
18:15 kung hanggang saan
18:16 ang kanilang galing."
18:17 "Take it away."
18:18 "Eto ang ating
18:19 ating question,
18:20 number five,
18:21 healthy is the new sexy."
18:23 "Oy."
18:24 "O,
18:25 balita ko,
18:26 pamatay ang biceps niyong
18:28 tatlo,
18:29 pues,
18:30 gusto ko ng
18:31 receiver."
18:32 "Oy."
18:33 "Pupunta ako dyan
18:34 at tahawakan ko
18:35 ang braso nyo, boys."
18:37 "Pumanda kayo
18:38 dahil sa totoong buhay
18:39 hindi lang yan ang hahawakan."
18:40 "Ayy!"
18:41 "Ayy!"
18:42 "O,
18:43 sige pero siyempre
18:44 hindi lang yang hayaan
18:45 makita mo sila."
18:46 "O, o."
18:47 "Ayan, pero siyempre,
18:48 ayan ha,
18:49 ready ka na ba sa kapaan?"
18:50 "Yeah, a-
18:51 ha-ha-ha."
18:52 "Well, well, well,
18:53 bagong masayang kapaan mga katipas,
18:54 mag-break lang po muna kami
18:56 dahil siyempre,
18:57 I'm sure lang tayo may magpapawisan na
18:58 bapalik agad-agad ang
18:59 Diva's
19:00 Star Wars Live!"
19:03 "Oy, kandali lang,
19:07 teka lang,
19:08 parang yung biceps
19:09 umabot sa dibib."
19:10 "Diba?"
19:11 "Yes, yes, yes, yes,
19:13 welcome back to Diva's
19:14 at siyempre kasama pa rin po natin
19:15 ang tatlong hunks
19:16 na pagpipilian ang ating searcher,
19:18 ang ating bold star,
19:19 na isa ngayon
19:20 respetado senior actress."
19:22 "Kinabalik ako sa senior actress eh."
19:26 "Of course,
19:27 ang ating Miss Flavor of the Month,
19:28 ayan,
19:29 palakpa ka naman dyan,
19:30 iba-iba.
19:31 Siyempre,
19:32 mag-browse dito lo,
19:33 yung ating game,
19:34 gusto mo bang batiin munang
19:35 yung mga apo?"
19:36 "Mga apo?"
19:38 "Yung mga apo ko,
19:39 magpapadala."
19:40 "Grandson, granddaughter?"
19:41 "Magpapadala na ang lola,
19:42 bukas,
19:43 ha,
19:44 malapit na kakasweldo lang,
19:45 bukas, oh.
19:46 May politician ako yan siya."
19:47 "Saka umabot na,
19:48 bahit talaga sa ganoon."
19:50 "Lag-advance lang tayo."
19:52 "Mag-e-guest talaga tayo sa ganoon."
19:54 "Oy, Kuya Ian,
19:57 ano,
19:58 kamusta ka naman dyan?"
19:59 "Naku, okay na okay,
20:00 bubay."
20:01 "Nag-usap-usap kami dito,
20:02 na kapag decision na namin,
20:04 na kung sino ma sa dalawa
20:05 ang hindi mapipili,
20:06 sasama sa akin.
20:07 At,
20:09 bibigyan ko na
20:10 ang pangkabuhayan showcase."
20:11 "Takutla ka na pala."
20:14 "Takutla ang ginawa mo
20:15 dun sa X-Men."
20:16 "Yes!"
20:17 "Takutla ka na pala."
20:18 "Yes!"
20:19 "I give you five."
20:20 "Oy, ayun na,
20:23 Miss Flavor of the Month."
20:24 "Ito na."
20:25 "Ituloy na natin
20:26 ang naiwan mong tanong kanina."
20:27 "Siyempre titignan natin."
20:29 "Ano ulit yon?"
20:30 "Siyempre titignan natin,
20:31 'Healthy is the new sexy.'
20:32 Kailangan kong nang-resibo
20:33 para makita ko talaga
20:34 healthy sila
20:35 at may mga biceps sila ganyan."
20:37 "Yes,
20:38 mayro' kang pa-pisil-pisil moment."
20:39 "Yes,
20:40 papudin din amoy-amoy."
20:41 "Amoy?
20:42 Toto?
20:43 Okay."
20:44 "Kasi amoy-amoy."
20:45 "Okay, sige,
20:46 pinisil mo na,
20:47 aamoyin mo pa."
20:48 "Siguraduhin niyo lang,
20:49 di-expand yung aamoyin mo."
20:50 "Get ready."
20:51 "Sino mulayin natin?"
20:52 "Ay, nako,
20:53 si Miss Sir Vanilla mulayin natin.
20:54 Tayo ka, Miss Sir Vanilla.
20:55 At ito naman ang way
20:56 papuntang mong bahay niyo
20:57 pa-uwi."
20:58 "Ibigay mo sa kanya
20:59 ito mula, Ian."
21:00 "Ito ma,
21:01 ito mula, Ian naman."
21:02 "Ilagay ko na yung
21:03 kamay mo sa braso niya."
21:04 "Kailangan mo na-flex."
21:05 "Flex muna din."
21:06 "Aamoy ko na siya."
21:08 "Pwede pa ganito?"
21:09 "Iyan, iyan."
21:10 "Tapos,
21:13 hawakan mo yung mukha mo."
21:15 "Di braso mo."
21:17 "Iyan."
21:18 "Ang tigay."
21:28 "Describe mo,
21:29 describe mo tigay."
21:30 "Wait lang, wait lang."
21:31 "It's very hard."
21:33 "Hard?"
21:34 "Flex pa po,
21:35 flex pa po."
21:36 "Si Mr. Vanilla
21:38 is very hairy."
21:40 "Yes."
21:41 "Anong amoy?"
21:42 "Anong amoy?"
21:43 "Ah, hindi pa expired."
21:45 "Gaya pa."
21:46 "Laban."
21:47 "Ayan, hairy siya."
21:48 "Yay, pinalo pa mo."
21:52 "Matigas, matigas."
21:54 "Pili ko,
21:55 tama lang sa belt ng katawan niya
21:57 yung biceps."
21:58 "Isa pang ano,
21:59 isa pang sandal sa braso."
22:01 "Ang cute na ito,
22:02 parang titang naglalabdik."
22:03 "Isa pang mga..."
22:04 "Ian naman, Ian!"
22:05 "Sorry, sorry.
22:06 Okay, thank you so much,
22:07 Mr. Vanilla."
22:08 "Salamat."
22:09 "Next."
22:10 "Susunod naman dyan,
22:11 Mr. Queso."
22:13 "Ayan lang si Queso."
22:15 "Patingin, patingin."
22:16 "Kailangan ipakita,
22:17 e-flex, e-flex, e-flex."
22:18 "Ayan."
22:19 "At ito,
22:21 ang kanyang braso."
22:23 "Pero ang maganda niya,
22:24 kasi nakadamit siya,
22:25 pwede mong ipasok yung kamay mo."
22:26 "Ayan."
22:27 "Pasok mo.
22:28 Dito, dito, dito."
22:29 "Ayan, ayan."
22:30 "Alam mo naman kung saan ipapasok."
22:32 "Ay, ang bilis!"
22:34 "Oo, ay, ina-
22:35 Ay, ay, ay,
22:37 ay, ikikis ka niya!"
22:39 "Ay, grabe naman."
22:41 "Ay, medyo itong biceps niya,
22:43 hindi kasing tigas nung ano,
22:45 nung kay Mr. Vanilla.
22:46 Pero,
22:47 papunta na dun."
22:49 "Papunta na dun!"
22:50 "May future, ganun."
22:51 "Atsaka, hindi siya masyado hairy."
22:53 "Oo."
22:54 "Ano ka ba, Miss Pamer?
22:55 Naman may sinasagot siya sa sanasabing mo."
22:57 "Hindi, masing tigas daw yun.
22:58 Masing tigas naman daw yung pesa."
22:59 "Ayan."
23:00 "Oo, baka ba, ibang kailangan naman
23:02 ng italyan naman."
23:04 "Oo, isa mo na pool ball?"
23:05 "Bait ka kung sabi niya italyan."
23:06 "Oo, buongiorno."
23:07 "Ciao, bellissimo."
23:08 "Oo!"
23:10 "Buongiorno, arrivederci."
23:12 "Piacere mio, conoscete."
23:14 "Ay, sasagutin ako dyan, ha?"
23:15 "Buongiorno, signor."
23:17 "Bellissimo."
23:18 "Oo, nangbagay siya!"
23:19 "Sabi niya kung saan talaga ako,
23:20 si Bellissimo."
23:21 "Ayy!"
23:22 "Alam mo rin?"
23:23 "Nadi buongior, yung langatang."
23:25 "Buongiorno."
23:26 "Oke, thank you so much."
23:27 "Para kininig ka talaga."
23:29 "Ang surte-surte mo naman."
23:31 "Oke!"
23:32 "Pagatlo!"
23:33 "Pagatlo naman, mister."
23:34 "Kinabahan ako sa chocolate."
23:36 "Chocolate!"
23:37 "Oy, nagbuhay ba si chocolate?"
23:39 "Hindi, baka mister chocolate."
23:41 "Ayan na yan."
23:42 "Oy!"
23:43 "Oo, ipapasok mo din yan."
23:45 "Kinabahan ako!"
23:47 "Why are you guys still wearing longsleeves?"
23:48 "It's so hot in the Philippines."
23:49 "Oh, bye!"
23:50 "Did you see my hand? It's like it's mad."
23:51 "Yes, it's like she doesn't want to punch me."
23:53 "Oy, wait a minute!"
23:55 "It's like the biceps are reaching the navel."
23:58 "Right? Can you reach it?"
24:00 "It's so funny."
24:01 "She's enjoying it."
24:02 "At least, right, when you're together, you don't have to f**k."
24:05 "Ayy!"
24:06 "My God!"
24:07 "It's so hot!"
24:09 "Wait a minute!"
24:13 "It's so hot!"
24:14 "It's so hot!"
24:16 "Wait a minute!"
24:17 "I'm nervous, I'm panicking."
24:18 "Describe it."
24:19 "Ah, this is a bit, okay, what else?"
24:22 "She's ordering."
24:24 "It's like she really likes to go to the gym."
24:27 "And her body is built very, very, MMA, wrestler."
24:33 "Do you really go to the gym?"
24:34 "Yes."
24:35 "Oh, wow!"
24:36 "Yes."
24:37 "Her voice is so loud."
24:38 "It's so scary, it's like she's going to slap someone."
24:41 "Ayan, thank you!"
24:43 "Thank you so much!"
24:44 "Wow!"
24:45 "Describe it, did you enjoy it? The real thing, okay?"
24:47 "I enjoyed it."
24:48 "Ayy, why is it like f**k?"
24:51 "Your body is getting harder."
24:54 "Your body is getting harder."
24:56 "Guys, I'm standing up."
24:58 "Eve, where are you?"
25:00 "Where's the horn?"
25:01 "Where's the horn?"
25:02 "Hey, where are you?"
25:03 "Hey, guys, guys!"
25:05 "Here, here, back, back, here, here, here, here."
25:08 "Bye!"
25:09 "Brother Ian Red?"
25:10 "Let's check on the misters, see what they can say."
25:12 "Okay, okay, hold on."
25:14 "Did you enjoy holding Miss Flavor of the Month?"
25:18 "Did you get twisted, did you want to punch?"
25:19 "What did you feel, Mr. Vanilla?"
25:22 "I enjoyed it, her hands are so soft."
25:24 "I hope she can hold other parts of my body."
25:28 "Oh, that's a shame!"
25:29 "Okay, Mr. Queso, what can you say?"
25:32 "Yeah, she knows how to hold."
25:34 "She knows how to handle."
25:36 "Because her hands were twisted before, that's why she's so fast."
25:39 "I was able to dream about that."
25:41 "You were able to dream about that?"
25:42 "Yes, so I feel like I can only beat her."
25:44 "I hope she can hold other parts of my body."
25:47 "I hope you can beat her."
25:48 "I hope she can hold other parts of my body."
25:50 "Okay, Mr. Show, what can you say?"
25:52 "Did your head get hot?"
25:53 "No, I can say that she's soft but firm."
25:58 "Oh, you heard that?"
26:00 "The description is soft but firm."
26:05 "Because the next one is F."
26:08 "Soft but firm."
26:10 "That's amazing!"
26:11 "It's time for us to decide on our Miss Flavor of the Month."
26:14 "The question, fellow T-Bots, is who among the three of them will you choose?"
26:20 "Are you ready?"
26:23 "Go ahead."
26:24 "No hard feelings, guys. This is, you know, no personal comment."
26:28 "The one I will choose is..."
26:31 "Mr. Queso!"
26:40 "Mr. Queso!"
26:42 "Oh, my God!"
26:44 "Mr. Queso was chosen."
26:47 "But before we introduce Mr. Queso to you,"
26:49 "we will first introduce the ones you didn't choose."
26:53 "Right?"
26:54 "Who is that?"
26:55 "Who is that?"
26:56 "The first one you didn't choose is a professional model."
27:00 "And the reigning Mr. International Philippines."
27:04 "Oh, his height is crazy because he's 6'3".
27:07 "And of course, you know, Austin Cavatana."
27:11 "Come here, Austin. Join us."
27:16 "He didn't choose you, but he chose you."
27:18 "Oh, he's so tall!"
27:19 "What a waste, right?"
27:20 "He's so handsome."
27:22 "You should've asked your auntie."
27:24 "What a waste. You should've asked your uncle."
27:27 "He's so tall!"
27:29 "Here, Austin. You're here."
27:30 "Message him, Austin. You're here to message him."
27:32 "You're here to message him, Austin. I might send you home."
27:35 "What did you send him, Austin?"
27:37 "Thank you. I'm so happy and I'm enjoying your presence."
27:41 "I'm really going to buy a new car!"
27:46 "Are you going to buy a taxi? No way."
27:48 "If I can, I'll buy everything."
27:50 "Right?"
27:51 "Okay, thank you, Austin."
27:54 "A round of applause for Austin. Come here."
27:56 "Thank you!"
27:57 "We'll join Austin's mom."
27:59 "Who's the second-hand one, Ian Reddy, that you didn't choose?"
28:02 "Yes, the next mister that you didn't choose is the favorite of the month."
28:06 "Of course, he was born in Madrid, Spain."
28:09 "Really?"
28:10 "Yes, he's an actor, celebrity chef, and sparkle artist."
28:14 "Not only are his dishes delicious, but he's also delicious."
28:20 "Chef Jose Sarasota!"
28:23 "Chef Jose!"
28:25 "Chef Jose Sarasota!"
28:27 "Thank you, Sara."
28:29 "Thank you, Jose."
28:30 "Thank you, friend."
28:32 "Why do you look like you have a past?"
28:34 "We're just friends."
28:36 "And he's so handsome."
28:38 "I hope you can visit his restaurant."
28:41 "Sure, sure."
28:42 "You're so handsome."
28:43 "There you go."
28:46 "Your aunt is so handsome, right? Because you were still young."
28:49 "That's how my friends are."
28:52 "Thank you, chef."
28:53 "Thank you."
28:55 "Will you join us later, chef?"
28:57 "Yes."
28:58 "Here it is, finally!"
28:59 "Of course, the one who made Miss Flavor of the Month's heart pound!"
29:04 "Of course, they need to hold hands so we can have some excitement."
29:08 "And holding hands?"
29:09 "Yes, holding hands."
29:10 "Come here, come here, come here."
29:12 "There you go."
29:13 "We'll give you a cue, okay? Let's count to three."
29:16 "To the audience!"
29:18 "Three, two, one!"
29:21 "Pusoan Layan!"
29:23 "Yeah!"
29:25 "Oh, my gosh!"
29:27 "Oh, my gosh!"
29:29 "Oh, my gosh!"
29:31 "Gratis!"
29:32 "There you go."
29:34 "And what did you say?"
29:36 "Thank you, gratis."
29:37 "Mr. Queso, Miss Flavor of the Month."
29:40 "He's nervous, he's shaking his head. Why are you nervous?"
29:43 "Of course, he's here with us in the Prime Time Series, Unbreak My Heart."
29:47 "Congratulations!"
29:49 "Mr. Mark Rivera."
29:52 "Thank you for choosing me."
29:54 "You seem to be fond of traveling."
29:57 "I like to travel in Europe."
29:58 "Yes."
29:59 "I need to travel with her."
30:01 "You're coming with us?"
30:02 "Yes, I am."
30:03 "I'll go with Florez."
30:05 "Maybe I'll replace Florez."
30:07 "It's nice to eat."
30:08 "They have something in common."
30:10 "Florez's architecture is the art capital of Catalina."
30:14 "I'm excited for you. When are you going?"
30:16 "I'm going today. Let's go!"
30:17 "Oh, they're leaving already."
30:19 "Wait, wait, wait."
30:21 "I'm tired."
30:22 "Okay, if you're not sad, I'll be happy."
30:25 "I'm the one who's tired."
30:28 "He's shaking his head."
30:30 "We're going to travel, right?"
30:33 "Two hearts are beating."
30:35 "We're running and we're also looking for a place to stay with Inred."
30:42 "He's happy."
30:43 "And of course, where will we bring the prize? We don't know."
30:47 "Yes, let's wish them luck."
30:49 "I don't want to."
30:52 "But we can only promise one thing, Kakaibawtista will reduce the amount of money."
30:57 "Yes, I'll send David to Europe, guys!"
30:59 "He's ready."
31:01 "And of course, you're just there. We have a lot more to bring."
31:05 "We'll be back with..."
31:07 "T-Bus! Tawa is Life!"
31:11 "We just found out that we have a guest."
31:15 "Let's go!"
31:16 "Let's go!"
31:19 "From the voice generation, Coach Stell!"
31:27 "Welcome back, T-Bus! Tawa is Life!"
31:36 "And two months ago, Kakaibawtista was our first guest."
31:41 "And we found out that he's a crush on a member of SB19, Stell."
31:49 "Am I right?"
31:51 "Yes, I'm super biased."
31:53 "Correct."
31:54 "And I just added that we were in the dressing room earlier, his wallpaper..."
31:58 "Oh, nothing."
31:59 "I'll try that."
32:00 "Baby, what do you have for Stell, aside from his talent?"
32:05 "I said this in an interview, I have a lot of friends from theater and industry who worked with them in SB19."
32:14 "And they always say that Stell is very approachable."
32:17 "And when you see their story and Stell's personality, he's the happiest and most naughty."
32:25 "And he's also good at dancing and singing."
32:28 "I didn't know, guys."
32:29 "As in, he's really good."
32:31 "He's really good. More than anything, he's really good."
32:34 "And his passion for his work and craft is on another level."
32:39 "That's why all the videos are saved on TikTok."
32:42 "All of them are saved."
32:43 "Even the one like that."
32:45 "All of them are saved."
32:47 "They're the ones."
32:48 "And of course, I'm sure everyone knows that Stell is a coach."
32:52 "Of course, this is the voice generation."
32:54 "And today, there's a rehearsal in Studio 6, right?"
32:58 "And you already know."
32:59 "You already know where this is going."
33:03 "Guys?"
33:04 "Guys, of course."
33:06 "Why? Is it true?"
33:08 "Because you're so happy."
33:09 "Of course."
33:10 "This is the blindfold."
33:11 "The blindfold is on."
33:12 "The blindfold is on."
33:13 "What is it?"
33:15 "Just a heart."
33:16 "I'm shaking."
33:21 "Wait, I'm drinking water."
33:23 "I'm drinking water. I'm shaking."
33:26 "She's shaking. She's shaking."
33:28 "I'm shaking. I'm shaking."
33:29 "This is just fast."
33:30 "I'm shaking."
33:32 "This is very special for us because today, it's very high."
33:35 "Correct. I'm just joking."
33:38 "Wait, this is not true."
33:40 "This is not true because we're celebrating because we entered early."
33:44 "There."
33:45 "There."
33:47 "We're happy, my love."
33:48 "You're lucky. I promise."
33:51 "I don't believe it."
33:53 "Okay, there."
33:54 "Are you ready?"
33:55 "Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen."
33:58 "Please welcome from the voice generation."
34:02 "There's no one else but Coach Stell."
34:05 "Oh, my God!"
34:08 "She's so good."
34:10 "She's so good."
34:11 "There."
34:12 "Wow!"
34:14 "I'm getting nervous."
34:19 "I'm getting nervous."
34:20 "There."
34:23 "That's right."
34:24 "There."
34:26 "That's right."
34:28 "This is not true."
34:30 "There."
34:31 "That's right."
34:32 "This is not true."
34:33 "Hold her hand."
34:34 "This is not true."
34:40 "Hold her hand."
34:43 "Hold her hand first."
34:44 "Wait."
34:45 "Hold her hand."
34:46 "Just hold her hand."
34:47 "Just hold her hand."
34:48 "Okay, holding hands."
34:49 "Ready?"
34:50 "In three, two, one."
34:54 "It's a..."
34:55 "Happy birthday!"
34:59 "Happy birthday!"
35:00 "We call that 'Stell's birthday'."
35:04 "Stell's birthday."
35:08 "I know where the tape is."
35:09 "There's Stell."
35:10 "Oh, you know Stell's schedule?"
35:12 "Wait, show us first."
35:14 "I'm looking for you."
35:16 "What do you want to say?"
35:17 "I'm just here."
35:19 "You know, Stell's smell is good."
35:22 "What smell?"
35:23 "The smell of the TV's liquid."
35:24 "What's the name?"
35:25 "The TV's liquid."
35:28 "You're so long, Aue."
35:30 "There you go."
35:33 "My nose is aching."
35:35 "Thank you so much, again, to you, Kuya Ariel Reddy."
35:38 "Miss Kakaibautista."
35:39 "Do you want to greet someone?"
35:41 "Yes."
35:42 "Go!"
35:43 "I want to greet Stell."
35:44 "He said, 'Congratulations on being...'"
35:47 "And good luck in..."
35:49 "There are so many concerts in the US and Canada."
35:53 "So we can watch the TV."
35:55 "Meanwhile, here's our Hair of the Week."
35:58 "Kakaibautista will give us a massage."
36:00 "I'm always scared of getting my hair pulled."
36:02 "I'm really scared."
36:03 "Okay, here it is, guys. Get ready."
36:05 "No matter how much it hurts,"
36:09 "At least I can wake up and start the morning without you."
36:12 "There!"
36:13 "What can you say about that?"
36:15 "That's my girl!"
36:16 "Where are you?"
36:18 "She's really brave."
36:20 "She's gone."
36:21 "You don't need a motivational rhyme."
36:24 "No, I don't have a rhyme!"
36:26 "Go to Europe!"
36:29 "Thank you, Bags! Until next week, let's laugh and laugh together!"
36:34 "Let's have fun together!"
36:35 "And here's your favorite..."
36:36 "T-Bags Laugh Is Life!"
36:40 "This program was recorded live."
36:52 "T-Bags Laugh Is Life!"